Non Sequitur Thud

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"Thank you, Andre. I'll have the veal piccata."
Jim "Washout" Pfaffenbach (after slamming face-first into an ambulance), Hot Shots!

A character has suffered an amusing injury, usually of the blunt force to the head variety. Dazed, he will say something really random and Non Sequitur, normally either before going out like a light or after being awakened. It seems that with proper application of blunt trauma, the human skull becomes a radio receiver tuned to a random station somewhere in the world. Three common phrases used are "How many fingers am I holding up?" (helpful bystander), some variation of "I don't wanna go to school today, mommy" and "Anybody get the number of that truck?" (victim). The character may also mistake someone closest for someone else during such.

A subtrope of Non Sequitur and Parting-from-Consciousness Words, which also includes the cases where the parting words actually make sense. Overlaps with Intoxication Ensues when caused by drugs or alcohol. See also Concussions Get You High. In less serious works, tends to come hand-in-hand with Circling Birdies.

The corresponding situation where a character says something random while regaining consciousness, is Waking Non Sequitur. If a character says something random while unconscious, that's Talking in Your Sleep.


Examples:

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    Advertising 
  • One Snickers commercial has a football player get hit a little too hard. The coach makes sure his marbles are all there:
    Coach: Where are you?
    Player: I'm in New York.
    Coach: Who am I?"
    Player: You're the coach!
    Coach: And who are you?
    Player: [pauses, then dramatic voice] I'm Batman.
    Coach: Sit down.
    Player: But you don't understand! I'm Batman!
    • The player then goes on to act like Batman for the rest of the commercial as the sales pitch is going on.

    Anime & Manga 
  • Ranma ˝:
    • After hitting his head at the end of an episode, a cross-eyed Ranma says "Say, did anyone catch the number of that truck? Which way did he go? I'm Ranma!"
    • Once when Kunō hit Ranma with his sword he said "I'm a little teapot short and stout".
    • In a similar scene in Ranma Abridged, Ranma says "Expert texpert choking smokers."
  • In the English Dub of the Digimon Adventure 02 episode "Guardian Angel", Andromon hits Pegasusmon, causing the latter to de-digivolve and land in TK's arms. When he lands, Patamon says "I'll have two cheeseburgers and a large order of fries".
  • Leigharch of Black Lagoon is brimming with these, especially when he's on cocaine (manga) or pot (anime). Among the more notable ones...
    [when Revy kicks him in the head to get him moving]
    Leigharch: I forgot! We have to go to Liverpool! Jimi Hendrix is calling for me! To defeat the Klingon-alien!

    [when the car gets shot up]
    Leigharch: Barbarella is holding an anti-war sign in the nude!

    Leigharch: Playmates! There are exactly one hundred playmates! Starting from the nineties! It's attack of the Playmate Army!

    Leigharch: WHAT? My application to the Black Panthers was denied AGAIN?!note 
  • Pokémon:
    • In the Orange League episode A Way-Off Day Off, Team Rocket slides down a zipline while reciting their motto. Both Jessie and James crash into a tree at the point where they say their names.
      Jessie: Team Blocket... rest off at the lead of spite... tonight...
      James: Surrender now or prepare... to surrender now... surrender now...
      Meowth: Meowth! Say the motto riiiiight! [gives them both Fury Swipes]
    • In the Kalos League episode Battling at Full Volume!, Ash gets a fever after training with Greninja the previous night. He crawls out of his tent and slumps against Serena. He tries to say something, getting stuck on "I...", and Serena blushes, thinking Ash is about to confess his love to her. Instead...
      Ash: Iron Tail, Pikachu... *faints*
  • In Part 2 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, when Joseph knocks out some Nazi guards to infiltrate a base in Mexico, they cry out "TACOS!"
  • In the first episode of Best Student Council, when Rino was knocked out, note  Pucchan tried to put some sense into Rino, who was seeing birds around her head, but the attempt fails, for Rino dizzily says, "Uh... I couldn't eat another bite." This causes Pucchan to tilt backwards and say "You just got attacked! This isn't the time to be sleeping!"

    Comedy 
  • Richard Pryor is talking about his days as a boxer, and he gets knocked down in one punch, and then sits up, and says, "Hi, mom! I'm okay!"
  • Dane Cook mentions this when discussing fainting from overindulgence of alcohol. "And just before you faint, you always have one final thought, like, 'Lobster bisque'. *thud*"

    Comic Books 
  • Disney Ducks Comic Universe:
    • In the Donald Duck comics story "The Head of Rama Putra", 's nephews cut him loose from a hanging vine that had entangled his leg. Don ends up landing head first on a rock, and as Huey, Dewey, and Louie check on him, he babbles "Yes, Mr. President, I got the license number of that broccoli... it wasn't armed..."
    • Don Rosa's "Incident at McDuck Tower" had Donald fall in a very cartoonish manner from a building, finally landing in a display in a grocery store. As a clerk helps him out he asks "St. Peter... why is heaven full of parsley?"
  • In an issue of the Harley And Ivy miniseries, the two infiltrate the set of a movie based on their capers. Harley is unimpressed by the actor playing the Joker, and pummels him. He is then seen babbling "Yoda? ...Dagobah system?" This is a Mythology Gag combined with an Actor Allusion, as in the DCAU the Joker is played by Mark Hamill.
  • In the old Super Mario Bros. comic story Mutiny on the Fungi, after getting klonged on the head by an irate former Mook, Bowser stammers "I'll get a job in the morning, Mommy."
  • A running gag in DC's 'Mazing Man comics is that whenever the title character get conked on the head (including one instance when he is stuffed into a Goodwill box) he'd start singing Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits. Which may make the Darkwing Duck gag listed in Western Animation the World's Most Obscure Shout-Out.
  • A common gag in Nodwick when the gang (usually Nodwick himself) sustains head injuries.
  • In one Tomorrow Stories story featuring Splash Brannigan, Splash sets himself up as a Film Noir detective and gets embroiled in a tense mystery. He also narrates the whole story out loud, which means he talks like this: "'C'est la vie, ma chère, I wheezed, Frenchly." When he's drugged, he manages to say "'Now, what about this urble flurgle glurb blufungle?', I unicorned, orangely." before passing out.
  • In one of the final issues of the Milligan/Allred X-Force, the team is facing a legal threat and has to change their name soon, but can't think of anything. When U-Go Girl is attacked during a mission, she passes out, wakes up momentarily, and says something like "That's it! Our new name, we'll call ourselves the X-Men!" before losing consciousness again.
  • In issue #11 of the Darkwing Duck comic, after hitting his head the villain Steelbeak says "Ma? That you? I will watch my language... Buster told me to", which is a shout-out to Tiny Toon Adventures. Steelbeak and Fowlmouth were both voiced by Rob Paulsen using nearly identical voices.

    Fan Works 
  • From Calvin and Hobbes: The Series, after the titular duo crash their sled once again:
    Hobbes: How much cluck could a good duck cluck if a good duck could cluck good?
    Calvin: Darkness? It is I, Pajama Sam! I have come to vanquish you!
  • Earth and Sky: Poor Applejack gets a few of these after getting clocked over the head by Shootin' Star in a Bar Brawl.
    Applejack: That's a fine bucket o' cranberries, prime minister. Have a baked accordion with yer sandwich, compliments o' the fire department.

    Applejack: Bananas ain't right. You tell 'em I ain't havin' 'em on the steerin' committee.
  • In Magnetism, Twilight, after being dragged, with Fluttershy, into Rainbow Dash at high speeds, gets up and delivers one before falling over again.
    Yes mommy, I would like syrup with my pancakes.
  • Jewel Of Darkness plays this a bit more seriously, as Jinx is rendered delirious by Mad Mod's Mind Rape until she receives medical attention.
  • Ditzy Don't: Pinkie has this to say to Twilight after Ditzy accidentally food-poisons her:
    Pinkie Pie: If I don't make it... Tell Gummy... he always goes flat when he tries to hit that high B. He really needs to work on that...
  • From chapter 3 of Ed, Edd, 'n Pony, after the plow that Ed and Big Macintosh were in crashes through the wall: "I think I hit a pipe."
  • The DJ-PON3 Party: When Twilight thinks that a stallion flirting with her and Octavia at Vinyl's club touched her flank (it was actually Spike hoping she'd assume this, because he didn't like the guy flirting with Octavia), she punches him in the face so hard he stumbles out of their booth, utters one of these, and then passes out.
    Graphite: Thank you very much, please come again...
  • From Chapter 5 of Attack on Titan: Ponies from Afar, After Rainbow Dash gets blindsided and slammed into a building by an Off Hand Back Hand from a Titan:
    Rainbow Dash: And then Daring Do drank all the cheesecake.
  • Yang in RWBY Reckoning, which also doubles as a Shout-Out:
  • The Equestrian Wind Mage:
    • At the Crystal Fair, Rainbow Dash body slam tackles Maulgrim during a joust, only for the attack to No Sell against him, leading to her uttering one of these before passing out.
      Rainbow Dash: But I don't wanna feed Gramma while she's in the bathtub.
    • In Season 2, when Vaati gets blindsided by a Helmasaur in the Diamond Dog mines, he also mutters out of these before passing out.
      Vaati: No, Ezlo, I said two teaspoons of sugar in my waffles.
  • In the Epilogue of Flames and Twilight, After Flare brought Nightmare Moon back to life as a Filly:
    ''Flare looked up, his eyes swirling a bit. "Hey there, Fairy~ Doo doo do doooo! Fairy learned Double Team!" Flare giggled as Twilight sighed. Yeah, he was fine.
  • In A Door Jam, during the battle with the wyvern, Applejack gets slammed into a cliff:
    Applejack: Granny Smith, I think that apple cider is a mite strong.
  • In Marionettes, Cover Story blasts Pinkie Pie's Party Cannon and makes it explode in her face. When Fluttershy checks on her, she mutters, "Boneless, I know you miss Cheese Sandwich but he's throwing a party in Las Pegasus..."
  • I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC:
    • After a few too many drinks, Iron Man says "Thank you Andre; I'll have the veal picatta," then passes out, falling forward onto his face. And then through the floor; Spider-Man is surprised to discover that Stan's Place has a basement. Presumably this is a Shout-Out to Hot Shots!.
    • Also Spider-Man's slightly drunken Transformers freak out:
      Spider-Man: [to Iron Man] Bumblebee!
      Batman: That's not him.
      Spider-Man: [to Superman] Optimus!
      Batman: He's not here.
      Spider-Man: This isn't my war!
      Batman: No, it isn't.
      Spider-Man: But I fear it soon will be.
      Batman: No, it won't.
  • Dragon Ball Z Abridged:
  • In Fall to Zenith Voldemort uses the truck version after Serafall turns him into a Prinny and then kicks him, sending him ricocheting into several walls.

    Films — Animation 
  • Kuzco to Pacha in The Emperor's New Groove, after Chicha hits him with a frying pan:
    Kuzco: You have a lovely wife! Both very pretty!
  • In Oliver & Company, Einstein does this during a diversion by Dodger and his gang. He bumps into Jenny's limo and says, "Go on, Sparky! Find Bumper!"
  • In FernGully: The Last Rainforest, Batty (the PTSD bat played by Robin Williams) is ranting against humans when Zack touches his brain implant. He gets a jolt of electricity and says "Price check on prune juice, Bob — price check on prune juice." Then he's out. In fact, this is a Running Gag in the movie. It becomes a plot point during the Final Boss battle when he starts to get basic cable and Zack flicks through until he gets Hamburger Hill.
  • Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie:
    • Bob and Mr. Asparagus utter these after their van hits a rock and the air bags deploy in their faces:note 
      Bob: Is this... Heaven?
      Mr. Asparagus: Smells like... Wisconsin!
    • The "outtakes" include alternate versions of this scene with even-more-random lines.
  • In Robots, Mr. Bigweld says several odd things after being hit in the head with a telephone.
    Bigweld: I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball!
    Bigweld: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!... If you're happy and you know it...
    Bigweld: Daaaiiisy... Daaaiiiisyyy... give me your answer doooo...
  • In Shrek the Third, after headbutting her way through a second stone wall, Fiona's mother starts humming "A Spoonful of Sugar".
  • In the Disney film The Prince and the Pauper, Goofy, disguised as an executioner, inadvertently knocks out a weasel guard with his axe while trying to save Donald and the Mickey look-a-like. The weasel guard babbles, "Thank you, I had a lovely evening," and kisses Goofy before passing out.
  • A Goofy Movie has this exchange take place when Goofy and Max are spending a night in the their car:
    Goofy: [half-asleep] How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
    Max: Uh... three and a half?
    [beat]
    Goofy: ... *thud* ZZZZZ...
  • In Astérix and the Vikings, after Obelix punches out one of the Roman guards he says "Second door on the left... you passed the test" before falling unconscious.
  • In LEGO DC Comics: Justice League vs. Bizarro League, after Superman is hurled into a giant crystal by Darkseid, Batman tells him that he needs more time to rebuild his ship, to which Superman responds "Time...time is now purple o'clock."
  • The Secret Life of Pets has this bit from Snowball after he's disoriented by the bus crash:
    "That raccoon's lying. He ain't the President!" (face plants)
  • Space Jam:
    • After getting knocked for a loop during the Big Game, Daffy Duck clings to one of the Monstars and babbles "But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today! I want to stay home and bake cookies with you." Made even funnier upon him being pulled away from the opponent, he strongly tugs at the Monstar's face and rearranges his facial features.
    • Also, earlier in the film, Bugs and Daffy are in "3-D Land" getting Michael's lucky basketball shorts, when Daffy makes a wrong turn while tunneling in Looney Toons fashion toward the Jordan house, resulting in a nasty confrontation with the family dog. A few seconds later, Daffy rings the front doorbell. When Bugs answers it from the inside, Daffy says (not sings) "Twinkle, twinkle, little star!" before passing out.
    • After being incinerated by a Monstar's fire breath, Foghorn Leghorn says "Did you order original recipe or extra crispy?"

    Films — Live-Action 
  • In the football movie Little Giants, a kid gets tackled, and mumbles "Did I pass the spelling test?" before losing consciousness.
  • Near the end of Son of the Pink Panther, one of the bad guys is hit in the head by a falling statue, exclaims "That's it! No more Mr. Nice Guy!"... and promptly falls unconscious.
  • Hot Shots! and Hot Shots! Part Deux. The one from the first film is the page quote up top. From the second film:
    Topper Harley: That's right, Lindsay, it's 20 minutes past the hour, and now here's the Buckinghams with "Kind of a Drag". *thud*
  • A rare non-comedic example occurs in Walk the Line. As he loses consciousness after collapsing onstage, Johnny mutters, "Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion" (an old Foghorn Leghorn line).
  • Also used non-comedically (or not) in The Happening — the people affected by the neurotoxin do this right before they kill themselves.
  • Spaceballs:
    • After the ship comes out of Ludicrous Speed, Dark Helmet — who was not restrained in any capacity — gets catapulted forward and smashes his giant helmet-covered head into a computer terminal, smashing it, his helmet, and his glasses. When asked for orders after he got up, he goes, "Well, why don't we take a five minute break? Smoke if you got 'em!" and collapses. It's actually a subversion, since what he was saying made perfect sense, even after the head trauma.
    • Later in the film, while Lone Star and company are lost on the desert planet, Barf gasps "Oh, waiter... Check, Please!!" before collapsing from exhaustion.
  • A Kid in King Arthur's Court:
    Calvin: Sir Kane! How many fingers am I holding up?
    Sir Kane: Just a little off the top. Keep the sideburns.
  • The Big Lebowski: "That rug... really... tied the room together." Though it's hardly a non sequitur in context — more like a Catch Phrase.
  • Scary Movie 4 While attempting to save their van from a mob, Tom gets socked in the jaw.
    Tom: Don't worry kids, there's no way that they can *whack* build a robot made out of chocolate.
  • Q in Tower of Terror, after he receives a shock.
    Q: Good morning!
  • The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother. After receiving a (giant) boot to the groin, Moriarty's unnamed assistant (Roy Kinnear) calls out "Oh taxi!" and collapses.
  • In Silent Movie when the studio chief falls victim to an unexpected Slapstick gag, he responds with "Who am I? Where am I? Who ordered the veal cutlet?"
  • Laurel and Hardy:
    • Unusual variation in Way Out West, during the singing of "Trail of the Lonesome Pine": Stan shows off by singing in a (dubbed) deep baritone, to Ollie's consternation. Ollie gets a mallet from behind the bar and konks Stan — who switches to a woman's soprano, finishes off the song, then keels over.
    • In Babes in Toyland, the villain konks Stan over the head... Stan looks confused, turns to Ollie, and says "Did he hit me?" Ollie nods, and Stan collapses.
  • Star Trek:
    • Averted in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock where Dr. McCoy is suffering from a Vulcan mind meld. McCoy is fine during incarceration, but can slip into Spock-mode at any given moment.
      Kirk: How many fingers am I holding up? [while making the Vulcan salute]
      McCoy: That's not very damn funny!
    • Also in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, we get this gem after Dr. McCoy fixes up a cerebral hemorrhage Chekov suffered in a fall:
      Kirk: Name. Rank.
      Chekov: Chekov... Pavel... rank... [grins] Admiral.
    • Played with in Star Trek. At the end of the bar fight that Pike breaks up, Kirk says something lucid to him but it's obvious that he is dazed. This is one of the more accurate depictions of someone who has been repeatedly punched in the face.
      Pike: You alright, son?
      Kirk: You can whistle really loud, you know that?
  • Another rare non-comedic example crops up in Black Hawk Down of all places. One of the rangers gets a little too close for comfort to an RPG explosion. One of the Delta members (after dispatching the guy with the launcher) rushes over to check him. After uncovering him from all the rubble, he merely asks "Are you alright? Are you OK?" Which is answered by "Yeah, I can hear bells ringin'," which gives the Delta member a good laugh. Justified in that the characters were in a war zone, and since his response was stating a physical condition he was dealing with at that moment, he was still very much alert. Or, at least alert enough to remain combat effective until he could be thoroughly checked out by a medic or doctor.
  • In the remake of The Longest Yard, one of the guards takes a huge hit and ends up with a concussion. As he's being carried off the field, he says (to the men carrying him) "Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad! Thanks for picking me up from school!"
  • In MouseHunt, Caesar the Eccentric Exterminator, played by Christopher Walken, tries to ferret out the mouse in question, but it sends him on a very painful journey through the house, after which he is taken out in a hospital stretcher. As he is being carried out, what he says clearly shows that the mouse drove him to madness.
    Ernie Smuntz: Caesar, are you all right? Try to think, did you catch that mouse?
    Caesar: What's that? Horse!? FIENDISH!!! I WON'T EAT IT!! AAAGH! [makes chattering noises like a mouse]
  • In The Man with One Red Shoe, Tom Hanks' character is shot in the rear-end with several tranquilizer darts. As they begin to take effect, he says, "No, mom! I'm not watching TV! I'm practicing! I'm practicing!" Then he mimics playing the violin before passing out.

    Literature 
  • Happens in a chapter of one of Tamora Pierce's Protector of the Small books, appropriately titled "Tilt Silly". Kel received a massive blow while tilting and winds up giggling to her former, stern training master.
    Kel: I know, my lord. You wish I were a boy. But being a girl is more fun. More fun-er? Is that right?
    Wyldon: Go lie down, Mindelan. You're tilt-silly.
  • In nearly every one of the Encyclopedia Brown children's books, the tale of Encyclopedia's sidekick, Sally Kimball, pounding some sense into bully Bugs Meany, leaving him muttering "deal the cards." However, Encyclopedia Brown Lends A Hand has it that she left him "muttering about the price of yo-yos in China." Different books have it being different things, but he always has a non-sequitur thud. She beats him up multiple times, and he usually has one each time.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire features this type of behavior from a Muggle as a side-effect of an unusually large amount of magical memory modification: when the main characters are checking out of a campground in August he waves them off with a "Merry Christmas."
  • In the seventh book, Captain Underpants lands on his head. When Harold and George rush to his side to see if he's okay, he mutters "Mommy, my train went swimming in the piano."
  • Tobias smacks into a window during a mission in one Animorphs book. The rest of the mission is interspersed with his random comments about Clue.
    Tobias: Miss Scarlet? Was it Miss Scarlet with the plum in the professor?
  • Star Trek: New Frontier:
    • In the novel "Martyr", Commander Shelby had just been badly injured in a planetside attack, but she's well enough to take over command in a fight. After a crazy (but ingenious) plan to use the local star as a deadly weapon, she congratulates everyone, then stops and yells "Oh look! The colors!" before passing out again.
    • In Imzadi II, written by the same author, who is one of the creators of Space Cases, Lwaxana is stuck and delivers the quote below from that show.
  • Discworld:
    • Late in the novel Feet of Clay, troll cop Detritus proceeds to blackmail another troll into helping them reassemble a golem by threatening to arrest him (or worse) on drug charges. Detritus knows this because he'd tasted the powder hidden in one of the statues and found it to be Slab: an infamous Troll drug. After said cooperation is assured, he asks another cop, "Did I just lick 'dis?" When told yes, he seems relieved. "'D hate to believe dis room was really full of giant hairy spide... weeble weeble sclup..." Thud.
    • In Soul Music, Death, while making a stab at Drowning His Sorrows, makes a long, rambling speech on how he can never forget anything, even things that haven't happened yet, and how he can't prevent the things he doesn't like.
      Death: Ah, funny how things come back to you, isn't it. Ysabell...
      It was the most impressive collapse the bar had ever see. The tall dark stranger fell backward slowly, like a tree. There was no sissy sagging of the knees, no cop-out bouncing off a table on the way down. He simply went from vertical to horizontal in one marvelous geometric sweep.
  • In Woody Allen's humorous short story, "Remembering Needleman", the titular character died when he was tapped in the head by a wrecking ball. "His last, enigmatic words were, "No thanks, I already own a penguin."

    Live-Action TV 
  • In one episode of Police Squad!, "The Champ" gets knocked out during a boxing match, and when his manager asks him "How many fingers am I holding up?", The Champ answers "Thursday" and passes out.
  • Veronica Mars: Sheriff Lamb murmurs "I smell bread" just before he passes out after a suspect has hit him with a baseball bat. This example gives the trope a more dramatic and poignant spin: Lamb, a regular series antagonist, is lying in a pool of blood when he mutters the phrase, and later in the episode we find out he has died from his injuries. This comes from the "auras" (hallucinations) that usually precede brain "episodes" such as seizures, aneurysms or, rarely, a stroke. "Smelling toast" is one of the most common olfactory hallucinations and has become a meme of its own. (See this page for more information.) It's possible that a head injury caused just such an event.
  • This trope was common especially in the early seasons of M*A*S*H.
    • Frank Burns and Henry Blake were especially prone to it, especially when their fellow surgeons were less than responsible with sedatives.
    • The line about smelling fresh bread was used once.
    • The series featured an episode where Klinger got nailed in the head and spent several minutes wandering around speaking gibberish in Arabic. (If it was the episode "Dear Sigmund", it's strongly implied that Klinger was only pretending to have a head injury in yet another scheme to get discharged from the Army.)
  • In Hogan's Heroes, a scheme to rescue Tiger from the Gestapo nearly goes bad when the Russian man they have playing Himmler hits his head on a pipe and collapses. He abruptly sits up a moment later, salutes, and says, "Long live our glorious leader, the Czar!" before passing out again.
    • In another episode, Carter gets caught in an explosion when trying to prep a bomb for sabotage. The others manage to pull him out of the wreckage and ask him if he's alright. His response is a very dazed "Hello Mom".
  • In Doctor Who, physical trauma (especially post-regenerative stress) often causes the Doctor to get mixed up and refer to former companions and adventures.
    • The Fourth Doctor was particularly prone, not quite to the point of it being one of his quirks.
      • After regenerating:
        The Doctor: ...typical Sontaran attitude. Stop Linx... perverting the course of human history. I tell you, Brigadier, there's nothing to worry about. The brontosaurus is large and placid. And stupid! If the square of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares on the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins? [beaming smile] Never did know the answer to that one. [passes out]
      • After having experienced Agony Beam torture from Styggron in "The Android Invasion":
        The Doctor: Shush, shush, shush. [with great dignity$] Once upon a time, there were three sisters, and they lived at the bottom of a treacle well. Their names were Olga, Marsha, and Elena. Are you listening, Tilly?
        Sarah: I'm Sarah.
        The Doctor: What? [passes out]
    • In "The Christmas Invasion", after his regeneration into the Tenth Doctor:
      The Doctor: I've got something to say... something I have to tell you... something important, what was it? No hold on, hold on, hold on... Oh! I know! Merry Christmas! [thud]
    • Flesh-Eleven in "The Almost People" utters a few catchphrases of previous doctors, in their original voices. He also gets them a bit confused.
      The Doctor: Reverse the Jelly Baby of the Neutron Flow.
    • In "Deep Breath", following his regeneration into the Twelfth Doctor:
      The Doctor: Never mind! Everyone, take five! [thud]
    • In Internal Homage to the first Fourth Doctor example above, Twelve bellows "The Sontarans are trying to pervert the course of human history!" when roused from unconsciousness in "Listen".
    • Occasionally happens to companions as well; in "The Empty Child", after Jack Harkness rescues Rose from a barrage balloon flying over London with a tractor beam, he warns her that the tractor beam can be disorienting and comments that she looks a little dizzy. Rose answers, "What about you? You're not even in focus... oh boll.." Then she faints.
  • Lester in Beakman's World, far too many times to count. Sometimes he even initiates the amusing injury that leads to the thud. For example, hitting himself with a gavel, then yelling "Sustained!" Thud!
  • Married... with Children:
    • In the episode "Cheese, Cues and Blood", Al sells all of his blood to 9 blood banks in order to pay a man because Kelly became a pool hustler in order to buy an expensive dress for the "Miss Cheese" pageant. Al spouts much nonsense throughout the rest of the episode, and at one point, Jefferson mentions that the former air-guitared to "It's a Small World".
      Al: Hey, everything looks like noodles in here!
      Al: ♪ They call me Flipper... ♪
      Al: Hey umpire, he's got a horse in his pocket! And I need a ruling!
      Al: (after being told he seems better now) Must be the beer. The brain doesn't need blood, just gotta keep the brain wet.
      Al: This pig will self-destruct in 5 seconds."
    • Again in "Sofa, So Good", except off-screen after getting trampled by pigs.
      Al: Peg? To Serve Man... It's a cookbook!
  • The android Kryten from Red Dwarf has suffered a couple of these. In "White Hole", after being used as a battering ram, he responds "I'm fine thank you, Susan" when Lister asks if he's all right. Later, in Quarantine, he gets a fire-axe embedded in his back, causing him to spout gibberish and ram his head into a convenient pillar in order to fix it:
    Kryten: [gibberish] Two and one-half badgers, please — [gibberish] ...No, I'll eat them here. — [gibberish, bangs his head on the pillar] ...Ah, that's better. Now I can win self-determination for the South Maldivian people!! [additional spluttering and gibberish, bangs his head on the post again]
  • In The X-Files episode "Bad Blood", a drugged Mulder briefly regains consciousness and sings a fragment of the theme from Shaft. At least, that's what Scully claims. What really sells this is Mulder's reaction.
    Mulder: [indignantly] I. Did. Not.
  • In The A-Team episode "Children of Jamestown", Face takes one to the... well, face. When Hannibal asks how many fingers he's holding up, the bleary commando volunteers "Gargh... Blue... TREE!"
  • Effy in Skins, immediately upon being shot up with an overdose of (probably) heroin:
    Effy: Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know, came out my mum the wrong way... I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate, and the people I hate— [falls over]
  • A non-cranial injury version of this trope occurred during the Babylon 5 episode "Parliament of Dreams", in which Londo Mollari — drunk off his ass — spouts a bunch of nonsense and collapses. The scene is also an epic Chewing the Scenery moment for the Centauri ambassador.
    Londo: [to Delenn] Have I ever told you, that you are very cute for a Minbari? [to Garibaldi] And you are cute too, in an annoying sort of way. Everybody's cute. Everybody's cute! Even me... But in purple, I'm stunning! [Thud]
    Vir: Ah! He has become one with his inner self!
    Garibaldi: He's passed out.
    Vir: That too.
  • Consciously used by the titular ME in Crossing Jordan. Trying to ignore that she'd been diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, Jordan eventually suffers a seizure at work. When she comes around, Doctor Macy checks her mental status with the 'how many fingers?' test, and Jordan pranks him by slurring "Friiiday!"
  • On Home Improvement, Tim Taylor often said "We'll be right back after these messages from Binford" (or some mangling thereof) right before passing out or when awakened, even when not on the set of Tool Time. Possibly justified, as any debilitating accident on the show immediately calls for a cut to commercial, and Tim has been conditioned to get these words out as soon as possible.
  • On Space Cases, the android Thelma has been sent over to retrieve a data crystal from another ship with automated defenses, which have fired at her. When the crew expresses the desire to examine it...
    Thelma: Excellent idea, Pierre. The corn muffins look scrumptious today! [falls the the floor]
  • A scene-long one occurs on Stargate Atlantis when Rodney returns to Atlantis hopped up on the Wraith enzyme. His rant is long and confusing, especially for Weir, who doesn't know any of the context. This quickly turns into a "Funny Aneurysm" Moment when it's later revealed that he's in serious danger.
  • Firefly, after Jayne is drugged:
    Jayne: Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy...
    Wash: All what?
    Jayne: You got the light, from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... [starts grabbing at the air] little angels... [THUD]
    Wash: ...Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
    Simon: [regretfully] I told him he should lie down...
  • On the Discovery Channel documentary Two Weeks In Hell, a would-be Green Beret became disoriented during an exercise. When asked if he knew where he was, his answer was "Hash browns?" at which point they wisely stuck him in a truck going back to the base's medical station.
  • In the first episode of Black Books, Manny accidentally swallows the Little Book of Calm and spends the rest of the day as a Jesus-figure spouting extracts from the book at anyone who'll listen. When he gets punched in the face by a skinhead he jumbles them up;
    Manny: Add a drop of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it...
  • From Chuck:
    Lester: If we come back, I want a raise, perks, the company car, and three kilos of— [tranquilizer dart] Gluten free biscotti! [Thud!]
    Jeff: [tranquilizer dart] ...I think my water just broke. [Thud!]
  • Glee: April tricks Kurt into drinking cough syrup containing alcohol. When Emma questions him about it, he stares at her and says "Oh, Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy!" before throwing up on her shoes. It doesn't help that Emma does look like a scared deer most of the time.
  • Criminal Minds has a rare chilling example in later episode. An agent Prentiss worked with before transferring to the BAU checks a peephole in a door. The perspective is from what she sees, which is a man standing nearby. A silenced gunshot is heard, and she says in a dreamy voice, "Grandma brought it... for Christmas" as a drop of blood runs down her forehead just before she falls over, dead.
  • In one episode of Seinfeld, Kramer gets kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola. He happened to be wearing a helmet at the time, but still ended up with a concussion. The next time we see him, he has one pants leg on, only shaved the right side of his face, and is completely unaware of both. The first real non-sequitur however, is when he yells "YO-YO MA!" in mid-conversation with Jerry and George. After that he answers the phone speaking Italian-sounding gibberish.
  • In an episode of Victorious, Tori ends up becoming extremely woozy after giving too much blood, and while trying to perform in the school play ends up speaking gibberish while trying to speak her lines.
    Tori: And so I'm not a captain... I'm a... pretty little salmon... [thud]
  • In one episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, Andy Travis gets his by some flying debris and is knocked unconscious. The first thing he says to anyone when they bring him around is, "Has anyone seen my dog?" Andy doesn't have a dog.
  • A serious example from season 5 of Lost, the characters left on the island become Unstuck in Time and are subjected to numerous random time skips that are dangerous to their health. Charlotte deteroriates faster than the others, eventually collapsing and saying "I'm not allowed to eat chocolate before dinner" before she dies. It Makes Sense in Context though.
  • Pixelface: In "Rock Star", Romford has a glass of orange squash poured into his CPU and runs through several non-sequiturs before shutting down.
  • In an episode of Hannah Montana, Miley takes on ice hockey and is tackled by the other team in the goal.
    Miley: I heard a ding. Are my brownies ready? [passes out]
  • Star Trek: Enterprise. Enterprise's medical officer, Dr. Phlox, is from a species that must hibernate a few days every year. The crew try to wake him up with a stimulant to treat an ensign who's broken his leg, only for Phlox to emit a long stream of nonsense, then fall flat on his face the moment he gets off his bunk to go to Sickbay.
    Phlox: May I have some assistance please?
  • House, usually played this trope for drama.
    • Often, is is justified by a neurological problem causing aphasia in the patient-of-the-week, acute psychosis, or mental illness. More often than not, this is immediately followed by some medical emergency that threatens the patient's life.
    • House, himself, has a more humorous example during one of his rare Pet the Dog moments, when he breathes an autistic boy's anesthetic gas to show him it is safe. When the boy goes under, House staggers out of the procedure room, crashes into an equipment cart, and compliments Cameron's "pretty hair."

    Music 
  • This occurs at the end of the Star Bomb song "Glass Joe's Title Fight":
    Glass Joe: [after receiving a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown from Mr. Sandman] W-Whoo-woow, whoo-woow, I love candy corns... Please put them in my donuts! [punched] Ow!
    Doc Louis: Oh, you beat the French out of him!
    Glass Joe: I have my—[more punching] My favorite color is seven—[punched again] Noooo more peanuts for me, stewardess... Godzilla is my dad. [punched yet again]

    Pro Wrestling 
  • Pro Wrestler Ric Flair will often take a few steps and act completely normal, maybe even letting out a "Woooo!" before suddenly collapsing face first after receiving an especially strong hit. Known as the Flair Flop.
  • Another funny example came from Perry Saturn. After being clocked in the head with a frying pan in a back-stage vignette, he screamed out, "YAHTZEE! You're welcome!" and went out cold. His gimmick for quite some time involved these and he also began carrying a mop to the ring with him as his "valet", even choosing it over Terri Runnels.
  • After the Hit Squad, Mafia and Monsta Mack, took a loss to the strong style thugs Low Ki and Homicide in Jersey All Pro Wrestling, Monsta Mack muttered about forgetting his math book as he tried to get back to his feet.
  • Ashely Lane would whimper something to the effect of "I don't do bad things" while taking a beating from Angel Williams on Lexie Fyfe's Slammin Ladies (now look at their TNA run and laugh)

    Sports 
  • The Flair Flop was (unintentionally) De Fictionalized by Rolles Gracie after being gobsmacked by a huge right hand from Derrick Mehmen. See it here.
  • During the 1994 NFC Championship game, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman suffered a nasty concussion (one of many in his career). Back in the locker room, the Cowboys' medical staff tried to assess Aikman's mental status. He didn't know he was at Texas Stadium, didn't know who the opposing team wasnote , didn't know if the Cowboys had wonnote , didn't understand that the Cowboys' win meant they were going to the Super Bowl, he thought the Super Bowl was being played in Henryetta, Oklahomanote , and couldn't remember who was last year's Super Bowl MVPnote .
  • Extremely dark real life case: in 1919 a boxing match took place between Jack Dempsey and World Heavyweight Champion Jess Willard. Some people thought it was a mismatch, as Willard towered over Dempsey and looked like he was twice the size of Dempsey. (Willard stood close to 6'7 and 250 pounds, Dempsey about 6'1 and 185.) As it turns out, the fight was a mismatch, but not the way people expected. From the opening bell Dempsey swarmed Willard and delivered may well be the single most vicious, brutal, and ruthless beatdown in boxing history. Willard was knocked down 7 times in the first round alone, (at the time, a boxer could stand directly over his fallen opponent and punch as soon as both knees had left the mat) and the fight went 3 rounds before being stopped. Willard's list of injuries read more like the results of a car accident: nose completely smashed, jaw broken in multiple places, broken ribs, teeth knocked out, etc. As Willard was carried from the ring to the hospital, those carrying him heard Willard mutter to himself over and over "I have a farm in Iowa and $100,000 in the bank. I have a farm in Iowa and $100,000 in the bank. I have a farm in Iowa..." in what was perhaps an overlap with a Survival Mantra.

    Video Games 
  • In Sam and Max: Culture Shock, a trio of hypnotized former child stars, the "Soda Poppers", are causing havoc in Sam and Max's neighborhood, and our heroes have to knock the Soda Poppers unconscious to snap them out of their hypnosis. As each of the Soda Poppers gets KOed, he mumbles his catch phrase from their old show before falling over.
  • A recurring line when people are knocked out in the first Discworld video game is "Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?" This actually plays into a puzzle, as later on in the game you get a donkey arrested by giving a recently KOed assassin its registration.
  • In Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves, after Carmelita shoots Muggshot repeatedly with her Stun Gun, he mumbles, "Mudda, is that you? I'm sorry... I didn't know they were yours.." before toppling unconscious.
  • Monkey Island:
    • In The Secret of Monkey Island, Guybrush gets shot out of a cannon by the Fabulous Flying Fettuccini Brothers, and promptly flies into a circus tent pole. He slides down upside-down, and the brothers run over to make sure he's okay. Both options for response appear upside down - one is simply him asking where the pot he was using as a helmet went, the other has him randomly ask "I'm Bobbin. Are you my mother?" which is a non-sequitur in game but is a reference to Loom, a previous LucasArts game.
    • Although it's not precisely a Non Sequitur Thud, he can ask the same question later on, to be informed that his mother is a duck (yes, another Loom reference). In fact, Guybrush exhibits a marked tendency to rattle off some distinctly nonsensical crap whether he's got a concussion or not.
    • Tales of Monkey Island, shortly before Guybrush dies from a sword to the gut:
      Guybrush: Is that you, mother? I washed my hands...
  • The "exploding piano" minigame in the Duck Amuck Looney Tunes game has Daffy say a different Non Sequitur Thud every time the piano explodes, including "No more for me thanks, I'm driving" from "Rabbit Seasoning" below. Others include "And I say he does have to shoot me now" (from the Duck Season, Rabbit Season sequence in the same cartoon); "There are four lights" (a Shout-Out to Star Trek: The Next Generation) and the ever popular "Check, Please!".
  • In Psychonauts, The Comically Serious Sasha Nein has the misfortune of being clonked on the head by one of his own Censors, who believe him to be a dangerous thought. During the ensuing fight against the Mega-Censor, he drops hints if you get stamped as well. If this happens often enough, though, Agent Nein instead starts to ramble nonsensically:
  • From MOTHER 3, just before a (rather unnaturally terrifying) maid robot explodes in a small mushroom cloud. The gibberish it spouts in full:
    YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO / GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE / THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS / FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES / BROKEN BROKEN / OH SO SEW BROKEN / *whir* *clank* *clunk*
  • In Marathon Infinity when you deactivate Durandal in the level "Hang Brain" there are some mighty gibberish when you read one of the computer terminals. Go here and scroll down to "Hang Brain (Terminal 1: 1st Message)" to read it.
  • Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty gives us the malfunctioning Robo-Colonel and the infamous line "I need scissors, 61!" The full line is one of the weirdest things ever heard.
    Robo-Colonel: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
  • After being short-circuited by Villainous Harlequin Dimentio, malfunctioning mechanical dragon Fracktail from Super Paper Mario tries to reboot his system. It doesn't work out so well:
    Fracktail: ?BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!?
It also appears to be a rather beautiful Take That aimed at Nintendo's competitor Microsoft.
  • In Beyond Good & Evil, when you first return to IRIS HQ with Double H, he tries to deliver a report of his findings...after spending several days in what appears to be some kind of torture device and in such desperate need of medical attention that you've been given a time limit of less than five minutes. He almost gets there, but rapidly degrades into incoherence before crashing through a banister onto the couch next to the stairs.
  • In the Xbox party game Whacked!, each playable character has their own assortment of quotes that the game randomly chooses for them to say when dying or picking up weapons. One of the characters, Otto, is asleep throughout the entire game. When dying, two of his many quotes are "Avenge me, Spartacus!" or "Please, sir, may I have another?". When grabbing a weapon, he might say "Launch the torpedoes!" or "Seize the castle!"
  • Punch-Out!! does this in the Wii version with some characters.
    • One example is Great Tiger, who, in the middle of being counted on the mat after being knocked down, will raise himself from the mat, cross-eyed, and interrupt the ref's count to mutter a disjointed sentence in Hindi before collapsing right back down with a dramatic thud.
    • When Piston Hondo is stunned, he starts muttering about tamago sushi, while seeing it circling his head.
    • Sometimes when Don Flamenco is knocked he'll mutter "Ay, mi Carmen" (Oh, my Carmen) before falling.
  • In the L.A. Noire case "House of Sticks", Jack Kelso mumbles "So you're still carrying that army .45, Cole" — an observation wholly irrelevant to the current predicament — before promptly nose-diving to the carpet.
  • House of the Dead: OVERKILL, in the intro to the "Fetid Waters" chapter, starts as the protagonists crash the motorcycle they were riding on at the end of the previous chapter. Washington gets up just fine, but he has to kick G awake, who mumbles "Stop calling me Gwendolyn" before waking up.
  • An odd example: In many games featuring Deadpool, such as Marvel Ultimate Alliance or Marvel vs. Capcom 3 upon being taken out the mouthy merc will issue what would seem non-sequiturs to the other characters but make perfect sense to the player by Breaking the Fourth Wall, such as "You pressed the wrong button!" His M.U.G.E.N incarnation does the same thing.
    Deadpool: It's like waking up... but in reverse.
  • In Crash Tag Team Racing, one of Coco's lines when her car is destroyed during a race is "Can I take traffic school, officer?" Similarly, when Pasadena's car is destroyed she'll sometimes comment "Officer, I swear I didn't do it!"
  • Pedro de la Hoya from Bully spouts these when knocked out ("Pancakes? Where are the waffles?"), though it's rather rare to hear them because hitting children in this game is considered one of the worst offenses and the moment you do, prefects/teachers/police officers will spawn and go after you.
  • A very dark example occurs in Undertale after defeating the final boss of the worst route, Sans, who says the following after receiving a lethal blow. Note that by this point in the game, the town Grillby's restaurant has turned into a Ghost Town just like every other area in the game, and Papyrus, his younger brother, is long-dead thanks to the player.
    Sans:' welp, i'm going to grillby's.
    [beat as he walks offscreen]''
    papyrus, do you want anything?
  • In the second Destroy All Humans! game, Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe drugs the alien Cryptosporidium, then proceeds to interrogate him. Most any answer the alien gives is a random phrase. For example:
    Ponsonby: Tell me all the good things you remember about your mother.
    Crypto: Mommy? No, not the hot iron treatment again! I'll be good, I promise!
  • After already spending the start of Senran Kagura: Estival Versus off her game, Miyabi takes a Katsuragi-related boot to the head, resulting in this gem:
    Miyabi: I lost again? What is this? I've never lost so many battles! Except when we were playing rock-paper-scissors for seating arrangements in grade school. I wanted to sit next to my friend Sakura, but instead I sat next to the cleaning cupboard. That was how I met Mop and Floorcloth. I haven't seen them in so long. I should organize a school reunion...

    Web Animation 
  • Homestar Runner:
    • In the Strong Bad email "car", after Strong Bad punches Homestar in the face with his "tricked-out fist", Homestar is seen half-conscious, babbling about pies and pie people. Hard to say for sure, but it may be a shout-out to Weebl & Bob.
    • Homsar only speaks in non-sequiturs, which is most likely the result of being hit by the Heavy Lourde in his first appearance.
  • In Episode 79 of Bonus Stage, Phil gets his ass kicked by the new villain. When the equally-battered Joel checks on him, we get treated to... The Bacon Man Song.
    Joel: Who knew that near-death delirium could be so catchy?

    Web Comics 
  • The Order of the Stick:
  • Erfworld: An extreme example when Lord Manpower takes an arrow in the eye and utters his Famous Last Words, "I can taste key lime pie." It takes a rather dark turn when Lord Manpower's Uncroaked corpse still mutters about "pie..." Also, possible Fridge Brilliance, as brain damage can cause synesthesia in some cases.
  • Girl Genius:
    • During three strips, Agatha tells her entire life story after being drugged with a Truth Serum in her wine. She ends the tale with, "And this is simply a lovely torte," and faceplants in her dessert, which is the truth-telling equivalent of Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking since it really is a nice torte.
    • A rather long one is caused by a dose of Bottled Heroic Resolve, and it doesn't actually involve a thud so much as an easing to the ground and a period of dragging the Reliable Traitor to a conveniently located medical lab (that is actually a Maximum Fun Chamber).
    • Gil also spends some time thinking he's in Paris after being shot and throwing a giant robot. In that order.
    • "I AM THE PRETTIEST FROG IN THE POND" — said by Tarvek while delirious (and green) from Hogfarb's Resplendent Immolation.
  • Some pretty hilarious ones in The Last Days of FOXHOUND.
    • Such as Mantis' in this comic.
    • Also an earlier one from Ocelot here.
  • After everything bad that could happen seems to happen to Dominic Deegan, the Non Sequitur Thud in this strip forms the bridge between his Freak Out and Heroic B.S.O.D..
  • In Looking for Group, Richard spouts the following after getting an axe in his head:
    Richard: Good was shot a that. Toast. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
  • 8-Bit Theater:
    • In a subversion, Fighter, resident idiot, gets stabbed in the head and starts talking about stuff that actually has plot relevance. Until he gets stabbed again. (Played straight plenty of other times, though.)
    • Given a slight twist in another comic, where Fighter has a knife in his head. Black Mage flicks it one direction, and Fighter starts singing the theme song to the old Captain America cartoon. BM comments to Thief that if you move it the other way, he does the Spider-Man theme.
  • Ctrl+Alt+Del:
    • Half of the strips featuring Chef Brian feature this, and the other half is just plain deranged.
    • Also includes a literal Non Sequitur Thud.
  • Eddie from Emergency Exit talks like this all the time... and it's eventually revealed that it's because he has a portal in his head. Because he forced it through his own skull to keep the villain from getting it.
  • In Three Panel Soul: "Jes, get your damn oatmeal off me!"
  • An absolutely epic one occurs in No Need for Bushido when Ken attempts to fight the Wu Tang brothers. After being disarmed, Ken gets the crap kicked out of him by the kung-fu brothers, but keeps coming back for more due to Unstoppable Rage. After being knocked through two different buildings Ken gets up, apparently about to continue the fight again, but then it turns out he's finally had enough.
    Ken: All right! I was just gonna hold back see'n as how you're Cho's friends an' all, but you've seriously pushed the extent of my cheese doodle naturally when I think I'm forgiven, and then you'll see it this time!
    Brother Tang: ... Excuse me?
    Ken: Don't you asking of meaning the words that I said. You already knew because kick ass of course not, damnit! *Falling*
  • Everyday Heroes:
    • Seen after a particularly vigorous Hyperspace Mallet attack.
    • Also, after trying coffee for the first time, Summer finds out what happens when the caffeine wears off.
    • The line from the first linked comic, "Thank you Bishop, I'd like another pint of concrete" got elevated to running gag status when it made its glorious return later, when some supervillains got a righteous asskicking. The last of them politely refuses the pint before collapsing, since she is driving.
  • After ramming a monolith in Turn Signals on a Land Raider, "Jack" the Land Raider Machine Spirit responds to "How's it going?" with "Do you have an appointment?"
  • Played with in this Team Fortress 2 fan comic. The non-sequitor-er in question doesn't pass out, but seeing as he's Demoman, he's probably got enough alcohol in his system to make him immune to head trauma. Somehow.
    Demoman: HaaHaHa! Joke's on th'wall! My face is drunk, so hurt pain doesn't bad me!
  • Bite Me!:
  • Whenever Bud gets knocked out in the Pokémon-based webcomic CharCole, he ends up making a random unrelated food-based comment.
  • Darths & Droids: Wicket hits himself in the head with a bolo while trying to throw it. He gibbers lines from Henry IV, the Scots patriotic song "Scots Wha Hae" by Robert Burns, and some lines from Cicero, then keels over.
    Sally (C-3PO): I guess that's what happens when Wicket rolls a 1.

    Web Original 
  • Englishman: After accidentally getting out of his car while it was doing 70 mph on a motorway, Englishman adds: "So I notice, Mr Prime Minister. On behalf of centipedes everywhere I graciously accept this award for services to government corruption" before falling over.
  • From Survival of the Fittest: "Mommy? Daddy? Sasquatch? Why is the world all spinny and magnets?"
  • As well as straight examples with several characters, AH.com: The Series has a variant where perpetual drunkard Grey Wolf will come out with a statement of this type when prompted for a response but not necessarily pass out.
  • In Comic Fury Werewolf, Cyborg does this during Game 12 after surviving a Mercenary attack during the night. The resulting post is extremely amusing, as he acts as if he's BSoDing and rapidly fires off votes for all of his suspects, before loading up an emulation of a Yeti upon being given a "baby frog".

    Western Animation 
  • Dennis the Menace (UK): "Mmm... Pizza would be great, Mum. *dog impression* Gnasher... you know Dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat..." [Grabs at nothing, claps, makes silly faces while waving hand in front of face, pats grass] And later — [groans] "I'm not well, Mum..."
  • The Tick tends to make little sense as-is, but after taking serious blows to the head, he can get even worse. "Fudge! Would anyone like some fudge?"
    • In "Evil Sits Down for A Moment", Tick falls off a flying carpet and crashes through the street into the subway where he's run over by a train. As a result, he spends the rest of the episode in a loopy state where he thinks he's a British nobleman (and at one point, noblewoman).
    Tick: *posh British accent* Oh it's nice of you to be so concerned, little moth man, but tonight, WE DANCE!
    Tick: *female voice* I am to be adressed as "Duchess!"
    • In "El Seed", Tick is sprayed with El Seeds toxic growth formula, which causes vegetables to sprout from his body, and also has the added effect of turning him woozy and drunkenly.
    Tick: *woozily* Potato?
  • Looney Tunes: This is a fairly stable gag in the Warner Bros. cartoons.
    • In the short "Rabbit Seasoning" (part of the famous "Hunter Trilogy"), Daffy gets shot in the face after peeking his head out of Bugs's hole to see if Elmer Fudd is "still lurking about". Bugs suggests that Daffy should act as a decoy, and Daffy mumbles, dazedly "No more for me thanks, I'm driving" before falling unconscious.
    • "Stupor Duck": Daffy (as a Superman Expy) thinks a mad bomber has just knocked a building down and puts it back — not realizing it was slated for demolition.
      [angry construction worker stomps up to Daffy]
      Daffy: Oh, no thanks are necessary, my good man! I was just doing my duty—
      [PUNCHED IN FACE]
      Daffy: [dazed] ... then the lights went out all over the world...
    • In "Rabbit Hood", the Sheriff of Nottingham, after getting repeatedly bonked on the head by Bugs ("Got lots of stamina.") has one that lasts long enough for Bugs to bake a cake and place it in front of the Sheriff so that he falls face-first into it: "London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling ground, London Bridge is falling down... falling down, falling ground... London Bridge is falling down..."
    • After being hit on the head in "Falling Hare", Bugs Bunny does a Lennie impersonation, asking the Gremlin "Which way did he go, George?", gets a response — which allows Bugs to collapse in the appropriate direction.
    • Wile E Coyote And The Roadrunner:
      • In one cartoon, after the Coyote has been hit by a falling piano, he gets up with a mouth full of piano key "teeth" on which he is able to play a couple of bars of Taps before collapsing.
      • In "Zipping Along", at the end, when the Coyote gets run over by a truck and opens a door rigged with explosives, he dizzily does an imitation of the Road Runner, complete with the "Beep! Beep!" and falls over.
      • Putting the two together, in "Operation: Rabbit" (a rare Bugs vs. Wile E. pairing), at the start, Wile E. erects a door in front of Bugs's hole to declare his intent to eat him. After spending the episode trying and getting clobbered and blown up, he has just enough energy and sanity to repeat the erect-the-door routine. This time, when Bugs answers, Wile E. goes, "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud." Only then does he collapse. "And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'."
    • In "Russian Rhapsody" after the gremlins sabotage Hitler's plane and they drop it on top of him, after they sing a song he pops up out of the ground laughing and says in a goofy voice "Nazies is the cwaziest peoples."
    • Not quite played straight in "Duck Amuck", because it actually makes sense, but not within the context: Daffy quotes Longfellow's The Village Blacksmith after the artist turns his parachute into an anvil.
      Daffy: Under a spreading chestnut-tree
      The village smithy stands;
      [the anvil is erased and replaced with a large artillery shell]
      The smith, a mighty man is he,
      With large and sinewy... [shell explodes when hit] hAaAnDs...
    • In "Deduce, You Say", another Daffy short, this one with Porky Pig, this little exchange takes place, after Daffy, as Dorlock Holmes, gets beaten up by the Shropshire Slasher:
      Porky as Dr. Watkins: Tell me, Holmes, at what sort of school did you learn to be a detective?
      Daffy: [dazed] Elementary, my dear Watkins... Elementary...
    • In "Muscle Tussel", a body builder makes good on his threat to knock Daffy's head so far down between his shoulders "you'll need to unbutton your vest to eat". Daffy does so, and mutters, "One cheeseburger, hold the onions."
    • In "Scentimental Romeo", after Penelope clobbers Pepe Le Pew, he sees multiple Penelopes. His response; "The one in the middle may remain. The rest of you, another day..."
    • In "Bunny Hugged", The Crusher is blown up by a stick of dynamite. As he collapses he dazedly says, "Just passing by..."
    • In the Daffy/Speedy short "Swing Ding Amigo", after being blown up by a grenade, Daffy recites a very odd poem as his feathers flutter to the ground.
      Daffy: Starkle, starkle, little twink
      Up above the skating rink,
      La la la la la la la...
  • Tiny Toon Adventures naturally follows in the original's footsteps. One episode features a two-segment story, "Kon-Ducki" (a parody of Kon Tiki) followed by a "Making of Kon-Ducki" segment. In that segment, Hampton shoots a scene where he lifts a glass and says, "Ah, mango juice," before being hit by a falling ship's mast. After thirty-plus takes, the completely out-of-it pig murmurs, "I'll take Charley Weaver to block..."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants:
    • The episode "Frankendoodle", when SpongeBob and Patrick go to catch "DoodleBob" and end up falling into a pit. While they're down there, DoodleBob drops an oversized wrench on Patrick, and Pat goes "Where's the leak, ma'am?" before falling over. Shortly thereafter, Patrick is hit in the head with a bowling ball, and when SpongeBob asks if he's okay, he shouts "Finland!" in response.
    • In "Survival of the Idiots", Patrick is knocked out by Sandy and says "Hot wings", as drumsticks fly around his head.
  • Futurama: Bender would get NSTs in the form of folk songs whenever he's exposed to magnets.
    Bender: Fry crack corn, and I don't care, Leela crack corn, I still don't care, Bender crack corn, and he is great! Take that, you stupid corn!
  • In the Kappa Mikey episode "Le Femme Mitsuki", blabbermouth Mikey says "Can I borrow a dollar?" after Mitsuki shocks him with one of her gadgets so that he won't tell anyone about the agency she used to work at.
  • The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius:
    • Sheen has just been conked on the head, and Jimmy asks "How many fingers am I holding up?" Sheen replies "November?" before passing out.
    • Also after Carl falls to the ground:
      Carl: Flying metal chicken.
      Jimmy: He's delusional!
      Sheen: [turns around, looks up] Actually, I'm gonna have to go with Carl on this one.
      [giant chicken-shaped Yolkian ship appears]
  • Shows up in a number of episodes of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy:
    • After being hog-tied by Eddy in "An Ed in the Bush":
      Ed: It's a long ball, coach!
    • In fact, many of Ed's lines are non sequiturs since he has the attention span of buttered toast, wandering off into his own thoughts and coming back to reality to say something off-the-wall.
    • Edd, after being in Eddy's Brother's bed-fridge in "O-Ed Eleven":
      Edd: Oh my, look at the time! Gotta go, ta-ta!
    • Eddy has more of those, often mentioning his granddad.
      Eddy: Grandad, you ran another stop sign...
    • And in "Stop, Look and Ed", after being hit by a flying machine that Double D made (and Ed ruined):
      Eddy: Wait up! That's my waffle...
    • Eddy gets one in "Fool on the Ed", after a stink-bomb the Eds all created accidentally blows up prematurely in their faces:
      Eddy: Yes, I stink, therefore I am!
    • Jimmy, after Johnny's house collapses in "Rent-A-Ed": "Rubber baby buggy bumpers."
    • In "Cry Ed", after stubbing his toe on a clothespin and falling over, Jimmy mutters "Did someone get the number of that laundry aid?"
    • Nazz only got one in "High Heeled Ed" after a fence fell on top of her. All she did after that was laugh.
  • Total Drama:
    • Total Drama World Tour: "Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?"
    • In the version of the Revenge of the Island finale where Lightning wins, right before Lightning falls on Cameron after getting struck by actual lightning, he comments "Lightning's going to the Super Bowl! Sha-bam!"
  • In The Fairly OddParents, Chip Skylark gets sprayed with Knockout Gas and mumbles, "Tuesday is... applesauce day." Later, the same gas gets sprayed and he mutters, "The album... comes out... July 24th." The latter gag becomes a bit of a stealth plug when you realize that Chip is voiced by *NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick, and the band's album Celebrity really was coming out on July 24th of that year.
  • In The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy "Underfist" Halloween Special, Billy (called "B"), G (Grim)'s assistant, flings himself against a bullseye on the wall with an invention:
    Jeff: Hi, dad!
    B: I'll have the fried pickles.
  • Family Guy:
    • A Wall Street trader is on the phone to his company relaying some important information about the state of the financial market and is hit on the head by a stray golf ball causing him to say: "The Fed is going to be lowering rates, so take your money out of T-bills and put it all into [blow to the head, suddenly cross-eyed] Waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!" Cue a scene of Wall Street traders shouting "waffles!" and then, oddly, Japanese traders going crazy screaming "Waffur!".
    • Peter does this in "The Thin White Line" when he gets hit with too many tranquilizer darts.
      Peter: But I don't wanna feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub!
      [a few seconds later]
      Peter: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... [thud]
    • Stewie arguably does in "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz" after he develops a fever from being doused in tainted holy water.
      Stewie: Don't take me... to a black doctor... [passes out]
  • Transformers:
    • Transformers Prime has a lot of fun with this trope and Agent Fowler when he gets incapacitated. It's happened twice so far, and shows every sign of becoming a running gag.
      Miko: On your feet, soldier!
      Fowler: And beavers, and ducks, and walnuts, and grandma! [thud]
    • Waspinator, of Beast Wars, gets a long string of this after getting a crate dropped on him:
    Waspinator: Waspinator? Negative, negative, I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o.
    Waspinator: Wacko? No, Wonko, Wonko the Sane!
    Waspinator: [after getting blasted] More than meets the eye... [thud]
  • Batman: The Animated Series:
    • Alfred gets after a rough landing in the Bat-plane; he mutters "I claim this land for Spain!" as he stumbles out of the cockpit. He also says the same line in the DCAU TV-movie Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman.
    • Relatedly, there is an episode where Alfred and an old "cousin" (former colleague in the British espionage branch, Alfred used to be a secret agent apparently) are held hostage by terrorists who try to extract two halves of a missile code from them. After being dosed with truth serum, Alfred's colleague gives up his sequence of letters and numbers, but Alfred is able to resist enough to disguise his passcode as Non Sequitur ramblings (it helps that his code is a line of poetry about unicorns).
  • When Batman punches the Joker out in the Justice League episode "Injustice for All" after escaping captivity, the criminal clown spins away from the force of the blow before stumbling back drunkenly over to Batman with an appropriately lispy "You're despicable" and collapsing on the floor. Bats actually grins at this.
  • Superman: The Animated Series: After getting punched through a building by Superman, Lobo sits up, visibly shaken, and asks "Last call? Already??" (YMMV on how much that's actually a "non sequitur", though.)
  • Pinky and the Brain:
    • After getting clobbered, Brain gets windmills circling his head and says "All my thoughts are in Dutch".
    • Another time Pinky gets trampled by a team of racehorses and starts singing "There's baloney in our slacks...", a line from the Animaniacs theme song.
    • "Brain, are you all right?" "Yes, Phaedo, but why are you wearing that llama?"
    • "I see clams! Giant shirtless clams!"
  • Animaniacs:
    • The Slappy and Skippy cartoons features this quite a lot.
      Skippy: [after being hit by a soccer ball] Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?
      Slappy: ...Time for a little sit down, Skippy.
    • In "Gimme a Break", after Slappy has been caught in a parody of the bus explosion from Speed, she says to Skippy "Well, if it isn't Huey, Dewey, and Louie. I haven't seen you guys since Daisy Duck's Bat Mitzvah."
    • Later, she says, "Tony the Tiger, is that you?" after some actors playing mountain climbers try to eat her.
    • In "Meatballs or Consequences", the Grim Reaper gets one after being clouted by the Warners.
      Death: I'll have the linguine with clams.
    • In "Of Nice and Men," Rita bumps her head into a door.
      Rita: That's two minutes in the penalty box for clipping.
    • In the Goodfeathers segment "The Boids" after being crushed by a prop chimney Bobby says before passing out, "I don't mind the pain, I like it, look at me I'm somebody, am I talking to me, am I talking to me?"
    • And in "Dough Dough Boys," as Pesto is describing how he'll deal with an opposing army, the birds are blown up by a shell, and he dazedly mutters "I mean it, I'll really whack em!"
  • In Dog City, the villain Mad Dog (who typically spoke in Tazmanian Devil-style grunts and slobbers) would suddenly begin reciting poetry in a refined voice after any head injuries. In one episode this was even a plot point, as Mad Dog had a tendency to include coded hints about the villain's plans in his recitations.
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender: Coming off a sleep deprivation-induced Mushroom Samba, Aang's friends make a fluffy bed for him, which he loudly interprets as "a bed made of clouds" and another hallucination, and gets chewed out, before thudding.
  • South Park:
    • When Chef is talked into punching out Jesus, the latter responds, "Did anyone get the number of that truck?"
    • In a later episode, Stan's mom Sharon, who is concerned that her son killed a few people (it was actually his goldfish) hits Officer Barbrady over the head with a frying pan, prompting the latter to utter "Tennis, anyone?" before losing consciousness.
    • In "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" in a shout out to "Russian Rhapsody" as mentioned above after getting blown up by a stick of dynamite his teeth play like piano keys and he say "Terrorists is the cwasiest peoples".
  • In Dan Vs. Technology, Dan and Chris end up in a car crash on the way to Silicon Valley, and when Chris checks on Dan, the latter mutters, "It's just my lizards. Rainbows are nature's rainbows."
    Chris: Oh, man. I'm gonna find my phone and call the paramedics. (Chris's phone breaks)
    Dan: No one ever returns from Las Paramedicios!
  • The Penguins of Madagascar:
    • In episode "Miracle on Ice", Kowalski gets knocked out during a hockey game and starts babbling in an oddly erudite manner, since he's the Cunning Linguist of the group.
      Kowalski: Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!
    • In another episode, after he was electrocuted by Animal Control Officer X.
      Kowalski: [while stumbling around] Mama make a butter biscuit. Gravy. Gravy. BONGOS!!!
  • Darkwing Duck:
    • After being flattened in one episode, Darkwing once pops up and sings, off-key, "And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson..." before falling back on his face.
    • In the Christmas episode, after Bushroot hits him with a snowplow, he says "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" before passing out, as an added bonus he is missing his two front teeth.
  • Harold from Hey Arnold! usually says "Easy squeezy lemon peezie!" when he gets bumped on the noggin.
  • While VeggieTales tends to eschew cartoon violence, they'll make an exception when it comes to Larry-Boy. In "The League of Incredible Vegetables," Larry-Boy gets rapidly and repeatedly kicked in the head by a penguin, collapses, and is heard to moan, "Wake me up when the pancakes are ready, mommy..."
  • Literally in The Spectacular Spider-Man: one of Mysterio's bats starts saying "Non sequitur" repeatedly after being attacked (though they tend to throw them around anyway).
  • Clone High: "Eggs over easy please!"
  • Used in the American Dad! episode "Black Mystery Month". After taking a comically long fall through several layers of a rickety staircase, Stan reach the bottom, stands, and groggily states "...And that's where babies come from!"
  • The very first episode of Time Squad had this trope. After Larry gets pummelled by angry farmers for supposedly being a flesh-eating robot, Otto picks up Larry's head to show that Larry doesn't have teeth and therefore isn't a flesh-eating robot. Larry's NST: "I'm okay to drive. [chuckles drunkenly]: Just help me to the car."
  • In The Flintstones episode "Monster Fred" after being hit on the head with a bowling ball Fred says "Duh, can you tell me a story Mommy?"
  • Garfield and Friends:
    • In the episode "Beddy Buy", after Garfield gets hit on the head with a ham, he stumbles around, says "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you are my only hope," then CLUNK!!!
    • In another episode, "Mistakes Will Happen", Jon blindly runs into a tree while covered in a white cloth. As he stumbles, the cloth is removed, revealing Jon to have a beard and a mustache while he says, "No, ladies, I'm not Tom Selleck, but I can understand how you can make that mistake."
  • Duck Dodgers:
    • After not getting evaporated into space, Duck Dodgers comes into view, singed black and says "Did I miss the Great Pumpkin? Did he leave us any toys?"
    • In "Enemy Yours", after Dr. Woe deflects the Martian Commander's beam from his psionic scrambler back at him, he says "Grandma I don't want to go swimming in my underpants, the neighbor girl will see me!" before passing out.
  • Two or three examples arise in Code Lyoko:
    • "The Chips Are Down":
    Jérémie: Hey, Ulrich, how are you? [Ulrich tries to snap Jérémie to his senses] Because I'm not doing so great. [passes out again]
    • "I'd Rather Not Talk About It":
      Jim: [to Jérémie] Yeah, uh, sure how's the other guy?

      Jim: [to Jérémie] Yes, Mr. President. The mission has to go on, whatever it takes. Even if it costs me my stripes.
    • However none of these are treated as funny in-universe. Ulrich's reaction in "The Chips Are Down" is to freak out and the only reason Jérémie likely doesn't freak out over Jim is because he can't reveal their position.
  • Probably one of the few serious examples in the King of the Hill episode "Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall" when Peggy's parachute fails to open and crashes into a field many feet below. When Hank finds her she deliriously says "Hey hey hey, I'm fine!" before passing out.
  • The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, after getting clobbered by some retro movie monster, the title character spouts "Fred Savage, is that you?" then gets clobbered again.
  • The Critic: While Jay Sherman is attending a play, a giant bell drops onto his head and rings several times. After rising back up, a frazzled Jay mutters "Mommy, can I wear the jammies with the feet?"
  • Happens with some regularity on Jackie Chan Adventures. "Look, fishies." "What's a Jackie?"
  • The Cleveland Show:
    • In episode "The Hurricane!", a tree falls on Cleveland and he temporarily thinks he's Walter Cronkite.
    • On "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?", Raymond (Tim and Arianna the Bear's stoner son) gets hit by a car (which actually looks worse for wear than Raymond himself). The last thing Raymond says before he passes out (from being stoned, not getting hit by a car) is, "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat."
  • In the Home Movies episode "Broken Dreams", a badly concussed Coach McGuirk spouts three solid minutes of non-sequiturs before finally falling unconscious in a library.
    McGuirk: Look what I did to the card catalogue. I took all the cards out and threw them all over. Hilarious, no one will ever be able to use it again.
    Brendon: Coach, you're really angry and weird right now.
    McGuirk: Brendon, Brendon, let's get out of here... they're not like us, here. We're not studiers, [pounds the table] we're not worker ants. We're the queens! You and me are the queen bees!
  • In the Codename: Kids Next Door episode, "Operation: D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L.", the Dodgeball Wizard hits Numbuh Four with a bunch of balls, plastering him against the wall. He dazedly says, "No more pickled herrings for me, mommy, I got a tummy ache," before falling on the ground.
  • Sonic the Hedgehog:
    • In Sonic SatAM this is a major characteristic of Dulcy the dragon. She acts like she's being scolded by her "Ma" every time she crashes.
    • In the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode "Coachnik", when Scratch and Grounder get hit by a train from a tunnel that Sonic painted over, the former declares "But I can fly! I'm the Swan Queen!"
    • Sonic Boom:
      • In the episode "Circus of Plunders", after Sonic and company (save for Tails) perform at the circus, Knuckles (who was the human cannonball) has suffered a head injury and asks, "What time does the show start?"
      • In the episode "Sleeping Giant", after Tails is swatted out of the sky by the rock giant, Knuckles tries to do a headbutt on it. This causes Knuckles to stagger in a daze and say "Yes, Grandma, I will have another gingersnap."
      • In "It Wasn't Me, It Was the One-Armed Hedgehog", when Knuckles is blasted by Metal Sonic he blurts out "My cupcakes are missing, Grandma!"
  • In an episode of The Simpsons, Marge, due not to head trauma but sleep deprivation, while talking to Lisa, suddenly blurts out, "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
  • Rugrats:
    • Angelica has a few good ones, such as one after crashing into a wall:
      Angelica: But Daddy, the babies ate all the ice 'ceam' sandwiches!
    • Another such case where she and Susie are competing against each other in various events and she finally beats her at one event (which involves jumping off of a swing at a far distance and hurting herself in the process):
      Angelica: I beat ya! I beat ya! I finally beat Susie! Now all's I gotta do is beat you fifty more times, and...and...gee, what pretty colors...
  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
    • In the episode "Princess Spike", a sleep-deprived Twilight Sparkle has this to say before passing out on a heap of books.
      Twilight Sparkle: I just need a quick nap... napkin! Tell the delegate from...
    • Later in the episode, she tells Spike to "stick the hay in the apple and eat the candle."
    • In "No Second Prances", after Starlight Glimmer saves the Great and Powerful Trixie from a dangerous magic trick at the last second, Trixie mutters "Behold, the Paint and Growerful Triskie..." right before passing out.
  • In the Mickey Mouse (2013) short "Shifting Gears", when Mickey's attempt to get into his animate car disguised as Minnie fails, his surfboard falls and crushes him. When the car lifts the surfboard, Mickey asks "Is that you, Walt?"
  • In the Tom and Jerry Tales episode "Declaration of Independunce", Tom accidentally sends Spike flying into a crate, then when the lid comes off he sings in a daze "Yankee Kitty came to town, treasonous and phony, offered me a ham on rye, but I prefer bologna".

    Real Life 
  • In medicine, doctors or EMTs will assess a patient's mental status by asking four questions: Who are you, where are you, what day is it, and what were you doing (as seen in the Advertising example above). If they answer all four questions appropriately, the patient is alert and oriented times four (A&Ox4). If they answer any of the questions inappropriately, then they have to start looking at reasons for the patient to have an altered mental status (head trauma, shock, blood sugar, drug intoxication, etc.). In short, in real life this trope isn't funny at all as it implies that the victim may have brain damage.
  • Gangster Dutch Schultz was famously perforated many times by gunfire, especially in the kidneys. When he was laid up in the hospital and dying of his injuries, the cops stopped by to get a statement... and ended up getting what may be the strangest Famous Last Words in history. People who have problems with the urinary tract, including the kidneys, can be more easily mentally compromised in this manner. It's not uncommon for elderly UTI patients to act this way.
  • Ironically, such behavior can have a positive effect for units in combat. Because most soldiers have spent months together in training before they see their first fire fight, many develop a knowledge of just how a person is normally. Ergo, a soldier responding with snarks and seemingly funny lines to his units medic, may be a sign to that medic (or, anyone else in the unit for that matter) that the soldier is still mentally capable. Naturally however, this mood changes once they get to a doctor to further check him out. Most medics however will still insist that the soldier be sent back as soon as they can find a ride for him, just to make sure he's still able to function.
  • This is also something that is intentionally provoked on occasion. Even people get hurt and don't want to swear, they sometimes spurt out things that make no sense at all.
    "Son of a basket hammer with fruit load of come all meat."
  • Special Forces training tends to completely mentally wreck candidates. Case in point:
    Medic: Do you know where you are?
    Candidate: Uh... hash browns?
  • Frank Welker once told a story that may or may not be true, but when he was playing baseball in high school a ball hit him on the head, when asked if he was alright his response was to bark like a dog, and he said he's been barking ever since.

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