"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"A Non Sequitur (Latin for "it does not follow") in fiction is an event or line of dialogue which comes out of nowhere PUPPIES!, Ahem... and bears no relevance to the subject at hand. It is a staple of surrealism and humor, and often establishes a character as The Ditz or a Cloudcuckoolander. I like bananas. Can also refer to a type of logical fallacy; see Non Sequitur Fallacy. The newspaper daily strip of the same name is here. Compare Red Herring, when a distraction is used to divert attention; related to Insane Troll Logic. Subtropes include:
— Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
- Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
- Big Lipped Alligator Moment, a non-sequitur event
- Missing Steps Plan
- Notable Non Sequitur, a non-comedic variation in which the seeming randomness of a line of dialogue in a detective story marks it as important
- Non Sequitur Thud, which is when this is brought on by a concussive injury
- The Last of These Is Not Like the Others
- Waking Non Sequitur
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Anime And Manga
- Cromartie High School outright lampshades it.
- Hatenkou Yuugi has quite a few of these, including:
Alzeid: What's with the mademoiselle and monsieur? Why are you guys still kidding around? Who cares?! Esto un lápiz!note
- Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: Bobobo's "Fist of the Nosehair" and Don Patch's "Hajike" fighting styles seem to entirely revolve around confusing one's opponent into submission with non sequitur puns and sight gags.
- Part 2 of Strange Times Are Upon Us opens with a 19th century American boy going deer-hunting. Seems a perfectly normal Slice of Life scene until:
Quietly as he could, he unslung the much-loved flintlock longrifle his great-grandfather had fought with in the Revolution and loaded it, tearing the cartridge open and pouring the powder down, followed by the paper and the bullet with the ramrod. Then he added the priming powder to the pan, which was when the dinosaur dropped out of the oak tree.note
The deer never knew what hit it.
Film - Live Action
- There are several in The Room. The most infamous being this (which, depending on how much credit you give to the screenwriter, might qualify as a deliberate example of Hypocritical Humour):
Mark: "How was work today?"
Johnny: "Oh, pretty good. We got a new client at the bank. We'll make a lot of money."
Mark: "What client?"
Johnny: "I can not tell you, it's confidential."
Mark: "Oh, come on."
Johnny: "I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?"
- Played as a joke in Time Bandits when Robin Hood asks a dwarf bandit how long he's been a robber. The robber replies, "Four-foot-one!" A confused Robin stammers out, "Four-foot-one? That... that... that is a long time, isn't it?" before moving on. Since the bandit is an ageless, time-jumping angelic being, he apparently decided to simply supply his height rather then try to answer the question.
- Groucho, at times:
Groucho: "Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does."
Live Action TV
- The Sherlock episode The Sign of Three has Sherlock delivering a speech at John's wedding. While he's talking, he realises that someone in the room is about to murdered, and goes on a deductive rampage in his mind trying to figure out who it is and who's going to murder them while also trying to keep his speech going and not arouse too much suspicion from his audience. The result is a semi-coherent speech to a crowd of confused people that keeps dipping into non sequiturs before Sherlock manages to shakily work whatever he just blurted out from his train of thought into the speech.
- The "Captain Jim & Pablo" skits from early '90s Saturday Night Live come to mind, with just about everything Pablo (Adam Sandler) says qualifying:
Pablo (Spanish accent): One time I threw a stick at a monkey...
- Subverted and Lampshaded in Scrubs. J.D. always appears to the other characters to be saying these, because he constantly imagines something related to the issue at hand and then makes a comment about his fantasy that winds up sounding totally nonsensical to the other characters. Generally, the longer and more elaborate the fantasy, the more removed his comment will be from the situation that triggered the fantasy in the first place.
- A Running Gag in The Sifl and Olly Show has Precious Roy speak in nothing but non sequiturs.
Precious Roy: This is Precious Roy, and you kids better pay for that lap dance!Sifl: Precious, we're talking about the Civil War Corpses...Precious Roy: APPLE... CIDER!Sifl: ... What?Precious Roy: Suckers!
- Night and Day was full of them - a symptom both of the show's attempts at surrealism, and of the condensed night-time omnibuses, which cut many contextualising scenes. Since the daytime episodes were axed fairly early in the UK run (though still produced in full and distributed to foreign markets), sometimes events that had occurred in axed scenes were alluded to in the omnibus or pre-titles recap, leading to confusion for viewers. Other events were simply unexplained altogether for stylistic reasons, leaving viewers to ponder on the ambiguities for themselves. These two factors combined to create an unsettling, disruptive effect which arguably added to the show's sense of mystery and atmosphere. For example:
- Holly admitted to having sent a series of poison pen letters to Roxanne, then weeks later admitted that she didn't send them after all, with very little by way of explanation for the earlier admission.
- In another episode, Natalie's assertion to Roxanne that she believes Danny - a character who has been absent for 18 years - to have killed Jane, and that he wants to 'destroy us all', seems to come entirely from nowhere.
- Josh's period of Demonic Possession and apparent vampire tendencies are played incredibly ambiguously, with no real attempt to define their cause or the reason for their resolution.
- In the song by Andrew Huang, each word is a non sequitur, even though there never had been a real point to rabbit-trail away from other than the statistics at the beginning. This how many of his other songs tend to be.
- In Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island, the guys have a recording session with Michael Bolton, who mentions at the beginning of the video that he had just finished watching a marathon of Pirates of the Caribbean. They all proceed to sing about being gangsters at a club...until Bolton goes off and starts singing about Captain Jack. It eventually descends into completely-unrelated mentions of Forrest Gump, Erin Brockovich, and Scarface, one after the other.
Andy Samberg:(annoyed)...Turns out Michael Bolton's a major cinephile...
- The music video for Rich Boy's Throw some D's is about money, women and cars with modified classic cars being the primary focus. After about half way they start to inexplicably cut away to shots of a guy sitting on his front porch in a wheelchair and even more confusing is at the 3:19 mark when it cuts away to a guy just sitting in a shop. Most other cutaways are just displaying the ghetto and what different kinds of people live there, and it's a common thing to see in most music videos but these ones do feel a bit out of nowhere and thus funny.
- Though a lot of They Might Be Giants songs could qualify, perhaps none embody this trope better than "Fingertips" from Apollo 18. The song features 21 separate tracks that are mostly only a few seconds long and have no relation to one another. Even better, when the album is listened to on "shuffle", the little snippets of the song get sprinkled throughout the rest of the album, leading to some even more surreal moments than what TMBG is known for.
- Dice Funk: Anne is the master of this trope. She just shouts out whatever comes across her mind, no matter how stupid, dangerous, or nonsensical the thought.
- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. "I need scissors! 61!"
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: CJ's girlfriends repeat the same non-sequiturs ad nauseum during car trips. CJ feigns interest.
- Throughout the series, NPCs can have conversations with each other. However, these conversations consist entirely of random voice clips, so they are literally nothing but a series of strung-together non-sequiturs.
- Scarface: The World is Yours is stuffed with lines of dialogue. That sometimes doesn't flow together quite well. Tony would ask a girl to clean his pool and she demands they go shopping. Then he asks why she hangs around all the time, even though he invited her to live there. Then Tony starts talking about murdering his enemies, sometimes even after they are dead.
- Freedom Planet, during one of the hidden bloopers.
Sash Lilac the Water Dragon: So Torque, [the shell duck who came to Planet Avalice] has nothing to do with [our mission to stop Lord Brevon and save our planet]. We forced him to help us against his will.The Royal Magister of Shang Tunote : I see. We shall establish a timtams currency exchange program.Lilac: Huh?
- This page of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja can only make you go "What?"
- David of Bittersweet Candy Bowl loves this trope.
- Creative Release is prone to these. "AND THUS, recap episode. (not pictured: NSFW pictures of the author)".
- Sandra on the Rocks featured a scene in which Senna and Sandra were arguing about whether the day should be devoted to "high culture" or "geek culture". Caught in the middle, Gary cried "To Belgium!"
(Actually, he was being quite logical; he was proposing a visit to a museum of comics art in Brussels. Still, the effect on the women was adequately confusing.)
- Played with in this Sluggy Freelance strip. Zoe's answer to a question about what her friends are like appears to be a complete non-sequitur, but that accurately captures what life with them is like.
Min: I'm dying to know what these guys Torg and Riff are like.Zoe: Min, how long does it take to melt a "Hootie and the Blowfish" key chain at 250 degrees?Min: I don't know... What does that have to do with anything?Zoe: Exactly.
- Epic Meal Time
- "WE 'BOUT TO GET DRUNK OFF PANCAKES!!!"
- "We're about to die for this. What'you know about dyin'?"
- "What up, meat sauce?"
- "Sushi! Fast food! Sex!"
- Homsar from Homestar Runner says NOTHING but these.
- As does Senor Cardgage, though he lost The Championship to Homsar
- This is a large part of why the Lets Player raocow is as popular as he is.
raocow: You are not the unicorn of my love, football Charlie! You are merely a pawn in the great game that we like to call... Mario World. Although you are one of the important pawns. You are like, that one pawn in the middle that you start in the beginning of the game in order to, like, capture the whole world and stuff.
- Pretty much anything said by The Ultimate Warrior in The Spoony Experiment. In fact, pretty much everything the real Ultimate Warrior says counts.
- At one point Spoony's version says the entire page quote verbatim and it fits perfectly.
- The viral video in which a news reporter interviews a boy, asking him about his zombie face paint. His response: "I like turtles."
- There were quite a number in the Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) at points where the group's sanity slipped, such as "UH-OH, I'M A TARD-ASS!", "I'M FULL OF OWLS!" and when the group began to sing Rocket Man during The End of the World.
- Being a teenager is hard. But look at this toaster it cooks eggs too.◊
- Nappa from Team Four Star's Dragon Ball Z Abridged says one of these with nearly every sentence. Much to the confusion and frustration of everyone around him. It is even lampshaded in the Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged video.
Nappa: Hilariously derailing one-liner.
- Goku, though not as frequent, at times does this as well.
- Lampshaded in a mail vlog by Matthew Santoro, after Matthew opens a letter from a fan.
- When the Tony from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is prompted on what time actually is (specifically "But when did it start?" "And when will it stop?"), he answers "Time is important and I am a clock," and moves on as if he addressed the issue at all.
- The floating saxophone teacher from episode 6: "BOO DOP A DOO-WOP, I TEACH YOU HOW TO BUY A CANOOOOOOOOOOOOE!" Context won't help.
- There's so many in Evaporate that it has It's own page for it.
- The Simpsons:
Lisa: Hey Ralph, want to come with me and Alison to play "Anagrams"?Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Marge: You're describing how to parallel park.Homer: You used to love my non-sequiturs!
- As the series went on, Ralph generally became increasingly prone to these. Nancy Cartwright, who voices Ralph, has even said Ralph practically is a "non sequitur" in one of her interviews.
- Somewhat lampshaded in the episode when Marge loses her memory. Homer suggests that they could restore her memory by...(starts whispering in her ear). After a second, Marge leans back and this exchange occurs:
- About 50 percent of everything Ed says from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy says is a non sequitur. Often, when he's asked a question, his response is "buttered toast" or "gravy" and he randomly shouts "I love chickens" even when there aren't any chickens present.
- In the Grand Finale of Generator Rex, right after the Obfuscating Insanity Van Kleiss explains how to do something spoilerrific not particularly relevant to the trope, he randomly asks if anyone has seen his socks.
- Gir from Invader Zim is full of these.
Gir: I saw a squirrel! It was doin' like this! (imitates squirrel movement)
- Pretty much like fifty-percent of what comes out of Pinkie Pie's mouth on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Pinkie Pie: (after explaining how she allegedly got her cutie mark) And that's how Equestria was made!Scootaloo: Wha, huh?
- In "Princess Spike", Spike wakes a sleep-deprived Twilight Sparkle to ask her for advice, and she mutters "Just put the hay in the apple and eat the candle."
- In the Phineas and Ferb episode "Phineas and Ferb Interrupted", victims of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Dull-And-Boring-Inator not only become...well, dull and boring, but also gain the tendency to talk like this. Examples include:
"I always liked pointing.""Did you ever notice that the side-walk is filled with little sparkly bits?"
- South Park, "Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics":
Gerald: (singing, after everyone else has stopped) Courteney Cox, I love you; you're so hot on that show...Kyle: Dad... Dad? We're singing about a dreidel.
- SpongeBob SquarePants has some as well. One of them involves SpongeBob trying to get Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy out of the retirement home. He attempts to reason with them, then Mermaidman gets fed up with it and says the following:
Mermaidman: If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
Orderly: (walks into the retirement home's main room) What is going on in here!?
Mermaidman: (points to Spongebob) You may kiss the bride!!
- VeggieTales: The verses in "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" by Larry the Cucumber, who follows two pirate-themed verses with lines about never having kissed a chipmunk or painted daisies on a big red rubber ball. The other two go on to lampshade the hell out of it.
- On Clerks: The Animated Series, while trapped in the freezer Randal sees an old lady shoplifting and he yells "The weeds of crime bear bitter fruit, you old hag!" We then see a flashback to the last time he said that, where it comes out of nowhere and makes no sense.
- Duck from Almost Naked Animals lives and breathes this trope, to the point where he has become the Ensemble Dark Horse. Every time he comes on screen he spouts these, much to the other character's confusion. but no doubt to anyone that this is the weirdest
- Every other word that comes out of the mouth of Xavier: Renegade Angel.
I guess it's true what they say about a camel's ass: I am hungry.
Bender: As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So I've always secretly wondered, WHAT IF I WAS 500 FEET TALL?!?!
- Probably the funniest visual non-sequitur in cartoon history is where Bugs Bunny makes a fruit salad on Elmer Fudd's head in The Rabbit Of Seville.
- Seen on a button:
American Non-Sequitur Society—We don't make sense, but we do like pizza