Mr. Random: Look at them. Enjoying their triumph. "Ooh, we're so happy! We saved Klimpaloon! Let's all sing!" Well, enjoy it now, because I will get my hands on Klimpaloon! I'll unravel his secret, even if I have to rip him apart, stitch by stitch and then, the moronic people of the world will beat a path to my door, and beg for my cheap Klimpaloon knockoff line, 'cause consumers are just like lemmings, brainless little animals that I can manipulate right off the fiscal cliff like the puppet master that I am! ...Was that thing on?A character is making an announcement on TV/the radio/a PA system/what-have-you. Either at the beginning or, more commonly, after the end, the character will be heard making some tangential offhand or vulgar remark, only to (belatedly) realize that they're still on the air and said unsavory remark just got broadcast live to their audiences. May lead to Endangering News Broadcast when what they said was supposed to be a secret. Expect to see a Face Palm and something along the lines of "Oh God, is this thing still on?" Compare Did I Just Say That Out Loud?, Forgot About the Mind Reader, Left It In. If a character is deliberately tricked or provoked into this, it is an example of the Engineered Public Confession. Not to be confused with Is This Thing On?, nor with what people say about shows still airing despite having fallen from popularity many years ago. May overlap with Studio Chatter, although that is always deliberately left in and sometimes scripted. Time to go find that page... Wait. Is this still on?
Audience: Yes, yes it was.
Mr. Random: My career's over, isn't it?
Audience: Yes, yes it is.
Audience: Yes, yes it was.
Mr. Random: My career's over, isn't it?
Audience: Yes, yes it is.
— Phineas and Ferb, "The Klimpaloon Ultimatum"
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- An ad for State Farm insurance (as part of its "double check" campaign) ran an ad where a group of referees who had no clue what ruling to make on a play gathered in a huddle. The head ref had...oops!...left the mike on, advertising to the entire stadium that they were completely clueless.
Anime & Manga
- In the Show Within a Show for Lucky Star, after the two hosts for Lucky Channel went off on a rampage, the "executive producer" is heard talking about how he had his doubts about them from the very beginning, before an underling informs him that the cameras are rolling, and he frantically orders someone to shut them off.
- Moral from the beginning of Fullmetal Alchemist. Never rant about your evil plan in the audio room. Just don't. Whichever version you are living in.
- One Piece has something of this vein happen to General Failure Spandam. When trying to contact one of his agents, he inadvertently presses the button that will summon a devastating military attack on their location. When he actually contacts his agent and explains this, he's horrified to realize he'd gone and broadcast his confession, his prisoner's warnings about the mercilessness of the attack, and his almost Kefka-like glee at everyone's deaths furthering his own ambitions to his entire base. Upon his discovery, he meekly tries to say "and my name is 'Straw Hat Luffy'." No one buys it.
- A variation in Karin: Usui's mother is being molested by her boss in a supermarket, and he accidentally pushes her into the intercom, turning it on. They both get fired, resulting in her becoming very depressed and attracting the title character.
- In Super Dimension Fortress Macross Kamjin is reporting via audio-visual radio to his new commander Breetai when his aide arrives and claims the prize of their bet about their ability to ram more of Breetai's ships than the number of their ramming ships by defolding not far enough. Breetai was not amused.
- In Nounai Poison Berry, the mind council members have implied that this has happened before, by accidentally shouting into the microphone and causing Ichiko to blurt out things out of character.
- A variant is used in ROM: Space Knight when Rom manages to free himself from a female Dire Wraith scientist's restraints, gets to a friendly human who is similarly restrained and orders the trapped villain to free him. She does so, but also quietly turns on an intercom and plays up being trapped and threatened by the alien for the benefit of the lab complex's security forces. By the time Rom realizes what she is doing, it's too late and security is charging to the room.
- In an early issue of "Threeboot" Legion of Super-Heroes, Cos went into a rant to Sun Boy about how the team was falling apart, without realising he had an open comchannel. This didn't help.
- Supergirl: In Action Comics #319, Donna Storm frames Linda Danvers -the eponymous heroine- for stealing. Donna gloats over framing Linda, without realizing her words are being broadcast through the school's P. A. system.
- Elseworld's Finest: Supergirl & Batgirl: After Lex Luthor rants about his evil actions to the faces of Supergirl and Batgirl, the latter points to a TV set and says his words are being broadcast everywhere right now.
- The Far Side has a comic of a pair of airline pilots talking. One of them is horrified, screaming that the fuel light is on, and that they're all going to die. "Oh, wait. My mistake. That's the intercom light."
- In one of the strips for Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!, the title character has to give a speech about the R.U. Sirius to the crew, but can't seem to figure out what he says. The inept Engineer Cliff Clewless attempts to feed him on what to say via a bug, but the plan quickly unravels when, shortly after having Brewster give the greeting, Cliff ends up being distracted by a female member passing by in his vicinity, tries to give a pickup line along the lines of "You must be a parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you", and subsequently being pepper-sprayed, all of which Brewster ended up parroting, causing either Brewster to realize that it was still on or him parroting Cliff's response. Lieutenant Pamela Mae Snap later tells Agent X that the speech in question, despite the obvious fact that Brewster ended up actually parroting what he should say via a bug, was actually one of Brewster's better speeches, implying that the previous ones usually turned out far worse.
- In FoxTrot, Roger is singing "Love Machine" in the shower, and Jason, who was programming the voice answering machine, included Roger singing "Love Machine" as part of the message as one of his pranks. A few weeks later, in the final panel, has Roger confronting Jason on this fact, and Jason reminds Roger that Roger was the one who bought the model that had a cord that reached all the way upstairs.
- In Doonesbury, Mark has a "guest" named Chase Talbot on his radio show. Mark keeps dropping hints about their being a couple, and they argue about it during the commercial break before realizing the mike was still on.
- Happens to Popeye of all people, in the Thimble Theatre Spinachova arc. Having founded and named himself dictator of his own country, Popeye goes on the radio and broadcasts a speech on how he thinks his citizens are such great people, etc, etc. There's a beat panel of said citizens looking very pleased when;
Popeye: (Over radio) Blow me down! I guess that oughter make them dumbheads love me. OH, MY GORSH! Dear sheeps- don't pay no attention to that last crack- I thought I had the microphome turned off.
- In the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows parody, Potterdammerung, Voldemort does this while magically broadcasting his voice across Hogwarts, where the students hear the Dark Lord explain that he doesn't want pickles on his Big Mac.
- The Vinyl Scratch Tapes: It takes them until part three to figure out when they aren't on the air.
- Yet Again With a Little Extra Help gives us one when, after Sarutobi welcomes the crowd to the Chunin Exam Finals, followed by Naruto and Sasuke performing their Firestorm combo. After Orochimaru and Hiruzen comment on the jutsu, one of the latter's aides informs him his mike is still on, leading to the following:
"What? The microphone is still on? This is why I hate technology... erm oh wait, they can still hear me. Um. YES! So welcome everyone to the Chunin exams! How do I turn this damn thing off again?"
- In the Calvin At Camp episode "Legends of the Hidden Campus," Eddy is caught on tape admitting that the game is completely rigged. Luckily for him, no one seems to notice or care.
- In The Sweetie Chronicles: Fragments, Sweetie Belle forgets to disable her voice amplification spell after the Crusaders threaten Nightmare Moon in Chapter 2.
- In chapter seven of Bait and Switch (STO), Ens. Kate McMillan is offscreen acting as JG K'lak's Target Spotter. During the second firefight of the chapter she's overheard via combadge giving him a reference for a large stump that looked like K'lak's ... something (he fired before she could say what). After the firefight:
- In Weres Harry a Ministry official forgets to turn off the Wizarding Wireless microphone after announcing the Second Task, so a fair chunk of the British wizarding world get to hear Harry and Ludo Bagman arguing about the interest potential of sitting and looking at a lake for an hour.
- As shouldn't come as a surprise considering the name, a variant of this is the catalyst for the entire plot of Intercom, a fanfic based on Inside Out. The intercom in question exists in Riley's mind, and is occasionally used by her emotions to speak to her as a "conscience"-type voice. Rather than accidentally leaving it on after using it, however, one of them accidentally damages it, without realizing they had also activated it in the process. Most importantly, it's stuck—they can't turn it off. They realize this when Riley asks "who said that?" immediately after Disgust says something.
- The Great Alicorn Hunt: After issuing a shipwide summons (that begins with an Is This Thing On?), Rarity has a moment of this with a croissant and coffee.
- In this (NSFW) fancomic, Hatsune Miku forgets to turn off her mic as she... visits the facilities. Hilarity Ensues.
- Happens in one early Ask King Sombra post.
- In the Star Trek Continues episode "Fairest of Them All", which takes place in the mirror universe, Spock gradually recruits crewmembers to mutiny and stop the ruthless behavior typical of the Empire. With Kirk on the brink of insanity, he meets him alone in a rec room and quietly goads him into saying (more like shrieking at the top of his lungs) what he really thinks of the crew... then steps aside to reveal that he had the intercom on the whole time and everybody on the entire ship heard that.
- Happens several times in This Bites!:
- Cross accidentally broadcasts a few of Blackbeard's crimes when they encounter him during the Knock-Up Stream launch.
- Cross's torture by Enel and the surgery to save his life are broadcasted worldwide because everyone (including Soundbite) forgot they were still broadcasting.
- The entirety of the battle with Baron Omatsuri, INCLUDING ALL THE STRAW HATS BEING DEVOURED, is broadcast as well.
- Averted about halfway through when the characters who remain realize it's still broadcasting but keep it going so as to be a warning to all would-be travelers to stay away from Omatsuri Island.
Films — Animation
- Toy Story 2, with Tour Guide Barbie at the end. Undoubtedly one of the best parts of the movie.
- Darla Dimple in Cats Don't Dance. She tells off Danny the cat, because she's angry he's upstaged her at her big premiere. Unaware that in her frantic attempts to sabotage him from doing so, she accidentally turned on one of the boom mikes. So her boss and all of Hollywood hears her scream, "I should've drowned you all when I FLOODED THE STAGE!!!"
- On The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, SpongeBob steps into the podium thinking he's just been named manager of the Krusty Krab 2. He starts making his speech when Mr. Krabs whispers in his ear:
SpongeBob: I'm making a complete what of myself? The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? And now I'm making it worse by repeating everything you say into the microphone?
- In Animalympics, Bolt Jenkins manages this without saying a word. When his hero Boris Amphibiensky completely botches the high jump, he gives the audience an amused smirk before realizing he's supposed to look determined.
Films — Live-Action
- Subverted in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy — "What? I'm on right now?... I don't believe you." Ron Burgundy in fact cheerfully and obliviously subverts this two more times in the movie, being compelled to say anything that's written on the teleprompter — something which takes a much darker (though still hilarious) turn when a mean-spirited prank causes him to drop the F-Bomb on live television.
- A time reverse case in Head of State when Mays make a bad comment regarding school shooting to the camera, thinks it wasn't on yet, but it was revealed that it was on all the time and is still recording. Lewis then use the tape to attack Mays' presidential campaign. Interestingly, this results in a falling out between Mays and his campaign managers, who think that he royally screwed the pooch. Later, though, one of the comes back and tells him that this can be fixed pretty quickly.
- How Willie Stark (Broderick Crawford) finally destroys his political career in the classic 1949 movie All the King's Men.
- A made-for-TV Hallmark movie had the main female trying to get into an airport, and ended up professing her love for the main male. Which turns out to be a good thing.
- Frank Drebin wears a remote mike in The Naked Gun first movie, before taking a trip to the can. Hilarity Ensues.
- Slightly before the climax of Problem Child, Ben asks his Jerkass father Big Ben for money to pay the ransom of his kidnapped wife and son while the former is preparing for his Mayor campaign speech. When he turns him down, Ben then asks "Hey dad! Why don't you tell all the voters what you really plan on doing with this town!" and surreptitiously turns on the camera:
Big Ben: I don't give a rat's ass for the voters! All I care about is the power and the power that'll give me the money. That's why I'm a success and you're not! America for the Americans. If you believe that nonsense, you're even stupider than I thought! I'd sell my soul to the Japanese if they made me an offer. And as for you, don't come suckering around me if you want something! The only thing you'll get from me is this! (moons the camera)
- Subverted in Escape from L.A.: Snake Plissken has covertly swapped an EMP control device with a similar-looking but useless playback device. The fascist President, in the middle of a nationally broadcast speech, orders Snake's death so they can find the real one. When reminded that the camera is on, he actually tells the cameramen to film the execution.
- In Bringing Down the House Steve Martin "infiltrates" the bad guys' club in a very bad "wigger" disguise, complete with his own boombox. After sitting down with the bad guy, he is ordered to turn off the boombox — and he carefully presses Record as well, getting the entire confession on tape in the end.
- In the "Weird Al" Yankovic movie UHF, the villain goes into a tirade before one of the protagonists on what he really thinks of his viewers, unaware that he's being taped. Near the end when he's going to make a public announcement, they put the recording on instead, putting the final nails in his coffin.
- Occurs toward the end of the classic A Face in the Crowd from 1957. Antihero "Lonesome" Rhodes spends the bulk of the film riding his television-friendly image to fame and power, cynically hiding his true nature behind an aw-shucks façade. At the conclusion of one broadcast, Rhodes is sitting on stage with his fellow performers, apparently engaging in casual chitchat. As the show's theme music dominates the soundtrack, the home viewers can't hear what Rhodes is really saying: he's expressing his venomous contempt for his audience. Marcia Jeffries, a disillusioned former lover and business partner, commandeers the studio's control room and switches the audio so Rhodes's words are broadcast to the world. Rhodes is thereby ruined.
- In Galaxy Quest, Nesmith explains a plan to defeat Sarris while Sarris is still listening and watching on the big screen, thanks to the crew's mistaking the "cut the comm link" across-the-throat gesture for a "we're dead" gesture. And not actually knowing where the hold button is, anyway.
Kramer: Stryker, you ever flown a multi-engine plane?
- Right after Rex Kramer says that their only hope is to build up Ted Stryker's confidence, he launches into a rant about how poorly suited Stryker is to fly the plane, not realizing that his microphone button is pressed.
Stryker: No, never.
Kramer: Shit! It's a goddamn waste of time. There's no way he can land it! [snip] Route him into Lake Michigan. At least avoid killing innocent people!
Ted Stryker: I hope he's not still bitter about what happened between us during the war.
- Airplane II: The Sequel, Commander Buck Murdock of Alpha Beta Base on the Moon.
Buck Murdock: If it weren't for the people up there, I'd say let Ted Stryker go down in a fiery twisted mass of molten metal.
- Twice in Apollo 13: the first time, Jim Lovell uses some colorful language while attempting a tricky bit of piloting, not realizing (until Mission Control informs him) that his mike is live. Later, the astronauts are having a heated argument when Houston calls; Lovell snaps, "Are we on VOX?" This time they aren't, and he's able to switch to polite-and-professional mode before answering. The first one actually happened, the second was made up by the film makers. Another, more serious live-mike mistake Lovell actually made on that mission: "Well, I'm afraid this is going to be the last lunar mission for a long time..."
- Jindrake in Max Keeble's Big Move had a running joke relating to this trope (that, or Accidental Public Confession): The first time he is using the teleprompter to give the announcements, after apparently turning it off, he inadvertently ended up exposing to the whole school that his appearance was all an act (he had a drape that was designed in such a way that implied that he was near the capitol building, and wore a costume that indicated a rank similar to that of a senator, congressman, or even the President of the United States.) with hilarity ensuing. He later did it a second time, only this time, he put pencils up his nose and acted as though he was a walrus. It was implied that he may have been doing that intentionally, but in either case, Hilarity Ensues. He later had one happen when he witnesses Max's cutout board stating comic-style that Jindrake was wearing a thong, which after the official end of the announcements, people were still seeing it. Subverted the fourth time when busting Max, where he did make sure he turned it off. Of course that didn't stop Max from reactivating the camera and exposing that Jindrake embezzled the school budget.
- Happens in Mister Roberts when Morton leaves the mike to the ship's PA switched on when screaming at Roberts. This lets the crew know the truth about Roberts strange behaviour and that Morton is really the one to blame.
- Horrible Bosses: Harken's confession is broadcast to and recorded 'for quality control purposes' by the navigation-system operator.
- In Meet Dave, a mutiny is happening inside the eponymous Mobile-Suit Human... with the communication system still open. Hence the two cops who were interrogating "Dave" hear him fiercely arguing with himself, until Number Two realises it and order to close the speakers.
- Water (1985). Governor Baxter Thwaites announces over Radio Cascara that American company Spenco has jobs for them, so the island isn't going to be evacuated. His shrill wife Dolores charges up there, furious that they're not leaving Cascara and the two have a domestic argument that's broadcast to an amused populace (Dolores slaps away the DJ's hand every time he reaches past her to switch off the microphone). When Dolores announces that she's going to kill herself, everyone cheers.
- In My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Vicki bails on Gus at the altar and tells Toula that she can't marry Gus (again) because he's a crazy old guy that gets drunk, snores loudly, and is always telling her what to do. The whole time she fails to realize her mic, which would have broadcast her voice to the whole church, is still on and the whole church audience including Gus hears her. In the end, Gus does forgive her and she apologizes, right before they do indeed (re)marry.
- There is an old joke about an airline pilot who, following the typical pre-flight announcements, forgot to turn off the microphone before telling his co-pilot (and by extension, the entire plane) that "I could really go for a cup of coffee and a blowjob right now."
- Told as a joke in Good Will Hunting.
- In an extended version he says, "After we finish our coffee let's screw the stewardess." Upon hearing that, the stewardess storms to the cockpit in fury, only to be stopped by an elderly passenger who says: "Why such a hurry? They've yet to finish their coffee first."
- This happens to Mr. Kidswatter in the Wayside School books. As soon as he finishes a long welcome-back announcement about how he's so glad school is back in session after the cows left (...don't ask) and how the students can come to him any time because they're all friends, he launches into a diatribe about how much he hates kids and how much it sucked to be called away from his vacation in the Bahamas. He's also not very nice to the secretaries telling him the microphone was still on... In fact it's played with until the end of the chapter. "What red button? ...There is no red button. Oh, here it—"
- A Series of Unfortunate Events: In the eighth book Count Olaf began laughing maniacally until his girlfriend informed him the intercom was still on.
- A Colder War, a Cthulhu Mythos short story by Charles Stross. The End of the World as We Know It (World War Three with Eldritch Abomination weapons) comes about because Ronald Reagan makes his "bombing in five minutes" joke (see "Real Life") before a live mike.
- In one Ciaphas Cain novel, an out-of-touch, confused planetary governor practices a speech... only to learn that the camera was in fact on the whole time.
- In Good Omens, a disembodied Aziraphale possesses a televangelist in the middle of a broadcast, and dismissively informs him and his viewers that the Rapture is a load of bunk and the human race will be lucky if any of them survive The End of the World as We Know It. Then he notices the camera crew, and sheepishly remarks "Gosh, am I on television?"
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
Dr. Forrester: (looks suspiciously toward console) ...Oh my God. Switch on the game, Frank! Switch on the game! (Frank hurriedly finds a football game on TV; the Mads sit back down on the couch as far away from each other as possible)
- In the Mitchell episode, Frank accidentally contacts the Satellite of Love by leaning on The Button. Since Joel and the 'bots are on survival test maneuvers, Gypsy is the only one to respond. She overhears the Mads discussing how to kill temp worker Mike - and thinks they're planning to off Joel, which leads to Joel's escape from the S.O.L.
- Played with in a later episode: Mike decides to find out whether the communications system works both ways and tries calling the Mads... who, not even knowing they're on in the first place, are caught engaging in some very suspect Ambiguously Gay pastimes.
- Somewhat on one episode of Babylon 5; Marcus sings, "I Am the Very Model of a Model Major General" near the end — it continues into the credits, and finally you hear the director yell "CUT!"
- Occurs frequently on Aaron Sorkin's shows, especially Sports Night.
- And subverted in The West Wing, when Bartlet makes an insulting comment about his election opponent while the mike was still open just after a radio interview. Panic sets in amongst the staff and it seems they get away lucky when the opposition's response is totally inept. CJ is the only one to realize, at the end, that the president had to have done it deliberately.
- In one episode of Murphy Brown, the FYI anchors are instructed to pretend to talk to each other during the closing credits. Unfortunately, Murphy forgot to turn off her mike and her inappropriate commentary goes on the air.
- 30 Rock
- Happens twice to Liz Lemon in the second episode. First she assures Jenna that Tracy Morgan is a talentless nut who nobody wants to be involved with the show but Jack. Jenna is still wearing her microphone however and everybody (including Tracy) hears. Later on she attempts to apologize to him by explaining that she was just trying to calm the "paranoid and neurotic" Jenna, and also insults the other writers. This time she's actually in front of a camera and everybody both sees and hears her.
- It also happens to Jack Donaghy, when he doesn't realize that a remote mike is broadcasting him while he gives himself an extremely embarrassing pep talk.
- This is the basis for an episode of Yes, Minister. Humphrey, as a senior government official, records a radio interview on the subject of unemployment, but while chatting to the host afterwards, he freely admits that "nobody tells the truth about unemployment" because "no politicians have got the guts to do anything about it". Of course, the microphone was still on, and the rest of the episode is about Humphrey trying to get hold of the recording before it can get him into trouble with the Prime Minister. The PM does find out, and is surprised that the usually sophisticated Humphrey didn't know better than to fall victim to this trope, saying that you should always treat every microphone as if it were a live microphone.
- The Colbert Report parodied the Bill O'Reilly "Inside Edition" clip ("Fuck it! We'll do it live!") with Colbert unable to say the words "I'm sorry." when they appear on the prompter. The expected fit of rage follows, Colbert Cluster F Bombs the show's producer and everyone else within earshot...
Colbert: We'll do it live!
Producer: Stephen... this is live.
- On Have I Got News for You, Guest Host Jeremy Clarkson managed to offend several countries with offhand remarks. Panelist Charles Kennedy noted that he'd offended Scotland and Ireland and wondered if he was planning to try for Wales next. Jeremy added that he'd also offended Birmingham, but that it was before recording had started. Paul Merton pointed out that they were, however, recording now.
- Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Ryan Stiles: Ooh, those chalupas are coming back on me.
- One of the Scenes from a Hat was "things the pilot wishes he hadn't said when the intercom was on." The performers listed:
Colin Mochrie: Hawaii's shaped like a liver, right?
Ryan Stiles: This is easier than I thought!
Colin Mochrie: I'm so horny I can't think straight!
Brad Sherwood: Did you see the jugs on the girl in row 4?
Ryan Stiles: Jeez it's (beep)ing cold in here.
- Another time was "I didn't know the mike was on."
Ryan Stiles: That's a thousand points to everyone, we'll be back after this commercial. (pretends to look under desk) You all right under there?
- Used frequently on Reno 911! whenever the officers make announcements.
- A regular feature of Frasier, which justifies the trope by having the title character repeatedly broadcast embarrassing or insulting comments on his radio show (in one instance actually having sex on the radio), unaware that he is on the air. Notable uses include:
Newscast: (on radio) In local news, Congressman Robert Gill was accused of accepting bribes from a waste treatment facility. Asked to comment, the congressman said—
- "The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl":
Frasier: (cuts in orgasmically) Yes! YES!!! I am a bad boy, aren't I, you dirty girl! Come to your bad boy! Oh, yes... Oh, no! Is that the on-air light?
Kate: (on radio, whispering) Stop talking.
Frasier: You must have hit the switch with your elbow while we were...
Kate: Stop talking!
Frasier: We'd better hurry up and get dressed while we still...
Niles: (listening to them from his car radio) STOP TALKING! (Niles rear ends another car, causing the airbag to inflate in his face)
Roz: Now, let me give you some pointers on call screening. Your first priority are your leapers and jumpers. Next up, angry people, they're great energy and a welcome change from our largest group, the sad sacks. The trick of it is, you want to arrange these calls so that each segment is "can't miss" radio.
- "A New Position for Roz", when she is teaching Noel how to produce Frasier's show:
Noel: I thought it was just about Frasier doing good work.
Roz: Please, it's all about ratings! If the station had its way, every call would end in an auto-erotic suicide.
Frasier: (from the booth) Thank you, Roz, now that Seattle knows how we do things around here, perhaps you could let Noel know to keep his elbow off the mike button!
- In Ellen, the title character accidentally broadcasted her coming out over an airport PA system.
Jayne: (over radio) Whoa now, girl, that is just plain dirty.
- Happens in the Pilot, where Jayne tests an earworm transmitter... while standing right next to Mal.
Mal: Jayne, you aware that your radio's transmittin'? Cause I ain't feelin' particular girlish or dirty at the moment.
- It happened unintentionally to a guest on Penn & Teller: Bullshit! and subverted. After redecorating a room via supposed Feng Shui, said guest whispers to his helpers, not realizing that the mike is still on, "Still looks like shit."
- Radio Active
- One episode involves Morgan accidentally playing her singing along with a song over the radio, and her singing becoming a hit. The other students on the show try to fake things "accidentally" going over the air to show some talent of theirs, but the student body quickly tires of it.
- Another episode involves Morgan accidentally playing over the air that she intends to quit the radio show because it's too much stress, and Hilarity Ensues as the others go to great lengths to get her to stay, since she's the only one who is actually organized.
- On Alias, Sydney and Vaughn discuss a romantic night together. After they start getting dirtier, Sydney suddenly asks "Wait, are we still on comms?" Her father Jack answers "Yes, you're still on comms! Right now!"
- In "Salvage", the pilot for the short-lived series Salvage 1, Skip Carmichael suggests to Mel Slozar a way they might wile away the time on their flight to the moon. When she demurs, he asks if would help if he closed the blind. Their ground control then comes over the radio saying "No, but you might want to turn off your microphone".
- An episode of Empty Nest has Dr. Harry Weston fielding calls from the public on a radio talk show. After an incredibly long day, Harry declared, "Thank God that's over, because I really have to go to the bathroom!", leading his embarrassed producer to tell him to turn off his microphone.
- In the episode "Mr. Monk Gets Fired", Stottlemeyer admits to his wife that he realizes that having her do the documentary on him and the rest of the police force was a very big mistake, as the current case he's investigating, Monk getting fired, and the Commissioner hounding him is getting on his nerves... and then he realizes the camera's still on.
- In "Mr. Monk and The End Part 1", Stottlemeyer and a squad of policemen were staking out at a train station for Kazarinski to capture him alive and find out what product he poisoned Monk with, as well as which poison he used. Disher arrives at the control tower after their odd lack of an announcement for a certain train. He goes up and finds that Kazarinski has killed the announcer in the control tower and stolen the announcer's uniform. Unfortunately, Kazarinski left something else besides dead bodies at the tower, as he also left the mike on, causing the staff and passengers to hear Randy attempting to report to Stottlemeyer.
This leads to some Fridge Logic: If the mike was on when Kazarinski killed the announcer, the gunshot would have been audible over the loudspeakers and would have been heard in the station. And even if he had used a silencer, the body would have made a sound while hitting the floor, and he would make noise while removing the announcer's uniform, which would certainly sound like a struggle.
- On an episode of Frontline, Mike starts insulting one of Elliot's songs after his microphone has been cut off at the end of the show. Unfortunately, he forgets that the camera is still on him during the end credits and that there's a sign language interpreter next to him. His comments are translated accurately and reported in the following day's newspaper.
- On Mash, Hot Lips had a scorching case of prickly heat and woke up Col. Potter in the middle of the night to authorize some rash cream for the next supply shipment. Unfortunately, the Colonel had had trouble sleeping and had taken a powerful sleeping pill. As a result, he was in a daze at the communications desk and began rambling about Margaret's condition while accidentally tripping the camp PA.
- In It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Frank goes on a monologue about how people can do whatever sick and twisted thing they want to his corpse when he's dead. At the time, he's mike'd and backstage at a children's beauty pageant that he's hosting.
- In an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place, Justin reports to Rudy, the head of the Monster Hunter Council that three level 6 monsters (his vampire girlfriend and her parents) have been detected on Waverly Place and Rudy says he'll send over their best available monster hunters. After the conversation ends, Rudy says "That kid'll be a bone necklace inside of an hour", prompting an appropriately frightened look from Justin. Rudy notices this and begins backpedaling, saying that he meant a different bone necklace.
Rudy: How do I turn this thing off?!
- In Life's Too Short, Ricky Gervais manages to piss off Steve Carell because he doesn't understand how to hang up on Skype.
- Horrible Histories: After discussing her marital prospects on a Skype equivalent with William Cecil, Elizabeth I announces that she is married to England. Cecil says goodbye and then mutters "She's finally lost it", prompting Elizabeth to respond "I'm still here, Cecil!".
- Beckett suffered a variation of this in Castle; in the episode "47 Seconds", she confronts a suspect in the interrogation room, who claims to have no memory of what happened to him after he was shot. Beckett tells him that she was shot once and remembered everything that happened immediately after. Unfortunately for Beckett, 1) Castle was standing on the other side of the two-way mirror, and 2) she had earlier told him that she didn't remember what happened after she was shot, because she didn't want to deal with his admitting his love for her when she was shot. Things got tense between them until the 4th season finale, when she finally admitted her feelings for him.
- In a skit on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon as Mitt Romney performs a webcast that's supposed to win the votes of the younger demographic. The bit ends with Romney insulting his target audience not knowing that the webcam is still on, a spoof of his infamous "47 percent" quote.
- Modern Family: In "Diamond in the Rough", Mitchell and Phil have a heated text exchange about what a bad idea that a house that Cam and Claire want to buy and flip is. However, they are using the group address they used yesterday and Claire is receiving every text.
- In the first couple seasons of Chuck, the title character gets in trouble a lot when he doesn't realize that their communication equipment is on.
- The Daily Show: whenever an interviewee says something particularly unsettling to a correspondent. Once, in October 2013, Aasif Mandvi asked a GOP chairman "You know that we can hear you, right?" when he all but admitted that their party's voting laws are designed to suppress Democratic and black voters.note
- During the live episode "Ambush", recently reunited lovers Doug and Carol sneaked off to canoodle and make plans for the following night. When they noticed that the camera guy had followed them, Doug made several snide comments which amused Carol—until she noticed that the guy was waving at them and promptly flipped out upon realizing that her microphone was still on and that he had heard everything (they were concealing their new relationship from everyone).
- Several seasons earlier, Mark had pulled Doug into an empty trauma room to confide that he was nervous about his upcoming date, the first since his divorce. Later in the episode, the ER staff is gathered in the same room, watching a trauma that was taped so that staff could review and improve their techniques. When Kerry rewinds the tape, she comes across the conversation between Mark and Doug, which was recorded because neither man was even aware of the camera's presence, much less that it was on—and the entire ER staff gets to hear Mark admit to Doug that he's never had sex with anyone but his ex-wife.
- The British 1997 black comedy Underworld begins with William Smith coming home to find his young wife Gilda has run away. He goes to the neighbors to ask if they know anything. The neighbor goes upstairs to talk to his own wife, with their conversation relayed downstairs via baby monitor, showing they knew all about the affair Gilda was having with the kid who worked in the local store due to The Immodest Orgasms they'd hear after William left for work. The husband comes downstairs with an I Need to Go Iron My Dog excuse he's cooked up with his missus (also overheard), only to find William is already leaving, having learned Too Much Information already.
- The season 17 premier of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit has a suspect brought in for an interview and informed it's being (video) recorded. When he states he's calling his lawyer after realizing he's a suspect, the interview is stopped and he's left alone, and as soon as the lawyer arrives she announces the interview is over and they leave. During the trial, when he claims self-defense in the murder, Carisi notes he's a compulsive talker and they start listening to his autopsy recordings to see if he says anything useful. And then Carisi bothers to watch the video of the interview after Benson and Barba left the room and they see him muttering to himself how he's going to have to kill the victim, indicating clear intent. No one, including his defense team, had previously watched the entire video. They'd all stopped when the interrogation had ended, assuming there'd be no more useful information on the recording.
- In a season 4 episode of Arrow, Oliver and Felicity discuss relationship issues over the radio, while Oliver (as Green Arrow) is on a mission. Diggle opens his line, stating that he can hear everything. When Felicity asks if everyone can hear their conversation, Black Canary and Speedy simultaneously confirm this.
- Come Back Mrs Noah was a British sitcom about several people stranded on a space station. They reassure themselves that the people back home undoubtedly have a plan to get them back down, only to connect to Mission Control as he's saying "I've no idea how we're going to get them back down!" They're then switched to a talk show where an expert is saying that they'll be stranded in space forever before he's quickly hushed by everyone else.
- Home Improvement: In the episode "Let's Go To The Videotape", Tim videotapes Jill making a speech at a library fundraiser and then shows his friends at the hardware store how to use the video camera. Then, not knowing the camera is still recording, he starts complaining about how boring Jill's speech was and how he's tired of listening to her talk about her psychology classes. Of course, Jill ends up seeing the tape later, and she's not happy.
- Murder, She Wrote: In "The Return of Preston Giles", the murderer makes a confession to their second victim just before they kill them, not realizing that the victim had a tape recorder running on their desk as they had been recording comments on a manuscript when the killer entered the office. This results in the murderer's confession being Caught on Tape.
- Agatha Raisin: In "Agatha and the Wellspring of Death", Agatha is talking to the PA of her latest client when Gemma bursts and starts questioning her about the fact she spent the night with said client. Their discussion goes on for some time before the PA speaks up to remind them that she is still there. To make matters worse, it is later revealed that the PA is also the client's girlfriend.
- Midsomer Murders: In "The Ballad of Midsomer County", a murderer is accidentally Caught on Tape when he commits a murder in a recording studio; not realising that the victim had been recording at the time.
- The famous Urban Legend has it some children's radio presenter in the '30s finished up his show, then said "That oughtta hold the little bastards!" on an open mike. He was allegedly fired immediately. The slip is supposedly uttered by Uncle Don, but his career says otherwise.
- In Poland, an urban legend has it that our own radio host finished his teddy bear show in a similar fashion, stating "And now, dear children, you can kiss the bear's ass goodbye.".
- A 1969 NBC radio news capsule ended with the anchor recapping the headline, followed by somebody in the background uttering the word "bullshit".
- Used in-universe at the start of an episode of Hello Cheeky.
John: Did I ever catch my what in a mangle?
Barry: I just thought— wait, the green light's on.
- Bob & Ray inverted this with the newsman character Wally Ballou, who would invariably start talking before the mike was on. ("— ly Ballou speaking...")
- In the last chorus of Steve Earle by Sugarland, the line "The others wanted your whole heart, but I just want your sleeve..." degenerates into a rapid-fire stream of speech— "...and the shirt that goes with it 'cause it smells like you and you know I like to sleep in that, and a vacation house, at the beach, and a really small wedding, only 'bout three hundred people, did I tell you that I've got kids?..." — until Jennifer Nettles finally stops to ask, "Is this thing on?"
- In Iron Maiden's "The Thin Line Between Love and Hate," after the song ends you can hear Bruce say "Oh, I fucking missed it" (the song is from Bruce's first album back with the band), followed by his realization that the statement had been recorded. The statement itself does appear to be a genuine accident, but the realization clearly isn't, as the sudden increase in background static makes it clear that it was recorded separately.
- In blink-182's Family Reunion.
- At the end of The Beatles' Third Christmas Record (1965), we get this exchange:
Paul: That's got it done, then. Eh... What are we gonna do now?
George: Has he turned it off?
Paul: I think he has.
George: Have you turned it off, lad?
Ringo: Hey, basher!
John: It's still the same.
Ringo: Turned it off, basher?
- On Sesame Street, the "Sesame Street News" skits usually began with reporter Kermit the Frog addressing an off-screen producer or stage hand before realizing he was on the air.
- The old airline joke was used as the basis of a Warhammer 40,000 joke:
A squad of Sisters of Battle were all being inserted by dropship.
The male pilot comes on the radio and says, "We are just entering the atmosphere now and will be landing at base alpha zero zero in half an hour."
The pilot forgets to switch off the intercom and turns to his male co-pilot and asks, "So what are you going to do when we've landed?"
The co-pilot says, "Well firstly; I'm gonna have a HUGE dump, 3 day anti-grav flights don't do my bowels any good. Then I'm gonna go see that new lieutenant, you know, the one with the dark hair and huge breasts, take her out, wine her, dine her, then I'm gonna take her to my quarters..." he then proceeds to go into graphic detail of the night's animalistic loving.
The new lieutenant, horrified at the detail spewing from the speakers about various uses for the butt of the co-pilot's las-pistol, runs down the aisle to switch off the intercom, trips over a boltgun, and lands flat on her face.
A new recruit sitting opposite turns and says, "Whoa! Calm down, Ma'am! He's gotta take that shit first!"
- In Follies, Max and Stella Deems did radio after the Follies closed, until one day when Max said, "Stella, baby, this is a load of crap," not realizing he was on mike.
- The Statesman Task Force for City of Heroes has a cutscene where the resident Mad Scientist, Dr. Aeon, traps the player characters in a desolate future, before rambling on about how they can escape. Realizing that he goofed by revealing exactly that, he orders the tape erased and the speech done over, but is reminded that (per his orders) they're broadcasting live.
- Ratchet & Clank
Chairman Drek: ...Thank you for your cooperation.
- Supreme Executive Chairman Drek broadcasts his plan to take parts of other planets (destroying them) to piece together a new planet to replace his polluted homeworld. He starts in a polite tone, but drops it after a crewman yells "cut!"
Chairman Drek: ... and if you don't like it, you can take your whiny, snivelling, snot-nosed population, form a line behind me, and kiss my — ! What, is it still on? Well, turn it off, you idiot!
- When you reach a certain point in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal, Big Al professess his love for Helga over the intercom at the Starship Phoenix, then realizes the intercom is on.
- Also averted in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal; Dr. Nefarious appears in hologram form to mock the heroes. Then he whispers, "All right, Lawrence, you can turn it off."
- In the first Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn game, after a mission in which you (playing GDI) save a town from being wiped out by Nod, there is a cinematic featuring a reporter in front of a scene of destruction saying that the town was wiped out by GDI. It then cuts to a green-screen in a studio, where Big Bad Kane begins to give orders on the distribution of the propaganda video before noticing the camera and shooting it while ordering the destruction of its film.
- Tyrian has this happen in Episode 4. Big Good Transon Lohk leaves the mike on after recording his messages twice; the first time is only mildly interesting, but the second time drove the protagonist to do this.
- In ER: The Game, the player is frequently called over the intercom to be assigned a new task. One of these calls...
Jerry Markovic: This place is going to the dogs! What...? The mike is on? Ahem... Doctor, the lady with the dogs has finished her exams and is waiting for you....
- In The Movies, on the radio announcement two years before the depression event hits early in the game.
Radio Announcer: ... Including this news reporter, who's set to make a fortune and kiss goodbye to all you hardworking suckers out there. Wait, is this thing still on?
- Both of the UNN reporters in Starcraft II are terrible about this. For instance, when Kate reports on Donny Vermillion's sudden hospitalization in a neutral "news" tone, and wishes him well — and forgets to turn her mike off before celebrating her promotion to anchor.
- Used in one of Eggman's PA announcements in Sonic Colors.
Eggman: Please beware of the spikes on the Asteroid Coaster. They are sharp. ...Really, we have to warn people about spikes?! Like they won't notice the spikes — I mean, come on, the cars are nothing BUT spikes! Unbelievable! Wh- uh- my what is still on?
- During World of Warcraft's Operation Gnomeregan event, the Mad Scientist who's taken over the gnomes' underground city uses a "Brag-Bot" to taunt the heroes. First he launches into his rant, stops to make sure that the mike is on, and then starts over. Later, while gloating how his trump card will vaporize everyone, he wishes aloud that he could see his arch-rival's face before realizing that the mike is still on.
- In Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, the Vortaak leader finishes his speech, pauses for about two seconds, and realizes the camera is still rolling.
"That is all. (beat) ...Am I still on? Oh. Well. We now return you to... whatever it was you were doing. (turns to his offscreen crew as the transmission goes to static) Idiots."
- Gnarl does this in Overlord. After making a few comments to the effect that women should Stay in the Kitchen, he accidentally leaves the communication spell active, revealing that while you're off smiting good he's serving tea and biscuits to your mistress.
- One episode of Pokémon Black and White's fictional TV show Koukan Talk features the host speaking entirely in romanjinized Japanese before noticing the camera is running and ending the episode.
- In Dishonored, the Pacifist Run method of taking down Lord Regent Hiram Burrows involves one of these...but for extra bonehead points, it's not even live. Burrows recorded himself confessing to unleashing The Plague on Dunwall in the hopes of killing off the "lower classes"; your mission is to break into his private safe, steal the recording, and hand it off to the propaganda/news announcer, who gladly plays it for you. You even get the satisfaction of seeing Burrows led away by the guards afterwards.
- Towards the climax of Max Payne, Nicole Horne repeatedly taunts Max over speakers as he fights his way through her headquarters. Then, after a sudden burst of static, Max gets a message that seems to have been intended for her henchmen instead:
Horne: What do you mean, 'he's unstoppable'? You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, you outnumber him at least twenty-to-one. Do. Your. Job.
- First contact between the humans and VUX in the Star Control universe went sour when the human captain reacted to the appearance of his VUX counterpart with the memorable words "That's the ugliest freak-face I've ever seen!". Unfortunately, the mic was on. And the VUX had very, very good translation technology.
- Eroge! Sex and Games Make Sexy Games: In Nene's Bad Ending, Reina accidentally hits the call button on her phone while she's having sex with a cheating Tomoya, causing Nene on the other end to hear everything.
- Parodied in Red vs. Blue Season 9's trailer, where Pelican pilot 479'er insults the air traffic controllers, leading to this exchange:
Controllers: We heard that, 479'er.
479'er: Yup. That's cause I transmitted it.
- In The Most Popular Girls in School, it's revealed Bert Hickey was fired from the NFL after announcing the n-word...the thing is, the power was out, and he thought the mics were off.
- Concerned: "Welcome to City 17, also known as HELL! HELL! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL DEAD! HAHAHAHAHA!"
- Schlock Mercenary, with quarantined "zombie".
- In Commander Kitty, MOUSE accidentally gives away the entire plan because he defaults to "speaker" mode.
- In Precocious, Ursula manages to accidentally combine this trope with Quote Mining here.
- Planet of Hats: The Metrons in "Arena", after setting up the Involuntary Battle to the Death between Kirk and the Gorn captain, and then being caught saying Pass the Popcorn.
- Terrorists McLocke, Kaige and Rice from Survival of the Fittest accidentally activate the PA system in their headquarters, treating the students to a charming rendition of a Slash Fic (involving two of the students) they found on the web. Danya is not pleased, particularly when they go from reading the fic to insulting him and the entire organisation.
- DeRez "Searching For Gordon Freeman": While having a private discussion about the fact that the cameraman doesn't know how to edit, Dave decides they can work with it, doing everything in one take, as long as there are no screw-ups. Then, "Is that on?"
- In Pay Me, Bug!, thanks to an inept communication technician, a quick strategy session is broadcast to the ship they're about to attack.
- The Lizzie Bennet Diaries:
- When Lizzie was shooting her video blog entries, her sisters and other characters would occasionally come into her room. She once assured her sister Jane that she would edit it out later, but their conversation turned out useful for the entry, so Lizzie kept it. In later stories, Lizzie would state that she had the person's permission to post it online.
- Subverted, however, in the episode "C vs C". Lizzy and Charlotte confront Caroline Lee on-camera, but offer to turn it off before their interrogation. Caroline, however, tells them to leave it on, as she's certain she has nothing to hide or confess. Unfortunately for her, it gradually starts to show that she does.
- Later in the story, Darcy's company Pemberley Digital developed a story-telling application that automatically recorded and edited phone calls and conversations, with automatic up-load to the channel. That explains how some of the private moments got into Gigi Darcy's spin-off and viewers could see it. Darcy was Genre Savvy and when Gigi called him, he immediately asked whether she's using Domino demo, and ended the call when she said she did.
- In "The End of the World!?" by Matthew Santoro, Matthew and Hugo dance to some music together in a silly manner, but then Matt realizes that the camera is still on, so he tells Hugo to stop.
- Cyberchase In the season 1 episode "Codename: Icky", Hacker uses a secret device of his to tap in to the cybersquad's submarine so he can overhear what they are saying in regards to their conversations about Aquari-Yum's energy-eating slug but the device also includes a microphone. When Buzz accidentally sits on the button that activates it, the kids are also able to hear Hacker and his cronies, and the episode's plot is about them making a code that Hacker cannot decipher.
- Family Guy
Joe: Peter, don't! It's not supposed to go that high!
- Happens in "I Never Met The Dead Man" where all the cable TV in Quahog shut down, and the people on the news start saying offensive things before being told that they're still on in Boston.
- And in the episode "The Story on Page One", Stewie puts a mind-control device on Chris and speaks through him, and then accidentally transmits a conversation between himself and a bum while Chris is in a store trying to buy murder supplies.
- Another incident occurred when Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland were watching Lois with police surveillance equipment. Things get fuzzy and Peter turns up the dial, somehow turning Audio listening technology into mind-reading technology.
Quagmire: (in his head) Man, this itches! Wonder who gave it to me. Probably that skank that needed a ride. Last time I ever do somebody a favor... (looks around nervously) Oh my God, I think they can hear me — Oh my God, I can hear me! (loudly "hums" a John Philip Sousa march)
- A fourth incident occurs in the tenth season finale when Joe confesses to Peter and Quagmire, while changing his baby's diaper, that he cheated on his wife. Only when an angry Bonnie bursts through the door do the guys realize that the baby monitor in Suzie's room was on allowing Bonnie (and presumably everyone else downstairs) to overhear Joe's confession.
- Mr. Random from Phineas and Ferb makes a long speech about his villainous revenge behind the curtain at the end of "The Klimpaloon Ultimatum", only to foil himself by talking into the still-on mic.
- The Simpsons
Willy: (on a podium) If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you, and burn your town to cinders!
- Subverted with Groundskeeper Willy on "Do What You Feel Day" in "Bart's Inner Child":
Technician: (whispering) The mike's on.
Willy: I know it's on!
Burns: Welcome! Come in... Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead.
- In one Halloween episode, a vampiric Burns greets the Simpsons over the intercom:
Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of the button.
Burns: Oh, son of a bi—
Kent Brockman: Gabbo's language has no place on or off TV. And that's My Two Cents. Heheh, that oughta hold the little SOBs. Heheh... (a prompt comes up with his picture while giddily saying this previous statement and a caption saying "Brockman in Trouble")... WHAT THE?!
- Let's not forget the episode with Gabbo and "all the kids in Springfield are SOBs" (a line inspired by a real life kids' entertainer who got caught in his own Is This Thing Still On? moment. Allegedly.). Although in the case of Gabbo, it was more of an Engineered Public Confession than an actual "Is this thing still on?" moment, as the camera was actually off, but Bart managed to stealthily turn it back on while Gabbo was ranting about how Springfield's children are sons of bitches. It is played completely straight with Kent Brockman shortly thereafter, however, with predictable results, ironically right after chastising Gabbo for the faux pas.
Ogdenville Farmer: Well, a rat got in the plow so we got a hose to it.
- In yet another episode, Homer is brought on stage to demonstrate a motion capture suit for animation. After hamming it up a bit, he goes off to the bathroom, complete with the CG dog doing likewise. "Urinal cake eroding...eroding...gone!"
- Also, a case of "Is this thing already on?"
Kent Brockman: So is Ogdenville barley safe to eat again?
Farmer: Well, when there is barley there is rats. When will this interview starting?
Kent: That just went out live.
Farmer: Well, we're screwed.
- In a 1996 episode, the Warners are heard over the closing credits, complaining about work, dissing their voice actors, even trying to figure out who Steven Spielberg is. It is at the end when they discover they still had their microphones on.
- And in "Yes, Always", Pinky does it. He makes a rude remark regarding Brain to the sound engineer, not realizing that he is standing on the microphone button.
- The Urban Legend mentioned in the Radio section is given a nod in the Pinky and the Brain song about the parts of the brain, by The Brain, naturally.
- In "Calvin Brain", Brain's latest plan for world domination is undone when a behind-the-scenes documentary crew films him unleashing a diatribe on the shallowness of the fashion industry and the brainlessness of those who follow its dicates. His last words on the video are even "Is that thing on?".
- The following occurs in an episode of Justice League:
Linda Park: Are we off? Jeez, he's [The Flash] a total babe. (fanning herself with her reading card) Like the entire track team at once. I can't believe you're not into him, Marla.
Marla the camera person: ... Okay, now you're off.
(Linda slaps the card on her forehead in embarrassment)
- Lrrr from Futurama in "The Problem With Popplers" after he makes a threatening transmission to Earth and cues for the camera to be off.
Lrrr: Well I think that went well. (starts to scratch himself) Ya know it when you can't scratch is when you you have to. What... we're still on?! UGH! (camera cuts off)
- Used in an episode of Sushi Pack to give the villain of the day, a Nice Character, Mean Actor kids' show host, his comeuppance.
- South Park: In "Weight Gain 4000", the (female) mayor complains:
Mayor: Nohoho nooo. Now I'll be stuck in this podunk town forever, with all these stupid hick, redneck, jobless, truck driving idiots.
Aide: Uh, Mayor, the mike is on.
- Another episode has a demon manipulate a Republican speaker into supporting the extended life support of Kenny, even though he was stuck in a vegetative state, so every time he spoke the Republican would repeat what he just said. However, his tendency to speak in snarls had the Republican repeat that too, then he complained about how he wasn't supposed to say that, only for the Republican to repeat that he wasn't supposed to repeat that.
- An episode of Doug combined this with Engineered Public Confession; Roger, who framed Doug for stealing one of Vice-Principal Bone's yodeling trophies, goes into the office to taunt Doug, sits at Bone's desk and kicks his feet up — switching on the intercom just in time for Bone to hear the whole thing. Doug even tries to warn him, but Roger's too full of himself to notice and just mocks Doug further until it's far too late.
- In the Arthur special regarding Francine starting a rock band that quickly becomes a celebrity band, the Principal, after doing the announcements, is muttering bitterly to himself about the band's choice of a band name ("You Stink!"), only to realize shortly thereafter realize that he left the mike on.
- Used and lampshaded several times in the American Dad! episode "You Debt Your Life". The school's morning announcement readers repeatedly get Drunk with Power, only to be deposed by this. The crème de la crème comes after Principal Lewis has cancelled the announcements and grumbles about why he ever quit being a cocaine dealer in South America, where he had all the money, blow, and girls ("...not women, girls!") he could ever want. Then a teacher tells him that the mike is still on; cue hearty Precision F-Strike.
- In one episode of Combo Niños, Diadoro makes unflattering comments about the audience just as his assistant has finished repairing the equipment and activating the microphone.
- The "beginning" variant shows up in Batman: The Animated Series. After the theme of the "Jokers Wild" casino is revealed on live television (complete with revolving laughing Joker head), reporter Summer Gleeson is caught on camera muttering, "Just disgusting."
- Happens in Dogstar when Captain Rex of the Beagle calls to thank the crew of the Valiant and then turns to his science officer and tells him it was a good thing that humans never realized that they were the ones who stole all of the dogs from Earth. The science officer then calmly informs him that the comm screen is still on.
- Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja: In "McOne Armed and Dangerous", the Ninja's efforts to denounce Hannibal McFist during a public event would have been in vain if not for this trope.
- One episode of Celebrity Deathmatch had the show sponsored by the Big Bull Beer Company, but after the company owner canceled the agreement after a particularly ugly fight that ended up toppling his Product Placement, Nick and Johnny are told by the stagehand "We're clear," and they're finally able to vent at not only the man's pushiness but also the low quality of the beer. It's then that Johnny notices something amiss...and says the trope as he realizes their gripe was Caught on Tape.
- In the Sponge Bob Square Pants episode "Evil Spatula" Plankton has given SpongeBob a spatula that he claims can talk, but really it is Plankton who talks to through a microphone, so he try and get the Krabby Patty recipe off him. At one point he becomes excited that his plan is working and tells Karen it's time to go to the next step, all while the microphone is still on, but SpongeBob doesn't know what is going on an just laughs with his evil laughter.
- Bob's Burgers: The Fischoeder brothers do this no less than three times in "Dawn of the Peck". The first time, they're at the Turkey Trot podium arguing about the fact that they are about to unleash "dangerous birds" into the crowd before realizing the microphone is on. The second and third times are when they're being interviewed on TV and accidentally let slip that there's still people trapped on the wharf with the birds.
- This happens often enough that one mantra of politics is "Every microphone is live." But to get down to specifics...
- In the age of ubiquitous cell phones, that should be expanded to "There is always a camera, even when there isn't one."
- George W. Bush
- Bush's much-mocked "get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit" aside to Tony Blair concerning the Middle East. The full transcript is enlightening, and ends with a literal "Is this thing on?"
- Then there was the time when Bush had a press conference with some US troops in Iraq, a PR event advertised as the President's chance to have a "frank, spontaneous conversation" with the soldiers. Problem was, a news channel picked up a live feed of the conference room before the event showing a full-blown rehearsal with every question and cute one-liner laid out in advance.
- "There's Adam Clymer, major-league asshole from the New York Times." "Oh yeah, he is, big time."
- On the other hand, the famed "Now watch this drive" is not an example of this trope, as he knew full well the cameras were still on him. A Facepalm moment for sure, but not this trope.
- There was also the time he gave the middle finger to someone at a speaking engagement, apparently no knowing the cameras were still on.
- Barack Obama
- Characterized Kanye West as a "Jackass" after antics at MTV Video Music Awards. Many conservatives commented that they finally found something to agree with him on...
- Forgot the live mike in discussion with Dmitry Medvedev, assuring him that he'll have more freedom of movement after his final re-election. Conservatives are wondering what kind of sell-out he's planning after he's no longer under re-election pressure...
- His "anti-fly ninjitsu" that got him in trouble with PETA...
- At one dinner the mike he was sitting beside was one when he was talking with someone else and caught him calling the congressional Republicans assholes for their latest antics. However, there's a sneaking suspicion that he'd taken a cue from The West Wing and knew the mike was on, allowing him the chance to vent and express what everyone knew he was thinking.
- From Overheard in New York: This quote.
- There's a moderately famous recording of a bewildered Brooklyner named Gloria accidentally leaving a long and rambling conversation on They Might Be Giants' answering machine, in which she and an anonymous individual debate the dubious economics of Dial-A-Song. The recording was eventually made into a Stupid Statement Dance Mix. It was included, apparently unedited and without alteration, on the dual CD compilation which collected their first few albums.
- This incident from the 2008 Republican National Convention, in which Peggy Noonan and Mike Murphy (commentators one would normally expect to be sympathetic to Republicans) made dismissive comments about the party's prospects and selection of Sarah Palin as its Vice-Presidential candidate.
- During the 2016 Republican primaries, MSNBC hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski were roundly criticized by pundits and media ethicists for using their newscast to boost on-air for billionaire front-runner Donald Trump. Eventually audio clips were leaked showing Scarborough and Brzezinski engaging in sycophantic banter with Trump, praising his poll performance and "wow moments."
- Jesse Jackson was caught on mike whispering, "I wanna cut his nuts off," referring to Barack Obama. Made further hilarious by the jerking motion he made, as though motioning just how he would perform this castration. (Didn't stop him from weeping profusely in Grant Park the night Obama was elected.)
- Three employees were fired from a Des Moines sports radio show when their profanity-riddled argument over credentials in a high school sports league was aired behind a commercial break.
- Beloved Chicago Cubs announcer Harry Caray, after having to call a worse than usual (even for the Cubs) half inning in '89, was heard over nationwide TV uttering the poignant phrase "God damn it" as WGN cut to commercial.
- While attending a course during his time posted to Egypt, then-Lieutenant Charles Hazlitt Upham (later winner of TWO Victoria Crosses) once looked out into a briefing-theatre full of generals and muttered, "My oath — what a galaxy of bloody talent!"... not realising he was standing next to a live microphone.
- When showing live coverage of a speech given by George W. Bush on the first anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, CNN anchor Kyra Phillips visited the bathroom, leaving her mike on. Parts of a personal conversation between Phillips and a colleague — criticizing her sister-in-law and giving advice on men — were broadcast live as though it were color commentary. How this was not noticed by a sound engineer before Kyra returned to the studio is unknown.
- Similarly, several years ago during some sort of Hollywood celebrity event Joe Pantoliano left his mike on after he thought the interview was over and proceeded to take a long and luxurious leak in the men's room, an act which gives new meaning to his nickname Joey Pants.
- In July 2009 Michael Duvall, a California state assemblyman, was captured on tape describing to a colleague — in graphic detail — his ongoing extramarital affairs with two different women, one of whom turned out to be a lobbyist for a company in a sector (energy) that Duvall's legislative committee was in charge of overseeing. The tape in question was eventually aired by a TV station, prompting Duvall's eventual resignation.
- There's an extra on the fourth season DVDs of How I Met Your Mother that has a panel of the stars and writers answering questions. Toward the end, Neil Patrick Harris gets up and goes to the bathroom, but forgets to remove his mike. Hilarity Ensues.
- During the eighties and early nineties it was very common for US TV networks to transmit satellite feeds without any form of scrambling or encryption so anyone with a satellite dish and satellite TV tuner could view them. Because of this it was possible for people to watch (and record) satellite interviews as they were being conducted. For live broadcasts, the feed was usually setup far before the interview began and when the network cut to commercial or another segment of the program the satellite feed usually stayed on leading to many real-life instances of this trope. Several of them were collected in a documentary called Spin
- News anchor Sue Simmons, displeased with some off-camera incident, unleashes a hilarious bit of profanity. She later apologized, but David Letterman still had a tremendous amount of fun at her expense.
- Pat Robertson had a simliar blunder when he tried to insult the caller he had just spoken to, thinking his mike was off. It wasn't.
- At the end of an interview, having thought that the broadcast had ceased, Mel Gibson added a little something to the end of his farewell to the interviewer he probably didn't intend to go to air.
- During a group photo with his sons, Prince Charles muttered "I can't bear that man. He's so awful, he really is," referring to then BBC Royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell. A boom microphone set up for the pool TV coverage easily picked up the comments which were widely broadcast.
- Famous British football manager turned commentator Ron Atkinson said, referring to French player Marcel Desailly: "He is what is known in some schools as a lazy thick nigger." Although transmission in the UK had finished, his comment was broadcast to various countries in the Middle East. He had to resign from his job.
- In a similar British football incident, commentators Andy Grey and Richard Keys were sacked after they were heard on broadcast making sexist remarks about a female referee and questioning women's ability to fill the role, although separate allegations of off-air sexual harassment of colleagues also contributed.
- When Hashim Amla, a South African cricketer of Pakistani Muslim descent, dismissed an opposition player in a test match against Sri Lanka, commentator Dean Jones quipped that "the terrorist just got another wicket", believing the microphone to be off. Jones was fired the next day.
- Vice President Joe Biden on health care reform, shaking the President's hand shortly before he announced the passage to the nation: "This is a big fucking deal." Truth be told, though, this made Biden even more popular, so it can't even be seen as a gaffe.
- Bill "Fuckin' thing SUCKS!" O'Reilly, as mentioned under The Colbert Report above.
- Casey Kasem wants to know why he's coming out of a fucking uptempo record into a death dedication. (His irascibility was probably exacerbated by the fact that it was for a dog; Kasem was a notoriously kindhearted animal lover.) Kasem knew the mike was on, he just didn't expect the outtakes to ever be heard outside of the recording studio.note
- Worse than that, they were sent out on raw feed and picked up by engineers all over the country. Not to mention experimental sound collage group Negativland which combined it with a parody version of U2's "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" plus sound clips of ham radio operators swearing at each other, to create a Stupid Statement Dance Mix. And this is where the story _really_ starts.
- During his tenure on CBS' Early Show, Bryant Gumbel was interviewing Media Research Center president Brent Bozell in 2000 when Gumbel turned around and dropped an F-bomb on Bozell (keep in mind, this is fairly early in the morning). Also keep in mind that he was being forced to talk to a man arguing that gay people should be forbidden to become scoutmasters in Boy Scouts.
- CNN, covering the 2004 Democratic National Convention, cut to a live feed from producer Don Mischer's microphone, just in time to catch him upbraiding his staff for a mediocre balloon drop. Cluster F-Bomb with confetti!
- While being driven to his next appointment after a conversation with a local voter about immigration, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown called her "a bigoted woman". After the audio made the news, he took a trip to her house to personally apologize. In between, he also failed to realise there was a camera filming him in the radio studio where the news was broken to him on air.
- Back when Oliva Munn was part of Attack of the Show!, She did interviews around E3 2010. On one night she did an informal E3 Stream with Co-host Kevin in their hotel room. During the stream Kevin made comments about Olivia's sex life, not amused she decided to cut to commercial break and reveals her persona to Kevin. Fast forward about four minutes later and she's about to turn the stream back on, but there's a problem...she never turned it off
- Similarly, during the 1989 election campaign, Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke referred to a pensioner who had just harrangued him during a meet-and-greet as a "silly old bugger". The muttered comment was recorded by a television crew accompanying the PM and quickly became front page news across the country.
- From Reader's Digest: an air traffic controller aboard a US Navy aircraft carrier didn't realize his mike was still on after talking to a pilot, saying "That guy sounds just like Elmer Fudd." After a long, awkward silence the pilot radioed back: "Be vewy vewy quiet. We're hunting submawines."
- Also from Reader's Digest: A woman hosting a dinner party was dismayed to see that her brother had brought his girlfriend, whom she didn't like. She and her husband left their guests enjoying drinks and hors d'oeuvres in the living room while they went upstairs under the pretense of checking on their baby. Once in the nursery, she spent several minutes venting about how much she hated the other woman. Satisfied, she and her husband went back downstairs, only to find the guests sitting in uncomfortable silence—having just heard every word that she had said over the baby monitor that was present on the coffee table.
- BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker gave a sarcastic newsreader the finger, then realised half a second too late that he was live on air. His goggle-eyed Oh Crap! face is priceless.
- During the September 11th, 2001 attacks, broadcasters had far bigger things to concentrate on than FCC regulations, so most news broadcasts gave viewers an almost uninterrupted 8-hour stream of Cluster F Bombs and pointed Precision F Strikes from frightened civilians running by the cameras. This included lines such as, "This is all fucking crazy! This is the fucking end!"
- In 2009, Chilean senator Fernando Flores is about to finish an interview for the CNN Chile channel. His host makes some questions that he dislikes, then finishes the interview. Just before the transmision was about to finish, a pissed-off Flores rants about how the guy's questions were "fucking dumb" among other things. That part was caught on-tape and then uploaded to youtube...
- During the Apollo 16 lunar mission, while the astronauts were resting after a moonwalk, John Young told his colleague Charlie Duke how the potassium-laced orange juice they were given to drink was giving him gas, and how he intended never to eat another fucking orange again after the flight was over. Eventually Mission Control warned him that he had a "hot mike". It seems that his mike key was stuck in the "on" position — quite possibly by some dried orange drink that had been spilled earlier. The very same orange drink he'd been complaining about.
Tom Stafford: Man, that TLI was quite a ride. Never forget that son of a bitch. We still recording?Gene Cernan: Yes.
- Shortly after the astronauts aboard Apollo 13 moved to the lunar module, the mike setting was switched to VOX (voice-operated transmission) by accident. The Capcom first tried to hint that the mike was hot by responding to the astronauts' private conversation; despite the hint, the astronauts still failed to see that the mike setting was not on "Normal Voice". It eventually had to be pointed out directly by the Capcom, similar to the movie. Even worse, later in the mission, Lovell commented privately (he thought) that it would likely be the last mission for a long time; again, the mike was on a VOX setting.
- Apollo 10:
- At a city council meeting in 2010, Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson landed himself in hot water when he was recorded insulting his constituents as "hacks" of a rival local political party because they opposed his rental housing development plan. Annoyingly, the media (and inevitable backlash against the reports) focused on a supposed outrage over his use of profanity rather than the fact that he was belittling anyone who disagreed with him as a "hack" of a local political party.
- Ronald Reagan once, as a part of a sound test, announced "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." However, the joke was leaked (sometimes erroneously reported as having been broadcast immediately), and the Soviet Union got a brief freak-out.
- A certain air traffic controller was found to be a little distracted at work when his mike accidentally got switched on and he played his movie to all the passing planes...
- A Southwest Airline pilot ranted to his co-pilot about the lack of Sexy Stewardess on his flights, and having to work with only gays, grannies, and overweight folks. Unknowingly, he had turned on the mike, broadcasting to everyone in Texas airspace, but didn't even stop when an air traffic controller tried to butt in.
- In October 2011, this happened to two world leaders for the price of one. At a G20 summit, French President Nicolas Sarkozy called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu a liar; President Obama responded "You're fed up with him, but I have to deal with him every day!"
- Another rather innocent thing, A local news station had an anchor who was feeling sick to his stomach, but was going to do the broadcast either way since it was live and he had a devotion to his job. Eventually he started to feel sick during the broadcast and asked them to cut. The cameramen saw that he was getting pretty pale and sweaty, so they killed the video feed...unfortunately the audio was still being recorded, so viewers could hear the news anchor shout, "GET A BUCKET! QUI-" and then the sound of him throwing up on the floor, and it was broadcast live. 20 years after the incident, they still played that clip.
- During the 1994 Olympics, skater Nancy Kerrigan was waiting backstage for gold medalist Oksana Baiul for the medal ceremony to take place. After having skated the best performance of her life, not to mention having come back from a disastrous year and a vicious attack, Nancy was already irritated at having lost by an uber-slim margin (a mere tenth of a point gave Baiul the gold medal over her). Further annoyed both by the delay and then upon being told that the delay was because Baiul was putting on more makeup (wrongly, as it turns out, the delay was because the Ukrainian flag and a tape of the Ukrainian Anthem could not be found), Kerrigan promptly snapped, "Oh, come on! So she's just going to cry again. What's the difference?". What Kerrigan didn't realize was that there was an open mike nearby and her snippety remark was just broadcasted to countless people. It was the first of a handful of missteps Kerrigan made that briefly tarnished her "America's Sweetheart" reputation that had been bestowed following her attack.
- Nancy Kerrigan also caught making the comment, "This is so corny. This is so dumb. I hate it. This is the most corny thing I've ever done", while sitting beside Mickey Mouse during a Disney parade.
- When she later hosted Saturday Night Live, during her monologue, she said that what she really said was "the most horny thing I've every done."
- The classic scene with then British prime minister John Major, where immediately after a BBC radio interview and thinking the mike was turned off, he described some of his less loyal Cabinet Ministers as a "bunch of bastards". The recording heard all.
- Flamboyant disc jockey and comedian Kenny Everett attended a rally of showbiz stars who support the Conservative party. Thinking it would be edited out later, in front of thousands of Tory Party faithful and a lot of cameras and press, he opened his address with "Let's bomb Russia!" The worrying thing, and the point the press picked on, was the size and duration of the cheer Everett got.
- Recently, the thoughts of Uruguayan President José Mujica about Agentinian President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner and her late husband Néstor Kirchner were caught on video. And they weren't pretty.
- The following football season after the "wardrobe malfunction" at the Super Bowl, CBS aired a Jacksonville-Cleveland game that New Year's Eve. After a commercial break, the camera was trained on a guy in the crowd who was a dead ringer for Santa Claus and who wore a shirt that clearly read on-screen "Your ass ain't gettin' shit for Christmas!"
- A Southwest pilot managed to broadcast "we’re going down" to the whole plane.
- A translator at the UN wondered out loud why the General Assembly passes so many resolutions on Israel and the Palestinians every year while ignoring many other conflicts around the world, not realizing her words were being broadcast to the delegates. This incident delighted Israelis, who have been complaining about their treatment at the UN for decades.
- Canadian journalist Avery Haines (sister of Emily Haines of Metric) fell victim to this while working at CTV Newsnet. While taping the introduction to a news report, she flubbed a line, then made a lighthearted joke about it:
I kind of like the little stuttering thing. It's like equal opportunity, right? We've got a stuttering newscaster. We've got the black, we've got the Asian, we've got the woman. I could be a lesbian, folk-dancing, black woman stutterer. What's that? In a wheelchair ... with a gimping, rubber legs. Yeah, really. I'd have a successful career, let me tell you.
- The introduction was rerecorded, but unfortunately a technician inadvertently used the flubbed tape with Haines' joke. Haines was fired; the technician was merely suspended.
- In January 2014, after President Obama's State of the Union address, a TV reporter tried to ask NY congressman Michael Grimm about allegations regarding his campaign financing, but Grimm walked off, refusing to answer. Moments later, Grimm walked back, saying to the reporter "Let me be clear to you, you ever do that to me again, I'll throw you off this fucking balcony." In April, Grimm was arrested for numerous charges of corruption, which included campaign financing.
- During a game between the Cincinnati Bengals and the St. Louis Rams, Rams Offensive Guard Harvey Dahl was called for holding. As the referee was declaring the penalty to the crowd, his microphone picked up Dahl shouting at the ref, "That's not fucking holding!", broadcasting the words throughout the stadium. The ref subsequently gave Dahl another penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct.
- At the 1955 Worldcon, guest of honor Isaac Asimov was sitting at the dais as the Hugos were being handed out. One of the winning authors was unable to attend, and editor Judith Merril accepted for him. The presenter announced this by saying, "In his absence, the award will be accepted by Judy Merril, by whom he has been so often anthologized." Asimov turned to the person next to him and said, "Anthologized? Always euphemisms." The microphone in front of him was live, and the hall erupted in laughter at Merril's expense. Asimov was horrified, and for the rest of the weekend (while the other attendees were saying "Anthologize you!" and "Go anthologize yourself!" to each other), he was afraid that Merril would kill him the next time their paths crossed. To her credit, she forgave him.
- During filming of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit, Ian McKellen broke down crying upon seeing a scene with him and the dwarves would be done by green screen, with only pictures of the dwarves to indicate who's talking. He said to himself, "This is not why I became an actor" ...only for his mic to be on and the whole studio hearing it. Fortunately, Peter Jackson and the rest of the crew made up for it later, putting quite a bit of effort into making a personal "relaxation" space for Sir McKellen on the set to cheer him up. It worked.
- During the filming of "The Jinx: The life and deaths of Robert Durst", a documentary filmed in 2013 about the investigations surrounding the long-time suspected murderer millionaire, Durst left to use the restroom after an interview with one a reporter, forgetting that his mic was on. The sound editor was then treated to the sound of Durst relieving himself... followed by his muttering of "What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course." Durst was arrested in 2015, following the release of the documentary.
- A. J. Clemente holds the dubious distinction of having possibly the shortest career in the history of newsreading, thanks to the first words out of his mouth on his first day on the job being a frustrated Gay... fucking shit as the studio feed went live. He and his co-anchor completed one very awkward news session, and he was fired at the end of it.
- In 2012 the British radio station Jazz FM accidentally broadcast five minutes of graphic sounds of gay sex. It was later revealed that an unnamed station employee (reportedly later sacked) had been watching a porn video on the studio computer, without realising that the computer's audio output was also going to the broadcast feed.
- This Mexican news anchor insults a pair of fellow news anchormen on air not too long after the commercial break ended. His reaction is priceless, and then the video went viral and spawned a few memes.
- Modern audio mikes used at sporting events such as hockey and (American/Canadian) football are sensitive enough to pick up the sounds of the action to enhance the broadcast, and usually the people in the truck are quick enough to switch the audio feed so that the action is all that's heard, but it's not uncommon to hear a player swear just after a particularly heavy bodycheck or tackle, complaining about a call, or expressing excitement. And with many refs now equipped with wireless mikes to explain calls, they will also sometimes pick up a player in the background expressing their discontent with it. Most sportscasts simply ignore it happened.
- Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign was subject to countless controversies that would've ended any other politician's career. On October 7th, 2016, blooper footage was leaked to NBC and The Washington Post from a 2005 interview between Trump and Billy Bush, then anchor for Access Hollywood, in which Trump seemingly boasted about his predilection for sexual assault, bragging that he could "grab [women] by the pussy" and force them into sex because of his fame. Trump talked at length about sleeping with Nancy O'Dell, Bush's Access Hollywood co-anchor, with Bush joking and playing along. NBC initially tried to shield Bush from scrutiny, but public outcry forced the network to suspend and eventually fire him from Today. Meanwhile, it greatly sank Trump's campaign as a bunch of other women came forward to accuse Trump of sexually assaulting them. However, even all this didn't significantly prevent female Republicans from voting for him, as Democrats had hoped.
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