Disneyland, USA. Who doesn't love this place? It's a home away from home, for kids of all ages. A passport to worlds unknown. A tentpole of the American zeitgeist. A place I'd like to point towards when they bury my carcass. A joyous, celebratory land of—FOUR TWENTY-NINE FOR AN ORANGE JUICE? YOU BUNCH OF FUC--
Jerk: Do you know why I review Disneyland? ...It's because I *love* Disneyland! I didn't want to be a hater! I wanted to show the Reviewaverse that you can be entertaining without resorting to constant negative whiny cynicism!
Acting for Two: Occasionally, Jerk will play two characters having a conversation such as Michael Eisner and his assistant, Walt Disney and a wealthy businessman, or a Game Show Host and two contestants...all three of whom are named Some Jerk With A Camera.
Count Jackula cameos in the Star Tours II review as two separate Imagineers.
"No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot Tupac. And Biggie. And JFK. And JR Ewing. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am Jack the Ripper. And the Zodiac Killer. And Keyser Söze. And the undercover cop in Reservoir Dogs. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled Firefly! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring Urkelback from the dead."
Even Evil Has Standards: In part one of his Epcot retrospective, they state that Disney wouldn't make their Africa pavilion if it meant being associated with South Africa.
Evil Plan: The creation of Disney's California Adventure is portrayed like this, with Michael Eisner as a James Bond villian, complete with an eyepatch, a German accent, fedora and a (plush toy) Right-Hand Cat.
Michael Eisner: Ve vant zhe tourists to stay in ze park. Vhy do they leave ze park?
Unnamed Disney Employee: Uh, well, uh, Mr. Eisner sir, according to the market research we've done, people leave so they can explore the rest of California!
Michael Eisner: Then ve vill bring the rest of California, *throws cat away* HEEEEEEEERE!
The first commentary was on his "Season One Outtakes" video, and is a random assortment of various random songs and other things. It's completely insane.
The second commentary was on his Halloween Special and is more of a Gag Dub than the previous one.
The third commentary was on his April Fools' Day Walt Disney Family Museum video and features nothing else (Aside from a short introduction by Jerk) but a clip of a mexican dressed up as the devil that Jerk calls "Mexican Devil".
The fourth commentary was his first actual commentary, on his 3 part EPCOT series.