"The Loose Cannon"Brian FUCKING Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the Cincinnati Bengals because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a squeegee and , at ECW Cyberslam 96, threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"
CM Punk is The Best In The World! He was the WWE champion for 434 days.
Bruno Sammartino laughs at these short title reignsnote Sammartino only held the Heavyweight Championship twice, but combined for 4040 days! His first reign was 2,803 days while his second run lasted only 1,237
Rikishi got SHOT and was clinically dead for three minutes. What more do you need?
Sabu will get cut up in barbed-wire, seal it up with Krazy Glue and cover it with athletic tape and keep going like it was nothing special.
Then there was the time he got shot in the face and the bullet exploded on impact!
Big Van Vader fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!
Dr. Death Steve Williams once rescued a guy from a burning car by pulling the door right off of the car, and, after getting busted open during an afternoon show, said "Stitch me up doc, I got a match tonight!"
Jack Evans performed a shootVandaminator on Juventude Guerrera!