The Gilligan Cut is a classic staple of comedy in which someone announces something forcefully and the scene immediately cuts to the same character doing something in direct contradiction to what he just said.
For example, a character protests vehemently, "What, you expect me to wear a grass skirt, stand up on top of the Empire State Building and belt out the chorus of 'New York, New York'? Well, I'm not gonna... I'm just not gonna..." Whip Pan over to the character wearing a grass skirt on the 102nd floor, singing "I want to be a part of it, New York, New York!"
The Gilligan Cut. Comedy ain't pretty.
Simply put, if the character says "I'm not doing this", no matter how many times they say it, chances are the character will do this for the sake of comedic effect, while responding "I can't believe I'm doing this". May involve a bit of Leaning on the Fourth Wall when the victim will demand to know how they were talked into this situation.
Often combined with a Smash Cut. See also Ironic Echo Cut and Description Cut. Another way of Tempting Fate. Contrast "I Know What We Can Do" Cut. Not to be confused with Cutaway Gag.
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The second movie has this, and plays with it at the same time. The women of the group are being abducted by unknown shadowy creatures one by one. Currently, Akane is the only one they can use as bait, except everyone's looking at male Ranma. Cut to female Ranma struggling against the pole she's been tied to. Of course, there's a kettle on the top of the pole, it's clearly a trap, and Ranma was only acting like s/he was tied up.
Happens when Akane becomes injured and unable to participate in the Martial Arts Gymnastics tournament. They try to convince Ranma to change into a girl to take her place but he loudly protests that there is no way he is putting on a leotard. Cut to Ranma wearing a leotard.
While there was a bit of time between the protest and the wearing of the leotard in the anime, the above scene was done with a single cut with Gilligan-esque sound effects in Ranma Abridged, complete with appropriate setup.
Ranma: Oh no. There is no way I'm going to be wearing a leotard for the sake of others. (Gilligan Cut) Ranma: I can't believe I'm wearing a leotard for the sake of others.
In Fullmetal Alchemist, Ed and Ling are trapped in Gluttony's stomach. A tired Ling collapses and Ed tries to get him to get up again by starting to walk away while repeatedly saying he's leaving without him. We then cut to Ed carrying Ling over his shoulder.
In Naruto, right before Jiraiya leaves to investigate Akatsuki's ties to Amegakure, he goes to Tsunade's office, and, instead of just telling her that he thinks their leader is there, suggests they go out for a drink and talk at the bar. Tsunade rightfully points out that as a Hokage with many ninja in the field, she can't just go out and get plastered in the middle of the afternoon. Cut to the two of them at a bar, Tsunade clearly getting plastered, and Jiraiya telling her she should take her own advice.
Happens in an early episode of So Ra No Wo To. Kanata and Noel think that they saw a ghost in the barracks of their base. Kureha disagrees, suggesting that they're seeing things. Rio agrees with Kureha... cut to Kureha and Kanata standing at the entrance to the barracks, with Rio ordering them to investigate before turning around and running herself (and shouting those orders from a safe distance, no less).
Used when Shippo is introduced in InuYasha. After Kagome was captured, Shippo, with no other choice, turns to Inu-Yasha. However, he's still pissed about Shippo putting a Buddhist statue on his hand, making him immobile. Shippo promises to free Inu-Yasha if he promises not to hit him. After he agrees, it cuts to Inu-Yasha beating the shit out of Shippo.
In Minami-ke, after Chiaki laughs at Kana's anti-rain charm idea:
Kana: I'm going to roll you up in a sheet and hang you! Chiaki: Okay, if you think you can do it, go ahead. (cut to Chiaki wrapped in a sheet, hanging on a rope tied around her waist) Chiaki: For real?
Jugo: Perhaps if this girl were to challenge her true feelings, Ayano will be a little nicer to Kazuma, before it's too late. (cut to Ayano punching a drawing of Kazuma taped to her pillow) Ayano: Stupid Kazuma! I hate you! Do you hear me? You make me sick!
In a recent chapter of Gamble Fish, Tomu asks Mika if he could sit on her shoulders so he can get a better look at the cracks on the cave's ceiling. She refused, saying that it is usually the woman that sits on top, but he debates that with her being a tennis pro, her legs are stronger to support them. She ultimately suggests they Rock-Paper-Scissors for it. The next scene, she is seen caring him on her shoulders cursing that she should have never gambled with a cheating gambler.
The first episode of the Universe canon of Tenchi Muyo! has Tenchi's dad, Nobuyuki, vowing to stay up all night to protect Ryoko. One Gilligan Cut later, he's asleep on the couch.
The first chapter of the very short lived gag manga Chagecha from the creator of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, we get this fine example with Masoto feeling confident about the titular Yankee Bad Ass Chagecha taking on a whole Yankee gang from Guerrilla High.
Masoto: This may be foolish talk but... with you, I feel we can win...//
(cut to Guerrilla High School where they are facing HUNDREDS of Yankee gang members along with their mechanized leader which is a basically LITERALLY a GIANT head)//
A bit more subtle than most cases, but K has a scene where Yashiro says he always thought the prime minster was the most powerful person in Japan. Cut to the prime minister, who is currently bending over backwards to appease the whims of an Ancient Conspiracy.
In episode 2 of Sakurasou No Pet Na Kanojo, Mashiro tells Sorata to take off his clothes. He protests, but complies when she asks if taking her clothes off would make him comfortable. Later she tells him she wants to touch him, but he adamantly refuses. Then the next scene shows her sitting on top of him on the bed.
In The Tatami Galaxy, Nameless Protagonist Guy declares that he would never fall for the scam of buying tons of new-age "health products" to gain higher rank in their cultish organization and possibly meet the leader's attractive daughter. Next scene, he's receiving a huge package of the stuff, and has started working several jobs so he can buy it in ever-increasing quantities, all for the sake of his hopeless obsession with said daughter.
Larry the Cable Guy had a running gag of this sort throughout one of his shows. For instance, his wife urged him to shave his balls. Like he was going to do that. "So there I am, shaving my nut sack...."
Robert Schimmel is a fan of this one too. "Yeah, like I'm going to stick my dick, which shoots a liquid, into something that plugs into the wall." "So I'm on the floor fucking this thing..."
Also a running gag in Bone, where somebody will say, "Those rat creatures would have to be pretty stupid to [fill in the blank]!" In the next frame, we see the rat creatures have done just that, and the same person will say, "Stupid, stupid rat creatures!"
Sistah Spooky gets one of these during her Back Story. A rather plain black girl in a school full of Blonde Bimbos, she summons a demon to take revenge — only to be told that he can't act against other clients. He then offers her the chance to enroll in the same program to sell her soul for beauty, which she emphatically rejects. The next page has her admiring her new body, and receiving a phone call from Hell saying that there was a minor problem with the spell, making her a Vain Sorceress on top of things.
Isn't that rather a matter of the demon offering her the Most Common Superpower, and she rejecting that offer because what she's after is a proper power? (Being female and not getting immediately suckered, the power package she gets includes the Most Common Superpower.)
There's no way ThugBoy's going to wear his old Sparta-esque "Centurion 3000" minion costume with the breastplate nipples and short skirt. No way in hell. Nuh-uh.
Empowered: Put it on, please. (cut to him wearing the costume)
Appears in the second issue of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Mina Murray, Captain Nemo and Allan Quartermain are investigating a school under the guise of a married couple and their manservant. They are given two rooms for the night, one with a couple's bed and another with a shabby servant's bed.
Nemo:(to Murray) The sooner we have a good night's sleep and can be gone from here, the better. You, of course, will take the single room. (cut to Nemo and Quartermain sitting on the single bed) Quartermain: Women.
Used in the Swedish comic-strip Rocky when the title-character freaks out when he runs into Martin, the man who stole his ex-girlfriend, only to learn that she in turn had left Martin.
Rocky: Ha, suits him right. If he thinks that I will forgive him, he must think again. Rocky never forgets a wrong-doing. (cut to the two of them lying in the grass with a empty bottle of vodka in between them, stupidly drunk) Rocky: All women are WHORES! Martin: Just what I was going to say.
This page of a Looney Tunes comic featuring Lola Bunny working at a pizza joint. Her boss offers her to wear a pizza suit while participating in a Delivery Girl Pageant, but she refuses to do so:
Lola: Whotta freak-show! Boss: You are going, of course. Lola: Are you nuts, boss? Parade around a stage like a trick Spaniel? Boss: Sometimes dignity must be sacrificed in the name of free advertising. Lola: Easy for you to say, Huactui! What's in it for me? Boss: Oh... not much, I suppose. Just a spotlight in front of movie directors... agents... available millionaires... Lola: Perhaps I was too hasty? Boss:That's the spirit! Now put on the outfit! (cut to Lola wearing the pizza suit in front of a cheering crowd) Lola: I hate my boss...
Another dark variant appears in Identity Crisis when Sue's murderer is revealed and argues "You can't just throw me in some cell and toss the key!" Cut to Arkham Asylum.
Several times in My Little Pony Micro Series Issue #3, typically Rarity commenting on how the next day can't be any worse before she goes to bed and finding out the next panel it is much worse.
In the first issue of The Order, the fledgling team defeats a villain who was causing a huge wildfire in Los Angeles, and are so happy they decide to have a night on the town. Avona isn't so sure, but Maul doesn't see any harm in it: "What are they gonna do, fire us tomorrow?" The next day, everyone who went out that night is fired — turns out they violated the morality clause in their contracts.
Happens often, especially when Calvin refuses to take a bath. The next panel will have him in the bathtub complaining.
This moist and delicious cookie for the win:
Mom: Time for your bath, Calvin. Calvin: Sorry, I'm in denial about baths. (cut to shot of Calvin in the bathtub) Mom: Fine. Go ahead and deny it. Calvin: No one respects my denial.
There was also this memorable exchange:
Calvin: I don't think I'll go to school today. Mom:I think you will. Calvin:I think I won't. (cut to Calvin grudgingly waiting at the bus stop) Calvin: Rats.
Lampshaded in Daddy's Home. Elliot asks his dad if they can take a pelican home with them. Dad: "We are not bringing that pelican home with us, and that's final!" In the next panel, Elliot says, "Cut to plane ride home ...", and, sure enough, the third panel shows the pelican on a plane going home with the family.
Top: Above all! let's not talk about the Dreyfus affair! Bottom: ... They talked about it...
Often a source of Comedy in FoxTrot: Once, Peter gloats to Jason that the torrental downpour would have to force Roger to cancel the day of golfing that Peter had been roped into. It then cuts to Roger and Peter on the golf course, in the middle of a torrential downpour and the latter expressing hatred of Jason's laugh.
Also, reversed: Peter asks for advice from Roger regarding pulling an all nighter study period, to which Roger cites drinking coffee, splashing cold water on his face, and as a Stop Gap measure, play really loud music. It then cuts to Andy and Roger's bedroom with loud music blaring in the background, and Andy asking irritably if Roger also remembered to tell Peter about why he was expelled from three fraternities with the implication that Roger's all nighter methods got him expelled from them.
Scout: Uuh, no. No way! Frickin' no! (cut to Scout in Spyper's van)
In thisHarry Potter fanfic, Harry and Draco are getting married and Harry has somehow been convinced to let Fred and George officiate the wedding (not the smartest of moves). Draco is not happy about it, but Harry has reassured him that it will be fine.
Harry:(thinking) I'm sure they won't do anything stupid. George: Queerly beloved... Draco:(death glare at Harry)
In the Leviathan fanfic Double Dutch, the author goes from claiming the characters behave in a "chaste, Christian manner" to the first line being two males checking out each others chest hair and not being homoerotic. At all.
It's a running gag for certain parties to comment on Lelouch's effectiveness as a threat, only to cut to him doing something incredibly stupid.
Viceroy Cornelia: This "One" character seems to be our most dangerous threat— (cut to One balancing dramatically on a tall antenna) One: HOW DID I GET UP HERE?! Viceroy Cornelia: —Euphie, you're the only one who's been close enough to him without getting killed. Did he say anything important that might help us understand his motives? (cut to Euphie's earlier conversation with One) One: Oh my God... I FORGOT TO PUT AIRHOLES IN THIS HELMET!
On another occasion:
TV correspondent: This just in! In order to draw out the criminal mastermind known as One— One: Oh my God— (dramatic closeup)MY SHOES ARE ON FIRE!
This occurred in the Bleach fic Uninvited Guests after Hitsugaya snapped, had a massive breakdown, and ran off to try to kill the Big Bad single-handedly.
Matsumoto: Now, Captain Hitsugaya is, well... a Captain. So he's faster than we are, no doubt, but we can probably still catch up to him, just because he's going to be in the living world for a long time. I mean, he'd have to find a gate to Hueco Mundo, and I seriously doubt anyone will actually help him get there! Nobody could be THAT completely irresponsible! (meanwhile, elsewhere...) Urahara: Well, yes, I suppose I can get you to Hueco Mundo for your top-secret mission.
Nami: Can you do me a favor? Luffy: Just so long as I'm not roped into anything stupid. (Cut to Luffy being tied up) Luffy: Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside!
Dragon Ball Abridged: At the start of episode twenty-seven Goku reflects that everybody is doing just fine without him. Cut to:
Vegeta: Healer's down! Krillin: Need a rest! Gohan: Out of mana! (Vegeta starts screaming and they all follow suit)
The StarCraft custom campaign, "The Shifters". The pre-mission briefing for Chapter 3, between space-pirate Yvonne and his girlfriend/XO went thusly:
XO: Please tell me you have a plan. We're not just going to walk in the front entrance, are we? Yvonne: Of course not! I may not have a plan, but I assure you, we won't be walking in the front entrance. (briefing ends and the mission begins; on-screen text pops up) "Kel-Morian Sanctity December 2nd Front Entrance"
Ponder Stibbons: How much do you weigh? Sherlock Holmes: ...why? [cut to Holmes clinging upside-down to the side of the building in sheer terror as Ponder attempts to magically levitate him up to the aforementioned windows]
In Return to Mystic Falls, Caroline tells Damon that there is nothing he can do to get her to have sex with him. She is next seen getting out of his bed and putting her clothes back on.
Played for Drama in Hivefled: Gamzee insists they have to get the Child Soldiers of the Sufferist cult away from the hideout before the Grand Highblood comes looking for him. Next chapter, we see the gang failing completely to persuade the insane cult leader not to lead said kids in an attack on the thousands-strong Alternian fleet.
A rare text-only example happens in chapter 10 of Anthropology. Bon-Bon receives a letter from Lyra stating she is moving out, with enough rent to last a few months. Bon-Bon thinks Lyra has finally gotten over her obsession on humans and has found a high-paying musical career. Cut to Canterlot Castle, where Princess Celestia has turned Lyra into a human and is sending her away to find her real parents.
Films — Animation
Mulan II. "Fearless, loyal, and disciplined... China's most honorable and noble soldiers..."
The Lion King uses a Gilligan Cut just before Simba & Co.'s battle with Scar and his hyena minions.
Timon:A diversion? What do you want us to do, dress in drag and do the hula? (Gilligan cut)
Bonus points for Timon's voice actor ad libbing the "dress in drag and do the hula?" bit.
In the Broadway Musical version, it becomes "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the Charleston?" Cut to Timon wearing a flapper hat and doing the Charleston in front of the hyenas; the change makes sense mostly because it's easier for the actor on stage to only have to hide one hat instead of a grass skirt and a lei.
Made even funnier in the 1 1/2 sequel, where Timon and Pumbaa are heading to the Pride Lands to help Simba, with Timon saying this is their glorious moment, then it cuts to that scene.
Timon: Heh heh. Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?
In The Land Before Time, the main characters have to get rid of the Tyrannosaurus (which they call a "sharptooth") that's been hounding them throughout the movie. They plan to lure it to a very deep pool of water, then push a heavy boulder onto it. But first, they need bait, so Ducky is chosen as the bait.
Ducky: Me? No, no, no, no, no... (cut to Ducky sneaking up on the sharptooth, trying to get its attention)
In The Rescuers Down Under, Bernard attempts to recruit Wilbur to sit on Marahute's eggs to keep them warm.
Wilbur: Oh no. Ohhhh no. I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong! I... don't look at me like that! You're getting "no" from me! I am never going to have to sit on those eggs! (cut to Wilbur now sitting on the eggs) Wilbur: Aww, nuts!
In Monsters Inc, Sulley and Mike are discussing how to get Boo back to her home:
Mike: What do you expect us to do? March out into public with that thing?! And then I suppose we should just waltz right into the factory, right?! (cut to outside the factory) Mike: I can't believe we are just waltzing right into the factory!!!
In Shrek 2, after Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are invited to Far Far Away:
Shrek: We're not going, and that's final! (cut to the last of the luggage being loaded)
The film features a rapid-fire string of Gilligan Cuts when Rapunzel first escapes her tower, alternating between her feelings of guilt for disobeying her "mother" Gothel, and her feelings of joy over leaving the tower for the first time in her life.
Rapunzel: I'm a horrible daughter, I'm going back. I'm never going back! I'm a despicable human being. Woohoo! Best!Day! Ever!
During the musical number in the Snuggly Duckling:
Big Nose Thug: What's your dream? Flynn: No no no no, sorry boys. I don't sing. (sharp weapons are pointed at him from every angle) Flynn:(cut to him singing) I have dreams like you, no really!
Used in Cats Dont Dance, when the other animals try to convince Sawyer to take part in the performance for L.B. Mammoth, complete with corresponding dialogue:
Tillie: Well? Sawyer: I can't do this. Tillie: And? Sawyer: I can't do this! Tillie: So? (cut to Sawyer in the sailor costume) Sawyer: I can't believe I'm doing this.
In the first Cars movie, while they're heading for California, Lightning McQueen promises to Mack the truck that he'll keep him awake all night long by talking to him so he can keep driving. Cut to McQueen sleeping soundly in the trailer.
In Toy Story 2, this little exchange when the toys need to get through a ventilation grate to rescue Woody:
Rex: What are we gonna do, Buzz? Fake Buzz:Use your head. (cut to Rex being used as a battering ram) Rex:But I don't wanna use my head!!!
Dougal: That's the spirit, Brian! Nothing short of a sea of boiling lava will keep me from that diamond now. (cut to a sea of boiling lava) Dougal: Oh, sugar.
In the Alvin and the Chipmunksmovie, A Chipmunk Adventure, when the boys discover that the primitive tribe is going to sacrifice Theodore, Alvin exclaims, "Over my dead body!" Cut to all three of them being sacrificed.
Col. James Rhodes: Now, what am I supposed to tell the press? Tony Stark: "Training accident", isn't that the usual B.S.? Col. James Rhodes: It's not that simple. [Cuts to Rhodes delivering a press conference] Col. James Rhodes: An unfortunate training exercise involving an F-22 Raptor occurred yesterday...
Earlier in the film, an angry Rhodes lectures Tony on responsibility while rejecting his offer of alcohol during their flight to Afghanistan. Cuts to both of them drunk and the flight attendants dancing around a retractable stripper pole.
And even earlier in the film:
Obadiah Stane: You know, the best thing about Tony is also the worst thing: he's always working. [Cuts to Tony throwing dice at a Craps table] Tony Stark: Work it!
In The Incredible Hulk, Bruce Banner and Betty Ross are at New York trying to find the fastest way to the university:
Betty Ross: The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.
[Cuts to Bruce and Betty sitting in the back of a cab driven by a reckless Eastern European driver who speeds through the streets, cuts in front of traffic, and nearly hits a pedestrian; with Bruce struggling to maintain his cool to avoid transforming and Betty panicking. The cab screeches to a sudden stop at their destination, at which point they jump out]
Betty Ross: Are you out of your mind?! What is wrong with you?!
Cabbie: It's nothin', baby. You don't like how I drive? [Betty, pissed off, screams as the cabbie promptly speeds away]
Betty Ross:[screams] Asshole!!
Bruce Banner: You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.
Betty Ross: You zip it. We're walking.
Bruce Banner: OK.
This Gilligan Cut is made funnier by the fact that it is Betty who is freaking out, as a result of this driver's recklessness.
Michael: Where will I say I got the money? What am I going to do? Tell [Sandy] somebody died and left it to me? (cut to Sandy's apartment) Sandy: My God! When did she die?
From the movie The Girl Next Door: Matthew sees the title girl next door from the window, undressing. He winds up alone in a car with her a short time later. In order to make up for it, she wants him to expose himself to her.
[Paraphrased] Matthew: I'm not stripping for you. (cut to him standing in front of the car, wearing only his underwear)
Happens in This Is Spinal Tap: "We're not going to do a free-form jazz exploration for a festival crowd." Guess what happened next.
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis did something like this without a cut at all. Martin's character was trying to convince Lewis' to be a ventriloquist's dummy, Lewis kept refusing until the guy they were trying to convince walked in the door — and Lewis instantly flopped over like an oversized dummy. Hilarity Ensues.
In Heathers, Veronica is coerced into going on a date with someone other than JD and agrees: "Okay, just as long as it's not one of those nights when they get shit-faced and take us to a pasture to tip cows." You can guess what happens next.
Also happens to the chaplain in Von Ryan's Express, the variant where he is clueless as to what the others are planning for him to do.
Mr. Staker: *Over the phone* Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
Nick: P.I. Staker? Right, Piss taker! COME ON! [Cuts to him talking to Mr. Staker in person] Right, Mr. Staker...
Independence Day: "If you feel compelled to leave these cities, please do so in an orderly fashion..."
The original Italian version of the film Swept Away: The two castaways are approaching their island destination on a rubber raft, and Raffaella brushes aside Gennarino's worries about the raft getting punctured on hidden rocks. Cut to them dragging the shredded remains of the raft up onto the shore.
In the Loop: Sir Jonathan Tutt, the British Ambassador to the United Nations, informs Malcolm Tucker at length why he cannot and will not reschedule a key U.N vote. So, of course, we immediately cut to Sir Jonathan attempting to smarm the other members into rescheduling. And then, when Malcolm needs the vote re-rescheduled, it happens again.
From Thirteen Days, about the Cuban Missile Crisis. JFK has been trying to keep up his schedule to avoid questions from the press, but now he needs to cancel a trip to Chicago.
JFK: You're scared to cancel on Daley? O'Donnell: You're damn right I'm scared! JFK: Well, I'm not. [O'Donnell and Bobby exchange smirks] JFK: I'm not! [Cuts to JFK and Daley in Chicago] Richard Daley: Welcome to Chicago, Mr. President!
Back To The Future Part II: Marty and Doc are back in 1955, and Marty needs to trail Biff. But first, he needs some Fifties clothes.
Doc: Something inconspicuous! (cut to Marty wearing a not-so-inconspicuous leather jacket and hat)
Dreamscape. Alex Gardner is refusing to take part in a dream experiment.
Alex: I'm never going to do this for you, ever! (Scene cuts to Alex with electrodes taped to his head, about to start the experiment)
In But I'm a Cheerleader, after Megan's friends and family stage an intervention and tell her that she is going to anti-gay camp, she protests, "There is no WAY I'm going!" Cut to her looking miserable in the back of the car.
In That Man from Rio, the hero is dragged into an adventure involving a lost civilization, stolen statues, and a kidnapped archaeologist. His girlfriend says "We'll need a car!" The resourceful street kid asks, "What color?" He snarks, "Rose colored with green stars!" Next moment, they're in a roadster — rose colored with green stars.
In Cop Out, Jimmy wants Paul to give him a boost into a house. Paul's response is "Fuck no!" Guess what Paul is doing next.
Thank Your Lucky Stars:
Farnsworth: We have decided to make you chairman of the benefit committee. But it is to be clearly understood that the position is entirely honorary, and you are not to interfere with the show. Eddie Cantor: Me, interfere with the show? Me? Gentlemen, if I ever interfere, I hope I never take a bow again as long as I live! And I won't even come to the rehearsal! (cut to rehearsal, with Cantor on stage directing Chorus Girls)
A very direct version occurs in With Six You Get Eggroll. As Abby tells her sister she's not going to wear the red dress to the party, the camera shows her back, then immediately cuts to her back in the red dress at the party.
Lake Placid: "I'm not going to Maine. I'm NOT going to Maine!" Cut to plane flying over Maine.
Happens in Lethal Weapon 2, the 'bomb-in-the-toilet' scene. Riggs says he has to call in the bomb squad, and Roger reluctantly agrees, but urges Riggs to keep it quiet. Cuts to Roger's house filled with all sorts of people, a huge crowd outside, and several firetrucks and police cars with their sirens blaring.
Mrs. Bronski: Siletski and Earhart have never met, if we could find somebody to play... (looks to her actor husband) Colonel... Erhardt... Sobinski: A good actor... Mrs. Bronski: A great actor! Mr. Bronski: A dead actor! Don't look at me! Don't look at me! (cut) Mr. Bronski:(dressed as Col. Erhardt) Look at me!
Cut to Jo, Bill and Melissa in the red truck with the Dorothy equipment in back
Dusty: Red meat. We crave sustenance. Jo: No, guys. We are not invading my aunt. Dusty: Food. Dusty and Rabbit: Food. Dusty, Rabbit, and Beltzer: FOOOOOOOOD! Jo: Hey! We are absolutely not going. Cut to the team pulling into Aunt Meg's yard.
In The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, Robert Ford has agreed to bring his friend Jesse James to justice. A lawman warns Robert to never let Jesse get behind him. After a cut, Robert is stocking shelves at a general store and Jesse walks in behind him, startling him.
Indy: Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in — disappear — you'll never see him again. With any luck... he's got the Grail already.
In Batman Begins, while Fox is showing Bruce around the R&D department, Bruce notices a camo vehicle:
Bruce Wayne What's that?
Lucius Fox: The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.
[Cuts to Bruce driving the Tumbler around an empty warehouse floor with Lucius riding shotgun and explaining the features]
Lucius Fox: She was built as a bridging vehicle. During combat, two of these would jump over a river, towing cables. Over here on the throttle, flip that open and throttle up. This will boost you into a rampless jump. [Bruce goes to flip the throttle. The Tumbler accelerates] Not now! Not... not now, sir!
Tumbler AI: Afterburner disengaged.
Lucius Fox: We never could get the damn bridge to work, but this baby works just fine. [Bruce brings the Tumbler to a stop] So, what do you think?
Bruce Wayne: Does it come in black?
In The Dark Knight, Bruce and Alfred are discussing travel arrangements in the interim Batcave as Bruce prepares to go to Hong Kong to capture Lau and bring him back to Gotham. Bruce asks Alfred if he's thought of a clever alibi, and Alfred replies that he has. The scene cuts to Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes showing up at the opera house, to find the box office shuttered, and a newspaper article taped in the window reading "Love Boat: Billionaire Absconds With Entire Russian Ballet." Then the scene cuts to Alfred and Bruce on a yacht in the Caribbean with a number of sunning ballerina dancers on deck as a seaplane arrives to pick up Bruce.
Double cut: In The Dark Knight Rises, we see Bruce and Selina Kyle dance at Miranda Tate's Masquerade Ball. After Bruce takes back his pearl necklace from Selina, she suddenly kisses him and then departs. Later, as Bruce is approaching the valet:
Bruce Wayne: Must have lost my ticket.
Valet: Your wife said you were taking a cab home.
Bruce Wayne:[shocked] My wife?
[Cuts to Selina speeding through the streets in Bruce's Lamborghini Aventador. The scene then cuts to Bruce climbing into the backseat of Alfred's car]
Alfred Pennyworth: Just you, sir? [Bruce says nothing, and Alfred pulls away from the curb] Don't worry, Master Wayne. Takes a little time to get back in the swing of things.
In Gattaca when Vincent is leaning how to look like Jerome, he is very adamant about not being willing to have surgery to extend his legs. Cut a surgery buzzsaw and Vincent saying that Jerome never questioned his commitment after that.
Played for drama in The Day of the Jackal: After Jean-Bastien Thiry declares that no french soldier would raise his rifle against him, the movie immediately cuts to the scene of his execution, where he is shot by french soldiers.
In The Five Year Engagement, every time someone mentioned that a character's grandparents could die at any moment, the character gets annoyed at the implications... then immediately: cut to a grandparent's funeral.
In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are trying to figure out how to get a book out of the restricted section and Hermione suggests getting a permission slip. Ron promptly says "no teacher's going to fall for that, they'd have to be really thick...". The chapter ends right there and the next opens up with them getting ready to talk to Gilderoy Lockhart.
Hobbie: You lied to me. Wedge: You knew, when I said we needed four sets of women's clothing, that we were going to end up in them. You knew. So any hopes you had to the contrary were just self-delusion. Hobbie: I understand that. But I'd rather blame you than me.
During Dead Beat, Butters wants to take his polka suit with him:
Butters: I'm not leaving it here for God-knows-what to mess with. Dresden: Yes you are. We are not taking it with us. We don't have time for this. (break) Dresden: That stupid polka suit filled up most of the back of the SUV.
Sanya: "Good,” Sanya said, grinning. “Now we know where to go and have someone to rescue. This part I know how to do." (chapter break) Sanya: “Admittedly, normally I do not storm headquarters buildings of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. And in broad daylight, too.”
In the novelisation of Gremlins, one chapter ends with Pete swearing he won't forget to feed Gizmo while Billy is away. The entire next chapter is two words: "Pete forgot."
"We are not moving to another villa," said Mother firmly. (Next chapter starts) The new villa was enormous...
In Shadowplay, Briony absolutely cannot play the lead in a theater group. Next paragraph, she has only ten days to learn her lines.
Happens surprisingly often in Tom Clancy's books, though they are infrequently humorous in nature given the tone of the books.
In The Secrets Of Droon, Keeah, Eric, and Neal have to disguise themselves as two girls and a boy to get into Maliban's court. With only one girl in the group, we get this:
Neal pulled a blue gown off a rack and draped it over Eric's shoulder. "This one even matches your eyes. How about it...Erica?" Eric stomped his foot and began to shout. "I won't, I won't, I won't—" (End of chapter, next chapter...) "Are you sure this dress matches my eyes?"
Dr Seuss' "The Zax" (from his book The Sneetches and Other Stories) featured a Gilligan cut in the last few pages:
"I'll stay here, not budging! I can and I will If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!" Well... Of course the world didn't stand still. The world grew. In a couple of years, the new highway came through And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks.
When Locke, the Gentleman Bastard from The Lies Of Locke Lamora, encounters the Bondsmage for the first time, we get a short flashback in which his old mentor explains that one must always be very respectful to a Bondsmage or horrible retribution will occur. The first line of the next chapter is Locke addressing the Bondsmage with the words "Nice bird, arsehole."
There're some from Tyrion's perspective. At one point when things are going very badly, another dwarf who performs a comedy act asks him to join in, and he refuses blatantly. Guess what he's doing the next time we see him?
A decidedly un-funny one happens mid-chapter during Tyrion's trial for murdering Joffrey. Tyrion thinks to himself how unfortunate it is that Shae has been forced to testify, but reassures himself that she doesn't know anything that can harm him. The next sentence has "the girl he loved" lying to the court about how he planned the assassination and horribly mistreated her (both of which are totally untrue).
And back to funny, Jon Snow breaks his oath of celibacy and beds his Love Interest. He then swears that it will never happen again.
It happened twice again that night and once in the morning.
In the Discworld novel Hogfather, a posh restaurant has had all the food replaced with old boots and mud. The manager is blase, saying all you need is to get the sauce right and give it a foreign name, but the head waiter insists "We'll never get away with it, sir. Never". A row of asterisks later, the new dishes are proving so popular that the waiter is having to reliquish his own boots.
There is a variant in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians book The Sea of Monsters: Percy and Annabeth are looking for a way to get into Polyphemus's cave to rescue Grover and Clarisse. Annabeth looks at Percy with a sly look, and asks him if he likes sheep. Cuts to Percy riding on a sheep's underbelly with Annabeth telling him to hang on tight.
In Stephen King's IT, Bill wants to kill the monster who killed his brother. His plan is to steal his father's gun and break into the haunted house where he believes the monster lives. Bill's best friend Richie tries to talk him out of this plan by pointing out that a gun might not kill a monster like this. In an effort to try to convince Bill how wildly out of their depth they would be, Richie says, "After you shoot it and it keeps coming, you can try your slingshot on it. And if that doesn't work, I'll throw some of my sneezing powder at it." Cut to the next section where Bill and Richie are about to head to the haunted house, and Bill reveals that not only has he brought the gun but the slingshot too. The boys laugh about that, then Richie reveals that he brought the sneezing powder too. And on this trip, the sneezing powder proves to be the most effective weapon. On a later trip, one of their other friends uses Bill's slingshot to shoot the monster with a silver slug and nearly kills it.
In Babylon 5, Londo and G'Kar are on Centauri Prime just when yet another conflict between the Centauri and the Narns starts, and a Centauri official demands G'Kar to be imprisoned as a security liability until the crisis is over. Londo responds "Where he goes, I go", and turns to G'Kar to comment that even one as arrogant as him wouldn't dare to imprison his own Prime Minister. Scene cut, and they're both standing in a cell, and Londo shouts "Shut up!" to G'Kar before he can say anything.
In a segment of Beakman's World on magic, Phoebe complains how they're gonna make her the bubble-brained assistant just because she's a girl. Beak says, "If anyone around here is going to be humiliated, it certainly won't be you." Everyone agrees, including Lester... until he realizes what that means. A half second later, Whip Pan to the stage, and Lester as the bubble-brained assistant, complete with costume.
Kelly: What are you gonna do, chimp-nap Lolo and train him to like Big Time Rush? (cut to the studio where Lolo is across from them) Kelly: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Subverted in "Big Time Wedding", when Mrs. Knight says that she absolutely refuses to marry Buddha Bob. Cut to the two at the Palm Woods pool in wedding clothes, where a "sermon" is reciting a passage and asks Mrs. Knight if she's sure about this...and she refuses.
And lastly, in the pilot, a Gilligan Cut without the cut. Gustavo yells at Kendall, saying that he absolutely refuses to take James, Carlos, and Logan with him to Los Angeles. Kendall says, "So... we have a deal." And Gustavo agrees.
In "Big Time Pranks" Gustavo and Kelly just pranked each other, Gustavo suggested that they should call it even and shook hands. "Ten minutes later" Kelly's hair is messed up, Gustavo is ducked taped to a chair, and the room is trashed.
On Boy Meets World, Cory wants to dress up as a girl as part of a "Chick Like Me" plot, but when he tries it out he looks very unconvincing. He and Topanga then suggest that Shawn do it instead, to which Shawn refuses. Cut to school the next day where Shawn is dressed as a girl.
On Breaking Bad, Marie is giving a sponge bath to her husband, Hank, while he's recuperating from surgery after being shot. He's reluctant to leave the hospital, while Marie wants him home, so Marie strikes up a deal: if she can make his... you know... stand up, salute, and... you know... within one minute, he will leave the hospital. He laughs at her, saying that there is no way, just no w—... jump cut to an annoyed Hank being wheeled out of the hospital, followed by a smirking and, presumably, triumphant Marie.
Dexter has one of these when the title character goes after a new killer who poses as a car salesman. He's duped quite well in a funny moment.
Dexter: I go in there to hunt a serial killer, I come out with a new car. How the hell did that happen?
In his defence, it was a great car for his purposes (transporting his victims).
Doctor Who has one in the Tenth Doctor episode "Rise of the Cybermen":
[The Doctor and Rose are on a hillside outside the Tyler estate. A limo passes them.]
The Doctor: They've got visitors.
Rose Tyler: February the 1st. Mum's birthday. Even in a parallel universe, she still loves a party.
The Doctor: Well, given Pete Tyler's guest list, I wouldn't mind a look. And there is one guaranteed way of getting inside. [flips his psychic paper]
Rose Tyler: Psychic paper!
The Doctor: Who do you want to be?
[Cuts to the Doctor and Rose dressed as waiters carrying trays out of the kitchen with the rest of the wait staff]
Rose Tyler: We could have been anyone.
The Doctor:[looking at her] It got us in, didn't it?
Rose Tyler: You're in charge of the psychic paper. We could have been guests, celebrities, Sir Doctor, Dame Rose. We end up serving. I had enough of this back home.
The Doctor: If you want to know what's going on, work in the kitchen.
Another one happens in the Eleventh Doctor episode "Cold War", with the Doctor telling Clara that there is absolutely no way she is going into the room to negotiate with the Ice Warrior. The next scene has Clara entering the room.
In one commentary on Father Ted, Graham Linehan called this trope the "bicycle joke", giving an example that begins with the line "You'll never catch me riding a bicycle".
Dougal: If you're a solicitor, then I'm Boy George! (cut to Dougal sitting in a crypt, rocking in a traumatized fashion) Dougal: Karma karma karma karma chameleon...
The first episode of Frasier has Frasier closing a scene by refusing to let Eddie, his father's dog, move in with them. The very next scene opens with Eddie staring at Frasier on the couch.
Friends has one in the One Where Rachel Quits, when she says that it feels so good that she doesn't have to serve coffee ever again. Cut to her new job, where a man tells her how her superior wants his coffee.
Bryn: There is no way you are getting me out clubbing in Cardiff tonight! (cut) Bryn: I never thought you'd get me out clubbing in Cardiff tonight!
Used for an extremely rare dramatic effect in the HBO Miniseries Generation Kill. The Marines of First Recon is stopped in the middle of the night at the edge of the Euphrates River, preparing to launch an assault into Nasiriya.
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: I promise you, we will move out under cover of darkness. (cut to a nervous-looking Cpl. Harold James Trombley as 2nd Platoon's Humvees drive over the bridge into Nasiriya in broad daylight)
The trope namer, Gilligan's Island, has a number of these. The best known is probably in "Gilligan The Goddess", where a group of natives — who presumably have contact with civilization — visit the island searching for a "White Goddess" to Appease The Volcano God. Mrs. Howell volunteers, but the Goddess must be a maiden. Ginger and Mary Ann simply refuse to take part. The men decide that one of them should dress up in drag allowing the castaways to follow the procession and look for possible visiting ships. When it becomes apparent that the task will fall to Gilligan, he immediately protests, "I'm not gonna dress up like a girl, and you can't make me!". Immediate cut to Gilligan dressed as a woman (and still saying "You can't make me, you can't make me!"). This scene was used in promos for the syndicated show for years.
Hogan's Heroes. In "Everyone loves a Snowman", Hogan and his men are trying to hide a recently downed bomber crew and the Gestapo finds and needs to fill a false tunnel in the barracks. Hogan tells the airmen not to worry, "There are twenty barracks on this base and we have tunnels to all but one, barracks 4." Cut to the men standing in front of Barracks #4.
Subverted in Season 2: the gang sits on a bench and Lily says "I'm sure we won't be waiting long." Dissolve to a group of five elderly people (of the corresponding genders) in exactly the same positions. Of course, the old people had simply taken their place when the group had taken a trip to the vending machine.
In the episode where Ted and Barney drunkenly talk about getting Robin back:
Barney: I should probably leave... before I do something I regret... (cut to Barney on the street outside Robin's apartment) Barney: ROBIN...ROBIN, I LOVE YOU!
Another example is in early season 6. Barney needs help moving, and asks for help. The gang point out that not even he, the master manipulator, can get them to help him move. Barney smiles, loosens his tie, cricks his neck, flexes his knuckles, takes a breath and...
(cut to the gang in Barney's mother's house, packing boxes) Lily: How the hell did he do that?
In the second episode of Season 7:
Marshall: I wanna be the kind of man my child can look up to. So, sweeping declaration, I am never getting drunk again as long as I live. (the rest of the gang laughs) I'm serious! (scene briefly stops so Future Ted can narrate) Future Ted: Kids, it's not that your Uncle Marshall had a drinking problem. But whenever he made a sweeping declaration like that, you pretty much knew... (the next day, Marshall walks in drunk) Marshall: I DID IT AGAIN! Future Ted: But I'm getting ahead of myself.
In the Season 7 episode "The Broath," Barney swears Ted to secrecy that he is going to move in with Quinn, a stripper who had just taken him for over $700 and "whatever my Rolex is worth." Cue...
Ted: (to the gang at McLaren's) Barney's moving in with a stripper who's going to take all his money!!
Justified: Arlo to Raylan: "You're not gonna arrest me!" Cut to Raylan dragging him off in handcuffs.
Abaddon: Everything relies on you getting them in, getting them out, and preventing anyone from getting killed. Think you can do that?
Naomi: Sure. Why not?
Cut to Naomi's corpse.
Miles: If Faraday said get people off the Island... I'd do it.
Dr. Chang: Well, then let's hope he knows what he's doing.
Cut to Faraday's corpse.
Mama's Family pulls this move in season 1 episode 2. Vint declares to his mother that nothing can make him stop seeing (his mother's mortal enemy & neighbor) Naomi Oates. Immediate cut has Vint doing the very thing. They're married by episode 4.
In one instance, Marcy was telling him he needed to see a dentist due to his bad teeth, but Al reassures her that his teeth do not hurt and never have. Gilligan Cut to later in the night as Al screams "Now my teeth hurt!"
In the episode "Oldies but Young 'Uns", Al becomes obsessed with finding an old song. When he eventually sees it in a record store, the cashier says that it costs 60 dollars:
Peggy: 60 dollars?! For a record? Hey, look. You must look at my husband, and mistake crazy for stupid. He's not paying sixty dollars for a record, and if he does, I'll kiss your— (cut to Al and Peggy entering their house, Al with the record in his hand, and Peggy wiping her mouth)
Men Behaving Badly writer Simon Nye has declared his hatred for this trope, considering it a sitcom cliché, and managed to get away with only using it once in the entire run of MBB (Ken has taken over the pub; Gary declares that he and Tony will not set foot in there again until Les is restored as barman — Gilligan Cut to him and Tony convivially sharing a drink with Ken inside the pub).
From Merlin in the episode "To Kill the King", Morgana challenges Uther.
Uther: Take care child, or I'll have you restrained. Morgana: You just try. (scene cuts to Morgan being dragged into a cell by the guards and chained to a wall)
From "The Gates of Avalon" comes two slightly more humorous examples:
Uther: If this were a time of war, I would have you flogged. Merlin: (overeager grin) And as it's not, we'll forget it just this once? (cut to Merlin in the stocks) Merlin: I'd forgotten how much fun this is. and then again, later: Merlin: You know, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole deception lark. (cut to Merlin in the stocks. Again.)
In Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny, Monk and Sharona are seen at a homeless shelter. Monk asks if there is a more subtle disguise that will prevent them from standing out. Cut to Monk and Sharona at the serving counter.
In Mr. Monk Is on the Run Part Two, Stottlemeyer makes Natalie promise not to look for Monk after he fakes his death. Natalie promises to leave him as is. Cuts to her hurriedly packing a suitcase.
An interesting one is this exchange in Mr. Monk Buys a House:
[Jake is assessing some damage to a wiring fixture and the likely repair needed]
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Adrian, I'm a surgeon. It's just gonna be like taking out an appendix - a little incision, snip, snip, snip, pop over with the wire, and the fixture, a little spackle, a little paint...
Adrian Monk: Is it going to be, you know, like [mimics a jackhammer] messy?
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Nah, no way. You won't even know I was here! [Cuts to Jake viciously hacking a hole in the wall, leaving a pretty good mess behin]
A few seconds later:
"Honest" Jake Phillips: But I know a great plumber. His name is Ramone. They call him "Honest Ramone".
Adrian Monk: Of course they do.... [Cuts to Monk and Natalie sitting on the stairs as Jake and Ramone continue destroying the wall]
My Hero season 1 episode 3 when George is trying to wash his super hero outfit.
George Tyler! Do you know how to work washing machines?
Tyler Do I know how to work washing machines?
(cut to kitchen filled with bubbles)
A rare dramatic Gilligan Cut occurs in the My So-Called Life episode "Life of Brian":
Brian:(voiceover) I vow to never again show up at Angela's door with some lame excuse! (cut to Brian at Angela's door talking to her dad about something he supposedly borrowed from her)
The Mentalist: When Jane suggests to Lisbon that she should blackmail Ardiles in the fifth season, she asks how would she do that, since she has nothing on him. Jane then recommends her to turn to the most gossipy person she knows in search for a rumor that could get her leverage on Ardiles. Cue Gilligan Cut to Lisbon talking with Brenda.
Reversed in an episode where they tested a bulletproof plexiglass, because Jamie said it was bulletproof. Jamie: "I never said it was bulletproof". Cut to an older episode, with Jamie gesturing to the substance and saying "It'll stop a bullet". Repeated for comic effect.
Psych uses this sometimes. One example from Season 5, episode 14, "The Polarizing Express" (and yes, it's a Christmas Episode), when Shawn and Gus are on a stakeout:
Gus: Shawn, you need to try to take a nap. You look tired.
Shawn: (scoffs) Gus. Don't be Keith Sweat now. I'm sharp as a tack.
(scene fades to Shawn sleeping, with a superscript: "Exactly 7 minutes later")
Stephen Colbert does this right before the interview with his first-act "mini guests". First, he furiously rails against something or someone in the intro, and then he cuts straight to welcoming that person to his show. "[...] I will never, in a million years, ever understand what Jake Tapper was thinking! Here to tell me what Jake Tapper was thinking, please welcome the host of 'This Week', Jake Tapper."
Subverted in The Mighty Boosh when Howard refuses to dress as a panda, saying no man should ever be forced to do that. Cut to Vince dressed as a panda instead.
In one episode of Sherlock, Sherlock is testifying in court against Moriarty, and launches into his typical lightning-fast deductions, stepping on the toes of almost everyone in the room. The judge finally calls him out on it, saying "Do you think you could go for just a few minutes WITHOUT SHOWING OFF?!" Sherlock opens his mouth to reply, and...the scene cuts to him being led into a cell.
Variation both in the original series andThe Movie of The Beverly Hillbillies: Granny loudly declares her opposition to leaving, stating that they won't get her out of her rockin' chair. The next scene shows the truck packed and loaded, including Granny's rocker. Granny's still in it.
In the episode "Death Becomes Him", Joe and Brian accidentally fly the wrong corpse in for a funeral. Brian suggests that Joe masquerade as the dead man until they have time to switch the bodies.
Brian: Get in the box, Joe. Joe: No! There is no way I am getting in that box. (cut to Joe in the casket at the funeral) Joe:(thinking) I can't believe I got in the box!
Subverted in the episode "I've Got a Secret". Alex confides to Helen and Antonio that she once posed in Playboy. When Joe and Brian discover that Antonio knows a secret about Alex, they begin to badger him.
Joe: Come on. Tell us what you know. Antonio: I can't. I won't. There is no way you're ever getting this out of me. (Cut to Lowell walking into the office later that day with a large stack of magazines) Lowell Okay, this is the last of them. Every Playboy from '85 to '89.
However, the cut ends up being deceptive, as it was not Antonio who blabbed, but Helen.
Willow: Maybe you could get Angel to help you find the Gorches. Giles: Good idea. Strength in numbers. Xander: Oh yeah. I see a lot of hunting getting done in that scenario. Buffy: Please. Like Angel and I are just helpless slaves to passion. Grow up! (cut to Buffy and Angel making out in the cemetery) Buffy: You know, this isn't hunting in the classical sense...
Xander:(captured by a demon he'd been dating after his tendency to date dangerous demons was pointed out once again) I knew it. See? I knew it.
Flashback!Anya: I'm the Mrs.! I will be his Mrs.! I'll be... (cut to Anya impaled on Buffy's sword)
"I Will Remember You":
Doyle: You don't know what Buffy and Angel are doing down there. Cordelia: They've got the forbidden love of all time. They've been apart for months. Now he's suddenly human. I'm sure they're down there just having tea and crackers. (cut to Angel pouring himself some tea while Buffy munches on some crackers)
Plus, there's the scene that references the title of the episode. Buffy is in tears, and swear she will never forget that day. Then, the Elders press the Reset Button, and Buffy (along with everybody else except Angel) has forgotten everything that happened that day.
"Over The Rainbow":
(Angel and the gang get into a fight) Wesley: I think we're winning! (cut to them tied up in the town square)
"The Puppet Show"
Snyder: From now on, you're going to see a very different Sunnydale High; a tight ship. Clean, orderly... and quiet. (cut to girl discovering the corpse of a girl who has had her organs harvested, and screaming)
From "I Robot, You Jane"
Buffy: Follow Dave? What, in dark glasses and a trench coat? Please. I can work this out myself. (cut to Buffy dressed in a Conspicuous Trenchcoat and sunglasses, lurking behind Dave)
From Supernatural 6.07 "Family Matters", as Dean wants to get involved in the hunt on the Alpha Vampire:
Dean:(to Samuel) Big Daddy bloodsucker? I ain't gonna miss that. But this is your deal, I get it. I'll follow your lead. I trust you. Dean:(outside) I don't trust him.
In 7.01, when Dean has been caught breaking into a house:
Dr. Weiss: Don't move.
Dean: Look, I don't want to hurt you.
Dr. Weiss:(after a pause) I'm the one holding a shotgun, son.
Dean: Yeah, I realize that.
Cut to Sam and Bobby coming in to find the doctor and his wife gagged and tied to chairs.
In series 5, episode 2, there are two in rapid succession.
James May: All you have to do [to enter the competition] is answer this very, very tricky automotive question: "Which Italian super car maker features a prancing horse on its logo?" (cut across the studio to Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond) Jeremy Clarkson: I have absolutely no idea... (pause) Jeremy Clarkson: Uh, anyway... Ferrari! A couple of years ago, they introduced this amazing new hyper car called the F60, and we've been trying ever since to get hold of one. (assorted talk about the trouble they had, getting their hands on one to drive) Jeremy Clarkson: And then, out of the blue, Nick Mason, who's the drummer with Pink Floyd, telephoned to say that he's got an F60 which we could borrow, if we promised to plug his new book. Well, we aren't really allowed to plug stuff on Top Gear, but I said to him, "Look, if we can have your F60, I'll slide a couple of references in, and I don't think any of the bigwigs'll notice... (cut to segment backed by the Pink Floyd track "Astronomy Domine")
It should be noted the rest of the segment was packed full of Pink Floyd tracks, as well as numerous "The only thing as awesome as this car is this book I've been reading" lines.
Another example, from the Vietnam episode:
(Hammond and May are sitting comfortably in a bar, drinking) Hammond: Do you think he's enjoying his first biking experience? (cut to Clarkson, riding a beat-up Vespa, decked out with a plethora of mirrors, most of which are reflecting the headlight directly into his eyes) Clarkson: I AM THE MOST MISERABLE HUMAN BEING ALIVE!!
And from the same episode:
Clarkson:(voiceover) Still, at least I'd been assured it wouldn't rain. (fast cut to Clarkson, Hammond, and May riding their motorbikes in a teeming Vietnamese monsoon) Clarkson: Name an upside to this, mate! Name ONE upside! May: Well, you're not hot anymore, are you?
And still from the same episode:
Clarkson(with his bike having broken down yet again) Still, at least my mates wouldn't leave me behind this time. (cut to Hammond and May driving away at top speed)
From series 16, episode 3, where they go to Albania:
Clarkson:(After reading a letter requesting a car test for the Albanian Mafia) This caused one hell of a row in the office. The producers said, 'We should go out to Albania and do the test,' and we said, 'No! We can't be seen to be helping the Mafia!' We were adamant. We said, 'this is our line in the sand. We will, not, go.' (Cut to ferry from Corfu to Albania)
Episode 4 of Kamen Rider Dragon Knight has Maya tell her friend she will not get coffee for anyone. The next scene has her getting coffee for the woman she is working with.
Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire has an episode where Matt Lucas's character says to his girlfriend (who has just contracted a serious illness) that he is not going to let her die. The next scene has him crying over her grave.
The West Wing: Josh has made a political deal that helps the White House but screws over Mandy, his old girlfriend:
Mandy: You know what the worst part about this is? Lloyd Russell: Well, I think you dinged up your suspension pretty good. Mandy: No, Lloyd, it's the party they're having, right now, in the West Wing, at my expense. Russell: They're not having a party in the West Wing. Mandy: I've worked with these people for two and a half years. They like to win and they like to gloat. Russell: These people are professionals. A blow was struck against party unity today. No one is going to be gloating. (scene cut to Josh's office) Josh: Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning, people, victory is mine! (everyone applauds as Josh dances and pounds on his chest)
60 Second Sitcoms were minute-long sitcom parodies (complete with opening and ending titles) that TV Land used to show between programs. One called Spin and Cutter was a parody of this trope.
(spin and Cutter trudge into the living room) Spin: Thank goodness that's over! Cutter: Yea. Well, one good thing... Both together: At least YOU got that letter back! (they both look at each other as we cut to... both of them in a two-man horse costume) Spin: Wait, these aren't security guard costumes! (cut to the two of them in security guard uniforms breaking into an office) Spin: Someone's coming! Quick, out on the ledge! Cutter: That's dangerous! We're on the 40th floor! Spin: More dangerous than the Boss finding us in his office after hours? (cut to Spin and Cutter as angels) Spin: Well, at least it can't get any worse. Cutter: Spin, old buddy, for once I think you're right.
Sisko: And Major, when you're with the Romulans, try to be... diplomatic. Kira:I'malwaysdiplomatic! (cut to Major Kira meeting with Romulans) Kira: That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard and I resent the implication!
Hacker: Don't discuss this with Arnold until I've spoken to him. Humphrey:(indignant) Of course not, Prime Minister, I wouldn't dream of it. (cut to a visibly-distraught Humphrey taking a sip of wine) Humphrey: So what do you think I should do, Arnold?
In an episode, Reba's son-in-law becomes a driver in a pizza joint while having no vehicle of his own, so he requests Reba to drive him for deliveries. Reba refuses and refuses...and cut! In the next, scene she is driving her son-in-law for deliveries, albeit reluctantly.
In an earlier episode, her ex-husband begs her to come with him to help him spread his father's ashes on a golf course. She declares, "Uh-uh! Those puppy-dog eyes aren't gonna work on me anymore!" Cut to the golf course, where she stands next to him holding a rake.
Beck: The producers took two seperate phone conversations and cut them together! Jade: I want to hear that from them! (Tori holds her hands out in questioning; cut to the Black Box theater) Producer:Yeah, we took two seperate phone calls and cut them together.
Luke: Are you really gonna make scrambled egg? Remember what happened last time? Sarah Jane: I think I can manage. (cut to Clyde reading a text message from Luke) Clyde: "Mum just set the kitchen on fire again."
FDR: Are—are you dense? I said I wanted you to drop dead. Now... drop dead! (slams the door in Kramer's face) Kramer: I knew it... Stupid Jerry... (cut to Jerry's apartment, ten minutes earlier) Jerry: Kramer, I know what I'm talking about. There's no way FDR wants you to drop dead.
Taxi. A Gilligan Cut without the cut: the gang is helping Jim out at his new bar. Jim hears that Alex plays piano and loudly introduces him as a performer. Alex adamantly states that he won't play — a gorgeous woman sidles up to him and purrs "I'd love to hear 'Ebb Tide'." Alex promptly launches into "Ebb Tide".
In the No Ordinary Family episode "No Ordinary Quake", Jim & Stephanie are talking about how to test their son JJ for superpowers
Jim: So what're you going to do, honey? You gonna tell your son you don't believe him and, what, ask him for his DNA? Stephanie: I think I can come up with a more subtle approach. (cut to Stephanie the next day, placing a cup on the table in front of JJ) JJ: You want me to pee in a cup?
Played with, perhaps unintentionally, in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Spectre of the Gun": the group decide they'll wait right here until 5:00, when they're scheduled for the shootout at the OK Corral (It Makes Sense in Context), but are instantly teleported there.
This happened at least once per episode in Johnny Tolengo, where Juan Carlos Calabró played a snarky pop singer half his own age.
From an episode of Sledge Hammer!, when it's suggested that the police hold a fund-raising telethon:
Captain Trunk: That is the most preposterous thing that I have ever heard! We will have a telethon over my dead body! (cut to Trunk singing "Hava Nagila" at the telethon)
In the Spartacus Blood And Sand episode "The Thing in the Pit", Spartacus is condemned to fight in the pits, as is Kerza.
Kerza: I'm not dying in the pits. I'll show these cunts. My cock was forged in Vulcan's flames! I will fuck! Them! All!! (cut to Kerza in the Pit, getting beaten to death)
In the BBC adaptation of The Body in the Library, Colonel Bantry's "I am not going downstairs to ask if there is a body in my library" is instantly disproved.
In part two of the Power Rangers Dino Thunder/Ninja Storm crossover episode, Blake insists that there's absolutely no way he's going to follow Hunter and Cam into the Abyss of Evil to reclaim their powers. Cut to him wearing a helmet and rappelling gear, stating once more for the record that he thinks this is a bad idea before they begin climbing down.
From The Worst Witch when Mildred is having trouble with her part in the broomstick tableau:
Maud: It'll be fine, you'll see. Everything will go click.
Cut to Mildred crashing into the bins on her broomstick
Mildred: You call that 'going click'?
Rizzoli And Isles: In "Seventeen Ain't So Sweet", we cut from Jane telling Maura that there is no way she is going to her high school reunion, to Jane and Maura at Jane's high school reunion.
Law & Order: UK DS Ronnie Brooks is musing over the possible location of evidence in an assault case. His gaze turns towards a Dumpster. Following his gaze and realizing what he's thinking, his partner DS Matt Devlin yelps, "NO! No way, Ron!" Sure enough, the next scene is of the two of them at the garbage dump, sifting through the trash, with Matt griping and complaining the entire time while Ronnie gleefully teases him.
In another episode, the detectives want to review evidence from an old case and realize that they need to discuss things with the CPS. Their superior mentions that CP Alesha Phillips was the prosecutor on the case, at which point, she and Brooks give Devlin a look, to which he gives a very startled Double Take. The next scene is of Devlin trying to sweet-talk Alesha into giving them the necessary files. (To be fair, we never see him refusing to do this, but he's clearly not thrilled about having to use their mutual attraction to garner information from her).
Scrubs: In the episode "My Porcelain God", the Janitor accuses J.D. of telling people about the roof toilet (after he had asked him not to earlier in the episode). J.D. responds, "first of all, why would I tell anyone? And secondly, no one has epiphanies on the john!" Cut to Dr. Cox having an epiphany on the roof toilet, presumably giving him the idea to put a patient in Dr. Kelso's office when there are no beds elsewhere.
Austin & Ally: A staple of the comedy on the show. They happen repeatedly and often back to back in the same scene. Sometimes they don't even do a cut, they just have the person wander into the shot doing the Gilligan action. An example from My Tab & My Pet where the group have to wait in line for a new computer tablet:
Ally: I wish I didn't have to work today, I need to be in that line.
Trish: Relax, it's not like Dez is there by himself, Austin is with him and Austin would never leave the line.
Austin: *Enters Sonic Boom* Hey guys. I left the line.
Austin: I needed a break.
Ally: You left Dez there by himself?
Austin: It's only been 5 minutes, do you think Dez is just gonna let people go in front of him?
A recurring bit in That Mitchell and Webb Look, is "Get Me Hennimore!" an Affectionate Parody of seventies sitcoms, every sketch beginning with Hennimore's boss setting up an obvious opportunity for Hennimore to botch (such as showing a recovering alcoholic a set of antique golf clubs with an identical-looking novelty liquor cabinet nearby) and getting his assurance that he'll get it right this time, at which point the sketch immediately cuts to the "end of the episode," with the boss walking in on the extremely predictable disaster.
In the Boardwalk Empire episode "Family Limitations", Margaret asks Eddie whether Nucky is nice man, which Eddie confirms he is. Then we cut to Nucky in his office insulting Luciano.
One episode of Teen Wolf starts with Jackson and Lydia sitting in Lydia's car outside a video rental store, Jackson trying and failing to convince Lydia to watch Hoosiers. Finally, he gets frustrated with her complete dismissal of his opinion, and this happens:
Emma: "There's only one name on that list who would resort to killing to get what they want."
*cut to a delighted Mr. Gold opening a picnic basket from Belle*
A darker version in The Outsider. At Archie's funeral, Gepetto says that he's "in a better place." Cut to Archie being held as a prisoner aboard Hook's ship.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Series star Will Smith is hosting a behind-the-scenes episode that starts with him arriving at NBC Studios. He mentions that he forgot his pass, but shrugs it off, "I'm like royalty around here." Cut to him being roughed up by three security guards.
A very early episode of Zoey 101 had this, when Zoey is telling Chase about how living with Quinn is giving her a hard time:
Chase: You can't just look a girl in the face and say, "I don't want to live with you anymore." (cut to Quinn's room where she is looking at Zoey) Quinn: Zoey, I don't want to live with you anymore.
Cold Case: In "Saving Sammy", Valens and Vera go to interview a witness who is autistic. Valens tells Vera to take his yellow tie as the witness does not like the colour yellow. Vera refuses. The next shot has them walking into the autistic boy's room. Vera is not wearing his tie.
Feng Shui, in keeping with the action/comedy genre, actively advised this as a way of resolving disputes with recalcitrant players. If one person adamantly refuses to go along with something, Gilligan Cut to him going along with it anyway.
In Lysistrata, the title character tells the Greek women that she has a way to end the war. One of the women says she'll do anything, just anything. L. says, "We have to stop sleeping with our men." "Anything but THAT!" Which makes this Older Than Feudalism.
Flight of the Amazon Queen. Joe King escapes from the hotel room he was locked up in, but is caught by two goons at the hotel entrance.
Eddy: I don't know how you got out of your room, King, but this time I'm going to make it difficult for you to leave the building! King: Oh yeah? What are you going to do? Take my clothes from me? (cut to Joe King back in his room, in underwear) King: Me and my big mouth...
There's a text one at the start of Big Shell Evil in Metal Gear Solid 2's "Snake Tales". Otacon wants Snake to go to the Big Shell to look after his sister, Snake tells him no, Otacon continues asking, Snake says "Leave me alone!", and the next paragraph starts "Six hours later, I was standing on the Big Shell".
In World of Warcraft, the Alliance quest that brings you to the Twilight Highlands has one of these. Fargo Flintlocke, the airplane pilot, tells you to not black out after using the entire fuel supply to get you to the highlands as fast as possible. Then it cuts to you waking up with the dwarf standing in front of you looking at the plane, crashed in a ship's mast. Fargo's response was, "Oh, like you coulda done any better."
In the "Get Tannen!" episode of the Telltale Games adventure game Back To The Future: The Game, Artie McFly (Marty's grandfather) is hiding from Kid Tannen (Biff's father), a mobster and Artie's former boss. Marty and Doc Brown try to convince him to go to Kid's speakeasy to meet with Kid's singer and lover Trixie (who is secretly in love with Artie). He utterly refuses, which immediately cuts to "I don't know why I let you convince me..." as they are approaching the speakeasy.
Catherine-B320: All we need is a green light from Holland. Carter-A259: Good luck with that. Catherine-B320: You're the one asking him. Carter-A259: Oh, there's no way in hell he's gonna go for this. (later) Jorge-052: Still can't believe Holland said yes to this.
A flashback in Yesterday includes the titular hero meeting his Love Interest for the first time in a Parisian antique shop. She's hostile from the moment he introduces himself as an expert in satanic studies and tells him to get out, even more when he suggests that the owner of the shop can help him with his research. She angrily spits out that the owner, her father, committed suicide two months before. After pulling his foot from his mouth, the hero awkwardly offers the girl to make it up to her with a cup of coffee. She replies that she should say "no"... cut to them in bed.
In Kira Kira, Shikanosuke swears he will not dress as a girl to get into Sarina's mansion. No way. Not happening. Even if he can pull off an extremely effective girl, it will never ever happen again. After that declaration, he gets an entire line before we get a cut to him. You have to hand it to him, he manages to actually look better than any of the real girls.
In Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side 1, the Christmas event with Reiichi Himuro in the third year has the protagonist ask him to take her with him to his friend's bar after the school's Christmas party. He adamantly refuses, saying it's no place for him to take a student. Cut to "Yo, welcome. A table for two?"
Subverted in the Homestar Runner cartoon "Bug in Mouth Disease". Strong Bad is watching a Caleb Rentpayer marathon, and the announcer says, "And coming up next on Caleb Rentpayer, find out who shot Caleb." "'Who shot Caleb?' Oh, there's no way I'm missing that one. NO. WAY." Fade out and fade in on the couch now empty. It turns out he was just sitting right in front of the TV with his head taped to the screen.
There was a running gag for a while in Cyanide & Happiness which had a Mad Scientist creating various things like a robot that could love then cutting to a doctor shouting, "You got electrocuted on your what?!"
Happens twice in a row in the KateModern episode "Spiders":
Gavin: I've got a plan B. Tariq: What? We pay in gardening? (cut to Tariq digging in the garden) Tariq: I was only joking! Gavin: Oh, come on! You missed — you missed a bit there. It's not forever! And just think about what we're getting for it. (cut to a dusty old garage full of cardboard boxes) Tariq: I thought you said it was perfect!
Double Subversion in the episode "Death is a Bitch". Death asks Peter to take over for him by crashing a plane full of people, and Peter absolutely refuses.
Peter: Forget it, Death, I'm not gonna do your dirty work! There's no way I'm getting on that plane! Absolutely no way, and that's final. (cut to Peter, still standing in place) Peter: See, I'm still here and there's nothing you can say that'll change my mind. Death: Either you kill them or I kill you. (cut to Peter on the plane)
In another episode:
Lois: Peter, I'm getting a little worried about Chris. All he does lately is sit alone in his room talking to that zit. Peter: Relax, Lois. What's a zit gonna do? Talk to him and tell him to sneak out of the house and cause trouble? (cut to Chris having already snuck out of the house) The zit: Now light it, ring the doorbell, and run like hell!
Subverted in the episode "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire". Peter remarks that he and Brian shouldn't tell Cleveland that his wife is having an affair. That's the last thing they want to do. Gilligan Cut to Peter and Brian having done everything else in the world, so since there's nothing left to do, they might as well tell Cleveland that his wife had an affair.
And in the same episode, after Peter and Brian have found out that Quagmire was the one who slept with Loretta, Quagmire begs them not to tell Cleveland, which Peter says he won't do. Cut to Cleveland at the Griffins' house, where Peter is telling him just that.
Freakazoid provides a subversion. Freakazoid declares emphatically he is not going into the sewers after Cobra Queen. We cut to the sewers; the camera pans around, but Freakazoid isn't there. Cut to him sitting at home, watching Animaniacs.
Later Invoked (and outright lampshaded) in "Candlejack", where Freakazoid encounters a villain who can only capture those who say his name aloud.
Steph: Don't say his name! Freakazoid: You mean, don't say "Candlejack?" (Cut to Freakazoid being tied up with everyone else.) Steph:(disappointed) Freakazoid, why did you say his name? Freakazoid:(overly excited) 'Cuz I wanted to one of those really funny things, like in — you ever watch F Troop where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearing a dress! Absolutely not! No dress," and Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress, you're gonna wear that dress," and then they wipe — blrblrblrbllrbrl — and Agarn's wearing a dress. (Cut to such a scene from F Troop) Agarn:(in a high-pitched falsetto) Yoo-hoo! Loco Brothers! Look who's here for you! (Cut back to Freakazoid) Candlejack: Oooh, I love that bit!
Fry: What a weird dream! I'll never get back to sleep! (falls back into bed)
And in the same episode
Walt: This Mr. Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order! (cut to Fry in his underwear, watching Sanford and Son in the dark)
In the episode "Time Keeps on Slippin'", time-skips are setting up natural Gilligan Cuts. Though oddly this is a bit of a subversion as a subplot is Fry (and the audience) trying to figure out what worked.
Leela:(on Fry loving her) I appreciate it, but nothing you can do will ever, ever make me... (time-skip) Preacherbot: ... man and wife!
There is also this one, after Fry asks to enter the basketball game against the Harlem Globetrotters:
Fry: We're 35 points ahead with two minutes left. What could possibly— (Time-skip to Fry holding the ball; the crowd boos as a Globetrotter takes the ball and scores) Marv Albert's head: Globetrotters win, 244-86.
The children in a localized skip:
(Child 1 watches old man walk out of the SSI office) "Stupid senior citizens. Why should we have to pay for their social security benefits?" (local time skip to them being elderly) "I deserve free money!"
In "Spanish Fry", Fry loses his nose after being abducted by aliens. Zoidberg assures him that a high-quality prosthesis will solve the problem. Cut to Fry back at Planet Express wearing novelty Groucho glasses.
Narrator: So he [Stan] picked up the cubs and down the mountain he stormed, and took them to where abortions are performed. Stan: No, he didn't. Narrator: Yes, he did. Stan: No, he didn't! Narrator: Yes, he did. Stan: No, he didn't! Narrator:Yes, he... (cut) ...did! Stan: Aw, God damn it!
Used twice in the episode "Butt Out": first, a team of cheesy motivational performers visit the school assembly to discourage smoking:
Actors: Remember kids, if you smoke, you could grow up to be a failure. Worse yet, you could grow up to be dead! So don't believe what those evil tobacco companies tell you! Yeah, because if you don't smoke, you could grow up to be just like us! (cut to the four boys coughing as they desperately smoke behind the school) Stan: Here, gimme another one, gimme another one!
Also in "Butt Out":
Kyle: If we go to the tobacco company, I know exactly what will happen: they'll take us in, and then Rob Reiner will show up with all of the townspeople holding torches or something, and there'll be a big showdown until we talk about what we learned, and changed everyone's minds, this is all following a formula! Stan: So it's either deal with all that, or get grounded for three weeks... (cut to the townspeople surrounding the tobacco company, holding flaming torches)
Cartman:(Who is residing beside a trash bin in the rain) This is BULLCRAP! Mom'll break soon. I can outlast her. (Cut to his house, where Liane is making a calligraphic painting and he arrives) Cartman: Alright, I'm back.
Drawn Together had one episode where Foxxy Love was vehemently protesting she would not run a suicide hotline, only to have her agree to it after the cut. She lampshades it by muttering "Goddamnit!".
Played with in Courage the Cowardly Dog. Muriel decides to take Eustace and Courage on vacation, but Eustace insists that he's not getting out of his chair. Cut to a view of the boat sailing off. Then cut to Eustace sitting in the same chair on the deck of the boat. "Nope. Not getting out of this chair."
The Batman provides a bit of an odd example in "Artifacts":
Mr. Freeze: The cryo-chamber. Cold enough to put me on ice until someone wakes me up and puts me back together. Gray:(Who is thousands of years in the future) Still can't believe some fool woke Frost up and put him back together.
George Shrinks. Becky asks George if anyone will mind the fact he's taken a number of parts from household objects to build his ghost catching machine. George says that they won't even miss them. Cut to Junior finding the wheels off his toy car gone, Mom noticing the vacuum cleaner has had parts ripped from it and Dad finding his tape deck has vanished.
Subverted temporarily in the episode "Born Again Krabs". Mr. Krabs prepares to take a bite out of an old, filthy, tainted patty. Just as he is about to bite down on it, the shot cuts to an ambulance, implying that Krabs was now being rushed to the hospital. As it turns out, the ambulance was only passing by the Krusty Krab. Krabs comments on it, then takes a bite out of the patty, and the cut is played straight afterwards.
Played straight in "Can You Spare a Dime?". After quitting his job, Squidward claims that the town will soon be eating out of the palm of his hand. Cut to him sitting in a box asking for change from people walking by.
Played straight in "Banned in Bikini Bottom". When Mrs. Grisslepuss shows up and says that she thinks Krabby Patties are too fun. Krabs says to SpongeBob that she cannot close them down. Cut to Krabs, SpongeBob and Squidward standing outside a closed Krusty Krab, with Mr. Krabs shouting, "She closed us down!"
Done on Ed Edd N Eddy in the episode "Sir Ed-A-Lot", where Sarah forces the Eds to play "princess" with her:
Eddy: Next thing you know she's gonna want a throne. (scene transition to later, with Sarah sitting on a makeshift throne) Eddy:(raises glass) A toast, to my big mouth!
Sonic Sat AM has this (part of a plan to steal Robotnik's materials):
Sonic: A hedgehog never gives up. (cuts to middle of Robotropolis) Sonic:I give up!
Variation on the trope in the episode "Burns Baby Burns". Mr. Burns's son, an uncultured slacker voiced by Rodney Dangerfield, finds his father. Appalled by Larry Burns' antics, Burns disowns him. A saddened Larry walks late at night with Homer, trying to find some way of regaining his father's love.
Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you, and that is a phony kidnapping! Larry: Yeah, right. I dunno. Maybe I should just leave town. Homer:(sing-songy) Phony kidnapping. Larry: Nah, I know what I gotta do. I gotta clean up my act. (dramatic music swells) No more joking around all the time, no more slacking off at work, and most important, no more booze! I know I can do it! (cut to Burns at his front door, holding a note) Burns:(reading) Your son has been kidnapped.
Double Subverted in another episode, when Homer accidentally leaves Maggie at a convent and they won't give her back. When coming up with a plan, Homer says he absolutely won't dress up like a nun. Cut forward to him...reaffirming he isn't dressed as a nun. Then Lisa says they don't need him to, and then he says "You sure?" and goes off screen for a second and comes back dressed as a nun saying that he has the costume already.
Declan Desmond: Are you two considering children? (24-Year-Old) Homer:(scoffs) Kids? No way. You'll never see a couple of rug-rats tying me down. (cut to 8 years later with baby Bart and Lisa) (32-Year-Old) Homer: You better not put this shot after the one where I said I won't have kids. That would be a devastating edit.
In Super Mario World: "What are they going to do? Banish us to the lava pit?" One cut later....
Candace: Yes, they're building something. But I've realized that the problem is I always jump the gun. So I'm gonna wait until just the right moment... (stops and looks panicked) Stacy: Candace? Hello? (cut to Candace running with her phone in her hand) Candace: They're on the move, I'll bust them now! I'll bust them now!
In "The Cave of Two Lovers", after the Gaang decides not to go through the tunnel:
(an extremely large number of catapults shoot at them) All three main characters: AAAAHHHHH! (cut to them on the ground, singed) Sokka: Secret love cave, let's go.
In "Runaway", Aang solemnly gives his Avatar promise not to go scamming people again. Cut, and we see a montage of them doing exactly that.
In "The Puppetmaster", the gang is staying at a creepy inn. After hearing some creaky noises arround the inn, Sokka is, of course, completely scared shitless. Talking to Momo, he says, "I know, Momo, I'm scared too, I'll never be able to sleep like this." Cut, and we see Sokka deep asleep, snoring loudly, and drooling all over the pillow.
A scene from episode "Nectar of the Odds", when Timmy wants to raise money to buy some shockingly expensive tickets from Francis to see Crash Nebula on ice:
Wanda: How do most ten-year-olds make money? Timmy: A lemonade stand...oh no, there's no way, no way I'm selling... (cut to Timmy at the lemonade stand) Timmy: ... lemonade, twenty-five cents.
Also, earlier in the same episode, it inverts this:
A.J.: What are you gonna do? Make three tickets appear like magic? (Timmy grins; cut to his home) Timmy: What do you mean I can't make three tickets appear like magic?!
And in "Foul Balled":
Timmy: Stop laughing at my friend. You're still down 29 runs with 1 inning left. There's no way you can catch us! (10 minutes later, the Bankees are one run behind the Losers) Chester: I can't believe they're about to catch us.
The list goes on...
Also done in an episode of Danny Phantom, when Danny comes up with an idea involving overshadowing Tucker:
Tucker: No way. Forget it. Absolutely not! NO! (cut to a scene where Tucker is overshadowed)
Oh the one in Mystery Meat has the (in)famous Meat vs Veggie related one.
Danny: (in bed) Ah...Well, I'm sure everything will be back to normal by tomorrow.
Danny: Or not. Maybe it'll be worse.
From American Dad Christmas episode "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls":
Stan: I promise I will not buy Steve a gun for Christmas. (cut to Stan handing Steve a machine gun) Stan: Happy Wednesday, son!
From the first season episode "Stan of Arabia (Part II)"
Roger: Look, I don't know what you've heard about American girls, but we don't just jump into bed with someone we just met. (cut to Hayley in bed with a Saudi she just met)
Done again, though with an actual cut, in the episode "Cutie Mark Chronicles".
Scootaloo: These mamby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to getting our cutie marks... We need action, we need Rainbow Dash! (cut to Scootaloo looking very bored as Twilight is now telling her story)
In "Sisterhooves Social":
(in the park) Sweetie Belle: Rarity will think it's an excellent idea! (back home) Rarity: What a ridiculous idea!
The Ren & Stimpy Show, "Stimpy's Cartoon". When Stimpy finishes the eponymous cartoon, he rushes to arrange a meeting with (fictional) Golden Age cartoonist Wilbur Cobb. Ren quips "You're living in a dream world if you think the great Cobb'll see you!", which prompts a Match Cut to Ren in a suit, waiting with Stimpy in Wilbur Cobb's office.
Konishi: I warn you, though, the game is dangerous. Don't let it suck you in. Horace: No, it'll never suck us in. (cut to case identification card) "Case # 00101001: The Video Game That Sucks The Problem Solverz In."
And again in "Fauxboro".
Alfe: Just don't tell Horace I've gone crazy. Roba: Okay, I won't. (cut to Roba in Horace's room) Roba: He's gone crazy!
In the episode "Sting Operation", the title characters try to remove a hornets' nest, and fail.
"They took us by surprise that time. Took away our greatest weapons; stealth, and superior tactics. But that ain't gonna happen twice." (cut to the penguins being chased by angry hornets) "It happened twice! IT HAPPENED TWICE!"
The episode "Herring Impaired" features Private and Kowalski contracting a disease which causes them to babble uncontrollably and crave fish. Skipper, while attempting to control them by repeatedly slapping them, insists that his "iron constitution" has made him immune to the disease. Rico turns away, only to realise seconds later that Skipper has stopped slapping the other two, and turns around just in time to see Skipper get crazy eyes and scream "FIIIIIISH!"
Episode "Pretty Poison" has a bunch of these one after the other. In a conversation with Dent and Ivy at dinner talking about Bruce, Dent claims he is late because he is probably busy, cue the shot of Batman trying to catch a bad guy. He then comments he runs with a high class of crowd because of his wealth, cue the shot of Batman running after the bad guy. Lastly he mentions Bruce still gets his kicks, cue Batman kicking the bad guy.
In "Eternal Youth", Alfred insists he cannot go to the spa with Maggie. Wipe to the next scene where he is being driven by Maggie to the spa.
Alfred: I'm being shanghaied.
In "Harlequinade", when Batman recruits Harley Quinn to help him stop the Joker from exploding a nuke in Gotham, Harley makes a passionate speech describing herself and Batman as two mortal enemies united in a common cause. Next scene, she's handcuffed in the Batmobile.
Dudley: What's he gonna do? Put us in jail? (cut to Dudley and Kitty in jail) Dudley: Wow, he put us in jail.
In Megas XLR, "Rear view mirror, mirror" Coop is surrounded by other Mechs ordering his surrender. His comment is a confident "No prob, I got this!" Immediately cut to Coop chained up and being dragged off.
In Potsworth And Company episode "When Bubba Rules", the Nightmare Prince'sMother sent Count Bubba Bonebreaker to replace him. When asked about what he'd be, the Nightmare Prince was told he'd be a janitor. He then said he wouldn't be one even in a billion years. Cut to the next scene, where he's already doing janitor duties.
Monkey: We're not going to run out of plates. (instant cut, Monkey looks miffed) We ran out of plates.
Gravity Falls: In the towns pioneer day, Grunkle Stan causes a minor ruckus which attracts the attention of the two police officers.
Stan: Oh look it's the constable (sarcastically), what are you gonna do throw me in ye stocks? Ahahaha. (cut to Stan in the stocks) Stan: Awww come on!
Then there's when Mabel teases Dipper about having a crush on Wendy.
Dipper:' Yeah, right. I just think Wendy's cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her. (Cut to him doing just that) Uh oh.
On Goof Troop in the episode "Slightly Dinghy," Max tries to talk PJ into asking Pete to take them fishing which he really does not want to do. This happens to him, Lampshading PJ's role in the process.
PJ: No, forget it, Max. No way. You cannot talk me into this one! (cut to PJ about to start talking to Pete)Every time. How does he do it? Every. Single. Time.