Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
(Cut to... well, what do you think?)

Steeve: Can I have the tank back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?
Grot: We ain't givin' it to ya fer a cookie!
(ten seconds later)
Grot: Damn. He's persuasive...
—>— A Day In the Life of a Commissar, a Warhammer 40000 machinima

Freakazoid: Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like... you know on F Troop, where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe- blublublublublub- and Agarn's wearin' a dress.

Agarn: Yoo-hoo! Loco Brothers, look who's here for you!

[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!

Young!Homer: Kids? Yeah right. You're not going to see a couple of rugrats holding me down.

8 years later, Homer and Marge are holding Bart and Lisa as babies.

Homer: You'd better not put this shot right after I said I wasn't going to have kids. That would be a devastating edit.

"I am not getting a cat."
[scene break]
"I have a cat."