You Are Fat
Did you know humans frown on weight variances? If you want to upset a human, just tell them their weight variance is above or below the norm.Sometimes, insults are very clever, devious and witty. Other times, it's easier (no matter how lame it is) to attack a person's insecurities. And everyone has body issues. So simply calling someone "fat" is usually enough to reduce them to tears, or at least make them double-check the mirror. Or the opposite can happen, and it causes the recipient of the insult to get angry and even carry out an act of physical violence against the insulter. Usually used to show the pettiness of the insulter; if the person they're criticising is in fact rather thin, it comes off as desperate, and if they are a bit overweight, it just seems cruel. The person's reaction to the insult can say something, too. Ignoring the insult or replying with something a great deal wittier just shows how unimpressed they are, while taking it to heart can show the insultee's vanity or lack-of-confidence. Can become an Insult Backfire if they are Fat and Proud.
—GLaDOS, Portal 2
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- The cast of Axis Powers Hetalia (but mostly England) will occasionally aim this insult at America. Although America takes Big Eater to comical extremes, he has actually been shown several times to be abnormally fit due to how much he exercises. Unfortunately, this causes him to gain muscle mass, which he is convinced is actually fat.
- Ranma ½: Ranma often insults Akane by calling her "thick-waisted," "overweight," or some other variation of the word "fat." Considering that she's insecure, it's a pretty bad insult, along with "uncute."
- Played for laughs when Ranma's mirror clone tells Akane that Ranma likes her.
- This is a Running Gag (though in a less direct way than most examples) with Lucy in Fairy Tail even though she is not fat at all. Every time someone carries her, they feel a need to complain that she's heavy. The first example is when Natsu and Happy is at a restaurant. They discuss how they should save the greasy food for her, since she looks like she has eaten a lot of fatty and greasy food through her life (in her earshot).
- Ms. Marvel is a frequent target of this, thanks to Running Gag, even Dr. Doom took turns at calling her fat.
- Volcania, girlfriend of Molecule Man, has been drawn slightly overweight. The Enchantress often refers to her as bloated.
- In Scott Pilgrim Knives Chau is known to call Ramona Flowers fat after she discovers Scott has left her for Ramona. Ramona is curvier than Knives but it's more that Knives is quite thin than Ramona being particularly fat.
- In numerous Astérix stories, Obelix is accused of this. His reaction varies from bitter sadness, launching into a frightening rage, or even outright denying the fact.
- When Polaris declines his offer of partnership in Ultimate X-Men, Magneto's response is to call her "an overweight harlot." She's not known to be his daughter or relative in this universe.
- In Ultimate Spider-Man, this was Peter Parker's entire repertoire against Wilson Fisk. Which works perfectly in punching through the Kingpin's usually suave, controlled manner.
Spider-Man: I really wanted to remember to tell you these things because they are really important to me. [pulls out big stack of palm-cards]. You are so fat, that when you cut yourself shaving, marshmallow fluff comes out. You are so fat...
- In reality (as Spidey knows all too well), Fisk is a mass of muscle, and can put up a decent hand-to-hand fight against him. He's been known to injure the hero just by being too tough to hit. Fisk's rage at the insult is caused more by Spidey's persistence and disrespect than by any (nonexistent) body-image issues.
- Although she's about the same size physically as her fellow Smurfs, Smurfette prior to her extreme makeover in The Smurfs comic book version of "The Smurfette" was the target of some fat jokes, including having a fun-house mirror installed that made her think that she turned fat. This eventually led to her Driven to Suicide moment and the makeover that Papa Smurf gave her in the story.
- In Watchmen, Rorschach tells his prison psychiatrist flat-out that he doesn't like him. When asked why, he says, "Fat. Wealthy. Think you understand pain."
- In Better Living Through Science And Ponies, after GLaDOS tries this on Celestia, she gets it turned back on her. Apparently, GLaDOS can dish it out, but she can't take it. Amusingly, it seems to stick because when she pulls out her new Winged Unicorn battle body, Chell thinks it looks almost anorexic for a pony.
- This is the entire shtick of Troll-Rai's Ask a Pony blog.
- Speaking of Ask a Pony, in Ask King Sombra, Drizzle gets a ton of comments about how she used to be fat. No really, like a lot.◊
Films — Animation
- In Disney's Tangled, "Gettin' kinda chubby" is one of Mother Gothel's "teasing" insults directed at undermining Rapunzel's self-confidence. (Made more ridiculous because Rapunzel is skinnier than Gothel, and they're both ridiculously thin.) Could be a case of Fridge Brilliance, a nod to the original fairy tale where Rapunzel starts to put on weight because she's pregnant from the Prince that's been visiting her.
- In El Arca, the lioness Bruma decides to go on a tirade against the heroine lioness Kairel, saying that since Kairel is about to die a horrible death by drowning, there's a few things she wants to let her know first-she goes off saying many extremely rude things, and ends with the line- "And, in case you don't know what a mirror is... You. Are. Fat."
Films — Live-Action
- Hairspray: When Tracy is being interviewed for a spot on the Corny Collins dance show, Amber tries to derail her by calling her fat. It backfires by getting her suspended from the show - Tracy is too comfortable with herself to be fazed and handles the interview with charm and grace.
- The Invention of Lying: Mark gets this, by everyone, pretty much the whole film.
- Almost everyone in Love Actually comments on poor Natalie's weight. Much to the confusion of the Prime Minister who, presumably like the audience, can see that she's not fat at all.
- Knives calls Ramona a "fatass" in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, mostly out of jealousy and anger.
- In The Producers during their climactic argument, Leo becomes so flustered and angry at Max that all he can think is to scream "FAAAAAAT! FAAAAAAAAT!"
- In The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Tuco taunts Corporeal Wallace, an overweight - and rather sadistic - Torture Technician, by saying he likes fat people, because when he knocks them down it's funny seeing them try to get up.
- A man bought his wife a talking scale. She set it up and stepped onto it - it said "One at a time, please."
- Mary Anne from The Baby-Sitters Club, showing off her Bitch in Sheep's Clothing tendencies, drops this on Dawn of all people, during the period of adjustment after the two became stepsisters.
- In one of the Wally McDoogle books by Bill Myers, when Wally and Wall Street swap places for a week, he discovers that the slim-to-average Wall Street is constantly dieting because the boys tease her about her weight. When he protests that Wall Street isn't fat and that the boys tease all the girls that way, the other girls inform him that they're all constantly dieting.
- In And Another Thing, Zaphod being reminded that Wowbagger called him a fat-ass is a Running Gag.
- In Exiles of ColSec, Cord (who's stocky and baby-faced but trim) is on the receiving end of quite a few of these, most of them from the book's main antagonist. This is lampshaded at the beginning of sequel The Caves of Klydor. And there's an inverted example in threequel ColSec Rebellion; Jeko states that Heleth (also solidly built but trim) "doesn't look as fat as she used to." Heleth is displeased.
- Since Nero Wolfe weighs 'a seventh of a ton', a go-to insult for people who are annoyed with him is to attack his weight. Wolfe is usually one of the 'unimpressed' versions however, since he's a brilliant detective, he's well aware he's fat, he's quite content being fat and the person shouting at him is usually doing so in a panic because Wolfe has discovered that they're either a murderer or because he's exposed one of their shameful secrets over the course of his investigation.
- The title, several chapters, and the ENTIRE INDEX of Al Franken's book Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot consist of fat jokes.
- In Unseen Academicals, Archchancellor Ridcully thinks of "Two-Chairs" as one of the things he could (but isn't going to) call the former Dean, now himself Archchancellor of a different Wizarding School. His train of thought then lampshades how much of a Lame Comeback "You Are Fat" is. ("'Archchancellor' was out of the question, 'Dean' too obvious an insult, 'Two-Chairs' ditto with knobs on.")
- In Don't Call Me Ishmael!, Barry Bagsley bullies Bill Kingsley, who really is fat, like this. As a result, Bill's self-confidence is incredibly low. He loses some weight in later books, and even though he is still big he becomes much more confident once he makes some friends.
Live Action TV
- The pilot episode of Game of Thrones. After nine years of not seeing his lifelong friend, the first thing Robert says to Ned is...
You got fat."
Ned doesn't say a word, but nods his head in such a way that implies "you got fatter" - then they laugh.
- Later on, Ned and Catelyn discuss Robert's girth in private.
Ned: How did he get so fat?Catelyn: He only stops eating when it's time for a drink.
- Happy Endings: This is the go-to insult used against Max, whose body is basically just average. Examples include 'like if Paul Rudd gave up', a wo man he was pretending to be straight for telling him 'you have my mother's body', 'pear-shaped', and having a 'soft interior with a soft exterior.'
- One of the many running gags in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was cracks about Uncle Phil, played by (ex-navy, poet, Bad Ass) James Avery. These would usually come from Will, Geoffrey or Jazz, who really make a Karma Houdini out of themselves, as they're often in no position to snark at them, thanks to his Ha Ha Ha No response. Fortunately, he's humble enough to take it in stride. Others, such as close friends (including Geoffrey) or coworkers also get passes.
Philip Banks: It's so good to see you, Judge!
Judge Robertson: It's so easy to see you, Philip!
- And Carlton constantly referring to him as "Big Guy" in a chummy manner might be taken to be an affectionate dig at his weight also.
- This is actually called out in an episode, where Geoffrey makes an uncreative crack and Philip complains that he should get better, more creative material.
- On Home Improvement, Tim tended to make jokes about how fat Al's mother was on his show. Ironically, when she died, Tim made a touching eulogy at her funeral, where he claimed that she was actually a big fan of the show. (Likely why Al wasn't more offended than he usually was by Tim's jokes.)
- Al Bundy tends to insult fat people a lot (women especially) on Married... with Children, especially his incredibly obese mother in law who is never seen. Of course, not all of the women he insults are completely innocent; they tend to insult him a lot too and give him a huge headache whenever he deals with them.
- This trope's use in Growing Pains became infamous when the jokes were directed at Carol Seaver, played by real-life former anorexic Tracey Gold, which contributed to the actress' nearly fatal relapse.
- Sweet Dee's insult to Mac in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when she tells him to get in the car.
- Elliot's mother tended to do this to her daughter a lot in Scrubs, despite jokes from Dr. Cox and Jordan about Elliot actually being underweight.
- It was a Running Gag on You Can't Do That on Television that Christine and Lisa were called fat (despite the obvious fact that neither of them really was. This is arguably why the joke was funny, since it would have just felt mean after a while if either of them actually had a significant weight problem).
- In one episode of Power Rangers Turbo, Kat won the lead role in the school play, prompting a snobbish girl who had wanted the part to subtly suggest she was gaining weight (an obvious exaggeration), leaving Kat rather doubtful about her appearance. Naturally, this led Divatox, with her sick sense of humor, to lay an ambush for her using a Monster of the Week who could make her lighter than air.
- Sawyer on LOST has insulting nicknames for everybody, and pretty much all of the ones he has for Hurley poke fun at his weight. Jabba, Pork Pie, Stay-Puft, International House of Pancakes, Snuffy, Jumbotron...
- On Arrested Development, Lucille constantly makes comments implying that Lindsay needs to watch her weight, and flashbacks show that she's been doing this since Lindsay was a kid. Lindsay Bluth is played by Portia De Rossi, who, after the first cancellation, revealed her struggle with anorexia. Ouch, talk about Harsher in Hindsight.
- In the first season or two of Less Than Kind, every time Josh and Sheldon have an argument, Josh's last word is, "You're so fat!" In one episode, he goes back to an agent he left when he moved to L.A. and is told, among other things, that he needs to lose five pounds, which causes him to panic, obviously due to a secret fear of ending up as fat as his brother. At the end of the episode the agent reveals he has no intention of taking him back and has just been jerking him around as punishment for the way he left in the first place, and when Josh offers to lose ten pounds instead, the agent incredulously tells him, "You're not fat, you idiot!" Left alone to chew over this information, Josh reacts by jumping around ecstatically, yelling, "I'm not fat!"
- On Curb Your Enthusiasm, Susie's standard insult to her husband is "you fat fuck," just as Larry is a "bald four-eyed fuck."
- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: In one episode, London opens her own boutique. Two ladies walk in and she protests when one of them looks at a skinny dress, telling her, "Those dresses are meant for women with an hourglass figure. You're shaped like a pumpkin." She then turns to the other woman and says, "And you're more like a butternut squash." before they both storm out.
- Orange Is The New Black: After Boo delivers a The Reason You Suck speech to Tricia, all Tricia can counter with is "Yeah, well you're fat!" Boo turns around, says "Oo, you got me!", rolls her eyes, and walks away.
- This trope sometimes turns up in adaptations of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with regards to the first Golden Ticket finder, the repulsive glutton / Fat Idiot Augustus Gloop. In the novel and 1971 film version no one insults him to his face, though they do negatively comment upon his appearance to each other, most famously in the Oompa-Loompa song that follows his being sucked up a pipe to a fudge-preparation room after he falls into the chocolate river he was drinking out of. Other adaptations are more direct.
- In the 2005 film, Augustus has to put up with the Oompa-Loompas' song about him while he's temporarily stuck in the pipe; he's shot off to the fudge room as it ends.
- In the 2010 opera The Golden Ticket, gum-chewing Violet Beauregarde is obsessed with being thin (she chews to substitute for eating) and constantly teases Fat and Proud Augustus: "Dear boy, you're just fat! It's disgusting!/You're SOOOOO fat!" She even comments, with regards to his fate, "He deserves it. He was fat!" (This makes her own comeuppance — a transformation into a giant blueberry — a touch more poetic than in other versions.)
- In the 2013 stage musical, Willy Wonka manages to make a Last-Second Word Swap ("Goodness, you look so faaaa...ntastically healthy.") upon formally greeting Augustus, but lets slip a Stealth Insult afterward: "To lead our group, Augustus Gloop!/For who could lose sight of him?" Later, as in the 2005 film, Augustus is forced to listen to the Oompa-Loompa song sending him off as he struggles in the pipe.
- Garfield is a frequent target of this, particularly from a talking set of scales◊.
- Ironically, Jim Davis got a lot of angry mail after a two-week series of strips featuring Bertha, one of Jon's weird dates who was overweight. (Even though the negativity directed towards her was rather sparse, and limited to Garfield.) As he said later in a retrospective, it's clearly more acceptable to make fun of a fat cat.
- In Shoe (a strip in which all the characters are birds), the Perfessor is called fat once, and retorts, "I'm not fat. I'm fluffy."
- One of the later Peanuts strips had Snoopy in the hospital and his three brothers Spike, Andy, and Olaf visit him. While in the waiting room, Andy asked why they don't look alike, seeing as "I'm so furry, Spike is so thin, and Olaf is so fat?" Olaf denied being fat, saying "I'm rolly-polly!"
- Raven hates Fatty Dreamer.
- CM Punk doesn't understand why so many pregnant women attend IWA Mid-South shows. What's that, you're not pregnant? He's so sorry!
- At ROH Fifth Year Festival Finale, Colt Cabana blinded Delirious and directed him against senior referee Todd Sinclair. Delirious figured out the switch when he felt how fat Sinclair was.
- What does Scott Steiner think of Samoa Joe? Better yet, just read the opening lines of Steiner's page.
- While wrestling for REINA, Luscious Latasha climbed the turnbuckle only for Sakura Hirota to roll to the other side of the ring. When Latasha hopped off, it being too far, Hirota started teetering as if she had been in an earthquake. It took Latasha a second before it sank in.
- Smith "Big Game" James got chants of "You Are Fat" at in NWA New York and New Jersey, even against opponents the same size as him.
- Matt Hardy got ridiculed about his weight by the RoHbots, especially after Hardy became the leader of S.C.U.M. whose previously leader was the much fatter Kevin Steen.
- Micah Taylor, Zero 1 United States Champion and representative of Underground U, had this much to say about the Great Championship Wrestling roster after he won GCW's Heavyweight title belt too, saying The Equalizer was especially fat.
- Allysin Kay's response when asked to choose between Valkyrie and Team Be Jealous was to tell her Be Jealous partner, Jessicka Havok, that she was a fat f***.
- An insult Trent Barretta threw at Chris Hero in Dragon Gate, or more accurately, he told Hero to "Eat a salad."
- Sledging exchange from an Australia vs South Africa Cricket match:
Shane Warne: I've been waiting two years to bowl at you again.Daryl Cullinan: Looks like you spent most of it eating.
Healy: Put a Mars Bar on a good length, that oughta do it.Ranatunga: It's no good. Boonie (David Boon) will be onto it before I can move.
- Another one, from Australia vs Sri Lanka. Shane Warne asks Ian Healy for advice on how to lure Arjuna Ranatunga out of his crease:
Glenn McGrath Why are you so fucking fat?Eddo Brandes Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.
- And the Greatest Comeback of All Time
- In Portal 2, GLaDOS spends a lot of time mocking Chell's (nonexistent) excess weight, as in the page quote. This is in keeping with GLaDOS's generally childish and bratty personality.
- She also does this to the robots in Portal 2 who serve as player characters in the co-op mode, ATLAS and P-body.note This was something the developers came up with when they were planning to have the co-op characters be Chell and another woman, but they left it in for humorous effect after they changed the characters to robots to explain how the player characters could die so much.
- According to a discussion, this is based off of writer Erik Wolpaw's experience as a fat kid with a passive-aggressive grandmother.
- Wheatley picks up the fat jokes after GLaDOS and Chell return to the new facility, but he is terrible at it. However, he manages to do it right later.
"Fatty. Fatty-fatty no-parents."
"...Just ten pounds of useless dead weight. Soon to be two hundred and ten. Fatty."
- Amusingly, the bad fat jokes end up annoying GLaDOS enough for her to outright admit that Chell isn't fat for the sake of trying to make Wheatley feel stupid.
- In one of GLaDOS's test chambers, a very early one in Portal 2, she commends Chell. Not on solving the test, but on somehow beating the odds and gaining a few pounds after being in stasis for centuries.
- Another one has GLaDOS test the Aerial Faith Plate with Chell. "Oh. Looks like you broke it's maximum weight-bearing capacity. Oh well, I'll just increase it a bit." When the player tries a second time: "Oh. You broke it again. It must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight-bearing capacity, just to be on the safe side." And a third time: "You appear to have defeated the plate's capacity. Well done. Look, I'll just lower the ceiling for you." The interesting thing is, that the Faith Plate shoots Chell the same height no matter what.
- Even her offshoot personality cores do this. One of the Fact Sphere's "facts" is "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
- Team Fortress 2 has many characters making shots at the enemy Heavy's husky figure.
The Scout: I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... Fat fat!The Demoman: Little too-much caber tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?The Engineer: Gotcha, fatboy!The Sniper: I just bagged the world's fattest man!The Spy: What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?
- Heavy himself does this to someone else in one of the Halloween comics. He asks a trick-or-treater why, when he risks his life for his family on a daily basis for his paycheck, he expects him to spend it on candy. Heavy then proceeds to call the kid presumptuous and fat, causing him to start crying. Heavy immediately apologizes, realizing people call him fat and he hates it, and gives the kid $7,000 for the trouble.
- In Dragon Age: Origins, if a female Warden chooses to leave Bann Vaughn in Howe's dungeon, he calls her a fat whore. Since all the female body models are quite slender and everyone else in-game thinks the Warden's a total babe, it's safe to assume this is just his go-to insult for a woman.
- In the Space Quest games, Roger tends to make fat jokes at the expense of his nemesis Sludge Vohaul a lot, calling him names like "Mr. Slime", "Slop", "Porky", and "Old Fatback". The Narrator did it once too in the second game, calling him "His Lardness".
- Inanimate Insanity: the normally calm and friendly Baseball goes crazy if he gets called fat. He knocked Knife off the ice platform the two were on, for one (to be fair, Knife was trying to knock him off first, which made Knife call Baseball fat in the first place).
Knife: [trying to push Baseball] No fair! Your fatness is too much to handle!
Baseball: [deep breath] I'm not fat! [kicks Knife]
- Questionable Content: Penelope and Faye toss this insult back and forth in a couple of strips. Faye is Hollywood Pudgy* and Penelope is downright skinny, but they both take it poorly.
- Bug Pudding may have a point with this one:
Archibald: Rabbits only know how to dig LITTLE tunnels...
- Dumbing of Age - This is one of Ruth's go-to insults whenever she's picking on Billie.
- RiffTrax: Michael J. Nelson says in one short, "Ah, fat jokes. Everybody loves fat jokes — except fat people."
- In WrestleCrap's recap of HardCORE Impact (TNA), there were no shortage of jokes aimed at the ECW wrestlers' fuller figures. When Francine taped a message to the fans apologizing for staying home with her infant son, Art quipped, "Total cop-out – a visibly pregnant Simon Diamond wrestled in the opener."
- Sailor Moon Abridged makes Big Eater Serena/Sailor Moon a frequent target of this.
- From the website Not Always Friendly, a sister site of Not Always Right, No, YOU make dress look fat!.
- June of Avatar: The Last Airbender implied this of Iroh even while he offered her a pretty big payout for a job.
Iroh: "Plus we'll pay your weight in gold."June: "Make it your weight, and you've got a deal."
- In an episode of Recess, Randall is so jealous at how popular T.J. (who's pretty chubby) is, which makes him pull a I Just Want to Be You mixed with Kick the Dog rant to him, which includes this trope.
Randall: Look at you! You're fat, you're ugly, you wear that filthy jacket... but everyone wants to play with you!
- Mikey can be a target of this as well. (Randall's "humor" routine in one episode uses Mikey's weight as the constant punchline.)
- In "The Ratings Game", out of all characters, Gretchen becomes a target of this trope by a group of tall, skinny fifth or sixth grade girls. What makes it funny was that Gretchen was even skinnier than them!
- In Samurai Jack, the Scotsman's wife is so sensitive about her weight, that when the Master of the Hunt called her fat, she knocked him out, and then demolished his entire robot army. By herself. Unarmed. (By the way, when Jack made the mistake of saying she was "large", she got angry again, and he fled in fear, likely the only time he ever did that. How was she kidnapped in the first place? Who knows?) In a later episode (when she wasn't around) the Scotsman made a joke about her weight to Jack, but then quickly added, "But don' tell 'er that, ya know how she is!"
- On South Park, the other boys say it to Cartman all the time. Sort of petty, but then, pointing out all his other faults doesn't really phase him.
"...returning home only momentarily to flip off my fat sister!"
- In "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000," everybody started doing this to Clyde, because apparently he's the fattest kid after Cartman's taken to juvie.
- "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers" presents a rare case when you sort of cheer for this: Henrietta is always nasty and insulting to her mother, who just sort of smiles and takes it. In this episode it finally seems like Henrietta has stopped, which makes her mom very happy. At the very end Henrietta unleashes a new torrent of insults and her mother, after a moment of confusion, snaps "Fatty!" and leaves the room.
- Henrietta also gets it from her brother several times in "Coon vs. Coon and Friends."
- The Simpsons naturally has quite a few, especially when Patty and Selma interact with Homer.
Homer: (sobs) I'm a bad father!Selma: You're also fat.Homer: I'm also fat! (sobs more)