History Film / JesusChristVampireHunter

16th Oct '17 9:57:27 AM xcountryguy
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* AntiVillain / HarmlessVillain: The thrift store clerk is working with the vampires but is fairly harmless and for the most part fairly lazy about his villany.

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* AntiVillain / HarmlessVillain: AntiVillain: The thrift store clerk is working with the vampires but is fairly harmless and for the most part fairly lazy about his villany.



* BigBad: Dr. Praetorious, the MadScientist making vamps immune to the Sun.

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* BigBad: Dr. Praetorious, the MadScientist making vamps immune to the Sun.sun.



* EasilyForgiven: Dr. Praetorious is offered a LastSecondChance by Jesus despite all of the evil he's done. Justified because it's ''Jesus''. [[spoiler: He refuses, and is killed shortly after.]]
* EliteMooks: The atheists have them.

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* EasilyForgiven: Dr. Praetorious is offered a LastSecondChance by Jesus despite all of the evil he's done. Justified because it's ''Jesus''. [[spoiler: He [[spoiler:He refuses, and is killed shortly after.]]
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** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and possibly Father Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]

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** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and [[spoiler:and possibly Father Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine [[spoiler:Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]



* GroinAttack: On ''Jesus''.

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* GroinAttack: On Done to ''Jesus''.



* LeftForDead

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* MookChivalry
* TheMusical

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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot

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* OffTheShelfFX

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* RoleCalled

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* SpyCatsuit: Mary.
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch
* VampireHunter: Jesus.

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* VampireHunter: Jesus.Jesus: the titular Vampire Hunter.
25th Jun '17 7:36:36 PM Fireblood
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* HollywoodAtheist: {{Played for laughs}}: a bunch of atheists attack Jesus out of nowhere. They pile out of a single car, get beaten by Jesus, and then disappear. Many atheist watchers find this hilarious.
25th Jun '17 7:34:44 PM Fireblood
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* ClownCar: How many atheists fit into a single car? LampshadeHanging applied: When the second wave attacks, Jesus throws his hands up in confusion.
* CoconutSuperpowers: The makers of this low-budget film had a problem: Vampire films necessitate a lot of nighttime scenes, which means nighttime shooting, which means a lot of expensive lights, power concerns, fire hazards, etc. How to get around this problem? Make the movie about vampires gaining the ability to walk in daylight. Suddenly, a budget constraint becomes a story element!
* DeusExMachina: Obviously. Reaches its logical conclusion when Jesus is off fighting vampires, Dr. Praetorius is watching it on TV, and suddenly, Jesus burst into the room...

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* ClownCar: How many atheists fit into a single car? LampshadeHanging applied: When when the second wave attacks, Jesus throws his hands up in confusion.
* CoconutSuperpowers: The makers of this low-budget film had a problem: Vampire vampire films necessitate a lot of nighttime scenes, which means nighttime shooting, which means a lot of expensive lights, power concerns, fire hazards, etc. How to get around this problem? Make the movie about vampires gaining the ability to walk in daylight. Suddenly, a budget constraint becomes a story element!
* DeusExMachina: Obviously. Reaches its logical conclusion when Jesus is off fighting vampires, Dr. Praetorius is watching it on TV, and suddenly, Jesus burst bursts into the room...



* WorstNewsJudgmentEver: "CRITICAL LESBIAN SHORTAGE" (Fringe festival threatened!)
* YouDontLookLikeYou: About a few minutes into the movie, Jesus stops looking like Jesus. He gets haircut, gets a shave, and get his ears pierced for apparently no reason. Then slightly later, he stops wearing his robe and starts looking like a 70s exploitation movie star.

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* WorstNewsJudgmentEver: "CRITICAL LESBIAN SHORTAGE" (Fringe festival threatened!)
threatened!).
* YouDontLookLikeYou: About a few minutes into the movie, Jesus stops looking like Jesus. He gets a haircut, gets a shave, and get his ears pierced for apparently no reason. Then slightly later, he stops wearing his robe and starts looking like a 70s exploitation movie star.
9th May '17 8:37:39 PM Jacob175
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* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin

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* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTinExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's Jesus Christ and he fights vampires. That's pretty darn accurate.



* {{Homage}}: Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' treatment of "Film/SamsonVsTheVampireWomen"

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* {{Homage}}: Maxine Schreck is named after the leading actor in ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}'', Max Schreck. Dr. Praetorius is named for a character in ''Bride of Frankenstein''. Santos is based on the legendary Mexican masked wrestler [[Wrestling/ElSanto Rodolfo "El Santo, The Silver Masked Man" Guzmán Huerta]], who you may recall from the ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' treatment of "Film/SamsonVsTheVampireWomen""Film/SamsonVsTheVampireWomen".



* KungFuJesus

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* KungFuJesusKungFuJesus: The son of the Lord isn't afraid to fight hand-to-hand.



* ProtagonistTitle

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* ProtagonistTitleProtagonistTitle: Yup, Jesus is the main character.
1st Apr '17 8:08:52 PM DustSnitch
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A delightfully schlock-filled B-movie from Canada, ''Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'' is pretty much [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin exactly what it sounds like it would be about]] - [[{{Jesus}} Jesus Christ]] has returned, and he's fighting vampires.

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A delightfully schlock-filled B-movie from Canada, ''Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'' is pretty much [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin exactly what it sounds like it would be about]] - [[{{Jesus}} [[UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} Jesus Christ]] has returned, and he's fighting vampires.
26th Mar '17 1:59:58 AM DemonDuckofDoom
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* BiTheWay: Maggie is first seen making out with another woman, and ends up dating Santos.
* BigBad: Dr. Praetorious, the MadScientist making vamps immune to the Sun.



* ProtagonistTitle



* SecondComing

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* SecondComingRoleCalled
22nd Jan '17 5:16:28 PM Willbyr
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->''The Power of Christ impales you! ''
-->-- {{Tagline}}

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->''The [[quoteright:275:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_lqoslv4p0odj2n5yagtwfc1sswi.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:275:''[[{{Tagline}} The
Power of Christ impales you! ''
-->-- {{Tagline}}
you!]]'']]
19th Dec '15 3:44:52 PM SorPepita
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** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and possiblyFather Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]

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** To a certain extent Maxine Shrek and Johnny Golgotha [[spoiler: and possiblyFather possibly Father Eustace]] count as well, as Father Eustace mentions that both were do-gooders heavily involved in the Catholic Church before they were turned into vampires. [[spoiler: Maxine gets turned back into a human like Mary does (as does the woman that El Santos liked), but Johnny and Father Eustace are killed out right]]
10th Dec '15 11:55:50 AM FF32
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* ShoutOut: The Virgin Mary says, about lesbians, "Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?" This is a paraphrase of a line from a TheKidsInTheHall sketch.

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* ShoutOut: The Virgin Mary says, about lesbians, "Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?" This is a paraphrase of a line from a TheKidsInTheHall Series/TheKidsInTheHall sketch.
25th Nov '15 12:51:50 AM Doug86
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* MaskedLuchador: El Santos, CaptainErsatz to legendary Mexican luchador ElSanto.

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* MaskedLuchador: El Santos, CaptainErsatz to legendary Mexican luchador ElSanto.Wrestling/ElSanto.
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