Memetic Badass - Television Tropes & Idioms

Chuck Norris is the most prominent example, thanks to Chuck Norris Facts, and it also applies to those celebrities, both real and fictional, that also have the "Chuck Norris Facts" attached to them:

Bruce Campbell as evidenced by his own Facts site.
"Not only does Fred Thompson cut taxes, he cuts tax collectors."
Bob Ross. Some say that the universe we live in is one of his paintings.
Tim Tebow.
Samoa Joe (is gonna kill you).
Vin Diesel. The Chuck Norris Facts were actually based off the Vin Diesel Facts.
Mr. T, fool!
Barack Obama, though more accurately a Memetic Nice Guy.
- His Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, also has his own site. And every fact on it is true. I'm not kidding. They actually cite their sources!
- And now we have Barack Obama: memetic geek.
- He is Never Gonna Give You Up.
- We can't forget that, as Jon Stewart pointed out, "motherfucker has Miyagi-like reflexes".
- Obama? Hah! Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North. Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
  - Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house.
Neville Longbottom has a facebook group devoted to him that features a list of this type of joke featuring the legendary badass himself.
- Examples: The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom. Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
- Also, Merlin got an Order of Neville, Second Class.
There is no theory of evolution. There are merely lists of organisms that Alton Brown allows to live so that they can be made into good eats.
- Kosher salt is named as such because God approves of anything that Alton Brown uses.
- Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes them.
- Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend.
- Alton Brown prepares his fugu blindfolded, with one chopstick and a plastic spork. Alton Brown ain't afraid of no chump neurotoxin.
Vladimir Putin (his KGB background and his habit of saving cameramen from tigers while conveniently armed with a tranquillizer dart make people Putin a good word for him).
- Some believe he fails at this, however, due to the fact that he is trying so hard to make people think he is one - true Memetic Badasses aren't by design.
Cryptography guru Bruce Schneier.
Free Software guru Richard Stallman.
When Jack Bauer was told he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
xkcd creator Randall Munroe, here.
Daniel Craig, based on his performance as James Bond in Casino Royale.
Mark Motherfucking Musashi is the toku equivalent, apparently◊.
Charles Bronson, although many of these aren't actually exaggerations. He worked as a coal miner at ten.
Alton Brown, as shown here.
ESPN even had an "Interesting Facts About Cliff Lee" segment when the Indians Pitcher got out to a hot start in 2008.
Hockey player Gary Roberts, thanks to the fannish devotion he received from Pittsburgh Penguins fans in his season and a half with the team.
Stephen Colbert doesn't fear the truth, the truth fears Stephen Colbert.
These, in turn, were originally inspired by the Bill Brasky sketches of Saturday Night Live. Chuck Norris has not, in fact, punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. That was Brasky.
- Hell of a salesman.
- He gave a handjob to a manta ray.
- The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky... except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!
Alan Moore. Although his 'facts' tend to be a little more grounded in fantasy (see also, Neil Gaiman's "True Things◊ about Alan Moore◊".
- Something Positive got in on it as well. "Ah, Death, I've been waiting for you."
- If you liked the Watchmen movie, Alan Moore will get you.
- Sometimes taken further and applied to Alan Moore's beard.
- Actually, all Alan Moore facts apply to Alan Moore's beard - there is no Alan Moore, and what we see as such is just an illusory projection of the superdimensional consciousness inhabiting the beard in order to better interact with we lesser mortals. True story.
- Twisted Toyfare Theatre frequently depicts Moore as an all-powerful sorcerer who uses Marvelman's magic word "KIMOTA!" to summon lightning and smite his foes (including Oscar Wilde).
  "NO ONE contradicts ALAN MOORE!"
Many of the original Chuck Norris facts fit well for Cthulhu, but become rather creepy. This is partly because Cthulhu is canonically that badass. Nothing earthly can harm him in any way.
- Except The Ghobusters.
- Also it's revealed in the story In The Mountains Of Madness Cthulhu and it's spawn defeated The Great Old Ones, who both had and used nuclear weapons-making Cthulhu not a Memetic Badass, but a true one. And nukes hadn't even been invented yet when that was written.
The Norwegian Lars Monsen. Like Chuck Norris is the god of roundhouse kicks, he is a "god" of winter and cold. (Lars Monsen can cross the Milky Way on foot — in the winter.)
When Michael Phelps swims, he doesn't pull himself forward, he pushes the Earth backwards.
- And then there's his giant, sports themed robot. GO PHELPSZORD GOOOOO.
Velimir "Bata" Zivojinovic◊ (yes, that's a beer bottle wrapper), a star of old Yugoslav WWII movies, most prominently Valter brani Sarajevo (Valter defends Sarajevo) which apparently became hilariously popular in China, had a series of similar memes attached to him, such as: " The bogyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck checks for Bata Zivoinovic."
- ...Dick Gumshoe?
An early form of this trope can be found in the tall tales told about giant mythological lumberjack Paul Bunyan, who, among other mighty feats, was said to have dug the Grand Canyon by dragging his ax behind him, and single-handedly cutting down the Sahara Forest.
Chris Capao...
Georg Prime from Suikoden II and V frequently has old Chuck Norris jokes attached to his name.
At a press conference in Iraq, someone threw a shoe (yes, a shoe) at George W Bush. He dodged it and a meme has since developed that he can defeat anyone as long as they are wearing shoes.
- For the record, Chuck Norris wears boots, so Bush can not defeat him.
Reginald VelJohnson (Carl Winslow from Family Matters) doesn't take cream or sugar for his coffee; he takes Chuck Norris's tears.
- HE can make Chuck Norris cry.
Dick Cheney can pixellate things just by touching them. And if he brushes by a plant, three days later that plant will die.
In the Team Fortress 2 Spy/Sniper update, a new "character" was introduced. The forums exploded with "Saxton Hale Facts" threads.
- Similarly, after the Meet the Spy video was leaked, a series of blog posts came, and soon Stavros had his own threads.
Give Chuck Todd a slide rule and enough black coffee and he'll figure out how to bail out Wall Street for $9.95.
When Joy of Painting was announced for Nintendo DS, the Game FA Qs board about it spawned a thread about him in this light, except more of an extreme nice guy.
- Except for the one story where a man shaves off Bob Ross' afro, thus turning him into Chuck Norris.
"I think that Chuck Norris checks his closet every night to make sure Captain Harlock isn't in it"
Bear Grylls is considered Chuck Norris's successor in some circles.
- Oh hell no. Les Shroud > Bear Grylls forever. Shroud does his stuff BY HIMSELF.
  - YEAH!
  - Would a real memetic badass complain about having to lug around an extra twenty pounds of camera? Because Les has done that.
  - Would a real memetic badass have to have a trained and stocked medical staff close at hand at all times? "Just in case?" Or engineer situations and study them beforehand so that he could get out of them easily? "For rating's sake?"
Photographer Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know of it as the Hubble Space Telescope. (Also, he doesn't use a flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.)
Former USA international goalkeeper Brad Friedel has had a similar cult following since he stopped two penalty kicks in the 2002 FIFA World Cup.
Colts safety Bob Sanders once sued Myspace, claiming that Myspace is what he uses to refer to the football field.
Professional Wrestler Aja Kong had this in her Entrance music:
God got up one morning, He was in an ugly mood,
He was sick of floods and plagues, He wanted something really rude,
He made a big pirahna out of broken glass and glue,
Then He gave her two legs and a nasty attitude.

Well, the Sahara was a jungle 'till she ripped out all the trees,
Then she looked up at the mountaintops, they all began to freeze,
The sun gave her a cold until she set it on fire,
You can see her for yourself if you think that I'm a liar!

God made the Devil just for fun,
When He wanted the real thing, He made Aja Kong!

She's a head-splittin', fire-spittin', human earthquake,
She makes the young ones wonder and the wise ones shake,
She's got the hands of a gorilla, got the head of a snake,
She keeps looking, but she hasn't found a thing she can't break!
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Bad Horse’s computer. Bad Horse is always in control. Also, he has no fingers, but mainly it’s the control thing.
Based on this site, they're turning Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz into one.
- The Bear Jew likes his ice like he likes his skulls: CRUSHED.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Gary Oldman.
Usain Bolt:
Usain Bolt never false starts. Sometimes the starter is so amazed by Bolt’s start, he forgets to pull the trigger in time.
Usain Bolt has two paces: World Record and Celebrate.
Pluto is actually a collection of spikes which were insufficiently tightly laced and kicked into space by Usain Bolt.
Usain Bolt doesn’t use performance enhancing drugs because steroids would slow him down.
Usain Bolt isn’t too tall to be a sprinter. His presence makes other sprinters shorter.
Usain Bolt’s house has no doors, only walls that he runs through.
When Usain Bolt was denied chicken nuggets at a McDonald's, he ran through the restaurant so quickly it became a Wendy’s.
If Usain Bolt could be contained by a treadmill, his 200m would produce enough energy to power the entire nation of Jamaica for 22 years.
Usain Bolt isn't actually black, he appears black because he outraces the photons.
Usain Bolt can watch an entire season of 24, with commercials, in 17 minutes.
Usain Bolt’s races aren’t timed. HE decides when the clock should stop.
There are two types of people in the world: slow people, and Usain Bolt.
When Usain Bolt's back itches, he runs around the track and stretches his arm forward.
A normal person runs at 7 mph. Usain Bolt does that speed when he's at rest.
Usain Bolt feeds Schroedinger’s Cat on his back porch. Without opening the box.
Usain Bolt isn’t on the internet. He can’t find a fast enough connection.
According to Al Gore, the greatest danger to global climate is if Usain Bolt decides to run on the Antarctic permafrost.
In Christmas 2004, while visiting Madagascar, Usain Bolt wondered whether he could reach Indonesia running on water. He promised not to do that ever again.
Usain Bolt is so fast he was born before his father.
There are no unbreakable World Records, just times Usain Bolt hasn’t decided to run yet.
- Matt Wieters has a fansite devoted to this type of thing.
Abraham Lincoln is gonna emancipate your ass!
I give you David Cameron, leader of the opposition, future Prime Minister of Great Britain. Che Guevrea has a shirt with David Cameron's face on http://www.davidcameronfacts.co.uk/

Teresa from Claymore Will cut your god in half. BEFORE HE BREATHES. Just ask the 4 other Claymores that attacked her.
In Slayers the main character, Lina Inverse, often finds that her reputation as a violent, cruel, infinitely powerful sorceress has preceded her: often just the rumor that she's in town can reduce entire populations into terrified, quivering wrecks. Of course, when she's banking on her reputation producing that effect, no one has heard of her.
- More precisely, no one has heard of the "Beautiful Genius Sorceress, Lina Inverse". Everybody has heard of "Lina Inverse, Dragon Spooker and the Enemy Of All Who Live".
From Bleach we have Aizen's truly gigantic couch, which has been theorized to be The ~~Man~~ Couch Behind The Man Behind The Man and the strongest character in the series. To a lesser degree, this applies to the rest of Aizen's furniture as well, all of which is over the top.
- There is also Yammy, Espada #10 who had been propelled to Godlike levels of power long before he was revealed to be in actuality, Espada #0.
- Kenpachi Zaraki is actually an alternate universe version of Chuck Norris. Just replace "roundhouse kick" with "cut you to little bits".
  - They say that if Kenpachi reached Bankai, the Universe would implode.
  - It's more likely that his bankai is Chuck Norris.
  - Same result.
- Squad 11, which Kenpachi leads, fears only one person more than their captain: the captain of "wimpy" Squad 4, Unohana Retsu. Who walks into Hueco Mundo, and promptly scares off a powerful Arrancar as well as an entire squad of his clones, with a polite request and gentle smile.
The servant Archer from Fate/Stay Night had such a badass final fight, it spawned the creation of the word/concept of GAR. (Note: this one is actually true.)
Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam is stated to make anything three times faster (from a statement that Char's custom red Zaku was three times faster than a normal Zaku). This is also expanded to just mention the word "three times" in some way, like Char Aznable is three times as badass as Chuck Norris.
- Additionally, it became a common meme that everything painted red in Gundam is three times faster that its counterparts. Gundam 00 recently lampshaded it with Trans-Am system which, when activated, actually paints an otherwise traditionally colored Gundam red and makes it exactly three times faster than before.
  - The Zudah showed what would happen if you tried to make a suit go three times faster without a red coat of paint. It explodes.
  - Points must be given to Major Duvall for going out in style, as well as completing his objective as he does so, comparable to Norris Packard's own awesome death.
- Master Asia could solo the Gundam universe.
  - Also, anytime a person fights a Humongous Mecha that's not a Mecha Mook on foot tends to be referred to as channeling the great Undefeated Of The East.
- Bright Noa: slapping wimps and turning them into MEN OF DESTINY since UC 0060.
  - In Super Robot Wars this is completely canon: he is responsible for making Shinji Ikari a Badass, and has killed the Angels! He's also proven himself to be so awesome a battle commander, forces from over 50 different mecha anime have been willing to concede to his authority.
- Ali Al Saachez of Gundam 00 is quite popular, and egregiously so. Some fans adore seeing him for not what he is, but what they have turned him into, and it has affected some people's views on the plot (usually positive). A particular trait is his abnormally high survival rate and "high score" on main character kill counts, both on and off screen. After all, "Prince Ali, mighty is he!"
  - Don't forget. He doesn't wear the seatbelt for his safety. He wears it for the car's.
- Lacus Clyne will take over the universe with a smile, her songs, and her army of Haros! She does. As the leaderess of the PLANTs, that is.
- Mix one part Zeta-era Amuro Ray, one part Quattro Bajeena and one part Bright Noah in a blender and set to liquefy. Add Go Nagai Sideburns. The result? JAMIL NEATE.
There is a joke among Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann fans that anyone who puts on Kamina's orange sunglasses will suddenly become incredibly manly.
- When Chouginga Gurren-Lagann is formed, Simon's regular glasses transform into Kamina's glasses for a moment, but Simon realized he couldn't quite pull it off, so he transformed them even further.
- Most people who cite Kamina as being the ultimate badass seem to forget that the show makes it clear that from the beginning he could not accomplish anything without Simon's help, and that by the end Simon had far surpassed him. Even his ghost admits that.
- Speaking of Simon; his presence makes enemy units explode out of his sheer awesomeness. He invented traveling through hyperspace just to punch someone in the face. When given the option of either his woman or the universe, he chooses both and uses his awesomeness to back it up.
- Ironic subversion: Lord Genome is as powerful as many Memetic Badasses have been made out to be (I mean for Chrissake, he's stronger than his own mech). While he maintains a cult following thanks to his rugged good looks and shirtlessness, he rarely sees the same treatment other characters do.
  - Keep in mind that Lord Genome wound up spending half the series as a head in a jar, Futurama-style. It's hard to think of someone as a badass when they do something like that.
  - Don't forget that he gives himself a body out of sheer will power. And his mech.
In a similar vein to Kamina's sunglasses, it's agreed that adding Go Nagai's trademark fiery sideburns and eyebrows to a character will make them more manly and/or Hot Blooded. Observe◊. This has even become a part of the industry itself, with tribute characters such as Gai Daigoji and Meito Anisawa sporting a pair of impressive 'chops.
Exodia from Yu-Gi-Oh, noted as the only being capable of frightening Anonymous.
- Rex Godwin from Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds is quickly headed in this direction on the online game Duel Monsters Unlimited following the first twenty seconds of this vid.
  - Jack Atlas from the same series gets a lot of this, too, to the point where it is said he demands his name be written JACK ATLAS.
Makoto from School Days is dubbed Man-koto and jokingly worshiped on a certain image board for attracting and banging pretty much anything female in the cast without hesitation or mercy. If you count the games this includes the mothers, sisters, and several threesomes. He doesn't get away with this in the end pays for his actions sometimes and is hardly an admirable character, but that's why this is Memetic Badass.
Fanon commonly elevates Gendo Ikari from The Chessmaster to literally omniscient, because, hell, he might as well be.
- Adding his arms and Scary Shiny Glasses to anyone can make the victim a mysterious, creepy motherfucker.
- "It's Gendo." *cue music* Oh~ baby!
- FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK...!
- LIKE A BOSS!
Naruto: Due in large part to him starting a chain of events that ultimately caused Sasuke to defect from Konoha by letting it slip that Itachi came by, thus bringing the story to where it is now, Aoba Yamashiro has been hailed as a Bad Ass Spanner In The Works or Chess Master by the fans. Recently, his legend grew when he showed up again with a team of reinforcements after two major villains succeeded in killing a major secondary character. The villains were ordered to retreat shortly thereafter, but that didn't stop the fans from claiming that they had, in reality, ran in terror at the sight of Aoba and his Murder of Crows no Jutsu.
- It's worth noting that the databooks state his favorite phrase is in fact "Just as planned".
- For a time on GameFAQs, a running joke on the Naruto boards claimed that the strongest person in the manga was Iruka Umino. The man who did little more than get hit in the spine with a giant shuriken. Ironically, this is one of the reasons fans cite as him being near immortal, as well as claiming that he possess the Rinnegan and can dual-wield two BF Zabuza swords, which are memetically mutated into insanely powerful weapons of mass destruction which "cannot be beat" (based on an ad for a toy of one which accomplished the feat of tearing rice paper).
- Einstein's original theory of relativity said: If Might Guy kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
- It is all part of Shikamaru's plan. ALL of it.
- And then there's GARuto...
- The Raikage was Bad Ass from the word "Go", and it now seems Kishimoto is trying to outdo himself each week. So far he's broken a table by accident, broken through a wall instead of taking the door, tanking a Chidori with little more than a scratch, nearly killed Sasuke, survived Jugo's Beam Spam, punched through Amaterasu to get to Sasuke (nearly killed him again!) and chopped his own burning arm off. BAD. ASS. ~~Dude doesn't even have a name yet~~ His name is A. It's now generally accepted that his punches are nearing Falcon-level, and can solve pretty much anything. ANYTHING.
  - He also broke the "Zabuza sword".
  - And then he decapitated Kisame, WITH HIS ARM! And not even his good arm (because he didn't have it anymore)!
  - The entire Hidden Cloud Village can be considered memetically badass, due to spawning a lot of badass ninjas (Word Of God has actually stated they're tied for having the biggest army, and have the best economic strength), and everybody claims that their ninjas can destroy a village with one pebble, due to a joke that happened in Chapter 450 when someone from the Cloud Village thought they accidentally did exactly that.
- A more specific form of this is how some joke that Karin has "Kage level dodging skills" for how she was able to stand in middle of a battle against multiple Kage without getting injured in the crossfire. It may also be called "Kage level survival skills" and also refer to how she was set on fire once (and by Amaterasu fire to boot) and later getting kicked across a bridge and hitting both the ground and a wall from about 50m in the air, again with minimal visible injury.
Speed Racer: Inspector Detector is a demon on foot. And he's insane.
Fictional example: Much of Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex is about Laughing Man imitators. His already godlike hacking abilities are exaggerated by the media and greedy corporations.
Takamachi Nanoha in Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: mostly justified, though her tendency to shoot first (because magic damage can't kill people) extended by fans into outright battle lust to befriend people through maximum firepower rather than a last resort.
- This is silly of course. Everyone knows Raising Heart's the true reason behind Nanoha's battlelust and god-like power.
- Erio Mondial will lay all of our women, and we will love him for it.
Margrave Jeremiah Gottwald is THE ULTIMATE SYMBOL OF CHIVALRY AND LOYALTY.
- Suzaku Kururugi. In-show, he does boast some pretty impressive Charles Atlas Superpower, but the fandom has raised him to the point where his "Spinzaku" alter-ego can throw down in Martial Arts Do Not Work That Way with Chuck Norris and at least draw.
- Kyoshiro Tohdoh has also become one among certain segments of the English-speaking fandom, credited with such abilities as shooting lasers out of his eyes and consuming human souls through eye contact.
  - The fact that Tohdoh's English voice actor is Steve Blum (considered the English equivalent of Norio Wakamoto on this very wiki for a reason) may be a contributing factor.
- Clovis la Britannia and Rivalz Cardemonde have both qualified, thanks to a plethora of So Bad Its Good Fanfictions that were spawned on a certain image board. Some of the sheer badassitude attributed to Clovis in certain fanfics has to be read to be believed. Clovis remained extremely popular among certain fans throughout the series run, despite having bit it within three episodes. His popularity may have contributed to him being mentioned and referenced throughout the first series and into R2.
Although possibly a localized example, Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball Z became this on the Game FA Qs board devoted to the series. The origin of this is a filler scene where he manages to catch the punches of Super Saiyans Trunks and Goten, despite being far, far less powerful than them. So many topics were made asking how he could do this, that eventually the posters just ran with it.
- This may have been encouraged by Dragon Ball Abridged, whose version of Mr. Popo is... massively over-the-top, prone to random acts of cruelty, and hilarious.
  - "Enjoy the climb back up, BITCH!"
- Don't forget one random farmer who tried to fight Raditz with a shotgun and promptly gets blown up. For some reasons, this character became known as "Farmer With A Shotgun" and generates rumor that he is hellishly powerful, even more powerful than Goku, that he could even beat up Cell or Majin Buu for good.
  - Case in point.
  - Also postulated to be the most powerful characters in the series (and in all of existence) by Game FA Qs: Mr. Satan (of course), Dr. Briefs' cat, and a random at one of the tournaments wearing a t-shirt that says "Super Saiyan" on it.
- SON FRIGGIN GOKU
"Should I return home, my report will be, ‘I have met the greatest man in the multiverse and his name is Keiichi Morisato, and we should be humbled to know his name.’ That is all that needs to be said."
"ALL HAIL PRUSSIA! PRAISE HIM! ON YOUR KNEES!"
- If You Know What I Mean.
Inspector Lunge can and would handcuff himself to Cthulhu.
- Johan can make you kill yourself just by smiling pleasantly.
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
- ... was here, Ash is a loser.
- FUCK YEAH SEAKING.
Thanks to his infamous and vastly parodied catchphrase, Kenshiro regularly wanders into meme battles from out of nowhere. Which, ironically, is how every single non-essential story in the HnK universe starts out. One particular example had him challenge and utterly destroy a near-hundred person band of marauding raiders who had recently ravaged a small township he had passed through. He simply stood in the way of the only exit from the cavern, and stated any who made it past would be granted amnesty and live past this day. Yeah, no surprises what happens next.
THIS PRACTICE OF BADASSERY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
Full Metal Panic: Believe me — ask anyone, and they will tell you it's canon that Gauron is an immortal zombie. People probably conceded to his immortal superpowers when he survived a deadly explosion the five billionth time.
Unlike most martial artists Ryoma Nagare does not break bricks. He breaks dinosaurs.
In a rather bizzare example, the Iguan from Zoids was elevated to badassery on both sides of the Pacific in different ways. In the US, "Iguan" became a stock answer for any stock stupid question, starting with "What Zoid is the most powerful" and going downhill from there. It became a meme in the fandom that Iguan was the most powerful Zoid ever, that it could destroy anything with its mighty Iguan Kick and so forth. Meanwhile, in Japan, Iguan became a fan favourite in fanart andkitbashes, depicting its rival with the Godos as the greatest and deadliest rivalry of any Zoids (and helping to escalate the Godos to similar standards). The kicker? The two memes appear to be entirely unrelated, which seems to make Iguan's badassery even more so.
- For the record, Iguan is a small and innocuous gemeric mook Zoid that never appeared in any of the anime, and only rarely apepars in licenced media.
- The toys then added to Iguan's badassery in two ways:
  - First came the Lizar from the 80's American Technozoids line. A recolour of the Iguan, Lizar was never released and is only known from a pair(?) of prototypes, making it something of a legend in the toy collecting community.
  - Then, in 2008, Tomy-Takara released the limited edition "Dark Iguan", an in-world badass upgrade.
It's become something of a joke among anime fans of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure that author Hirohiko Araki is an ageless immortal◊.
Princess Tutu the character may have not yet reached memetic badass status, but Princess Tutu the series has. There's something to be said about the fact that the testosterone-laden cesspit of 4chan not only respects a Magical Girl series about ballet, but affectionately nicknames it Guitar Ninjas.
How is Rosa Ushiromiya not here yet? She even got the Fan Nickname "Rosa Musou" (Invincible Rosa), after she fought off tons of magical goat-butlers who killed the rest of her family with a sawed-off rifle, a purse with a bar of gold inside and a fountain pen.
After the knife incident, Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.

The commercials for Dos Equis beer in America star a man whose credentials read almost like the Chuck Norris Facts: "He once had an awkward moment... just to see how it feels. He can speak French... in Russian. He is... the Most Interesting Man in the World." Of course, his beer of choice is Dos Equis.
The "Will It Blend" commercials attempt to do this for the Blendtec blender. One of them even incorporates the Chuck Norris meme.

Magic The Gathering has (or had, the fad has mostly passed now) Tarmogoyf Facts, based on the rather overpowered creature Tarmogoyf.
- Chimney Imp. Horribly overcosted creature, or Best. Creature. Ever?!?
- A few Magic The Gathering players have also gotten the Chuck Norris treatment:
  - Jon Finkel, who is widely considered the best Magic player ever.
  - Mike Flores, who... isn't.
  - Mike Flores is the world's foremost plagiarism detective.
Fans of the Universal Fighting System collectable card game have elevated players to such levels.
- Matt "Matt Khols" Khols, the only man badass enough to have his whole name be his nickname.
  - Alternatly, Scott "Scott Gaines" Gaines, the master of orange card-blue card.
- James Hata, former US and World Champion and new designer for Fantasy Flight Games (the game's producer) is regarded by some as God.
Shape Snatch in Yu Gi Oh. Look at it and despair at its horrible power!

Batman has famously said to be able to beat anyone with enough "Prep Time."
- With the possible exception of Doctor Doom, depending on the fan.
- And he can breathe in space.
- Sadly, many fans aren't joking when they say this.
- In the Marvel vs. DC Crisis Crossover, Batman said that if he fought Captain America, the fight would go either way. Therefore Batman's badassitude equals Captain America's.
- Alfred is generally considered the only being capable of defeating Batman in-universe, as his Servile Snarker and Team Mom.
Wolverine is the best at what he does. And what he does isn't very nice.
- And what he does... is so terribly pretty!
- Only by having power over adamantium (Magneto) can you really stop Wolverine for a long while, which reminds him why he hangs out with the X-Men at all... it's to gain even more badass aura without having to kill every villain once the villain's stamina runs out and Wolverine's regeneration doesn't!
Jamie Madrox is a relatively unknown superhero. His power is to make duplicates of himself. One the occasion that he got stranded in the Arctic, what did he do? Did he make duplicates of himself and cuddle together for warmth? NO. He duplicated himself, then killed the clone and ate it.
- And it wasn't just some mindless duplicate either. Each clone Madrox makes has all of his memories, abilities, and free will. Madrox killed and ate himself to stay alive.
Captain America is on this page for roughly the same reasons as Batman. Despite being only a normal human superhero in peak condition, the Cap has gone on to defeat villains and heroes alike whose strength, speed, and powers greatly exceed his own. He's able to battle toe-to-toe with the Hulk and in the Ultimates comic, he defeated an enormous Giant Man with his bare hands (just to name a few examples). Captain America's feats, much like Batman's, can either be seen as the very peak of badass and cool, or over-the-top bad writing that borders on God Moding and writer bias.
- During the Nineties, there was a period where Cap was missing and presumed dead, and a bystander asked the other Avengers what was so great about Cap. Hercules replied that in Olympus, they consider Zeus to be the paragon of wisdom, Hermes for speed, but they measure courage... by Captain America.
Karate Kid is the Memetic Badass of the thirtieth century.
- To clarify: In a group of super heroes where admission requires a UNIQUE superpower at a level that can put you on par with the greatest of the Silver Age, Karate Kid is a normal human being. His superpower? "I can put Superboy in a headlock." And he CAN.
Sgt. Frank Rock is more badass than Batman. Seriously, there was voting and everything.
Squirrel Girl. That is all.
- Pick a comic character, pick any comic character, even some cosmic super teams, against Squirrel Girl, and Squirrel Girl will be the accepted winner. Unicron and Galactus versus Squirrel Girl? Squirrel Girl.
  - Squirrel Girl versus Squirrel Girl? Universe implodes. And then Squirrel Girl wins.
  - Hell, even Deadpool thinks she's the greatest threat in the marvel universe.
On some debate forums May Parker and Ma Kent are sometimes referred to as the most powerful beings in their respective universes on the argument that their power has never shown an upper limit. This is usually brought up when someone Fails Logic Forever during a a debate.
The Midnighter is a literal version of this. His superpower is that he doesn't lose fights. Ever. Seriously, Midnighter wins every fight, whether he's actually in it or not.
- Unless, of course, he's fighting Captain "Why Don't You Try That Trick On Me" Atom, at which point Midnighter (and Apollo, for that matter) becomes just another super-powered punching bag.
Give Paco an opponent and a stick to beat them with and he will fuck their shit up. Anyone, ever.
Rorschach once ate an entire seven-layer cake all by himself, then killed the stripper inside for being a whore. Add many more to that effect, usually involving breaking some specific number fingers and killing dogs.
- Time management, Adrian Veidt-style: DO IT 35 MINUTES AGO.
/tg/, influenced by Don Rosa, has concluded that one should not fuck with McDuck.
Nick Fury: Surrounded by HAMMER agents and ordered to surrender in a recent issue of Secret Warriors, Fury replies, "Son, you got about five seconds before I take that gun away from you and beat you to death with it." The HAMMER agents give up.

Samuel L Jackson and any character played by him. Mace Windu getting killed by the Sith proved that Star Wars was pure fantasy, because nobody could kill Samuel L. Jackson in any realistic situation.
Mace Windu: I have HAD IT with these motherfucking SITH on this motherfucking PLANET.
Yoda. Greater Jedi than Mace Windu he is. Greater Jedi than all others combined, times Mace Windu squared, he is. Muppet he is. Boo-yah.
Boba Fett went out like a punk on screen, taken out by a blind man and a pole. But he looked so gosh-damn mysterious in his cool body armour that fans assumed that he must in all essences be the Galaxy Far, Far Away's version of Batman. And so, in the Expanded Universe, that is indeed what he became. As of now, he is in his ~~eighties~~ seventies and ~~dying of~~ recovering from a terminal illness, but still manages to beat the stuffing out of anyone who gets in his way. Parodied heavily in Robot Chicken's Star Wars specials, in which he's more of a Ted Baxter.
To a lesser extent, Wilrow Hood, better known as The Ice Cream Guy. For a character whose sole appearance is running away with an ice cream maker in the background, he has quite a vocal fanbase.
The version of Van Helsing of the self-titled movie — at least in Tycho's book.
Captain Nascimento from the Brazilian movie Tropa de Elite (a.k.a. The Elite Squad). When Bruce Banner gets mad, he becomes The Hulk. When Hulk gets mad, he becomes Capt. Nascimento.
All of this may be true, but nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Tony Stark can build anything - in a cave! With a box of scraps!
The Bank Manager in the opening scene of The Dark Knight didn't grab a shotgun and start blowing away the Joker's gang away while screaming threats because he was a secret mafioso; he did it because William Fichtner is just that badass!
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE STEALING FROM?! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE *DEAD*!!"
- Oh, and that thing the Joker put in his mouth that turned out not to do anything? It was actually a bomb, and the Joker meant to kill him, but it chose not to explode for fear of Fichtner's inevitable wrath.
- Didn't he "bring a gun into space" in Armageddon.
Fledgling example: Captain Christopher Pike of Star Trek.
- Don't forget Captain Robau. The shields on the Kelvin don't keep enemy phasers out. They keep Captain Robau in.
  - Captain Robau didn't polarize the window on the bridge to keep the light out of his eyes, he did it to keep the light from blinding itself.
  - Robau? Robau died a powerless prisoner, having achieved nothing. Memetic badassery? There's no badassery there to start with. George Kirk salvaged everything there was to salvage from the Kelvin's destruction, including biting a big enough chunk out of Nero's ship that he couldn't finish off the shuttles.
Bonecrusher hates this page and everyone on it. The only reason he hasn't ground the servers to dust and killed everyone who's ever edited the page is because it provides a handy list of people he needs to kill, and Bonecrusher hates to be unprepared.
I am jealous that I cannot grow my beard longer so as to do the beard swish move like the original grade A badass, Pai Mei. Oh, and did I mention that from here it just so happens you can get a MOST excellent view of his foot??
Lampshaded in Braveheart:
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
(Scottish army laughs)
Snake Plissken wasn't born; he Escaped From The Womb.
Sgt. Donny Donowitz doesn't bash Nazis' skulls in with his baseball bat; the skulls cave themselves in rather than be hit by him.
There are things that go bump in the night. And we are what bumps back.
Quaritch is not on Pandora. Pandora is on Quaritch.

Neville Longbottom uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
- Molly Weasley can kick your ass and still have time to bake a pie. ~~Bitch.~~
- In universe example: Voldemort can kill you with his eyes.
Levels of Victor Cachat worship on the Honorverse page make him one of the TV Tropes-specific examples.
When Baba Yaga crossed over from Russian fairy tales into Western fiction she went from an old witch frequently bested by little boys and flocks of swans to the most powerful magician in the world, able to stand up to gods themselves.
Vimes is considered this in-universe. People will line up to almost certain death instead of risking him using sarcasm on them. Also see the quote on Heroic Willpower about him.
- That's nothing. When he was sent away as a diplomat in The Fifth Elephant, leaving the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in absolute chaos with an incompetent leader. Despite this, the crime rate of the city decreased. Why? Because Vimes won't be away forever. And when he returns, he will not be happy. "And when Commander Vimes is unhappy, he tends to spread it around with a big shovel."
- Vetinari's snark is even more feared than Vimes's. And rightly so.
Cthulhu. Seriously, Lovecraft had an awful lot of bizarre and seriously freaky cosmic horrors. Cthulhu appears in all of one story (though, like most of Lovecraft's Great Old Ones gets name dropped in countless others) and isn't nearly as terribly outlandishly freaky compared to the others (it's roughly humanoid, after all) and is escaped by a man who turns his boat around and steers towards it. Nonetheless, Cthulhu has become the icon of the whole Cthulhu Mythos and a memetic symbol for all that is evil.
- Of course, his badassery seems at odds with the fact that almost every single memetic appearance he makes is some form of parody or unrelated comedy lately.
- And he is easily punched.
In-universe: Major - de Coverley in Catch-22. Everyone is too scared to ask his first name. He was able to bring an end to a loyalty oath clusterfuck with two words. Then again, those words were "Gimme eat", so...
Inspector Javert in Les Miserables, who takes down a gang of armed and vicious thugs by walking into the room (the fourteen officers with him wait outside until he calls it clear). He also knows he's following Valjean, even though Valjean is dead.
Among fans of The Wheel Of Time, Bela. Bela is ta'veren, Bela is the Creator, Bela is a Darkfriend, or Bela will kill the Dark One. For the uninformed, Bela is a horse. Not a Cool Horse, but a damned reliable one.
A Song Of Ice And Fire: When Randyll Tarly weds a Frey girl, the musicians kill themselves.
- Who would win a fight between Randyll Tarly and Barristan Selmy? Petyr Baelish.

Before the proliferation of Chuck Norris facts, there were the "Mr. T vs ______" websites. To quote from a defunct Web site describing the phenomenon:
The Mr. T Vs character is an extremely simplified version of a complicated, and in fact deeply weird individual. It has some resemblance to the persona Mr. T has tried over the years, with varying degrees of success, to project to the public. The Mr. T of Mr. T Vs has more traits in common with the B.A. Baracus character Mr. T played on The A-Team. He is afraid of flying. He drinks milk. He works at youth centers. He doesn't (usually) swear. He can make tanks out of toasters. He speaks ungrammatically. He has little tolerance for crazy fools. However the Mr. T Vs persona has exaggerated, in fact super-human, abilities. To be specific, he can "throw helluva far" and, unaffected by most weapons, is "helluva tough". Also he is almost always hostile towards his A-Team compatriots in the rare times they appear in the strips. And he speaks even more ungrammatically than the B.A. character. Of course, that could be due to the authors' personal disregard for the English language and/or inability to spell.
- Fans! had the team fight this version of Mr. T. He was completely unstoppable, even after being teleported into the sun, and they only won after he called them "kids", and one member pointed out that the real Mr. T would never beat up kids.
CSI's Gil Grissom.
The original Green Power Ranger was the best Ranger ever. No exceptions.
- Oh you did not just go there.
  - Yeah, it's too bad that there's not just one, the TWO polls that name Jason the greatest Ranger of all time. Suck it.
- This has led to parts of the fandom converting to the Church of Oliver. "And the Lord said, 'Aww, man!'"
  - While on the topic, there is also Adam, who seems to be working his way up.
  - That's cuz he has achieved Bankai and posesses Geass, among other things. I guess the power of kissing developed into several handy powers.
- In the same place, the green Silverhawk was the best- he could travel in time goddamn(batman).
Watchers of Heroes have often made jokes about how Mr. Muggles is one true mastermind behind it all.
Of course it makes sense Kirk had the know-how to create gunpower, put together a bazooka, and use it to kill the Gorn. That's why he's the goddamn Captain.
- Dr. McCoy can cure a rainy day.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
Bill Nye can count to infinity. Twice. Bill Nye can recite the last two thousand digits of pi. Bill Nye can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Supernatural's Dean Winchester once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.
- Misha Collins for a while had a day on twitter dedicated to reiterting such facts as "The healing powers of Misha Collins' fine ass will save the economy". This was largly organised by people from Mishaland.
"And now we need to find out how fast it goes around our track, so it's time to hand it over to our tame racing driver. Some say he roams the woods at night, foraging for wolves, and that he appears on high denomination notes in Sweden. All we know is he's called 'The Stig.'"
Leroy Jethro Gibbs. That is all.
- Gibbs is an example in-universe: Abby is fairly certain he could take Godzilla in a fight. She also believes he would defeat Mothra and all the Terminators at the same time. The only fight she thinks would actually be a fight would be Gibbs vs. Gibbs. She's not sure whether the second Gibbs would be a clone or Evil Twin.
  - The very idea scares me on a fundamental level. One would assume that fire and brimstone would come into play before the first punches are thrown?
- Tony compares Gibbs arresting God to The Thing arresting The Hulk.
Dr. Gregory House can cure anything. Ever. He can even cure The Cure.
- House's power is actually that he can diagnose anything. Whether he can cure it is still restricted by the capabilities of modern medicine.
  - Kids, remember: it's never Lupus!... except that one time.
Bill Adama's glare can melt through the hull of a Cylon basestar.
All hail Dalek Fred, the Dalek that just shoots the Doctor dead on the spot, without even a warning "Exterminate".
- The Doctor qualifies too, as an in-universe example. The aforementioned memetic badass Dalek is from a race who tells legends about him.
  Doctor: Everyone has nightmares. Even monsters from under the bed have nightmares. Don't you, monster?
  Reinette: But what would monsters have nightmares about?
  Doctor: Me!
Richard Alpert from Lost. Most cite his "beginning in badassery" to the episode "LaFleur", where Richard simply walks into the DHARMA Barracks compound, holding a torch, which he then slams into the ground and sits on a bench as if he owns the place. Not to mention the sonic death fence that surrounds the Barracks, which apparently doesn't harm him. Because he's Richard Alpert.
- The television forum on Game FA Qs has taken this meme a step further by actually developing a fake episode called "Wrestling With Angels," which is a four hour long episode in which Richard does everything from sword duel with Jacob over a volcano to having a threesome with Kate and Juliet. There even exists a Youtube video in which the chateau fight scene from The Matrix Reloaded is edited to feature Richard fighting off various Lost characters.
- Juliet Burke now has her own website all about her awesomeness.
In-universe: Frasier's aunt Zora is a violent person feared by all, said to have joined the WWII Greek Partisans just so she could strangle Nazis. Since she was about 5 at the time, they say she did it with a jumping rope.
River Tam kicks serious Reaver ass. Also, she can kill you with her brain.
Sue Sylvester doesn't breathe, she holds air hostage.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Sue Sylvester's computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control.
- Sue Sylvester does not go 'hunting'. That kind of terminology implies the possibility of failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing.
Saturday Night Live had a sketch where everyone was talking about how awesome Bill Brasky was. He never actually appeared, but many of the things said about him were eventually relegated into Chuck Norris facts.
Jack Bristow waterboards himself twice every morning just to keep himself sharp.
Spike.

Badass of the Week is a whole website devoted to profiling historical and fictional bad-asses, from Erwin Rommel to Ash Williams. They've even covered beef jerky, the B-2 Bomber, the country of Australia, and This Huge-Ass Beetle.
Most Internet forums have a tendency to make out their Admins and Moderators into this very thing if they're around for any solid stretch of time (see also Forum Pecking Order).
Dr. Tran has a PhD in KICKING YOUR ASS!
You gotta hack teh gibbson if you are anything like a 1337 hax0r.
Wands don't kill people. Jason Frost kills people.
John Freeman in Half Life Full Life Consequences, particularly as a result of the Djy's machinima adaptation of Free Man, which shows him pile driving a train, among other feats. In the climax of Free Man, he keeps killing Combines despite being shot with rockets and stabbed, (using his "bear hands" because bullets aren't fast enough).
In Stray, Big Boss is a Memetic Badass to the rest of FOXHOUND. Of course, he is a formidable warrior, but the rumors about his missing eye alone get into mythic territory.
According to Wolf, it had been given as down payment to a demon in exchange for invincibility in battle, and the day it came back for the other was the day he would die.

Some Warhammer 40000 fans make Commissar Yarrick out to be the series' answer to Chuck Norris. Two of their claims:

The God-Emperor of Mankind is merely warming Yarrick's seat.
The Tyranid extra-galactic Horde Of Alien Locusts encroaching on human-controlled space was a set of splinter groups fleeing from Yarrick's own extra-galactic adventuring, which had previously destroyed the majority of their forces. Or, should they say, "fleeing".
- Within the W40K 'verse itself, we also have Commissar Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, whose reputation for heroism has grown to the point that one Imperial cult has actually proclaimed him "a physical manifestation of the God-Emperor's Will". Of course, because Cain is an Accidental Hero who is actually a Dirty Coward, the whole thing is played for laughs.
- The OotS forum is attempting to turn Eldrad Ulthran into the man who caused everything in the universe, along the lines of "God created Earth, Chuck Norris created God, Rick Wakeman composed Chuck Norris, and Eldrad Ulthran gave Rick piano lessons."
  - Sounds more like a memetic dick to me.
- Because there isn't a memetic niceguy trope, Kharn is one heck of a guy.
  - And he's the new Commissar, after all.
- And we can't forget the Tactical Genius of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
  - The speed with which this meme has infiltrated the fandom is quite astonishing. It would have taken some sort of tactical genius t- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Bliss Stage: Keenan Caine once got his Anchor pregnant just by kissing her.
Exalted's Michael Goodwin, aka Nephilpal, is the true designer of the system, who died in the First Age but will return to save us all from crappy quality control.
- Also from Exalted: the Mirror Flag. The greatest liar in Creation. She canonically rewrote her own history because it wasn't epic enough for her. Less canonically, everyone in Creation is the Mirror Flag in disguise and doesn't know it.
Steve Kenson rolls twenties.
Doctor Kromm, the line editor of GURPS, has a cult following.
Many, many people in Legend Of The Five Rings, but the greatest of them is Toku. Following his elevation to memetic baddass-hood, he was elevated by the tournament wins (which determine storyline in L5R) to canon badass. Originally a peasant acting as a samurai, Toku ended up becoming a recognized samurai, hero of two wars, captain of the Imperial Guard, founder of his own clan, Empire-renowned legal and moral authority, and, posthumously, a god. All of this because people thought a free, unaligned character designed to be fed to demons was pretty funny.

Revan from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, who turned the Republic, a defeated, demoralized mess, into a force powerful enough to defeat the Mandalorians, orchestrated galactic scale battles, manipulated the fate of civilizations and defeated the most powerful warriors of his time in single combat, including Mandalore, Yusanis (Echani general) and countless of Jedi and Jedi Masters. As Canderous put it, "That's the problem with you Jedi. Always chanting about peace and control, never up for a good fight. Well, except for Revan, I guess." As for how strong Revan was in the Force... "Revan was power. It was like staring into the heart of the Force. Even then, you could see the Jedi he would slay etched on his soul." This coming from a fallen Jedi who took out three Jedi Masters herself in one hit. Add to that Revan's fall wasn't a fall at all, nor was turning on the Republic meant to destroy it. They were conscious decisions to save the Republic and thus the galaxy from an even bigger threat in the Unknown Regions. Even the Dark Side couldn't twist Revan's will.
Nintendo's very hardware is virtually indestructible, as it is made of Nintendium, which is harder than diamond. ^*
^{One example: a Gameboy that went missing for a week, turned up in the oil pan of the family car, and still worked after it was wiped off. Or an N64 that survived an earthquake... while playing Quake. Or when someone left their Pokemon cartridge in their pants pocket when they put it in the laundry and playing it the very next day.}
^**
^{But still not as hard as DragonForce.}
- The most famous is the Gameboy that was found in a bombed out barrack.
- Back in the Game Boy Color days, their idea of quality assurance actually involved taking the machines to the roof of a three-story building and chucking them off.
- The X-Box and Playstation 3 are so large, they are visible from orbit and warp gravity around their frames.
Oddly enough, thanks to a certain song, Airman has been elevated to Memetic Badass. It is completely undeserved, of course. Strangely enough, someone made a Mega Man like game with Hatsune Miku as a main character. The final boss is Airman in it, and he's actually HARD.
- There's no surprise in that one. Airman is That One Boss.
Not even driving simulators are safe from Memetic Badassery. In Forza Motorsport 2 (and Forza Motorsport 3), the AI Driver M. Rossi has been elevated to this status (although "Memetic Bastard" would be a better way of putting it for him).
F-Zero's Captain Falcon, amongst Nintendo fans. To be more specific, his Falcon Punch is said to match Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, thanks to a YouTube video of a clip from the anime adaptation F-Zero: Falcon Densetsu that makes it look like it creates an explosion that can be seen from outside the galaxy.
- Arguably justified in the first Super Smash Bros., since Captain Falcon was one of if not the most dominating characters in the game, and in the right hands could be absolutely devastating against any other character, or even multiple characters at once. So much so that he was greatly de-powered in the sequels, reducing him to merely a formidable opponent.
  - Not quite; Falcon was strong but community consensus is that Pikachu, Kirby, and Ness are more effective. However, Falcon's memetic badassery is known to rub off on the players that use him. In particular, Isai has filled that role in the Melee scene.
  - Isai is too good.◊
- Nuclear physicists around the world have based their entire research procedure◊ on the Falcon Punch. How badass is it? Too badass for a physical manifestation to not blow itself up repeatedly.
Wolf O'Donnell can't let you do that!
Jeff Andonuts has a cult following (a cult following within a cult following?) like this. The most famous example being found here◊. Mature content warning.
- You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's attack!
- Also, Flint from Mother 3. Probably because he looks like this guy.
According to a disturbing number of Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney fans, Damon Gant can and will rape anything. Others prefer to think of him as a more traditional Memetic Badass. That, and his stare will ravage your soul.
- The same sort of popularity has been applied to Manfred von Karma, Edgeworth's Control Freak mentor. Do not let him get within a foot of a taser.
- At the other end of the spectrum, a group of members from the Court Records forum has elevated Klavier Gavin to the status of a rock/sex god, complete with commandments. Said commandments (numbering 55 as of this edit) include paying to see Klavier shower and losing one's virginity simply by looking at him.
- More recently, there has been a push towards Luke Atmey getting this treatment. To wit, he is able to stop Manfred von Karma's soul-devouring gaze by hurling his Ace Detective badge directly into the prosecutor's face.
Under no circumstances should anyone entertain the notion of pursuing Lu Bu.
Blue Steel, an otherwise minor NPC hero character in City Of Heroes, has been used for so many offscreen Deus Ex Machina conclusions to superhero capture in villainous story arcs that he has gained a game-specific list of Chuck Norris-esque alleged accomplishments. It is even lampshaded by another NPC.
- He is also one of the very few NPC heroes that you are never given the chance to fight in the game, so there is no telling just how tough he really is.
  - But with the new Shield Defence powerset added in the last update, we might get to see him in action (read: kick his ass) after all!
Star Wars fans have, in addition to Mace Windu as played by the aforementioned Samuel L Jackson, Kyle Katarn. There was No Endor Holocaust because Katarn said so. The shockwaves from the explosion of the second Death Star knew to not screw with him.
- A joke idle animation showing him shaving with his saber elevated Kyle Katarn's beard to it's own, independent status as the toughest material in existence.
  - But behind Kyle Katarn's beard, there isn't a chin. It's just another pistol.
- When Kyle Katarn does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes Nar Shaddaa down.
  - No! He pushes Nar Shadaa up, because that's the way HE defined gravity!
TV Tropes's own Grand Unifying Guesses page makes Altaïr of Assassins Creed into the biggest Kill-Stealer in history.
World Of Warcraft: High Overlord Saurfang, an NPC on the Horde side, characterized by his glowing equipment, ridiculously high critical attacks, and Badass Boast, is a target of this, to the extent that a massive list of Saurfang Facts exists. "Area-effect target caps were implemented after Saurfang used Cleave on Stormwind and it shattered Draenor."
- Amusingly, Word Of God apparently approved of this, and Saurfang is now a bona-fide Bad Ass as exhibited by his actions in Northrend. Among other items he's storywise now the boss of the players and shows up to save them from time to time. In the upcoming civil war, popular support is on his side versus the actual other factions that exist.
- Also, Hogger.
- At the same time the Saurfang fad was really hitting its stride, the Alliance attempted to elevate Bolvar Fordragon to a similar memetic position. It never quite caught on.
  - Its now being attempted on Genn Greymane, whose hatred of the orcs was so fierce that he actually left the Alliance because they weren't being cruel enough to them.
  - Note that the Alliance was putting orcs in concentration camps at the time...
- The Devilsaurs of Un'goro Crater also count, as any players who have suffered through their stealth Ninja attacks while leveling in that zone can attest. Seriously, a 50-foot tall dinosaur should not be able to sneak up on you like that!
  - Fel Reaver, otherwise known as Mister Squishyfeet and The Outlands Welcoming Committee. The roaring sound it makes when it gets close to you is not a warning, but a taunt.
  - Mor'ladim was the original. A level 35 elite with more HP than most level 60s, wandering around a level 25-30 questing area. He was silent and deadly.
  - Yes, but in Hellfire Peninsula, the Horde and Alliance resistance could tell that the Fel Reaver coming by the extremely loud footsteps, and managed to fight it with relatively few casualties. The very next day, a Devilsaur stealthed through the Dark portal, and wiped out every Ally and Horde in the region.
  - Gentlemen, behold! I have turned the Fel Reaver into a bear!◊
- Algalon The Observer in the Hard Mode of Ulduar. His JOB is to assess Azeroth and determine whether the Titans need to hit the planetary "reset button". Two of his attacks are called "Black Hole Explosion" and "Big Bang". In a topic on the forums about Hard Mode, this is what a LEAD WORLD DESIGNER said:
  Hard mode rewards will be the best in the game.
  With that said, I want to be sure that everyone understands: Hard mode is hard. Some hard modes are harder than others. Then there's Algalon the Raid Destroyer. He feeds off of your tears.
Sanger Zonvolt and Elzam von Branstein/Ratsel Feinschmecker of the Super Robot Wars games. The latter is for much the same reason as Char Aznable, with the added bonus of his theme song overwriting all others. The former is said to be able to cut ANYTHING, and may have a bit more truth to the claim, due to breaking open the roof of an underground fortress designed to withstand an alien apocalypse, from the outside, while fighting his alternate-universe cyborg self in some sort of Chuck Norris joke Gone Horribly Wrong.
- Ware zankantou ni tatenou mono nashi! ^*
  ^{There is nothing my zankantou cannot cut!}
A Word Of God-approved version of this is Master Chief in Halo. In the original games, Master Chief was relatively slow and weak (at least compared to FPS heroes like the Doom guy, who can run at 60mph while carrying a metric tonne of equipment and can soak up hundreds of bullet hits before dying), with only his regenerating energy shield allowing the player to make it through a level long after the standard allied Mooks have all perished. In the novels based on the Halo universe, Master Chief and all his fellow SPARTANs have been drastically upgraded to Space Marine level Super Soldiers who see in bullet-time, can punch out Powered Armor while naked, can run at vehicular highway speeds, can flip armored jeeps over with their hands, and can soak bucketloads of small-arms fire without much concern.
- His Memetic Badassness has carried over to fansites as well, as eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
- If you want to go strictly by game mechanics, then his standard allied Mooks have energy shields too. And flip tanks without touching them.
- And some of that power increase is formalized into Halo 3, where Master Chief is now superhumanly athletic — able to outrun or outjump the friendly NPCs by quite a wide margin — and is strong enough to tear turrets from their moorings and carry them around with him.
- Sgt. Johnson has more or less the same amount Memetic Badass as the Chief. Same could be argued for the other Spartans Fred, and Linda. But this is controversial for some lame reason.
  - Sgt. Johnson is so badass, he even has laser eyes.
Admiral Dane from Metroid Prime 3. Impressive, since he shares a universe with a woman that has (to date) blown up three planets, one which was a sentient parasite, and caused the near extinction of at least two major-threat species.
- Samus Aran needs no fandom to exaggerate her badassery. She is the intergalactic Queen of Badass.
  - In 'verse, too. Some characters talk about her like some kind of war goddess, while others can't believe the stories (they're wrong).
- Besides, Dane's too manly to wear a helmet or filtration system while landing on the Space Pirate Homeworld to order Samus around. Note that no pirates have the balls to even try to snipe him during the briefing.
  - That, and he does so on a planet ravaged by rain so acidic that even Samus has to use a special widget to survive. What does he use as an umbrella? His own personal flagship.
Segata Sanshiro, the "mascot" for the Sega Saturn, though he was portrayed this way in the ads even before the Internet got to them. Really, how else can you describe a man who threw one person into another, causing both to explode?! The fact that he's played by Kamen Rider 1's actor just adds to the badassery.
- It took a nuke aimed at SEGA HQ to get him off the planet. He wasn't affected by the vacuum of space, and the explosion ~~gave him an awesome sendoff~~ tossed him to another galaxy where he's too busy introducing the natives to the Saturn to come back to Earth.
  - He resurfaced briefly in 2008 in person, advertising the Rambo game of the fourth film, with a much younger girl by his side.
- Let's face it. Segata is the Katanas Are Just Better version of Chuck Norris.
  - Segata Sanshiro isn't Japan's Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is America's Segata Sanshiro.
Gaenor, from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind has recently become a Memetic Badass among the community, as seen here.
In the Dwarf Fortress forums, Captain Ironblood from Nist Akath (A Community Fortress, which is kinda-sorta-not-really a fanfiction).
- Also, the Elven king of dwarves Cacame surfs zombie wyverns into battle, fights carp and wins.
  - And as a merely "Competent" Hammerman, he made mincemeat of a dragon. No, seriously.
Gilgamesh in Final Fantasy V. An entertaining, Affably Evil Dragon at best? Not to his fans! He's the ultimate Badass of the FF series, and nobody should dare suggest he's a cowardly boastful goofball who brags about his abilities and flees at the drop of a hat.
- It's his theme song.
  - And the fact that he's pretty much the only character to show up in more than one FF (all the other cameos are just alternate iterations).
  - Gilgamesh exists outside of time. Chaos only got a foothold because Gilgamesh has a sense of direction rivalling that of Dan Hibiki.
Jecht, originally from Final Fantasy X, has achieved this thanks to Dissidia: Final Fantasy, and has earned the Fan Nickname "Captain Jecht". The nickname only makes more sense when you think that he has his own version of the Falcon Punch - one of his HP attacks is an exploding punch. Also, in a cutscene where he slams his son Tidus halfway across the arena with a single blow, and takes a sword slash to the chest and literally shrugs it off.
People shouldn't have been surprised that Link, Cloud, and Snake lost the way they did during The Great GameFAQs Character Battle of 2007. After all, the L-Block is shaped like a boot to kick your ass!
Devil May Cry's Dante. Badass mutha 101. Wrote the book "My Life As A Badass With A Cool Jacket". Invented the line, "I'm too cool for stairs!"
Simon Belmont, who can cause Galamoth to run away like a wuss. He once appeared on the cover of Nintendo Power magazine, waving around the severed head of Dracula.
- This thread on the GameFAQs Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles board started off as a questioning of why Richter Belmont is so "average." Eventually, it turned into a pages-long thread about Richter's awesomeness that would go on to hit the capacity of 500 posts.
- Julius Belmont gained this status for being an old geezer who still kicks all kinds of ass. He got his own set of jokes, though they were nothing more than transplanted Chuck Norris jokes.
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn has a faceless, nameless NPC that the fandom calls the 3-13 Archer. Has been called the best character in the game. Has had fanfics devoted to him. Is known for having had entire strategies revolving around him.
- Statistically, he is considerably worse than your player characters, being only midway through his second tier, with average stats at best for said tier. This does not explain how he manages to instantly kill a tiger laguz every turn whilst taking no damage. It is the great mystery of Radiant Dawn.
- Fire Emblem 7 has Glass, a level 3 mercenary, who gives us the famous quote "I am Glass! The gods fear my name!", as well as Batta, a level 2 brigand, with the quote "You think you can stand up to Batta the Beast?"
- There's also Gheb, from Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. He's very unattractive and makes not-so-subtle advances to Amelia, and has had the game in which he appeared HACKED TO STAR HIM.
- Not to mention pretty much every Swordmaster in the entire series, many tend to overlap with Memetic Sex God.
Homeworld's Salvage Corvette (really).
There was a green-armoured Redshirt who appeared in the first stage of Mega Man X 2 and exploded in the game's opening. Nevertheless, the Green Biker Dude, as he became nicknamed, has gained something of a reputation.
- Pull a wheelie and die, GBD! For Everlasting Peace!
NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED.
- I have a Steam friend by the name of Chicago Ted. When I met him, he mentioned something about getting bored of Left 4 Dead...
- Search urbandictionary for Chicago Ted. Go on, We'll wait.
Isaac Clarke: curb stomping legions of alien zombies and cutting up Cosmic Horrors with his mighty power tool is all part of the job (also to save his girlfriend).
Kratos, Villain Protagonist of the God Of War series. Given that he fought his way out of Hell on three separate occasions, and killed the Three Fates, even after they decided he wouldn't, it's entirely justified.
- Pit, Kid Icarus himself, did it seventeen years before him, though.
  - Pit did it once, and his hell was a bit more family friendly than any time Kratos saw it. Also, Pit defeated Medusa using three sacred relics. Kratos ripped her head off and used it as a weapon... while it was still alive.
  - That's Kratos's response to anything immortal when he doesn't have an ultimate weapon handy. So far, he did it to Medusa, Eurayle, and according to the demo, Helios.
- Listing everything badass Kratos did would be a category in and of itself. Hell, he can even score instant threesomes.
Duke Nukem. Heck, his character is supposed to be seen as a Memetic Badass.
- Or a parody of one. Either way, he's still more than capable of doing awesome things.
Gaia Online has, in its 'casual' MMO zOMG, the Bonus Boss Landshark. Players roughly describe it as "what would happen if Chuck Norris used a CL 10 Shark Attack ring at RR 4".
M. Bison from Street Fighter. So awesome and evil that he has done a lot of evil, Badass stunts, only to forget them, because for him... it was Tuesday. A role model for everyone who wants to, you guessed it, Take Over The World.
- "OF COURSE!!!"
  - "YES! YES!"
  - "DELICIOUS!"
According to TV Tropes, Kirby: he will destroy entire armies for a piece of cake and regularly kill Eldritch Abominations. Do not fuck with Kirby, for he is hardcore (IN AMERICA!)
- Forget America, Kirby's a memetic badass everywhere. His punch... can split a planet in half! His resolve... trumps everything. His appetite and mouth... even God himself fear. Even in the anime when Dedede was inhaled by Kirby (temporarilly, apparently) he saw the universe. Don't be fooled by his cute little face and little round, pink body... Kirby is the walking apocalypse.
  - The cake is a lie because Kirby ate it first.
- The Wild Mass Guessing page for Warhammer 40000 states that the Tyranids, an intergalactic Horde Of Alien Locusts that eat planets to their metaphorical bone and outnumber the stars, are running from Kirby. And it makes perfect sense.
- For that matter, many have described the Waddle Dee from Kirby Super Star's Arena as the most powerful boss in the entire game, in spite of the fact that his sole distinguishing trait is an unusually large amount of health for a Waddle Dee (though Kirby can still inhale him).
  - The DS remake gave Waddle Dee a bandana and made him a secondary character in one of the storylines. FEAR THE BANDANA DEE!
- What about Sailor Dee? He went down with the ship like a MAN!
- Let's not forget the big guy himself, King Dedede; aka the hero of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. The mere fact he has the balls to fight the pink destroyer of the universe is certainly enough, but this cunning penguin apparently outplanned everyone, even the likes of Ganondorf and an interdimensional being, in order to save the greater world all in a scenerio where nobody talks. In Kirby's Adventure as well, he's the REAL hero while you, Kirby, have ironically shown your true colors as the greatest villain the universe has ever seen. To go up against Kirby man... that's gutsy. If you don't agree well... then you can have...
On GameFAQs, it seems Captain MacMillan of Call of Duty 4 and Sergeant Reznov of Call of Duty: World at War are Memetic Badasses, the former despite being present for two missions, spending half the second one with a leg injury. Captain Price in all his porn-stache glory isn't one.
- Captain Price isn't a Memetic Badass, he's a canonical Badass. As for MacMillan, spending half of the mission with a leg injury just makes it more badass that he still lays down covering fire for you.
  - The same goes for Reznov, seeing as he not only survived and fought his hardest all the way from Stalingrad to Berlin, but did it with half a trigger finger. All of his deliciously sadistic dialogue and his saving Petrenko (the player character) at the very end of the last mission certainly helped, too. Hell, he even has an article on Uncyclopedia that calls him the "alpha male of the human race"!
  - The same website has an article on the Red Shirt Carmine from Gears Of War. To best sum up their opinion of him, their link to a more professional version of the article is God on That Other Wiki.
Auron: Square's own Uncle Iroh with a bigass sword. He knows exactly what Xanatos has planned, killing him does nothing to stop him, he mocks the god of death, and Hercules only survived a fight with him because Auron allowed him to.
- Hades is the god of the dead, not the god of death. Doesn't make Auron any less badass, though.
The Tails Doll of Sonic R infamy was an innocuous, debatably unsettling bonus character. From there, it escalated to a Bloody Mary-like figure.
- Does Shadow count? He even had his own presidential campaign website back in 2008. (Quaker and Bowen hosted it, and have since taken it down, although the link remains on the Tails Doll site.)
Taban is the true mastermind behind everything!
Sephiroth, to the point that the exaggerations are becoming canon in spin-offs.
In the genre of sports games, there has never been, or never will be, a greater athlete than Tecmo Bowl's Bo Jackson.
- Brazilians would think that's Allejo, from International Superstar Soccer Deluxe.
SAXTON HALE, Australian CEO. If you're not satisfied with his fine line of spy articles, you can take it up with him!
- Some people think they can outsmart Heavy Weapons Guy. Maybe. Maybe. But we've yet to meet one that can outsmart ~~bullet~~ boollet.
Cirno: the Strongest of Gensokyo!
- She is also a genius.
- But can she compare to CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA?
- Bah. Neither can hold a candle to MANnosuke. Or his blazing glory of manliness.
  - Mannosuke pales before Cho-Marisa.
- Rumia, or rather EX-Rumia (without her hair ribbon).
- Everything in Gensokyo is exactly how Yukari wishes it. Even while sleeping for most of the time, everything continues to be Just As Planned. Even think of messing with her plans, and she will hurl a train at you.
Hailed by the heavens, Earth, and people, the one and only BANG SHISHIGAMI is now here!
Anti-example: Glass Joe.
Sabin. Because MOTHERFUCKER SUPLEXED A TRAIN.
- Snd is running as far as it on top of that.
- No mention of Kefka?
Emperor Palamecia is the only villanous badass to not only take over Hell, but is so badass, he can take over Heaven! Either way, you're fucked from either end of the celestial food chain.
The Kid doesn't stay dead. Besides, are you willing to argue against someone who killed a demonic dragon, a technological genius, a dream-manipulating toad, a brain capable of ending your lives without a second thought, two of the greatest warriors who ever lived, a vampire, two sacred guardians, as well as his own father?
After the game was reviewed by the Hungarian 'Bad PC Games' webseries, the AFGNCAAP of Airborne Hero became the legendary Dick Assman (not related to the gas station owner of the same name).
Certain Zelda CDi characters are subject to this in Youtube Poops. Most notable is King Harkinian. Shopkeeper Morshu is also sometimes considered as a Memetic Badass. He has rope and bombs.
- Also Gwonam, who uses SQUADALAH, DAI, and birds.
- The cuccos anyone? They are one of the most terrifying things in the Zelda universe.
Chris Redfield is so badass, he rapes 16 ton boulders and then punches them to death.
Pablo Sanchez of Backyard Baseball. If you look on youtube for the comments on any video about the best player in the game (the video makers' opinions range from Maria Luna to Nomar), there will always be comments about Pablo as a Badass, mostly because he speaks Spanish. Though he really doesn't.
Sho Minamimoto can divide by zero.
- And he will nuke you with pi.
ALEX FUCKING MERCER.
In Resistance: Fall of Man, whenever you played co-op, the second player was an unnamed African-American soldier with no relation to the plot and no spoken lines (and coincidentally the only black guy in the game). He's actually a representation of a real-life QA tester who's hard work was awarded by the game designers putting his likeness into the game. That doesn't stop some of the fans from calling him "the greatest video game character of all time", and jokingly point out how Hale is wrongfully credited for the random black dude's epic heroism.
From Fallout 3, Old Lady Palmer and Deputy Weld have both been given "badass" status by various communities.
Mr. Zurkon requires no nanotech to survive, Mr. Zurkon lives on fear!
In the Kingdom Hearts fandom, Vanitas is quickly ascending the ranks of undisputed Memetic Badassery. He's so awesomely evil and Magnificently Axe Crazy that he completely dodges the Fan Dumb title of Draco In Leather Pants, all while being admired equaly by male and female fans. Also, FEAR THE SMILE.
Red from Pokemon is definitely this. Only he can defeat a mafia, stand in a pitch dark cave, on a mountain, in the snow (with no jacket), isolated from man, and run like a ninja... and he's fourteen (eleven when he defeated Team Rocket and became champion). Cynthia also tends to be this when she isn't depicted as a Memetic Sex God.
- Just like his anime counterpart, Green from the games can be this due to his personality and the fact Gary is based off him. You usually beat him though. His new clothing◊ can also be used for this lately.
Gordon Freeman receives this treatment inside and outside of the games. By the second game he has become so legendary due to his actions in the first that the interdimensional alien empire collectively crap their pants at the mere sight of him, and La Resistance members and Vortigaunts especially are constantly in awe of him. The fandom meanwhile considers him to be an unstoppable killing machine equivalent to planet-destroying superweapons (with is techincally true). Also, the reason he never speaks is because doing so would cause peoples' heads to explode.
No mention of Weegee yet?

A piece of fan art for Narbonic made the distinctly non-Bad Ass Dave Davenport out like Bruce Willis. The non-canonical Sunday comics, which were used to have the characters show off fan art, fan fiction, and side stories, meant Dave got to directly see himself rendered as a Bad Ass, began demanding the comic change artists, and gave him a (somewhat implied, but outright mentioned once) canonical man-crush on Willis. Coincidentally, the comic's artist eventually married this fan artist. And Dave ultimately went on to become amazingly Bad Ass in a completely different, somewhat nerdy way.
O-Chul from The Order of the Stick has become one of these, along with a list of "O-Chul facts". To be fair, he did survive being tossed into a spiked tank with an acid-breathing shark in it, and (off-screen) won a staring contest against a basilisk...
- He was tied up when thrown in, broke the ropes while he was impaled on the spike, punched the teeth out of the shark, was carried out of the tank by shark bite, and had enough hit points remaining to attack the evil mastermind.
  - "O-Chul is Chuck Norris' character."
- Also "That Guy With A Halberd", a nameless Red Shirt type from the battle for Azure City who got his own fan thread in the forums as a social experiment and is rapidly growing to Memetic Badass status.
- V's Mate can beat anyone just by using a pointy stick.
- Belkar: Sexy. Shoeless. God of War.
Something Positive had this strip featuring Alan Moore that portrayed him as one of these.
In the universe of Girl Genius, the Heterodyne Boys are indubitably Memetic Badasses. In the fandom, it's probably Baron Klaus Wulfenbach. Who conquered Europe in a matter of months — uphill — both ways — in a zeppelin castle — with a lollipop-sucking baby on his back.
- Let me tell you about Airman Higgs....
- Not to mention Othar Tryggvassen, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER!
Doris, with one appearance as of this writing, has become this in the forums for Misfile.
- Only heightened by an Angel of Heavenly Vengeance saying that Doris would create a greater punishment than he would.
The Gunnerkrigg Court forums have Boxbot as sort of an anti-badass ("Boxbot's terrible"), to the point where he features heavily in Remix Comics. Similarly his "competent" counterpart, Robox, is a more classic Memetic Badass. As is Mr. Thorn (and his beard, not that they don't deserve it in this case), the previous BFS wielding Dragon Slayer/Gym Teacher.
Jane. Freakin'. Goodall.
- The Allosaurus!

An in-joke among lonelygirl15 fans is to speculate that the Purple Monkey is an immortal being responsible for every plot twist in the series.
- A long time ago, Reed and Chuck Norris made a bet. The loser was supposed to wear a ridiculous cowboy hat.
Survival of the Fittest has this in the form of V3's Bobby Jacks, who after scoring a headshot on another student while his back was turned, was named 'Bocelot' (a reference to Revolver Ocelot) by other handlers, who joked about him killing other students with triple ricochet shots, scoring headshots from halfway across the island, and even firing his gun and killing a student in V4 a year later.
- Furthermore: Nobody killed Bocelot. He just got bored.
- John Rizzolo is just your average player, except a little more cunning and a lot more sadistic. THE RIZ!, however, is so entirely badass that he creates cliffs from nowhere and drop kicks anyone he wants off of them. His Rizzlefandom on the SotF Rizwebsite has gotten to the point where Rizzlehandlers, often discussing entirely unRizrelated things, will add 'Rizzle' or 'Riz' to their words.
- On a Lesser Note, Lance Vanguard and Zack Dynamite, two rejected names for Characters in v4.
Fans of Kilplix's Left 4 Dead vids will note that Con, despite usually just lighting his team (or mainly just Kilplix) on fire, has quite the fan base and is thought the be the definition of awesomeness. In fact, Con is so awesome, he could probably kill Chuck Norris with only one Molotov.
The That Guy With The Glasses fandom (we do, in fact, exist) seems to have decided that That Dude In The Suede is a badass. And capable of bringing down Insano's reign of terror. It Makes Sense In Context.
In-Universe example: George Washington among other things invented cocaine, threw a knife into heaven (which scared God shitless), routinely killed bears with his bare hands, and possibly possessed as many as thirty penises.
During the third Desert Bus for Hope charity drive Matt Wiggins turned down an offer for $500 if he wore eyeliner. Hundreds of ridiculous accusations were made about how evil Matt was, including that he invented Desert Bus, midichlorians, and canceled Firefly. Two public access Twitter accounts carried out the meme (Things Matt Did and Things Matt Did 2). He was eventually redeemed by a) promising to watch Battlefield Earth, and b) this.
The Pokemon-themed adoptable site GPXPlus has Cloysterman, a meme spawned from an entry in the site's Pokemon dress-up contest. If it punches you, you WILL die.

An example from this can be seen in the South Park movie, where the kids say that professional ice-skater Brian Boitano won a gold medal while blind-folded, fought a grizzly bear with fire-breath, traveled into the year 3010 to save the Earth from the evil Robot King, and built the pyramids while beating up Kublai Khan.
- In case of life imitating art, Brian Boitano actually does skate to "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" on occasion.
- Do not. Fuck. With. Jesus. At least not in Colorado.
  (Jesus is talking to two Iraqis, with his hands up.)
  "Ye, look upon me and know me. My children, you should know something ... (pulls a knife out of his sleeve) ... I'm packing!
Avatar fandom gets this with two characters. Toph, who is not blind, but merely incapable of seeing anyone less awesome than she is, and Iroh, who was not pulling himself up while training in prison, he was pushing the Fire Nation down.
- Three characters, if you include the incredible paragon of manliness that is Wang Fire. Don't you even dare suggest that he is the bearded alter ego of Sokka.
  - Which is acknowledged in a mini-comic about Sokka infiltrating the Fire Nation military using that name. It ended with him pretending to be killed while taking out a waterbender and earthbender, and being remembered as a hero.
- Sokka himself often has fans exaggerate his intelligence from "competent strategist and inventor" to "rivals Ozymandias."
  - Given that he took out an entire fleet of war baloons with just two other fighters and invented both dirigibles and submersibles, one could consider him a realistic Ozymandias — capable of repeated moments of inventive and strategic genius, but still only human. Einstein didn't discover relativity every friggin' day.
  - Considering Leonardo Di Vinci only theorized this kind of thing, whereas Sokka not only came up with the concept but designed functional units, and, in the case of the submersables, put the design into practice for the first time the week they would be used for an invasion, calling him an engineering genius may be understating it.
- From a single screenshot from "The Invasion", featuring Katara with an oddly disquieting look on her face where she seems to be staring directly at the camera, there has arisen "Creepy Katara". Apparently, it is impossible to look at her for very long without being creeped out. And she is everywhere. (Not surprisingly, she's also about two turns from Memetic Molester.)
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Because no one fights like Gaston, and no one hunts like Gaston, etc.
- In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston!
- He's especially good at expectorating.
- My what a guy that Gaston!
- Lampshaded in a House of Mouse episode where they have a Running Gag of him butting in on other characters' conversations to say "No one [does what you're talking about] like Gaston!" (Actually, I think that episode might have been the inspiration for Gaston's meme.)
Dr. Robotnik and his Pingas (it's OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!).
Jenny Jones from Batman The Brave And The Bold, a girl that once callously told Red Tornado he had no feelings. This was escalated by /co/ from being a complete brat to a Creepy Child that says horrible and nihilistic personal insults to a Nigh Invulnerable Ultimate Evil which survived, among other things, being raped by Pedobear, being shot at by Kung Fu Jesus, a blast by Darkseid's Omega Sanction (which missed her because she was too small of a target), the Falcon Punch, The Power Of Love, and assault by the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, having her lines of death cut, the efforts of the entire Green Lantern core, and even a Chaos Dunk. This is because she is the daughter of the Anti-Spiral. Somewhat subverted in that, while she has complete Immortality, she never really does anything to anyone except make very cruel insults while smiling.
- And Batman is one in-universe. In "Journey To The Center Of The Bat!", when The Atom suggests they leave through Batman's tearducts, Aquaman responds, "But surely, Batman never cries!"
Optimus Prime is Robo-Jesus. And he wants YOUR FACE!
Franz Hopper never takes his glasses off, because if he did, the world would split in half.
CHARLES FUCKING OFDENSEN. You thought the "F" stood for "Foster", didn't you?

COMMISSAR CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!
DAN GREEN!!!
BRIAN BLESSED
Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!
TV Tropes eats wikis at breakfast. And its WMG actually alters both canon and reality. In a really drastic way.
- Within the wiki, The Advertisement Server is the world's greatest Deadpan Snarker. It even has its own page for celebrating its greatness.
OTHAR TRYGGVASSEN, Gentleman Adventurer!

According to hbi2k, Rex Griswold is our true overlord.
God created Earth. Chuck Norris created God. Rick Wakeman composed Chuck Norris while drunk out of his skull. His website has a number of good Rick Wakeman facts. (Got everyone in the studio to drink all day, barricaded the bathroom, then mic'd a echo chamber and got people to piss in it at the same time.)
- Of course, Don Francisco taught Rick Wakeman everything he knew...
  - And Don Francisco was created because Earth Herself was bored...
In Cardiff University, graffiti started appearing on the desks a few years ago bearing the name Dan Towers. Who he was we had no idea, but the fact he had so much graffiti in several different people handwriting lead us to add our own such as "Dan Towers stole my sandwich", "Dan Towers got me pregnant just by looking at me", "Dan Towers is watching Big Brother watching you", and "Dan Towers is the Stig." In the end they had to re-furnish the lecture theater to kill the meme.
At UMaine Farmington, there is a simple, unassuming Political Science teacher named Louis Sell. Louis Sell is a retired U.S. Diplomat who single handedly outed over 100 alleged Soviet spies (the Soviets maintain it was to neuter their basketball team). Louis Sell drove around the remains of the Soviet Union, granting political recognition to all of the successor states. Louis Sell has spent most of his life in countries that don't exist anymore. Louis Sell was once challenged to a drinking match with a member of the KGB, and won. Everything about him is larger than life. If you can think of something, Louis Sell has done it twice, in a different language.
Cockroaches. They are renowned for being the ones to inherit the Earth if said Earth's ecosystem is destroyed by a nuclear bomb. Of course, it turns out that there are insects and bacteria that are even better than cockroaches at surviving nuclear radiation (and if cockroaches were the only things to survive what would they eat?), so why deinococcus radiodurans isn't the badass instead is beyond rational comprehension.
- Crouching Bacteria Hidden Badass?
- The only reason Waterbears haven't achieved Memetic Badass status is because there is nothing they can't survive.
  - That, and they're just too damned cute to really be considered "Bad Ass". D'Awww, whoozha cute wittle indestructible microscopic animal phylum? You are! Yes you are!
Bikecat, Emperor of Japan!
Gavin Gunhold.
Bob Ross can paint anything as "happy and little", not just trees.
- Bob Ross can paint Universe. in the smallest frame.
John Cena. He can overcome any odds. EVER.
- Thanks to his particular fighting style, it can truly be said the only thing he sells is merchandise.
Michael Angelo Batio. He plays a double guitar like it's nothing and not happy with that he lifts it over his head while playing both sides with one hand in each guitar neck. Did I mention that he's still way faster than your regular guitar player while doing that?
Mantis shrimp, they can see your soul, then punch it to death...
And, from the United States Military, Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
- Correction... that's Staff Sergeant Max MOTHERFUCKING Fightmaster.

Pope John Paul II, the only man to be both pope and an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters.
John Petrucci, a time-traveling ~~guitar player, overlord,~~ God who plays guitar so fast that if you go to a Dream Theater concert and come back alive and with your face intact, then you're probably on this list too.
Hello, anyone? Bruce Lee? Unlike those guys who need "facts" to try to back up their Badass credentials, Bruce Lee needs none of those for people to recognize his awesome.
- His movies were obviously faked. There's no way he beat Chuck for real!
Depending on which you like more, Garry Kasparov or Bobby Fischer.
- Vishwanathan Anand PAWNS them both...
- Two words: Paul Morphy. In the words of his contemporary, Adolf Anderssen:
  I consider Mr. Morphy the finest chess player who ever existed. He is far superior to any now living, and would doubtless have beaten Labourdonnais himself. In all his games with me, he has not only played, in every instance, the exact move, but the most exact. He never makes a mistake; but, if his adversary commits the slightest error, he is lost.
Linus Torvalds (the creator of Linux) is a Memetic Geek/Nerd Badass. No, seriously.
The Internet has concluded some time ago that David Bowie's crotch (officially titled "The Area") has replaced Azathoth as the Center of The Universe, and encompasses all of reality. It is also the primary source of Bowie's mindblowing powers of awesome.
- It also steals your virginity merely by looking at it.
At fan conventions, there's often a man on the staff known as a "troubleshooter". This job amounts to running around the entire convention all weekend, attending to every single crazy problem that pops up. Those that do this often become Memetic Badasses in their local area/city/state/etc, and rightfully so.
Norio Wakamoto. Adding him into any production practically guarantees its success, as well as making any character he plays instantly awesome/badass who will chew the scenery up. Even a freaking cat.
Akio Otsuka, merely the voice actor for the Japanese Metal Gear Solid series. And Black Jack. And Batou. And Anavel GAAAAAAATOOOOOOOO. Not to mention dozens of dubbed movies. Look, it'd be easier just to list the voice roles he hasn't done.
- Nobuyuki Hiyama. Link? Joe Higashi?? Viral?? GUY?!? Damned if he doesn't deserve respect.
  - That's nothing. Tessho Genda is the official Japanese voice of The Terminator and Rambo. He's Mace Windu and Ben Sisko. He's Kratos and Sam Fisher. He's George Costanza and Garfield. He is BATMAN *AND* OPTIMUS PRIME. The man is Batmanius Prime.
  - He also voices frickin' Younger Toguro of Yu Yu Hakusho and the Kyuubi no Kitsune◊ from Naruto. You don't get more Bad Ass than demons as powerful as those two.
  - Also Morpheus from The Matrix, Robot in Lost In Space, Zangief in Capcom Vs SNK, Gule from Street Fighter Ex ...Here, let me just post a link to The List. The fact that he did work for Thomas The Tank Engine and Tigger in no way makes him less Bad Ass, he's just confident in his Bad Ass-ery.
Theodore Roosevelt. Woodrow Wilson said of him, "Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight," and he meant it in all seriousness.
- Never mind the military record or the big game hunting... this is a man who got shot in the chest by a would-be assassin and proceeded to give his scheduled speech anyway, occasionally waving his bloody hand around for emphasis.
  - Teddy Roosevelt once had a presidential aide who was suffering from the dread disease tuberculosis. TR organized a staring contest and STARED THE TB RIGHT OUT OF HIM.
  - How can you compare to the only president ever to knife fight a cougar?
- This article at Cracked would like to imagine that fellow president George Washington was a bulletproof Incredible Hulk, and that Andrew Jackson invented Gun Kata. And in regards to Roosevelt:
  Did we mention he had asthma growing up? He did, and after he beat asthma to death, he ate asthma's raw flesh and ran 100 straight miles off the energy it gave him.
  - Later, he went blind in one eye from boxing, so he decided to do something less dangerous and learned JUDO instead.
  - A man named Richard Lawrence approached Jackson with two pistols both of which, for some reason, misfired. ... Jackson proceeded to beat Lawrence near death with his cane until Jackson's aides pulled him off the assassin. The guns were inspected afterwards and it was discovered that they were in perfect working order ... we're pretty sure that the bullets, like everyone else, were simply scared of Jackson.
  - This video has the most accurate explanation of George Washington's badassery.
  - Andrew Jackson was also shot during a duel and the bullet was unable to be removed. A few years later, during a cabinet meeting that must have been hella boring, Jackson dug it out of his arm himself with a knife. He then mailed the bullet back to his opponent saying something along the lines of "I believe this belongs to you."
Simo Häyhä is generally considered the greatest killing machine in the history of the human race. The scary part is that this is entirely justified. He's estimated to have killed over an average of 7 Russian soldiers every day for almost one hundred days until he was shot in the face by a high-powered rifle in the last week of the war. Simo Häyhä survived because he's Simo Häyhä. The reason Finland lost in their second war with Russia? Häyhä didn't fight in it.
- Also, his retirement consisted of killing moose. Yes. That was after his face had been ripped apart by a sniper's bullet.
  - An EXPLODING sniper bullet, as stated by some sources.
  - Said bullet actually killed him. For a week. He woke up on the day the Russians surrendered.
  - Other way 'round. The Russians surrendered the day he woke up.
  - Note that 500 of those were with a rifle, at long range, with only the iron sights, in a snowy tree. The other 200 were via SMG.
- He also put the fear of winter into the Russians. Those same guys who put the fear of winter into everybody else.
- The Russians nicknamed him The White Death. They just couldn't kill this guy, no matter how hard they tried. Normal soldiers sent after him? Dead. Anti-sniper-snipers? Dead. The freaking artillery strikes they called in to carpet bomb the area they thought he was in? It tore up his coat AND THEN HE KILLED THE ARTILLERY STRIKE.
Related: Field Marshal Carl Gustaf Mannerheim, the commander-in-chief of Finland's military. He started with a long and highly-successful career in the Russian Army. At the very beginning of Finland's independence, he was its regent during the period when they weren't sure whether to be a monarchy or democracy, and some people actually wanted to make him king. Between the wars, he hunted man-eating tigers in India, and refused an offer to make him dictator of Finland. He fought three wars in six years — two against the USSR, one against Germany. And then he became President, and talked the Soviets out of taking over Finland even though Finland had just lost the war. Finland's flag day is his birthday, and its highest medal is the Mannerheim Cross.
Also on the WW 2 front, Otto Skorzeny, due less to his real life accomplishments, standard military Badass Normal though they may be, and more to embellishments using comic book and movie portrayals as being equally historically accurate, on Norris-y themed history threads. The scars certainly didn't hurt the manliness factor none. On the strategic side, Manstein and Patton also receive this treatment, while Russians are depicted as wishing to be this, but also fearing Stalin's reputed paranoia and deciding costly Pyrrhic Victory and near-failure is a better option than being assassinated for appearing more competent than the Iron Man of Russia.
Strangely, America's chief badass Audie Murphy gets little recognition in these sorts of contests, likely due to the fact he had nothing to promote, and felt no moral obligation to uphold his achievements like Lindburgh, preferring to fade away once the requisite movie was over and done with.
- He's not well known as a Bad Ass because he was so much of a Bad Ass that you can't make jokes about him, because anything you could think of as a joke, he really did. And then he'd punch you in the nuts with a burning tank. Seriously, just go read his entry on The Other Wiki, the guy is a real-life Wolverine.
- Hollywood made a biopic of Murphy after his time served, in which he played himself. Some of the events had to be taken out or toned down in the movie because he thought nobody would believe it really happened that way. Then it became the most profitable movie until Jaws came out.
- What gets me is his method of dealing with drug addiction; during the 60's, he used Placidyl to deal with his PTSD. When he realized he'd become addicted to the pills, he didn't go to rehab, he didn't use more, he locked himself in a motel room and went cold turkey for a week.
Samuel L. MOTHERFUCKING Jackson.
"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"
- Then again, the man saying that isn't exactly known for accuracy... "And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used used his fightmoney to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that on, whenever there's a bunch of animals together in one place IT'S CALLED A TZU!
  - ...UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
In A World .... where movie studios .... spend hundreds of millions on special effects .... but forty-five cents on a script .... one man .... must generate hype .... and keep the viewers coming back .... He was.... Don LaFontaine .
Duct tape. Yeah, duct tape. What can it not do?! If duct tape didn't exist, the world would have fallen apart already. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
- Don't forget duct tape's greatest advocate: Red Green. It's the handyman's secret weapon.
- Let us not forget the yang to duct tape's yin: WD-40. All things can be fixed with either duct tape or WD-40; if it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape; if it doesn't move and it should, WD-40.
- In answer to the rhetorical question, the one thing duct tape can't do is fix ducts.
Yoshiyuki Tomino. For a Real Life person to be chosen as illustration of Kill Em All trope... is really something.
Should World War 3 happen, and the world be engulfed in nuclear fire, only two living things would remain in the aftermath: cockroaches, and Keith Richards.
- Then again, he survived the meteors, the Ice Age, the Black Death...
- No Cher or Joan "I Can't Feel My Face!" Rivers?
Unlike Optimus Prime below, Jesus never blasted Roman soldiers with an ion rifle or demonstrated an ability to turn into an awesome truck... but he totally ''could'' have if he wanted to.
- He did kick the shit out of the Greco-Roman pantheon though◊.
- And he fights vampires with kung fu.
- And he pwns kids at sports.
Indians are the very incarnations of awesomeness.
A normal, everyday pilot and aviation safety expert is so cool under pressure, he lands an Airbus A320 with 155 passengers aboard in the Hudson River in such a manner that emergency teams were able to save every single person on the plane. The Internet, unfortunately, has yet to give Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger III a list of Chuck Norris-esque facts. He's receiving plenty of attention in national media, though, and has plenty of Facebook fan clubs. It's only a matter of time.
- The Internet bows its head in shame; nothing we can ever make up will be as awesome as what he already did.
  - Well, he can always decide to be an astronaut...
Oscar Wilde, at least on Uncyclopedia.
- Uncyclopedia also reports that Steve Ballmer wants to FUCKING KILL nearly everything. He is now the leading cause of death in the United States.
By all accounts, Charles Lindbergh suffered through the 1920s version of this after his 1927 solo flight from New York to Paris. Facing cheering crowds and nosy reporters wherever he went, Lindbergh became more and more withdrawn, despite using his fame to promote commercial aviation.
US Congressman and Frontiersman David "Davey" Crockett in his own time as well as today. Famed for doing any number of things, including catching, killing and skinning a bear at the age of three.
- And going to space.
Ernest Hemmingway is the greatest explorer that ever lived.
Gackt; he does not feel the fiyah. The fiyah feels Gackt. No, seriously. This is a man who has, at most 10% body fat, although its usually closer to 7%. He runs on two to three hours of sleep a night, trains several hours a day, and can pull his legs apart more than 180 degrees. Has a dojo in his house, has played the most badass warlord ever (Uesugi Kenshin), is the inspiration for countless anime and manga characters, and his image or name is found in at least six games. He is actually a vampire, who can walk around in the daytime because the Sun is scared shitless of him.
- Gackt vs Demon Kogure. Will the universe survive to see the winner, or will it be Superboy Prime all over again?
  - Yoshiki is better than Gackt. More musical talent by far, plays pretty much any instrument known to man (including once being able to hit over 800bpm on drums), programs music, has survived the deaths of family members and friends alike, has played through major illness and injury, is coming back to the stage after having had surgery on his neck.... and still looks good in a wedding dress. Oh and he's bigger there too.
Velociraptors were small, probably somewhat intelligent carnivorous dinosaurs from Mongolia that would seem unremarkable compared to their larger cousins. However, largely due to Jurassic Park labeling its oversized, hyperintelligent killing machines "Velociraptor" due to a naming mistake (and the Ruleof Cool) and to a lesser extent, a Running Gag in xkcd, has firmly established them on the same level as the Zombie Apocalypse in terms of things to be feared.
- Of course, there's also the fact that when your garden-variety fascist enforcer can't find a T-rex to ride, they'll default to these bad boys, as opposed to heroic characters who favour large jungle cats (He-Man, the Norsemen with Japanese samurai voices in Thundercats, Siegfried and Roy, to name a few).
In academic circles, Slavoj Zizek. He lives on a giant whiteboard in the centre of time and space.
Dan Green's voice.
- For that matter, George Zimmer's 50-pack-a-day voice and confident look inspired a whole series of paragraphs written in the first person (usually in all caps) mostly emphasizing his... uh... virility. Every single one of them, like his ads, end in the phrase "I guarantee it."
Oddly enough, the General Motors EMD F40PH◊ locomotive has reached this status by force of being posted by furry bashers as a "furry killer". Case in point: a supersonic F40PH◊.
Morgan Freeman has reached the status of Memetic Father Figure via his soothing voice and frequent casting as God. The latter has also sparked people simply referring to him as God.
Sgt. Alvin York: They had the whole thing with clucking like a turkey in the Gary Cooper movie because people wouldn't have even believed the real version. The man stood up in the middle of the forest while a machine gunners nest was shooting at him and tearing up EVERYTHING BUT HIM. He ultimately captured over 80 Germans almost single handedly.
Nikolai Tesla. He invented alternating current and had some crazy ideas rattling around his head. He's since become a stock figure for producing insanely advanced mad science in period pieces.
- It has been said that Nikolai Tesla was either a time traveller sent from the future to give primitive man the gift of electricity, or an angelic being from the planet Venus sent to Earth to reveal scientific knowledge to humanity.
In Soviet Russia, wheat harvests YOU!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Aron Ralston. The man spent five days with his arm crushed under a boulder, which he spent slowly using up his water and eventually resorted to drinking his own urine. But just when he was ready to die, Ralston in his brilliantly delirious mind decided to sever his own arm to escape from the boulder... using a dull knife... that came free with a flashlight he bought. I won't go into the details of the process, but eventually Ralston seperated from his already dead arm and then had to rappel down a 65-foot sheer wall, then hike out of the canyon in the unbearably hot sun. Since then he has become known as such a badass that Stanford University invented the "The Aron Ralston MAN GAME."
- And to top it off, he went back to mountain climbing after he had his missing hand replaced with a fucking climbing axe. He plans to climb Mount Everest in 2010.
I was sad to find that Billy Mays had not yet been added to this list. The man was truly a hero. His blue collared work shirt became legend.
- Can anyone elaborate on this? Any specifically amazing things he did?
  - Uh, he cleaned shirts. Like, cleaned them so good, you couldn't tell they were stained. And he gave us amazing glue and hooks and other sort of cleaning supplies. You may think badass is about the kung fu and kicking of asses, but sometimes it's about having an awesome, clean, functional house. Betcha you can't hang a bowling ball from your coat rack. Billy Mays could have.
  - But I'm not done yet! You can also watch this Youtube video absolutely free!
Courtesy of Weird Al: Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour De France with two flat tires and a missin' chain...
- Giddyup, Gene!
- I've seen the man unhinge his jaw and swallow a Volkswagen whole.
- Not to mention according to that video he's apparently even defeated Chuck Norris and took his head.
- Notice that the song almost seemingly goes out of its way to avoid bringing up Brett Somers. I tell you, she was his Kryptonite.
Guan Yu, from China's Three Kingdoms period, known for such feats of awesomeness that he was deified as the God of War and Brotherhood, and worshipped to this day. Making this trope Older Than Steam.
Jonathan Coulton's song Kenesaw Mountain Landis is about the man who saved baseball. According to Coulton, he was 17 feet tall and had 150 wives. He also shot a cheating player's finger off with a rifle from a blimp.
Thanks to his "performance" at the VMA, Kanye West has become a Memetic Interrupter.
Judging by his long entry on the Genius Cripple page, Steven Hawking probably counts as one of these.
President Abraham Lincoln:
"My experience with Abraham Lincoln is that he is unstoppable".
Red Mage, Twinkin' Out With Red Mage
- He's also gone Super Saiyan.
For connoisseurs of late '70s and 1980s Hong Kong action cinema, Hwang Jang Lee is held in almost universal fear and awe. The fact that he literally killed a challenger with one kick during his days in the South Korean army may have something to do with it. (That Hwang acted in pure self defense, and killed the man unintentionally, does absolutely nothing to diminish this.)
- It being unintentional makes it even better. One can only imagine what would have happened if it was intentional.
Mike Rowe.
The U.S. Navy SEALs.
- Do you have what it takes?◊
- No. You don't.
- John Stewart gives us a computer simulation of the Navy's recent rescue of the hostages, and the SEALs precision deployment of triple-simultaneous DEATH onto some pirate skulls.
General Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck. Quoting The Other Wiki: German colonial officer, East Africa. Remained undefeated right through the Great War, while being outmanned, outgunned, and cut off from Germany and resupply. Appointed black officers. Has been referred to as leading the single greatest guerilla operation in modern history. Was offered an ambassadorship to Great Britain by Hitler, but refused (seemingly out of a dislike of Hitler). Impressed his Great War foes enough that he got sent food packages by some of them after WW 2.
Kathy Bates. Her reputation for being "difficult" is legendary, but it somehow hasn't hurt her film career.
According to Nico Nico Douga, Ichiro Suzuki accidentally destroyed the Earth during one match.
French-Canadian lumberjack Joseph Montferrand (1802-1864), known in English as "Big Joe Mufferaw", is a legend in the Ottawa Valley for his strength and skill. (The court house in Gatineau, Quebec, is named after him.) Two verifiable stories are that he knocked out the boxing champion of Canada with one blow in a fight and that one night he single-handedly beat up as many as 150 Irishmen who ambushed him on the Chaudières bridge. Subsequent stories (and a song by Stompin' Tom Connors) attribute such feats as putting out a forest fire between Arnprior and Renfrew while in Smiths' Falls (38 miles away) by spitting at it, and driving a log raft down the rapids-strewn Ottawa River from Mattawa to Ottawa (a distance of over 250 miles) in a single day.
John Smeaton, Glasgow airport baggage handler, who, when the airport was attacked by Muslim terrorists, kicked one of them in the groin so hard that he sprained his own foot. Even better, he didn't allow the fact that the man was, at the time, ON FIRE slow him down. When asked by TV news if he had a message for the terrorists, he said "This is Glasgow; we'll set aboot ye."
- Apparently there are ways around the law that "ninjas can't get you when you're on fire".
- Adam Hills used this to sum up why Scotland in general should never be a terrorist target: "How tough do you have to be to watch a car plough into the side of a building, on fire, a guy gets out in flames and runs across the terminal - and you go "Fuckin' watch this!"
- Alex McIlveen, who gave us this inspired headline◊.
At least amongst their own little cult, Playful Hackers phoenix and silveromega have recieved this treatment. Whenever a major incident in computer security happened, a common response amongst ex-Unionists is to say "It was The Silv, for shits and giggles." Phoenix, the more charismatic "white hat", is normally thought of to be a combination of people; whenever someone does something sufficiently awesome (in computer programming), one common explanation is "He's secretly phoenix" or "She's secretly phoenix".
- The new Unionist leader zzmc btz and his/her Lancer, c7dba65169f7ad 1460ec53034e1bc883, get a bit of both. (As for the Genius Bonus: c7dba's username is an MD 5 hash)
Hiroshi Fujioka is in his 60's, still in top physical form, was Ichigo, Segata Sanshiro, and is head of the UFDA. He has many times stated that he'd gladly be any of these people again. He also has an asteroid named after him. What truly badasses it is that he puts a comma at the end of his name to remind himself that he could still do more.
U.S. Marines-Over 260 U.S. Marines have received the medal of honor for crazy shit like throwing themselves on top of grenades to save their buddies or charging a machine gun nest with bayonets...and winning before dieing.
- Two of them (Daniel Daly), (Smedley Butler) received it twice and survived both times. The Marines also impressed the Germans in WWI to the point the German Army considered them Elite Grade Storm Troopers.
- The most bad ass Marine of all time is Chesty Puller Chesty Puller. When the Marines were surrounded in Chosin Reservoir, he was glad they had found the enemy and were surrounded. It made it easier for him to get them. He also led the most bad ass division of the Marine Corps, the 1st Marine Division.
You cannot defeat or tie the IDF. You can only hope they're in a merciful mood.

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