Creator / Mara Wilson
From an adorable child actress, to a witty writer and storyteller.note 

Don't fuck with Mara Wilson!

Mara Wilson (born in 1987) was a child actress who was in several films in The '90s (best known as the title character in the feature film adaptation of Roald Dahl's Matilda), but decided to leave when she realized "film acting is not very fun", in her own words.

She still works in entertainment, but as a playwright after graduating from NYU. She also writes a blog, "Mara Wilson Writes Stuff", to which she often posts humorous stories and the like. Her Twitter feed is similarly humorous. She's also written for Cracked.

She has also done guest spots on That Guy with the Glasses, revealing that she has unholy powers that she will use to punish those who blindly mock her. According to Linkara, she obtained these powers from God Himself.

She also has a recurring role on Welcome to Night Vale as The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

Evidently, she's well aware of the existence of TV Tropes, too, mentioning Artistic License Physics (back when it was known as You Fail Physics Forever) and Cloud Cuckoolander, as well as a tendency to check this page. (Hi, Mara! We're happy you exist!)

Associated Tropes:

  • Adam Westing: An Inverted Trope variation. Usually, when an actor engages in this they're playing a Cloud Cuckoo Lander variation of themselves. Mara Wilson's idea (at least when it comes to Channel Awesome) of this is to [[Memetic Mutation WIELD UNHOLY POWERS FROM BEYOND OUR REALM!!]
  • Ascended Fangirl Starred as a waitress as a background character in an episode of Broad City.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Her internet persona is basically this: if you don't invoke her demonic rage she is rather a nice person.
  • Big Applesauce: Was a native of California, but as of 2015 lives in New York City; she is a graduate of NYU. Her spoken-word and comedy shows (notably What Are You Afraid Of?) are held at NYC nightclubs, her play Sheeple enjoyed a run there, and she often tweets and blogs about her experiences in the city.
  • Brainy Brunette
  • Cerebus Retcon: According to one Cracked article, when she was younger she found herself on a foot fetish website devoted to child actresses - which she found quite funny. Years later she told a friend about it and then realised she had been on a child porn website.
  • Clark Kenting: In the Nostalgia Chick's Matilda review. Disguised with her hair in a bun and a thick pair of glasses.
  • Converted Fangirl: Once convinced that Doug was an asshole because of awful fans of his harassing her, now practically an honorary Channel Awesome member and good friends with both him and Lindsay.
  • Deadpan Snarker: An attitude she takes in a lot of her writing.
  • Disabled Snarker/Handicapped Badass: Has suffered from depression, anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD, which she has written articles about and posted videos online over.
  • The Dreaded: When she shows up in Channel Awesome content, she generally appears as this.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: Her internet persona may be an evil revenge-hungry she-demon, but she doesn't hate kids.
  • Former Child Star: She prefers the term "reformed drama nerd". She retired on her own, prefers her non-film jobs, and has certainly avoided a breakdown. Parse be Mara!
  • Gag Boobs: See She Is All Grown Up for the details below. Even the Nostalgia Chick commented on them.
  • Hairstyle Inertia: On her FAQ section of her website, one such question is why she has the same hairstyle that she had as Matilda. She responded that she's had various short hairstyles in her teen years and grew it out longer than when she was a child.
  • Heartwarming Moments: Invoked.
  • Hollywood Atheist: She discussed this at one time, stating that she love to meet some nice atheists yet they're hard to find on the internet.
  • It Is Pronounced Tro PAY: Has consistently pointed out, including in her Twitter profile, that her name is pronounced MAH-ra, ("rhymes with capybara"), and that it is not pronounced like "Sarah". Many people still mispronounce her first name, though.
  • Jewish and Nerdy: She's Jewish and she describes her family being a very nerdy one - listing herself as a huge fan of Star Wars.
  • Nice Girl: Works for a non-profit organisation to help children, and loves doing charity work.
  • Remake Cameo: Discussed. She declined the suggestion to play Miss Honey in the musical version of Matilda, but said she was open to having a cameo if they made a film.
  • Reports of My Death Were Greatly Exaggerated: IMDb claimed she was dead once. Mara's response was that she Came Back Wrong.
  • Self-Deprecation: She has often mentioned that this is her favorite kind of humor, and it shows up plenty of times in her social media accounts and writings.
  • She Is All Grown Up: She jokes about how her figure filling out from puberty tends to throw people a bit.
    Nella: Holy shit, Matilda! You've got a great rack!
  • Ship Tease: Not above giving "the slash-ficcers more material" (her words) though you really need Shipping Goggles to see it.
  • Slash Fic: People keep sending her their Matilda/Miss Honey femmeslash fics, the existence of which creeps her out. She has compared these fics to Lolita.
  • invokedTastes Like Diabetes: Her getting typecast into these kinds of roles (and consequently people tending to assume she was actually that nauseatingly precocious in real life) is what got her to quit acting.
  • Tomboy with a Girly Streak: Of the writing and drama club type of Tomboy - with a huge love of Star Wars. But she says she secretly does love pink.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Saltine crackers. She posted a photo label of a box of saltines on her Twitter account, which remains there as of March 2015, and she has humorously discussed her obsession with the snack on Twitter posts..
  • invokedWhat Do You Mean, It's Not for Kids?: She expressed horror on her Twitter page when a newspaper mentioned in summer 2013 that fans of the Matilda musical (which not long before won multiple Tony awards) staged nearby in New York City would love to see Mara's play, Sheeple at a nearby venue purely based on the fact that she played Matilda Wormwood in the 1996 movie version. As she often stresses, Sheeple is most definitely not for kids.

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