Recap / The Simpsons S 6 E 18 A Star Is Burns
Episode - 2F23
First Aired - 3/5/1995

In this crossover with The Critic note  (and the only episode that doesn't have Matt Groening's name in the executive producer credits), Marge suggests that Springfield hosts a film festival to combat news that the town is the most anti-intellectual city in the United States (so anti-intellectual, in fact, that they burn people at the stake for believing in science) and Jay Sherman flies down to Springfield to be one of the judges — and Homer, out of jealousy, urges Marge to be on the film jury as well. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns uses the film festival as an opportunity to boost his massive ego.

This episode contains examples of:

  • Adaptation Deviation: A somewhat unusual crossover-related example for Jay Sherman. In his show, while he is highly accomplished (he has a doctorate in film and two Pulitzer Prizes), he is often very disrepected and ignored. He is seen as extremely gross, pathetic, and unliked, and with a few exceptions, most women find him hideous, and his relationship with his ex-wife is...frosty, to say the least. In this crossover, however, he is considered even more talented and successful (with five Golden Globes, a People's Choice Award, and an Emmy), but is highly lauded and embraced. Also, Marge, Patty, and Selma are extremely drawn to him and want to hear all of what he has to say. Homer feels so threatened by Jay's charm and intelligence he defeatedly allows Marge to sleep with him because he could never compete. This is something that would have NEVER happened in the Critic.
  • Alan Smithee: Matt Groening, vehemently against the idea of crossovers, removed his name from the credits of this episode.
  • Anachronism Stew: Burns' film features a plastic bottle during Ben Hur's time.
  • As Himself: Mr. Burns didn't intend to act in his own movie, but when things didn't work out...
    Mr. Burns: Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself.
  • Berserk Button: Do not speak awful things about MacGyver in front of Patty & Selma.
  • Brick Joke: When Jay demonstrates that he has a more impressive burp than Homer...
    Lisa: Wow! How many Pulitzer Prize winners can do that?
    Jay: Just me and Eudora Welty.
    (later in the episode, during the voting for the best movie of the festival)
    Krusty: Now let's get going. I've got a date with Eudora Welty.
    (Krusty's and Mayor Quimby's hair get blown by a burp similar to Jay's)
    Krusty: Coming, Eudora!
  • Burn the Witch!: An example of how backward Springfield is culturally — Grampa heads up a mob preparing to burn Principal Skinner at the stake for claiming that the Earth revolves around the sun.
    Grampa: (gets his picture taken) You've stolen my soul!
  • Burping Contest: Homer won first prize at one and tries to use this to stand up against Jay, who has won the Pulitzer Prize. Jay proves himself to be at least as good a burper (if not better), and explains that only he and Eudora Welty can claim both that talent and a Pulitzer among their achievements.
  • Caustic Critic / Compassionate Critic: Jay Sherman. The former when criticizing big budget movies as usual, and when seeing some of the independent films. ("This is not America's funniest home videos", after watching the movie about Moleman getting hit in the groin). However, he honestly enjoyed Barney's moving film about his alcoholism, and was annoyed when Homer and two other judges voted for Moleman, and Burns' movie respectively.
  • Character Overlap: Averted. ONLY Jay Sherman crosses over from his show to visit the Simpsons. All other characters in the show, such as Doris, Jeremy Hawke, Duke Philips, Alice, or any members of Jay's family, do not appear, nor are they even mentioned. This was likely done not to overcomplicate the plot and keep the crossover as unobtrusive as possible, as well as to prevent the need to come up with new, Simpsonized character designs for them. Also, unlike the future Family Guy and Futurama crossovers, the Critic was not a long-beloved show whose Simpsons crossover was ever really desired.
  • Chirping Crickets: Parodied. After Homer tries and fails to top a joke told by Jay, a tumbleweed rolls through the Simpson's living room.
  • Crazy-Prepared: When Barney receives his truckful of Duff Beer and tells the men presenting the prize to hook it up to his veins, they do so without missing a beat.
  • Crossover: The first for The Simpsons, and the only one intended to boost interest in the show it was crossing over with (one that had, in its first season, established The Simpsons as a fictional show in its universe). This was not by choice for the showrunners; Matt Groening was unhappy enough with the whole business that this is the only episode that does not credit him onscreen as executive producer.
    Jay: If you ever want to appear on my show—
    Bart: No, we're not gonna do that.
  • Delayed Reaction: Rainer Wolfcastle accosts Jay on the street long after their interview is over, having just realized he's been insulted. Jay distracts Wolfcastle by telling him his shoes are untied and grabs a taxi. Hours later, Wolfcastle realizes he's wearing loafers (which are basically like slippers). It could take many more hours for him to realize Jay distracted him to get away.
  • Deliberately Monochrome: Pukahontas.
  • Did I Just Say That Out Loud?:
    Jay: How can you vote for Burns' movie?
    Krusty: Let's just say it moved a bigger house! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Jay Sherman learns what happens when he talks trash about MacGyver in front of Patty and Selma, though it was actually Homer.
    Bart: You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
    • Rainier tries to kill Jay for making himself look bad in the interview.
    • Skinner once said that the Earth revolves around the Sun (regular school science). He's almost burnt at the stake for it (and Heaven only knows what Grandpa Simpson did to the man who took a picture of the event, thinking that he had stolen his soul).
  • Epic Movie: A Burns for All Seasons is intended as this.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: At the beginning of the episode, Major Quimby explains how backwards the town is, and he's utterly disgusted (although what breaks the camel's back for him is that a porn film award has backed down from taking place on Springfield).
  • Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Man Getting Hit by Football is about a man getting hit by a football.
  • Ghost in the Machine: When the voting gets deadlocked, Homer claims that his mind is going a mile a minute. His mind is represented by monkeys picking fleas off each other. After some encouraging words from Jay, Homer announces that he has some serious thinking to do. The same monkeys are then shown doing calculus on a blackboard.
  • Groin Attack: The whole point of Man Getting Hit by Football.
    Homer: This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!
    Jay: This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos.
    Homer: But... the ball! His groin! Ha ha! It works on so many levels! (beat) Roll it again.
  • Hesitation Equals Dishonesty: This awkward conversation between Homer and Marge.
    Homer: Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
    Marge: (beat) Yes.
    Homer: Okay. (goes to bed, gets up) Wait a minute... why did it take you so long to say "yes"?
    Marge: (beat) No reason.
    Homer: Okay. (goes to bed, gets up) Wait a minute... are you humoring me?
    Marge: (beat) Yes.
    Homer: Okay. (goes to bed, gets up) Wait a minute... that's bad!
  • Hidden Depths: Barney Gumble, town drunk extreme, is capable of making a tear-jerking and highly artistic documentary of the misery his life has become. When he discovers that the first prize is a truckful of Duff beer, he begs for it to be given to him intravenously.
  • Historical Hero Upgrade: A Burns for All Seasons is Mr. Burns doing this for himself.
  • Homage: Moe Better Booze is this to Cabaret's "The Money Song", while A Burns for All Seasons shamelessly recasts Mr. Burns as such characters as E.T. and Jesus Christ (!) as portrayed in Ben-Hur.
  • Hypocritical Humor:
    Smithers: A film biography might help [the townspeople] get to know the real you. Virtuous, heroic, nubile.
    Mr. Burns: [sharply] You left out "pleasant"! [hits Smithers with the head of his cane]
    • Barney knows perfectly well that he's a hopeless alcoholic and creates a documentary that acknowledges it, and he swears on stage on his acceptance speech that he will quit drinking. When he discovers that the first prize is a literal truckful of Duff beer, he yells for it to be given to him intravenously.
  • Ignored Epiphany: After Barney's film wins the Springfield Film Festival. He vows that from now on, he will be a new person, specifically, a clean and sober one. That is, until Mayor Quimby brings him the grand prize; a truck filled with Duff Beer. Barney's response? "Just hook it to my veins!"
  • Insult Backfire:
    Rainer: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
    Jay: (contemptuous) How do you sleep at night?
    Rainer: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
    Jay: Just asking. Yeesh!
    (eventually Rainer picked this up, and wasn't very pleased)
    • A woman commented on how beautiful Barney's movie was. Barney was sitting next to her and thanked her. She was then disgusted by him.
    Woman: Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
    Barney: It didn't die.
    [The woman's eyes widened.]
  • I Resemble That Remark!:
    Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Reports say that people see you as some kind of ogre.
    Burns: Oooh, I ought to clobber them and eat their bones!
  • Le Film Artistique: Parodied with Bart's documentaries Homer in the Shower, Homer on the Toilet, and The Eternal Struggle (Homer struggling with his blue pants).
    • Downplayed with Barney Gumble's film. It's not a pretentious art piece so much as it is a tragic look at how alcohol has ruined his life shot in black and white and with all the symbolism you'd find in an artistic film.
  • Mangled Catchphrase:
    Smithers: Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.
    Mr. Burns: Excellent.
    Anthony Hopkins: Excellent... hisssss!
    Mr. Burns: Next!
    William Shatner: Exc! Ell! Ent!
    Mr. Burns: Next!
    Homer: Exactly! .... D'oh!
    Mr. Burns: (getting aggravated) Next!
    Bumblebee Man: Excelliente!
    Señor Spielbergo: Es muy bueno!
  • Non-Indicative Name: Barney's emotionally touching movie has the gross-sounding title Pukahontas.
  • Noodle Incident: In Mr. Burns' film, the scene of him trying to ride off on his horse took 20 takes, and the film showing him falling off and getting pulled around was the best one. One wonders how bad the other 19 takes were.
  • Persecuted Intellectuals: While Major Quimby explains how bad the city of Springfield has become, he puts a recording of a time when Principal Skinner was almost burnt at the stake for the "sacrilegious crime" of saying that the Earth goes around the Sun.
  • Poor Man's Substitute: In-universe parody.
    Mr. Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!
    Smithers: He's unavailable.
    Mr. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
  • Rhetorical Question Blunder: Jay makes one while interviewing Rainier Wolfcastle and reviewing one of his movies.
    Wolfcastle: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
    Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
    Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
    Sherman: Just asking.
  • Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Mr. Burns tries to win the film festival by bribing jurors. Six months later, he tries the same thing at the Academy Awards. He loses on both occasions.
  • Shout-Out:
  • Sistine Steal: The opening credits of A Burns for All Seasons are set against one with Mr. Burns in Adam's place.
  • Something Completely Different:
    • McBain — Let's Get Silly, a stand-up comedy film with McBain bombing onstage and bombing the audience after they heckle him.
    • The episode itself is different from most Simpsons episodes as it's the first one to cross over with another show. Sadly, Matt Groening promised that his show wouldn't stoop to such cheap gimmicks, and when he found out it was, he took his name off the credits for that episode. In addition, he didn't participate in the DVD Commentary.
  • Special Edition Title: As a result of Groening taking his name off the episode, the shot of the TV at the end of the opening titles is a unique one that only credits James L. Brooks and Sam Simon as developers.
  • Special Guest: Jon Lovitz at Jay Sherman and Maurice LaMarche as Jay Sherman's belch. Both were on The Critic at the time.
  • Stock Footage: The whole "Eye on Springfield" intro from "Flaming Moe's" is reused here.
  • Strange Minds Think Alike:
    (Everyone boos at Mr. Burns' movie.)
    Mr. Burns: Are they booing at me?
    Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
    Mr. Burns: (stands up to face the audience) Did you people say "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
    (Everyone screams "boo!" and throws snacks at him)
    Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns".
    • Homer's first pick for Best was Hans Moleman's "Man Getting Hit By Football", which is Hans getting a Groin Attack by a football thrown off-screen. At the end of the episode, a remake by George C. Scott beats Burns' biopic in the Oscar's.
  • Terrible Interviewees Montage: Of the actors vying to play Mr. Burns (which include Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecternote , William Shatner as Captain Kirk, Homer Simpson completely screwing up his lines, and, in a Deleted Scene, the Devil from The Critic, whom Burns considers good enough to be his understudy). He decides to just play himself when none are to his liking.
  • That Poor Car: Jay outdoes Homer with a foghorn burp that sets off car alarms.
  • This Is Gonna Suck: Chief Wiggum when he gets his tie caught in the Kwik-E-Mart hot dog machine.
    Wiggum: This is gonna get worse before it gets better.
  • Those Wacky Nazis: Mr. Burns compared himself to Schindler in that both built shells for the Nazis except that Burns' worked.
    Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod; we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammnit!
  • Too Dumb to Live: In McBain: Let's Get Silly, the second heckler in the crowd even after McBain already opened fire on one heckler.
  • Vanity Project: In-Universe, nearly all the films at the film festival are this to a certain degree but Mr. Burns' movie, an ineptly-made biopic designed to remake his public image, is an especially egregious example.
  • Writers Have No Sense of Scale: Either this or Genius Bonus. Abe claims, "My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead!" A rod is around 16 1/2 feet, a hogshead is around 63 gallons. So, Abe gets 0.0025 miles to the gallon.