You wish you were that cool.Dean Martin
(June 7, 1917 — December 25, 1995; born Dino Paul Crocetti
) was a singer, actor, comedian, vice-president of the Rat Pack
, and the epitome of cool. He didn't have to invoke the rule
; he was just cool
He was a non-descript singer with a pretty good East Coast reputation until 1946, when he met and teamed up with Jerry Lewis
. They would become the hottest comedy team in America over the next ten years and first achieved movie success with supporting roles on My Friend Irma
(1949) and it's sequel My Friend Irma Goes West
(1950). It was universally accepted that Lewis was the better talent and that he carried Martin, but Lewis consistently praised Martin's work and said the team was "50-50".
The team broke up because Martin felt he was being upstaged by Lewisnote
and because he wanted wanted to do some serious acting. No one thought much of his chances, but he quickly knocked out three impressive performances: The Young Lions
(1957), Some Came Running
(1958), and Rio Bravo
(1959). He then followed those up with the memorable Ocean's 11
All the while he was acting, he was also recording. Once he settled on his trademark "crooning" style, he became one of the most beloved singers in America. "Ain't That a Kick in the Head", which Dino first performed in the original Ocean's 11
, is today the
emblematic song of the Rat Pack period. (Want proof? It was used in a Budweiser Super Bowl commercial.) He's also well known for "That's Amore" and "Everybody Loves Somebody".
During the Rat Pack years and subsequently, Dino was rarely seen without a lowball glass (his Vanity License Plate
read "DRUNKY"). Most (but not all) of the time though, he was drinking apple juice. Likewise, while his best friend, Frank Sinatra
, caroused and tomcatted, Dino went home every night to his wife, Jeanne. When they divorced in 1973, she said simply, "He was home every night."
Most tropers of a certain age know him as the host of the Dean Martin Show
, 1965-1974) and the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts
(also NBC, 1975-1984). He didn't want to do the show, at first, and presented NBC with a ridiculous list of demands (including a huge salary and a clause that prohibited retakes) in the hopes that it would scuttle the deal. But when NBC agreed to every single demand, he felt he had no choice but to do it.
It says above that Dino died in 1995, but he really died on March 21, 1987, when his son Dean Paul (who had done a little singing and acting himself) was killed when his California Air National Guard jet crashed. Dino was never the same. Sinatra tried to coax him back on the road — the "Together Again Tour", 30 shows in 40 days. Dino hung in for one week, then flew home. In 1993, the lifelong smoker was diagnosed with lung cancer, and made few public appearances afterward. Jeanne was at his side till the end.
His career provides examples of:
- Badass Baritone: In Ocean's Eleven, Robin and the Seven Hoods and many more.
- Big Brother Instinct: Martin was rather protective of Lewis during their years as a team, and specially in their early years when Lewis was barely a teenager and had a rather troubled past. Once he threw a mobster who was threatening Lewis for being Jewish into a shelf of glasses behind the bar they were sitting at.
- Billing Displacement: The actual star of My Friend Irma and its sequel was Marie Wilson, but you'd be hard pressed to find anyone these days who knows it as anything other than the movie Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis got their big break in.
- Book Dumb: He left school at an early age, but that didn't mean he was unintelligent. He would commit entire scripts (not just the sections where he'd be involved) to memory.
- Christmas Songs: He recorded two Christmas albums (one for each of his labels, Capitol and Reprise); both yielded songs that remain staples of all-Christmas radio to this day.
- Claustrophobia: He had it. He fostered a lifelong hatred for New York City, not least of all because of skyscrapers and the necessity of elevatorsnote . When he had finally made it in show business, the first penthouse he bought in Manhattan was on the third floor of a highrise so that he could use the stairs.
- Comedic Sociopathy: A significant part of his act with Lewis.
- Cool Old Guy: His coolness only increased with age.
- Eloquent In My Native Tongue: He spoke only Italian until starting school and was the target of frequent ridicule for his broken English.
- The Eponymous Show: Also The Eponymous Celebrity Roasts.
- Gay Paree / Sarcasm Mode: "The Poor People of Paris"
- Gentleman Thief: In Ocean's Eleven.
- Gratuitous Italian: Played straight in that he often used Italian words and phrases. Averted in that he really did speak Italian.
- Ho Yay: He and many of his friends weren't shy about inserting blatant homoerotic subtext into their performances to the delight of audiences. He and Jerry Lewis frequently used this gag during their time as a double act. He also did a sketch with Frank Sinatra about the two of them being matched by a computer dating service.
- Improv: An essential part of his nightclub act with Lewis.
- The Lancer: To whatever character Frank Sinatra was playing when they appeared in a film together.
- Latin Lover: Without the dancing, typically.
- The Mafia: Had various encounters with them, friendly and otherwise, while touring with Lewis.
- Malicious Misnaming: Martin loved to do this purposefully with Lewis' last name. His favorite variations were Lucas, Loomis, Lousy and Looseleaf.
- Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters: His character in Robin and the Seven Hoods.
- One of Us: He loved comic books and would send stagehands and production assistants out to buy the latest issues.
- Playing Drunk: Became his shtick after Martin and Lewis broke up. As mentioned above, his everpresent whiskey glass was almost always filled with apple juice, both because Martin was a pro who did not want to work drunk, and because the sheer amount of alcohol his stage persona imbibed would have made multi-take scenes risky.
- Rat Pack
- The Roast: "The Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts"
- Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: His most important connection was probably Frank Sinatra.
- Smoking Is Cool
- Smoking Is Glamorous
- Stage Names: First "Dino Martini," then, at his bandleader's suggestion, Dean Martin.
- Straight Man: To Jerry Lewis when they were an act.
- Throw It In: He had it written into his contract that he wouldn't have to reshoot anything on his eponymous variety show, meaning that bloopers had to be left in for each episode to meet its allotted running time.
- Urban Legend Love Life: He cheated on his first wife with multiple women, but he was absolutely faithful to Jeanne, his second wife. While his public persona was that of a drunken playboy and he flirted outrageously with his female costars, he was always home in time for dinner with his family. If he was on the road, he'd be the first to go to his hotel room while his friends, namely Frank Sinatra, partied well into the night.
- Vanity License Plate: "DRUNKY"
- Variety Show: The Dean Martin Show and Colgate Comedy Hour.