Matthew Santoro is a YouTuber who has been making comedic videos since May 13, 2010. His early videos were mostly just comedy, but his videos are now usually educational, with comedy being a secondary theme.His weekly videos are usually Top Ten lists, with monthly 50 Amazing Facts To Blow Your Mind videos.He also has a 2nd channel, "MatthewSantoro2", where he uploads daily vlogs, product reviews, Q&A videos, and Mail with Matt videos where he opens mail he receives from fans.
Canadian Equals Hockey Fan: He once joked that if a robber walked into a Canadian's house, the homeowner would probably offer the robber a beer and ask them to stay and watch the Toronto Maple Leafs game with them.
Distracted by the Sexy: In a Q&A video, someone asked him who he thought the hottest female was. He said Kate Upton, and to prove it, he played a clip of Kate Upton dancing in lingerie, which he stared at for a few seconds before regaining focus.
Evil Lawyer Joke: In 20 Haunting Halloween Facts, Matt says, "There are people around the world that are 'vampires', who actually drink peoples' blood and claim to drain their life and take everything but their very life. These people are better known by their day name, 'lawyers'."
Freeze-Frame Bonus: In his video about the hacker group Anonymous, if you pause it at various points, you can see Matt wearing the Guy Fawkes mask worn by the members of Anonymous.
Funny Background Event: In 20 Haunting Halloween Facts, Matt says, "I mean, come on, ghosts? They don't exist! Never once in my life have I ever seen a ghost. And I never will." While he's saying that, a ghost walks in the background.
Hurricane of Euphemisms: In The Best Worst Pick Up Lines, Matt says, "Warning- these pick up lines may not result in you getting any of the: Punani, Poon-tang, Pink Taco, Gut Locker, Meat Purse, Fur Burger, Bearded Clam, Wizard's Sleeve, Yogurt Pot, Clown's Pocket, Hippo's Yawn, Harry Potter, Pooter, Snack that Smiles Back, Whisker Biscuit, Beef Curtain, Squish Mitten, or the Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet."
Hypocritical Humour: In Do You Have a Short Attention Span?, Matt criticizes Amazon's decision to abridge their 80,000-word books to 10,000 words. He says, "And what about the Harry Potter series? They would have to fly Harry from his house on Privet Drive straight to the Battle of Hogwarts with no knowledge of the Horcrux or how to defeat Lord Voldemort!" Then, Eugene comes in, and says, "Oh god, Matt, you are truly a nerd."
In 20 Valentines Day facts, Matt says, "It's almost February 14th, and that means it's almost Valentine's Day! A day where people show they love each other with diamonds, roses, chocolates, and... other things."
Male Gaze: When asked in a Q&A video who he thought the hottest female was, Matt said Kate Upton, and to prove it, he played a clip of Kate Upton dancing in lingerie. This distracted Matt for a few seconds before he regained focus.
Also in the mail vlogs, people sending Matt origami ninja stars. note In the first mail vlog, a fan sent him an origami ninja star, and nothing else. Matt assumed that it was a folded letter, so he unfolded it, and it turned out that he was wrong. So now, his fans send him origami ninja stars as a joke.
In 20 Haunting Halloween Facts, Matt says, "Signs of a werewolf include a unibrow, hairy palms, and leaving the dead only in search of food. Coincidentally, these are the same characteristics used to describe people that play World of Warcraft."
That's What She Said: Upon getting a thick envelope in Mail with Matt #3, he said, "This is thick... this is thick! That's what she said.".
What Are Records?: Discussed in Things I Can Tell My Grandchildren, which is about things Matt can tell his grandchildrennote future grandchildren, to be exact . One of the things Matt says he'll tell his grandchildren is that he had to use dial-up internet as a child. He then says, "Oh, you don't know what that is? Well, allow me to explain it for you!". note For young readers, the phone connection used to also be the internet connection, so only one of them could be used at a time. This was known as dial-up internet. Some houses still use dial-up internet, but it's not very common.
Your Mom: The topic of Yo Mama. Matt shares many of these jokes in the video, such as, "Yo mamma's so ugly, she made blind kids cry!".