Quotes / Gilligan Cut

Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
(Cut to... well, what do you think?)

Steeve: Can I have the tank back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?
Grot: We ain't givin' it to ya fer a cookie!
(ten seconds later)
Grot: Damn. He's persuasive...

"I don't know what happened. I declined his invitation, he started laughing, and the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. (beat) Did he drug me?"
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

Freakazoid: Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like... you know on F Troop, where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And O'Rourke's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe- blublublublublub- and Agarn's wearin' a dress.
Agarn: Yoo-hoo! Loco Brothers, look who's here for you!
(cue laugh track)
Candle Jack, a Freakazoid! episo
Nuh-uh-uh, troper! Not so fast.

[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!

Young!Homer: Kids? Yeah right. You're not going to see a couple of rugrats holding me down.
8 years later, Homer and Marge are holding Bart and Lisa as babies.
Homer: You'd better not put this shot right after I said I wasn't going to have kids. That would be a devastating edit.

"I am not getting a cat."
[scene break]
"I have a cat."

Quick, someone say "I bet [Billie]'s totally on her way here right now," and then we can like Jump Cut to her snoring in bed.
Walky, Dumbing of Age

Why would I say "You'll never get me in that sweater" in this scene, and then in the very next scene, I'm wearing the sweater?

Mac: You guys have nothing outside this bar.
Dennis: Don't worry, Mac. We'll be just fine.
(Cut to title card: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare")