"When someone says 'We've got people everywhere', you expect it to be hyperbole! Lots of people say that. Florists use that expression. It doesn't mean that they've got somebody working for them inside the bloody room!
It is a staple of fiction, and indeed casual dialog, to exaggerate when describing something. Everyone has heard it before: "I'm gonna hit you into next week!" "I'm the biggest baddest guy in town!" "He's the size of a house." We all know the people saying these things don't actually mean what they're saying. They're just using dramatic flair, that's all. It enhances the conversation or makes it funnier. So when the Mighty Glacier
tells his opponent that he's about to be punched through a wall, he can't actually do what he just said.
Unless he then proceeds to do exactly what he just said.
That's where this trope comes in. Not Hyperbole
is when exaggerations and hyperboles that we've all become used to in conversation is neither exaggeration or hyberbole. The character means exactly what he just said and nothing less and usually proceeds to prove it.
Usually part of a Badass Boast
. See also Literal Metaphor
. Literal Ass Kicking
is a subtrope. "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer
is a common variation. It's pronounced "Hy-per-bo-lee," not "Hyper-bowl".
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Anime & Manga
- Alice will often follow through on her implausible threats, for instance when she stuffed Asok into his own shirt sleeve and punted him into the ceiling.
- She's also promised to "punch someone into next week" (or next <insert day of week here>), only for the last panel to show them emerging from a time portal. Several times.
- In another she threatened to punch a man so hard he'd have to drop his pants to say hello. The past panel shows a pair of arms sticking out of the top of a pair of pants, and Dilbert and Wally wondering what that odd "Melp, melp!" sound is.
- Garfield once kicked Odie into next week. True enough, Odie didn't appear until the following Monday, when he fell on Garfield.
Films — Live-Action
- Used and lampshaded by M in Quantum of Solace, for the sheer Refuge in Audacity, as per the quote above. For context: Bond drags in a bad guy at the beginning of the movie who is resistant to interrogation. When the bad guy smugly informs Bond that, "Well, one thing you should know is that we have people everywhere," one of M's personal bodyguards pulls out his weapon and tries to assassinate her.
- In The Chronicles of Riddick, when a couple of guards harass Riddick's friend Kyra, Riddick calmly informs one that he can kill him with a tea cup. And then he does. Next, he holds up a key to a sardine tin and puts it down meaningfully in the same place where the tea cup was — and the other two get the hell out of there.
- From the John Ritter film Hero at Large, Steve is talking to his agent Marty about Marty not getting him any stage work (instead of all the commercials he's doing).
Marty, how much can you do with, "That's what I call beer"? Marty, get me a play, any play. Marty:
It's not like you never had one. Last summer, Shakespeare in the Park. Steve:
I carried a spear
. Marty, that's a joke. When an actor says he carried a spear, he doesn't mean he carried a spear. I. Carried. A spear.
- Hancock goes to prison and tells some prisoners to leave him alone or "your head is going up his ass". They don't leave him alone. The first one's head goes up the second one's ass. It is humiliating.
- The Watch: Bob threatens to rip his daughter's boyfriend's dick out with his bare hands. During the climax of the film he does just that. The boyfriend is an alien, and that's where his brain was.
- The Nutty Professor
- Dean Richmond provides a memorable example in the Eddie Murphy remake:
Dean Richmond: You won't. I know you won't. As a matter of fact, I know you're going to be perfect! Do you know how I know all these things? I know them because if you're not perfect, nevermind the yelling, the screaming and the firing. If anything goes wrong, for any reason... I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply until you pass away.
- Buddy threatens him with an Ironic Echo near the end of the movie.
- Kick-Ass 2: Mindy states at one point that she can kill a man with his own finger. As Black Death finds out the hard way during the final fight, she's not kidding. So when she says she is going to feed a guy his own dick, that is also true.
- In Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Grandpa Potts at first assumes that the Baron's threat to "stuff [his] head with cauliflower and feed it to the ducks" if he can't reinvent his son's car is either a joke or an exaggeration. However, the other scientists in the lab assure him that the Baron's threats are never jokes, giving some unpleasant descriptions of what he's done to them. (A very tall scientist there claims he was a midget before they started using a stretch rack on him.)
- The Wolverine features such a scene when Logan finds Noburo in his underpants with a pair of strippers.
Logan: You've got ten words to explain to me what you're doing, and if I don't like your answer, you're going straight out that window.
Noburo: You really have no idea what is going on—
(Logan punches Noburo in the nose with his adamantium fist)
Logan: How many words was that?
Logan: Nine. (leans in to Noburo's face) One word.
- In The Micallef Program, Shaun introduces a guest with "My next guest needs no introduction" and then stares silently into the camera for a beat before the guest walks onstage.
- There are some people who will claim that they're older than God. Death might actually be telling the truth. (Maybe. Neither Death nor God can remember anymore.)
- Similarly, in "Dark Side of the Moon", Dean tells the men who are about to kill him that he'll come back and kill them. Sure enough.... Of course, Dean had already pulled that trick once before, and he knew that the angels wouldn't let them stay dead for long.
- In Arrested Development Lucille is one of the world's worst drivers. Her clip from World's Worst Drivers showed her responding to a space she might have had to parallel park into by driving in vertically, leaving her car covering half the road.
- In one episode of Parks and Recreation, Ron goes into a diner and asks the waiter to give him "all the bacon and eggs you have." When the waiter starts to leave, Ron stops him and adds:
Ron: I'm worried that what you heard was, "give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "give me all the bacon and eggs you have."
- Babylon 5:
- Londo claims about G'Kar. "I will kill him one day." Without prompting, he explains it isn't a threat, it isn't him being annoyed. Centauri have prophetic dreams. He knows that they will die strangling each other. Years later, they do. Although it doesn't go the way we originally thought it would.
- Marcus makes a Badass Boast when trying to get some thugs to talk, and then follows through on it when the thugs remained silent:
Marcus: Because if you don't, then in five minutes I'll be the only person at this table still standing. Five minutes after that, I'll be the only person in this room still standing. So, who's in?
(five minutes and a room full of senseless, drooling thugs later)
Marcus: Bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up!
- The words, "I'll never leave you, Delenn, not if the whole universe stood between us," read as textbook Romantic Hyperbole, right? Yeah, not when you're John Sheridan. The universe does, and he doesn't.
- An interesting inversion, a Not Understatement / Not Sarcasm Mode, if you will: In Sherlock (a reimagination of the Sherlock Holmes mythos in the 21st century), the first episode has John Watson being kidnapped and confronted by an upperclass gentleman who casually refers to himself as "the closest thing to a friend that [Sherlock] is capable of having: An enemy. He would probably call me his Arch-Enemy." He offers to put Watson on his payroll in exchange for information on Holmes' movements, since "I worry about him... constantly." All of this screamed Professor Moriarty to the well-read viewer, only for us to learn at the end of the episode that the shadowy figure is, in fact, Mycroft Holmes — Sherlock's older brother.
John: So, when you say you're concerned about him... you really are concerned?
Mycroft: Yes, of course.
John: And when you said it's a childish feud... it really is a childish feud?
- On Everybody Hates Chris, Chris imagines his mother slapping him into next week by showing the family at dinner with him missing. When asked where he is, his mother answers she "slapped him into next week. He'll be back on Tuesday"
- In How I Met Your Mother, whenever anyone asked Barney what his job was, he'd only respond with a dismissive "Heh, please." In the final season, it's revealed that Please is literally his job title, and his job description is an acrostic of it. Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
- On Frasier, the title character's devious agent brags about her relationship with the station's negotiator.
: Oh, we go way back, the Hammer and I. I know where the bodies are buried. (beat
) Usually that's just a metaphor.
- Duke Nukem 3D:
- The second boss fight has Duke threaten to "tear off [his] head and shit down [his] neck." Successfully beating the boss leads to a cutscene where he actually does it.
- He does it again with the third boss, saying "The last thing going through your mind will be my size 12 boot.". He then proceeds to punt the Cyclopean Emperor's eye as an American football through the goal posts.
- In Iji, one Komato is named "Iosa The Invincible". This is, as she will tell you outright, a title she earned. Among other things, the shield that surrounds her body was powerful enough to survive a planet-busting Alpha Strike. You can only ever harm her by hacking into her shields and deactivating them.
- In The Secret of Monkey Island, Guybrush claims he can hold his breath for 10 minutes. When he finds himself trapped underwater if the player waits exactly 10 minutes he will drown.
- Planetary Annihilation clearly is just a continuation of Total Annihilation, showing that it's more about planets now, right? Wrong players can have great fun completely annihilating celestial bodies.
- in Off, the first boss Dedan boasts: "I'm the guardian of zone 1! It ain't nothing without me!" If you try to enter the zone after beating him, you'll find yourself in an empty landscape, void of color and (mostly) void of life. Enoch later confirms that the death of a Guardian causes his Zone to fade.
- In an early season of Red vs. Blue, Church recounts a time when Tex pulled out an enemy's skull and then beat him to death with it. Naturally, upon hearing this, Tucker declares, "What? That doesn't seem physically possible!" to which Church replies: "That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming." And sure enough...
- In One Ring to Rule Them All, Sauron tells Wayne the goblin that he'll get a job as an evil henchman in 5 seconds. Literally.
- The Order of the Stick:
- Named for Lien's little speech:
My parents were fishermen. When I was a little girl, I stood right here and learned how to clean the fish that they caught. I'm telling you this so that you know that when I say that if you take one more step, I will gut you like the catch of the day
— IT IS NOT HYPERBOLE!
- In another strip, when Heroic Comedic Sociopath Belkar says, "I am going to rip off your stupid bug head and piss down your neck hole!", he happens to be serious.
- It appears that one of these was the last straw in the marriage of Elan's parents.
Tarquin: You sound like your mother. "Oh Tarquin, you jerk! When you said that you would liquefy every man in the tavern if one of them grabbed my butt again during my shift, I didn't think you meant it!"
- When two people in Books Don't Work Here talk about how you should still be polite while playing God here, it's practical advice.
- Used in Questionable Content. One person says it's hyperbole, the other insists it isn't.
- Tagon from Schlock Mercenary does this:
Tagon: You know, for all I've threatened to do it in the past, this is the first time I've actually torn someone a new one with my bare hands.
- In Girl Genius, when Dr. Sun threatens to dismantle a battlemech with his bare fists, he means it.
- In Mindflayed the halfling just had to ask the wrong question◊. Or a horribly right question, depending how you look at it.
"...Would it be an understatement to say I was being sarcastic??"
- Used in Bob the Angry Flower to end a confrontation.
- Shortpacked!: When your boss has the ability to somehow resurrect dead historical figures, conversations can get a little awkward.
Ethan: I can't talk right now, Christmas shoppers are trampling Jesus. Manny, that's not a metaphor, Christmas shoppers are literally tramping Jesus.
- Though it does not actually happen in this case, Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire has the Prime Mover warn a local Intrepid Reporter that, if she should ever so much as think about revealing the secrets of the events that had transpired that day, her head would explode. This threat is, with good reason, taken entirely at face value.
Hyraxx: You're joking, right? I can't control my thoughts.
Prime Mover: I recommend a lobotomy.
- Whateley Universe: Several early stories had people joking about how one of these days someone would make Phase mad and suddenly the national economy would strike back. Turns out that was never a joke. In 'Ayla and the Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy 6' Phase gets angry enough to sic the patent law departments at every single electronics company on two mad scientists who pissed him off, just to bankrupt them. He only calls it off because a friend came up with a nastier plan - namely unleashing a whole bunch of other angry Mad Scientists.
- The Angry Beavers episode "Same Time Last Week" focuses on Dagget annoying his brother Norbert. Norb threatens to punch Dag into last week, and he does... Only for Dagget to start annoying him all over again. It goes on and on, until finally when trying avoid annoying Norb, he ends up getting punched into prehistoric times.
- On an episode of Codename: Kids Next Door, Cree threatens to turn the treehouse upside down if Numbuh One doesn't tell her where her sister is. He tells her he'd like to see her try. Cut to the treehouse literally turned upside down and Numbuh One stating he didn't think she could actually do it.
Nathan: Aw man, I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers.
(cut to a bar)
Nathan: I need a hundred beers. Exactly. Exactly one hundred. Thank you.
- Inverted in the American Dad! episode "Moon Over Isla Island", where Roger has been duped into disguising himself and standing in for the dictator of an island nation, mistakenly thinking he's simply in costume and the Presidental palace he is staying in is simply a 5-star hotel. When he is served dinner he doesn't like he describes in detail how the chef should be mutilated and killed, and unbeknownst to him his "order" is carried out.
- In Madballs: Escape from Orb, after Bruise Brother (one of Commander Wolfbreath's goons) makes fun of her hair, Freakella says she'd like to pound him flat, fold him into a paper airplane, and send him flying into an open garbage can. Later in the cartoon she does exactly that.
- In the very first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Rainbow Dash tells a skeptical Twilight she can clear the sky in ten seconds flat. If you time the clearing sequence, it takes her exactly ten seconds.
- Looney Tunes, "Muscle Tussle": Daffy Duck loses his girlfriend to a strong duck who threatened to pound Daffy's head so far down, he would need to unbutton his shirt to eat. The muscle-head proceeds to make good on that threat.
- Tom and Jerry: Spike the bulldog once threatened to skin Tom alive if Tom ever bothered Tyke again. At the end of the story, Tom was wearing a Bankruptcy Barrel while Spike, Tyke and Jerry were sleeping on a rug made of his skin.
- In an episode of The Smurfs, the Trokkle King has an advisor, who he never listens to. When the advisor gets upset and complains that there's no point in a king even having an advisor if he never listens to advice, the king thinks that makes sense — and fires the advisor. Realizing he made things worse, the advisor fools the king into abdicating his throne to Brainy Smurf... But Brainy not only won't listen to his advice, he won't listen to anyone, so now all the trokkles decide to overthrow him. When the original Trokkle King finds out about this, he gets frightened and warns the other smurfs, because he knows that when the trokkles overthrow a king, they throw him over a cliff, literally.
- In The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode "The Retroville 9", during Jimmy's team's rematch against Butch's team Butch threatens that if Jimmy hits the next ball he'll eat his hat. After Jimmy hits the ball he does exactly that, saying that it's actually not bad.
- In a similar vein to the above, in The Simpsons episode "Ned 'N Edna's Blend" when Flanders and Mrs. Krabappel reveal that they're married, Bart reminds Homer that he said if Flanders ever remarried he'd eat his hat. His hat, in this case, was the Crown of Thorns he was wearing as Jesus in a play, but fortunately for him it's made out of licorice.