Film: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
The Power of Christ impales you!
A delightfully schlock-filled B-movie from Canada, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
is pretty much exactly what it sounds like it would be about
- Jesus Christ
has returned, and he's fighting vampires.
Okay, a little more explanation, because we care.
For reasons unknown to anyone in the Catholic Church, there have been a rash of attacks on lesbians by vampires, and to make matters worse, they're now immune to sunlight (the vampires, not the lesbians). There can be only one solution - to get Jesus from his hiding place
, and take on the vampires, including the lesbians they've turned into more vampires
. Along the way, he'll have to enlist the help of Mexican wrestler El Santos, "Apostle to the Apostles" Mary Magnum, and... learn to do a snazzy musical number?
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