Disneyland, USA. Who doesn't love this place? It's a home away from home, for kids of all ages. A passport to worlds unknown. A tentpole of the American zeitgeist. A place I'd like to point towards when they bury my carcass. A joyous, celebratory land of—FOUR TWENTY-NINE FOR AN ORANGE JUICE? YOU BUNCH OF FUC--
—The opening of the first episode
Some Jerk With A Camera is an internet reviewer of Disney Theme Parks (and occasionally Universal) and their assorted paraphernalia. His show blends park history lessons, articulate opinions, and wacky, frenetic, ADD-style humor. Most bizarrely, a great deal of the live footage is "on location", meaning that he's frequently cussing it up within the confines of The Most Magical Place on Earth.His show can be seen here on Geekvision, or here on Mr. Coat And Friends.
Jerk: Do you know why I review Disneyland? ...It's because I *love* Disneyland! I didn't want to be a hater! I wanted to show the Reviewaverse that you can be entertaining without resorting to constant negative whiny cynicism!
Acting for Two: Occasionally, Jerk will play two characters having a conversation such as Michael Eisner and his assistant, Walt Disney and a wealthy businessman, or a Game Show Host and two contestants...all three of whom are named Some Jerk With A Camera.
Count Jackula cameos in the Star Tours II review as two separate Imagineers.
"No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot Tupac. And Biggie. And JFK. And JR Ewing. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am Jack the Ripper. And the Zodiac Killer. And Keyser Söze. And the undercover cop in Reservoir Dogs. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled Firefly! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring Urkelback from the dead."
Even Evil Has Standards: In part one of his Epcot retrospective, they state that Disney wouldn't make their Africa pavilion if it meant being associated with South Africa.
Evil Plan: The creation of Disney's California Adventure is portrayed like this, with Michael Eisner as a James Bond villian, complete with an eyepatch, a German accent, fedora and a (plush toy) Right-Hand Cat.
Michael Eisner: Ve vant zhe tourists to stay in ze park. Vhy do they leave ze park?
Unnamed Disney Employee: Uh, well, uh, Mr. Eisner sir, according to the market research we've done, people leave so they can explore the rest of California!
Michael Eisner: Then ve vill bring the rest of California, *throws cat away* HEEEEEEEERE!
The first commentary was on his "Season One Outtakes" video, and is a random assortment of various random songs and other things. It's completely insane.
The second commentary was on his Halloween Special and is more of a Gag Dub than the previous one.
The third commentary was on his April Fools' Day Walt Disney Family Museum video and features nothing else (Aside from a short introduction by Jerk) but a clip of a mexican dressed up as the devil that Jerk calls "Mexican Devil".
The fourth commentary was his first actual commentary, on his 3 part EPCOT series.