Disneyland, USA. Who doesn't love this place? It's a home away from home, for kids of all ages. A passport to worlds unknown. A tentpole of the American zeitgeist. A place I'd like to point towards when they bury my carcass. A joyous, celebratory land of—FOUR TWENTY-NINE FOR AN ORANGE JUICE? YOU BUNCH OF FUC--
Jerk: Do you know why I review Disneyland? ...It's because I *love* Disneyland! I didn't want to be a hater! I wanted to show the Reviewaverse that you can be entertaining without resorting to constant negative whiny cynicism!
"No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot Tupac. And Biggie. And JFK. And JR Ewing. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am Jack the Ripper. And the Zodiac Killer. And Keyser Söze. And the undercover cop in Reservoir Dogs. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled Firefly! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring Urkelback from the dead."
His feet think Quentin Tarantino is just a myth he made up to scare them out of seceding from his body.
Even Evil Has Standards: In part one of his Epcot retrospective, they state that Disney wouldn't make their Africa pavilion if it meant being associated with South Africa.
Evil Plan: The creation of Disney's California Adventure is portrayed like this, with Michael Eisner as a James Bond villian, complete with an eyepatch, a German accent, fedora and a (plush toy) Right-Hand Cat.
Michael Eisner: Ve vant zhe tourists to stay in ze park. Vhy do they leave ze park?
Unnamed Disney Employee: Uh, well, uh, Mr. Eisner sir, according to the market research we've done, people leave so they can explore the rest of California!
Michael Eisner: Then ve vill bring the rest of California, *throws cat away* HEEEEEEEERE!
Jerk: Wow, this might actually be a one-part episode! If I can keep my hilarious digressions to a minimum. Speaking of which, I read the most fascinating article on Lithuania today...
N-Word Privileges: The Jerk (who is Jewish) seems to quite enjoy abusing his own just for the opportunity to frequently portray Michael Eisner as the most stereotypical "diabolical Jewish businessman" imaginable.
The first commentary was on his "Season One Outtakes" video, and is a random assortment of various random songs and other things. It's completely insane.
The second commentary was on his Halloween Special and is more of a Gag Dub than the previous one.
The third commentary was on his April Fools' Day Walt Disney Family Museum video and features nothing else (Aside from a short introduction by Jerk) but a clip of a mexican dressed up as the devil that Jerk calls "Mexican Devil".
The fourth commentary was his first actual commentary, on his 3 part EPCOT series.