I acknowledge freely that I have had hard feelings against Mr. Ballou for abusing me and calling me a logarithm
, which is a thing I do not know what, but no doubt a thing considered disgraceful and unbecoming in America...
A Comedy Trope
about people being offended by words they don't know.
Alice is speaking to Bob about something. In the course of the dialogue, Alice calls Bob eloquent, or valiant, or perhaps "a badass
". Not knowing what a badass is, Bob demands to know if she thinks he has hemorrhoids. This is often, but not always, a case of Compliment Backfire
. See also You Keep Using That Word
for another way to take an unfamiliar word, invent a meaning, and assume it's the one everybody uses.
Pretty much the inverse of Insult Backfire
. Contrast Malaproper
. Particularly unfortunate choices of words can be Mistaken for Racist
By the way, a logarithm of a number refers to the value a given base number must be raised to the power of to produce the original number. As in the logarithm of 16 to base 4 is 2, because 4 to the power of 2 is 16.
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- In a Running Gag, Groo The Wanderer becomes violently enraged whenever someone calls him a "mendicant," even though he has no idea what the word means.note
- In issue #100, Groo learns to read (having been illiterate all his life). Someone with the issue will have to confirm, but he does learn what "mendicant" means.
- Paperinik New Adventures: in a bonus comic, Angus, needing to create a distraction, walks to the biggest and dumbest-looking guy in a crowded room and has a few words with him.
Angus: Really you don't mind that guy [points in a random direction] calling you a dim-witted, brutish and overly ignorant ape?
Big guy: Did he call me overly?!
Sid the Sexist: "Well, I must admit..."
Big Dave: "DIVVUN CAAL ME MUSTARD MITT!" >*punch*<
- In PS238, Zodon's "Barry Ween" chip causes him to insult Ed and Dom by referring to Ed as a "Geranium" (note that he was trying to insult him either way, but whatever profanity he was supposed to be saying changed due to the chip). Ed is more confused than insulted.
- In the French film Les Choristes, one of the teachers in a boarding school for delinquents wants to start a boys' chorus so he tests out each boy's voice. To the most feared delinquent of them all, he says, "You're a very good baritone." The kid tries to kick his ass.
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has one "insult" (actually a description) traded for another. Casey Jones reveals that he's uncomfortable spending the night in the Turtles sewer lair.
Donatello: You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: Hey, you want a fist in the mouth? I've never even LOOKED at another guy!
- One of the students in Renaissance Man misunderstands the word "oxymoron" and asserts that he "ain't no ox-moron".
- In Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey:
Shadow: Chance, you're a genius!
Chance: I am not! What's a genius?
- In the film of A Series of Unfortunate Events, the orphans make pasta puttanesca for Count Olaf and his fellow actors. When Klaus announces that they've made "puttanesca," Olaf responds "What did you call me?" (This was likely intended as a Bilingual Bonus Getting Crap Past the Radar, since the name "puttanesca" actually is derived from the Italian word for 'prostitute'.)
- The character of Raymonde in the French film Hôtel du Nord is mainly famous for indignantly asking her interlocutor « Atmosphère ? Atmosphère ? Est-ce que j'ai une gueule d'atmosphère ? » (Atmosphere? Atmosphere? Do I look like an atmosphere to you?)
- Two examples can be found in the American version:
Dr. Poole: She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
Snaps: That's what got her into this jam!
Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.
Connie: Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc.
Snaps: Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.
- In Che: Part One, Camilo Cienfuegos nicknames a Cuban revolutionary "Ventrílocuo" (ventriloquist), but said revolutionaire mistakes the word for a made-up insult: ventre-culo (culo means "ass"). Che Guevara quickly corrects him.
- In Jumping the Broom, the maid of honor tells Malcolm (who is blatantly hitting on her) that he wouldn't like her because she's a hermaphrodite. His response is that he doesn't care what religion she is.
- In the classic Australian comedy The Castle, the main character's lawyer is presenting his case in the High Court and the opposing lawyer tells the judge that the precedent just quoted was merely an example of obiter dictum. The main character, highly offended, yells "Was not!" For non-lawyers: judges decide cases based on the reasoning used in past decisions. If a reasoning was used to decide a case, judges are much more willing to follow it than if the past judge was imagining what-if scenarios and deciding how things would be decided in that situation. Those what-ifs are obiter dicta. Of course, even if you don't know your law, the reactions of the judge and lawyers are enough for watchers to realise this trope is in play.
- Comes up in the movie version of Richie Rich when the butler explains to Richie that "crib" is an idiom for "home" in the slang used by Richie's newfound friends. One of the kids misunderstands and asks "Who are you callin' an 'idiom'?"
- When Det. Thorne in Hellraiser: Inferno notes to Nenonen that his name is a palindrome, he angrily retorts with "What did you call me?"
- As quoted above, Mark Twain's Roughing It is the Trope Namer.
- Interesting Times: "He called me venerable!"
- In Feet of Clay, Vimes is told that Nobby is entitled to a coat of arms. He goes back to the Watch House and says "Nobby, you're armigerous!" This is taken by Nobby to mean, while not quite an insult, something for which he might need "a special shampoo." When one barman is informed that Nobby is a Peer, he assumes it is used in the verb sense rather than the '-of the realm' sense.
- In Unseen Academicals, Glenda is offended when Mr. Nutt tries to flatter her by calling her "fecund"note After hastily looking the word up she's merely embarrassed, and Glenda gently explains to Nutt why that might not be a good word with which to compliment women.
- In The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey, Sticky's girlfriend dumps him for remarking on her "pulchritude." It means beauty.
- Daisy Miller, when the Annoying Younger Sibling is talking about how he hates Rome:
"I hate it worse and worse every day!" cried Randolph.
"You are like the infant Hannibal," said Winterbourne.
"No, I ain't!" Randolph declared, at a venture.
- In Neverwhere, Mr. Vandemar at one point confuses the word "circumlocution" for something else, and indignanty responds that he hasn't got one. He is quickly corrected by Mr. Croup.
- In a Sonic the Hedgehog children's novel, Sonic In The Fourth Dimension, an imaginary dragon creature threatens to redo the universe with his allies (the Mythos creatures) and remake it In Their Own Image. In the process, he claims he would erase "you [Sonic] and your ilk". Tails responds indignantly with "I'm a fox, not an ilk!" "Ilk" means "kind", as in things of a similar type, and he was threatening to remove all life forms the universe considers normal, or real. This book was made in 1993, before Tails was established to be a genius.
- The short story A Palavra Mágica (the Magic World) by Portuguese author Vergílio Ferreira is centered around the chaos sown in a rural village after a heated dispute in which one of the participants calls the other "innocuous", with neither of them knowing what the word really means. The word, corrupted to "inoque" then "noque", then becomes known as a horrifically vile swear.
- In Dodger by Terry Pratchett, Mrs Mayhew describes Dodger as an astute young man. He apologises and says his best trousers are in the wash.
- In Harry Potter, when Vernon Dursley is called a Muggle, he gets angry and automatically assumes he's being insulted, even though he doesn't know what that means.
Live Action TV
- On The Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode "The First Day of High School", Cody says "kudos" to the school bully, who answers, "What did you just call me?"
- On Get Smart, during a Hunting the Most Dangerous Game episode the bad guy called Max a "Homo sapien. " Max replied: "Hey, I'm as normal as the next guy."
- Another Get Smart example deals with Hymie the Robot, and why he shouldn't date the Chief's niece.
Max, Hymie is a cybernaut. Max:
What's his religion got to do with it? 4:00-4:05
- Later on, after Max learns that the Chief's niece has fallen for Hymie:
- A sketch on The Tracey Ullman Show had a girl asking her friend what 'satiated' meant, and then phoning her boyfriend to apologise for what she had done after he had said he was satiated following sex.
- The Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Bad Eggs":
Giles: I suppose there is a sort of...Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.
- In this case he may have known what the word meant; he was just genuinely unsure if that was a compliment or insult.
- And over on Angel, after everyone loses their memories:
Wesley: The cross obviously doesn't affect me or our friend, (points to Gunn) the pugilist.
Gunn: Oh, yo' ass better pray I don't look that word up.
- In an episode of That '70s Show, Hyde is trying to teach Fez to pick up girls by being cool and aloof. Fez hears it as Hyde calling him a "loof", which is apparently an insult in his native language (whatever the heck it is).
- A recurring sketch from the series Balls of Steel features the "Militant Black Guy", who always takes great offense to what he thinks are racial slurs, but are obviously totally innocent terms in context. For instance, when he enters a bakers and is shocked to hear the cake he asked for is called a black forest gateaux.
- On an episode of Castle, a safe deposit box belonging to a mob figure is broken into. The mobster claims it contained his stamp collection. One of the cops asks him how long he has been a philatelist. His response is "Hey! I don't roll that way!"
"Billiards, darts, these are things you're adroit at, Sam."
"Listen, nobody calls me a 'droit'."
- On Psych season four, Juliet calls Shawn "prophetic," who childishly retorts that she's the one who's prophetic.
- The Wire. Brother Mouzone says to his associate Lamar about finding a guy in a gay bar, "You're the perfect bait. They'll see you as conflicted; your homophobia is so visceral." Lamar replies, "You see that? I ain't even stepped inside the joint yet, and you callin' me a cocksucker."
- A variant on Home Improvement: Randy actually does mean to insult Tim, but not in the way he thinks.
Randy: You're acting like some tyrannical fascist!
Tim: (to Jill) Did he just call me a dinosaur?
- On How I Met Your Mother, when he tries breaking up with Natalie by saying she's "not the one":
: I can't explain it. ... It's ineffable. Natalie
...I'm not F-able
- Inverted in The Sing Off, where Ben Folds joked "Are you calling me a sesquipedalian?" The joke is that he is and knows exactly what that word means, and his use of it is proof.
- A first-season episode of Night Court involved a woman who remarried after her husband was declared dead, only to have him return to her life. Hubby #1 is a career soldier, and #2 is a nerd. #2 criticizes #1 for his use of violence as "typical homo-sapien behavior". #1 responded by saying "I never even hugged my father."
- George Carlin had one where he talks about how he doesn't like some foods because of the way they sound. In this case, succotash. "What did you call me, you fuck?" "Hey, cool out, cool out. It's lima beans and corn. Cool out."
- In The Pirates of Penzance, Major-General Stanley asks the pirates "You're not thespians, are you?" Depending on the production, the pirates' reaction to this can be priceless.
- In You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, one number has a bunch of the kids getting in an argument in the middle of singing "Home on the Range". Lucy tells Sally that "[Linus] said - he said you were - an enigma!" This shocks the rest of the kids, and Sally spends the rest of the song alternating between being mad and asking "What's an enigma?"
- The Nameless Mod has this quote from a Board Guest: "I can't believe the moderators won't do anything! Every time I ask something, people call me a faq!"
- In the DS translation of Chrono Trigger, after making him generous through his ancestors, one of the Porre Mayor's daughters in 1000 AD says "Everybody says Daddy's magnanimous, but he says he's just big-boned."
- In a Final Fantasy related example, this video involves asking random passersby what a Chocobo is. At least one person interprets the word as a slur.
- The Cow and Chicken episode "Black Sheep of the Family" features the... well, black sheep of the family (a literal black sheep). Everyone would mistake his Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness for insults or swearing.
- A Running Gag on Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain is Elmyra scolding Brain for being a "naughty-waughty potty mouth" whenever he uses a big word she doesn't understand.
- On Animaniacs, Pesto from the "Goodfeathers" cartoons uses something similar to this trope. From their first episode:
Squit: I wanna be a tough bird, like you, Pesto.
Pesto: Whaddaya mean by that?
Squit: I just mean you're tough, that's all.
Pesto: Are you sayin' I'm an overdone piece of meat? Is that what you're sayin'?
- Also happens with "Rita and Runt". Rita describes Runt's actions as 'chivalric'. Runt apologises.
- This is probably how the word "nimrod", originally the name of a great hunter from the Bible (and thus a nickname for a hunter), became to mean "a fool, a klutz." In a popular Looney Tunes short, Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd a "poor little Nimrod," and the kids watching it thought it was some fancy insult they never heard before.
- Sponge Bob Square Pants: After Squidward finds himself accidentally stuck down a deep well with Spongebob and Patrick:
Squidward Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No, it doesn't.
Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)
Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick; you're scaring him!
Patrick: Ho, ho, ho!
Squidward: It's not working, Patrick.
- In "Frozen Face-Off" SpongeBob takes to Sandy using the word "simulacrum" to describe Plankton's robotic double that they just destroyed.
- Inversion: In Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Belle chuckles and tells Gaston that he is "positively primeval". Gaston, having no idea what she meant, takes it as a compliment, and thanks her for it.
- Though being who and what he is, Gaston would probably consider it a compliment either way.
- Done a few times in Ed, Edd n Eddy, such as Edd's reaction to Eddy's side of the story in "Once Upon An Ed"
Edd: Pure fiction, Eddy. Your exaggerated tale can only be described as cockamamie!
Ed: Tsk, tsk, tsk, I have never heard such language.
- In one episode of Time Squad, after arriving in Sweden, a guy approaches Tuddrussel and says "Guten Morgen!"note . Tuddrussel automatically assumes he's being insulted and decks the guy. Larry 3000 scolds him and says the guy said, "Good morning."
- A rather serious, if brief example on Davey and Goliath, a French cobbler says to Davey's little sister Sally, "Dulce, dulce," or "sweet." The children not only take it as an insult, but tell their father, which leads to problems when Sally is missing and the father confronts the cobbler over where she is.
- In The Powerpuff Girls:
- The Looney Tunes Show: In "Bugs & Daffy Get A Job", Dr. Wiseberg tells Daffy he has a deviated septum. Daffy slaps him in the face and declares "There's nothing wrong with my septum! (beat) What's a septum?".
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: In "The Return of Harmony, Part 1", Sweetie Belle calls Scootaloo a dodo. Scootaloo's response? "Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of!" (Though in this particular case, it actually was clearly intended as an insult).
- On King of the Hill, Peggy asks the wrestling coach to let Connie on the team, and brings up Title IX, which is the American law that bans gender discrimination in sports, among other things. He replies, "Roe v. Wade has nothing to do with this."
- In Littlest Pet Shop (2012), after Blythe trounces Whittany and Brittany Biskit in a debate.
Blythe (to Whittany and Brittany): Your rebuttal, ladies?
Brittany: Ugh! You're a butthole, Blythe Baxter!
- "I'm not a homophone! I write Slash Fic!"
- There is an anecdote with frequently changing dramatis personae, where a professor or someone gets caught in an exchange of abuse with a fishwife or female pedlar, and finally reduces her to tears by calling her things like "a hypotenause" or "an isoceles triangle!"
- There've been a number of highly publicized cases where people used the word "niggardly" and were accused of racism by people who assumed it was a racial slur. It really means "cheap" or "stingy", and is, in fact, completely unrelated to the n-word, having been borrowed from the Norse language. On the other hand... is there really any reason not to use the word "stingy" in these cases?
- Dallas County, Texas Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield (white) had to explain what a black hole is when fellow Commissioner John Wiley Price (black) took it as a racial slur, prompting Judge Thomas Jones (also black) to demand that Mayfield apologize for his 'racist' comment.
- Similarly, a University of Pennsylvania student in 1993 got charged with racial harassment when he shouted at a crowd of mostly black sorority sisters creating a ruckus outside his dorm, calling them "water buffalo". While under prosecution he explained the term comes from Hebrew slang, "Behema", used by Jews to refer to a loud, rowdy person.
- This story on Not Always Right, where a cashier uses the word "oxymoron" and a customer thinks the cashier insulted him.
- The president of the Lake County, Ohio, NAACP misconstrued a "You mad, bro?" sign at a football game as "racial intimidation" against a losing team.
- Creationist Ray Comfort once took umbrage at being called a "bibliophile" on Facebook.