Dude, Not Ironic

Irony is not coincidence.
"The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention! Now THAT... IS... irony!"
Bender, Futurama

A character wrongly declares some situation to be ironic, and another character corrects them.

Often, irony seems to be something just not everyone can grasp.

Compare to You Keep Using That Word and Sarcasm-Blind.

Examples:

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    Film 
  • In the movie Reality Bites, Lelaina was refused a job because she was unable to define irony. She then complains to Troy that nobody knows what it means, and he promptly replies with a clear and succinct definition.
    • Though it seems even Troy doesn't know what it is, since his definition "when the actual meaning is the complete opposite of the literal meaning" is contradictory to the point of bordering on paradox.

    Literature 
  • A running gag in Discworld regarding dwarves is that they are so straightforward, serious, and unimaginative that they think that irony means "something like iron." It actually did once: look here and scroll down to the second entry.
  • In Jam by Ben Croshaw, the central gag of the Bagmen living in a mall is that their group was founded by a bunch of young people on some survivalist internet forum, who constantly misuse the term irony due to Memetic Mutation. Tim eventually calls them out on this while campaigning to become their new leader.

     Live Action Television 
  • Shawn from Psych in one episode.
    Gus: That's not irony, Shawn.
    • And in another episode of Psych:
      Shawn: That's ironic, right?
      Gus: What's ironic is that you have to keep asking me what irony is.
  • Jason Alexander as host of Saturday Night Live hosted the Show Within a Show "Tales of Irony," during which he complained that none were ironic.
  • An episode of King of Queens had Doug call something ironic and Arthur insist that that's not what irony is. At the end of the episode, Arthur wakes Doug up in the middle of the night claiming he looked up ironic in the dictionary, and admits he was wrong: he thought "ironic" meant "made entirely of iron".
  • From Blackadder:
    Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
    Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
  • Just Shoot Me!, "When Nina Met Elliot". After Nina realizes that she was the one who ran Elliot over that day he was going to propose to her girlfriend, the following exchange occurs:
    Nina: You know what's ironic? The same day I ran Elliot down, is the same day I ruined his life forever.
    Maya: That's not ironic, that's what happened!
    Nina: So true.
    • And later, after Elliot's attempt to reunite with the girlfriend turned into a fiasco:
      Elliot: It's ironic, but you running me over that night may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.
      Nina: Elliot, that's not ironic, that's what happened.
  • Inversion from Castle: Castle and Beckett are able to identify a murderer because he sends someone to retrieve the victim's mail, which contains evidence that points to him as the killer. Beckett notes that it's ironic that the murderer's efforts to cover for himself got him caught, since the cops weren't planning to check the victim's mail and would never have found the evidence. Castle immediately thanks her for using the word ironic correctly.
    • In another example Castle has this comment for a suspect whose shrink was murdered
    Castle: It's a common mistake, but it's not ironic that Dr. Cosway's not here for you to lean on. It's just simply tragic. It would be ironic if her death made you feel better.
  • An episode of the short lived series "The George Wendt Show" contains an example. When someone said something sarcastic, George responded as if he took him seriously. Someone else then said condescendingly, "He was being ironic," to which George replied, "Actually, he was being sarcastic. But it's ironic that you didn't know that."

     Music 
  • The page's image comes from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Word Crimes" accompanied with the lyrics:
    You better
    figure out the difference
    irony is not coincidence

     Stand-up Comedy 
  • Many comedians (in particular Irish comic Ed Byrne) observed that the Alanis Morissette song "Ironic" did not contain a single thing that was ironic, but that may be the point of the song. Herbert Lindenberger, professor of comparative literature and English at Stanford, went on NPR to explain that the Morisette song had perfect examples of situational irony and cosmic irony. So apparently, it's pretty (drumroll please) ironic when people claim that the examples in the song are not ironic. According to people who are a lot more educated than most of us.
  • One of Jon Lajoie's many rapper personas (from "WTF Collective") is MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is. He really, really doesn't.

     Web Comic 
  • In this strip of The Non-Adventures of Wonderella, Wonderella receives an ironic curse that isn't. And then another curse that isn't a curse at all.
  • From Homestuck:
    uu: HOW VERY IRONIC. THAT A LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE. uPON YOuR WILLINGNESS TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
    uu: THE VERY PORNOGRAPHY. WHICH YOu HAVE SPENT A LIFETIME DRAWING. IN YOuR SPARE TIME. BECAuSE YOu PRESuMABLY ENJOY DOING SO.
    TT: How is that ironic?
    • TT has a personal stake in this; if there's one thing the Strider boys are totally sincere about, it's irony.
  • In Allen The Alien, Bonnie says that she is so "ironic". Somebody offscreen points out that that's not what irony is. She says instead that she's "unironic, vain, unironivain, vainunironic".
  • Sluggy Freelance, in the superhero parody filler story "Stick Figure Tails of Cotton":
    Dr. Ironologue: The irony! To be crushed by a giant gorilla... on my birthday!
    Science Guy: That's not ironic.

     Web Original 
  • In the season 2 finale of Red vs. Blue, one character commented on the irony of the situation the cast had found themselves in, which unfortunately sparked a two-hour (off-screen) argument about whether the situation fit the definition of "ironic." The opening lines to the discussion produces several examples of things which which aren't ironic, including this gem from Caboose:
    "I think it would be ironic if we were all made of iron."
  • Dave, the Inner Hipster of Film Conscience.
    "You're missing the point, man. Was Plan 9 purposefully ironic? Troll 2? The Room? What do those movies have in common?"
    "You have a T-shirt for each of them?"
    "Well, yeah. That."

     Western Animation 
  • In Frisky Dingo, when former billionaire Xander Crews winds up homeless, the documentarian says it's ironic how he's now living in cardboard boxes produced by the company he used to own. Xander says that's not what irony means, while the documentarian replies that that's exactly what irony means.
  • A running gag in the Futurama episode "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings" is Bender correcting the Robot Devil on his use and abuse of the word "irony".
    Bender (reading from the dictionary): "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention" Now that IS irony
    • However, the first instance of the Robot Devil's use of irony is actually a form of situational irony. You think the wheel is going to land on Bender's name, but it hits the Robot Devil's instead: Bender's statement "It's not ironic, it's just coincidental!" is not only incorrect as it is in fact ironic, but it is not coincidental. However, Bender is still correct from his point of view, since the characters had no inclination on where it was going to land, and without narrative causality, it was just a coincidence.