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A character given to gnomic, sarcastic, sometimes bitter, occasionally whimsical asides.
The Deadpan Snarker exists to deflate pomposity, point out the unlikelihood of certain plans, and deliver funny lines. Typically a Deadpan Snarker is the most cynical supporting character. In most cases, it is implied that the snarker would make a good leader, strategist, or consultant given their ability to instantly see the flaws in a constructed plan. More often than not, their innate snarkiness is the only thing preventing the other characters from comprehending this for themselves. In other cases, the Deadpan Snarker resorts to sarcasm because they're the Only Sane Man.
Often deconstructed by showing that the Deadpan Snarker is actually incapable of avoiding sarcasm due to their insecurity about expressing any genuine thought or feeling.
Compare The Daria, Deadpan Loli, Weasel Mascot, The Mean Brit, First Person Smartass, Servile Snarker. See also Hammerhead Snark, Snark Bait, Surrounded By Idiots.
Examples
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Anime and Manga
- Gourry in the original Slayers novels. With a healthy dose of Obfuscating Stupidity as well.
- Applies more to Zelgadis in the anime. Gourry is deadpan, but that's usually because he's serious and there's no hint of snark.
- Kyon of The Melancholy Of Suzumiya Haruhi (pictured above) fits this perfectly, as well as being the main character and the narrator. We aren't always sure if he's keeping a running commentary in his head or saying it out loud. However, it is clear that Haruhi, whether by her own powers or because he is obvious in his comments, frequently answers him in turn.
- Kanon 2006 has Yuuichi Aizawa (who at one point is asked "who are you talking to?" after delivering a line with his back to the camera as a Continuity Nod). Though many comparisions are made between Kyon and Yuuichi, especially because of a few similarities in appearance and having the same seiyuu, both characters are vastly different. Whereas Kyon makes such comments to himself, or intends only himself to hear, since he is usually bored or silently shocked at the "stupidity" around him, Yuuichi openly states such comments to tease his friends. Yuuichi's snarky commentary usually translates into good-natured fun and flirting rather than disdainful commentary.
- Yukito from AIR also demonstrates snarkiness but it may just be that since he is quite mature, his attitude of common sense and practicality contrasts even more when he is surrounded by childish females.
- Tomoya Okazaki of CLANNAD likes playing pranks on anyone gullible enough to fall for them (Sunohara in particular - it's implied he does it just to see if he'll fall for them). He does this with a completely straight face, which makes it all the funnier to this editor. However, he seems to make such comments aloud only to mock others, once again differentiating himself from other Kyo Ani leads. He's not above making wry comments either:
Sunohara: When the time comes, Okazaki, I trust you to watch my back.
Okazaki: (Enthusiastically) Lucky! I'll be sure to stab you well.
- Misaki Matsuya in the manga version of Excel Saga; Excel herself also shows signs of this trope.
- Despite being one of the two leads, Duzell in the manga Vampire Game exemplifies this trope.
- Shikamaru on Naruto is another character that started out as a Deadpan Snarker but developed into leadership roles. Thanks to his genius-level strategic thinking, he became the first of the Rookie 9 to receive the title of Chuunin. He stills speaks in deadpan though, and can be pretty snarky, even after the 2 1/2 year timeskip. In terms of adults, Kakashi Hatake is a good example, sheerly for the fact that he is so constantly deadpan it's questionable as to whether he's a this or an Unfunny.
Kakashi: Naruto, you can't kill the client. That's not how it works.
- It's explained in the guide that Kakashi used to be hyper-critical of people he thought weren't performing up to snuff. After "seeing the light", deadpan is probably his only means of suppressing those old habits.
- Tenten has shades of this too, but since a good 95% percent of her already barely noticable screen time is Filler, her snarkyness is blink-and-you'll-miss-it.
- Caren in Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, until she joins up with Lucia for good.
- Hiroyuki Fujita, the main character, from To Heart seems to fit in this category, although it seems to be a result of his laziness and the fact that he wants to "eat, play arcade games, and sleep the rest his life away". Despite his dry attitude, laziness, and tendency to tease girls who annoy him at times, he shows his sympathy through his actions rather than his words, no matter who it is.
Nagase: In any case, if she does come out, we'll have to do something.
Lemmy: Okay! The Astral Busters are on the job, right?
Hiroyuki: Why do you have to attack her? When she appears we're going to talk to her.
Lemmy: Is that so?
Hiroyuki: Were you even listening to us before?
- Domeki in xxxHoLic, who seems to have the unusual ability to always maintain a deadpan and monotone expression no matter what happens in order to add to his snarking ability.
- Okara from Samurai 7.
- Jin from Samurai Champloo.
- Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop is an unusual example in that he is a Deadpan Snarker given the role of the main character of an action show and is a defining Badass in anime.
- He retains his hero status despite his snark because Faye fits the role of Lancer in most episodes.
- Kurama and Hiei in Yu Yu Hakusho, with Hiei being an out-and-out jerk and Kurama being a bit more subtle. They're at their best when they're snarking at each other.
- Ruri Hoshino of Martian Successor Nadesico does this so often that she, just like the examples in Western Animation and Live Action TV below,
has a trope named after her because of it used to have a trope named after her.
- Tsuyuri from Doujin Work keeps a straight face while saying the most outrageous things, mostly to pit other characters against each other and see what comes forth out of all the confusion she causes.
- Alice from ARIA tends to fulfil this role, especially in the first season.
- Ryoma Echizen from The Prince Of Tennis is a pre-teen version of this (and arguably, one of the few male examples of Deadpan Loli). Sadaharu Inui also exhibits Deadpan Snarker traits sometimes.
- C.C. from Code Geass. Her caustic remarks are about the only thing which can reign in Lelouch's overingflated ego.
- Magari Kazuma: model student, all-around athlete, Student Council President, surrounded by freaking idiots.
- Riza Hawkeye in Fullmetal Alchemist. A high-ranking aide to Roy Mustang, she acts as both his conscience and the voice of reason on his staff, despite sometimes seeming to exist only to keep the other characters (including Mustang) in line and point out their shortcomings.
- She does snark in the manga, but always politely.
- Akira Takano from School Rumble tends to be the voice of reason among her girl squad (with Tenma, Eri and Mikoto), and is able to make astute observations about the romantic hijinks of her friends while keeping a straight face the whole time.
- Conan Edogawa and Ai Haibara from Detective Conan. This Troper wondered if APTX-4869 always make Teen Geniuses to act like this.
- Sven from Black Cat is the Deadpan Snarker in Train's group.
- Fujioka Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club is a magnificently brutal snarker, especially where Tamaki is concerned (This Troper adores her for it).
- Chisame of Mahou Sensei Negima acts like this a lot, as she's one of the only girls in her class who lacks a Weirdness Censor.
- Kiyomaro Takamine tends to fill this role often in Gash Bell due to his genius and the outright oddity of other characters' plans (usually Folgore's) that somehow work.
Comics
- Alfred Pennyworth, in various incarnations of Batman, constantly makes ironic (but highly polite and proper) comments on Master Bruce's lifestyle.
Batman: Jim will pull through!
Alfred: Or what, master Bruce? You'll dress up like a giant bat and haunt the night for the rest of your life?
- And whenever Batman (in any incarnation) isn't either moping around in Wangst or being the Unfunny, he's generally the one with a deadpan line.
- Or, as Jamie Reyes (Blue Beetle III) put it, "Batman's actually pretty funny, in a scary kinda way."
- Hellboy often uses deadpan. His Catch Phrase "Ah, Crap," can be said to be an example, as is his habit of yelling "BOOM!" when he punches someone with the Right Hand of Doom.
- Elaine Belloc from Lucifer has occasional moments of deadpan snarking, most notably when she sat at the table with Archangel Michael, Lucifer and Destiny of the Endless debating heatedly. Her comment was: "Another glass of testosterone, anyone?"
- Everyone in Runaways is this at one point or another, but the most straightforward example is Gert. Nico takes on this role as well.
- Just about every character who isn't Ax Crazy (or The Voiceless) in Sin City.
- Spider-Man embodies this trope to the point of deserving to have it named after him.
- Most of the characters in the comic book prequel to Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic have their moments, but the absolute king of snark is unquestionably Gryph. The title of Prince would probably go to Zayne.
Gryph: (upon being levitated by Zayne) I seem to have lost weight.
(Reading the news report on Zayne's escape:)
Gryph: "... Failed Padawan..." "... Slew classmates..." "Fugitive is armed and..." Umm...
Zayne: Dangerous?
Gryph: No. "Deranged." Well, that certainly sounds like you.
- Similarly, the bulk of the characters in Star Wars: Rebellion volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit have one or two smart remarks, but Baco Par, the Snarky Non Human Side Kick is notable int that he barely has ten lines which aren't snarky.
(while the party is walking through some underground tunnels)
Baco: There's things living down here, aren't there? Terrible scary things with very sharp teeth? And monstrously bad breath ... very, very warm bad breath ... that tickles the back of your neck when one is right behind you.
(Baco ducks, and the monster jumps over him and attacks Wyl Tarson, only to be shot by Laynara)
Laynara: I hate bad breath.
(Another time, the team is waiting for a saboteur to deactivate a force field protecting the communications center they're trying to break into...)
Baco: Wow ... I never thought there'd be so much sitting around on a suicide mission.
Wyl: If you'd like to volunteer to test that energy barrier, then by all means. I could be a fake, you know.
Baco: (pointing to a skeleton lying just in front of the force field) No, that's fine. He covered it.
- Based on C-3PO's reactions to some of the things he says, if his speech were translated, R2-D2 would be a definite Deadpan Snarker who speaks in robot noises.
- Every single member of the Young Avengers displays this to some extent. They beat up about one enemy for every ten lines of snarky dialogue and Witty Banter.
- Black Bolt from the Marvel Comics Inhumans is The Voiceless; if he were but to whisper, it would unleash a shockwave strong enough to destroy a city. Despite this, he's constantly thinking such lines. During his time with the Illuminati, fellow member Charles Xavier doubles as a translator. Also, when he ewants to declare war, well, he doesn't beat around the bush: he declares "War."
- Everyone says lines like that in any book involving Deadpool.
Films
- Pretty much every character in Juno, except maybe Vanessa, is one of these at least part of the time. Juno herself practically owns this trope.
- Willy Wonka, as portrayed by Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, had elements of this character. The most notable was whenever someone demanded he "do something"; his response was a monotone: "Help. Police. Murder."
- Johnny Depp's version also has a few moments like that, as well as Veruca Salt.
- Riley Poole in National Treasure.
- Almost all of the main characters of Sin City.
- Hedwig from Hedwig And The Angry Inch.
- Margo in All About Eve.
- "Fasten your seatbelts, everybody, it's going to be a bumpy night!"
- Any given film noir hero. Sam Spade is probably the snarkiest of the lot, but J.J. Gittes of Chinatown gets one or two good ones.
Loach: What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
Gittes: Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick.
- Scarecrow in Batman Begins:
Rachel: You don't think a man who butchers people for the mob belongs in prison?
Scarecrow: Well, I would hardly have testified to that otherwise.
- Waldo Lydecker from the classic murder mystery Laura. "You fail to understand that you're interrupting something far more important than your career. My lunch."
- Chevy Chase played a lot of these characters, but chief amongst them has to be Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher in his adaptations of the Fletch novels, and his particularly dry deadpan snark:
Corrupt Police Chief: Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out!
Fletch: Now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.
- Phil Conners from Groundhog Day starts out as one, but Character Development leaves him more empathic as the film goes on.
- Peter Dinklage as Trumpkin in Prince Caspian fulfills this role beautifully, pointing out just how ridiculously most of the other characters are behaving, and generally saying what audience members are thinking.
- Skandar Keynes as Edmund has traits of this, as well.
- Grave-Robber has some moments of this in Repo! The Genetic Opera.
- Hellboy's father, Trevor Bruttenholm, seemed this way at times. Searching for Nazis on a "deserted" island, he's told, "There's nothing on this island but rocks and sheep." When they find the Nazis, he looks at the officer in charge: "They must be here for the sheep."
- Another Hellboy character comes to mind.
- Klaus has this role in The Movie of A Series Of Unfortunate Events.
- Sunny too, on occasion, made all the funnier in that she speaks all in baby talk, with the meaning given in subtitles.
- Alan Rickman in
most all of his roles, particularly Galaxy Quest and Dogma.
- Don't forget the Harry Potter films. And for that matter, the books—he was cheated out of a Crowning Moment Of Awesome when the script writers chose to leave out of Goblet of Fire the scene where he read the 'Witch Weekly' article about how Hermione was supposedly cheating on Harry with Viktor Krum. The best line? Envision Rickman, as Snape, saying the following: "Miss Granger has developed a taste for famous wizards which Potter alone cannot ... satisfy."
- Manny in Ice Age and Ice Age 2.
- So is Diego in both movies.
- Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith. When Obi-Wan points out the inadvisability of trying to clear pesky droids off his fighter's wing by shooting at them: "I agree, bad idea." (And then he does it.) When asked if he can fly the Invisible Hand as it's falling toward Coruscant's surface: "Under the circumstances I'd say the ability to fly this thing is irrelevant." (And then he does it. Kind of.)
- The student is nothing when compared to the master. In Episode II, he muses in a dogfight, "This is why I hate flying." When Anakin is worried about Padme, Obi-Wan draws his attention to the fact that she's freed herself and has climbed to the top of her pillar: "She seems to be on top of things." In Episode III, when the Invisible Hand begins to fragment: "Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship." And when they finally crash-land "Another happy landing." And, of course, after he takes out General Grievous with precision blaster-fire Obi-Wan discards the blaster saying "So uncivilized."
Anakin: We relayed your message just like you requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-Wan: (glancing at his handcuffs and chain) Good job.
- Harold from The Boys In The Band.
- Randal Graves is this mixed with a generous helping of Jerkass.
- Many characters in '30s and '40s screwball comedies, such as those played by Cary Grant, fit this trope.
- Jiji in Kikis Delivery Service. He was voiced by the late, great Phil Hartman in his last film role.
- In the new Star Trek movie, Captain Kirk fills this role for all its hammy worth. Bones Mc Coy also gets a few one-liners in to boot.
Literature
- Elizabeth Bennett of Jane Austen's Pride And Prejudice: "I give you leave to like him. You have liked many a stupider person."
- She gets it from her father.
- Let's not forget that Mr. Darcy is himself quite the Deadpan Snarker. How else do you think he and Elizabeth are able to live with each other?
- Heck...most of Jane Austen's heroines have a streak of this. See Emma Woodhouse, Marianne and Elanor Dashwood, etc.
- Vlad, Kragar, and Loiosh from Steven Brust's Taltos series all fit this one.
- Mephistopheles in Steven Brust's To Reign in Hell.
- Most characters in Jim Butcher'sThe Dresden Files do this at least occasionally. Michael and Mab are probably the only two recurring characters who do not regularly do it (even Nicodemus has his moments).
- Harry, when asked who the hell he is, answering with "I the hell am Harry."
- Bob and Thomas both seem to rather enjoy the snark.
- In David Eddings' Belgariad and Malloreon, it'd almost be easier to list every major character who isn't either a Card Carrying Villain or a Deadpan Snarker. Even the Voice of the Prophecy (the speaking aspect of the cosmic force attempting to restore the universe to its original destiny) snarks it up almost every time it communicates with one of the characters.
- Eustace from The Chronicles Of Narnia, with his "habit of being dreadfully matter-of-fact."
- Edmund too, who after the first book switches from caustic Jerk Ass to lovable Deadpan Snarker.
- Puddleglum from The Silver Chair is this trope incarnate.
- The title character of George R. R. Martin's Tuf Voyaging really has no emotions except for sarcasm, but he disguises it with enough Spock Speak that many of his interlocutors never realize that they've been insulted.
- Also from George R. R. Martin, Tyrion and Jaime Lannister from A Song Of Ice And Fire fit the trope, but both are dwarfed (no pun intended) by Dolorous Edd. Still, practically all characters get a snappy line.
- Despite having a different trope named for him, Eeyore in A. A. Milne's original Winnie the Pooh books is very much a Deadpan Snarker; only his Disney-fied film version is the sort of lovable depressive that can grace so many pastel-colored sweatshirts.
- In Terry Pratchett's Discworld:
- Samuel Vimes and Esmerelda Weatherwax, both of which are particularly Genre Savvy (and hate having to be).
- Lord Vetinari's snark is rumored to be so caustic that Sgt. Colon lives in fear of the patrician getting sardonic on him. (Although when it did happen, he never even noticed. Subtle and clever verbal abuse is wasted on some people.)
- Also, um, aren't we forgetting Terry Pratchett himself?
- Rincewind also has his moments; having long given up trying to use his Genre Savviness to stay out of dangerous situations, he occasionally uses it to be sarcastic about them.
- Snape from JK Rowling's Harry Potter. His response when Dumbledore orders him to kill him:
"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"
- For that matter, Harry himself tends to cold, literalist sarcasm. From the fifth book:
Draco: You're dead, Potter.
Harry: Funny, you'd think I'd have stopped walking around...
- Marco from Animorphs.
- Tobias, too. Occasionally even Ax, although it's not always clear whether it's intentional.
- In The Malazan Book Of The Fallen Udinaas, Samar Dev, Bugg and Fiddler are all deadpan snarkers to some degree.
- The Russian diplomat Bilibin in War And Peace, known later in Petersburg society for what he calls his mots (French for "sayings").
- Levi, AKA Biff, from Lamb The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal is snarky enough to have invented the word Sarcasm. Literally.
- Q, in the non-canon Star Trek book I, Q. "Yeah, and if that doesn't work, maybe the Easter Bunny will save us."
- Jeeves, the valet from P.G. Wodehouse's novels, was famous for his incredibly diplomatic portrayals of this trope:
(When trying to convince his employer, Bertie, not to wear a specific dinner jacket)
Bertie: But all the lads have asked for the name of my tailor.
Jeeves: Doubtless with the aim of avoiding him, sir.
Bertie: He's considered one of the best men in England!
Jeeves: I do not make any judgments regarding his moral character, sir.
- The protagonist of Fifth Business is one.
- Marilla Cuthbert of Anne Of Green Gables is an example.
- The characters of Aaron Allston's parts of the X Wing Series tend towards this trope. Most of the not-inconsiderable amount of humor in his books is of this variety.
Wedge: "Phanan, Face, still Seven and Eight. I'd hate to break up the best comedy team this side of the janitor's closet."
Phanan: "I love an understanding commander. Know where I can get one?"
- Leah Clearwater in Twilight is very much considered one because of the fact she call out many of the characters for the crap that they do. For example when she calls Bella out for keeping Jacob around even though she doesn't love him and Jacob still, heart-breakingly, loves her.
- Mara Jade and Ben Skywalker are prone to this, but where Mara will start snarking just for the hell of it, Ben tends to save particularly nasty comments for moments when he's genuinely unhappy (although as we see in Outcast, he's not immune to random outbursts, either). And yes, both of them share the same irreverent sense of humor. Like mother, like son, really.
- Melinda, the main character of Laurie Halse Anderson's Speak, is deadpan in all aspects of life. Considering she was raped at an end-of-summer party at the age of fourteen, it's understandable. This doesn't stop her from being one of Anderson's most hilarious and likable characters.
- Artemis Fowl.
- Occasionally the titular character of The Bartimaeus Trilogy, but he's more of an Uncontrollably Sneering Snarker, but we love him for it.
- Mogget, the cat-formed servant of the Abhorsens' in Garth Nix's Old Kingdom series practically personifies this trope. The Disreputable Dog has her moments too.
- How is it that Sherlock Holmes has not been mentioned yet? The man is this trope!
- And his protege and later wife, Mary Russell, in the Mary Russell books is just as deadpan a snarker as Holmes.
Live Action TV
- See the subtrope Servile Snarker - butlers and valets probably belong there rather than here.
- Every Joss Whedon show has a consistent Deadpan Snarker, who is also the "Joss Whedon" character on the show. However, virtually every character on every show does this at one point or another, as this trope is largely his Signature Style with regards to dialogue.
- Gil Grissom on CSI. He even has a trope named after him because of it. Jim Brass also fills this role quite regularly.
- Chandler on Friends.
- In fact, one episode had Chandler's friends make a bet with him saying that he couldn't last a week of not making any smart assed comments. Chandler clearly strains his brain to resist from being sarcastic and it didn't help that his friends unintentionally (or maybe on purpose) do things that would make Chandler normally be snarky. In the end, Chandler gave up and let loose on what he was holding back over the past week and then felt relieved.
- Stanley in the US version of The Office. Jim also responds this way to anything Dwight and Michael do.
- John Munch on Law And Order Special Victims Unit was once a classic Deadpan Snarker, back in the days when he actually had more than six lines per season.
- And before him there was Lennie Briscoe, the ultimate snarky cop. Jerry Orbach's brilliant, world-weary, deadpan humor practically defined the TV idea of the New York cop.
- Heck, every pair of detectives on Law And Order is pretty much required to have at least one deadpan snarker. When Munch left, his partner promptly took over the role. Even the citizens of New York occasionally join in.
(Briscoe and Green are checking out a dead man's bank account. The bank clerk helping them has just stated that he made semi-regular deposits.)
Brisco: Let me guess, all under ten thousand dollars, right?
Clerk: Who wants to bother with all that pesky federal paperwork?
- In Stargate SG-1, it's pretty easy to miss, but if you go back and play close attention to those 175 episodes (that's the number of times he shows up), you may just notice that in the course of over a decade, despite having more sense of humor than his remaining teammates put together, Jack O'Neill has rarely ever cracked so much as a smirk. When pointed out to him that a character "does not know fear", he exclaims, "Yeah, well, he knows stupid!"
Ba'al: You dare mock me?
O'Neill: Ba'al, come on. You should know . Of course I dare mock you.
(And this gem:)
O'Neill: I've got a better idea. Instead of helping you, why don't we sit around and watch you get your ass kicked? That way you'll be dead, and we'll be glad.
Ba'al: You cannot be serious.
O'Neill: Yes, I can. I just choose not to, some of the time.
Ba'al: With your insolence you're dooming not just your world but all of humanity.
O'Neill: I think big.
- Daniel Jackson had a fair few snarky lines as well.
Dr. Markov: If you're implying that everything Russian-made is of poor quality, actually, the sub is Swiss.
Jackson: So it occasionally catches fire but keeps perfect time?
- O'Neill's successor Cameron Mitchell also gets his share of these moments in both SG-1 and The Ark Of Truth.
Prior: Foolhardy are those who do not follow the path.
Mitchell: Anyone want to bet what he's gonna say next?
Prior: Kill them.
Mitchell: Could've made money on that one.
- Which is eerily similar to a scene in Farscape where Mitchell actor Ben Browder made a similar 'easy money' bet with D'argo about the approaching shuttle having Scorpius aboard.
- When he wasn't trying (and failing) to grasp the more boisterous type of Earth humor, every single line of Teal'c's that was intentionally funny on his part was deadpan snark.
- In situations of stress on Stargate Atlantis, Rodney McKay cranks up the snark, at one point sarcastically saying "I foolishly left my time machine back on Earth. Did you bring yours?" while in a ticking time bomb situation. He is also apt to point out repeatedly the sheer impossibility of the plans Sheppard comes up with. This tendency has actually been toned down since the character's original appearances in SG-1.
- It should be noted that for further irony, 'his' time machine is actually on Earth. Or at least the one he found.
- Edmund E. Blackadder has this as his primary purpose in three different lives.
- Only three? You're forgetting the specials.
- Salem from Sabrina The Teenage Witch (1996-2003 version) and its animated Spin Off.
- Michael Bluth of Arrested Development. He is in charge of the family business; it's just that no one listens to him. Often doubles as the Straight Man. Not to mention the Only Sane Man.
- The Doctor in Doctor Who sometimes slips into this, especially in the new series. For instance, in "The Girl in the Fireplace":
Reinette: Oh, this is my lover, the King of France.
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, I'm the Lord of Time.
- Former companion Ian Chesterton unexpectedly developed into one of these, though sadly not until his last episode on the show.
- Emerson Cod in Pushing Daisies.
- Also Lily. Even the usually polite Ned gets in on the act when he's in a really bad mood.
- Dr. Gregory House on House is a very anti-social example of this trope (as well as a plethora of other tropes).
- James Wilson also acts as this, usually in conjunction with House and snarking right back at him.
- It's probably either that or shoot him in the head.
- And Cuddy. And Foreman. And occasionally Cameron and Chase. The new kids are still getting their feet under them, but Taub does fairly well.
- Laverne in Scrubs. Dr. Cox also gives one-liner snarkiness when he's not ranting.
- In season two of Torchwood, Ianto turned into one of these.
Tosh: If we knew how it worked, we could feed the world!
Ianto: We could release a single...
- Both Hyde and Red from That70s Show fit this trope perfectly.
Red: So, you two are gonna save your marriage by dating strangers.
Midge: Well, Red, when you say it like that, it sounds stupid.
Red: Okay Midge, say it so it doesn't sound stupid.
- Eric does this a lot too.
Kelso: OK, fine, but when you guys see my footprints on the moon, what are you gonna say then?
Eric: Hey, some monkey is wearing Kelso's shoes!
- Even Donna gets in on this once in a while.
- Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air fits this so well that it's inconceivable how he kept his job as long as he did: "At the risk of sounding redundant, dinner is served."
- Well, if Benson could do it for years, in two different series starting on Soap, then why not Geoffrey too? Of course, on Soap, Benson was the snarky butler side character. On the spin-off, he was the snarky main character.
- And, keeping with this theme, Mr. Moseby of The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody.
- Bova on Space Cases:
Harlan: I'm tired of running from the Spung! This time they're going to know they've been in a fight!
Bova: Oh, yeah, they'll be scraping us off their windshields saying, "Some fight, huh?"
- Simon on American Idol is wildly known for his insults and trademark sarcasm towards contestants. During the first season he was also known for getting into fights with Paula. They still get into fights, but now there's a hell of a lot more UST.
- Newman and Elaine on Seinfeld
- Drake, Josh, and Josh's girlfriend Mindy from Drake And Josh
- Pick a character on Veronica Mars. Any character.
- Zoltan the stuffed wolf in Young Dracula
- Both the Supernatural boys are good at this, especially at giving adorable bitchfaces while doing so.
- Crown Attorney David Kaye on This is Wonderland, who also happens to be just a little Ambiguously Camp.
- Barb on The New Adventures Of Old Christine.
- Kerr Avon of Blake's 7.
- Dr. Crower of American Gothic.
- A certain character played by Jay Leno on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno during the 1990's... the genius Mr Brain.
- One word: Methos.
- Though many or most characters from Waterloo Road have their moments, first, second and third prizes have to go to Brett Aspinall.
- Peter Bishop of Fringe, who seems like the only voice of semi-sanity on the show so far.
Dr. Bishop: I posited in 1976 that it is possible to synchronize the fields of two distinct minds, allowing the sharing of information across the unconscious state... like a string between two tin cans.
Peter Bishop: And, you know, what's great about that is that it's completely insane.
- Dr. McCoy and Spock of Star Trek fame have both been this a few times.
- Most of the main characters of Corner Gas fit this trope.
- Rimmer in Red Dwarf on occasion, due to seeing himself as the Only Sane Man. One sequence sadly lost from the final episode:
Cat: How do we get to this mirror universe?
Rimmer: You mean because we've got no mode of transport apart from my old bike? Can't Krytie fix some sort of gizmo to the wheel so it crosses dimensions when you go downhill really fast?
Kochanski: You're not helping.
Rimmer: That's not my job.
- Kochanski herself is also a bit of a Deadpan Snarker, with rather more justification for being the Only Sane Person.
- It does usually seem to be a Rimmer/Cat exchange, as again in these two examples from Gunmen of the Apocalypse:
Cat: We don't run, we strike! It's the last thing they'll be expecting!
Rimmer: No-oo, the last thing they'll be expecting is for us to turn into ice skating mongooses and dance the bolero. And your plan makes about as much sense.
and
Cat: Isn't there some way we can turn ourselves into tiny electronic people and get in his head? And if not, WHY not?
Rimmer: Look, we can all bring something to this discussion, but I think what you should bring is silence.
- Niles and C.C. Babcock in The Nanny are this, especially when trying to one-up each other.
- Deadpan Snarkers that are also butlers seem to be a fairly common subtrope.
- Jed Bartlet has a lot of this going on in The West Wing. His response to learning that his Vice President is a recovering alcoholic: "Is there anyone around here who's not?" Of course, being President of the United States means that people let you get away with it a bit more.
- Shawn Spencer in Psych is so deadpan in his snark, he almost comes out the other end to earnestness.
- In fact his Deadpan Snark is so intensely deadpan that at times you wonder if he actually MEANS what he says, no matter how ridiculous it is. He can even use it on his dad.
- Seven of Nine and Tuvok from Star Trek Voyager.
- DCS Foyle from Foyles War.
- In The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Derek Reese and Cameron trade off on this role. In the latter's case, both the deadpanning and the snark are probably entirely involuntary, as sarcasm is literally lost on her.
Morris: Is this your car?
Cameron: No, it belongs to the guy I killed and stuffed in the trunk.
Morris: ... (turns to John) Your sister is dark, man.
- The titular character of Eli Stone. He's even shown to be a developing snarker as a kid in flashbacks.
- Everyone on WKRP In Cincinnati was this at one point or another — even Les:
Jennifer: Well, Les? Don't you have a "line" for me?
Les: "Hi. I'm fabulously wealthy."
- Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, NCIS. Also, Tony.
- Illya Kuryakin in several episodes of the 60s spy series The Man From UNCLE. Usually when in the hands of THRUSH or another villain. From "The Bat Cave Affair" (second season):
Illya Kuryakin: May I ask a question?
Count Ladislaus Zark: Yes, please do.
Illya Kuryakin: If you were so anxious to get the letter, why did you try to have me killed?
Count Ladislaus Zark: Oh, you mean Madrid? The bull ring? That was a dreadful mistake. My men were supposed to bring you back here, but misunderstood. Terribly sorry you were inconvenienced.
Illya Kuryakin: It happens.
- In I Love Lucy, Fred Mertz is a blatant deadpan snarker, usually asking a serious question through which Lucy or Ethel become the butt of the joke.
- The ever-popular sitcom Hogans Heroes gives almost every single character the role of deadpan snarker, such as responding to the kommandant's pledge of support with "we might be able to pull through anyway" or playing on the stereotypes of each prisoner's nationalities. When not acting as a (presumably) ignorant sarcastic comedian in front of the German officers, Colonel Hogan also proves to be an example of this when he makes frequent comments at the others' expense in his usual business tone of speaking.
- The Andy Griffith Show's Howard Sprague became the subject of one of the episodes for his talent on delivering a punchline in the truest fashion of the deadpan snarker. Because of this, the other characters see fit to recommend his appearance on a tv show. When he uses their names to improve his performance, he gets in trouble because they become insulted by them rather than recognizing them as jokes.
- Michael Weston's voiceovers in Burn Notice often come into this, as does Sam Axe.
- A few of the characters on Freaks and Geeks display this quality, but Ken Miller in particular would have to be on a shortlist of characters who embody this trope.
- Frazer on Neighbours.
- Most every character on Mystery Science Theater 3000 was capable of this, with Crow T. Robot perhaps being the champ.
- Dorothy from The Golden Girls, who would mostly make sarcastic replies whenever Rose made an idiotic comment.
- The titular character from Raven could be described as one.
- The various hosts of E! network's Talk Soup (Greg Kinnear, John Henson, Aisha Tyler, etc.) were pretty much all about this trope.
- Cal Lightman on "Lie To Me", though the rest of the Lightman Group have their fair share of snark.
- Doctor Cottle in Battlestar Galactica.
- Wiseguy. Vinnie Terranova's OCB handler Frank McPike.
"You McPike?"
"Most of my life. In 3rd grade I was Batman, but that seems to have passed."
- Several characters on Lost tend toward sarcasm, but Juliet and especially Miles are probably the most deadpan about it.
- The season one finale, Exodus:
Hurley: (as they find the Black Rock) Dude. How does something like this... happen?
Rousseau: Are you on the same island as I am?
- Bob Newhart was one of these (as well as an Only Sane Man) on both The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart.
- Mr. Carlin was also one on the earlier show.
- Frasier Crane, on both Cheers and Frasier.
- Lilith and Niles, as well.
Radio
Religion
Theatre
- Mary Flynn from Merrily We Roll Along. An unusual character trait given that she's the chick in her Power Trio.
- Joanne in Company. She's about as snarky as you can find.
- Ruth Sherwood from Wonderful Town, especially in her song "One Hundred Easy Ways".
- While its hardly the first thing that comes to mind, John Proctor of The Crucible shows some of this, especially in Act One.
- Arms And The Man has Nicola, who is always ready with some witty banter behind the master's back.
- Phyllis from Follies.
- Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet. Especially as he's dying.
- Hamlet. All the time. Even talking to himself.
- In act 1 of Wicked Fiyero has elements of this. His response when Elphaba claims his carriage almost ran her over is to comment that his driver saw green (her skincolour) and thought it meant go, and when asked if he was sleeping rather than paying attention tells her that of course he was sleeping, it's daytime.
- Don't forget, Elphaba has a bit of deadpan snarkyness too.
- In 1776, Franklin, Jefferson, and Adams all have their moments, but Jefferson wins for sheer... deadpan-yness.
Adams: Do you mean to tell me that [the Declaration of Independence] is not yet finished?!
Jefferson: No, sir. I mean to say that it is not yet begun.
- And then, almost immediately afterwards:
Adams: He has a whole week! The world was created in a week!
Jefferson: Someday you must tell me how you did it.
Adams: Disgusting. Look at him, Franklin. Virginia's most famous lover!
Jefferson: Virginia abstains.
- Gemma on Sons of Anarchy
Gemma: Jesus is the guy who cuts my lawn.
Video Games
- Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie, due to both plain snarkyness and being fairly Genre Savvy. Apparently this was supposed to be reduced in Nuts & Bolts. Oops.
- Garrett in Thief.
- Crypto in Destroy All Humans.
- Falco in Star Fox.
- Not a very good one, though. In the secret Star Fox taunts of Super Smash Bros Brawl, his attempted deadpan snarking was deadpan snarked. By Slippy.
- Gig from Soul Nomad And The World Eaters, who liberally throws around insults and sarcasm directed at you, your team-mates and the world in general whenever he's annoyed, smug, confrontational, or just plain bored (in other words, all of the time, except when he's offering exposition or being incredibly self-aggrandizing).
- GLaDOS from Portal gradually turns into this by the end of the game.
- At least one NPC in each Bioware RPG (Baldur's Gate, Knights Of The Old Republic, Jade Empire, Mass Effect) will be of this sort, and the game will occasionally allow the main character to snark it up too.
- Rouge often slips into this in Sonic Chronicles. It's a pity she's such a Spoony Bard gameplay-wise, since bringing her along to plot related stuff often results in funny.
- The Legend Of Zelda has both Tatl from Majora's Mask and Midna from Twilight Princess, although the latter to a much greater extent than the former.
- Lawrence, the robot butler of Big Bad Dr. Nefarious in the third Ratchet And Clank game. Most of Lawrence's snarkiness is directed at his (largely oblivious) boss, but he manages to get off a few snide remarks at the heroes, as well.
Nefarious: So this is the mighty Q-Force? I could destroy the lot of you and it wouldn't even get mentioned in Supervillain Weekly!
Lawrence: Ah, but think of the favor you'd be doing the fashion world, sir.
- Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney is commonly the sole voice of reason in his world of spirit mediums, crazy dominatrix prosecutors, and wacky courtroom hijinks (despite being the cause of half of them).
- This even continues after he is no longer the lawyer in the newer games; if anything becoming even more snarky as he becomes a bit of a Chess Master.
- At one point in the third game, you get to play as Miles Edgeworth. He's much more of a Deadpan Snarker than Phoenix.
- Apollo Justice from the fourth game also gets in on the act too. "I'm a lawyer. I live for needless procedures."
- Jade from Tales Of The Abyss is a textbook example of this. Snarkiness is just his way of showing affection, after all.
- Centurion Tenebrae carries on right where Jade left off in Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World.
- He doesn't always succeed.
- Especially not when Colette's around.
- Why hasn't Yuri Lowell from Tales Of Vesperia been mentioned yet? He's been called Jade 2.0 for a reason...
- Both The Bard and the unnamed narrator, in the 2004 version of The Bard's Tale. They trade barbs to each other about the ridiculous things that happen in the game.
- In fact, "snarky" is a actual in game option to chose when engaging in dialogue.
- Trilby in 5 Days a Stranger definitely feels snarky... and can you blame him?
- Ling Tong's debut in Dynasty Warriors portrayed him as a deadpan snarker, primarily to Gan Ning. Averted in the spin-off/crossover Warriors Orochi, where he's just an ass.
- Ishida Mitsunari in Samurai Warriors, and even more so in the spin-off game Warriors Orochi acting as [[ Cao Pi's]] primary foil.
- Haskill from The Elder Scrolls IV: Shivering Isles. He's never not snarking at you.
- With all the shit Niko Bellic gives his clients, it's a surprise he gets work.
- Huang is pretty much the same in Chinatown Wars; it's a pity absolutely no one takes him seriously.
- Several characters from Neverwinter Nights 2 fulfill this trope, most notably Sand, Bishop (who only does it to wound people) and, sometimes, Neeshka.
- Though most of the time, Neeshka does it with too much emotion attached to truly fit this trope. It's usually in response to one of the other companions rubbing her the wrong way, after all.
- Disgaea games are guarenteed to have at least one per game.
- Morte from Planescape: Torment, who is such an aggravating snarker that he has a special ability called "litany of curses" that can drive your enemies so crazy with anger they have to attack him in melee. Even if they're a Squishy Wizard.
- Zyzyx from Sacrifice, who incidentally is voiced by Rob Paulsen, the same man who voiced Morte above. Amongst the gods, Stratos can also get rather sarcastic at times, and even good ol' boy James displays a surprisingly dry wit at times.
- Saki Tsuzura from the all-female fighting game Arcana Heart has some win quotes that have her flatly criticizing an opponent's skill and/or mindset.
- In Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Spider-Man EPITOMIZES this trope. 25% of his time is being useful, 75% is being an ass to Nick Fury.
Fury: Spider-Man. Didn't expect you to answer my call [for help].
Spider-Man: What? And miss riding on the Helicarrier? This beast has gotta be the biggest waste of tax payer money in history. Hey, you guys have any plans to make a flying Mt. Rushmore? Seriously, that would totally rock.
- Deadpool is a close second, although much of his comments are a bit more on the surreal side.
- If you have them both in the same party, the former deadpan snarks at the latter about finally meeting someone whose jokes are worse than his.
- Grandia II uses the main character as its snarker, resulting in many wonderful conversations where the party wants to stop and help people in need, and Ryudo rolls his eyes, mocks them all, and reluctantly agrees to go along with it.
- Solid Snake, either in his own games or in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
- In the Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines, Beckett is a prime Deadpan Snarker, as is Deb, the host for an in-game late-night radio talk show.
- Damon Baird. Marcus Fenix also comes in close behind him, especially when they're paired together, to the point where Dom remarks that its "Like two assholes on their first date."
- The Stranger from Terminal Reality's Nocturne claims to have no sense of humor, but still manages to deliver some vicious one-liners to those around him, particularly when he is especially annoyed (i.e. much of the time).
Bobby Jo: Are you married?
Stranger: No.
Bobby Jo: My daddy says I'm going to make some lucky man very happy some day when I get married.
Stranger: He was probably referring to himself.
- Neku Sakuraba in The World Ends With You, especially in Another Day. Joshua as well, though he's a lot less cynical and does it more for the sake of annoying Neku.
- Guillo. Full stop. Baten Kaitos Origins is pretty much worth playing just to hear Guillo's hilarious remarks. This is just one example:
Guillo: Who throws barrels at people? What are you, some monkey who's run off with a pretty wench?
- The ability to select dialogue options allows you to be this in Fallout 3. In fact, one of a set of optional quest rewards depends on your willingess to respond snidely to a variety of questions.
- The Jak And Daxter games dispense this trope with a Vulcan Fury. Daxter has been known to ask the progression-critical warrior NPC "Have you tried attacking him with your melodrama? 'Cause it's killing me!". Samos is also fairly good at it...oh, and when Jak takes his Superpowered Evil Side Level in Badass, he begins dropping his own smart remarks.
- An interesting case in Bomberman 64 The Second Attack where Bomberman himself, despite being portrayed as a Heroic Mime in the game, is revealed to actually be a deadpan snarker after getting the good ending which goes back and shows what the White Bomber was saying in most of game's cutscenes. Most of which are snarky comebacks directed at his comic relief partner, Pommy.
- Given the fact that the series has Loads And Loads Of Characters, Fire Emblem naturally has some of these. Ranulf is probably the best example, though Ike himself is pretty good at it when Ranulf's not around.
- Deus Ex has a lot of snarky remarks here and there.
JC Denton: A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
...
JC Denton: You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
...
Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?
- Aschen Brodel from Super Robot Taisen: OG Saga: Endless Frontier is one of these... when she's not being a Genki Girl due to the mental effects of her Super Mode.
- The newest incarnation of the Prince certainly qualifies; he uses snarkiness to complement his role as a Loveable Rogue.
- Colonel Hakha from Killzone is one of these, providing an excellent foil to Rico's dumbassery.
- Archibald Ironfist, from Might And Magic, tends towards this, though especially in Heroesof Might And Magic II, this sometimes overlaps with gloating.
- Raziel from the Legacy Of Kain series is an excellent example of the trope, especially from Soul Reaver 2 on. It's made even better because he speaks in the distinctive style the games are known for.
"Oh no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I have the stomach for it."
Web Animation
- About half the cast of Red Vs Blue, especially Grif and Church.
Grif: So let me get this straight. We're going to steal a bomb from the enemy base — a bomb that can be remotely detonated, I might add — and then we're going to take it back to our base and all huddle around it. What a great plan. Simmons: Well of course it sounds stupid when you say it like that.
- Lampshaded when the Reds ask Grif to come up with his own plan and he's unable to think of anything. "My skills lie more in listening to other people's plans and telling them what's wrong with them."
- Gary to Roamin the Paladin in Unforgotten Realms. Usually in the form of blunt, tactless explanations of how Roamin is being stupid.
Roamin: Gary, why are we even friends?
Gary: Well, no-one will be friends with you, and I enjoy pissing on people's parades.
Roamin: Better reasons than most, I suppose.
Gary: Not really, it's probably the worst reason for being friends out of anyone who has ever used the word "friendship" to describe their bond with another person.
- Homestar Runner: Strong Bad. Strong Sad sometimes fulfills this role when he isn't busy being The Eeyore.
- Raimi Matthews from Broken Saints.
Web Comics
- Antimony and Reynardine from Gunnerkrigg Court.
Reynardine: Haha! Tired already, child?
Antimony: Don't be so cocky. You don't have any lungs.
- Jason Grey in The Wotch (and Sonja as well of course).
- Stickman from Stickman And Cube.
- Zodon from the web- and print-comic PS238
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- Tycho in Penny Arcade.
- Roy Greenhilt from The Order of the Stick has his snarkiness being his primary character flaw.
- What do you mean, "flaw"?
- Well, it's a flaw according to the beings of pure law and good that judge him in the afterlife, anyway. Since he is Lawful Good, that's a flaw.
- He's also notably the lead hero, not a supporting character. Among the supporting roles, Vaarsuvius plays this role often.
- As does Belkar, post-fake Character Development.
Crystal: Arrgh! You little twit, I'm gonna kill you!
Belkar: Yeah, and I'm going to drop a house on you and sing about how I represent the Lollipop Guild. C'mon, let's keep our threats realistic, shall we?
- On the evil side, this role is usually taken by Redcloak, who is often paired up with over-the-top cliched bad guy Xyklon or the adorably naive Monster in the Darkness.
Redcloak: I'm on my way to finish zombifying the monsters we killed up in the tower.
MitD: Yeah, I can help with that.
Redcloak: Really? So, I guess those three boxes of mallomars you finished off somehow earned you enough XP to gain 5 levels in cleric overnight.
MitD: Well, they were especially chewy....
Redcloak: Then unless you are volunteering your services as raw materials, I don't think you are going to be much help.
- Pretty much half of the named characters get a crowning moment of snark or two, and even some unnamed. Bonus points to Spoony Bard Elan, who's not particularly bright most of the time, doubles as his Crowning Moment Of Awesome when he pulls a What The Hell Hero moment on Varsuvius when he/she killed a minor villain purely because he/she was impatient that the plot wasn't moving fast enough for his/her taste.
- Kris from Bardsworth.
- Faye (and others) in Questionable Content.
- Nearly all the cast of Something Positive, but Davan is King Snark. Also many people in another of the author's comics, Super Stupor. Come to think of it, perhaps every character R. K. Milholland creates.
- And thus, probably Milholland himself, as well.
- ADVENTURERS! has one in each camp: Ardam for the heroes and Argent for the villains. Though Ardam is usually more "exasperated" than "deadpan".
- Jason in Multiplex. Funnily enough, he is often confused for an Author Avatar, which the author denies... to some extent.
- Most of the cast of Lackadaisy Cats indulges in some snark, but Zib almost exists to offer his sarcastic take on matters.
- Rayne of Least I Could Do goes so far over the top with the Idiot Hero and Handsome Lech routines that most of the rest of the cast are divided into those who can use deadpan snarking to survive his bombastic ways (Issa and Noel), and those who turn into his punching bags (Jon and Mick). Noel is probably the best example.
- Any character in Antihero For Hire who isn't a) Doctor Nefarious b) ice-powered guy still looking for a name c) Baron Diamond. And even they have their moments.
- Half the regular [non-superhero] cast in Head Trip, Lilian especially, plus Chemokid.
- A vast majority of the cast of 8 Bit Theater. Most notable are Sarda, Black Mage, Thief, and White Mage.
- Kei in Circumstances of the Revenant Braves.
- Emperor Krosp in Girl Genius.
- Dewey from Unshelved.
Mell: People don't like it when you're right all the time.
Dewey: If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right. Nah, I still want to be right.
- Nancy in Rhapsodies.
- Pretty much every main and supporting character in both Michael Poe's Errant Story have their moments of this, but the males seem especially prone to it. Jon and Ellis probably have a Snark/Strip ratio of 2:1.
- Green in The Law of Purple occasionally pulls a Deadpan Snarker moment, as does his brother Blue.
- Marius from My Life In Blue.
- While Artax tries it occasionally...
Yeager: Contrary to...most of my dating history, not every woman who's interested in me is a flesh-craving abomination.
Artax: Really? Have you been seeing someone we don't know about?
- In RPG World, pretty much every member of the main cast gets a turn at deadpan snarking, even the dim-witted Hero. Cherry, Eikre, and Reka are the most frequent offenders.
- Most of the cast of Fletcher Apts except for Kia and Mr.Fletcher.
Web Original
Western Animation
- Tyrone from The Backyardigans plays this role both audibly and more often visually. Somehow, despite him not wearing pants, he manages to give the impression he's slouching with his hands stuck in his pockets.
(From "To the Center of the Earth", after Tyrone loses his penny a second time because of Uniqua's invention)
Tyrone: See? I could have just walked over to get it. Now it's lost!
Professors Uniqua and Pablo: Poppycock! Inventions are always the way!
Tyrone: The way to drop my penny.
- Spider-Man, especially in the most recent series.
- Scourge occasionally plays this to Cyclonus in Transformers.
Cyclonus: (in reference to hearing something moving) It's probably just the wind.
Scourge: Cyclonus, there's no wind in space.
- Huey Freeman on The Boondocks.
- Frylock on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but Master Shake acts as the Deadpan Snarker in Total Re-Carl.
- Sokka on Avatar The Last Airbender initially fit this role like a glove, but as time went on, he developed into actually being the one to make the plans.
Katara: If it looks like trouble, we'll leave.
Sokka: Yeah, because we always leave before we get into trouble....
- Shego from Kim Possible. In fact, she consideres Drakken to be little more than mocking gold.
Shego: Okay, let's get Plan Too-Complicated-To-Actually-Work over with. — Drakken: Would it hurt you to show a little enthusiasm? Shego: Woohoo, extra hoo. Happy? — Shego: Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the "genius". Dr. Drakken: Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the "mad". Shego: Ooh, scary man.
- Fun-fact: Shego wasn't originally planned to be like this, but after the directors realized how much talent her voice actress had in doing the Deadpan Snarker, they changed her whole script.
- In the latter episodes, Stan from South Park has a habit of pinching the bridge of his nose and sigh, when other character does something stupid. He often exclaims "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here" and, in Child Abduction is Not Funny, he remarks to Kyle, "Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid," and as they rejoin their families at the conclusion of the episode, "Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but, Jesus Christ...".
Craig: This is fun. Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle. It just keeps getting better and better.
—
Stan: Dude, what is this place?
Random guy: It's like...An unknown valley that time forgot, where everything grows huge.
Craig: That's a shock. I decided to follow you, guys, and now i'm in land of a giant's lost world.
—
Stan: Let's see what's in there.
Craig: Let's see what's in there. That's why you guys get into these situations. Because when you come across a spooky, ancient ruin, you say: Let's see what's in there.
- Of course, all Craig's lines are like this.
- Rattrap from Transformers: Beast Wars fits this role perfectly. He is snide, cynical, and sarcastic. He's notable for his frequent use of the phrase "We're all gonna die.", and constantly bickers with Dinobot, and, later, Depth Charge. He is, however, a capable soldier and, if need be, leader, though Jerk With A Heart Of Gold may be stretching it.
Rattrap: Eh, command's a pain in the tail... especially with this pack of hyenas. You can keep it.
- Blackarachnia, as the show's resident Dark Action Girl, also qualifies. Especially when dealing with Silverbolt.
- Slapper, Gas Skunk, and Dark Scream do this a lot to their boss, Sky-Byte, in Transformers: Robots in Disguise.
- Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants.
- Mandy, from The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy. Grim has his moments, too.
- Daria from Daria is a deadpan snarker to the point of having a trope based off of her.
- See also Jane Lane.
- See also, on occasion, Trent Lane, Tom Sloane, Jodie Landon, and Michael Jordan Mac Kenzie (a.k.a. Mack).
- Brian from Family Guy is an example. The fact that he is a dog is one of the show's MANY running gags.
- Raven in Teen Titans:
Beast Boy: See? [Blackfire] thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
Beast Boy: >:O
(Unicorn statuette causes a secret door to open)
Raven: Well, that's not suspicious...
- Sgt. Mike Cosgrove from Freakazoid is a gruff, eyeless example of this trope and is thoroughly played for laughs. Examples of his deadpan nature include his catchphrase, a deadpan command of "Cut it out." which seems to have a supernatural ability to manipulate people into stopping whatever they're doing no matter what it is, similar to a Jedi mind trick, and a scene where he tries to comfort the main character, Freakazoid, for his Cloudcuckoolander-based problems by saying, "You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb."
- There's really no snark to Cosgrove, just enough deadpan and ineffect to have the same result. To give an idea of his deadpan "Cut it out." power, in the comics based on the shows, Cosgrove used it successfully on the Animaniacs. This is the only time the Animaniacs have ever stopped when told.
- Hawkgirl from Justice League, who especially had a talent for dishing verbal ownage out on Flash:
- Jamie from Megas XLR is, while being a strong coward and womanizer, a decent example of the trope. He is often well aware of and comments on the lunacy and danger of Coop's actions and, sometimes, dialogue. That being said however, he seems to enjoy the destruction Coop's actions brings, so may or may not comment if it doesn't directly affect him.
- Dougal in The Magic Roundabout, at least in the English language version. Adapter and voice artist Eric Thompson based his portrayal of Dougal on Tony Hancock's radio and TV persona.
- Lula the talking sword in Dave The Barbarian.
- Tecna in Winx Club sometimes acts like this.
- Limburger in Biker Mice From Mars.
- Schnitzel in Chowder, though since he's The Unintelligible, we hear all of his snark second-hand.
- Courage's computer in Courage The Cowardly Dog. Being forced to do research on zombie film directors and methods of exorcising a mattress will do that to anyone, though.
- Laura in Dr Katz Professional Therapist.
Ben: So... you're my father's receptionist. You know, I mean, in a way, we're sort of related, you and I, like siblings or something, because we both work for my Dad. I mean, you're his receptionist, and I'm his son. So, you know, fantastic, super.
Laura: Could you go now?
- Norm the Genie from The Fairly Oddparents. Pretty much every sentence is a Deadpan Snark. In the episode "Back to the Norm", Norm teams up with Crocker and constantly Deadpan Snarks him. An example is when Crocker is spazzing, Norm makes him hold a mousse shake thing. When Crocker finishes, Norm says, "That's how I like my shakes. Spazzed, not stirred."
- Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons:
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, a sarcasm detector. That's a real useful invention!
(machine explodes)
- Lisa often fills this role occasionally, especially when interacting with the severely less intelligent Bart and Homer.
- Spanky Ham on Drawn Together.
- Mittens the cat from Bolt. It helps that her voice is done by Sussie Essman from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
- The last episode of The Tick featured superhero-in-training Sarcastro, a man dressed as Fidel Castro who was sarcastic. In fact, being really sarcastic was his only stated superpower, and the only time he got to use it in a heroic fashion (he spent most of the episode snarking at the tick and the other superhero cadets) was when he faced down the Monster Of The Week, a hitman using a suit of Powered Armor:
Sarcastro: Oh, sure, I'm gonna fight you. (runs away)
- Digeri Dingo from Taz-Mania is by far the most sarcastic character on the show.
- D. W. from Arthur often switches between being the Deadpan Snarker and a Large Ham.
D.W.: (while at the Washington Monument) First we were down there looking up here, and now we're up here looking down there. What's the point?
- Darkwing Duck:
Gosalyn: There's something strange about that Bug Master.
Darkwing: Yeah, she's in a bug costume threatening a cockroach. I'd call that strange.
- His adopted daughter Gosalyn, as well. Her reponse on almost being dropped to her death is, "And to think I used to buy tickets for rides like that."
- Obi-Wan in Star Wars The Clone Wars. If anything, he's even deadpan snarkier in the show than he was in the movies.
- Almost certainly, Gromit from Wallace And Gromit would be a Deadpan Snarker if he could actually talk. As it is, he can communicate more with an eye-roll than almost anyone...
- Ruby-Spears-version Protoman has a tendency to do this.
Cutman: Almost got him!
Protoman: "Almost" only counts in horseshoes, Cutman.
- Though quite a few characters engaged in snark on Dungeons & Dragons, it was a particular specialty of Eric’s: “Now why didn’t I think of that? A game of patty-cake will stop an army of raging orcs any day!”
- In the show Liberty's Kids, both Sarah and James switch off in playing this role. More often than not, it's James snarking about how stuffy the high society that Sarah was born into is. Though Sarah has been known to throw a great deal of snark right back at him about how infantile Americans in general—and James specifically—can be.
Other
- Spock in the Spock Versus Q audio plays Armageddon Tonight and Did I say that?. Technically, Q is the Deadpan Snarker for most of the latter play, but only because he's Spock. It Makes Sense In Context.
- Pretty much any character ever played by David Spade that isn't a dimwitted redneck.
Real Life
- Winston Churchill
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd give you poison.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
- Stephen Colbert
- Simon Cowell
- Terry Wogan — Irish commentor on the Eurovision Song Contest.
- Oddly enough (and almost ironically), Spartans in real life, despite being intense Blood Knights and badasses are reknowned for their startlingly Deadpan Snarker nature (laconic wit originated from them). Examples include King Demaratus's response to someone asking him who the most exemplary Spartan was: "He that is least like you.", and the Spartans' response to both Phillip II and Alexander the Great's threat that if they bring their army into their land and win the war, then it will mean Sparta's destruction. They replied with a one word response: "If." (Subsequently, both Phillip II and Alexander avoided Sparta entirely).
- Another beautiful example of this is when, during the Battle of Thermopylae, the Spartans were told that the Persian arrows would be so thick as to blot out the sun. The Spartan response was: "Then we shall fight in the shade."
- And again, when asked by the Persian army to lay down their weapons, their response was "Molon Labe", Greek for "Come and take them." In fact, dry wit was pretty much invented by the Spartans. This would also make it Older Than Feudalism. Of course, you already knew most of these.
- After the battle of Cunaxa, King Artaxerxes II of Persia asked the Greeks involved in the battle to surrender their weapons. The response of their Spartan commander Klearchos: "It is not the victors who lay down their arms."
- Xenophon's Anabasis gives us this comment on preparations for festive games at Trapezos:
Spartan mercenary 1: How can we wrestle on ground as rocky and overgrown as this?
Spartan mercenary 2: The one who gets thrown will get hurt a bit more.
- News examples: Jon Stewart on The Daily Show.
- The Daily Show isn't a news program!
- Or so he says.
- Fine then, Rachel Maddow of The Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC.
- If you're gonna mention Rachel, you gotta also mention Keith Olbermann.
- Olbermann only wants to be a deadpan snarker. More often than not, he fails.
- Just because you ham it up doesn't mean you can't be a Deadpan Snarker.
- This is essentially comedian Dylan Moran's entire stage persona, and makes up the majority of his television and film roles.
- General Anthony McAuliffe famously reponded to a German request for surrender during the Seige of Bastogne, during the Battle of the Bulge during World War Two, with one word: Nuts.
- Mark Twain, at times.
- Oscar Wilde
- Dorothy Parker
- Fran Lebowitz
- Buddha, reportedly.
- Canadian Father-of-Our-Country, Prime Minister Sir John A. Macdonald, lived and breathed this trope.
Well-Dressed Lady: (falls over, hoopskirt flies up)
Sir John A.: (laughs his ass off)
W.-D.L.: (pissed) I can see, sir, that you are no gentleman!
Sir John A.: And I can see, madam, that neither are you.
- And then there was the time he showed up in the House of Commons hung-over, threw up, and declared that comments made by the Leader of the Opposition had made him ill.
- AND, when caught embezzling money from the Canadian Pacific Railway? "I should never have put it in writing."
- Bill Maher.
- Former U.S. President Calvin "Silent Cal" Coolidge. During a dinner, a guest informed him she had taken a bet that she couldn't get him to say more than two words that whole night. His response? "You lose."
- And then there was the time at another dinner, where the conversation turned to Soviet Russia and became quite heated as a result (Cal hanging back as usual). Good hostess that she was, his wife tried to diffuse the situation by asking, "Now, what dressing would everyone prefer on their salad? Italian or Catalina?" Coolidge answered mildly, "I'll take the one that isn't Red."
- Ski movie maker Warren Miller is famous for this.
- Jane Austen
- Roger Ebert is well-known for his Genre Savvy snark in his film reviews.
- George Orwell had his dry wit, with saying like "it seems, that in modern political discourse in England, Facism means 'everything I don't like'", "Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious", "Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it" and this particular gem:
"No one I met at this time — doctors, nurses, practicantes, or fellow-patients — failed to assure me that a man who is hit through the neck and survives it is the luckiest creature alive. I could not help thinking that it would be even luckier not to be hit at all."
- Anthony Bourdain. His snarky, long voiceovers in No Reservations say ALL you need to know.
- The website Cracked.com is the epitome of this archetype.
- So, it comes as no surpise that David Wong writes for that site.
- Pretty much any writer who makes habitual use of the Lemony Narrator, What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome or Lampshade Hanging tropes. Neal Stephenson, Terry Pratchett, Christopher Moore and Neil Gaiman come immediatly to mind.
- A vast number of political hecklers.
- Though not nearly as vast a number as those who think they are.
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