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Kirito: Oh, looks like we're. Out. Of. Time. We'll have to continue this next week, but in the meantime, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito Is Always Right Foundation"!
Asuna: Oh my God, you're insufferable!

Sword Art Online Abridged is an Abridged Series of Sword Art Online, made by Something Witty Entertainment. It currently has twelve episodes — the first eleven covering the first arc of the original show, and the twelfth onward covering the second.

The series stars a Jerkass version of Kirito, who, along with other characters and the rest of the unfortunate players, work their way up to the top of Castle Aincrad... as if it was in a typical internet fashion. Hilarity Ensues.

While still a parody, Sword Art Online Abridged is noted for not hesitating to play some of the original show's dramatic and emotional scenes completely straight. There are also Fix Fic elements, with some plot points being rewritten purely to remove perceived plot holes and characterization inconsistencies.


Contains examples of:

  • Acceptable Breaks from Reality: Played for Laughs. A normal cat, Fluffles, dons a Nerve Gear, creates a character (don't ask how it typed its name), becomes a player and later in-game a mafia boss.
  • Adaptational Heroism:
    • Diabel is truly good guy who helps the less competent players instead of a greedy Manipulative Bastard in the original.
    • While still the Big Bad, Kayaba admits that everything happened because he spent 3 weeks straight coding in a desperate attempt to meet deadlines, causing him to go crazy due to sleep deprivation. The "you die in the game, you die for real" thing was a bug, and him trapping everyone inside the game was him panicking and doubling/tripling/quadrupling down on what happened while still under sleep deprivation so severe, he thought the government was taken over by Mole Men, and now he's pretty much stuck trying to make it look like some sort of master plan instead of an uncontrolled, ever-spiraling disaster. Also, his reason for becoming Heathcliff was to guide and organize the players to survive the game, as opposed to the original where it was a wish fulfillment power fantasy.
  • Adaptational Villainy:
    • Downplayed with Kirito. Yes, he's more of an asshole than his unabridged counterpart, but he still shares some of his virtues. Even if he has a higher kill count than in the original series. He starts mellowing out though.
    • While Grimlock wasn't a good guy to begin with, his backstory was a bit more tragic than the Abridged version, with the fear of the game and his wife becoming more and more of a Blood Knight and no longer resembling the woman he fell in love with driving him to insanity. The Abridged version manages to make him even more of a villain by turning the backstory into him murdering Griselda simply because she failed to make dinner for him one evening as she was busy with something else.
    • In a truly terrifying manner, Asuna. While the real one was Silk Hiding Steel, this one is an Ax-Crazy Yandere Stalker With a Crush Jerk Ass who has zero problems with murder and arson to keep Kirito to herself.
    • Agil in the original series was an Uncle Pennybags who used the profits from his store to support the low-level players. Tiffany, his abridged counterpart, is a Con Man who intentionally sells bad gear to players that's completely overpriced.
    • Keita is a Manipulative Bastard who put his guild into the mortal danger while staying safely away himself, and him taking the tutorial NPC with him to bolster his guild's roster has probably gotten a fair number of newbies killed.
  • An Aesop: Even when you have a deadline to meet, take care of yourself. You'll create more problems if you're sleep deprived.
  • Aesop Amnesia: Played for Laughs
    Kirito: Wow, Sachi, you've really opened my eyes. I've been such a jerk. Well, no more! You're looking at a whole new Kirito. From now on I'm gonna be nicer, and show people the compassion they deserve.
    Sachi: So, can we talk about my problem now?
    Kirito: Ugh, no one cares!
    Sachi: ...Oh.
  • Affably Evil: Kayaba Akihiko, who is able to wish a random player happy birthday while trapping over ten thousand people in his video game under threat of Your Head Asplode.
    Kayaba: Ah, they grow up so fast. Cherish these moments, Steven. Cherish these moments.
    • In fact, by episode 11 Kayaba is more affable than evil. Turns out that he never intended anyone to die for real. In his rush to finish the game before its launch date, he missed the bug that was actually responsible for killing the players when they die. Sleep deprived and panicking, all Kayaba could think of was the bad reviews he would receive on Metacritic due to the game actually killing people, and trapped everyone as a sort of ad hoc hostage plot.
      • Furthermore, Kayaba didn't expect players to die as easily as they did. When 2,000 players died in the first month alone (caused at least in part by Keita stealing the tutorial NPC for his guild and making it impossible for anyone to actually complete said tutorial), he formed the Knights of the Blood Oath in an attempt to organize the player base and keep them alive longer.
  • And Your Reward Is Clothes: That mystery item that is said to be able to res' players? Well, in the words of Kirito:
    Kirito: It's a hat. It's a goddamn hat.
    • To add insult to injury it's a copy of Keita's charisma-boosting hat which Kirito already despised, and which was partially responsible for the death that Kirito was hoping to undo.
    • On the flip side, he was quite satisfied with this loot when he killed the first boss.
      Player: You're not better than us!
      Kirito: [equips new outfit] My sweet-ass coat begs to differ.
      Player: Dammit, he's got us there.
  • Anti-Climax: Discussed. The moment of Kirito talking Kayaba into having in the finale battle on Floor 75, is lampshaded by Kayaba who points out how the idea of cutting things 25 floors early comes across as rather sudden and arbitrary.
  • Anti-Climax Boss: In-Universe. After being built up as an epic encounter, the boss of Floor 75 randomly dies on its own due to a glitch.
  • Anti Poop-Socking: The tutorial NPC companion uses a common MMO method, which is unfortunately not applicable since Kayaba trapped all the players in the game.
    Tutorial NPC: You have been playing for, Four Thousand, Six Hundred, And Eight, hours. Maybe you should take a break.
    Keita: I WOULD IF I COULD, MOM! BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY AN OPTION, NOW IS IT!?!?
  • Armor-Piercing Question: A strange variant in Episode 8, as there's one done by Kirito to himself:
    Kirito: Why am I doing this? It makes no sense! I don't even know these people! Why am I fighting a giant fucking goat demon for them?! This is stupid, why should I care about what happens to any of them? They're all a bunch of stupid sheep that let Corvatz herd them off a cliff! They knew exactly what they were walking into... Which just begs the question: WHY AM I STILL HERE?!
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Both Kirito and Grimlock are subjected to a Breaking Speech. Both only crack at the last, and most trivial, insult (sounding like a girl and his hat making him look like a hipster respectively).
    • Heathcliff escaping from the King of Ashes and getting him to make peace involved "rounds of torture, gladiatorial combat and pictionary, oddly enough"
  • Artificial Stupidity: The NPC Companions that make up the bulk of the Moonlit Black Cats guild in Episode 3. Two are from quests that Keita never finished so they would stick with him and do most of the work for him, and one is from the tutorial. They tend to spout dialogue from their specific quests that loops every few minutes or so, and act just as problematic as most A.I. 'bots in other games. Only in SAO, the consequences of their stupidity result in the death of the only human player on the guild besides Kirito and Keita, Sachi. In Episode 11, it's revealed that the kidnapping of the tutorial NPC resulted in many players missing vital information and dying early on as a result.
  • Attack! Attack! Attack!:
    Corvatz: My men don't even know the meaning of the word "surrender".
    Soldier: But we're willing to learn!
    • Also, the Brick Joke of a strategy against floor bosses: Group up, and hit it till it dies!
  • Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Happens a lot with the background characters/random players. Crosses over with Too Dumb to Live a lot of the time.
    Diabel: [in the first boss battle] Squad F! For fuck's sake, stop playing Bejeweled! Arrgh!
  • Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: Kirito and Asuna. As Yui puts it:
    "Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one of you would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger."
  • Babies Make Everything Better: Spoofed with Asuna and Kirito adopting Yui, then one-upping each other with suggesting to adopt ever more kids, just because they're hoping the other one will "blink first" and break off the marriage.
  • Beam Me Up, Scotty!: invoked Discussed during Episode 11. Kirito mentions during his movie quote quiz that the line about dry land, while real, was never in Waterworld despite being attributed to it. Kayaba is impressed.
  • Becoming the Mask: Kirito and Asuna only play along with Yui considering them mommy and daddy because they're both hoping the other will freak out and call off their marriage, while Yui only did it to find out what makes their relationship tick. But their feelings are real enough by the end of the episode. Just in time for the Tear Jerker.
  • Belligerent Sexual Tension: Kirito and Asuna's relationship. Even if they don't spend nearly as much time denying their feelings for each other as is common for this trope, that doesn't stop the belligerence.
    Yui: I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on. Less people than a loose collection of character defects. [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
  • Beware the Nice Ones:
    • After an episode of emotional trauma followed by failing to revive Pina, the previously timid Silica snaps and goes on a rampage that leaves Kirito gobsmacked.
    • Having to put up with Kirito and Asuna's pissing contest for at least an hour and nearly losing her orphanage because of it, Sasha erupts into a screaming fit when Kirito realizes he doesn't know her name.
  • Birds of a Feather: Kirito and Asuna are, as Yui puts it, "The most broken, sociopathic players I had ever laid eyes on. Less people than a loose collection of character defects.", and yet, Belligerent Sexual Tension aside, they're happy with each other.
  • Body Horror: A player uses a teleport crystal that glitches, which turns him into a mess of misplaced limbs.
  • Bond One-Liner: From Kirito when Corvatz dies. Surprisingly, it isn't played for comedy or badassery, but as a futile attempt by Kirito to keep up his uncaring attitude towards the deaths of other players.
  • Break the Cutie: Let's just say episode 4 was not kind to Silica....
  • Break Them by Talking: Seems to be (or have been) Rosalia's method of choice, using what Kirito aptly described as "first-year psych-student bullshit" to try and get inside her opponents' heads and psych them out, breaking them until they're a "gibbering mess" so that her Titan's Hand goons can finish the job. Needless to say, this comes back to bite her when she pushes Kirito too far.
  • Brick Joke:
    • "Group up, and hit it 'til it dies!"
    • In episode 2, we learn that Asuna doesn't know how to open the menu. By the end of the episode, Kirito uses this knowledge against her.
    • The "meat toboggan" comment from Episode 5 comes back in 6.
    • Rosalia's last taunt to Kirito.
    • The riot after Heathcliff's anticlimactic duel with Kirito keeps popping up, and getting worse.
    • The "recruitment" and subsequent death of the tutorial NPC in episode 3 leads to one of the laundry list of game problems mentioned in episode 11 ("kidnapping of NPCs/tutorial NPC has gone missing").
    • Turns out that Kayaba really did keep that video clip from Scanners tabbed which helps when Kirito exposes him as Heathcliff and the players still don't get it.
  • Bring My Brown Pants: During the fight with «Illfang the Kobold Lord».
    Illfang: [massive roar]
    [pop-up appears: "Bonus Item: Soiled Pants"]
    Random Player: Hey! Rare drop.
  • Call-Back: Episodes 9 and beyond featured a plethora of them.
    • Lisbeth noting how her shop had been burned down by Asuna back in Episode 7.
    • Kirito's taste buds still haven't adapted from Asuna's S-class meal in Episode 8.
    • The cat from Episode 2 (and 4) is now a sitting member of the High Council of the Knights of the Blood Oath, along with being a mafia leader.
    • Kirito tells Rosalia to "suck it" while having sex with Asuna; retaliation to her last jab at him that he'll never get laid.
    • Kibao, a obnoxious minor character in episode 2, is referred to in episode 10 as the leader of a powerful faction of the ALF.
    • In Episode 11, Schmitt complains about how "players can kidnap NPCs (Keita's tactic for filling out his guild, Ep. 3), the crafting system is seizure-inducing (Lisbeth forging Kirito's sword, Ep. 7) and half the time, our teleport crystals (which is our only lifeline) DO NOTHING (Lisbeth failing to teleport herself and Kirito out of a pit in Ep. 7, the ALF's teleport crystals failing to save them from The Gleam Eyes in Ep. 8)."
    • Both he and a Mafia enforcer are present in the final battle. Rather than just being background characters, their specific roles are brought up (Butt-Monkey and Asshole Victim respectively).
    • Kirito's mention of TRON makes Heathcliff unintentionally break his cover when he says "So NOW you've seen TRON!" Kayaba had mentioned the film in Episode 1, and nobody got it then, much to his annoyance.
    • After Heathcliff's identity is revealed, the random bystander's "WHAT?" from episode 1 returns. As does the Your Head A-Splode clip.
    • When Asuna asks why Kirito would want to leave the game, the latter has a Flash Back to Rosalia's Hannibal Lecture.
    • As Kayaba explains the circumstances that led to the players' predicaments, he also mentions his tutorial NPC going missing.
    • In Episode 11, Kirito tells Tiffany that should he die, he should tell Lisbeth that he did not call "it" the "Piece of Shit". Kirito implied it is what he'd call the sword forged from dragon crap in Episode 7.
    • In Episode 6 Yolko comments on the difficulty of using the menu. Kirito starts to laugh and Asuna gets mad.
  • Catch-Phrase: Kirito's "For you see..."
  • Character Development: As the series has progressed, Kirito has gone from a complete dick, to a Jerkass, to caring for others, to becoming a ruthless, emotionless killer who murdered a player who, although tried to harm or even kill him, wasn't even capable of harming him. He reverts back to his normal self with the help of Silica, and is arguably even better after his time with Asuna.
  • Christmas Episode: Double Subverted in Episode 3. The episode is given a Framing Device of a man named Sir Jack Dapper reading a holiday story, but at first said story has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. The tail end of it then becomes Christmas related when Kirito fights a Santa Claus-esque monster during a snowy night.
  • Christmas Rushed: In-Universe. It's hinted at in earlier episodes, but Episode 11 outright confirms that Sword Art Online was rushed so that it could meet its release date which, combined with Kayaba being sleep deprived for three weeks, led to accidentally creating a glitch that kills the real world player when their avatar dies. Still sleep deprived, the best plan Kayaba could come up with was to pretend it was All According to Plan.
  • Chronic Hero Syndrome: Played with. While Kirito normally only cares about people's problems as a source of amusement, the mental scars from Sachi's death have given him an actual syndrome compelling him to help if the words "your fault" are mentioned.
  • Cool and Unusual Punishment: What Schmitt's more... "verbose" commenters have threatened to inflict on him for his video-game reviews back in the real world. Nothing out of the ordinary, given the rule of G.I.F.T., but the nature of the Death Game within Aincrad leaves him Properly Paranoid that they might find him and make good on their threats. Using his spine as a pitching wedge and hacking off all of his limbs to ride him "like some kind of meat toboggan" are just two of the inventive ways they've threatened him in the past.
    Kirito: [for the lulz] You hear that, Asuna? "Meat toboggan." Yeah, try gettin' that one out of your head. Grippin' his entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh [The sound of sleigh-bells can be heard], streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake: "Why?"
    Schmitt: [understandably freaked]] OH GOD!
  • Compelling Voice: Keita's +50 Charisma hat makes him very a convincing person able to get Kirito to agree to things he otherwise wouldn't.
    Kirito: We really need to take that hat away from him.
  • Compensating for Something: When explaining the difference between a Talwar and an Ōdachi, Kirito says the Talwar was made for cavalry while the Ōdachi was "mainly used for dick-measuring".
  • Conservation of Competence: In episode 4, some members of the Titan's Hand guild seem to realize pretty quick that Kirito may be a major threat before they even attack, with one commenting:
    Mook 1: Um, Boss? A thought occurs. This guy thought he was going up against Laughing Coffin note , but he still just brought himself and a small child. Are we sure we want to mess with this guy?
  • Could Have Avoided This Plot:
    • After spending the entirety of Episode 10 in a Snowball Lie, the "death" of Yui shakes Kirito and Asuna up enough to be honest with each other about how they really feel about their marriage. They quickly realize that they could have done this in the first place and avoided the charade.
    • In Episode 11, it's pointed out that Kayaba didn't need to trap all of the players in the game to cover his hide about the bug that kills people, and there were a number of more logical and reasonable solutions to go with if he had just thought things through and wasn't operating on over 500 hours of uninterrupted consciousness.
  • Chronic Hero Syndrome: As a result of the events of Episode 3, Kirito's PTSD trigger pretty much forces him into this role, compelling his brain to act against his will and involve him in other people's problems, which he would never do normally, being the Heroic Comedic Sociopath that he is.
  • Conveniently Timed Distraction:
    Klein: So, you and Asuna, huh? What's the story there. Plan on showing her your sword skills, if you know what I mean?
    Asuna: Yeah, Kirito. I think we'd all like to hear the answer to that.
    Kirito: Ehhhhh... [notices approaching ALF soldiers] Hey, look! Literally anything else! Let's pay attention to it.
  • Creative Closing Credits: The end of the Aincrad arc had all the cast members listed as if in a high score list.
  • Creator Cameo: Reki Kawahara gets one (via an off-hand mentioning), in the form of a janitor who Kayaba mistook for God while he was going crazy from weeks of sleep deprivation.
  • Cry Laughing:
    • Lizbeth in episode 7, when she realizes the guys she'd developed a crush on but was spoken for by Yandere Asuna actually is as much of a Jerkass as she first thought.
    • Asuna and Kirito while kissing in episode 10, trying to pretend their marriage wasn't a horrible idea.
    • Asuna in episode 11, trying not to fall into the same Inelegant Blubbering Kirito at the thought that they might die and lose each other forever.
  • Curse Cut Short: Sir Jack Dapper in episode 3.
  • Damned by Faint Praise: Corvatz isn't kidding when he says he is one of the greatest minds the A.L.F. has ever known.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Kirito constantly makes snide comments and jokes, or is just sarcastic towards others.
  • Death by Adaptation: Several villains of the week, such as Rosalia and Grimlock, are executed instead of being sent to jail like in the source material.
  • Death Glare: From Asuna and Kirito when Juriel threatens Yui.
  • Developers' Foresight: Played for Laughs with the sound effects and music snippets that Kayaba apparently programmed into the game, like comedy circus music for the Curb-Stomp Battle between Kirito and Kuradeel, or Goofy's wooping scream when Kirito fails to wallrun out of a pit and falls from a great height.
    Kirito: Ugh... Were the sound effects really necessary, Kayaba? [Sad Trombone music plays] Oh, fuck you!
  • Didn't Think This Through:
    • To get revenge on Kirito for breaking her sword, Lisbeth sends him on a quest to get a rare material to make a replacement. The problem is that the material requires a master blacksmith (read: Lisbeth) present for it to spawn, which she only realizes while she's in the middle of telling him. She's a shut-in that doesn't want to leave her house, so she's basically cornering herself into going outside for her attempted revenge.
    • Kayaba's plan of locking everyone in the game and holding them hostage was not well-thought out. Even he admits it, and only came with the idea after spending three weeks straight programming without sleep to meet deadlines, and was in a completely delusional state which included him being convinced the government was being run by "Flubar, King of the Mole-Men."
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Kayaba kills a player just because he was pointed out that Kayaba wasn't completely blameless for the moronic playerbase's misfortunes.
  • The Ditz: Yolko ... doesn't think things through, to say the least.
  • Dramedy: While it's mostly a comedic show, Kirito actually grows and develops over the series and many of its key scenes are played straight, such as the deaths of Sachi and Yui, the battle against Gleam Eyes and even the development of Asuna and Kirito's relationship. Sachi's death in particular is notable for leaving an even bigger impact on Kirito than it did in the original, as his failure to save her continually haunts him.
  • The Dreaded: Asuna to Lisbeth and Tiffany.
    Asuna: [walking in] Hey Kirito, the commander wants to...
    Lisbeth: AAAAIIIII!!!! I didn't say anything [to Kirito], I swear! [sound of breaking glass]
    Tiffany: Wait for me, I know a shortcut! [more breaking glass]
    Kirito: [alone in the room] So... you were saying?
  • Double Take: Heathcliff to Kirito.
    Kirito: You're the only one I've ever met in this game who makes as many movie references as I do.
    Heathcliff: Ah yes.. I guess I should've known that would — Wait, you get my references?!
  • Driven to Suicide:
    • The sheer stupidity of the other players cause Diabel to refuse the health potion, leading to his death.
    • In Episode 3, Keita jumps off a cliff because his entire guild died on top of him owning money to a local mob that he can't pay back.
  • Downer Ending: The 'Christmas' episode. Followed by the narrator berating the audience for expecting a happy ending, then breaking down over his own failed marriage.
  • Dysfunction Junction:
    • Kirito and Asuna's relationship. Yui describes them as "the most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on. Less people than a loose collection of character defects."
    • SAO players in general are this, as this is an MMORPG and a parody. Idiotic Leeroy Jenkins-es, some husband with a murderous level Stay in the Kitchen attitude to his wife, Cloud Cuckoolander assassin, a cat that somehow managed to claw his way to one of the most feared players in the game, etc.
  • 8.8: In-Universe: Why Schmitt is such a nervous wreck.
    Kains: Oh my god, Schmitt is not the killer! [...] So then why the hell were you apologizing to Griselda?
    Schmitt: Hey, people threatened to kill me for giving Pokemon V&R a 7 out of 10. At this point, I've learned to just assume the position.
    • Later Played for Drama as it was Kayaba's fear of this sort of reaction from critics that, combined with his insane sleep deprivation and a looming release date, led him to accidentally create the player killing glitch and then double/triple/quadruple down and make the entire game a hostage situation while he tried to cover his ass and think of a way out.
      Kirito: So, you thought that critics would be harsher on a game that killed a few people by accident, than one that killed thousands on purpose?
      Kayaba: (clearly embarrassed) That was my thought process, yes.
      Asuna: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
      Kayaba: Hey! Cut me some slack, okay? Can you two even begin to imagine 500 hours of uninterrupted consciousness? Forget Mole People, about halfway through I swore I saw the face of God! Until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki. On the plus side I gave him one hell of an ego boost. Man was riding that compliment for days.
  • Embarrassing Nickname: Poor Klein. His character's name is «BallsDeep69». The jokes practically write themselves. Kirito usually refers to him as either "Balls" or "Ballsy," much to his chagrin and despite his insistence that Kirito use his new name.
  • Escort Mission: Kirito considers partying up with Lisbeth one. He's not exactly wrong.
  • Everyone Can See It: Exaggerated; Yulier and Thinker are not subtle at all when it comes to their painfully obvious feelings for each other. Nobody feels the need to even comment on this.
  • Everyone Has Standards: Even Kirito. Upon entering SAO on launch day and discovering tons of ads everywhere, he is outright disgusted. And it only goes downhill from there.
    Kirito: [upon seeing the ads] AH! Come on, really? That's just disgusting. Activate ad-blocker.
    [Popup appears: "SAO STORE: Purchase "Ad-Blocker" DLC for $29.99?"]
    Kirito: Heh, heh, heh... Ah, I'm going to burn this f**ker to the ground.
    • He also lapses into a Tranquil Fury state again in Episode 3, after the mystery rare item that is said to be able to resurrect players turns out to be "A goddamn hat."
    • He's also disgusted that Grimlock would kill his own wife just because she wouldn't Stay in the Kitchen.
    • Asuna's use of Jive Turkey language to talk to Tiffany is very blatantly racist, but she feels like she's crossed the line when she asks Tiffany if he has cotton in his ears.
  • Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: Kirito, in the early episodes. At the start of his Character Development, he didn't even comprehend himself becoming (sorta) good. Case in point; when he experiences grief over other people's deaths he is unable to comprehend the emotion and confused to what caused it.
    Kirito: I've been having this weird pain in my chest. I was hoping this rare item might be able to fix it.
    Klein: Well, that's odd. What do you think caused it.
    Kirito: I guess it started right after I watched my entire guild get slaughtered. But I mean, I didn't take any damage, so that can't be it.
    Klein: (beat) Oh my god!
  • Evil Laugh:
    • Kirito does one at the end of Episode 2.
    • He does this again in Episode 4, after devolving into Laughing Mad after Rosalia hits his Berserk Buttons.
    • And again in Episode 5, when he mauls Gary to death as vengeance for his stupidity that led to the deaths of the rest of the Moonlit Black Cats.
    • Kuradeel has a very Large Ham version after paralyzing Kirito and Godfree.
    • The King of Ashes when he's ordering boiling oil for his prisoners.
  • Explain, Explain... Oh, Crap!:
    • What happens during the fight with Illfang during the second episode when it brings out an ōdachi instead of the talwar listed in the beta-tester's guide book. Instead of outright saying why it's bad that the weapon's an ōdachi instead of a talwar, Kirito proceeds to give a small lecture over the history of both weapons first, only getting to the point after Diabel is mortally wounded.
      Kirito: I was trying to say an ōdachi's a little bit longer than a talwar, so it'll have more reach, and do a bit more damage.
      Diabel: And why couldn't you say that first?
      Kirito: [fishing for a potion in his inventory] I like to think of myself as a teacher.
    • As Lisbeth is angrily trying to goad Kirito into going on a dangerous quest to obtain a rare metal, she suddenly realizes that in order to obtain said metal Kirito needs to be in a party with a Master Blacksmith, such as herself.
      Lisbeth: Oh No...
    • Kirito tries explains to Klein that he's not going to go help Corvatz and his men, only to realize that he's using the phrase "your fault", which triggers his Chronic Hero Syndrome.
    Kirito: Whatever happens to them, it's not our... [Beat] DAMMIT! [Rushes in to help.]
  • External Retcon: Gives a few explanations for a number of plot holes established in the original.
  • Face Doodling: Kirito does this to Asuna while she sleeps in Episode 5.
  • "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner: More specifically, the sword
    Rosalia: Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman.
  • Fan Boy: Kuradeel is one to Laughing Coffin, rather than an actual member. He's pissed at Kirito for giving them advice to sell out.
  • Fix Fic: Obviously not the main purpose, but the abridged series does change a few of the less popular elements of the original series, like Asuna's minor Distress Ball around Kuradeel, Kirito's zig-zagging status of being an antisocial loner note , and changing the "I forgot" explanation from Kayaba as to why he made SAO into a death game.
  • "Flowers for Algernon" Syndrome: Played for Laughs in Episode 8; after Asuna uses her maxed-out cooking skill to make a stew from an S-class ingredient (the highest tier of item) that becomes "literally the tastiest thing you could ever eat", both she and Kirito find that any other food they eat can't possibly compare and thus tastes like nothing to them.
    Kirito: My God... we Flowers for Algernon-ed our taste buds?!

    Kirito: It was like ash in my mouth, but damn was that filling.
  • Fluffy the Terrible:
    • Sheeptar the Sheep King: Who would expect such a stupid boss to climb walls and shoot out acid ... and kill twelve players?
    • Don Fluffles (a cat who learned to play the game) was the Don of the in-game mafia. Later he became a council member of the Knights of the Blood Oath, before betraying them and allying with the King of Ashes, despite being a seemingly ordinary cat ... named Fluffles.
  • Forced to Watch: How Yui describes what happened to her after the game began. Even Kirito is disgusted.
  • Freeze-Frame Bonus:
    • After Kirito logs in and discovers all the ads, one of them is a poster for Alfheim Online.
    • When the players finally face Illfang, one of the boss' minions has a pop-up error.
      Error: Sentinel_Shriek.wav not found.
    • When Kirito accidentally touches Asuna's boob, she hurls him until he hits a wall. The popup message (which was originally "Immortal Object") is changed to "Distance: 15 m / New Record!"
    • When Kirito tries to deny he has anything to do with the King of Ashes breaking the truce, he swipes away a message screen with as subject line "I will flay your fucking soul!!!"
    • When Kayaba shows the clip of the man's head exploding from Scanners in Episode 11, it's on YouTube with additional tabs showing Metacritic, Dolph Lundgren's IMDB page and Game Design for Dummies.
  • Foreshadowing:
    • The error message that pops up on one of the first boss's minions, and other glitches, suggest that SAO is still a work in progress.
    • Heathcliff sharing Kayaba Akihiko's habit of making references to films that no one else gets. This also ends up the key to Kirito Spotting the Thread.
    • Heathcliff's defense is so impregnable it earned him the characteristic-of-the-internet title 'Cheating Haxxor Faggot'. Whoever called him that was actually right. His defense is so impregnable because he really is cheating- He's Kayaba and he's using godmode to protect himself.
    • Kayaba calls deciding to lead a guild himself the worst mistake of his life, then amends that by saying "Well, second." At the end, he reveals that the whole players-dying-for-real thing was never part of a masterplan, but a Game-Breaking Bug.
    • Pina speaking Dovahzul and referring to Silica as 'Dovahkiin' turns out to be a pretty big clue Sword Art Online is a Bethesda game.
      • There are several other tidbits hinting at the identity of SAO's developer. When Tiffany jokingly refers to Kirito as The Chosen One in Episode 8, he adds "as was foretold by the scrolls", and line often used in The Elder Scrolls games.
      • Keita 'kidnapping' NP Cs by not finishing their quests is an often used tactic in the The Elder Scrolls and Fallout games. Likewise, him getting trapped by the NPCs blocking a door is a very well known problem in many of Bethesda's games.
    • In a meta sense, SWE's handling of Diabel's character Episode 2 hints at how they're going to handle Kayaba's, particularly his time as Heathcliff. Both go from a scheming, Manipulative Bastard to a generally nice person stuck in a horrible situation making a genuine effort to organize and help other players, but find their plans constantly waylaid by the rampant stupidity of most of SAO's player base. And both feel a kinship with Kirito, seeing him as the only other sane one in the game.
  • From Nobody to Nightmare: It is hinted at the end of episode 2 that Jeffrey may have started the Laughing Coffin Player Killing guild just because his hallucination of Jesus told him to "Kill Them All." The Stinger is the Laughing Coffin symbol with "Jesus Loves Me'' playing in the background.
  • Funny Background Event: While Kirito and Asuna are having a heart-to-heart at the end of Episode 6, Grimlock being beaten and killed by the hands of his former guild members can be faintly heard in the background.
  • Fun with Subtitles: There is a lot of extra amusing content hidden in the subtitles. For context, the following lines are exactly what the subtitles say (names and all):
    Silica: Aren't you gonna ask me what's wrong?
    Smart Kirito: Yeah, I'm not pullin' the pin on that grenade.
    Silica: You're right, I'm sorry. This isn't your fault.
    (Sachi PTSD flashback)
    Emotionally Traumatized Kirito: WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE GIRL?!
  • The Gadfly: Kirito has shades of this.
  • Game-Breaking Bug: Sword Art Online is in Obvious Beta, so there's a lot of In-Universe examples, along with more minor bugs like a specific set of circumstances making the 'teleport' animation look like the 'death' animation. Examples:
    • It is possible to make quest NPCs follow you forever by never completing the quest they're associated with. This even works on the Tutorial NPC. Keita uses this tactic to fill out his guild's number, though it also leads to their downfall due to Artificial Stupidity.
    • invoked Klein almost name-drops the trope (calling it a 'game-breaking glitch') when the Skull Reaper glitches out and dies shortly into the battle, not even opening up the exit for them.
    • Some of the side characters reveal that not only do the teleport crystals sometimes fail to activate, they sometimes have their users end up in a horribly mangled mess.
    • The thing about players dying when their avatars die? It was a bug created by Kayaba's sleep deprivation and panic in the face of a deadline. He was trying to play it all off as an intended feature while also using it to buy time in the real world to try and make his escape.
  • A God Am I:
  • Gone Horribly Right: Well, Rosalia did want to break Kirito's resolve with her limited understanding of human psychology. Too bad it worked a little too well, and ended up with Kirito going full Ax-Crazy on her and killing her.
  • Good News, Bad News: Keita tries to break it to the Black Cats gently:
    Keita: The good news is... we're in debt to the mob! No, wait, that's the bad news. Oh, so there is no good news!
  • Gratuitous Japanese: Kirito says "itadakimasu" as he bites into a sandwich, despite the fact that all the other Japanese is straight-up replaced with English.
  • Gratuitous Spanish: Corvatz, the leader of the Aincrad Liberation Front, speaks with a thick Spanish accent, employs some gratuitous Spanish, and even has his own Spanish guitar-flavored theme music. Lampshaded, as he's portrayed as a stock-Japanese player from Nagano who just happened to find a rare item that added the Spanish Guitar accents when he speaks, so he's playing it up for show — as commented upon by Asuna and a random ALF member.
  • Hanlon's Razor: EVERYONE trapped in ALO holds the Idiot Ball multiple times, even Akihiko Kayaba, whose sleep-deprived brain thought it would be a GREAT idea to hold everyone hostage to cover up a lethally Game-Breaking Bug.
  • Heroic Comedic Sociopath:
    • Kirito is this, big time, to the point that Klein straight up calls him a sociopath in the third episode.
    • Asuna as well, if burning down Lisbeth's shop is any indication.
  • Heroic B.S.O.D.: As in the original, Kirito after Asuna's Heroic Sacrifice. The Big Bad is disappointed that he's no longer putting up a decent fight.
  • Heroic R.R.O.D.: In Episode 8, Kirito fights the 74th Floor's boss with his undiscovered dual wielding ability. After fighting the giant goat demon while screaming about how much he hates the human race at the top of his lungs, he falls back and passes out, waking up to find Asuna worried about him.
  • Hero of Another Story: Invoked in episode 11. When Klein and Tiffany allude to an adventure where they find an axe, Kirito announces that he doesn't remember that.
  • Honest John's Dealership: Tiffany's shop. It's apparently become as much as a byword for poor quality and dishonest salesmanship in the world of SAO as used-car salesmen are in ours.
    Laughing Coffin ad: Boss won't get of your back? Girlfriend won't stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Tiffany sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite that you spend almost half your goddamn Col on it?! Have you considered Murder?
  • Hopeless with Tech: Asuna, in the beginning. She doesn't even know how to open the menu, which is literally a matter of life or death given that most of the interactions within SAO are done through the menu. How she managed to survive the first month is nothing short of a miracle, and the ending of episode two shows she still has no idea how to open the damn thing. Also, while she is a competent fighter and strategist, she obviously hasn't played MMOs before, having no idea what "XP" stands for, and thinking that "DPS" has something to do with sex. She eventually gets over it by Episode 5, in which she's shown leading the raid on Sheeptar.
  • How Do I Shot Web?:
    • Again, Asuna. She gets better, but at first her problems aren't with the game's combat engine, but with opening the menu. The most basic requirement for doing literally anything in the world of SAO, or any VMMORPG out there. Best evidenced in a flashback to where she tries to eat a bread loaf.
      Asuna: [exasperated] ...HOW DO I EAT YOU?!?!
    • Klein also has shades of this in the first episode, but this is justified in both that it's his first time using Nerve Gear, and that they're just discovering the "logout" button doesn't exist. Or, as he himself put it:
      Klein: C'mon man, it's Nerve Gear. I can't ALT+F4 this sh*t.
  • I Can See My House from Here: Asuna notes this toward the end as the levels of Aincrad are sluffing away.
  • Idiot Plot: In-Universe, Kirito says the only reason that Yolko and Kains' ridiculous and convoluted plan note  worked (at first) was because Schmitt's an idiot. Even Kains acknowledged that anyone with common sense would see right through it.
  • I Meant to Do That: Kayaba admits upfront to Kirito and Asuna that a great deal of his plans were completely cobbled together on the spot to make himself look like an evil mastermind, instead of someone who went completely crazy due to sleep deprivation and panicked by doubling/tripling/quadrupling down on what was happening.
  • Implausible Deniability: Kirito acts offended when Heathcliff immediately accuses him of being the reason the King of Ashes went berserk again... even as the King is screaming for the head of Kirito.
    Kirito: I mean, he could be talking about anyone.
  • Impossibly Delicious Food: In Episode 8, Kirito obtains an extremely rare ingredient, and Asuna uses her max-level cooking skill to prepare a meal with it. The combination ends up producing "literally the tastiest thing you could ever eat". As a result, every other food tasted terrible even if its flavour was still the same.
  • I Need a Freaking Drink: The narrator in episode 3, as the story keeps getting darker.
    Narrator: Eh... Christmas! Nobody kills themselves on Christmas, hehehe... Christ, I need more bourbon.
  • Inelegant Blubbering
    • Schmitt after witnessing Yolko's apparent death by what he thinks is Griselda's ghost—
      Schmitt: Soon [Griselda] will ride my bloated corpse up the river Styx and escape to the world of the living! And then, THERE'LL BE NO STOPPING HER! ''(hysterical sobbing of a broken man)''
    • Asuna after saving Kirito from Kuradeel—
      Asuna: I freaking hate you![...] You can't keep doing this to me! This is, like, the second time you almost died this week! You ever stop to think about how I feel? Maybe I almost wanna die once in a while?!? Make you cry! Ugggh, I'm such a girl!
      Kirito: Anyone ever tell you, you cry like a surly drunk?
    • Klein, after Kirito expresses that he regrets never joining his guild.
      Klein: [completely unintelligible crying noises]
      Kirito: "Lehflehfleh" indeed, buddy. "Lehflehfleh" indeed.
    • And finally, Kirito when the world of SAO ends and it's ambiguous whether he or Asuna will survive.
  • Infinity +1 Sword: In Episode 11, Kirito accuses Kayaba of cheating by, among other things, equipping himself with an Infinity+2 Sword.
  • Insane Troll Logic: Kayaba explains that the reason for the events of the story is he didn't want to get bad reviews from Metacritic. Kirito points out that he's more likely to get worse reviews from a game where people are killed deliberately rather than as a bug. Kayaba himself acknowledges the insanity, pointing out at the time he was sleep deprived enough that he believed that Mole Men ran the government, so he actually wasn't quite sane at the time.
  • Insult Friendly Fire: Though it's probably intentional, he calls Titan's Hand terrifying for people who think slimes are scary. Silica then exclaims "Have you seen their eyes? They have no soul!"
  • Interface Spoiler: Rosalia's ambush is foiled, because the nametag floating above her character is wider than the tree she's hiding behind.
    Kirito: Do my eyes deceive me? Tis the fabled word-tree of Gamagora! Font of human knowledge, and devourer of souls. Quickly, child, we must spirit away before — Oh my god, will you just come out already?!
  • Irony: Discussed in episode 10, including the proper definition, and why Thinker's situation doesn't qualify.
  • Ironic Echo Cut: In episode 4, Silica decides to form her own guild. It does not go well.
    Silica: Screw this! I don't need you! I'll form my own party. It's just gonna be me and Pina and it's gonna be awesome!
    [Cut to Silica fighting some monsters]
    Silica: This is not awesome! This is the opposite of awesome!
  • It's Popular, Now It Sucks: In-Universe. Kuradeel's rant about Laughing Coffin "selling out" sounds exactly like someone ranting about their favourite underground band making it big. Of course, Kuradeel does have a bit more reason to complain, because becoming famous and widely recognized is not very smart when you're a band of murderers whom everyone hates.
  • Jerkass: Kirito.
  • Jerkass Has a Point: Episode 11 reveals that Rosalia's accusation of Kirito being an Internet Tough Guy did actually get to him.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Kirito became this after having an all night talk with Sachi. However...
    • Subverted when Kirito found the final part of him that could care, and killed it forever after Sachi and the rest of his guild died. Though this is again subverted, once Silica reminds him that, without emotions, he cannot feel "the sweet taste of revenge!" Even though that's not what she had in mind when telling him that he needs to feel emotions.
    • Begins being played painfully straight in later episodes, when his traumatic Sachi-related PTSD starts guilting him into saving people from themselves. He even calls it out particularly well in episode 8.
      Kirito: You know something? I really hate people. They're selfish, ignorant, loud, obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean, really, look at all they've achieved: Genocide, global warming, reality TV; It's just a never-ending parade of failures and fuck-ups. They are, without question, a complete write-off as a species, and HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!
  • Jive Turkey: This is how Asuna always talks to Tiffany in an apparent attempt to bond with him. A miserably failed attempt, because Tiffany, quite realistically, despises it and by extension her.
  • Killed Mid-Sentence:
    Godfree: I mean, sure, this looks bad now. But given time, I think we'll all look back at this and— LAAAAAAAHHHH!
    Kuradeel: He he he he! What do you know? He was right! I'm laughing already.
  • Killer Rabbit: Sheeptar the Sheep King, who apparently managed to kill 12 players, yet everyone agrees it's a stupid boss.
  • Kindness Button: In the aftermath of Episode 3, Kirito has developed a particularly nasty emotional trigger that causes him to lapse from his Jerk Ass persona into actually caring about someone else' problems for a fraction of a second before relapsing, in the form of the phrase "Not your fault," or just "your fault."
  • Knight in Sour Armour: Kirito by the end of episode 8. As much as he HATES other people, he'll still fight to protect them.
  • Laughing Mad:
    • Kirito goes utterly nuts after one too many jabs from Rosalia. He repeats this with Gary, when he resurfaces in Episode 5.
    • Kuradeel after poisoning Kirito and Godfree, right before stabbing the latter in the chest.
    • Asuna ends up going into a similar state in episode 10 after Kirito corrects her on a grammar mistake, though that was more because she realized how badly she'd screwed up by agreeing to marry him.
  • Leeroy Jenkins: Par for the course, with SAO being an MMO and all. A lot of the background characters tend fall into this category under duress.
    Diabel: All right men, form up an—
    Random Player: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!
    [Zerg Rush ensues]
    Diabel: What?! NO! GOD DAMN IT GUYS!
    • Gets a namedrop in Episode 11.
      Kayaba: Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins!"? More than zero. Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating the species!
  • Lethal Joke Character: Sheeptar the Sheepking.
    Klein: If that thing hadn't already killed 7 of us, I'd say this was a really stupid boss.
  • Let Us Never Speak of This Again: Kirito and Asuna mutually agree that seeing Griselda's real ghost in Episode 6 never happened, as they both made fools of themselves by freaking out when they saw her.
  • Like an Old Married Couple: Kirito and Asuna. Even during boss battles.
  • Literally Shattered Lives: When players die, their bodies shatter into pieces.
  • Literal-Minded: Yui manages to give a harsh rebuke of Thinker's pacifist tendencies without ever directly attacking him, mostly by pointing out how his situation isn't "ironic".
  • Love Makes You Stupid: Yuriel's infatuation with Thinker leaves her a bit, shall we say, biased when it comes to evaluating his qualities.
  • Made a Slave: In exchange for his business advice, Laughing Coffin decides to spare Yolko, Schmitt, and Kains by giving them to Kirito as slaves. He's pretty happy about it, they aren't.
  • Malaproper: Before the Skull Reaper fight:
    Player: Waaaaaait. What if, this is like, one of those metamorphosis things the Commander was talking about? Like, the real boss is the demons within ourselves?
  • Mama Bear: Asuna becomes extremely protective of her adoptive daughter Yui, threatening to kill Thinker if Yulier does anything to her.
  • Medium-Shift Gag:
    • There's a cut to an in-universe YouTube video of "Subject Theta" (a real person, not animated) in Episode 1.
    • Episode 3 starts with a live action section about a person named Sir Jack Dapper:. There are occasional cuts to him throughout the rest of the episode for various jokes.
  • Metaphorgotten:
    • From episode 3:
      Sir Jack Dapper: And in time, Kirito found that he could almost tolerate [the Moonlit Black Cats], much like a fat man tolerates the tapeworms in his intestines. And like those tapeworms, that guild burrowed deep into his innards, and gorged themselves on his leftovers, until they began causing abdominal pain and diarrhea. I realize the metaphor is breaking down a bit here, but Granny Dapper didn't raise no quitters.
    • From episode 5, Kirito's Angrish during his Roaring Rampage of Revenge on the NPC that teleported out of the trap without the rest of the guild.
      Kirito: This is for Sachi! Choke on it! Choke on my vengeance! How does it taste?!
    • From episode 7:
      Lisbeth: Sir, either tell me your order, or I'll assume it's a knuckle ... sandwich ... with, like, a sword in it....
      Kirito: ... What?
      Lisbeth: I don't know: when I said "order", I started to think "restaurant", but then I remembered I run a blacksmith shop, and by then it was past the point of no return.... Can I help you?
      Kirito: Um, yes?
    • And
      Kirito: [to Lisbeth] What race gives you pink hair and freckles anyway? Did like, your Irish dad get his dick stuck in a cotton candy machine? Truly, theirs was a love that could never be. I'd see that movie. Sorry, what was I talking about?
  • Mugging the Monster: In Episode 4, where it's even Lampshaded by a Titan's Hand member that messing with Kirito may not be such a good idea.
  • Mundane Made Awesome: Apparently, SAO's blacksmithing requires playing a rhythm game, Space Invaders, and a fighting game all at once!
  • My Eyes Are Up Here: Parodied.
    Keita: Let me assure you, we could certainly use someone with your... [gazing at Kirito's Level 40 stat block] assets... mmhhhhmmm.
    Kirito: Hey! Hey! My eyes are down here!
  • My Kung-Fu Is Stronger Than Yours: As Kirito so aptly puts it after the Titan's Hand mooks can't land a scratch on him.
    Random Mook: I don't understand! We threw everything we had at him, how is he still standing?!
    Kirito: "How"?! Well, it's quite simple really. You see [to Rosalia], "Girlie," you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing, you didn't account for: my numbers [unveils Level 78 stats] are bigger than yours!
  • Mythology Gag: In episode 11, Kayaba said he went three weeks without sleep to finish the game and mistook Reki, the night janitor, for God. For those that are unfamiliar with the source material, Reki Kawahara is the name of the creator of SAO.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Sachi silently reminding Kirito about his promise to be less of an asshole when he's about to insult Keita's plan, making Kirito do a Last-Second Word Swap and literal Teeth-Clenched Teamwork instead. Unfortunately, Keita's plan really was stupid and ends up getting Sachi killed. Speaking of which...
    • With her Last Words, Sachi tries to reassure Kirito, saying "It's not your fault". But because of her bad internet connection, her words are distorted, and the "your fault" part gets looped in a terrifying Voice of the Legion. Naturally, this has a rather different effect on Kirito than intended.
  • Nice Job Fixing It, Villain!: Kirito's advice to Laughing Coffin about how to improve their careers as Psycho for Hire didn't seem intentionally bad, which makes it qualify as a villain's move on Kirito's part. But as it so happens, Laughing Coffin goes overboard with their PR campaign and shares their location and contact info with all players, leading a massive army of anti-P Ks right towards them.
  • No One Could Survive That!: Kirito fought Don Fluffles at some point off-screen and apparently sent him over a cliff. When he sees that Fluffles is alive and a member of the Blood Knight council he claims no one could've survived that fall. Fluffles answers with a meow, and Kirito admits he never would've thought of that.
  • No-Sell: The Titan's Hand guild couldn't outdamage Kirito's Regenerating Health, even when Kirito was just standing still and taking all their attacks.
    • Yui and Kayaba shrug off attacks due to being defined as Immortal Objects; the former because she's an integral game AI and the latter due to being the GM.
  • Oblivious to Love:
    • Kirito in episode 8 in response to Asuna's friendly greeting, though it's only partly Oblivious, partly incredulous.
    • Yui didn't seem to have noticed that Kirito and Asuna accepting her as their daughter went from an act to try and scare the other away to genuine affection. Even as she "dies" she tells them they don't have to pretend to love her anymore.
  • Obvious Beta: In-universe. SAO has numerous glitches like being able to take guest NPCs out of their quest area, teleport crystals that sometimes Tele-Frag the user, and bosses that can kill themselves. Even the real life deaths were due to a glitch, which the creator claimed was intentional because at the time, he would rather be seen as the Big Bad than as incompetent.
  • Only Sane Man: Kirito mainly, given that most of the other background/random players are complete idiots. Diabel also qualified, before his untimely demise, being the only one with any real drive to try and clear the boss room, rally the other players, and try to come up with workable strategies that wouldn't result in all of them getting brutally slaughtered. His exasperated order-barking during the battle with Illfang was not unlike that of a Raid leader trying to rein in a party of n00bs, with the same amount of success.
  • O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Kirito is highly suspicious when Asuna gives him a friendly welcome when he visits her house in episode 8.
    Kirito: This... thing you're doing where you seem genuinely pleased to see me. I was half expecting a suspiciously soundproofed warehouse on the outskirts of town with a shallow grave out back. But somehow, this is more unsettling.
  • Papa Wolf: Kirito lets Asuna do the threatening, but he has the same Death Glare expression as her.
  • Pass the Popcorn: Cited nigh word for word by Asuna, describing Kirito's usual response to human suffering.
  • Pet the Dog:
    • Even though Kirito threatens Lizbeth and makes fun of her for wearing a skirt in a mountain, Kirito gives her a cloak to keep her warm.
    • Before his duel with Kayaba, as part of his "If I don't make it..." speech, he asks Tiffany to tell Lizbeth he didn't actually named her sword "The piece of shit".
    • Kayaba intervening in the game after two thousand people died before clearing the first floor is because of this.
  • The Power of Love:
  • Precision F-Strike: Made possible by Kayaba/Taka disabling the profanity filter following his speech in the first episode. Given that this is the Internet and an MMO though, this was bound to happen regardless of whether or not it was bleeped out.
    • In fact, the very first words said after Kayaba disables the profanity filter are "We're fucked!"
  • Punch! Punch! Punch! Uh Oh...: When the Titan's Hand thugs are slashing at Kirito, he giggles madly with each strike they land on him.
  • Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: When Kirito says that if Tiff wants some of the rabbit he caught, he'd have to come by Asuna's place, Tiff's response was to claim it wasn't fair in increasing intensity, leading to this as Kirito and Asuna leave his shop.
  • Rage Breaking Point: After about an hour of being caught between Kirito and Asuna's pissing contest, almost losing her orphanage when they spontaneously decide that they own it, and not being able to get a word in edgewise throughout the whole thing, Sasha erupts into a screaming fit when Kirito decides to ask for her opinion. Also, he didn't know her name.
  • Rapid-Fire "No!": Kirito does this once he realizes what Lisbeth meant when she said she "had a guild."
    Lisbeth: Honestly, I haven't had this much fun since my... guild.
    Kirito: You have a guild? then why don't you hang out with them instead of going all cabin-fever in your shop all day.
    Lisbeth: I... had a guild.
    Kirito: What do you mean you—! Oh no. No no no no no no no—
    [Lisbeth starts telling Kirito about what happened.]
  • Read the Freaking Manual: InUniverse: When Tiffany learns no one read the strategy guide written by the beta testers.
    Tiffany: Did none of you read it?! It is literally a matter of life and death!
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: When Kirito has gone full crazy, his face darkens and his eyes glow an ominous red. You have a brief window of time to back off though, when his eyes shrink to the size of pinpricks in rage. It signals the start of nerd rage driven madness.
  • Reality Ensues: Yeah Kirito, you really should've checked for an IV or a catheter before trying to limp out the door when you woke up...
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Kirito delivers an epic one to all of humanity in episode 8. See Jerk with a Heart of Gold for said speech.
  • Reassigned to Antarctica: Done by Heathcliff during the peace talks with the King of Ashes.
    Kirito: Oh, I get it! You need me at the table, cracking jokes and breaking the ice? I got ya!
    Heathcliff: HAHAHA–No. God, no! I need to hide you under the biggest rock I can find!
  • Right for the Wrong Reasons: In episode 4, Rosalia attempts to give Kirito a Breaking Speech, calling him out for being an Internet Tough Guy. Technically she is correct, but given the fact that they are stuck in the game, Kirito very much can lord his stats over everyone.
    • In episode 5 Kirito tries to argue against sacrificing NPCs, only to spot the very NPC who left him and Sachi in a trap. The sight of Kirito's Roaring Rampage of Revenge is sufficiently gruesome that his fellow players agree anyway that it's really uncomfortable watching NPCs get brutally murdered.
  • Right in Front of Me: In Episode 11 the players start slagging SAO as a horribly designed game, which makes Heathcliff a.k.a. Kayaba suspiciously defensive and frustrated, leading to the latter's slip up and The Reveal.
  • Running Gag:
    • The best strategy people have is "Group up, and hit it till it dies."
    • Kirito's awareness to the number of women who tend to cry around him.
    • The "arson problem" that SAO suffers from, as addressed by Kirito in Episode 9.
  • Sanity Slippage: Five hundred hours without sleep would certainly convince anyone that Mole Men control the government, the janitor is actually God, and that it's a good idea to pretend that a glitch that results in player death was actually all a part of your nefarious plan. Right, Kayaba?
  • Sequel Hook: A meta-version. The end credits of the last episode of the Aincrad arc roll on an old fashioned video arcade with a Sword Art Online Abridged label on it. At the end of the credits, it shows a "Continue?" text and a countdown. The screen fades to black with only a few seconds left... and then the sound of a coin being inserted can be heard.
  • Sexophone: In episode 7, a sultry sax riff plays during the scene where Lisbeth fantasizes about Kirito.
  • "Shaggy Dog" Story: The timer on Pina's heart runs out just as Silica tries to resurrect him.
  • Shaped Like Itself: "Always remember: To jump, jump!"
  • Shooting Superman: After The Reveal of Kayaba's identity, that started with an "Immortal Object" message showing up when Kirito attacked him, another player attacks him and gets paralyzed immediately.
    Kayaba: You see, this right here is just a perfect little microcosm of the last two years. This fucking mastermind here, not two minutes ago, saw you try the exact same thing to no effect. Yet, by some Herculean leap in logic that we mere mortals may never hope to comprehend, he figured it'd totally work out if he did it.
  • Shut Up, Hannibal!: Kirito delivers a particularly awesome one to Rosalia before he kills her. Doubles as a Pre Mortem Oneliner as well.
    Kirito: [to Rosalia] I'm gettin' real tired of your first-year psych student bullshit.
  • Smug Super: Basically Kirito's M.O. throughout the series. He's a dick, and he's too high level for anyone to do anything about it.
  • Snark-to-Snark Combat:
    • Almost every interaction between Kirito and Asuna involves them being snarky to each other.
    • Kirito and Kayaba make snide jabs at each other prior to their final duel.
  • Snowball Lie:
    • Episode 10 has Kirito and Asuna both playing off each other with neither willing to admit that their marriage was a mistake. Not only do they keep lying to Yui that they're her parents, it escalates to the point that they end up buying an orphanage.
    • Episode 11 reveals the whole plot happened because Kayaba was just trying to cover up a mistake and his efforts snowballed out of control. Due to sleep deprivation while trying to meet the game's release deadline, he accidentally programmed in a bug that caused players to die if their avatar was killed. Everything just kind of escalated from there, as Kayaba, still deeply delusional from the aforementioned sleep deprivation, decided to try to pass this mistake off as completely intentional to save face. Him taking the players hostage and declaring the Death Game was an attempt to both do this and try to buy himself more time to come up with a better plan. Ultimately though, he failed to come up with anything and the situation completely spiraled out of his control from there.
  • The Sociopath: Subverted. Although he is often called one in-universe and is callous, merciless and pitiless, Kirito ultimately DOES have a conscience and does care about other people. No matter how much he might not WANT to.
    "[People] are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, and HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!"
    • Asuna is a closer example, but it is again subverted as it's shown she does genuinely love Kirito, felt honest remorse at the fact she had used Yui as a pawn, and felt honest grief at her death. Sociopaths are incapable of those things.
  • Soundtrack Dissonance: The moment Kuradeel's Badass Boast at the start of his duel with Kirito finishes, Kayaba overlays the battle with... Thunder and Blazes. This is lampshaded by Kirito, who comments that "even Kayaba thinks [the duel] is a clownshow."
  • Spotting the Thread: When Kirito references TRON in Episode 11, an already frustrated Heathcliff blurts out "Oh, now you've seen TRON!" Kirito notices the "now" in that statement and remembers who else referred to TRON and was annoyed that no one seemed to recognize it.
  • Stating the Simple Solution: Asuna asks why Kayaba didn't blame everything that went wrong on a hacker group that appropriated his image. Kayaba points out that he hadn't thought about that and wished he had.
  • Stay in the Kitchen: Exaggerated. Grimlock killed Griselda just because she didn't have dinner ready for him once, and he thinks this is a completely valid and sane reason for murder. Even Kirito is disgusted by this.
  • Spared by the Adaptation: One of the Black Cats members manages to survive... only to get killed two episodes later.
  • Spoofed with Their Own Words:
    • Lisbeth's Totally Radical dub line about the Elucidator being the "gnarliest sword you can get from a monster drop" is riffed on:
      Kirito: Did you just say "gnarliest"?
    • Kirito's request to Kayaba to prevent Asuna from killing herself should he loose their duel, is kept intact... but then:
      Asuna: Pfft! You think I would kill myself over you!? Oh, go suck a dick!
    • Kayaba's motivation for starting the Death Game in the first place, or rather his complete lack of any motivation, is also hung out to dry:
      Kirito: Now that you mention it, that was the one part of this I was never able to figure out. What exactly were your plans?
      Kayaba: Heheh, you know, it's funny. I don't even remember anymore...
      Kirito: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
      Kayaba: Hahahaha, oh my god, no! Could you imagine, two years and that's what I give you? Man, that'd be unsatisfying!
  • Stock Scream: One of the A.L.F. members getting crushed by Gleam Eyes lets out a Wilhelm's scream.
  • Surrounded by Idiots:
    • Pretty much the reason why Kirito is a solo player and a heartless bastard.
    • Tiffany becomes clued in on this in Episode 2 after he discovers how few people have read the manual for the game even after it becomes a matter of life and death, leading him to take advantage of the players' stupidity by selling them faulty weapons. A reason why he becomes one of Kirito's few friends is that the latter is one of the only people not dumb enough to fall for the scam.
    • Kayaba also believes this, which is why when he's exposed as Heathcliff, he takes the opportunity to give the other players a "The Reason You Suck" Speech, and is one of the reasons he can relate to Kirito.
  • Take That!:
    • Kayaba's introductory speech in Episode 1 mocks World of Warcraft, general MMO players, and EverQuest.
      Kayaba: Much like the World of Warcraft, none of you are here by choice anymore. Unlike WOW, however, you're being held here by me, not by your need to escape your empty f*cking lives.
      (later)
      Random Player: When was the last time you heard of someone beating EverQuest?
      Kayaba: When was the last time you heard of someone playing EverQuest?
      Random Player: ... That's fair.
    • Later shown in the list of acceptable losses to be sacrificed to defeat the first boss, Illfang the Kobold Lord, as listed in the guide book written by the beta-testers:
      "Good rule of thumb, if a player asks you for gold two seconds after meeting you, front lines. If they hijack conversations to rant about their political views, front lines. If they ask female players for pics of their boobs, front lines."
    • In Episode 3, the stupidity of the NPC Companions that Keita roped into the Moonlit Black Cats by not finishing their respective quests seems to be a stab at the short-comings of A.I. characters and 'bots in gaming, and the tendencies for their programming to either hinder progress or outright derail the gameplay and end in everyone getting killed.
    • Episode 4 seems to be one to people who think that learning a small amount of psychology (or any kind of "important" knowledge for that matter) automatically makes them an expert at it, and that it applies to real-life situations with little to no repercussions on their part. This takes the form of Rosalia, whose "first-year psych student bullshit" ends up being her undoing when she tries to use it to break Kirito.
    • Silica's quest to revive her pet involving a ludicrous amount of steps to complete (collect fifty flowers to trade for a gem back in town, which they'd give to a gate-keeper, which would unlock a dungeon where they would fight a series of bosses in order to get the real flower) is a jab at the repetitive nature of questing in MMORPGs and games in general.
      Silica: That's insane! Who would design a game this way?!
      Kirito: You don't play a lot of RPGs, do you?
    • In Episode 11, it's revealed that player death is actually a glitch but despite Kayaba asking for an extension on the release date, the publisher insists that no one would notice a few glitches in a huge open world game. The publisher? Bethesda.
    • Kayaba pretends to have forgotten why he trapped everybody in the death game, then proceeds to laugh and say that would have been an unsatisfying answer to get after two years. In the original show, that's actually what happened.
    • The titular Sword Art Online that the show takes place in is mocked on several occasions for not being that great of a game outside of its tech demo aspects.
  • Take That, Audience!: Kayaba/Heathcliff to his players.
    Kayaba/Heathcliff: Alright, Now that I have your ears, aswell as your spines, allow me to indulge myself for a moment and tell you what every content creator has always wanted to say to their audience... ahem, FUCK, ALL YA'LL!
  • Talking Is a Free Action:
    • Subverted, as Diabel found out when Kirito was giving him a needlessly long lecture on the boss' weapons in the middle of the boss battle.
    • Rosalia also got this in episode 4 when she was trying to lecture Kirito. After getting tired of her "first-year psych student bullshit," Kirito kills her.
  • Tech Demo Game: In-Universe. The game Sword Art Online is an Obvious Beta that exists largely as a launch title to sell the Nerve Gear.
  • Tele-Frag: Episode 11 reveals this will occasionally happen with teleport crystals due to a glitch.
  • They Wasted a Perfectly Good Sandwich: When Kirito states he knows who Griselda's killer is, Asuna stamps her foot. The tremor causes Kirito's sandwich to drop and explode.
    Kirito: My sandwich! [falls to his knees] It was innocent!
    [beat]
    Asuna: [concerned] Kirito, are you gonna—
    Kirito: Shh! I must grieve.
  • Title Drop: The title of the original episode 7, as Liz wakes up and fantasizes about Kirito:
    Lisbeth: ... It was at that moment that I learned the temperature of the heartWhat am I doing?! Stop it, STOP IT!
  • Too Dumb to Live: Most players except the main characters really don't seem to be taking the game seriously enough, given its life and death stakes. This was a problem in the original series too. Here it's Played for Laughs, and often results in appropriate rebukes from whomever is holding the Sanity Ball.
    Kirito: I'm sorry, am I the only one in this damn game who understands how aggro works!
    • Thinker went into a peace talk in a dungeon without any weapons or a warp crystal. Even the Literal-Minded Yui points out how stupid that was.
    • Lampshaded by Heathcliff, When a player attacks him and fails, Another quickly leaps into action hoping for different results. He is not amused.
      Heathcliff: I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible. And you just keep one-upping each other!
  • Tranquil Fury: Kirito can lapse into this in a more level-headed and sane mindset, though pushing one or more of his Berserk Buttons will cause him to go Laughing Mad.
  • Troll: Asuna wanted half of the rare item that Kirito got, but since it's only one item, Kirito finally offers to give it to her, but Asuna is unable to accept. Why? Kirito told her to open the menu, knowing she had no idea how to.
    • In Episode 8, Kirito says to Tiffany (Agil in canon) that he can have some of the rabbit meat... if he comes over to Asuna's place.
  • Understatement: After Kayaba's rant about the idiot players who ignore his strategies and blame him for all their problems—
    Player: Well to be fair sir, you are responsible for at least a few them.
  • The Unfettered: Kirito declares he became this at the end of episode 3. But episode 4 already shows the first cracks in that façade, and episode 8 destroyed it.
  • Unhand Them, Villain!: The (prone) Godfree asking Kuradeel (standing over him) to "put the sword down".
  • Unspoken Plan Guarantee: Sachi runs into the bad side of this trope during their guild's ambush.
    Sachi : It's okay, we'll just grab one of the teleport Crystals from Gary?
    Kirito: Who the fuck is Gary?!
    Gary: We must save my family! [teleports out alone]
    Sachi : That was Gary.
    Kirito: Of course it was!
    Sachi : No, no, no, it's fine! Charlie's got a bunch of health potions.
    Kirito: Which one's Charlie? [a guild member dies] Nevermind, I got it.
    Sachi : Well, we still— [last guild member dies]
    Kirito: Oh god, STOP!
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom:
    • Bethesda insisted that Sword Art Online be pushed out at the deadline. This led to the introduction of Game Breaking Bugs such as player death.
    • Keita taking the tutorial NPC for his guild led to its fair share of player deaths since the players who did not want to indulge in the beta players' guide could not learn how to play the game.
  • Verbal Tic: The NPC Companions in the Moonlit Black Cats. All they can say is dialogue from their specific quest-lines. Two are regular quests, while one is from the tutorial. Kirito identifies Gary by his in Episode 5 and proceeds to brutally kill him.
    Gary: We must save my family!
    Charlie: The bandits are coming!
    • Corvatz has a rare item that causes a Spanish guitar to accent him when he speaks.
  • Video Game Cruelty Potential:
    • Keita takes advantage of the fact that the NPC Companions for the quests in the game have to stick with them until their specific quest is completed to basically turn them into slaves by never finishing said quests and thus making them the bulk of the Moonlit Black Cats. However, their aforementioned Artificial Stupidity ends up being the guild's undoing, as well as his own.
    • Episode 4 opens with Rosalia arguing with Silica to let her skin Pina just so she can upgrade her Leatherworking skill!! Yes, apparently, you can use your pets in SAO as emergency ingredient items for boosting your own stats. Screw emotional attachments, I need dragonskin leather pants!
      Kirito: She's right, you know. Dragon Leather is surprisingly comfortable.
    • Kirito objects to cruelty against NPCs... until he hears the voice of the NPC that left his guild to die.
  • Viewer-Friendly Interface: Sometimes shows up when the game does something that it didn't do in the original.
    • In episode 1, the dialog box that prompts Kirito to buy the Ad-Blocker DLC is twice as tall as him.
    • Episode 4 has the game vocally announcing "Item has expired!"
  • Viewers Are Goldfish: In-Universe, after Kayaba paralyses the player who tried to attack him.
    Kayaba: Now, I trust that the rest of you good people have enough pattern recognition not to follow in this man's footsteps. Oh, wait, no, that's goldfish. I'm thinking of goldfish! Yeah, better play it safe. [Paralyses everyone]
  • We Have Reserves:
    • The strategy suggested in the guide book for dealing with Illfang the Kobold Lord in Episode 2 is basically this. Kinda grim, given that the weaker players suggested to be used as cannon-fodder are actual people. Although, to be fair, when the guide book was written, killing the noobs was simply dickish, not outright murder. That didn't start until the game's official launch.
    • Aincrad Liberation Front also has this strategy to take down floor boss. With attitude of Leeroy Jenkins and keep pressing clearly tired members to battles.
    • Most players have this attitude for NPCs as suggested in episode 5. They planned to use NPCs as bait in battle. To be fair, the NPCs are capable of negligent homicide via Artificial Stupidity...
  • Welcome to Corneria: The NPC in the Moonlit Black Cats guild. Gary even keeps repeating his "We must save my family!" line, albeit a bit more panic-y, while Kirito is enacting a Roaring Rampage of Revenge on him.
  • Wham Line: From a comedic standpoint, Kayaba's reveal for the company that rushed him to complete SAO, leading to the glitch that ended up killing players when they died in-game.
    Kayaba: Fucking Bethesda.
    • In a similar vein, we have the earlier line "I did this because of Metacritic."
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Yui describes Kirito and Asuna as "the most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes upon, less people than a loose collection of character flaws," specifically citing the fact that they used her as a pawn in their mutual attempts to get the other to admit that they had rushed their relationship because neither wanted to back down first.
    • Kayaba refers to Kirito and Asuna as "the dictionary definition of 'lesser of two evils'."
  • Who Writes This Crap?!: Diabel towards the beta tester's strategy guide for newbies. He could just about manage the Zerg Rush tip mentioned below, but...
    Diabel: Now, it goes on to say that when Illfang's health goes into the red, he's going to switch from his axe and buckler to something called a talwar. At that point we should initiate a strategy called "The Final Solution" and I'm just gonna stop reading! Jesus, who wrote this?
    Kirito: Hehehehehehe.
  • Why Can't I Hate You?: Kirito towards all of humanity, and his fellow players in particular, in his epic rant in episode 8.
  • "World of Cardboard" Speech: Kirito gets a pretty fantastic one in Episode 8 when he realizes that he's actually starting to care about people despite his misanthropy and near-sociopathy towards them beforehand. It winds up backfiring on him when the rest of the players start to see him as a Hero when at best he is a Nominal Hero and doesn't want the attention.
    Kirito: You know something? I really hate people! They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean really, look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and fuck ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, and how dare you make me care about them!
    • Kirito's speech in episode 11 is longer and more subdued, but makes a very satisfying conclusion to his character arc nonetheless.
  • Wrong Name Outburst:
    • Kirito calling Lisbeth by Sachi's name.
    • Parodied in Episode 9, where Asuna thinks it's this when Kirito calls out "Suck it, Rosalia!" as they're having sex.
  • Yandere: In episode 7, Asuna gradually shows this as she sees Lisbeth flirting with Kirito, paramounted with her whispered threat.
  • Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: Godfree generally speaks as if he came out of one of Shakespeare's plays as part of his persona as The Roleplayer. Kirito and Kuradeel find it irritating.
  • You Called Me "X"; It Must Be Serious: Whenever Kirito calls Klein a.k.a. BallsDeep69 by the former name instead of some variation on the latter, it's a sign that he's having a heart-of-gold moment.
  • You Have Researched Breathing: Judging by the way she mentions it, Lisbeth has this attitude to Kirito's Dual Wielding skill.
  • Your Approval Fills Me with Shame: And fear and disgust.
    Silica: I'm grateful for your help, but... you're, like, the worst person I ever met.
    Kirito: Is that your play here, huh? Make me feel feelings so you can cut me down a peg? That cuts deep, kid. But I respect that.
    Silica: Yeah, that's kind of the problem.
  • Your Head Asplode: Kayaba's "dumbed-down" explanation for what happens if you die in the game. Even complete with video footage from Scanners! When called out for his identity, Heathcliff shows the same clip.
  • Zerg Rush: The primary strategy suggested for beating the first boss. It is also brought up in episode 8 with the Aincrad Liberation Force employing this. And apparently, according to Heathcliff/Kayaba, this is the only strategy the players of SAO are capable of.


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