"Now with PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE! PREPOSTERONE!"This trope is in play when a work or character is loaded with such absurd/extreme examples of "masculine" stereotypes that you pass into parody. It is, simply, Badass made silly. Works with testosterone poisoning are often intentional parodies; characters can contract it accidentally far more easily. Beware, this trope is not Rated M for Manly brought Up to Eleven : this is about works that parody manliness, or play it for laughs, by taking it to the extreme. Some works which start out as Rated M for Manly can cross over into Testosterone Poisoning territory later; two fairly reliable indicators that it's got a case of Testosterone Poisoning are the presence of the phrase "Are you man enough for...", or something in a similar vein; and a direct statement that the product or work is "not for women". The Darwin Awards website uses the term to describe people who died attempting to pull off absurdly masculine stunts — the sort of things that would end up on this trope page. It was even used in the title for one death where a man lopped his own head off with a chainsaw in an attempt to "prove" to his friend that he was tougher. Compare with
— Powerthirst 2 mock-commercial
- Rated M for Manly: where appeal to masculinity doesn't reach parody stages
- Memetic Badass: where the masculine aspects have reached memetic standards, whether or not they really exist.
- Awesomeness Is Volatile
- Impossible Genius, when it's a character's intelligence rather than their manliness that enables them to do absurd things.
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- The Miller Lite "Man Law" commercials.
- A Foster's Beer "How to speak Australian" commercial crosses into this territory (crossed with Land Down Under): It shows a rugged man in the outback wrap up a bunch of power tools, regular tools, etc. in a leather skin, tie it around a huge wrench, heft it onto his shoulder and walk badassly into the sunset. The word was "man purse." It's followed by a can of Foster's being dramatically slammed onto a table, with the voice announcing "Beer."
- They're all like that. Giant man-eating shark: "Guppy." Can of Fosters: *Thoom!* "Beer."
- Huge steak with a sprig of parsley on it: "Salad."
- Headbutting a door in: "Locksmith."
- Though they're not all positive. One commercial had a man attempting to twist his body so he could fit into an already-overloaded truck: "Yoga".
- Being crushed under a massive rock and saying "Ouch" very quietly: "Crybaby."
- Being chased by some ferocious predator? Tourist.
- He's hungry for danger, he can take the heat! Fully Loaded Man has balls of meat! And yes, that's a real ad. Made even manlier by the fact that it was filmed down river from a grade five rapid, on the Kawarau River, in Queenstown New Zealand.
- You've gotta work it hard to be a Solo Man.
- It's a proud tradition that lives on today (skip to 1:30 if you want to avoid the buildup).
- This one for the Ford Courier
- Arrogant Bastard Ale is a beer all about aggression, and is definitely not for prissy, fizzy, yellow piss drinkers. Like you... unless you're a bastard enough to drink it. There used to be a comments section, and complaints weren't tolerated - because if you complained, then you aren't a bastard enough to drink this beer.
- Commercials for the Motorola Droid smartphone emphasize its amazingly manly design and function, particularly in comparison to the metrosexual-friendly iPhone and downright girly Palm Pre.
- I am man, hear me ROAR!
- Jack Link's Eat Like An Alpha commercials.
- Have you been cheese nachos ? Well then...
- Spoof advert done by the Australian team The Chaser, hawking Sandy dunny paper. Made from two-ply sandpaper, with a strip of velcro for added traction. And Sandy with chilli oil...
It's the roughest wipe in Australia!
- This Old Spice commercial.
(Skiing off a jump) "I'm a Man." (Crashes through a tree, suddenly pumping a barbell one-handed on an exercise bench) But sometimes I like to smell like a different smelling man." (crashes into a house, walks out with a new outfit, a badass moustache and a golf club) "Luckily, Old Spice makes a variety of different scents." (Drives a golf ball one-handed and proceeds to bite off a chunk of the golf club and eat it) "For men."
- Old Spice commercials in general are this which is to be expected when you have spokesmen like Bruce Campbell.
- The Man Your Man Could Smell Like., though that's littered with Mr. Fanservice.
- Testosterone levels continue to rise with the new series of YouTube responses to people complimenting and asking questions of the Old Spice Man. Monocle Smile!
- The commercials with Terry Crews.
- "ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS COMMERCIAL END!"
- SEGATA SANSHIRO. Never has so much preposterone been contained inside an advertising mascot.
- If you didn't play Sega Saturn he would throw you so hard you would explode on contact. Twice.
- "He died for our sins." (said (In Japanese) in one commercial)
- Snickers ads featuring Mr T, Get some nuts!
- Michelin brand deodorant features statements like "If your ratio of lighter fluid to charcoal is three to one, you might be a Michelin Man."
- Most Utilikilt mockumercials, combined with All Women Are Lustful. Real men wear kilts.
- This Slim Jim commercial.
- This Skoda Fabia commercial. Made of MEANER stuff!
- Energy drinks. Like are Venom: Death Adder, which claims to be "the cold-blooded venom of the Death Adder, delivered in a fruit punch strike," and the Monster coffee energy drinks, which are "coffee done the Monster way, straight up, with a take no prisoners attitude and the experience and know-how to back it up."
- Many extra hot sauces use this as their marketing pitch; they convey the dubious message that you need to be extremely manly to eat that stuff and come out okay. For example, Blair's Sauces and Snacks, whose slogan is "Don't fear death, fear the consequences," has a product line named Death Sauce. Some other extreme hot sauces by various vendors have names like Demon Ichor, Pyro Diablo, Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally, Mega Death, Magma, Vicious Viper, You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce, Rectal Rocket Fuel, Ass In Space ("Ass-tronomically Hot!"), etc.
- BEAR SEMEN: THE MANLIEST DRINK ON EARTH
- Dashing Superguy from the American commercial for Kirbys Dreamland.
- The commercial for Doritos Jacked.
- The commercials for Brut products. To name one example, the mere use of this product instantly impregnates a man's wife, fish, and dog.
- Doctor Pepper 10's wilderness ads show a manly pioneer being so manly, he can whistle and cause an eagle to dive into the lake and get him a Doctor Pepper, can make a bear paddle his canoe for him, and can carry a massive tree trunk under one arm. This was intentionally comedic. In another ad, the characters talk about how manly Doctor Pepper 10 is while escaping from a pastiche of 80's action movie bad guys. Though intended to be funny, it came off as sexist when the manly man said it wasn't a drink for women, as did the text at the end of the commercial.
- The Mammoth Supply Company, a division of New Zealand dairy giant Fonterra, markets its products as "real man food, man".
- The Voteman video was made to get young Danish people to vote at the European parliament elections
- The ads for the Mexican beer Tecate, which celebrate stereotypical Mexican manliness tropes for kicks.
Anime & Manga
- Fullmetal Alchemist: This trope has been passed down in the Armstrong line for generations. Perhaps frighteningly so, if you're set up on a date with an Armstrong gal, since even the cute younger sister can effortlessly lift pianos with one hand.
- Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is about a muscular guy with a huge, reality-warping afro who fights with his nose hairs. Couldn't be any manlier (and weird) than this.
- Seto no Hanayome
- There're enough Art Shift homages to Fist of the North Star as it is, but what takes the cake is when San pulls this off: sprouting a mustache and beard, eating a raw steak ("You shouldn't even mind eating this way if you are a man! A man should eat meat in the morning!"), telling the male lead and love rival to Stay in the Kitchen ("You women walk three steps behind us men!"), and so forth.
- Lunar's father is... well... The Terminator.
- San's father also qualifies, at least in appearance; He's a big, buff, Yakuza head, with giant scars all over his face.
- By the end of the series, NaGARsumi.
- Kamen no Maid Guy has Kogarashi, the eponymous maid guy, who's so manly that his brain is USB compatible. If you can't communicate with a printer, you aren't a man.
- The Raikage, a mixture of the Kool-Aid Man, the Hulk, and a pro-wrestler poured into the mold of a giant ninja. The fact that he is frequently shirtless certainly doesn't hurt. Also his brother, Killer Bee, who not only fits all of the above, but also appears to be a refugee from the Wu Tang Clan. Killer Bee isn't his nickname, it's his actual name. The Raikage's is either Killer A or Killer E, depending on translation.
- Might Guy and Rock Lee.
- Elfman from Fairy Tail says anything awesome can only be attributed to being manly! Regardless of whether a person he's telling to be "Be a Man!" is male or female.
- Tomitake from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni at times. To a milder extent, Keiichi, Ooishi and Irie.
- Macross Frontier: Ozma is not an adult, HE IS A MAN!
- Baki the Grappler. Pick a male character, any male character. If you use a dirty trick to slice off his hand, he might just smile, crack a joke, and then punch you in the face with the bone in his stump! That's fairly typical, and not even going near the territory of a monster like Yujiro. If the idea of permanent crippling injury gives you pause, then you have no business being in the ring with these fighters.
- Black Star from Soul Eater definitely, for he has three blades.
- The village leader from Jungle wa Itsumo Hare nochi Guu is manly complete with manly chest hair...taken to the extreme◊
- Whitebeard from One Piece: In a World of Badass, he is acknowledged as the single most Badass man there is. And he's pretty old, to boot. It says something when a world-wide government that rules over one-hundred nations and has the firepower raze entire islands is utterly terrified of him. Plus, I mean, just look at him! Sadly, he proved Too Cool to Live, but even then he didn't fall!
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, especially Kamina. Notably, being Rated M for Manly as a source of Reality Warper powers is literally the crux of the entire plot.
- Black Lagoon tiptoes the line between this and Rated M for Manly. At times, stunts like Revy blowing up 6 pirate ships while jumping absurd distances come across as a parody of balls to the walls action films.
- SAXTON HALE (in the trope's picture), whose company's motto is "We sell products and get in fights". He bears a suspicious resemblance to a poorly shaven bear, skydives through his office window for his morning commute, has a patch of chest hair in the shape of Australia, and claims that the breakfast steak is the most important steak of the day. See the comic for more manly info. He is also shirtless "for obvious reasons". In-universe, Australia is a hyper-advanced nation of macho man and women due to Australium having the ability to induce Testosterone Poisoning on people to the point that it makes women grow Badass Mustaches. It transformed the Engineer's grandfather from a soft-spoken scientist to a shirtless, rugged manly-man with a Carpet of Virility shaped like Texas.
- For those that regard Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Strikes Again and All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder as Stealth Parodies of his earlier works, they certainly fit here. His earlier work like Sin City played the excessive manliness straight. No stealth about Lance Blastoff's parody. He takes it out and slaps you round the face with it.
- There is an aside in Johnny the Homicidal Maniac where two of Jhonen's characters meet two exaggerations of Nineties Anti-Hero comic characters, one of whom is an absurdly muscle-bound heap named "Schlong". His power would appear to reside entirely in his powers of teeth-gritting and flexing. In fact, when he is x-rayed, his skeleton appears as a spindly splayed doodle floating inside a mountain of meat. He needs to be supported by training wheels to keep from tipping over.
- In V for Vendetta, Alan Moore decided he needed an in-universe Schwarzenneger-like incarnation of the ideals of the Party: He is Macho!!! He is Aryan!!! He is what every woman wants!!! He is STORM SAXON!!! Needless to say, V enjoys its airings utterly, as fascistic camp treats.
- Lobo, the Main Man, of course.
- The Astro City villain Karnazon is a massive, muscle-bound man, a Long-Haired Pretty Boy Walking Shirtless Scene with a Manly Chin. A Foil to the heroine Winged Victory, his goal is to defeat her and assert the inherent superiority of men over women.
"Accept the inevitable, as a woman should, and surrender!"
- In Alabaster: The Doomed Session (a Homestuck fancomic), Vamuin, the main character, is introduced as a concentration of strength, epicness and virility. His pseudonym is righteousPornstar and he's surrounded with phallic imagery. It gets extremely ridiculous, extremely quickly.
- The stand-off between alpha troll Detritus and an enraged adult male rhinoceros in Discworld fic Nature Studies is explicitly described as this by a nearby (female) zoologist, who stands back to watch the fight from a professional viewpoint.
One was a creature which used sheer brute force and power to sweep away any inconvenient obstacles. The other was a very large pachyderm with a spike on its nose.
- The fight between Knuckles and Astorath in Episode 66 of Sonic X: Dark Chaos is this, with two mighty warriors beating each other senseless with lots of Ham-to-Ham Combat.
Films — Animation
- Beauty and the Beast. "No one's slick as Gaston; no one's quick as Gaston; no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!" Did you say neck?... Well, he does use antlers in all of his decorating. And "every last inch of him is covered in hair." Check the eyebrow action when he says that. Ew.
- The lawn-mover that is "The TERRAFIRMINATOR" from Gnomeo and Juliet. "YOUR LAWN WILL BE AFRAID TO GROW! IT'S THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF GRASS DESTRUCTION!"
Here's a list of Warnings and Side Effects of The TERRAFIMINATOR:
- Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing
- Not recommended for residential use
- Not recommended for commercial use either
- Do not use vehicle while sleeping
- Do not stick your fingers in tiller blades - duh
- Not recommended for children under 3
- Or 4
- For external use only
- After use, lawn may appear completely destroyed
- do not be alarmed - this is perfectly normal
Side effects of using the Terrafirminator may include:
- Dry mouth
- Heightened levels of testosterone
- Loss of hearing
- Blurred vision
- Ssslured speech
- Voices telling you to burn things
- Loss of bowel control
- Persistent feelings of awesomeness
- Tight hamstrings
- In rare instances some people may explode when viewing the Terrafirminator
Maker of the Terrafirminator will not be held responsible for damages, injury, infidelity caused by the use of this product.
- The "I'll make a man out of you" song in Mulan definitely qualifies. It would probably qualify as an Affectionate Parody as well, given that the heroine of the story is a Sweet Polly Oliver.
- (Be a man!) You must be swift as a coursing river(Be a man!) With all the force of a great typhoon(Be a man!) With all the strength of a raging fireMysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon!
- El Macho from Despicable Me 2 is introduced with a montage of him pouring himself alcohol from a bottle with "Poisonous" warning labels, adding viper venom (directly from a live viper), eating the glass WITH the drink, nailing the cash to the counter with said viper, punching out the door (and doorframe) of the bar, stopping an armoured truck with his bare hands, then carrying it away, and eventually dying by jumping into an active volcano along with a shark and 250 pounds of dynamite. They Never Found the Body, just a pile of singed chest hair.
- Earl Devereaux from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. So macho that the one time he allowed himself to cry, it gave a blueberry chest hair. The fact that he's voiced by Terry Crews doesn't hurt (and in the first movie, by Mr. T!).
Films — Live-Action
- Idiocracy: Brawndo. Just in case you hadn't lost faith in humanity yet, Brawndo is now manufactured and sold.
- In Freaked, we have this commercial
- Captain Gordon of Godzilla Final Wars is so macho, he faced down Godzilla personally, with a sword.
- The theme song to Orgazmo: "Now You're a MAN!"
- Ten Inch Hero mentions this by name, though it's used in reference not to extreme manliness, but rather disgusting male habits.
- Black Dynamite parodies the excessively masculine heroes of blaxploitation films. When introduced, Black Dynamite seems to be penetrating three women at the same time.
- The stetson-clad Colonel Kilgore from Apocalypse Now — of the famous "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" speech — shoots beyond manly into the realms of the impossible. He leads a helicopter assault to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries so that he can go surfing.
- From Dusk Till Dawn: A confrontation between Harvey Keitel, Fred Williamson, the great Tom Savini, and George Clooney (!) against a room full of vampires. Featuring Danny Trejo and John Saxon. And Tom Savini sports a COCK-GUN!
- ¡Three Amigos! pokes fun at all the machismo, especially in the Bad-Guy Bar "Where did you get that pretty little gun?" (with disastrous results for the "manly" bar patrons) and Ned's duel with the German aviator (Jefe: "You wanna die with a MAAAAN's gun, not a little sissy gun like this.") In which Ned falls over trying to holster the MAAAAN's gun handed to him by Jefe. And gets knocked back a couple dozen feet from the recoil when he shoots the German.
- Commando has a confrontation between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Duke (a large imposing man) in a hotel room, which they initiate by shouting insults at each other such as "You scared? You should be, because this Green Beret's going to beat your ass" followed by "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry" etc. Rae Dawn Chong (a small slim actress) exhibits great intelligence and wisdom by cowering in the corner while these two behemoths demolish not only the room they are in, but several rooms around them. The trope is invoked by her comments while this is happening:
"Can you believe this macho bull-shit?""They feed these guys too much red meat!"
- Predator is automatically manly thanks to Arnie, but most of the rest of the cast are putting in the effort as well, particularly Jesse Ventura.
"Aint got time to bleed"
- The Expendables is built around a host of 80s, 90s and modern action stars doing manly things. This could as well be called "Testosterone Poisoning: The Movie".
- The intended point of Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers. A lot of people missed the memo.
- Shoot 'em Up. Shooting tons of bad guys is just plain manly. So is having steamy hot sex with Monica Bellucci. Doing them both at the same time, however...
- In Lost in Space, Don West blows up the derelict ship they find, not wanting to leave "an enemy a base." John Robinson wanted to keep it to study, causing them to argue about military vs scientific aspects of the mission and who is in charge. Maureen warns them that if they don't stop "hosing the deck down with testosterone," she'd relieve both of them on medical reasons and take over the mission herself.
- The Retrosexual Manual is all about this.
- Dave Barry:
Stimulus: Human mortality.Response (Female): Religious faith.Response (Male): The pyramids.Response (Guy): Bungee-jumping.
- "Complete Guide to Guys".
- In another column, he mocks the ultra-manly trend in commercials by citing one where the MEN see a barge going out of control down a stream, and immediately get to work bringing it in with big hairy ropes, whereas a guy like a humor columnist would be secure enough to say "Don't worry, it's probably insured".
- The Alphabet of Manliness. "The Calendar of Manliness''."
- The Manly Handbook, by David Everitt and Harold Schechter.
- In the early '70s the National Lampoon did a dead-on parody of mid-century men's adventure magazines called "Real Balls", at the same time taking digs at "Silent Majority" conservatism with stories of infiltrating "beatnik hootenannies", fighting lewd sex-education teachers, and combating the "Krazed Kent State Kamikaze Kids".
- Bruce Fernstein's Real Men Don't Eat Quiche. Most of the articles and pictures in this book originally appeared in Playboy, that's how manly it is.
- Mythbusters sums it up in two words: sulfur hexafluoride. Adam can inhale it and sound like Satan:
- And my voice gets really low, although somehow I'm still funny. It's scientific! HAHAHAHAHA!
- Home Improvement. URR URR URR! MORE POWER! The uber-macho Tim is utterly incompetent seven times out of ten.
- The Australian reality show Double The Fist.
- The Man Show
- Sledge Hammer!
- Lord Flashheart, the manly swashbuckler from Blackadder II and his descendant, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart from Blackadder Goes Forth.
"She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a MAN'S tonsils!"
- The entire network of Spike TV runs on this trope.
- The show 1000 Ways to Die, incidentally ran on Spike TV, references the Darwin Awards origin of this trope, for example, using an electrically stimulated cow heart as a... uhm... yeah....
- Another show of Spike TV's is Blue Mountain State, which essentially deconstructs this trope.
- Peter watches Spike TV on Family Guy.
- Gene Hunt from Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes. "She wants me. Poor bitch." Becomes Harsher in Hindsight if you've seen the finale: Gene is really an eternal 19-year-old kid in the body of a man, whose persona — the larger-than-life Clint Eastwood/John Wayne type, the Sheriff in an old western — he created after being shot in the head. His "life" is a construct, because even though he's living chronologically, he won't age. As Keats lampshades, it explains a lot about Gene's insecurity and misogyny around women.
- The Trope Namer is the Babylon 5 episode "A Voice in the Wilderness", in which something is discovered on the supposedly-abandoned planet below the station. After a bunch of aliens show up and give the protagonists a ten-hour give-it-to-us-or-else ultimatum, the captain of the visiting heavy cruiser Hyperion threatens them with a NINE-hour leave-the-system-or-else ultimatum.
Ivanova: Worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy to Angel and Riley in "The Yoko Factor":
Buffy: Okay, stop it! That is enough. I see one more display of testosterone poisoning, and I will personally put you both in the hospital.
- Farscape: May not have been referenced, but you can bet Aeryn was thinking this when John and Crais were arguing over who should be in control:
Aeryn: Talyn, you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's got the biggest.
- The Soup's introduction for the "GAY SHOWS" segment.
- An episode of Scrubs had Turk acting much more aggressive than usual, such as wrestling for use of the breakroom TV. Turns out, he was overcompensating over the recent loss of a testicle.
- The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret has Thunder Muscle, which is the same idea as Powerthirst.
- Sketch character Johnny Xtreme from X-Play. "TO THE MAX!!!"
"IT'LL PUNCH YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!!"
- A calender by Mulder's desk in The X-Files seems to invoke this. Consisting of women in swimsuits posing with giant tools.
- Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation.
- Conan O'Brien: In episodes of Noches De Pasion Con Senor O'Brien, Conando defeats all his enemies with a defenestrating throw.
Conando: Si! Conando!
- The metal band Austrian Death Machine based on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Made ironic in that it's a side project of Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying, a band that is similar musically but very much not this trope lyrically.
- The Man Land, song by metal band Between the Buried and Me.
- Amounts of testosterone-fuelled Narm and Ho Yay in Manowar are so egregious, there's a band called Nanowar devoted to parodying them.
- Manowar themselves might count, depending on which side of the camp "Do they take themselves seriously or not?" one belongs to.
- "Men" by Martin Mull and Steve Martin
'Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care-o,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o
- "Road Hogs" by Stone Sour is a long, satirical look at the Great Southern All-American Bad Ass Biker image with Corey Taylor doing his best Zakk Wylde impression. It includes such lines as "On the highway, I am thick as shit / It's just the seat is really killin' my 'roids", "June bugs on my face / Skeeters in my teeth / [extended coughing/spitting]" and a chorus consisting mainly of "Oh Yeah!" and "Hell Yeah!" shouted in a macho "Yea-uh!" style.
- "Weird Al" Yankovic's "CNR", a tribute to Charles Nelson Reilly (as if he was Chuck Norris).
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with
Two flat tires and a missin' chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
I'm telling you the man was insane
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone assign this status to Briann Boitano of all people, in their song "What Would Brian Boitano Do". The lyrics of the song chronicle his exploits, which include fighting grizzly bears in the Alps, beating up Kublai Khan, time traveling, breathing fire, rescuing princesses and wolfing down unpalatably spicy chicken wings.
- "Big Man with a Gun" by Nine Inch Nails is intended as a parody of the macho posturing and misogyny in Gangsta Rap amongst other things. Unfortunately this went straight over the heads of many listeners and Reznor was accused of many of the things he was parodying.
- Normaal's "Vulgaris Magistralis", moreso when covered by Heidevolk. With lyrics such as "I cook my food on an active volcano" and "I ride on a mammoth" (and a mastodon on Sundays).
- This is one of Pantera's biggest sources of both appeal and criticism. Most of their output with Phil Anselmo on vocals is either this trope, Anvilicious attacks on people involved in government, church or the music industry, or self-loathing Angst.
- Motorhead's music has enough Testosterone to Poison the entire country of England.
- Deconstructed in Oingo Boingo's "Tough as Nails". The protagonist, "Mr. Macho", constantly daydreams about being a ladykilling action hero as an escape from his depressing life.
- In the '90s, the WWF had Steven Regal: A Real Man's Man! His debut was preceded with vignettes showing him doing MANLY things like chopping down trees, shaving with a hatchet and squeezing orange juice with his bare hands, while a very excited British man gave a running commentary about just how manly he was!
- Get a load of these lyrics. Would you believe that they came from "Exotic" Adrian Street?
I can tear a telephone directory in two
Bending iron bars is something else that I can do
I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue
So imagine what I could do to you...
- Ring of Honor former champion and WWE star Daniel Bryan loves to use this, as seen in the Daniel Bryan Manliness Meter, and many of his ROH promos:
"I'm getting sick and tired of all these people giving me crap about what color my skin is. Yeah, I'm pale — what's the big deal?... It doesn't matter what color my skin is, because I'm the best wrestler in the world! I beat Homicide, I beat everybody that Ring of Honor has put in front of me! And d'you know what? THAT is what makes me a MAN! And do you know what's unmanly? All these idiots talking about my skin color, going and sitting in front of a bunch of fluorescent lights with goggles and a Speedo!"
- And then he became the mentor for "Mantastic" Derrick Batemann, who, in Bryan's words, is "manly, so manly, OH SO manly!"
- Isn't pro wrestling and this trope rather redundant? Kind of like wet water.
- Warhammer 40,000 is built on this to a large degree, but the Space Wolves especially fit. Their super soldiers / space vikings who fight all sorts of daemons and xenos, with chainswords and bolters, ride giant wolves bigger than horses, and eat truck loads of meat and gallons of ale for dinner.
- David Alden's production of Francesco Cavalli's baroque opera Ercole Amante ("Hercules in love") had the eponymous hero take on his mythical-badass persona by putting on a rubber muscle suit onstage. The result fell somewhere between a life-size action figure, Hulk Hogan and Conan the Barbarian◊. On eight-inch platform boots.
- Borderlands 2
- TORGUE: guns are about EXPLOSIONS and MACHISMO and ENGINES and EXPLOSIONS and LOUD NOISES and EXPLOSIONS. You know what sucks? SUBTLETY. You know what’s awesome? NOTSUBTLETY. And also EXPLOSIONS. TORGUE! Bastard Guns for Bastard People!
- And then there's Mr. Torgue himself, a Randy Savage lookalike who is essentially the Saxton Hale of the setting. Despite his image however, he's actually a fairly nice guy who believes that there's nothing more badass than chivalry. His definition of manliness develops over time, but he remains this trope nonetheless. His full name, Mr. Torgue High-Five Flexington, just further shows his preposterous manliness.
- Krieg the Psycho sums himself up in one sentence:
Krieg: MY PECS HAVE PECS!
- Piston, the Big Bad of the same DLC that introduced Mr. Torgue, continually taunts you with proclamations of his own manliness and badassitude, such as deriding you for "only" having two pecs, while he has thirteen. That's right, not only does he have more than two, he has an odd number of them. Although, since he does have cybernetic enhancements, such a thing might be possible. He's also a coward and a cheater who's all talk, so he's probably just making it up.
- Dwarf Fortress, more specifically adventurer mode. While it is not necessarily so, due to Good Bad Bugs, you can do absurdly manly and awesome stuff like wrestling bears to the ground while naked and covered with blood, strangling them with your bare hands, and then use the corpse as a bludgeon to kill more bears. Or even throw dead bears at other bears and KILL them with it!
- Why stop with bears? Do the same with dragons or rocs or other giant creatures!
- Healing potions are for pansies! You're bleeding heavily due to that bear encounter? Wait it off!
- Legendary Wrestlers in earlier versions of the game were able to punch the horse out from under a charging knight or pick up and fling goblins all the way across the map into the side of a mountain, where they'd hit so hard you could see the exploded remains of their bodies littering the valley below.
- Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar. It's exactly what it says on the tin.
- Team Fortress 2. Out of the four women in the game, two are guns, one is a sadistic voice-in-the-sky, and one only appears in supplementary canon. Particularly full of preposterone:
- The Soldier. Proof? Here, here, and here.
- You can't mention Team Fortress 2 in Testosterone Poisoning without also mentioning Saxton Hale (also mentioned in the comic book entry and portrayed in the trope image). Particularly, the Vs. Saxton Hale Game Mod - where one player plays as Hale himself and not only has incredible amounts of health, but also capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound, one-hit KOs the opposing characters, and has a stun yell so manly it not only stuns other players, but sentries as well.
- The Sniper (and his parents) become notable for being the only Australians in the entire TF2 'verse who don't have this trope, due to the 'verse's resident Unobtainium. It is later revealed that Sniper is actually a New Zealander rather than an Australian.
- Afforementioned substance is Australium, and being near it gives people literal Testosterone Poisoning. It lowers their level of Common sense, while at the same time, making them stronger, smarter, hairier, and making them develop a taste for Beer.
- This constitutes a fair portion of Joachim's character in Shadow Hearts: Covenant. Given that Ho Yay is another substantial portion (he is a professional wrestler), Hilarity Ensues.
- MadWorld's announcers are constantly talking about manliness, when not making hilariously terrible puns about the ruthless slaughter Jack is committing.
- The Jack Howitzer commercials from GTA Radio in the Grand Theft Auto series.
- This guide to the Defense Of The Ancients incarnation of King Leoric, the Skeleton King who is the manliest hero in DotA that does not have testicles.
- Need we mention the Punch-Out!! Heel Super Macho Man? RELEASE THE BOGUS! SUPEEEER! MACHOOO! MAAAAAN!!
- Tales of Vesperia: "Gaze upon my physique, and be awed! MANLY MUSK!"
- Muscle March. You need LOTS of testosterone to play a game featuring spandex-clad bodybuilders pursuing a protein-shake thief running through walls ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!
- In a minigame from Kirby Super Star you can have Kirby punch a planet in half. Real men don't just wear pink, real men ARE pink!
- Dudebro 2, the Defictionalization of a Neo GAF meme, is intended as a parody of video games that fall under this trope. The voice of Duke Nukem is even cast as the lead!
- Final Fantasy X: You can seriously consider Jecht's portrayal to be tongue-in-cheek. Every scene seems to emphasise his incredible physique and gruff voice. He uses a giant anchor-esque sword as a weapon. Dissidia only catalysed it.
- Bulletstorm runs on this. The initial cast are horrifyingly detestable hyper-macho Jerkasses... and most of them die horribly despite it — only the main character and the one character from the starting set who wasn't like that actually survive past the first half hour. The over-the-top macho nonsense and parodically intense violence only continue from there.
- Two Words: Duke Nukem
- The First Funky Fighter lets you play as an uber-manly man (ala Kenshiro!) fighting crocodiles and sharks with bare fists and ultra violence to save a feminine woman.
- The Adventure Core from Portal 2. Played for (extra) laughs because it's a small round robot.
- Bang Shishigami, from BlazBlue, is "the man who fights for LOVE AND JUSTICE!" who thinks he's a shonen hero and thinks that everyone is either his young apprentice or a villain. One of his super moves is a literal Theme Music Power-Up, where an over-the-top metal song chronicles his manliness.
- From Katawa Shoujo, Kenji isn't particularly masculine-looking. It's his brain that's been poisoned. Manly picnic, anyone?
- And we can't forget Shizune's dad Jigoro, either. Never mind the Badass Beard, he carries a FREAKING KATANA everywhere, even ON SCHOOL GROUNDS! It's a pity he and Kenji never meet, and he's a jerk.
- The Massif Bros in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team fall squarely under this trope. They're obsessed with weight lifting and muscle building to the point of parody, compare everyone to beef and various other types of meat and do such over the top stuff as trying to break a rock ten times bigger than they are with a jump punch and jumping off a cliff to progress during their mountain climbing tour. And happen to be Large Ham Husky Russkies who shout every sentence they speak.
- Mt. Pajamaja, where the Massif Bros serve as tour guides, is full of statues commemorating various "legendary" bodybuilders in this vein.
- The Touhou fandom brings us "Mannosuke", a super-muscular and manly form of Rinnosuke Morichika, as demonstrated here and here.
- Broforce revels in this, picking up pastiches of action movie characters across the decades and pitting them against terrorists on terrain that breaks and collapses with virtually every pull of the trigger.
- Cole's legendary hunter of a father in Cabelas Dangerous Hunts 2011 is like some kind of caricature of rugged outdoorsy manliness, with his huge Santa Claus beard and intimidating facial scars, never showing affection for his kids outside of constant chastising, belittling his wife with her shopping malls and tofu, and when Cole shoots his first elk, he immediately has him cut out its heart and eat it.
- Sven the Rogueknight in Dota 2, he is here to pump you up!. If he lets out a War Cry, you get pumped up to run faster and withstand more attacks. And when he activates God's Strength, he gets pumped up, dealing a crap ton of extra damages in every of his attacks. And if he's carrying an Aghanim's Scepter while doing so, you also get pumped up to whack the enemies harder by just merely standing near Sven.
- The Adventures of Dr. McNinja:
- Has a character who constantly talked in body-building clichés. And was so muscular that his sixpack could deflect bullets and he'd developed an organic jetpack.
- Gordito, while not generally an example, 'grew a mustache though sheer force of will'. At twelve.
- Speaking of mustaches, Dan revealing his mustache 'convinced an entire ninja clan to follow him'.
- Also, Doc himself on occasion:
Doc, while flicking off a main street with both hands: "Oh, forget it. You know what? It is at you now. I JUST SURFED A ROBO DRACULA FROM THE MOON SO Y'ALLS CAN JUST TAKE IT!"
- "I DRIVE TRUCKS AND EAT STEAKS MADE OF TRUCKS!"
- Also, a self-parody entitled '''MANLY'''.
- Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, one of the honorable mentions in the Escapist's webcomics contest, is built around parodying macho video game character culture.
- Equius Zahhak loves being STRONG, is constantly impeded from doing normal things by his sheer strength, wears a muscle-exposing tanktop, goes through the game of Sgrub completely unarmed, and has only one completely safe outlet for his aggression: beating the shit out of killer robots in cage matches.
- The cover of the STRIFE! album. Just look at it.
- Hyperbole and a Half has Sueeve -- for MEN:
The Shower Hammer!! Brutalize the dirt off! Hit yourself until the dead skin submits to you. Bleed the germs away!I went from being of flab to being of pure muscle.
I don't even have any organs."
- Manly Man, the manliest man alive. From NSFW Comix.
In this day and age of political correctness (read: pussies), masculinity is a confusing and dangerous issue. Heterosexual men and boys of today find themselves in need of a role model who isn't a pussy, and that role model is the male chauvinist whom male chauvinist pigs wish they were: Manly Man. Manly Man once took on Chuck Norris and Maddox in a fight and won by staring at them until they turned gay and made out with each other, this distraction allowing Manly to punch them into orbit, where they still are to this day.
- Rock Manlyfist, master of Space Karate and 80's action Machismo incarnate. Having been in suspended animation since the 80's, he is awoken by the magic words "No Retreat No Surrender" and proceeds to cut a bloody swath through hordes of Ninjas, Neo-Vikings, North Koreans, Shaolin Satanists and anyone else foolish enough to oppose him. All to the music of Loverboy. Oh, and he also needs to have sex every 24 hours or his head will explode. It's one of the downsides of Space Karate.
- In Scary Go Round, after The Boy has sex for the first time, he converts a caravan into a boat overnight, in a very manly fashion. But he uses up all his manliness in the process, and subsequently just feels like "poking things listlessly with a stick."
- This Three Panel Soul strip manages to spoof this and Dr. Pepper 10 at the same time.
- In Two Guys and Guy:
- TOAD GETS ALL THE BITCHES!
- Spoony hypes up Reb Brown like this
Warning: What follows is the manliest thing ever recorded on film. Your balls may drop off in shame at the mere knowledge that you will never in your entire life do something half as manly.
- Spacebattles.com's Let's Play series has featured BLAST HARDCHEESE, name taken from MST3K. He has killed men simply by flexing his biceps until their heads explode.
- The website The Best Page In The Universe, as well as the accompanying book The Alphabet of Manliness. It also tore into a specific sub-genre of Testosterone Poisoning, X-TREME ADVERTISING.
- LoadingReadyRun brings us Man Cooking. And their episode about the channel known only as MEN and it's MANLY!
- Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Until he feels pain for the first time.
- Chuck Norris Facts is all about this trope with playing up Chuck Norris as a Memetic Badass. And also heavily robbing from Bill Brasky.
- In Russia the city of Chelabinsk is supposed to be an entire town of Memetic Badasses.
- MANGURT! Now in flavors like like Wolf Bacon, T-Bone, Buffalo Stampede, and Tequila Fight Juice!
- Badass of the Week. Everything on the list can fuck you up. Including Australia, this huge-ass beetle, the Hanta virus and Marie Curie.
- Much of the humour of Cracked.com. And specifically, Agents Of Cracked: "GASP! The Chief?"
- This article, titled "Horse Cock: A Life in 27 Inches". According to the author, he's speaking out against accusations against him, those accusations being that he doesn't have a 27-in. horse cock. He says normally he'd just whip it out, but he had 8 inches bitten off by a wolverine that came out of Ashlee Simpsons' vagina after some foreplay (because y'know, that's a thing that happens apparently) and then he went into a naked fight against an Iranian president using butterfly knives (because... because Iranian tradation(?)).
- 10 Mustache Styles That Must Be Stopped has a "What You Think You'd Look Like vs. What You Actually Look Like" example. The descriptions of what you'd think you'd look like with it are played up as the most Badass thing ever. Even the pencil thin mustache has one about looking like an Agent Peacock Pretty Boy Sex God who even guys want. But when you get to the descriptions of what they actually look like on you, well, ... that's a different story.
- This here's the Mantage!
- "MEAT PUNCH!!!" from Much Music's "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties." The "MEAT PUNCH!!!" is made out of "beef, chicken, pork, lamb, goat, goose, duck, beef, moose, horse, monkey, hotdog, and donkey." No, that was not a typo; there is a double dose of beef. It is said that only one bite will leave you full, it tastes like the zoo, and that you cannot be considered a man if you don't eat it. You can see it here.
- Mandles. The Man Candles. 1% Wax, 99% Testosterone! In manly scents like A1 Steaksauce, Urinal Deodorizer, and Chuck Norris Sweat!
- Beau Smith, the manliest man in comics!
- The MANLY MENS OC Tournament. Just take a look for yourself.
- In The Guild, Zaboo tries to be this way but fails miserably.
- Contrat d'Gars is the Québécois. You need to understand Quebec French vernacular to get half the jokes.
- Zero Punctuation
- Yahtzee, in his Bound in Blood: Call of Juarez video, gives us the Ben Croshaw "Hats" Scale of Manliness, whereby a man's manliness is judged by the size of his hat. Thus, to continue the example, Ray and Thomas both have large hats, so they can "eat danger and shit bullets", while Wee-um does not possess a hat at all, reducing him to eating Weetabix and shitting healthily.
- He also uses masculinity as one of the justifications for why he doesn't play Real-Time Strategy games or JRPGs, stating after his review of The World Ends with You that he now must play an FPS or else his body will absorb his testicles.
"Fucking hell! Did anyone just see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"
- This ad discussing the manly Army Rangers.
- This short comic most certainly qualifies.
- Advice Dog spinoff Courage Wolf who demands that you bite off more than you can chew... AND CHEW IT ANYWAY
- The retrosexual code.
- Old Spice's videoblog. Imagine the manliest thing in the universe, only in Morgan Freeman-esque voice.
- BIRD MISSILES!!!
- This piece of Not Safe for Work microfiction. Real men exercise 32 hours a day and still find time to get laid!
- A Brazilian Twitter, Clube do Macho ("Macho Club"). Common themes include anti-Feminism (divided into "Stay in the Kitchen" and "go to bed"), complaints that everything is done by queers and saying what a true man does instead, sexist jokes and/or comments (complete with terrible flirts, such as "I got a stick, you've got a hole, let's go home and play snooker!"), and showcasing hot girls.
- Epic Meal Time serves this along with clogged arteries.
- Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time! It's good for you.
- Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes.
- Get yourself one of these◊ incredibly manly Pokémon. Parodied with Magikarp. Hilariously, his oft-considered Badass evolution is given as its one flaw in this poster.
- Intensive Gastony Unity. One part Gaston, one part ponies, three part masculinity.
- While reviewing Superman at Earth's End, Linkara advised viewers to settle all arguments by screaming, "I AM A MAN!!!" and punching the offending person in the gut in imitation of a panel from the comic. This became subject to Memetic Mutation.
- This student-made water commercial is what happens when you take the Brawndo commercials listed above and take them Up to Eleven.
- ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR ALL THIS FUCKIN' TEA???
- The first twenty or so episodes had The Nostalgia Critic (now a Sissy Villain who'll readily admit going for manicures) trying to embody all the worst traits of stereotypical masculinity. This died at the Sesame Street review.
- Despite being the Trope Namer for Rated M for Manly, the Counter-Strike: Extreme Gore Edition mock-commercial is clearly Played for Laughs.
- Overly Manly Man
- AFT Marine from Action Figure Therapy...so much. Some of his more carpet-chested quotes include:
- "If I'm standin' on it, it's America!"
- "Some people are saying we should register our guns...why? Because they're deadly weapons? In that case, I should register my coffee table too, because I'm a US Marine, and I can sure kill you with that too."
- "When I was born, the first words out of my mouth were 'God bless America'...my second words were 'GO FUCK YOURSELF!'"
- Any NUMBER of quotes involving his sexual escapades with women.
- The Manliest Story Ever Conceived lives up to it's name, while at the same time being a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfic.
- 5 Second Films brings us GROWN MEN ARE TALKING!
- Naturally, Mary Sue Problems has a Parody Stu example.
Gary Stu Problem #56: You see this little scar under my eye? It's from this time I had my face mauled by a bear when I was five. And if you think that's bad, wait until you hear what happened to the bear!
- Epic Rap Battle of Manliness by Rhett & Link is exactly what it says. "I DIDN'T GO THROUGH PUBERTY; PUBERTY WENT THROUGH ME!"
- Played with (with a touch of This Loser Is You) in Kim Possible. To wit: Ron discovers his bar mitzvah is unsigned, meaning he's not A Man. A special ring that turns him into a tower of muscles helps to compensate, though it's still Kim and Shego doing the ass-kicking.
- Cow and Chicken had it in an episode Chicken, Flem and Earl go after Sergeant Weenie Arms and follow his training. Among other things, they shave with smooth rocks and chop trees down with their faces. The following day, they wake up all buffed up... only for Sergeant Weenie Arms to take them to play dolls with Cow ("Real weenie marines aren't afraid to play with sissy dolls!").
- The Ripping Friends.
- Sol Butcher from Sons Of Butcher. Especially when he goes hunting.
- The Powerpuff Girls had exactly two episodes about sexism in its entire run. One was about Straw Feminism, and the other was about this trope. Once all the male super heroes of Earth have denied the Girls membership in their club (for the obvious reason why, see Edmund Spenser's theory in The Faerie Queene), a ridiculously muscularly-drawn alien shapeshifting dragster appears, who introduces himself as "Breaker of men! Taker of worlds! So step forth and bring thy manhood against mine own, and let us see who has the upper hand upon the measuring stick!" Talk about Freud Was Right! More information can be found here.
- Also, we can't forget about... MAJOR MAN!!! (who is a fraud and a Dirty Coward).
- Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World delivered a Nerds Are Sexy Gay Aesop by having poor Rick be forced to drive the "Monsterbator", a comically oversized monster truck that runs on pure testosterone instead of gasoline.
- The Fairly OddParents: Jorgen. Von. Strangle. Originally, he was just a Drill Sergeant Nasty, but has since been flanderized (like everyone else in the show) into an insanely over-the-top caricature of manliness who feels a psychological need to perform death-defying stunts that would kill a mere mortal every second of every day. He apparently doesn't sleep.
- On The Red Green Show, Ranger Gord, who is slender and lanky, has a cartoon segment in which he is portrayed as having an astoundingly muscular physique, so much so that when he bends an arm or even a finger, there is a metallic squeaking sound.
- The Simpsons: Shows up occasionally as part of Rainier Wolfcastle's shtick. Also, Duff Man.
- The Regular Show episode "Death Punchies".
- Wakfu: In the season 2 Brâkmarian Gobbowl arc, there is a magic potion which can turn nerdy guys (and females) into macho men. It doesn't just gender-bend the females drinking it; it turns them into tall, hunky, hairy, overly-muscular specimen of manliness.
- In The Amazing World of Gumball episode "The Mustache", Gumball and Darwin eat their dad's muscle-growth supplements, which causes them to go through puberty at school. Anais also mistook the health food for cereal.
- Self-help guru Iron Will from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is hilariously macho.
- Same can be said for Bulk Biceps (whom the fans originally dubbed "Roid Rage" or - most popularly - Snowflake). Originally a gag pony from "Hurricane Fluttershy" with his enormous muscles and minuscule wings, he got another appearance in Season 3, then a more substantial role in Season 4's "Rainbow Falls". He's always kept his overeager demeanor, though.
- Gravity Falls has the Manotaurs, a group of incredibly macho minotaurs that give Dipper some lessons in manliness.
Manotaur: Not man enough? I have three Adam's apples, six Y chromosomes, pecs on my abs and fists for nipples!
- Yin Yang Yo villain the Manotaur had basically the same joke, plus the fact that as the only even half-human character on the show, he was also the only one with five-fingered hands.
- In Family Guy, Joe Swanson sometimes swings into this but other times plays it straight. Incidentally another Patrick Warburton-voiced character (The Venture Bros.' Brock Samson) also gets used both ways.
- Korgoth of Barbaria is a parody of Thundarr the Barbarian, with all the sanity taken out and replaced with gore and a bit of parody sex.
- The titular character from Johnny Bravo; despite his hyper-macho muscles, attitude and voice, he's constantly ridiculed and a huge Butt Monkey, showcasing how someone who matches this trope would be treated in real life.