Somewhere along the line, Grammar Nazis got more into the form than the content. They sometimes leave snarky little notes in discussion areas about the correct use of italics or where the apostrophe goes in "its/it's." They don't actually add any new content — except possibly passive-aggressive "help" articles on proper usage of the semicolon. At their worst, they are known for insisting on "rules of English" which are derived from French and other Latin-descended languages, and were invented for the sole purpose of annoying English-speakers. They'll also likely become a Serial Tweaker, careful to quickly correct their own mistakes. (We hope.)
For example, the French faction believe one is never to split infinitives because Latin and many other European languages cannot. Ending a sentence with a preposition is also something they will not tolerate, even if it invariably leads to awkward or confusing renderings.
More moderate Grammar Nazis, ironically, strive to treat English like the Germanic language it is.
Be careful when and how you accuse someone of being a Grammar Nazi, because doing so is, by definition, an automatic invocation of Godwin's Law. Being a Grammar Nazi can occasionally be a good thing, especially when Illiteracy Communists are utterly mangling the English language. And when you do so, don't misspell "Grammar" (like the trope image did). This isn't Frasier. (Or Greek.)
Often, people will be accused of being Grammar Nazis by someone who simply cannot grasp simple second-grade English concepts, such as confusing "you're" for "your". Even worse, a Grammar Nazi will jump all over people who use grammar that is technically incorrect but that seems correct becauseeveryone(except for the Grammar Nazis, of course) uses it, such as "It is me" instead of "It is I."
But of course, some people — Godwin's Law or not — bear the title with pride. They seek order within the literary confines of the Internet. S'not such a bad cause, aye? A good rule of thumb to distinguish between "good" and "bad" ones is: the former will usually overlook ovbious tyops.
Also, you might want to use the term "Grammar Police" around those more easily offended, but that street runs both ways. In many cases the person being criticised is fairly justified in attacking the Grammar Nazi right back; we all make mistakes and there are plenty of dyslexics and dyspraxics on the internet - not to mention all the people who aren't quite as keen on your pedantic crusade, nor with your fixation on "Ten Items Or Less" signs. Furthermore, this can fall into an Ad Hominem dismissal of the person rather than the point they're making; a valid argument doesn't automatically cease to become invalid simply because of an apostrophe in the wrong place.
Just to make things worse, Grammar Nazis sometimes even see errors where there aren't any.
Compare You Make Me Sic.
"Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should," was attacked by Grammar Nazis for using "like" instead of "as." A subsequent campaign asked, "What do you want, good grammar or good taste?"
This is also what helped the company become a best-seller - people were talking about their horrible grammar, and thus their brand name stood out more. Kind of an accidental Viral Marketing on their part.
Comedy
The comedian Otto Waalkes (from East Frisia, Germany) parodied this, pretending to criticize the use of the term "Die Fahrerflucht" (The hit-and-run driving), interpreting it as "Die [singular feminine or general plural article] Fahrer [{male} driver singular or plural form] flucht [{he/she/it} curses]". Either use the masculine article, or the verb in plural form, and Women Drivers who curse are uncouth anyway, so there is no third option!
Comic Books
Herr Starr, from Preacher, who destroys a subordinate's report with a handgun for "Improper use of inverted commas!◊" (The subordinate had used quotation marks, instead of bold or italic face, for emphasis.)
Yorick from Y The Last Man is an English major and as such, often points out others grammatical mistakes and even his own on occasion. An especially nice example is when he tells a journalist that she splits more infinitives than Gene Roddenberry.
Minor Spider-Man villain Spellcheck is such a stickler for grammar, syntax, and usage that he, inspired by the letter and punctuation themed Typeface, puts on a costume and beats people up over it. He goes after Spider-Man because the hyphen (-) between his Super Hero name is unnecessary.
Lobo had once been captured by Grammar Nazis who forced him into a competition to see if he would be allowed to join them in their crusade to cleanse language from error (and exterminate malapropers). It ended when Lobo tried to get his grade school teacher out of the competition, only for her to reveal he had cut her legs and them preparing to kill him by shooting... And removing him from the gas trap that was keeping him at bay. No Grammar Nazi survived the encounter.
The Green Lantern miniseries Emerald Dawn 2 shows Sinestro correcting the syntax of people he's beating down back when he's Hal Jordan's Corps-appointed mentor.
Fan Works
A humorous short GI Joefic features a Grammar Ranger — the premise is that Beach Head is getting tired of deciphering poorly written reports, and drags several of his soldiers in for a refresher course.
Films — Animation
In Beavis And Butthead Do America, the detective pursuing the eponymous pair chastises his underling for ending a sentence in a preposition. The underling later struggles to reform his sentences to avoid this (apocryphal) rule.
Films — Live-Action
Monty Pythons Life Of Brian: A centurion, catching Brian in the act of writing anti-Roman graffiti, makes him correct his Latin grammar at sword point. Then he makes Brian write it out 100 times — all over the walls of the palace! (One imagines this scene was inspired by one of the Pythons being forced to write lines for Latin errors in public school.)
Real Life Grammar Nazis agree that the centurion's corrections are spot on, except for a minor reference to the locative case, which has nothing to do with the accusative construction "domum" (the locative would be "domi" and is more closely related to the ablative of location).
Italian movie Se devo essere sincera casts Luciana Littizzetto as a Literature teacher who simply cannot tolerate grammatical errors, especially when it comes to conjugation. And since Italian verbs can be so complicated, she has various occasions to correct people, being them relatives, policemen or even potential murderers.
In She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, Sergeant Quincannon is drilling his troops and orders them to "Fix them bandoliers!" or something to that effect. Immediately someone yells out from the ranks: "Fix them grammar!"
Becker: Whoa whoa whoa, I don't know nothin', I didn't see nothin', I didn't say nothin'. Luger: "Nothing". The word is "nothing", not "nothin'". There's an -ing on the end of it, "nothing". Becker: OK, nothinG. Nothin G. NOTHIIIIIIIIING. 'K, you happy? Luger: That's better. But that's not what you told York. Becker: I don't know no York, and where's my food? Luger: We ate it. And please, no double negatives.
Todd Ingram: We have unfinished business, I and he.
Scott: He and me.
Todd: Don't you talk to me about grammar!
The irony here is that both Todd and Scott are wrong. It's not "I and he", it's "he and I". For this reason, "He and me" is incorrect as well. So if Scott is a Grammar Nazi, he's not a very good one.
Literature
Lassic Wert in Felsic Current is a Grammar Nazi mainly through the constant presence of his partner Geal Tromautein, who could be described as a verbal dyslexic. Were Lassic not constantly busy correcting his friend's mifpronouciations (like that one), he might not have developed such a reflex for linguistic accuracy.
Avril Incandenza of David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest made her career out of this, leading a wave of linguistic prescription including riots over the damned thing, incorporating rigorous education in English grammar in the Enfield Tennis Academy curriculum (which in fairness is based on the medieval trivium and quadrivium, which did include [Latin] grammar), and leading a group called the Militant Grammarians of Massachusetts, whose primary activity seems to be hassling supermarkets over "10 items or less" signs on express lanes ("It should be 10 items or fewer!").
This is likely an exaggeration of his own mother, a community-college English professor who raised her children with songs about grammar mistakes and pretending to go into a coughing fit whenever one of them used a solecism (which Wallace in retrospect admitted was rather chilling). On the other hand, she never got nearly as grammar-crazy (much less anything else-crazy) as Avril Incandenza...
Josephine Anwhistle from A Series of Unfortunate Events is a perfect example of a typical Grammar Nazi, going so far as to pointing out Sunny Baudelaire's utterances as nonsense even if she's yet to speak coherently. Played with somewhat in that she uses bad grammar to relay a secret message to the Baudelaires. Unfortunately she corrects the Axe Crazy villain's grammar as well...
Count Olaf in his disguise as Captain Sham pretends to be one of these too, in order to gain Josephine's trust. Hypocritical Humour abounds when he says "There ain't nothin' better than good grammar!"
Most members on the noble side of mysterious organization V.F.D. are revealed to be this, in Lemony Snicket The Unauthorized Autobiography. Another editor's note in the latter stated that "Some of the photographs in this book were taken by Julie Blattberg", which was promptly followed by a note from Mr. Snicket reading:
To My Kind Editor, Please rewrite another editor's note to read as follows: Some of the photographs in this book were not taken by Julie Blattberg. -LS
In a parody book called The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo, Kaal is described as "not the biggest, bravest or fieriest dragon in Scandragonia, but he was certainly the most pedantic." Hence, when Helltrik Vagner talks about "farming of goats, sheeps and pigs", Kaal has to correct him on it. This leads to three and a half pages of the two interrupting Vagner's story to revive the argument.
But those were times when, to forget an evil world, grammarians took pleasure in abstruse questions. I was told that in that period, for fifteen days and fifteen nights, the rhetoricians Gabundus and Terentius argued on the vocative of "ego", and in the end they attacked each other, with weapons.
"The Eyes Have It" is a short comedy by Philip K Dick where The Narrator believes Earth is infiltrated by aliens after reading a line in a novel in which a character's eyes "moved about the room". References to characters having "no brains" or "no spine" only reinforce his apprehension. In the end however the protagonist decides not to do anything about the Alien Invasion. He doesn't have the stomach for it.
Played for Drama in The Giver. Proper and precise word use are important in The Community. The protagonist Jonas was punished for hyperbole when he claimed he was starving. He was also asked to use less vague language when he asked his parents if they loved him. Young children are not given an exemption: Jonas's friend Asher was beaten for saying "smack" instead of "snack" (to clarify, he asked for a "smack" and was given one), and for a time refused to speak at all.
Carl Hiaasen "Star Island". The hired bodyguard is one and is so annoyed by his employee that he corrects her with electroshocks (somehow against the idea of a bodyguard).
Live-Action TV
One skit from That Mitchell and Webb Look involves Mitchell's character shooting employees who spell or pronounce words wrong (he mentions shooting his own wife for, ironically, getting "mispronunciation" wrong). He Goes even further: he shot someone for pronouncing "H" "Haitch" instead of "Aitch". When he makes a mistake, he has a "What have I done?" moment and shoots himself. He manages a Last Breath Bullet when someone says "whoever" instead of "whomever".
The Doctor, or at least the Tenth, a.k.a. Mister Conditional Clause.
Although to be fair, he only does it in that one episode, mainly to irritate the Insufferable Genius who was largely responsible for the catastrophe.
The Master does this in the Eighth Doctor movie.
The title character of Castle falls into this occasionally, at one point critiquing the grammar of a murderer who wrote on the victim's face, and used "your" instead of "you're".
Castle: It's not like you're just leaving yourself a note, you know, to buy bread on the way home. You're writing on a person you just murdered. You're trying to make a point, a point you care a great deal about, presumably, because you just killed someone to make it. So how do you not make sure you're using the proper language to make that point?
Penny: I don’t care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt.
Sheldon: Penny meant if he were a purple leprechaun. Penny forgot to use a subjunctive.
In the Batman Cold Open of an episode of Sherlock, a prospective client describes the events leading to his wife's murder, but is repeatedly interrupted by Holmes to correct his grammar.
He did this to Molly on his website, too. " 'It's' not 'its.' "
In Stargate SG-1, Jack O'Neill does a surprising amount of this. Of course, he's only doing it to annoy people.
Jaffa: No matter what you have endured, you have never endured the likes of what Anubis is capable of. O'Neill:(gasping) You... ended that sentence with a preposition... bastard.
Ross from Friends was often this kind of Nazi or at least his irriated friends had the opinion that he was. He had a habit of correcting people when they misused 'who' for 'whom' and occasionally could become quite irrate when confronted with bad grammar (or he would get angry about something else but still feel compelled to nitpick).
Ross (after reading a very long letter in which this extremely basic error is made numerous times): Oh oh oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means "you are". Y-O-U-R MEANS "YOUR"!
Sam: She's trying to become the kind of waitress that you'd enjoy being waited on by. Diane:(whispering) You just ended that sentence with two prepositions... Sam: Don't you have customers to deal with? Diane: That ended with a preposition, too... Sam: Don't you have customers to deal with, mullet head?
In one episode of Jonathan Creek, part of the solution relies on the fact that the name of the house is spelled "GHOSTS FORGE," with no apostrophe in "GHOSTS".
Game of Thrones has this exchange between King Stannis Baratheon, Principles Zealot extraordinaire, and his former smuggler advisor Davos Seaworth:
Stannis: Do your knucklebones bring you luck? Davos: Well, life's been good to me since you hacked them off, Your Grace. And it's four less fingernails to clean. Stannis: Fewer. Davos: Pardon? Stannis: Four fewer fingernails to clean.
This is part of Alan Statham's extremely pedantic and anal personality from Green Wing. In one episode he's joining a local political party and somebody comes along to see how he'd fare, so the interviewer pretends to be a mother who's complaining to Statham about the local clubs for her children. Alan gets distracted and begins pointing out the grammatical errors in "her" sentences.
Music
In Fairy Tales by Eric Lane Barnes, "The Letter Song" is about a jilted man reading a letter about his boyfriend leaving him for another man. But that doesn't bother him, what is driving him up the wall is the terrible grammar used.
In "The Worst That Could Happen" a man is singing to a woman who has dumped him for someone else. He sings, "Baby, if he loves you more than me, maybe it's the best thing for you, but it's the worst that could happen to me." This sentence, of course is saying that if the other man loves the woman more than he loves the man singing, it's the worst that could happen. After all these years, we find out that the other man was the singer's lover and is leaving him for a woman.
In 1972 hit "Ben", Michael Jackson sang, "I used to say, 'I' and 'me', now it's 'us', now it's 'we'." This drove Grammar Nazis completely crazy.
Same deal for Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." Never sing the phrase "You and me could write a bad romance" around an English major.
"Tongue-Clucking Grammarian" by MC Frontalot.
On a mid-'90s Alvin And The Chipmunks country collaboration album, Simon is paired with Aaron Tippin to sing Tippin's "There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio". When Simon starts singing, he corrects the grammar "flaws" on the fly, but eventually, Aaron gets him to lighten up on the Grammar Nazism.
It may be apocryphal (although I think they've told it themselves on at least one occasion), but there's a story that Neil Tennant of Pet Shop Boys used to return fan mail with all the grammar and spelling errors meticulously corrected. As he used to edit magazines for a living, this kind of makes sense...
"Weird Al" Yankovic's song "Close but No Cigar" (a style parody of CAKE) describes the narrator dumping otherwise perfect girls because of minor flaws in their personality or appearance. One of said girls consistently uses "inferred" when she should be using "implied", prompting the narrator to wonder why some people put up with that.
New Media
You'll find these people across the internet at times. We'll leave it at that. The start of such an argument on 4chan is announced with "STOP. GRAMMAR TIME."
Newspaper Comics
Andy Fox of the comic strip Fox Trot has been known to rant at her children for using improper grammar. In one strip she explains to her older son that she couldn't help correcting him because, as an English major, she believes that proper grammar is important.
Rose Gumbo from Rose Is Rose is shown to be this in a few strips.
Someone once asked Lemont of Candorville who died and made him the grammar police. He responded that he was actually being the idiom police.
Ed Reardon, writer and misanthrope, main character of Ed Reardon's Week. Malformed plurals or possessives have been known to send him into histrionics. The first life lesson he gives his eight-week-old grandson is: "Now, to the children's section. There's an apostrophe between the N and the S. Remember that and you won't go far wrong."
Happens in 1776 when, of all people, John Adams raises an objection to the Declaration of Independence, claiming that Thomas Jefferson used the word 'inalienable' when he should have used "unalienable." Jefferson refused to change it, and Adams withdrew his objection, saying he'd speak to the printer later about it. Funny thing is? He did.
Video Games
In Risen 2: Dark Waters gnome leader is this of all peo.. err, individuals. When learning human language he put so much effort in this that he got the rules better than pretty much all the humans (including the main hero) and is condtanlty correcting the conversation partner on proper use of gramar (again, including the main character which drives him nuts). It stands out especially hard since gnomes in general do not speak human language at all and are not known for theit intelligence or regard to any rules.
In Marvel Avengers Alliance, Maria Ross interrupts one of Fury's mission briefings to correct a who/whom error. Fury's response? "New SHIELD executive order: grammar corrections will be met with gunfire."
Valvatorez in Disgaea 4. He storms the Information Bureau not because it would be a huge blow to the Corrupternment but because they spelled 'Prinny' wrong in their newspaper.
Ozy And Millie: As Millie puts it, she "just invaded Grammar Czechoslovakia and duped Grammar Neville Chamberlain, and now it's on to Grammar Poland and Grammar World Conquest!". Ozy proceeds by calling her an Analogy Nazi.
A College Humor pastiche of Inglourious Basterds (specifically, Chapter 1 "Once Upon a Time in Nazi-Occupied France") takes this trope literally, and shows that some Grammar Nazis are, in fact, actual Nazis. It all ends with the Nazi being Hoist by His Own Petard, by using a dangling participle.
Perrier LaPadite: There was no Jews here.
Col. Hans Landa: Jew, or Jews, plural?
LaPadite: Plural.
Col. Hans Landa: WRONG! You have to match your subject with your verb!
Col. Hans Landa: Hiding under the floorboards... I have you now. (points his gun at the floor to fire) Perrier LaPadite: Wait. You are hiding under the floorboards, or is she? Shosanna:[below the floorboards] A dangling participle? Col. Hans Landa:A dangling participle...(shoots himself under the chin)
Leela from Futurama in the episode "Mobious Dick". When the crew ventures to another planet to pick up a monument of the first Planet Express crew, Leela points out a grammatical error in the plaque and orders the carver to make an entire new statue.
Plaque: IN MEMORY OF THE 1ST PLANET EXPRESS SHIP AND IT'S CREW.
Leela: "It's" shouldn't have an apostrophe, That means "and it is crew."
Real Life
The aptly named Kelsey Grammer (TV's Frasier) says when he talks to people, he often stops the conversation to correct them on the proper use of the English language.
Sean Hannity: What I said was that your opinion was thoughtless, what you wrote was crude, and mean, and hateful. Christopher Hitchens: And then you took up all the time for my answer with your long, rather unlettered questioning.
This kind of behaviour is not limited to English speakers. Germans love it, to the point that there's even a bestselling series of books (called "Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod") dealing with all kinds of grammar and spelling errors occurring in everyday German. But beware not to use the exact term in front of the average German (not even necessarily towards him!) ever. Germans regard the issue as much too serious to even think of using the term jokingly.
Ironically, a German high school in the city of Dachau has adopted a very interesting logo, most likely unaware of the Grammar Nazi's unofficial sign.
The late William Safire had for many years two columns in The New York Times: a weekday one given to conservative political commentarynote He gained his fame as a speechwriter to Richard Nixon, Spiro Agnew, and a large number of other Republicans with better reputations than those two, and is famous for minting a large number of the political memes of '70s politics. and one in the Times Sunday magazine entitled "On Language." "On Language" was by far the more famous, as it commented on a variety of issues and trends in American English (and occasionally other languages); many of these were usage and grammar nitpicks, which Safire would manage to make readable and even entertaining to a general audience.
The community of the popular website reddit.com is notorious for its insistence on perfect orthography and grammar. When US President Barack Obama did a short Q&A on the site during his 2012 election campaign, the most upvoted response to his answers was a grammar correction:an asteroid, Mr. President.
Along the same lines, people on Tumblr can get very nitpicky when it comes to grammar and the most widespread version of this (almost to the point of memetic levels is the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. This sums it up perfectly◊
