Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
When listing three or more things, the comedy rule is to
not finish strong, but to list some strong examples followed by a very weak example, for the funny. Also, stick to the
Rule of Three as closely as possible.
See also:
List of Transgressions,
Arson Murder And Life Saving,
Felony Misdemeanor,
Good News, Bad News,
Odd Name Out,
The Triple. Compare
Poke the Poodle,
All Crimes Are Equal,
Jaywalking Will Ruin Your Life, when the minor crime carries significant consequences. The inverse is
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, where a list of seemingly mundane things ends with something much darker.
Clue, Evidence, and a Smoking Gun is a related inverse that deals with deductions rather than listing things.
Examples: