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. Olympic Bronze Medalist in Judo. Backed down BAD NEWS ALLEN/BAD NEWS BROWN on a bus in Japan and, unarmed, backed down ANDRE THE GIANT both Rougeau Brothers by himself, even though they had weapons and he didn't.
Kurt Angle, naturally. The man won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck.
He tore his quad THIS MORNING and he's fine! He's jumpin' around!
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, The Nineties incarnate
At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that Awesome Kong kills bitches dead.
Before the tragedy, Chris Benoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and GameFAQs users would even refer to him as "real life Solid Snake" or Jack Bauer.
Steve F'n' Blackman He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin'
and BRUISER F'N BRODY
STAN F'N HANSEN Claudio Castagnoli/Antonio Cesaro deadlifted the Great Khali TWICE in the same match. He will give you a 100-rotation Giant Swing, a huge pop-up uppercut and be able to tell you how much you suck in five languages.
John Cena, it doesn't matter what you do to him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle an Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.
Bryan Danielson who is too manly for tans. Not even meat can handle his badass!
He has gained an immunity to Triple H's burial shovel.
"The Queen of Wrestling" Sara Del Rey was trained by Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, and beat the crap out of Jakob Hammermeier. Oh yeah, and read defeated this.
"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer. "Thank you sir, may I have another!"
When the end of the world arrives, all that will remain will be Mick Foley. He ate the cockroaches.
Terry Funk. Badass Grandpa all the way.
Goldberg will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more.
WHO'S NEXT? Matt Hardy "...WILL...NOT...DIE!"
The Iron Sheik will put you in the camel clutch, break your back, fuck your ass, and make you humble.
Jacqueline once finished a match after separating her shoulder and has proven time and again that she can make any man her bitch.
note Give Mickie James some 35 seconds or so and she'll take your title.
"The Last of a Dying Breed"/"The War King" Eddie Kingston. The first man to knock Tursas off of his feet. He's this even by CHIKARA's family-friendly standards.
Kenta Kobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat cancer.
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan smacked his cancer with his 2x4, then his Three-Point-Stance running clothesline cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.
God made the Devil just for fun. When He wanted the real thing, He made Aja Kong!
Brock Lesnar, here comes the pain.
Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.
Lives are gonna be in Waylon Mercy's hands. Know what he means?
MsChif started her career going undefeated against MEN and wrestles with NO ACLs.
Randy Orton ( beat) RKO from outta nowhere!
"The Loose Cannon" Brian FUCKING Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the Cincinnati Bengals because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a squeegee and , at , threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"
ECW Cyberslam 96 CM Punk is The Best In The World! He was the WWE champion for 434 days.
Rikishi got SHOT and was clinically dead for three minutes. What more do you need?
Sabu will get cut up in barbed-wire, seal it up with Krazy Glue and cover it with athletic tape and keep going like it was nothing special.
Then there was the time he got shot in the face and the bullet exploded on impact!
Perry Saturn was a US Army Ranger and got shot in the neck saving a woman from being raped and was still able to beat the shit out of all three lowlifes by himself.
Randy Savage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.
"Exotic" Adrian Street can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, so imagine what he could do to you.
Michael Tarver, soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in 1.9 seconds.
Taz is gonna kill you.
The Undertaker. Forget about the streak, forget his in ring exploits, he stood up to Vince Mcmahon for real and saved the WWF.
Big Van Vader fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!
Dr. Death Steve Williams once rescued a guy from a burning car by pulling the door right off of the car, and, after getting busted open during an afternoon show, said "Stitch me up doc, I got a match tonight!"