Delaine: Apparently your little trip didn't go exactly as planned. Wait, for that you'd actually need a plan.
Kyran: So... that means I could consider it a success.Emergency Exit
) is the primary webcomic of NJ Huff. Initially a very random
gag comic, it successfully pulled a half-Cerebus
to become a story and humor comic. Basically, it's about the residents of an apartment building guarding a portal
to other worlds
, with lots of general weirdness
and even downright absurdity
As the dramatic narrative elements have matured, so has the art style. In August, 2009 the artist replaced the first 12 pages with a new intro storyline to help new readers adapt to this. One of the biggest influences in its evolution seems to be the massive crossover with Ben Fleuter's somber Parallel Dementia
seemed to bring out the best in both webcomickers.
The comic went on a two-month long hiatus before starting a semi-reboot on July 1st, 2011, the comic's eighth birthday. The artist said that she was sick of the confusing continuity of the old comics, and wanted to start looking at doing something more serious with the comic. Unfortunately, Ms. Huff then suffered a serious back injury, forcing the comic into hiatus for the foreseeable future.
Be warned / encouraged, it has Loads and Loads of Characters
. Here are the main protagonists, who all live in the same apartment building:
Provide examples of:
- Affably Evil - Kyran
- Alien Blood - It was recently revealed that Merfs have black blood. Although Vladic says he "wouldn't say it's the same thing as blood, but close enough."
- Ambiguously Gay - Jason, at first.
- Another Dimension - In Karl's cupboard.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking - Don't touch the hair.
- Art Evolution
- Bloody Hilarious / High-Pressure Blood
- Stabs a medusa in the head. "Ew! Snakes! (pulls out gun) *Blam* *Blam* *Blam*"
- "...Head hurts." "I would think so."
- Buffy Speak - good examples here and here.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander - Eddie
- Kyran too, to a lesser extent. It comes out most prominently when he's talking with Eddie.
- Cross Over: Multiple, each serving to further the plot.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass - Well... just for the trifecta, it's Eddie once more.
- Deadpan Snarker - Saya.
- Drowning My Sorrows: Rather than doing so with alcohol, characters seem to do so with food.
- Emotionless Girl - Saya.
- Enemy Mime: Twice so far.
- Enemy Without: Karl gains one.
- Evil Overlord List: Kyran apparently reads it, specifically the part about having a fifth grader look over your plans before putting them into action. Good thing too; his plans are terrible.
- Eyes Always Shut - Harvoc, the mailman with a hook for a hand.
- He recently opened them, which apparently means death.
- The Faceless - Played with in this strip. Kyran deliberately uses very dim lighting to create a sinister atmosphere for his guest. The guest, however, would really rather just have some lights on.
- Feel No Pain - Vladic implies Eddie can do this at will for a period of time.
- Foreshadowing: Occasionally; minor example would be this. Might double as a Brick Joke.
- Fusion Dance - Regfarious!
- Genki Girl - Orulla. She just doesn't really get the point of stalking someone.
- Gilligan Cut: Kyran kisses Delaine on the cheek. Cut to him talking to Jurinjo—"And that's how I found out I'm bulletproof!"
- Gods Need Prayer Badly - Gods, apparently, embody one emotion or another. The more people who feel that way towards them, the stronger they are. For example Lord Kyran is a god of hate; therefore, he goes to a great deal of effort to try and make every mortal he comes across hate him. It doesn't always work out that way.
- Groin Attack - Saya does this to a squirrel while shrinked.
- Hairy Hammerspace - Eddie (literally!)
- Healing Factor - Eddie, apparently.
- Healing Hands - Jurinjo, Kyran and Sal, sort of.
- Hook Hand - Harvoc.
- Hyperspace Mallet - Eddie.
- It Runs on Nonsensoleum - Eddie's "Coolness Enhancers".
- Impossibly Cool Weapon - Eddie's coolness enhancer has the potential to turn any weapon into one of these, but the best example is when it turns his Hyperspace Mallet into twin double-headed hammer-chucks. Which he swings around with way more skill than he has any right to.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold - Vladic, apparently, especially when Eddie's involved.
- Large Ham: Lord Kyran is probably the worst offender, insisting on things such as dramatically dim lighting to obscure the features of villains.
- MacGuffin Delivery Service - Lord Kyran's preferred method. Though it hardly works, it allows him to try and keep his enemies alive whenever necessary.
- Mad Scientist - Eddie, and apparently Karl.
- The Medic - Jurinjo is a sort of Villainous version.
- Minion with an F in Evil - Jurinjo, Orulla.
- Mood Whiplash: Here especially.
- Mug Joke: Also with beets.
- Mundane Fantastic
- No One Could Survive That: Uhh...
- Pistol-Whipping - Evidently, Delaine doing this is the only way to stop a crazed Eddie.
- Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies - Don't kill the final boss on your first hit.
- Rule of Cool - The Coolness Enhancer.
- Rule of Funny - And how!
- Ship Tease: Saya with Eddie, Kyran with Delaine, and Jurinjo with Orulla.
- Superpowered Evil Side - Nefarious is Bob's.
- Sweet Tooth - Nefarious can be prevented from murderous rampages by being given candy.
- Tearjerker - This.
- Third-Person Person: Lampshaded by NJ Huff when she used it when announcing the hiatus.
- Transforming Mecha - Karl's couch.
- Unfazed Everyman / Badass Normal - Saya and Jason. Also Delaine on Team Evil.
- That's right, a gay clown is this group's idea of normal. Love it!
- Not just normal, but "fairly boring, considering."!
- Webcomic Time - A recent day in the story has taken up two years real time and over 250 pages.
- Weirdness Censor - The Apartment.
- Weirdness Magnet - The apartment building and everyone in it.
- Written Roar - provided the page pic.
- You Meddling Kids - said by a villain in this strip.