Deadpan Snarker: Anime and Manga
"I'd sorta like to know what you
consider 'normal,' but I'm almost afraid to ask."
- Norway from Axis Powers Hetalia. Whenever speaking with Denmark, he'll fit in as many insults as possible, but with his emotionless attitude and Denmark's obliviousness, they don't really get through.
- Sebastian from Black Butler has his moments, then when Claude appears in season 2 the pair of them go off the charts
- A lot of characters from Black Lagoon are deadpan snarkers. Even the foul-mouthed Revy gets no shortage of snarky quips.
- R. Dorothy Wayneright from The Big O with massive emphasis on deadpan due to being a (supposedly) Emotionless Robot Girl.
- Tsuyuri from Doujin Work keeps a straight face while saying the most outrageous things, mostly to pit other characters against each other and see what comes forth out of all the confusion she causes.
- Vegeta from Dragon Ball fits this trope better than the rest of characters, with Piccolo most likely being 2nd.
Welcome to the end of your life... and I promise it's going to hurt.
Vegeta (to Android 18):
If you give up now I promise to turn you into something practical, like a toaster or a washing machine.
This coming from the guy who was beat senseless by Cell?
- Tien too. When Android 18 came to Kami's Lookout Yamcha tries to scare her off (While keeping his distance).
Gohan's here, and he's stronger then Cell so why don't you get out of here.
Um... why don't you come a little closer and say that?
- Speaking of Android 18, her sarcasm is one of her most defining traits. When asked if her real name is legitimately "No. 18", she responds "My father was pretty dull". (In the original version, she replies "That it doesn't matter" before tossing the number at the World Tournament Announcer). She was kidding, by the way, her birth name has never been revealed. (Until recently. It's Lazuli.)
- Goku is this at times to prove he isn't as stupid as people think he is.
Demon King Piccolo: I'll only need to defeat you in five seconds.
(Demon King Piccolo attempts a chop at Goku, only for him to catch it and throw him into the next building. Piccolo then angrily emerges from the rubble.)
Goku: By the way, it's been five seconds.
- Misaki Matsuya from Excel Saga manga is a powerful example. Once she renders Iwata and Watanabe into howling fits of laughter with a single deadpan sentence. It's made pretty clear that under her stoic exterior lies the heart of a master humorist. Unfortunately her anime counterpart didn't get a chance to test her skills in this field. Excel herself also shows signs of this trope.
- Fate/stay night's Archer, who has nothing but utter disdain for idealism, particularly in regards to his counterpart Shirou.
- Rin and Shirou definitely snark a lot too, though Shirou keeps his comments to himself most of the time. Remove his politeness to keep his mouth shut and you get Archer.
- Riza Hawkeye in Fullmetal Alchemist. A high-ranking aide to Roy Mustang, she acts as both his conscience and the voice of reason on his staff, despite sometimes seeming to exist only to keep the other characters (including Mustang) in line and point out their shortcomings. She does snark in the manga, but always politely.
- Ed gets his share of snarkiness as well, often towards Mustang (and vice versa).
- Saikawa from Gakuen Babysitters on occasion.
Taka: [breathes heavily into the phone, having unexpected Saikawa to pick up, rather than Ryuuichi]
Kamitani: Talk, you idiot! State who you are! What are you, a pervert? . . . [takes the phone] Ah, I'm sorry. It's me.
Saikawa: If you're asking about my underwear, it's black today.
- Kiyomaro Takamine tends to fill this role often in Zatch Bell! due to his genius and the outright oddity of other characters' plans (usually Folgore's) that somehow work.
- Lots of characters from Gintama, especially Yorozuya trio, since good deal of the comedy is based on deadpan comments. But the snarkiest of them all has to be Okita Sougo. Almost everything that comes out of this guy's mouth is deadpan iced with lots of snark.
- Tippy of Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? tends to make snarky remarks from time to time, especially towards anything Cocoa says.
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Kyon fits this perfectly, as well as being the main character and the narrator. We aren't always sure if he's keeping a running commentary in his head or saying it out loud. However, the other characters reply accordingly. Kyon is the king of sarcasm! Just Listen to him!
- Kai Shiden from Mobile Suit Gundam likes to do this to either ruin everyone's moods, or make a bad situation feel worse. He gets better.
- Naruto's Shikamaru. Possibly Kakashi (he is so constantly deadpan it's questionable as to whether he's this or The Comically Serious).
Kakashi: Naruto, you can't kill the client. That's not how it works.
- Tenten has shades of this too. She's definitively this in the spinoff Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth.
- Gaara becomes one in the Five Kages Conference responding to the Tsuchikage:
Tsuchikage: The makeup of the Five Kages sure has changed. It's hard to believe someone as young as yourself can become a Kazekage. Your father must have trained you very well, but you seem to be lacking in manners, boy.
Gaara: You're right. And yet here I am, as the Kazekage.
- Tobi, aka Obito, is quite the snarker as well.
Back away from the jinchuuriki... or don't you care if your son dies? Minato:
Hold it, j-just calm down!! Tobi:
You should take your own advice, Minato. I'm perfectly calm.
Tobi: It's what you'd call a fail-safe... Although he only got as far as the "fail" part.
- Magari Kazuma: model student, all-around athlete, Student Council President, surrounded by freaking idiots.
- There are three types of characters in One Piece: Deadpan Snarkers, madmen, and Total Idiots. Sometimes characters will wear different hats (e.g. Usopp, who occasionally plays the fool, or plays snarker to Luffy's idiocy). Many characters share multiple roles, switching back and forth between them, and there are very few characters who are completely serious such that they display neither any ounce of stupidity or some snarker tendencies at some point.
- Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host Club is a magnificently brutal snarker, especially where Tamaki is concerned. It helps that she often doesn't seem to realize that the things she says tend to hurt people's feelings. It also helps that she's apparently unaware of how fond the rest of the host club are of her.
- The Persona 4 anime turns the main character (named Yu Narukami) into this one, looking deadpan even if he's being kicked to a waterfall, or giving this line about one arguably homosexual underclassman after 'accepting' him.
Kanji: Sempai, didn't you accept me!?
Yu: Not at night.
- Actually, most of the humor involving Yu comes from the fact that it's hard to tell when he's kidding or being serious.
- The Persona 3 movie turns the protagonist, Makoto Yuki, into an even bigger one.
Makoto: You chained your nose to your face so you won't lose it.
- Ash's Pokédex from Pokémon, at least early on, such as in the first episode when a Rattata tries to steal Ash's food.
Ash: What is that doing here? This isn't a forest, it's an open field!
Pokédex: It also comes out into open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.
Jessie and James: (wearing ridiculous dance outfits) This has to be our greatest plan yet!
Meowth: Dat's what worries me.
- And now in Best Wishes Ash's new rival Trip is a very snarky individual. However, most of his comments goes toward Ash only and given Ash's personality, it's no wonder he makes them.
Trip: "That voice can be heard on the opposite side of the street..." (after Ash demands that he battle him completely ignoring the comment made)
Trip: "Humans usually don't try to capture themselves in a Pokeball." (after Ash gets in the way of him trying to catch a Palpitoad causing Trip to accidentally hit Ash in the face with said Pokeball)
- Ash himself actually has a lot of Snarky lines throughout the original series.
Misty: (about Snorlax) It looks like it's going to be sick!
Brock: Well how would you feel if you got kissed by Meowth?
Ash: I'd get a new mouth...
- Misty had some great snark too.
Gary: (to Ash) Ash, I've never seen anyone so pathetic!
Misty: Have you looked in a mirror?
- In Popcorn Avatar, this is the only way Kurando can get back at Lisa, as he's unable to really do anything else.
- Aoshi, in the manga, takes the "deadpan" part so far that the snark can get lost in translation.
- The (almost) eternally-deadpan Kobushi Abiru of Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei. She usually wears a neutral, bored expression on her face (or as much of it as can be seen under the bandages), occasionally uttering a cutting line to another of the students in her class while they're talking about something. In chapter 19 of the manga (volume 2 in tankobon), when Kotonon the heavily-photoshopped net idol is outraged over being called a fat-ass and nobody-has-ever-been-so-mean-as-to-call-me-that, Abiru quips "What? Not even once?" with a perfectly straight face (and tone of voice in the anime, IIRC). Many of her lines can be interpreted as being snarky; occasionally Nozomu-sensei receives some of this snark too, though more recent episodes have depicted Abiru to be more often smitten with him.
- Akira Takano from School Rumble tends to be the voice of reason among her girl squad (with Tenma, Eri and Mikoto), and is able to make astute observations about the romantic hijinks of her friends while keeping a straight face the whole time.
- Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi gives us Ritsu Onodera because he's jaded about love, doesn't much care for his job as a Shoujo Manga editor and not happy that his boss, Takano, just so happens to be his ex first love. Takano is also very snarky as the no-nonsense head editor. There's also Kisa Shouta who's also jaded about romance and life in general and Yuu Yanase who's experiencing unrequited love.
- Rukawa Kaede from Slam Dunk. Often to Hanamichi.
- Gourry in the original Slayers novels. With a healthy dose of Obfuscating Stupidity as well. Applies more to Zelgadis in the anime. Gourry is deadpan, but that's usually because he's serious and there's no hint of snark.
- Soul Eater: Liz is typically like this, befitting her role as Only Sane Man of the Power Trio consisting of her, her ditz sister, and her Super OCD Meister.
- Leeron plays this role some of the time in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Dai-Gurren begins filling up with water
Leeron: So much for the quick fix...
- Hiroyuki Fujita, the main character, from To Heart seems to fit in this category, although it seems to be a result of his laziness and the fact that he wants to "eat, play arcade games, and sleep the rest his life away". Despite his dry attitude, laziness, and tendency to tease girls who annoy him at times, he shows his sympathy through his actions rather than his words, no matter who it is.
Nagase: In any case, if she does come out, we'll have to do something.
Lemmy: Okay! The Astral Busters are on the job, right?
Hiroyuki: Why do you have to attack her? When she appears we're going to talk to her.
Lemmy: Is that so?
Hiroyuki: Were you even listening to us before?
- Domeki in Xxx Holic, who seems to have the unusual ability to always maintain a deadpan and monotone expression no matter what happens in order to add to his snarking ability. Unless, that is, Watanuki is actually being serious and introspective, at which point he can't think of anything to say. Such as when Watanuki stupidly trades his eye away to help him or announces that he is taking of the shop until Yuuko (presumed dead, but there's reincarnation and stuff) returns.
- Seto Kaiba has more than a few moments in Yu-Gi-Oh!.
Kaiba: Anyone who is late to my tournament will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late.
Gozaburo: I treated you better than my own son!
Kaiba: Thanks for nothing.
- In Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, Astral alternates between being incredibly naive (like the Innocent Alien he resembles) and needlessly sarcastic, sometimes both at once. In fact, it's often hard to tell whether his sarcasm is intentional or not. For example, in the dub version, he says this after Cathy's duel with Dog-Chan:
Astral: Observation #18: People say dogs are a man's best friend. Yuma would make a good dog.
- Note that his observation has a somewhat different meaning in the original version.
- Yako in Yurara, especially towards Mei. Mei snarks right back at him, but is less deadpan about it.
- Kurama and Hiei in YuYu Hakusho, with Hiei being an out-and-out jerk and Kurama being a bit more subtle. They're at their best when they're snarking at each other. Yusuke does this sometimes as well, as part of his wisecracking routine.
- In the manga-only ending, when Kurama is mistaken for a female several times, then asked to help with a case at an all girls' school, and he asks if he need to do something as a disguise (Yusuke was already snuck in once) or just go as is, Keiko remarking to Yusuke about how scary Kurama was. Each time you can't see his face, making the mood even weirder.
- Key Visual Arts LOVES this trope.
- Kanon (2006 anime) has Yuuichi Aizawa. Many comparisons are made between Kyon and Yuuichi, especially because of a few similarities in appearance and having the same seiyuu. However, both characters are vastly different; whereas Kyon makes such comments to himself, or intends only himself to hear, since he is usually bored or silently shocked at the "stupidity" around him, Yuuichi openly states such comments to tease his friends. Yuuichi's snarky commentary usually translates into good-natured fun and flirting rather than disdainful commentary.
- Yukito from AIR also demonstrates snarkiness but it may just be that since he is quite mature, his attitude of common sense and practicality contrasts even more when he is surrounded by childish females.
- Tomoya Okazaki of CLANNAD likes playing pranks on anyone gullible enough to fall for them (Sunohara in particular - it's implied he does it just to see if he'll fall for them). He does this with a completely straight face, which makes it all the funnier. However, he seems to make such comments aloud only to mock others. He's not above making wry comments either:
Sunohara: When the time comes, Okazaki, I trust you to watch my back.
Okazaki: (Enthusiastically) Lucky! I'll be sure to stab you well.