Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
Yami Yugi: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?Let's face it: life sucks. Especially when you don't have much money to your name. This goes double in the world of fiction, where those that have money always try to find ways to make things miserable for those who don't. Such things as The Power of Love and The Power of Friendship generally have no effect on them. As long as they have money, they can do anything... even get away with murder or crimes against humanity. Or Buy Them Off for whatever evil deeds they did commit. Therefore, a wealthy person who adopts this attitude has a greater chance of becoming a Karma Houdini than any poor person. The sad fact is, this trope is literally Older Than Dirt. Since the dawn of civilization, there have been rich people who have been shallow enough to believe that everything and everyone could be bought, and the old proverb, "Money is the root of all evil" is based on a passage from The Bible note . Usually done to characterize the Corrupt Corporate Executive, the Mr. Vice Guy, the Mega Corp., and members of the Fiction 500. Compare Appeal to Wealth, I Thought It Was Forbidden, Conspicuous Consumption, Undisclosed Funds, Idle Rich. Contrast Miser Advisor, who doesn't have the money, but "screws the rules" in order to get it. The Lawful Counterpart and defiance to this trope is Screw the Money, I Have Rules!. A Super Trope to Every Man Has His Price and Video Game equivalent to Pay To Win.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami Yugi: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami Yugi: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!
— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Episode 1
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- Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh! gets away with a lot because of his wealth. The trope name comes from a line (quoted above) in the first episode of the Gag Dub Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, which parodies this. In fact, both the line and the concept are running jokes throughout the (abridged) series.
- Also in the same episode:
Kaiba: I'm going to hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionaire, so nobody will even think of pressing charges.
- And from the YGOTAS flashback episode:
Kaiba: "My affluence makes a nonsense of the regulations!"
- Kaiba also uses this trope when he narrates over a flashback of his days in an orphanage:
Kaiba: "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn't have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules."
- The joke is then reversed in the YGOTAS movie, naming another trope in the process:
Kaiba: "Screw the Money, I Have Rules!... Wait, let me try that again."
- Then later brought back in the form of the CSI one-liner meme:
Kaiba: "Looks like the rules *puts on shades* just got screwed!"
- Another episode shows Kaiba doesn't have much care for the Christmas Season either.
Kaiba: "Screw the Yules, I have money!"
- He messes up the line even more here while trying to remember his first duel with Yugi (but he was on drugs at the time, so you can't blame him):
- In the second Season Zero Abridged episode, it becomes subverted:
Kaiba: "Actually, there are several situations in which summoning multiple monsters at once can be considered totally legal in this game."
- And apparently, Seto actually got it from his adoptive father.
Gozaburo: "Screw the rules, Seto, I have your money!"
- Lector gets a shot at turning this on its head.
- Pegasus is also proficient at this, even if it's not as memey as Kaiba's.
Yugi: [after Pegasus bribes him to a tournament with his grandpa's soul] It's too bad rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law; otherwise, we could just call the police.
- Even Joey gets one in.
Joey: "Screw my sister, I have money!"
- The actual anime's English dub has a line very close to the trope namer during a duel when Kaiba plans to use Chaos Emperor Dragon's special ability:
Siegfried: There's one problem — you need to give up 1,000 of your Life Points first, and you can't afford that now.Kaiba: There's nothing I can't afford. [plays "Emergency Provisions"]
- If someone else does it in another series, Kaiba will allow that person to be beaten up.
Kaiba: Kick his ass, Jotaro.
- The Season Zero Abridged Movie (known as the second abridged movie) also subverts this:
Yami: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of mon-Kaiba: (interrupts) Yes, I summoned them all in one turn. Stop asking!
- Also in the same episode:
Anime and Manga
- Manjoume/ Chazz Princeton of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX indulged in this trope prior to his Character Development, as this conversation from this English dub shows:
Chazz: No one calls Chazz Princeton a coward!
Foster: Talk is cheap, young duelist.
Chazz: That may be, but I'm rich! And I'll spend whatever it takes to be the best out there!
Foster: Ha-ha, that's just your problem — no amount of money can buy you that. You must earn it... if you can.
- And as a video showed, by Season 3, it seemed the GX writers were deliberately tossing in jokes in the vein of The Abridged Series:
Ojama Yellow: Take it easy boss, you'll pop a blood vessel!
Chazz: I don't care! I'll just BUY a new one!
- And as a video showed, by Season 3, it seemed the GX writers were deliberately tossing in jokes in the vein of The Abridged Series:
- Tower of God - Prince presumably only got as far as he did because his father bribed some test administrators.
- Giovanni from Pokémon gets away with this, so much so that he can personally come down to the police station and bail out Team Rocket members.
- Shirogane Ryou and Aizawa Minto from Tokyo Mew Mew are both obscenely rich, and love nothing more than to tick off Ichigo by showing off their wealth. However, they aren't all that bad.
- Shutaro Mendou in Urusei Yatsura.
- Momoka Nishizawa, from Sgt. Frog, uses her money in ANY possible plan to declare to Fuyuki. She even bought an island and built a five-star hotel so she could spend time with him!
- Also, she has her own satellite to spy on his house.
- The Kunos from Ranma ˝ are often depicted this way by fanon, although objectively other characters in the series do just as bad with fewer resources (Nabiki comes to mind).
- Sometimes the Kunos really are this way. After steadfastly rejecting to sell a Phoenix Egg to Tatewaki, on the basis that it bears a terrible secret and the Phoenix Sword it bestows is too dangerous to exist, the owner of an antiques store quickly folds and sells the egg when slapped with a wad of bills. Twice.
- Kazuharu Fukuyama from Girls Bravo, mostly to be an antagonist to the milksopy but ambivalent Yukinari.
- Halekulani from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo might be a parody of this. As a master of "Gorgeous Shinken" ("Fist of Gorgeous"), for him, money is power; his energy attacks are rated by their dollar value, and he can increase his strength by absorbing all the profits from the amusement park he owns. One of his more dangerous attacks actually turns his opponents into coins.
- In Hana Yori Dango, the F4 is allowed to do whatever they want at school, including harassing students they haven't found a reason to like, just because their families donate the most money to the school. Later on, it's learned that Domyoji got away with beating a guy until his organs ruptured due to his family paying off the school and the boy's family. And later still, Domyoji's mother Kaede attempts to pay Tsukushi's family hundreds of thousands of dollars just to keep Tsukushi from dating her son.
- This trope can be attributed to Hayate the Combat Butler's Mask the Money (really Nagi wearing a Paper-Thin Disguise), who often solves her problems with her vast riches (and everything else with Hayate).
YakuzaVery Nice People chasing Hayate prior to this point do an inversion of this, "She has money, obey the rules." When one less-than-intelligent member asks why they don't kill everyone anyways, aren't they Card Carrying Villains? His smarter co-worker smacks him and says No, the YakuzaVery Nice People leaves people who do pay them alone. That's the point.
- Shinzen Tennozou, among several other Speed Grapher characters.
- Suitengu actually lampshades this often in the series, as well as invoking the trope constantly. When he encounters the son of a debtor that he had just had murdered, Suitengu says "If you want my life, make money, then come and buy it."
- A recurrent theme in Ashita no Nadja, where lots of rich people are portrayed this way.
- Subverted with Hokuto of Cromartie High School, who transferred to Cromartie planning to intimidate everyone by threatening to get them expelled by his father, chairman of the school board... but he actually transferred to the wrong school. Not only is his father not the head of the school board, it's a municipal school and thus doesn't even have one.
- The Black Black Club from YuYu Hakusho runs on this trope. It reaches a peak in The Dark Tournament's third round, which one guy turns into his own little Screw-the-rules fest. And then, ironically, when the other members of the club use their money to screw with the rules further, he has them all killed.
- Kakuzu from Naruto is shown to present this argument to Hidan when they go to capture a monk for a bounty. Hidan tells Kakuzu that killing a monk is a one-way ticket to hell, to which Kakuzu replies that even hell is run on money, and that he'll be fine.
- Washizu from Akagi is able to get away with several murders, though it causes him some inconvenience. The cop Yasuoka figures it's a better idea to pit him against Akagi in a high-stakes game of mahjong rather than trying to confront him by legal means.
- ...And then the "Chairman" from Kaiji kicks it up a notch, having things like a cruise ship and a hotel to use as private gambling venues, with people disappearing or getting killed at them seemingly posing no problem.
- Ai Kora has Ayame Yatsuhashi, who constantly does this, mostly in her efforts to get into Maeda's pants.
- This drives the plot for Liar Game. The elaborate organization manages to get away with forcing billion dollar debts on people simply because it's so rich and powerful (though it also helps that none of the people bothered going to actual, real lawyers).
- And subverted spectacularly on Yokoya, who previously was able to buy his way out of any situation with money. In the Pandemic Game, one of his teammates had turned sides and locked himself in a room, forcing Yokoya to persuade to come out by offering money. But after slipping cheque after cheque underneath the door, the teammate still wasn't satisfied and kept demanding more money, until Yokoya lost his cool and began kicking the door in frustration. Then, we find out that it was Akiyama in the room all along and Yokoya had been giving free money to his archrival this whole time!
- In Full Metal Panic!, Sousuke is allowed to violate so many laws it's not even funny while attending school. He points loaded guns at people (and sometimes even shoots at them), places landmines and bombs everywhere, destroys people's private property without remorse, makes threats filled with killer intent... all of this is ignored by the head of the school. Why? Because Mithril makes HUGE donations to her for allowing Sousuke to attend school.
- Plus, the president of the student council seems to have the same mindset as Sousuke, and usually agrees with his crazy conclusions.
- Eden of the East features several characters with ludicrously large cash reserves and a concierge who helps them do whatever they want with it, including bribing the Prime Minister, serial murder, launching missiles at Japan, and building a nice hospital.
- Bribing the PM only cost 60 yen.
- In Umineko no Naku Koro ni, you find out that Kinzo used a special scheme to buy up Rokkenjima against the laws of the Japanese government, and then bribed a bunch of people in order to keep it.
- Dance in the Vampire Bund: Face it, there is no way short of paying off the national debt to get any first world country to allow (let alone build) a fully extraterritorial concession within sight of the capital, especially with a projected population of 100,000. Fortunately for the Vampire Queen, she has the money to do just that.
- In Gamble Fish, Emily Dawn can do anything from shooting priceless artwork to driving a whole tank through a cafeteria wall, but because she's the scion of a rich American defense contractor and Abidani's niece, no one can do a thing about it.
- Takeda Kanryu of Rurouni Kenshin lives by this trope. He doesn't understand Aoshi's point that Kenshin can't be bought - if Kenshin was motivated by gain, he'd have taken a high-paying army post after the war. In the anime this ultimately results in the quote at the bottom of this page - right before Kenshin breaks his jaw and turns him over to the police for dealing in opium.
- One popular Memetic Mutation from Code Geass as to how Schneizel breaks many rules of chess at once to 'win' a chess match: see here
- In [C] - The Money and Soul of Possibility, the money quite simply makes the rules.
- In Kekkaishi, Yugami facilitates a jailbreak from an island by simply throwing a wad of cash into the face of anyone who objected. Rude but effective.
- In Spirited Away, this is the "lesson" that No-Face learns from the bathhouse residents, where he gives them gold and he is able to have them do his bidding. Chihiro's parents had blind faith in their money ("Daddy's got credit cards and cash"), which gets them into trouble when they assume the price for eating the spirits' food is paper money or credit.
- Himekawa of Beelzebub subverts this: he only uses his money when opponents in an online game use magic to cheat against him and his friends, to which he buys out the game so he can enforce Screw the Rules, I Make Them! at will.
- Attack on Titan: The merchant in Episode 6 whose cart is blocking the escape route for the civilians because its stuck in the narrow passageway. The civilians try to get a soldier to arrest him, but the merchant fires back by saying he's the one who brings the food for the peasants. He also tries to make Mikasa cooperate, but she instead forces him to remove the cart so the civilians could escape.
- Wilson "The Kingpin" Fisk from the Marvel Universe, particularly the Ultimate Marvel version.
- Until it fails to work for him in Ultimate Marvel when he's given a Destination Defenestration from his office at the top of a skyscraper. Although, knowing Marvel, it'll probably just be retconned.
- It isn't quite as extreme in the Ultimate Universe. Early in the comic, Spidey hands a video of the Kingpin murdering someone with his bare hands to the police, and Fisk is forced to flee the country. While he does beat the rap, the heat limits his activities for a while and it's mentioned it dealt a serious blow to him.
- The corrupt politician/businessman version of Lex Luthor from The DCU. His entire MO is doing evil things for his own gain and getting away with it, all without scratching his Villain with Good Publicity status by using loads of deeply entrenched influence to torpedo all evidence.
- Sin City's Yellow Bastard could get away with anything (especially rape) because his father was a US Senator, and the patriarch of an excessively powerful and wealthy family that owns the bulk of Basin City. Until Hartigan got ahold of him, the Yellow Bastard got away with child rape and murder.
- Odin Quincannon in the comic book Preacher.
- Also from The DCU, there's foppish dilettante Most Excellent Superbat, who proudly claims this as his superpower. As he puts it in Final Crisis # 6: "I have the greatest power of all, Mister Miracle. I am so rich, I can do anything." Although it's left somewhat ambiguous as to whether he's referring to this (using his money to keep himself out of trouble) or Crimefighting with Cash, as he deliberately modeled his superhero persona on Batman. It's both, really; he's so rich he bought Japan.
- Another pair of DCU examples - Niles "the Chief" Caulder and Steve "Mento" Dayton of the Doom Patrol. The former got implicated in arranging the "accidents" which turned the team members into freaks. The latter whipped up a gadget cranking his psionic abilities Up to Eleven, but has a side effect of With Great Power Comes Great Insanity which has caused him to turn into a criminal mastermind and try to kill his own adopted son! Furthermore, the only reason Dayton made that helmet in the first place was because he was a Stalker with a Crush trying to impress Rita "Elasti-Girl" Farr.
- Scrooge McDuck is well-known for his meanness, but when it comes to treasure hunting, it's nearly the opposite. For example, in Don Rosa's "Guardians of the Lost Library", it seems that the Library of Alexandria is buried under a modern football stadium. A match is going on and the digging after the library will break it, which will be a breach of the rules. But Scrooge just says to the officials: "Okay, then I buy both teams and stadium."
- In an older story by Vicar, when on a trip in the Australian Outback, he gets told the train leaves once a day, and it has already done so today. "My name is Scrooge McDuck *picks a million or two out from his Nice Hat* I hereby BUY the whole railroad. A train leaves NOW!" It works!
- In Nodwick, the main characters encounter a Riddling Sphinx, who challenges them with a riddle for passage. Arthax remarks that they're not really all that clever and they just want to get through the dungeon, so he offers her a bribe (haggling it down to 275 gold and Nodwick's lunchbox). As the party passes by the sphinx:
Nodwick: The answer [to the riddle] was "money", by the way.
Yeagar: Weren't you paying attention? The answer is always money!
- The Doctor Who Magazine strip gives us Josiah Dogbolter, head of intergalactic corporation Intra-Venus Inc., who attempts to buy the TARDIS from the Doctor.
- Parodied in PS238. The Revenant, a Captain Ersatz of Batman, has not only one but several wealthy cover identities in order for him to integrate into civilian society. Most of said cover identities are on various state wanted lists for tax evasion charges, because The Revenant only pays taxes for one of them. He's also said that he thinks that having money might actually be the greatest superpower of them all.
- Shows up at the end of the Blacksad premiere album "Somewhere within the Shadows". After offering Blacksad to come work for him instead of pursuing his revenge fails, Ivo Statoc instead tries to buy him off. Blacksad rejects him again and makes a point of defying Statoc's attempt to invoke this trope.
- Batman RIP: The Black Glove mock Batman saying that there is no court they cannot bribe, and that they have even more money than him. They still lose the fight though. Then they are all killed by either Talia or The Joker.
- Should he get caught in an illicit activity without a back up plan to get him out of it, Oswald Cobblepot aka the Penguin usually either bribes the corrupt Gotham police force or relies on his lawyers to get him out of it, much to Batman's frustration.
- Tsuruya's father in Kyon Big Damn Hero turns this Up to Eleven, buying a hospital to reward one nurse for her diligence and buying a company to transfer one person. Being a Yakuza boss certainly does nothing to hurt.
- In Oh God Not Again!, Harry is constantly able to bribe government officials for whatever he wants, including a Time Turner for Hermione and a pardon for Sirius.
- In White Rain, Lucia van Alstyne tries this on the Hokage - Uzumaki Naruto. While it doesn't quite work, Shikamaru reveals that for all intents and purposes, she does own a hefty chunk of Fire Country, and probably Konoha as well.
- You Got HaruhiRolled! parodies Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series on two separate occasions. The first time, Tsuruya says the line verbatim. The second time, she tries to do so, but Yuki tells her It's Been Done.
- This◊ piece of Fan-Art, based on this Glee Fan Fic, mentions this trope by name. (It's also hilarious, if you have read the fic.)
- In Hivefled, this is Rose's method for preventing people from noticing the poorly-concealed trolls. "Here is some money. Is this enough to forestall further questions?"
- The entirety of the titular family in The Strex Family. They own Strexcorp Industries and have been stated to own a mansion (their lower-class "reverse doubles" end up in their house and immediately start yelling about how it's a mansion...followed by stealing everything in sight).
- "Shakedown Shenanigans": More like "Screw the Rules, I Have Booze!" Offscreen Eleya apparently bribed the 40 Eridani shipyard's fueling manager with a case of springwine to ensure that the Bajor was fully fueled before leaving drydock.
Films — Animated
- Discussed/parodied in Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. After becoming incredibly wealthy from gambling in Monte Carlo, Skipper decides he's going to buy an airbus made of solid gold. Kowalski tells him that such a thing would be impossible to fly. Skipper's response? "We'll be rich, Kowalski! The laws of physics won't apply to us!"
Films — Live-Action
[being shot at by Spaceballs]
Vespa: Hey, I don't have to put up with this... I'm rich!
- The Biff Tannen of the alternate 1985 in Back to the Future Part II killed Marty McFly's father George and then told him that they'd never convict him of murder because he "owned the police." "I own the police" is also attributed to notorious early 20th century gangster Al Capone, thus making this Truth in Television. Ironically, Capone's money (due to tax evasion) is what brought him down. It's also strongly implied that the only way he keeps Lorraine from leaving him is by threatening to cut off financial support from her children, which would land them all in jail.
- The mean and evil banker, Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life, who steals George Bailey's money and goads him towards attempting suicide.
- Implied in Pretty in Pink. The heroine is poor and looked down on, and when she sticks up for a friend being teased by a rich girl, she gets sent to the Principal's office. There she explains that every once in a while she gets annoyed with the system, while he blithely brushes her off with 'If you send the message you don't want to fit in, you won't.' She promptly calls him out and says sarcastically 'That's a wonderful thought'.
- The end scene of Small Soldiers is most likely a parody of this. Stuart (the father of the protagonist) tells the CEO of the company that made the titular soldiers that money cannot possibly compensate for the trauma they've been put through. Turns out it can, and he does several times just to prove the point.
- The resolution of Chinatown revolved around this concept. It was alluded to rather blatantly in an old draft of the script, but it was removed at the behest of the director, who felt it was too obvious.
- Darwin and Minerva Mayflower from Hudson Hawk.
- Pick a James Bond villain. Any one will do.
- Subverted in Titanic (1997) when Cal Hockley attempts to buy his way into a lifeboat, only to have the money thrown back in his face just before the officer he gave it to commits suicide.
- Played straight many, many times in The Distinguished Gentleman, a film about a con man turned U.S. Senator. Subverted somewhat unusually in the same film:
Lobbyist: For instance, where are you on sugar price supports?
Tommy: Sugar price supports. Uhh... Where do you think I should be?
Lobbyist: Makes no difference to me. If you're for 'em, I got money for you from my sugar producers in Louisiana and Hawaii. If you're against 'em, I got money for you from the candy manufacturers.
Tommy: You pick.
Lobbyist: Let's put you down as for. Now what about putting limits on malpractice awards?
Tommy: You tell me.
Lobbyist: Well, if you're for 'em, I got money from the doctors and insurance companies. If you're against 'em, I got money from the trial lawyers. Tell you what, let's say against.
Tommy: Terry, tell me something. With all this money coming in from both sides, how does anything ever get done?
Lobbyist: It doesn't! That's the genius of the system!
- In the end scene of RoboCop 2, Omni Consumer Products management mentions putting the blame on someone else, bribing witnesses, etc.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive E.P. Royalton in the film version of Speed Racer. Pops Racer explicitly states he distrusts Royalton for this very reason.
- Following a violent bank robbery in Dead Presidents, one of the robbers (who is also a preacher) feels remorse for his crimes and reflects that God cannot forgive him now. He even refers to the crooks' loot as "dirty money." One of his partners tries to reassure him by saying: "Now you can buy your way into Heaven."
- In Inception, the team plans to perform the inception on Robert Fisher during his frequent nine hour flight from Australia to the States. This means that they would have to buy out the entire cabinet where Fisher is staying and somehow bribe all the flight personel who might walk in on them during the operation. Saito reveals he had been thinking ahead:
Saito: "I bought the airline. [bewildered looks from the team] It seemed...neater."
- Aside from that, this very trope is why Cobb is working for Saito. Presumably thanks to Saito's influence, he can get the murder charges Cobb has erased.
- Al Czervik's behavior in Caddyshack is tolerated only because he brings a lot of money to Bushwood Country Club.
- The entire plot of Wall Street seems to play off this trope, specifically when Gordon Gekko tells Bud Fox to do some things for him which would violate trade laws.
- J.W. Grant in The Professionals.
- In Jumanji, Van Pelt runs out of ammo for his turn-of-the-century BFG and can't find any more at the local gun store. When he demands a replacement weapon, the owner explains that there's a waiting period and forms he needs to fill out. Van Pelt promptly drops a handful of gold coins on the counter, and before you can say Jack Robinson, he has a brand-new, super-advanced, military-grade BFG in his hands.
- In Addams Family Reunion, the family is mistakenly invited to another family's reunion, and when it looks like the eccentric billionaire grandfather is going to leave his money to the Addamses instead of his greedy relatives, the rich family reports Gomez and Morticia to a Department of Child Disservices, steals Wednesday and Pugsley away, buries Lurch alive, and has Fester thrown in an insane asylum. But luckily, the grandfather uses his power and wealth to bail Gomez and Morticia out of jail, rescue Lurch before he runs out of oxygen, and rescue Fester from the asylum, while Wednesday and Pugsley take care of their foster family themselves.
- The Secret World of James Bond 007, a companion book for the James Bond film series, invokes this in the From Russia with Love entry. In that film, Bond carried a gadget briefcase whose contents included "two plastic straps carrying 25 gold sovereigns. Useful for unforeseen expenses... or for bribing one's way out of trouble. "
- Batman Begins: A more benign example than most when Bruce Wayne bought a fancy restaurant when a staff member told him his dates couldn't play in the fountain.
- Beautifully subverted in The Dark Knight Rises with John Daggett, who is funding Bane and thinks that makes him in charge.
Daggett: I am in charge!Bane: [Puts his hand on Daggett's shoulder] Do you feel in charge?Daggett: [Visibly terrified] I've given you a small fortune!Bane: And you think this gives you power over me?*Dagget's life is over a few seconds later.*
- Cats Eye. After Cressner goes back on his word and reveals that he has murdered his wife, he tries to buy his way out by offering an enraged and gun-toting Norris millions of dollars. Norris has a much better plan for revenge — make Cressner the same offer to walk around the ledge and gain his freedom as the one he offered him.
- Eun-yi of The Housemaid (2010) has the mother of her employer try to kill her via an engineered accident and receives a check in the hospital in repayment of her accident. In the hospital, Miss Cho reveals that this is not the first time that a housemaid has suffered an accident and then been given a payment to keep her quiet.
- In Kick-Ass 2, The Motherfucker declares that this is his superpower. While he's grossly incompetent on his own, he's so rich he can hire Badass psychos to do his dirty work for him.
- This trope is zig-zagged in The Wolf of Wall Street. On the one hand, Jordan Belfort's able to get out of various crimes due to his wealth, including insider trading, damages caused by his wild partying, sexual assault, flagrant drug use, and operating a car while in a "cerebral palsy" state due to overdosing on Quaaludes. On the other hand, his attempts to bribe the FBI agent investigating him fall flat, and his attempts to subvert the system (he wears a wire on his partners in return for a shorter sentence but attempts to inform them of it), wind up busting him even further and sending him to prison. But then it turns out the prison he's going to is a minimum-security, white-collar prison designed for people of his wealth, and he's out in three years, promptly going back to a life of making money (albeit less so than before). It's up to the viewer if the experiences of the film made him really repent, or if he's still the same selfish monster and only became a functioning addict and isn't attracting Federal heat anymore.
- In Annie (2014), a few large dollar bills to the social services woman is all it takes to speed along the process for the paperwork for Annie's temporary adoption by Stacks to go through.
- Bribery is a large part of MacNamara's modus operandi throughout One, Two, Three, which e. g. enables him to have Otto's and Scarlett's wedding papers removed from the East Berlin registry office and later returned and to get Count von Droste-Schattenburg to adopt Otto Piffl. Luckily for him, the Communists don't ask for that much and he can force Otto to vouch for part of the expenses.
- In the universe of House of the Scorpion, clones by law have to be made brain dead. El Patron however, has enough power and influence that he can ignore this law and make fully functional ones.
- Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter weaseled out of many problems thanks to his wealth and social position. Fortunately, by Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, his wealth couldn't get him out of staying in Azkaban until there was a second mass breakout due to the defection of the Dementors. This comes from the fact that he was caught red-handed in the middle of the Department of Mysteries in the company of other Death Eaters.
- Flashman in Tom Browns Schooldays, though eventually his behavior was too out of control for even his family connections to save him.
- Another boarding school example is Vernon-Smith of Greyfriars in Billy Bunter, who gained a place in the school because the headmaster was in debt to Smithy's Nouveau Riche father. Knowing the head was powerless to expel him, Smithy proceeded to screw the rules with reckless abandon (his first act upon joining the school is to turn up drunk), amply earning his nickname 'the Bounder'.
- In Lois McMaster Bujold's Vorkosigan Saga, there is a planet, Jackson's Whole, where any and all rules of the rest of the galaxy will be ignored for the right sum.
"An arrest order has been purchased for you. It charges you with the murder of Sydney Liga. Do you wish to outbid?"
- Unless it personally offends one of the ruling oligarchs to the point where he'd rather take it out of your hide even if doing so hurts his profits, whereupon no amount of money can save you. Then again, those oligarchs rule precisely because they're the richest and most unscrupulous bastards in town...
- Phileas Fogg in Jules Verne's Around the World in 80 Days had a habit of throwing large volumes of money at his problems, at one point going so far as to hijack a ship and then buy it (it had no cargo) from its owner en route to Ireland. The original owner got the iron hull and the engine back in the end — that is, by far the majority of the valuable parts of the vessel; the wooden superstructure (cannibalized for fuel) would cost a comparative pittance to replace.
- Fogg had bet half his fortune on the outcome of the race, in full expectation that it would cost the other half to win. But it was the principle that counted.
- Let's face it. Edmond Dantes, Determinator or not, wouldn't have gotten far into his elaborate schemes for revenge without his eleventy billion francs. He bribed a pope. (Although maybe that was just Truth in Television for the period?)
- Artemis Fowl: title character is a Teen Genius with his entire family's fortune at his disposal.
- To wit: "We have two options; legal, and illegal [...] Illegal is faster."
- Herman di Portola Bliss of the mystery novel Impossible Bliss is highly eccentric and more obnoxious. Though he's been arrested numerous times in his Santa Barbara hometown, he's never faced charges in court, because he's the last scion of the family that founded (and still owns much of) the town.
- The eponymous character of The Great Gatsby earns his fortune for the sole reason to get with Daisy. He thinks that he could reverse five years just because.
- Julia Evans, the young billionairess in the "Greg Mandell" sci-fi series by Peter F. Hamilton. Granted, she lives in a world virtually owned by multinationals, but even a Corrupt Corporate Executive she has a grudge against is shocked when she buys the controlling interest in a Swiss bank in order to expose his scheme to steal from her corporation.
- Flinx, of the Humanx Commonwealth series, is an Anti-Hero user of this trope, thanks to having some Sufficiently Advanced Aliens rig his bank account (as a favor). He mainly uses it to bribe his way around the Commonwealth, but loses some of that advantage after coming to the attention of the peaceforcers on Terra in Reunion. It's also subverted in Flinx Transcendent, where passing counterfeit AAnn currency on Blasusarr is what blows his cover.
- Played with in Atlas Shrugged. Inverted in that the strikers are punished because they make money; subverted when Hank's Rearden's money fails to protect him during his divorce trial; played straight when Rearden is allowed to buy resources and sell his products how he wishes, despite legally binding orders to the contrary.
- Subverted in Robert Aspirin's Phule's Company books; and one of the few examples of the trope being consistently employed effectively on the side of good. Most of the time, it's the titular Williard Phule, aka Captain Jester, using his vast wealth to foil Obstructive Bureaucrats who have the letter, if not the spirit, of the law on their side.
- Used in one of the books in The Once and Future King series. Mordred argues with Arthur that their judicial system - two champions jousting, on behalf of the defendant and prosecution - was unfair since it was more of a battle of muscles. Arthur pointed out that the law allowed for each party to hire whomever they liked to be their champion and pointed out that if they switched to using lawyers, it would just be the same (each party could hire whichever lawyer they thought would best save their bacon). He finishes by pointing out that in the judicial system, whoever has the most money will most likely win.
- Lady Schrapnell, the Upper-Class Twit funding projects for Oxford's time travel department in To Say Nothing of the Dog, puts the staff through a lot of abuse, which they only put up with because they really need those funds. One of her mantras is "rules are meant to be broken", which the department heads keep fruitlessly trying to explain to her doesn't work for the laws of physics.
- The rich members of the Six Student Clique in The Secret History attempt to use their money to get rid of all potential problems. It runs out and they have to kill Bunny anyway.
- Done in Night Train to Rigel by Timothy Zahn. The infiltrating alien enemy is convinced that its relocation to a new homeworld has gone undiscovered because there is only one interstellar Quadrail station in the Yandro system and it has it continuously under surveillance. However, the protagonist blackmails Larry Hardin, the richest man on Earth, into paying a trillion dollars to build another Quadrail station on the other side of the system.
- In the Dale Brown novel Warrior Class, Big Bad Pavel Kazakov makes regular use of bribes when getting his oil pipeline built and has codified a system for doing so in his dealings.
- In The Acts of Caine, in ascending order of greedy bastardry: the Business caste, the Leisureman caste, and the Board of Governors.
- A recurring trope in the Burke books by Andrew Vachss. A few times, it is noted that real wealth can persuade the otherwise-ineffectual police to get off their arses and be serious about their work, to the detriment of Burke's not-quite-legal Badass Crew.
- Subverted in The Witcher, when Geralt desperately needs to get into a house guarded by a bully.
Geralt: They say money open all doors. (produces a nice pouch of gold)
Bully: I cannot be bribed.
Geralt: I'm not going to. (knocks him out with the pouch)
- The 39 Clues has oh-so-many examples, but the biggest would have to be Isabel Kabra and her kids (although they aren't HALF as bad as Isabel).
- In Jessica Martinez's Virtuosity, violinist Carmen's mother bribes the judges of a violin competition not to let her only worthy opponent through.
- Sisterhood Series by Fern Michaels: The Vigilantes, especially Myra Rutledge and Countess Anne de Silva, need the money they have to accomplish their missions and with style. Prosecutor Jack Emery in Weekend Warriors did express hatred for how rich people think they're above the law, and brings that up in Free Fall. He does have a point, considering how a number of bad guys have money at their side, and have used it to keep themselves protected.
- The Appeal by John Grisham: The main stockholder for a NYC chemical plant is looking to reverse a $41 million judgement. The head of a shadowy Florida firm tells him he can buy a seat on the bench of the state Supreme Court for a cool $8 million, only $1 million of which is actually recorded. Let the chess match begin.
- In the Indian novel The White Tiger: Depressingly enough, the perpetual bribery that goes on between the rich of India and the government.
- The Exile's Violin: When Clay encounters an obstacle to Jacquie's investigation, he pays it "an exorbant amount of money" to convince it to get out of her way.
- Played straight almost all the way through F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Diamond as Big as the Ritz, where the family that owns the diamond can get away with anything, including keeping slavery going in their home that's not on any map. But when it all falls apart, the father's mental collapse is shown by him offering a bribe to God to make it miraculously not have happened.
- Pretty much the entire Langley family in Fort Hope operates by this principle. The police in town seem a bit afraid of the family.
Live Action TV
- Cop Rock: the upper class people arrested for using narcotics sing that they should be ignored since they pay high taxes. Cop Rock - Don't Mess With My Pursuit of Happiness
- On NewsRadio, Jimmy James is a likable guy in some respects, but he frustrates Dave to no end because he can make up any rules and do anything he wants with his unlimited wallet. He secretly bought a newspaper and published a negative review in it just to motivate his staff; he plays around with the bonuses in one episode; and he's motivated more by a sadistic sense of fun rather than bottom line profit in terms of whether to give Matthew his job back.
- One of the first examples on TV was probably Thurston Howell, III on Gilligan's Island. He kept trying to constantly bribe the rather gullible Gilligan into doing things for him. It doesn't work.
- Law & Order often has these characters as defendants, as they usually hire the best lawyers; a Recurring Character named Arthur Gold putting in an appearance is a dead giveaway. If anyone's likely to get away with murder on these shows, it's them.
- Gold seems to have been replaced as the go-to shyster by SVU's Lionel Granger.
- Anyone with the last name Luthor on Smallville. Which includes Tess Mercer.
- Edward Vogler in Season 1 of House starts running the hospital like an Evil Overlord, making calls about things like a dying cancer patient getting a C-Section, purely because he can threaten to withdraw a 100 million dollar donation if everybody doesn't say "How high?" whenever he says "Jump!"
- Eventually subverted when he begins attempting to pick off board members who stand up to him; the rest of the board finally says, effectively, "Screw your money, we're going home."
- Much later in the series, a wealthy man demands that House be the one that treats his son (as it turns out, House had his license revoked, but they go along with this anyway. Eventually, when even House can't figure out how to save his son, the man acknowledges that he's been practicing this trope all his life and blames the fact that his wife is dead and his son dying on "the karma", and tries to reverse it by giving up his entire fortune. The kid does get better...but the idiot still lost almost everything. What an Idiot...
- What makes it worse is that he was specifically told that dissolving his company would make hundreds of workers redundant...and he did it anyway, which if anything would make karma even more pissed at him.
- Stephanie Forrester from The Bold and the Beautiful. She has gotten away with accomplice to rape, harbouring a fugitive and accomplice-after-the-fact to murder. Among other things.
- Arrested Development
- Much of the series centers around the Bluth family learning to (read: not being able to) deal with the fact that they can no longer screw the rules now that they have no money.
- Played straight when George Bluth finds and bribes some prison guards to sneak him out of jail and fake his death; this is referred to as "a loophole in the Mexican judicial system".
- The Ferengi in Star Trek have money and greed as their hat. Interestingly, they aren't following the exact definition of this trope, as the rules of the Ferengi Alliance allow for bribery. So it's closer to "According to the rules, I can do whatever I want, here's my money."
- Victor Kiriakis and Stefano DiMera (and their respective children) from Days of Our Lives.
- Subverted with Jonas Hodges of season 7 of 24. As the wealthy head of a government contract army, it is assumed he's doing what he's doing to ensure his company gets contracts. It's revealed that he actually feels he's providing a service and protecting the country. The money is actually the last thing on his mind.
- Much of the cast of Dallas or Dynasty.
- Firefly: Simon manages to do both at the same time. He gives up his fortune to save River, thereby saying Screw the Money, I Have Rules!. He also uses his money to rescue River in defiance of the law.
- Becomes a plot point in Gossip Girl where Dan automatically assumes everyone on the UES has this attitude, which causes problems in his relationship with Serena. Has been played straight, or at least been attempted to, on a few occasions, yet not nearly as often as one might expect.
- Sugar from Glee is a more toned-down version of this trope.
- iCarly: The Petographers in "iMove Out" get away with trashing the iCarly studio because they have bribed Officer Carl by taking free pictures of his daughter's pet bunny rabbit. Officer Carl even proceeds to give the trio a fine, because their half-car prop stuck into the studio wall doesn't have a license plate.
- On Angel, the law firm Wolfram and Hart (it's actually more of a Mega Corp.) existed essentially to help its clients screw the rules as much as they could afford. A good example of this came from Russel Winters, who used Wolfram and Hart to help him get around rules both legal, such as "don't eat young women", and supernatural, such as being unable to enter homes without an invitation. He simply owned the building. As CEO, Angel offhandedly remarks that they kinda, sorta... "own" the police.
- Castle gives us the rare heroic version in the person of Rick Castle himself. He's very rich, very famous, and shows absolutely no hesitation when it comes to using those things to help his cop friends get through roadblocks he finds annoying (for example, calling the Mayor to complain to get a forensic test moved up the priority list).
- Guess who has a date with a prostituuuute!
- They also used a straight example once, with an obscenely rich matriarch of a wealthy family of Kennedy expies - Castle himself pointed out that while he was rich, his money went into banks, while her money bought banks. So rich was she that one of her employees was a 'fixer' who arranged for the cold-blooded killing of a woman who was the daughter to one of her sons, had an innocent man sent to jail in his place, and eventually not only had the man killed in prison, but personally killed a bike messenger who was delivering evidence to the cops to clear the man's name. And all the while, she was more concerned about a missing ring that said fixer had stolen to help pay off the man in jail. Her relatives, thankfully, are nowhere near that bad.
- Subverted in an episode where Castle tells a Homeland Security guy that he has the Governor of New York on speed dial and threatens to call him. Later, the Fed tells Castle that he's spoke with the Governor, and the guy has never heard of Rick Castle (which is strange, given that Castle is a best-selling author).
- This is George Hearst's MO on Deadwood; he and Aunt Lou's son have an extended conversation about this very point.
- Subverted in Monk with Dale "The Whale" J. Biederbeck III. Although he does have control over various people's actions as well as being filthy rich, the primary reason why he gets away with any crime is because they think he couldn't possibly do it because, as his nickname implies, he is so fat that he can't even get out of his bed, never mind out of his door. Monk proves them wrong, and he is arrested via a crane.
- Greg Proops once stated Drew Carey as being "a man who looks death in the eye and goes 'Har Har! I don't care, I'm rich!'"
- Happened pretty frequently on Boston Legal.
- Denny Crane lives by this trope.
- Daniel Post uses his wealth to corrupt cancer studies and buy human organs in order to try to cure his own lung cancer.
- Degrassi gives us Peter Stone, a rich bastard who films Drunk!Manny stripping and makes it into a meme, but still dates her best friend Emma. In the next season, Emma's ex-boyfriend Sean, who is the school's hero after saving them all from a shooting, comes back, and Peter plants drugs in his locker. Then Peter and Sean start racing, and Peter goes to jail. His mother was the principal.
- Raising the Bar has Richard Woolsley, a public defence attorney from an extremely wealthy family who tries to invoke this trope for the good of his clients. Subverted when his boss makes him understand why he cannot and asks to him to follow the rules. Invoked heroically yet again when he uses his money to set up a civil law division so his clients can have access to appropriate legal support after their criminal cases.
- Averted on Bones with Jack Hodgins, who's the owner of a company that owns practically the whole Jeffersonian and a lot of other stuff, but he doesn't put himself above the rules. Also a Screw the Money, I Have Rules!.
- CSI has Catherine's dad, Sam Braun, who flirts with this trope a lot, rather typical for a casino magnate in TV-land. In one episode, he gets away with murder because he only ordered the murder and didn't actually do anything to convict himself. He's also not afraid to stick it to other casino guys from time to time, although not actually ordering any of them killed.
- Chi Soo from Flower Boy Ramyun Shop lives by this trope and tries to do anything he likes. He goes into a melodramatic breakdown when he's told by his dad he can't drive his car to school anymore.
- The Graysons in Revenge seem to live on this trope. Watching their every attempt to invoke this blow up in their faces is...satisfying.
- The usual crew in Saved by the Bell had a fantasy of if they were to strike oil in the Pipe Dreams episode, how incredibly rich the school would be. Zack, to the teacher who reminded them about the test that day and that it was a rule says, "We have money, so there are no rules!" Being born in '86 and watching SBTB growing up, Zack was the only one I saw with a mobile phone in the 90's AND I think his dad was a lawyer...I always thought it was a big plothole in that Zack was obsessed with becoming rich!
- In a mid-season one episode of Person of Interest, Finch gets a doctor to treat his critically injured partner without reporting the gunshot wound as required by law by handing over a bag with six or seven figures worth of cash in it. He also routinely uses his vast fortune to get Reese the access he needs for his investigations.
- London Tipton in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody seems to think that rich people are above the law. One of her fellow air headed rich friends responds to a saying her dad said ("There's two things rich people never do: Apologize and pay taxes") with this:
Friend: My daddy said the same thing...the last time I visited him in prison.
- The whole premise of Leverage is to use means of dubious legality to fight people like that and help the "little guy".
Nate Ford: (intro) The rich and powerful, they take what they want. We steal it back for you. Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys. We provide... leverage.
- I got 50 Mil, I can do whatever I want. - Kevin Federline. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONl-65Sj7JA
- 'My father often told me that money would set me free / If I would murder that dear little girl whose name was Rose Connelly' - Down in the Willow Garden, Murder Ballad
- The entirety of the song Judgement of Corruption has the titular judge, Gallerian Marlon, exonerating criminals if they pay him enough. Though.....that didn't end well.
- This was WWF wrestler "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's whole character, right down to attempting to buy the WWF World Heavyweight Championship from Hulk Hogan for one million dollars when he couldn't win it in a match (no matter how much he cheated), and then using the money to hire André the Giant to get it for him when Hulk refused to sell. Once that failed, he simply made his own championship belt. With diamonds. And blackjack. And hookers. OK, maybe not blackjack. His Catch Phrase was, "Everybody's got a price!"
- One of Professional Wrestling's oldest ones in the book: since (in most wrestling organizations) the champion retains through an indecisive finish, and a disqualification is defined as indecisive, many heels holding the belt will get themselves disqualified intentionally during a match in order to keep their status as champion, thus leading to the variant: "Screw the rules, I have a title!" Fans often refer to this as a "Honky Tonk Finish", after the WWF wrestler the Honky Tonk Man, who built up a 15-month reign as Intercontinental Champion by doing this repeatedly.
- John Bradshaw Layfield, a more recent WWE superstar and a Real Life self-made millionaire, has essentially become an expy of the Million Dollar Man, with additional reactionary, racist, and jingoistic overtones. Imagine putting Lex Luthor, David Duke, J.R. Ewing, and Bill O'Reilly in a blender, and you'll have JBL.
- Tangentially related: In season 3 of TWF, Bucks Gazillion used these types of tactics to win the title and then took over the Sinistras. Season 4 has every match ending with Bucks playing some dirty trick to help the Sinistra defeat the Dextera.
- In Cabin Pressure, since Mr. Birling is an eccentric billionaire who gives extravagant tips, the employees of MJN Air allow him to do whatever he wants, from insulting them all to their faces to entering the flight deck in violation of anti-terrorism laws.
- In Unknown Armies, plutomancers can utilize money to bend the rules of anything, including forcing people to shoot themselves, summoning any object, and dictating global economies.
- The rules have some unusual skills, where a skill represents any available means of getting things done. One skill the core book suggests is for a percentage chance a rich relative bails you out at opportune moments. Now, according to the rules, you can screw the rules, 'cause your uncle has money!
- And there's Axel Able. Fails to ascend to the Invisible Clergy, but screw that, he's going to control the Occult Underground because he has money.
- In Warhammer, the Ogre Kingdoms special character Greasus Gooldtooth has three special rules dedicated to just how much money he has. These include one that has nearby friendly units fight all the harder in hopes of getting a higher pay, and one that allows him to bribe enemy units into not fighting for a turn.
- Monopoly. The whole idea of the game is to get more money than everyone else. And the banker always wins.
- The Syndicate in Mage: The Ascension. One memorable description of vulgar (i.e. obviously magical) Syndicate magic, found on rpgnet courtesy of a Mr. "Random Nerd":
"Okay, and then I use my carefully cultivated financial contacts to... uh... you know what? Fuck it. Hey, you there, fire hydrant. If you turn into a flamethrower, I will give you two hundred dollars."
- Werewolf: The Apocalypse gives us Pentex, a corporate empire in league with the Wyrm, the cosmic forces of corruption. One of their less-public slogans is "The cost of the fine is always less than the cost of compliance". They're also quite willing to engage in bribery, lobbyism and/or just hiring some guns to go take care of any pesky rules that can't take a hint.
- Blood Bowl is so inured with this trope that the referees' guild has guidelines for when and how one can accept a bribe for looking the other way, as well as union-regulated standards for the going rate of a bribe. Clubs (with the exception of goblins) are not allowed to offer less than the going rate.
- According to the fluff, high elf teams, who are made up entirely of moneyed high elf nobles, frequently bribe opposing team players to play poorly.
- The Planescape campaign setting of Dungeons & Dragons introduced the Merkhants, a sect with this outlook. The Merkhants were an organization of wealthy people who believed that the secret to understanding the universe was to own enough material wealth to buy its secrets. They believed that everything had a price, and that if there were things that couldn't be bought, such things weren't worth owning. Player Characters could join this group, so long as they were incredibly wealthy and had a non-Good alignment (because acquiring wealth for its own sake, while not necessarily Evil, is not considered a Good act).
- This is the Yasuki family of the Crab Clan in a nutshell- they're a family of merchants in a setting that views commerce in the same vein as blackmail, prostitution and gambling. Yet, everyone still does business with them, because they know how to get what people want and they have access to a lot of money.
- The Yoritomo Courtiers of the Mantis Clan also hold this point of view... and if you disagree, they'll break your kneecaps.
- In the Crapsack World of the Weill/Brecht opera The Rise and Fall of the City Mahagonny, Jimmy Mahoney is sentenced to death for the most heinous and foul crime of not paying his bar tab. Too bad he didn't have any money (nobody was willing to lend him any, either). If he'd had enough to bribe the judge, he could have gotten away with murder in cold blood, like the man who was tried just before him.
- Used in Urinetown: The Musical.
Cladwell: It wasn't just cash, Ms. Pennywise. It was an awful lot of cash.
- Cyrano de Bergerac: Used by Cyrano after he refuses to apologize to the Burgundy Theater's audience by the interruption of The Clorise because The Clorise was a bad play and all the assistants are wrong because they wanted to see it. He pays Bellerose for all the entrance fees so they can give it back to the public.
- Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier: The main point of the Royal Vizier's song "The Golden Rule (Reprise)".
- That Championship Season includes in its cast Corrupt Corporate Executive Phil Romano, a strip-mining mogul who buys off local policemen and politicians including Mayor George Sikowski, his high school friend and fellow state basketball championship team member, to secure cushy terms for the land lease for his mining operations. When it looks as though George's re-election bid will fail and his opponent, Norman Sharmen, is targeting the strip mines as part of his election campaign, Phil tries to offer him a generous donation if he will drop his anti-mine platform; Sharmen refuses.
- Cough up some cash in Pizza Tycoon and the police will let you get away with crimes and what not. Of course, if you are open about what you are doing, or lack the funds, you'll just make things worse for yourself.
- In The Elder Scrolls, if you commit a crime, you can walk away a free man by just paying a fine. You can just walk down the street, kill people, pay a fine and get away, then go murder another NPC, pay a fine and walk away, then take a nap on the street, pay the fine....
- In Oblivion, you can also use the bribe option to bypass the disposition roulette mini game; since several people consider this a Scrappy Mechanic, it's well worth any money grinding that may be required.
- In Skyrim, if you're a member of the Thieves' Guild, you can simply bribe a guardsman to just look the other way and let you be on your way.
- There are usually limits, however. For instance, once you get a sufficiently high fine in Morrowind (the easiest way is to kill a couple of people - the fine racks up pretty quickly), the guards stop giving you the opportunity to pay up and just go directly to trying to kill you.
- Colin from the Advance Wars games has this as his CO Super Power. By hoarding up loads and loads of money, it's possible for even his weakest infantry unit to wipe out an enemy Neotank in one shot. In Advance Wars: Dual Strike, his sister, Sasha, has a CO Power (Market Crash) that comes as close to screwing the rules as any CO Power in the game by actually lowering the enemy's CO Power meter by an amount decided by how much money you have.
- Also, neither of these CO powers use up the money that they run on, so you can use them repeatedly, each time the effects thereof growing stronger (provided you don't spend more money on a turn than the next one will replace).
- Just to make Colin's power even scarier, he has a 20% price cut on all his troops at the expense of some combat power. So he can get his neotanks for only a little more than his enemy is buying their heavy tanks. Zerg Rush is scary enough, but it becomes really scary when the "Zerglings" are doing 300% of your health in damage.
- The "Montana Legal" upgrade in Scarface: The World is Yours slows police response times to half the pre-upgrade speed, giving Tony Montana some much-needed time to carry out his questionable deeds. Interestingly, in the original film, it was attempting to evade tax for his considerable profits that started Tony's downfall.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan from Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri. His only goal is to conquer the Fiction500 rankings... but what if a law prevents him from doing so? No sweat! He just pays his lobby groups and bribes the local legislators to have it changed.
- And one of the winning conditions for the game is to take over the global economy.
- In the backstory, his company was one of the major financiers of the Unity, so he bribed the engineers to install a secret cryo-pod just for him. He claimed that being part-owneer of the ship gave him that right.
- Resident Evil 4. The rocket launcher. Able to One-Hit Kill anything in the game. The downside? It's expensive (thus this trope), has only one use, and takes up an assload of inventory space until you do use it. Generally used to skip the player's personal One Boss.
- And then you unlock and buy the Infinite Launcher, which is more expensive but takes up no more space. You can guess how many shots you get with it...
- Fugger 2 lets you play a merchant in the 17th century who slowly increases their influence over the country. From controlling the courts over rewriting the law to building up an army of robbers (and laying siege to cities), nothing is impossible as long as you can pay.
- It is possible to completely avoid the fight with Mephistopheles at the end of Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark and get different endings by obtaining knowledge of his true name. The one person who can tell it to you will give it up for the small fee of 600,000 gold pieces.
- It sounds big, but you can definitely scrounge up more than that over the course of the game without cheating.
- In Final Fantasy X not only can you bribe monsters (including some bosses) into leaving you alone, but also into giving you items.
- And then there's the Aeon Yojimbo, who you recruit by haggling an astronomic amount of money and the damage of whose attacks are based on how much money you pay him before each attack. He can even kill any enemy (even bosses) in one hit if you pay him enough (though the amount scales with how powerful the enemy is).
- Armacham Corporation in F.E.A.R.
- Good luck buying off Alma, though.
- Ratchet, of Ratchet & Clank, generally only survives whatever it is he's gotten involved with because he can buy guns significantly larger than himself.
- In The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Link can bribe a guard with ten rupees to let him sneak into Hyrule Castle. A bit pointless, as there is a nearby vine you can climb up for free and you can't bribe any of the other guards past him, but what the hey?
- Final Fantasy VII's President Shinra's view on life:
These days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and power.
- In The Godfather, bribing a Dirty Cop chief causes his men to turn a blind eye to your actions for a while if you don't raise your Heat level too much, while bribing a G-man on the take allows you to empty your Vendetta meter, causing enemy mobsters to stop bothering you until such time as you anger them enough again, and is the easier way to win a Mob War.
- It's the defining feature of self-professed Objectivist and Rapture founder Andrew Ryan in the first two BioShock games, as money plus power and influence seems to do more of the talking in his life even after he set up the societal rules of Rapture and ended up breaking them when Fontaine and Atlas proved to be formidable enemies.
- Rapture itself is an extreme example as well as "Screw the Rules of Physics, I Have Money." Ryan had a city built on the bottom of the Atlantic in the 1950's. All he could say when told that he couldn't build it under the sea was that he "couldn't build it anywhere else". Talk about a Determinator.
- The trope is institutionalized by the city's Bot Shutdown stations. Caught by a camera or set off an alarm? For a couple of bucks, those hostile security robots will fall out of the sky and leave you be.
- Galactic Civilizations II. Did you pick the Evil choice in every Karma Meter event, then researched the tech that unlocks the alignment bonuses and decided you like the Neutral or Good rewards better? Don't worry, just buy whatever alignment you want with the money you made from being so bad.
- ADOM. The game's powerful divine beings accept all kinds of sacrifices, but by far the most efficient is cold, hard golden cash. Regardless of how often the player has changed alignments, worshiped other gods, and regardless of the horrifying evils (for lawful gods) or dreadful goods (for chaotic gods) he has wrought, sacrifice enough money and you go from despised, hated and doomed by the gods to a blessed champion of his cause in one fell swoop. Gold can also be used to pump most of the in-game attributes, ad infinitum, and to violate the rules of time and space: Using a blessed girdle of greed in conjunction with talents that increase carrying capacity by a percentage, players can actually carry more weight the more gold they carry; the only limit being the integer range (a large enough pile of gold will convert into negatives). None of these facts would constitute a Game Breaker, were it not for the fact that players can obtain huge amounts of money fairly easily by exploiting certain bugs and game features.
- Dragon Quest VIII: Prince Charmles shows just how little respect he has for the whole Rite of Passage when he has Eight and his companions do all the hard work hunting down an Argonian Lizard to harvest its heart, then thumbs his nose at their hard work by buying a heart in the marketplace. When they call him on it, he blows them off and gleefully presents the bought heart at his initiation ceremony, claiming to have singlehandedly slain the beast and harvested it himself. This comes back to bite him BIG TIME down the line, as his father saw him buying the heart, and lets Charmles keep lying about it until finally slamming him with an EPIC calling out at what would have been his wedding ceremony. To further twist the knife, in the best ending, he ends up losing his status as heir to his newly discovered long-lost cousin... who went through the trial already.
- Used several times in the Ace Attorney series, when the culprit turns out to be a person in a position of money and/or power. The most blatant example is in Investigations, when Ernest Amano finds out that his son was potentially the murderer. After using his extended resources to actually be more effective than the police in searching the park for evidence, he actually buys the haunted house that contains the crime scene. Fortunately, Little Thief is there to save the day and recreate the scene.
- As well in the first case, Redd White has so much money and has so many people blackmailed and panicked to do anything to stop him that he literally almost gets away with murder during the first half of the case because nobody feels safe to say anything and the girl on the stand, April May, doesn't seem to know him or at least doesn't want to get herself killed. When you finally do confront this jerk, he freely punches Phoenix, dares him to do something about, and says that tomorrow he will testify in court in order to prove their own innocence and finger Phoenix as the murderer.
- Also subverted in Justice For All by Max Galactica. He tells Phoenix he's SURE he won't be convicted of murder, because he's rich and famous. When Phoenix points out that it doesn't work like that, Max panics. He's innocent, but you get him off the charge the proper way.
- Grand Theft Auto, any one of them. Blow away a boatload of innocent people and cops? Lose your guns and pay a fine. Only much of a problem if it's early in the game and you have little money or it's later in the game and you lose all your good guns.
- Except, you can bribe cops and doctors to keep your weapons in Vice City Stories. And in GTA IV, you don't even lose your weapons if you die, only if you're busted.
- Devin Weston in Grand Theft Auto V lives by this principle. In the good ending, it comes back to haunt him when he tries to pull this on the protagonists.
- In Baldur's Gate 2, the Cowled Wizards make sure that nobody uses magic in Amn without their approval. They will even chew you out and try to arrest you if you use it to defend yourself from a bloodthirsty vampire or a gang of robbers who also use magic. You can avoid this hassle by purchasing a "license" (read: bribe) for the low, low cost of 5000 gp.
- In the Mass Effect series, the Illusive Man has almost unlimited resources at his disposal. In the third game, there is a console that shows a video record of him ordering his lead scientists to bring a dead person back to life who was thrown out of an exploding spacecraft, was mostly burned up when entering the atmosphere of a nearby planed, and then crashed into the surface without anything to slow down the impact.
Scientist: "It can't be done! It's not a matter of resources-"
Illusive Man: "It's always a matter of resources!"
- In Portal 2, Cave Johnson exemplifies this trope. He seems to be running Aperture Science with no real consideration for the long-term effects of his actions, which ultimately leads to the company almost going bankrupt.
Cave Johnson : Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel.
Cave Johnson : The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughtta stop making these pre-recorded messages. That gave me an idea: Make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day.
- A rare case of "Screw the Rules, I Don't Have Money".
- Or possibly "Screw the Rules and the Money, I Have SCIENCE!"
- Another line from Cave Johnson:
- A rare case of "Screw the Rules, I Don't Have Money".
- The Fable trilogy has lot of this, especially II and III. Someone report you to the guards for...murder, public indecency, assault, theft, vandalism, setting people on fire, you simply pay them and they go away. Same thing if there's something in a house you want and it's night. You buy the house, kick out the residents, and take what you want.
- Also during the first part of Fable II, if you make enough money, you can buy the second best class of longsword way before you should be able to, turning most sword fights for some time into a Curb-Stomp Battle. You can also BUY experience vials, drink them, and get absurdly strong, fast, and powerful. Similar with augments, so you can turn ordinary swords into an Infinity–1 Sword.
- It is also possible to buy powerful weapons in Fable III, you still need the skills to make them effective, but good chance they will be stronger than current weapons, some upgrades also require you to spend money.
- The Civilization series, particularly the earliest installments, feature this a lot. Bribing enemy units and whole cities to join your side? Easy as pie. Pay double and they won't realize it even happened.
- There is also using money to get partially completed buildings and units finished immediately. You'd have thought that an enemy invasion force sitting outside the city or the threat of imminent nuclear destruction would be motivation enough for the workers to give their all, but apparently cash is the answer.
- Also, anything that goes in Civilization goes for Spiritual Successor Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri.
- In Monster Hunter Tri, there is a man in Loc Lac city who makes a fortune selling Monster Cola. He lets his wealth go to his head and soon adopts this attitude. However, he doesn't get away with rule screwing for long and he loses all his money when he sends out a tainted batch of cola. But when he's dirt poor again, he decides to invert this trope entirely:
Uppity Instructor: "Screw the rules! I'm broke as dirt!"
- Dune II: House Ordos is a mercantile House that is only concerned with generating revenue to sustain the elite-class of their society. As a result, they rely heavily on hired mercenaries to do their fighting for them. But as long as they can safely get to the spice melange and harvest it for their own benefit, they absolutely do not care how many expendable pawns they have to buy off and send against their enemies.
- The 3rd Street Saints in Saints Row: The Third have been playing this trope straight for the last couple years between Saints Row 2 and then. However, when The Syndicate paid the cops off, they broke the contract.
Boss: Hey, what the hell? We paid this month!
SPD Officer: Someone paid more.
- In MechWarrior 2 Mercenaries, on the final mission of one contract you're sent to destroy the base used by the enemy forces. When you're halfway up the mountain to it, you'll receive a message from the enemy: "Attention mercenary. Whatever the Snakes are paying you, we'll double it. Just turn around and go back to your dropship." You can take the offer if you'd like, which results in you getting double the cash that the base contract offers but eliminates the chance of procuring salvage (you also have to fight your employer's two somewhat tough mechs instead of the enemy's four less tough mechs, though you can also take advantage of the fact that they don't turn hostile until you either cross a certain point on the map or kill one of them).
- Hawke of Dragon Age II could be considered a heroic version (or not) of this trope. Ostensibly, the goal of the Deep Roads Expedition was was to make you so rich that you or your mage sister would be completely out of reach to the templars. Unlike most examples of this trope however, Hawke doesn't seem to do much with their wealth other than use it to keep themselves living comfortably outside of the Circle, an act which is still illegal for mages in almost all the nations of Thedas.
- In the Idle Game Clicking Bad, one can hire corrupt lawyers to keep the heat off, and occasionally bribe DEA officials to not raid their drug labs.
- In the choice centred episodic game Life Is Strange, the first episode implies the Prescotts, by virtue of their wealth, own the town and the cops, and if you tell the headteacher you saw their son waving a gun around, he finds it hard to believe and it's implied he merely scolds the boy. Worse still, the school is obviously a rich kid school, and the headteacher comes down harder on you for being a scholarship student.
- Parodied in this Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strip.
- Non-Idle Rich girl Mulberry Sharona manages to pull off such schemes as messing with Presidential elections and staging a fight between Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons. She even once declared, "I fear no authority!"
- Domain Tnemrot. Despite the fact the organisers were ready to kill the main characters for violating the rules, once they realised the crowd was loving the show being put on, everything was forgiven and they even mention changing the rules so it can happen more often.
- In Impure Blood, Caspian's father, after demanding he return Roan to slavery, offers to keep his name out of it if he does so.
- Ezekiel Nightingale from Cwynhild's Loom clearly has no issue in using his wealth and status to do whatever he pleases.
- Benjamin Palmer of Broken Saints fame wouldn't be a Corrupt Corporate Executive if he didn't think himself above the law.
- The Scottish Empire in A Scotsman In Egypt simply bought off each new Pope, allowing their decidedly un-Catholic rampages against the other Christian powers to go completely unpunished, even going so far as to dump bags of gold on the new Pope's desk without even a Mea Culpa.
- Sonic Adventure Abridged gives us this:
Eggman: Now let's see what happens when I feed him [Chaos] a Water Stone and a Leaf Stone at the same time!Sonic: But isn't that against the rules of the game?Eggman: Screw the rules! I have a big fat ass!
- On /tg/, 4chans' traditional gaming board, there are many tales of that rude, cheating, unwashed neckbeard who literally and figuratively stinks up the entire game shop... but the owners don't kick him out because he spends so much money there.
- In the Epic Rap Battles of History, "Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama", we get this:
Romney: I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts / I'm rich!
- The Christmas Episode of Prostitute Mickey introduces a character named Ebenezer, who is essentially a nastier and more immoral version of Scrooge McDuck who often forced children to let him urinate on them for money. One such child was a younger Mickey. Ebenezer rationalizes his actions by saying that the best thing about being rich is seeing what desperate people will do for money.
- Actively defied in the "Down on Moonshine Holler" segments of the Thrilling Adventure Hour. In these episodes, millionaire Jasper Manorlodge renounced his riches and took up the identity of hobo Banjo Bindlestuff to seek out the Hobo Princess he fell in Love at First Sight with. Once an Episode, he and his hobo mentor Gummy encounter situations that Banjo, if he were to access his wealth, could resolve quickly at the cost of sabotaging his chances of finding the Hobo Princess. Since he genuinely wishes to help, this often makes Banjo use his ingenuity to figure out how to solve the situation "The Hobo Way."
- Kim Possible: In "Rufus in Show", Ron bribes the committee with 5 dollars. Kim is stunned that it works.
- This moment from Batman Beyond:
Worker: You can't just walk in here like you own the place!Bruce: I do own the place.
- The Simpsons:
- C. Montgomery Burns, Springfield's resident centenarian and lone plutocrat, once tried to block out the sun just to squeeze more money out of the townsfolk (since he owns the town's only power company), shrugs off serious allegations and charges with money and bribes, but still indulges in that joyful pastime of stealing candy from babies, with both disastrous results and hilarious consequences.
- After Burns gets caught by the EPA hiding barrels of toxic waste:
Judge Snyder: Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life, this court fines you $3 million.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket. Oh, and I'll take that statue of justice too.
Judge Snyder: Sold!
- In The Movie, he even gets away with releasing attack dogs upon The Chief of Police.
- Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby. According to the Gabbo episode, he misappropriates city funding to pay assassins to murder political rivals of his. In an episode where his nephew is accused of assault and battery, he immediately begins trying to bribe the jury to ensure he gets off.
- Mom is basically a female expy of Mr. Burns in the year 3000 in Futurama.
- Princess Morbucks from The Powerpuff Girls. "I have the most powerful power there is! Cold, hard cash!"
- The Fairly OddParents:
- Remy Buxaplenty. The fact that Butch Hartman was picked on by rich kids in high school has absolutely nothing to do with the character's horribly exaggerated portrayal, really. To be fair, he was given a Freudian Excuse when it was revealed that his parents constantly ignore him and he antagonizes Timmy because he's jealous of the fact that Timmy has both a set of loving parents (well, more loving than Remy's, at least) and Fairy Godparents. As the series went on, Remy's actions seemed to have less to do with his family issues and more to do with Remy just acting like a douche for no reason. Hell, even before we found out about his parents he was like that, where he bought every ticket to the new Crash Nebula movie just for his piles of money.
- Timmy, meanwhile, may have an infinite amount of magical wishes at his fingertips, but he actually doesn't have infinite magical wealth at his fingertips, as shown in one episode where he wishes for a large sum of money so he can get tickets to a concert, only to find out that it's against the rules; fairies can't grant any wishes that break the law, and magically creating money would require either stealing or counterfeiting.
- The Pixies subtly invoked this in Schools Out The Musical. When Flappy Bob asks about why are they floating, they claim that it's because they have to money to do it, and walking is for poor people.
- Tiny Toon Adventures.
- Montana Max uses his vast wealth to push the other characters around, and owns heavily polluting industries that make inane things like ice cream spoons and portable holes.
- The some-what foils to Buster and Babs, Roderick and Rhubella Rat. For example they smoke in non-smoking areas (in most places that would get you thrown out), ban Buster and Babs from a public golf course (that they own), and in Acme Bowl Roderick and some of his classmates bribe Plucky into revealing the Toon's playbook secrets.
- The Boondocks
- Ed Wuncler III, whose grandfather owns everything in town and will never be arrested or prosecuted for anything. Riley even said "you're lucky your granddad owns the police" after a badly botched bank robbery. Ed's partner Gin Rummy denied it works that way, and claimed they got away with it "because I am a criminal mastermind"... right before a cop comes by to return Ed's wallet from the scene of the crime.
- His grandfather Ed Sr. isn't much better. In one episode, he converts a health food restaurant into a soul food restaurant (firing all the employees except the illegal Mexicans in the process) in order to drive down property values in the area and convince the city to sell him a public park. In another episode, he uses a pony (which may not actually ever have existed) as leverage to perform a hostile takeover of Jazmine's lemonade stand.
- He takes it pretty far when he tries to KILL a man so he can profit from his death. He intended to have his building blow up with the security guard inside and orchestrate it as a terrorist attack. He believed that, like the 9/11 attacks, the nation would come together and mourn and he'd be able to sell memorial items praising the guard as a hero. This trope is directly (and hilariously) lampshaded in the following exchange:
Jack Flowers: Look, Huey, nobody is above the law. Wuncler is going to pay for this. You have my word.
The Director: Excuse me, everyone, can I have your attention? I'm afraid we have to abort the mission to arrest Ed the Third and his grandfather.
Jack Flowers: What?! What about the bomb?!
Director: Sorry, Jack. Turns out some people are above the law. Wuncler will not pay for this. You have my word.
- He takes it pretty far when he tries to KILL a man so he can profit from his death. He intended to have his building blow up with the security guard inside and orchestrate it as a terrorist attack. He believed that, like the 9/11 attacks, the nation would come together and mourn and he'd be able to sell memorial items praising the guard as a hero. This trope is directly (and hilariously) lampshaded in the following exchange:
- Edward's attitude in Camp Lazlo.
- Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom fits this trope. In fact, about the only thing he can't buy is the Green Bay Packers. And Maddie. Or Danny. He can't buy Danny's love (No, not THAT kind of love, sorry Vlad/Danny shippers) either.
- David Xanatos of Gargoyles. His introduction to viewers included the phrase "Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into hell." The guy owns everything, all the shiny toys, all the best lawyers, everything. A fan joke is that Xanatos is so rich, he could afford to pay all the people necessary to say "hell" in a children's cartoon series. A DISNEY children's cartoon series no less.
- However, part of his character development is the realization that not everything can be solved by money and manipulation.
- In Hercules: The Animated Series, the king of Atlantis, Croesus, bribes Hades and the Fates to prevent losses following a prophecy involving his city sinking. In the end, Atlantis sinks, complete with Hades returning his check and cracking "your bank went under". Another episode has Adonis delivering checks to all before him in a queue to get attended quickly - three times!
- There was an episode of in which a nightmare version of the boys' Uncle Scrooge tells them, "I'm RICH! I can do ANYTHING!!"
- Scrooge's biggest rival, Flintheart Glomgold, is a much more genuine example of this trope on the show.
- The main characters of Metalocalypse have this in its ultimate incarnation: "Screw the rules, the world economy would fail without us!" One episode also featured a movie producer rich enough to push even Dethklok around.
- More like he was enough of a Jerk Ass to think he could get away with it. Par for the course, that doesn't end well for him.
- Rusty McCabe in Ned's Newt. The town mayor is his parents' old friend, and is more than eager to bend the rules of the great city scavenger hunt in his favor ("Remote Possibility"). Similarly, he takes Linda for a date to an amusement park owned by his parents, and inexplicably seems to win all the time (the employees are threatened with being fired if he ever loses). ("Carnival Knowledge")
- In one episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick was declared the long-lost heir to a kingdom and quickly let it go to his head.
- There's also Squidward's snooty Always Someone Better rival Squilliam Fancyson, who likes to rub his wealth, fame, and success in Squidward's face.
- Gordie Gibble on Kick Buttowski is this. Not only did he make his dad buy the "Go-Go-Go Kart World" just to spite Kick, but then tried to cheat in the go-kart race using dirty tricks and gadgets he'd bought with big money. He has also tried to beat Kick in BMX races using his money rather than his talent as a BMX "Legend".
- A Comically Small Bribe on Family Guy to save Brian.
Councilman: Mr. Griffin, this dog is a danger to society, albeit an articulate and charismatic one. But the law is the law and can't be circumvented by pretty words.
Peter: I'll give you each $20.
Councilman: Deal. He can go.
- In the The Legend of Korra the White Falls Wolfbats due some extremely blatant cheating during the Final of the Pro-bending tournament, (throwing rocks in water, firing attacks longer than they are supposed to, etc.) and everybody (including the announcer) assumes they bribed the ref.
- This was the attitude of the Terrible Trio, a three-man gang who appeared on Batman: The Animated Series. Basically, they were three Spoiled Brats from very rich families who committed crimes simply for fun (brutally injuring more than one person in the process) and thought they were untouchable because of it. Batman's opinion of them summed it up perfectly:
Batman: People like this are worse than the Joker. At least he has madness as an excuse.
- The South Park episode "Chef Aid" features a Corrupt Corporate Executive record producer, whose kneejerk response to anyone pointing out whenever his actions are illegal are "I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!" Whether or not he believes this because of his wealth isn't explicitly stated, but it's implied.
NOTE: In deference to the Rule of Cautious Editing Judgment, please restrict yourself to either (a) general classes of behavior or (b) specific instances only when either (1) the trope is well documented/undisputed or (2) all parties to the incident have all been dead for at least fifty years.
- Lobbying. Sure, the law says that bribery is corruption and is illegal, but you need campaign donations. And an Army of Lawyers need to eat too. Amped up with the Citizens United court decision, which means you can provide unlimited money in support of someone without declaring where any of it is coming from; The Colbert Report has had a pretty extensive segment skewering this.
- Occupy Wall Street is drawing attention to the many instances of this in America.
- Played straight to the point of Refuge in Audacity in the 2007 and 2008 financial meltdown, though notably subverted with Bernard Madoff.
- Leona Helmsley was the poster-girl for this trope and Rich Bitch for a good two decades (and still is, depending on who you ask). While there are many reasons she was called the "Queen of Mean" (like being rude to contractors hired to refurbish a Greenwich, Connecticut mansion and ultimately, a prison sentence for tax evasion), and makes Malory Archer look downright reasonable, one quote from her solidifies her under this trope.
We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
- However, she didn't entirely play this trope straight. She did make many charitable contributions after her prison term, such as a $5 million donation to the families of firefighters killed during 9/11.
- After the Cold War ended, many people in ex-communist nations accepted bribes, since wages ended with the collapse of the government. This resulted in millions of AK-47s and other weaponry being sold on the grey market and black market. And not just weapons - under the 'economic liberalization' program advocated by Western nations and agencies, and required for the post-Soviet nations to get loans, whole factories and industries were sold off to wealthy people who took them apart for parts and grew insanely rich, earning the name of 'oligarchs'.
- Many defectors have used bribe money to escape North Korea and/or convince North Korean officials to ignore black market deals. Bribery became very common after North Korea's economy started to fail when the Cold War ended. North Korea depended on foreign aid to keep its economy intact. When Russia and China began to charge higher prices for petroleum and other supplies, the infrastructure suffered a breakdown that became worse after the famine. However, the Bribe Backfire can instantly apply if the bribe threatens the North Korean official with public exposure.
- This also has applied to China. Bribes are paid so black market operations will be ignored.
- In the Philippines, a bribe can do practically anything to circumvent petty traffic laws and bureaucratic red tape, to the point where politicians and policemen are nearly always depicted as crocodiles, eager to swallow up more cash. It works the other way around too - come campaign season, expect to see vote-buying on a scandalous scale.
- An Older Than Feudalism example was Rome: an interesting example of this trope is that in the Roman Republic, there was a fixed fine for assault, which was not adjusted for inflation, and after several centuries of currency debasement, the fine was worthless. Rich sociopaths used to walk down the street punching people in the face and then handing over purses full of small change; legally, this was adequate compensation and the victims couldn't bring charges.
- Although it makes one wonder why said victim couldn't simply punch them back and return the purse...
- Related to the above, fines in general. Because fines may be fixed, what may be an "ouch" to a working class citizen may be mere pocket change to someone with more wealth. For that matter, a lot of lawsuits in general against corporations tend to not hurt them because a couple hundred thousand dollars in legal fees and fines is merely pocket change. Some industries in fact simply find it cheaper to pay fines instead of following the law. This is partly why criminal penalties exist. With the difference in outcomes for people who can hire high priced attorneys, this is tragically becoming an example of the trope as well.
- This is why punitive damages exist in torts in The Common Law. It's easy to get worked up about jury judgments in the millions of dollars against defendants in (for instance) product liability cases, but you have to realize that the point of allowing punitive damages is to make it so that large corporations actually feel the bite when they hurt people.
- Averted by Finnish and German traffic laws, which base fines on offenders' income in order to make sure they hurt a rich person as much as they would a poor person.
- Disneyland California evidently pays a fine every night for their fireworks performance(s).
- Walt Disney World in Florida does not... because they own so much of the land, they are the government, right up to the county level.
- Oddly enough, this is the point of Islamic law's prescription of cutting off a hand as punishment for theft. Today, most of the world—including a large number of Muslims—finds this barbaric, but it made a great deal of sense in seventh-century Arabia: they couldn't really afford to imprison anyonenote but obviously imposing a fine for theft would mean that the punishment would be disproportionally harsh to the poor. Losing a hand, though? Even rich people would hate to part with a hand.
- The Pinto was designed as an economical choice for lower-income drivers, but it was later revealed that the Pinto had a defect in the gas tank that could cause it to burst into flames in even low-speed rear-end collisions. According to leaked document dubbed "The Ford Pinto Memo," Ford greenlit the Pinto while knowing about the design flaws; the legal damages they would have to pay on average was cheaper than going back and fixing all the existing cars and manufacturing methods and the expected costs of legal expenses from people who were injured or killed as a result of the defect. A combination of public backlash and actual costs changed their minds.
- Russell Wilson, quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks, wears Skittles-colored shoes that are against NFL regulations. However, Skittles is more than happy to pay the fines for him, since it's chump change for their marketing department. Wilson, for his part, gets a Skittles vending machine in his locker, which works out as he's addicted to the candies.
- The Bullingdon Club, an invite-only dining society at Oxford University, has a long tradition of trashing establishments its members go to - and paying on the spot for the damage caused.
- TMZ has an infamous reputation even in the major news outlets of paying anybody just to get headlines. With this and being a Determinator, they can get headlines before public releases, and, in rarer cases, before the police and public officials. However, sister stations like CNN (they are owned by the same parent company) see them as a Necessary Evil under how they get notorious scandals out in the open when nobody else does and TMZ is able to push boundaries but not to illegality.
- This can be said to be the theme of the Six Flags parks' "Flash Pass" system. Pay upwards of $40 for the privilege of reserving specific times to bypass the long lines and ride the most popular rides.
- Because Disney World lacks a service where money can be exchanged for shorter waits, some people have come up with their own. A handicapped "guide" can be hired for $130/hr to pose as a member of your family during a trip to the park. This allows the family to skip all of the lines all day.
- Why Fandom Can't Have Nice Things: Because of this, disabled people are instead given a card with a time on it and told to return during that time.
- Because Disney World lacks a service where money can be exchanged for shorter waits, some people have come up with their own. A handicapped "guide" can be hired for $130/hr to pose as a member of your family during a trip to the park. This allows the family to skip all of the lines all day.
- College Admissions: You can play it fair and brave the single-digit acceptance percentages at top schools like Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford and the like, but if your family has money and/or connections to the school, a hefty donation might just bump your chances of getting in up to 100%. Ivy League for Everyone, right?
- The American Gilded Age from about 1870 to the 1890s was filled with this trope, as corporations at the time were constantly forming trusts, bribing the government, and doing whatever they could to stay above punishment. Some examples:
- Boss Tweed ran Tammany Hall in the 1870s and decided to avert being clever by getting massive amounts of money, and then just liberally bribing everyone who could conceivably get in the way. Why be sophisticated about your crimes when you can just make a lot of money? He was only undone when a pesky muckraker with a sense of morals decided to bring him down.
- The entire railroad industry was owned by the Vanderbilts, one of whom allegedly said "Public be damned!" They would organize their railroads based on whoever could offer enough money, and could force prices up at a whim. The government didn't act out against them until antitrust legislation was finally introduced over a decade after they gained power.
- A particularly memorable example of corporate shenanigans comes from the demise of the American urban streetcar network during the early 20th century. Major auto and tire manufacturers (Ford, Chrysler, Firestone, et al), fearful that efficient public transit would keep people from buying their products, would buy up streetcar companies and then liquidate them, effectively destroying a profitable mode of transportation for the American public. When the government held the corporations accountable in an anti-trust suit, the auto companies "convinced" the government to reduce the renumeration payments to $1. Each. To date, only a handful of cities in North America have held onto their streetcars, which are generally beloved by the people riding them.
- Steve Jobs had a tendency to drive without a license plate and park (crookedly) in handicap spaces, and get away with itnote . Why didn't he just designate some spots as executive parking at the Apple lot if he hated walking that much?
- Peter Odili and James Ibori, two former Governors of oil-rich States in Nigeria (Rivers and Delta, respectively) went to court after leaving office and secured unconstitutional injunctions rendering them immune from prosecution for ANY crime committed during their tenures as governor. Including corruption. Forever.
- An experimental finding by UC Berkeley researchers revealed that people with higher socioeconomic standing were more likely to commit unethical acts such as cheating to win a prize, taking candy from children, and saying they would pocket extra change handed to them in error rather than give it back. Because rich people have more financial resources, they're less dependent on social bonds for survival, resulting in heightened self-interest, decadent hedonism, and greed over the needs of others. This was demonstrated in a driving experiment where owners of the priciest cars were 4 times more likely to enter the intersection when they didn't have the right of way. However, the researchers carefully pointed out that anyone's ethical standards could slip if they suddenly won the lottery and joined the top 1%.
- This is correlated—somewhat disturbingly—by a finding that poorer Americans donate proportionately more than double what rich Americans donate (proportionate to income: the rich donate 1.3% and the poor 3.2%, but obviously the dollar amount for the rich is orders of magnitude greater) and that what the rich donate doesn't even go to institutions directly benefiting the poor (the arts and academia are more common targets). Although this study is focused on Americans, it's fairly likely that its findings would apply more generally. But allow us to restate: (1) The (working) poor give a larger share of their income to charity than the rich; (2) The working poor give to nonprofits that support the needy, while the rich give to nonprofits that support the arts, sciences, and culture; and (3) the rich could easily afford to give twice as much as they give now, fully funding the organizations for the support of the needy without affecting the arts, science, and culture institutions that make society worth living in.
- Season ticket holders for major league sports teams can have arena giveaway items mailed to them; those with club seats at indoor arenas can have their food brought to them. Many teams also offer early arena entry, priority playoff seating, etc.
- While today the Academy Award lobbying is very public and spendful, the book Pictures at a Revolution shows that in the 1960s, it was much easier to manipulate the Academy when it was half the size it was today - and in 20th Century Fox's case, when many of the voters are in your payroll. Fox got Best Picture noms for unremarkable films such as The Sand Pebbles and outright bombs like Cleopatra and Doctor Dolittle (which, as told in the book, the studio held 16 days with free screenings with dinner for Academy members).
- The bribery didn't stop with Fox. Universal also used expensive dinners to bribe Oscar voters to nominate their flop Anne Of The Thousand Days for the major awards (it only won an Oscar for Costume Design). Warner Bros. was also accused of this for getting the Academy to nominate Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close for Best Picture because of its negative reception; the organization had already stopped accepting bribes by then.
- This supposedly could even go so far as getting you into Heaven; in the 14th through 16th centuries in Catholic Europe, you could buy "indulgences", a kind of get-out-of-jail-free card for a specific sin, you didn't have to worry about getting punished for it. Or so some people claimed (and many people believed): the Church's official line (then and now) was that indulgences are only for remission of temporal—i.e. earthly—punishment for some sin you had committed or would commit. It was more "donate some money and you can get out of having to go through that whole annoying business of confession and penance" than "give us money and you won't have to go to Purgatory." Then the Protestant Reformation came along—in part because a German bishop kinda-sorta counted on people misunderstanding the true meaning of the indulgence to get people to buy them and pay for his new cathedral and palace—and ruined everything.
- Any online video game that lets players buy in game items or abilities with real life money falls squarely into the trope. Want to reach the end game but are too lazy or unskilled to do so? Just spend a few extra dollars and you're on your way to being as powerful as the next player who spent many months or even years trying to reach the same level of power! This is even worse in player VS player games where a match can be determined by who spent more money to win.
- A term that's gaining in popularity is "Affluenza", where someone's wealth is claimed to lead to moral decay because of their firm belief in this trope. This proved controversial in 2013 when it was used as a legal defense in a drunk driving incident that killed 4 pedestrians and injured two others. Even worse is that it was (largely) successful, netting the 17-year-old boy at the wheel a comparatively light 10 years' probation, community service, and rehab - at a $500,000 a year facility with a plethora of possible activities. This has led to widespread speculation on the Internet that the teen's rich parents might have bribed the judge in order to make such a ludicrous defense work.
- And even more recent news exacerbated this - while the facility is $715 per day, his parents were ordered to pay only $1,150 a month - roughly 5% of the actual cost, leaving the rest (presumably) to the taxpayers.
- One political cartoon from the Prohibition era featured a line of people with some connection to law enforcement (from the officer on the beat to the magistrate and the legislator who passed the law), each with an open hand behind his back waiting for his bribe.
- Not Always Right has many good examples of this trope, like this guy here.
Golfer: That’s assault! I am calling the police on you! I paid good money!
- Or, say, a country club golf player hitting a golf ball into another man's backyard. The golf player then proceeds to use the backyard as if it was part of the golf course. The owner of the backyard is angry with yet another rich jerk thinking he can just walk right on in like he owns the placenote . He gets fed up, so he bodily throws the golfer back onto the golf course. The golfer threatens to sue because he "paid good money", as he reminds the owner every time he opens his mouth. The backyard owner says he'd like to see him try, countering with Screw the Money, I Have Rules!.
Backyard Owner: I don’t give a d*** how much you paid; this is private property and according to the [Texas] state penal code, I can remove you just like I did.
Golfer: I'll sue! I paid good money!
Backyard Owner: Go ahead. I’ll be your lawyer.
- Of note, the guy in question was permanently banned from that course, and the guy whose property he was trespassing on gets to now play for free.
- This woman steals a coffee pot from a library because she believes that poor people don't deserve coffee or tea, and uses the same "logic" to steal roses from a flower shop.
- When Mad Magazine made him a millionaire, William M. Gaines let his hair grow long, his beard grow scraggly, wore the same style of clunky horn-rim glasses for the rest of his life, and steadfastly refused to wear a suit-coat or tie.
"Ask money to save you, then!"
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