History Film / JesusChristVampireHunter

19th Dec '15 3:44:52 PM SorPepita
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** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and possiblyFather Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]

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** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and possiblyFather possibly Father Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]
10th Dec '15 11:55:50 AM FF32
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* ShoutOut: The Virgin Mary says, about lesbians, "Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?" This is a paraphrase of a line from a TheKidsInTheHall sketch.

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* ShoutOut: The Virgin Mary says, about lesbians, "Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?" This is a paraphrase of a line from a TheKidsInTheHall Series/TheKidsInTheHall sketch.
25th Nov '15 12:51:50 AM Doug86
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* MaskedLuchador: El Santos, CaptainErsatz to legendary Mexican luchador ElSanto.

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* MaskedLuchador: El Santos, CaptainErsatz to legendary Mexican luchador ElSanto.Wrestling/ElSanto.
29th Aug '15 8:34:20 PM nombretomado
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* {{Homage}}: Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''MST3K'' treatment of "Film/SamsonVsTheVampireWomen"

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* {{Homage}}: Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''MST3K'' ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' treatment of "Film/SamsonVsTheVampireWomen"
8th Aug '15 7:10:07 AM Morgenthaler
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* {{Homage}}: Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''MST3K'' treatment of "SamsonVsTheVampireWomen"

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* {{Homage}}: Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''MST3K'' treatment of "SamsonVsTheVampireWomen""Film/SamsonVsTheVampireWomen"
23rd Apr '15 9:17:39 AM 32_Footsteps
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* ObviousStuntDouble: While the shot's convincing in the movie proper, the outakes in the credits show the double for [[ActionGirl Mary Magnum]]'s motorbike stunts without ''[[CrosscastRole his]]'' helmet on (but wearing the, presumably padded, catsuit).

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* ObviousStuntDouble: While the shot's convincing in the movie proper, the outakes in the credits show the double for [[ActionGirl Mary Magnum]]'s motorbike stunts without ''[[CrosscastRole his]]'' helmet on (but wearing the, presumably padded, catsuit). That said, while the stunt double's ''gender'' is pretty well hidden in the film, the fact that the double's catsuit is a completely different shade of red makes it obvious when he's in the shot.
28th Sep '14 9:07:49 PM Gregzilla
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* DeusExMachina - Obviously. Reaches its logical conclusion when Jesus is off fighting vampires, Dr. Praetorius is watching it on TV, and suddenly, Jesus burst into the room...

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* DeusExMachina - DeusExMachina: Obviously. Reaches its logical conclusion when Jesus is off fighting vampires, Dr. Praetorius is watching it on TV, and suddenly, Jesus burst into the room...
28th Sep '14 9:07:34 PM Gregzilla
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* AntiVillain / HarmlessVillain: the thrift store clerk is working with the vampires but is fairly harmless and for the most part fairly lazy about his villany.
* ChristianityIsCatholic - When Jesus shows up to help Christians fight vampires, guess which denomination he shows up among? That said, it is one ''swingin[='=]'' Catholic Church.
* ClownCar - How many atheists fit into a single car?
** LampshadeHanging applied: When the second wave attacks, Jesus throws his hands up in confusion.
* CoconutSuperpowers - The makers of this low-budget film had a problem: Vampire films necessitate a lot of nighttime scenes, which means nighttime shooting, which means a lot of expensive lights, power concerns, fire hazards, etc. How to get around this problem? Make the movie about vampires gaining the ability to walk in daylight. Suddenly, a budget constraint becomes a story element!

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* AntiVillain / HarmlessVillain: the The thrift store clerk is working with the vampires but is fairly harmless and for the most part fairly lazy about his villany.
* ChristianityIsCatholic - ChristianityIsCatholic: When Jesus shows up to help Christians fight vampires, guess which denomination he shows up among? That said, it is one ''swingin[='=]'' Catholic Church.
* ClownCar - ClownCar: How many atheists fit into a single car?
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car? LampshadeHanging applied: When the second wave attacks, Jesus throws his hands up in confusion.
* CoconutSuperpowers - CoconutSuperpowers: The makers of this low-budget film had a problem: Vampire films necessitate a lot of nighttime scenes, which means nighttime shooting, which means a lot of expensive lights, power concerns, fire hazards, etc. How to get around this problem? Make the movie about vampires gaining the ability to walk in daylight. Suddenly, a budget constraint becomes a story element!



* ExpositoryThemeTune - the closing theme, "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight".
* FaceHeelTurn - [[spoiler: Mary Magnum gets turned, but Jesus turns her back]].
** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and possibly Father Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]

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* ExpositoryThemeTune - the ExpositoryThemeTune: The closing theme, "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight".
* FaceHeelTurn - [[spoiler: Mary FaceHeelTurn: [[spoiler:Mary Magnum gets turned, but Jesus turns her back]].
** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and possibly Father possiblyFather Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]



* FlatEarthAtheist - a couple dozen, who all attack Jesus for no particular reason.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere - the atheists, as above, pouring out of an impossibly small car circus clown style.

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* FlatEarthAtheist - a FlatEarthAtheist: A couple dozen, who all attack Jesus for no particular reason.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere - the GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: The atheists, as above, pouring out of an impossibly small car circus clown style.



* {{Homage}} - Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''MST3K'' treatment of "SamsonVsTheVampireWomen"
* ImportantHaircut - Jesus starts looking like depicted most often nowadays, with hippie hair, but that changes.
* ImprobableWeaponUser - Jesus manages to fight off vampires with bad breath - justified, in that he specifically ate a schawarma with extra garlic sauce. Also, Dr. Praetorius fights with [[BloodyHilarious somebody's organs]].

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* {{Homage}} - {{Homage}}: Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''MST3K'' treatment of "SamsonVsTheVampireWomen"
* ImportantHaircut - ImportantHaircut: Jesus starts looking like depicted most often nowadays, with hippie hair, but that changes.
* ImprobableWeaponUser - ImprobableWeaponUser: Jesus manages to fight off vampires with bad breath - justified, in that he specifically ate a schawarma with extra garlic sauce. Also, Dr. Praetorius fights with [[BloodyHilarious somebody's organs]].



* LesbianVampire - justified, as lesbians are marginalized by society and thus easier prey.

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* LesbianVampire - justified, LesbianVampire: Justified, as lesbians are marginalized by society and thus easier prey.



* MaleGaze - Especially aimed at Mary Magnum, and ''especially'' during the air-duct scene.
* MaskedLuchador - El Santos, CaptainErsatz to legendary Mexican luchador ElSanto.
* MaskPower - El Santos is able to ''cure vampirism'' with a mask (well, and Jesus' help).

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* MaleGaze - MaleGaze: Especially aimed at Mary Magnum, and ''especially'' during the air-duct scene.
* MaskedLuchador - MaskedLuchador: El Santos, CaptainErsatz to legendary Mexican luchador ElSanto.
* MaskPower - MaskPower: El Santos is able to ''cure vampirism'' with a mask (well, and Jesus' help).



* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast - Johnny Golgotha, Maxine Shreck.

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* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast - NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Johnny Golgotha, Maxine Shreck.



* NoOneCouldSurviveThat - To be fair, Jesus has a track record of prevailing even when being killed.

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* NoOneCouldSurviveThat - To be fair, NoOneCouldSurviveThat: [[JustifiedTrope Jesus has a track record of prevailing even when being killed.]]



* OurVampiresAreDifferent - Specifically, they can walk around in daylight because they're [[{{Squick}} wearing the skin of virgin women]].

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* OurVampiresAreDifferent - OurVampiresAreDifferent: Specifically, they can walk around in daylight because they're [[{{Squick}} wearing the skin of virgin women]].



* {{Retraux}} - Although certain things (such as cell phones and the date on the clothing store) make it clear that it was ''supposed'' to be set in what was then the present day (2001), the whole movie gives off a distinct '70s vibe.

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* {{Retraux}} - {{Retraux}}: Although certain things (such as cell phones and the date on the clothing store) make it clear that it was ''supposed'' to be set in what was then the present day (2001), the whole movie gives off a distinct '70s vibe.



* ShoutOut - The Virgin Mary says, about lesbians, "Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?" This is a paraphrase of a line from a TheKidsInTheHall sketch.
* SpyCatsuit - Mary.

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* ShoutOut - ShoutOut: The Virgin Mary says, about lesbians, "Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?" This is a paraphrase of a line from a TheKidsInTheHall sketch.
* SpyCatsuit - SpyCatsuit: Mary.



* WholesomeCrossdresser - in a pretty clear Good Samaritan recreation.
* WorstNewsJudgmentEver - "CRITICAL LESBIAN SHORTAGE" (Fringe festival threatened!)
* YouDontLookLikeYou - About a few minutes into the movie, Jesus stops looking like Jesus. He gets haircut, gets a shave, and get his ears pierced for apparently no reason. Then slightly later, he stops wearing his robe and starts looking like a 70s exploitation movie star.

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* WholesomeCrossdresser - in WholesomeCrossdresser: In a pretty clear Good Samaritan recreation.
* WorstNewsJudgmentEver - WorstNewsJudgmentEver: "CRITICAL LESBIAN SHORTAGE" (Fringe festival threatened!)
* YouDontLookLikeYou - YouDontLookLikeYou: About a few minutes into the movie, Jesus stops looking like Jesus. He gets haircut, gets a shave, and get his ears pierced for apparently no reason. Then slightly later, he stops wearing his robe and starts looking like a 70s exploitation movie star.
28th Sep '14 9:01:45 PM Gregzilla
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-->'''Praetorius''': How can you be here? I thought you were at the junkyard!
-->'''Jesus''': I'm ''EVERYWHERE!''
* DoubleStandard: [[spoiler: all of the named female vampires get turned back into humans, but all of the male vampires get killed]]

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-->'''Praetorius''': How can you be here? I thought you were at the junkyard!
-->'''Jesus''':
junkyard!\\
'''Jesus''':
I'm ''EVERYWHERE!''
* DoubleStandard: [[spoiler: all of the named female vampires get turned back into humans, but all of the male vampires get killed]]
''EVERYWHERE!''



* GroinAttack - On ''Jesus''.

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* GroinAttack - GroinAttack: On ''Jesus''.



* JesusWasWayCool - And totally cool about gay people.

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* JesusWasWayCool - JesusWasWayCool: And totally cool about gay people.



* LastSecondChance - Jesus allows Dr. Praetorius one of these, because [[EasilyForgiven "Not even this separates you from My Love!"]] Praetorius doesn't take it.

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* LastSecondChance - LastSecondChance: Jesus allows Dr. Praetorius one of these, because [[EasilyForgiven "Not even this separates you from My Love!"]] Praetorius doesn't take it.



* MadeOfPlasticine - the vampires are ''extremely'' easy to stake. Johnny Vegas gets a few kills in with some ''darts'', and our Lord and Saviour uses toothpicks.

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* MadeOfPlasticine - the MadeOfPlasticine: The vampires are ''extremely'' easy to stake. Johnny Vegas gets a few kills in with some ''darts'', and our Lord and Saviour uses toothpicks.



* MenAreTheExpendableGender: All of the named female vampires get turned back into humans, but all of the male vampires get killed.



* VampireHunter

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* VampireHunterVampireHunter: Jesus.
25th Feb '14 10:38:57 AM morenohijazo
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* ObviousStuntDouble: While the shot's convincing in the movie proper, the outakes in the credits show the double for [[ActionGirl Mary Magnum]]'s motorbike stunts without ''[[CrosscastRole his]]'' helmet on (but wearing the, presumably padded, catsuit).
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