"Welcome to MJN Air — putting the excitement back into air travel. Sometimes too much so."A BBC radio sitcom, written by John Finnemore, about a small charter airline (or, technically, an 'airdot', as you can't put only one aircraft in a line). There are two pilots, a good one (Douglas) and a safe one (Martin), the former played by Roger Allam, the latter by Benedict Cumberbatch. The attendants are Carolyn (Stephanie Cole, Waiting for God), who owns the airline as part of her last divorce settlement, and Arthur (John Finnemore), her well-meaning, if dim, late-twenties son.Much of the humour comes from the tension between the two pilots, Martin and Douglas; Carolyn's penny pinching ways; and Arthur's stupidity.There have so far been four series of six plus one Christmas Special, and a two-part finale recorded in February 2014 was broadcast on December 23 and 24 2014, rounding out the 26 alphabetically-entitled episodes.
- Ace Pilot: Deconstructed. Douglas is an excellent pilot, but a reckless one, his record of stunts resulting in his being knocked down to First Officer. Martin, meanwhile, is a very cautious and safety-conscious pilot, but not good at quick-thinking or improvisation in a tight spot.Carolyn: I have a good pilot and a safe pilot. And the safe pilot is in charge of the good pilot. Martin won’t let them get into trouble, and if they do, Douglas would get them out of it.
- For his part, Douglas managed to chase polar bears across Qikiqtarjuaq in a really old commercial charter plane, all the while making taka-taka noises. And as for Martin he landed that plane on one engine after a bird strike.
- Hercules 'Herc' Shipwright, Douglas' old friend, is another one.
- Actually, I Am Him:
Martin: Hello, we're here to pick up Princess Theresa.
- Carolyn has to assure a few people that the manager of MJN is, in fact, her.
- In 'Vaduz':
Princess Theresa: Yes, hello.
Martin: [awkward pause] Is she... in?
Theresa: Yes, she is in... front of you.
- Adorkable: Martin. It's Benedict Cumberbatch - 'nuff said.
- Just listen to him rattling off the Seven Dwarves in "Gdansk"! You just want to pick him up and hug him!
- Aerith and Bob: the Shipwright siblings are named Hercules, Wellington, Harrier... and Sarah.
- The Alleged Plane: GERTI. After another pilot correctly identifies what model it is, Douglas replies, "Gosh, well done. Most people would have to stop and think before they said 'aeroplane'..."
- All There in the Manual: Inversion. According to John Finnemore, the ONLY canon is what appears in the broadcast episodes. He is happy to answer questions, but on the basis that his Word of God is officially unofficial.
- Alphabetical Theme Naming: The 26 episode titles go through the alphabet from Abu Dhabi, Boston and Cremona to Xinzhou, Yverdon-les-Bains and Zurich.
- And the Adventure Continues: The series ends with MJN flying to Addis Ababa, and starting another word game.Douglas: The lemon is in play...
- Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?: Played straight for an Unspoken Plan Guarantee between Martin and Douglas in 'Douz', the humour being when Arthur joins in despite clearly having no idea what they're talking about.Douglas: Ohhh... You mean...
Martin: What do you think?
Douglas: I like it.
Arthur: (conspiratorially) Yeah... that might just work...
Martin: What might?
Arthur: I don't know... I just like talking like this...
- Aroused by Their Voice: The voice-off between Douglas and Herc.Carolyn: Stop it, you two, before I drown in syrup!
- Asshole Victim: Mr. Leeman in "Boston".
- The B Grade: When Martin is told that he got 99% on a theory test (in which nobody has ever scored more than 84, and the testers conclude he must have cheated) he can only ask "...so I got a question wrong?" Turns out they were just confused by his British 7 (with no crossbar) looking like a European 1, so he was right after all.
- Back for the Finale: Princess Theresa and Gordon Shappey.
- Bad Liar: Arthur.Douglas: Answer this question with a lie. What's your name?Arthur: [stuttering] Arth...nold...man...er...cat...sir...man.Douglas: Arthnoldmanercatsirman... That's an unusual name. Tell me, is it made up?Arthur: Yes, it is. Augh!
- Douglas tries to teach him to lie better by using anecdotes from real life instead of trying to make things up, but this doesn't work since most of his anecdotes include the people he's trying to lie to (telling Carolyn he's been at the dentist's when she took him last week, telling Martin he's been having lunch at an Italian restaurant with Douglas and Mar...k Ramprakash).
- Batman Gambit: Douglas' scheme in "Kuala Lumpur" (to make Martin think Carolyn had shut down his secret bar, when really she'd been a regular patron before he found out about it) relied on Arthur being such a Bad Liar that Martin would realise the bar had been set up again, Martin calling Carolyn and then immediately regretting doing so, and Martin picking up on his hint to give her the one bottle filled with apple juice. He knows his colleagues inside-out, does Douglas.
- His plan to get to stay in the state rooms at the Excelsior Hotel in "Cremona" is possibly even more complex.
- Becoming the Mask: How Douglas finally reveals to Martin that he came by his calm and resourceful demeanor: he imitated his first captain until it became natural to him.
- Berserk Button: Arthur loves his mother and woe betide anyone who insults her in his presence. Admittedly his idea of going berserk is putting a cake in someone's face, but by Arthur's standards the merest hint of hostility is an extreme reaction.
- Arthur is also furious when he's lied to, as shown in "Zurich" when he shouts at his dad for trying to fool him into returning GERTI to him.
- A relatively minor example, but in 'Gdansk', when Martin brings up Douglas letting his wife believe he's a captain, Douglas' reaction instantly shifts from his usual playful sarcasm to dead-serious This Means War!
- Bigger on the Inside: Played for laughs in "Limerick" when Arthur is playing Twenty Questions to determine what the cargo is:Arthur: Is it bigger than the box?Douglas: Is it bigger than the box it's in? *incredulous* No, it's not.
- Bittersweet Ending: Discussed in "Zurich, Part 1" with the quote below, when they think they'll have to sell off GERTI: YMMV whether the actual ending qualifies as "fairytale" (the miraculous saviour of MJN) or "sad happy" (Arthur explicitly compares Martin leaving the airline to his description of the ending to the Jungle Book.)Arthur: ...doesn't feel like a happy ending.
Carolyn: It is a happy ending! Just not a fairytale ending. We can’t expect that. Real happy endings are never simple.
Arthur: Yes they are! Like in Finding Nemo when they find Nemo. Or in Casablanca when the woman gets a go on the plane. [...] I suppose maybe The Jungle Book when you’re meant to be happy that Mowgli goes off with the boring girl to the human village instead of hanging out with Baloo and Bagheera. That’s a kind of sad happy ending.
- Bland-Name Product:
- Douglas and Herc's former employer 'Air England', probably because British Airways wouldn't appreciate the implication that they'd ever employed anyone like Douglas.
- G-ERTI is a 'Lockheed McDonnell 3-12', which doesn't exist as a real aircraft. Presumably a combination of Lockheed Martin and McDonnell Douglas.
- Subverted in the Birling Day trilogy: John Finnemore never thought that the Talisker would make a return after Edinburgh, so he didn't bother making up a fictional whisky. He is also quite adamant that he doesn't have shares in Toblerone.
- Blatant Lies: In the finale, Gordon's explanation to Arthur of why he's so desperate to get GERTI back. So blatant that even Arthur sees through it.
- The Blind Leading the Blind: A Running Gag in 'Abu Dhabi' is each of the main characters trying to explain to Arthur how planes' wings work. Carolyn is out of her depth almost immediately, Martin gives the classic primary school "the air on top has to keep up" explanation (which Arthur scotches with "but why does it have to?" and Douglas gives a more accurate explanation regarding relative air pressures. When Arthur asks how planes are able to fly upside-down, even Douglas has to deftly change the subject.
- Bolivian Army Ending: The final episode of series 4, 'Yverdon-Les-Bains' ended with Martin leaving the question of whether he's going to take a paying job at another airline up in the air. Finnemore hoped to be able to make a 'Zurich' episode to wrap everything up, but made 'Yverdon' in such a way that it could stand up on its own if that wasn't possible. He eventually confirmed that a final episode would be broadcast in 2014.Finnemore: Yes, now he has a big decision to make, and that decision has potentially sad consequences... but he hasn't made it yet, so we don't even know which potentially sad consequences to be potentially sad about.
- Bothering by the Book: Annoyed at his sniping at the state of GERTI, Martin insists that an engineer fix a broken lightbulb before they take off from Birmingham to Newcastle. The engineer hits back by insisting on using a cherry-picker, safety harness, hard hat etc, even though the bulb is six feet off the ground. Things just escalate from there.
- Bottle Episode: 'Fitton', 'Limerick' and 'Xinzhou' all take place largely on board GERTI and feature quiet character interaction between the core cast rather than a complex comedy plot. 'Limerick' is a particularly extreme example, taking place entirely on the flight deck, with only the main cast, and in real time.
- Bratty Half-Pint:
- Brick Joke: Quite a few. Among them:
- The water bottle in "Johannesburg".
- The travelling lemon of "Qikiqtarjuaq".
- The bassoon in "Gdansk".
- In "St. Petersburg", Carolyn tells Arthur that if they sell GERTI, they may have enough money "to buy an ice cream van." Three years later in "Zurich", according to the promotional clip on the BBC, Arthur has turned Martin's van into an ice cream van.
- Martin's Captain at Swiss Air is called Loutre – or in English: Otter. So in a way, Martin is flying with a live otter in the flight deck after all.
- Buffy Speak: The "Words of One Syllable" game tends to cause this:Douglas: I'll go do the... "man looks at plane" bit.
- But Now I Must Go: Though Carolyn has enough money at the end of "Zurich" to pay Martin a proper salary, he nevertheless moves on to Swiss Airways to continue his career.
- California Doubling: An in-universe example in 'Timbuktu', when the crew try to pass off Guspini on the Italian island of Sardinia as the eponymous remote African town, for the benefit of a drunken multi-millionaire. It almost works...
- Call Back:
Martin: "And as Carolyn knows, whilst in flight, I am supreme commander of this vessel."
- "Abu Dhabi":
Douglas: [...]"I think you’ll find that I am the supreme commander of th..." (trails off)Herc: "Y’all right, Commander?"Douglas: (horrified) What Have I Become?
- "Zurich" is layered top to bottom with these.
- Martin referring to himself as Martin du Creff when speaking over the PA in (now fluent) French, calling back to Qikitarjuaq.
- Herc and Douglas playing The Travelling Lemon.
- Calling Shotgun: In "Abu Dhabi", Martin and Douglas squabble over this. "The captain gets to sit in the front of an aircraft, because he's driving it. He doesn't get to sit in the front seat of any vehicle he happens to be in."
- Casual Danger Dialogue: "Arthur, break the emergency glass. I require my Biggles hat."
- Catch Phrase: Arthur's is "Brilliant".Douglas: Always at hand with the mot juste, aren't you Arthur? Yes, the Sahara Desert is "brilliant", just as Niagara Falls was "brilliant", the Northern Lights were "brilliant", and that chap from RyanAir burping the theme from The Muppet Show was "really brilliant".
- Chain of Deals: Douglas is quite good at this in his smuggling deals. He started with a cheese sandwich and worked his way up to 500 euros' worth of orchids (which he's then going to trade for a load of seafood, etc.)
- Chekhov's Gag: Often an apparent one-off joke will become important later in the episode;
- Douglas running his car on spare aeroplane fuel ("feeding a rabbit cheetah food") in 'Douz'; turns out you can also feed a cheetah for a short while with an awful lot of rabbit food.
- Both the freezing cold metal sticking to flesh, and the Gordon's Gin, in 'St Petersburg'.
- In "Zurich", a joke is made that Arthur put brake pads worth 2000 pounds in a van only worth 500. This is a twofer, as not only does the cash difference mean that MJN can buy back GERTI from Bruce Fraser, but it later turns out that Like Father, Like Son, Gordon hid his gold as the wiring aboard GERTI.
- Chekhov's Gun: In "Edinburgh", Douglas' kit bag contains a hip flask full of water, a bottle of shampoo for coloured hair, and a bottle of nail varnish. One of these items is a Chekhov's Gun, the others are red herrings.
- Christmas Episode: "Molokai," featuring an impromptu celebration on the flight deck, with 'turkey' made from bits of a chicken sandwich and a green umbrella in lieu of a tree.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Arthur.
- Code Emergency: The paranoid Madame Szyszko-Bohusz overhears Carolyn and Arthur's cryptic conversation about the Seven Dwarfs (regarding the latest cabin game) she assumes it's a case of this, and Carolyn sarcastically claims that they have a Disney character for every emergency.Carolyn: "Donald Duck" means lethal bird strike. "Dumbo" means pilot's dropped his magic feather. "Shere Khan" means tiger in the flight deck.
- Cold Open: Some episodes open with self-contained pre-credit gags, whether plot-related or not, such as the characters making mock intercom announcements in their off-hours.
- Comic Role Play: Carolyn attempting to improve Arthur's stewarding skills by playing a succession of demanding passengers. Despite getting extremely flustered and confused, he does to his credit keep all their demands in his head (making up names on the spot for each of them) and finds an unorthodox way to meet them all.
- Comic Trio: Douglas the schemer, Martin the complainer, Arthur the idiot.
- Played with in "Ottery St. Mary", with its very The Three Stooges-esque premise involving the three being hired to move a piano. Martin is responsible for the "scheme", such as it is (and constantly excuses himself from heavy lifting because of his sprained ankle); meanwhile Arthur and Douglas' usual roles are switched when it's revealed that it was Douglas who lost the van keys and thus derailed A Simple Plan.
- Constantly Curious: Arthur's attempts to find out from everyone else why aeroplanes can fly in "Abu Dhabi".
- Cool Shades: Martin finds some aviators in 'Johannesburg.' He's reluctant to wear them lest Douglas mock him, but since Douglas isn't around he does (and his confidence improves without the constant snarking as well). Of course by the end of the episode, before Dougie even gets a chance to get any good jabs in, they — along with his newfound self-esteem — get broken.
- Credits Gag: Benedict Cumberbatch reads the credits to "Qikiqtarjuaq" in the fake French accent Martin was forced to assume after Douglas informed everyone he was French.
- He also slips into a Spanish accent for the final credits of "Johannesburg", which despite the name takes place mostly in Spain.
- In "Ottery St. Mary", a piano version of "Those Magnificent Menin Their Flying Machines" is playing as Benedict reads the end credits instead of the usual "Overture to Ruslan And Ludmilla." When Benedict/Martin finishes reading, Douglas starts singing the chorus, joined by Arthur and Martin.
- The Cuckoolander Was Right: The closing 30 seconds or so of 'St. Petersburg'. Arthur is getting... smart.
- Also at the end of "Ottery St. Mary": Douglas, not Arthur, was the one to lose the van keys, which Arthur was sure he had given back.
- Curse Cut Short: During the First Officers' training exercise in 'Ipswich':Instructor: Step Four, propose a solution: "One thing we could do is reduce our speed." Step Five, obtain buy-in to your idea: "How does that sound to you?"
Douglas: Well, frankly, it sounds like the biggest load of—
Instructor: —Nonono, that's what you might say...
Douglas: If it helps, the cabin address wasn't on for any of that.Martin: What?Douglas: No one heard it but you and me.Martin: You weren't pressing the mute button, and the red light was on!Douglas: True, but while you were out playing hunt-the-lemon, I switched the LED round. Now the red light comes on when the PA is off.Martin: But...that would mean it's on now.Douglas: It is. But now I have got my thumb on the mute button.Martin: You absolute—!
- Also, from "Qikiqtarjuaq":
- Deadpan Snarker: Douglas is a master of this. Martin and Carolyn also go in for it fairly often, but Douglas is the fount of eternal snark.Carolyn: Now Douglas, as soon as we get to the motel, I want you to help me write my little speech for tomorrow.Martin: What about me?Carolyn: Well, okay, you too, but I want it to be unbearably snide and superior, so obviously Douglas is my primary resource.
- Death in the Clouds
- Delusions of Eloquence: Arthur has a habit of talking this way, combined with Department of Redundancy Department, when he goes into flight attendant mode;Arthur: Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see our onboard transit process today has now reached its ultimate termination.
Carolyn: He means we've landed.
Arthur: Yes. So as yourselves prepare for disemboarding, if I could kindly ask you to kindly ensure you retain all your personal items about your person throughout the duration of the disembarcation.
Carolyn: He means take your stuff with you.
Arthur: In concluding, it's been a privilege for ourselves to conduct yourselves through the in-flight experience today, and I do hope you'll refavor ourselves with the esteem of your forth-looking custom going forward.
Carolyn: [wearily] No idea.
- Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: Carolyn has put (lost) most of her share of her ex-husband's fortune into the airline, which has been running at a deficit for years. She holds on because being the CEO of MJN Air is "a good thing to be. Better than ... a little old lady."
- Determinator: Martin. It took him seven goes to get his pilot's licence, but he managed it eventually!
- He also managed to read and memorize the entire 600 page flight manual.
- Deus ex Machina: GERTI is literally lined with gold.
- Didn't We Use This Joke Already?: In 'Vaduz', Carolyn mentions that she's going to Liechtenstein in the middle of a couple's tiff, and Herc remarks that that's "a bit of an overreaction". Carolyn says the same thing later, after Herc says he's going to Switzerland if she's not serious about the relationship.Herc: I did that joke already.
Carolyn: It's funnier now.
Herc: No it's not.
Carolyn: Oh yes it is, because the stakes are higher.
- Digging Yourself Deeper: Martin with Linda, the pilot from Air Caledonia in 'Newcastle'.
- Drunk on Milk: Played with when Douglas and Arthur are drinking pineapple juice in the Kilkenny airport in "Uskerty":Douglas: Gerry, two more pineapple juices over here.Gerry: Er, d'you not think maybe you've had enough?Gerry: Only they're quite acidic. You can get yourself a stomach ulcer.Douglas: Don't worry, Gerry. We can handle our juice.
- Dumbass Has a Point: Arthur in 'Douz'; "Could we just drive there?"
- Mr Birling nearly gives this trope by name when Arthur is pointing out how unlike Timbuktu the place MJN are calling Timbuktu is: "The idiot boy is right!"
- Early Installment Weirdness: The audience's laughter in the first episodes is quieter and politer. By series 3 they're liable to go into hysterics at every line, likely down to Benedict Cumberbatch's star rising with Sherlock.
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- The credits become noticeably more enthusiastic with time. In the first two episodes, Benedict Cumberbatch does them in a polite but rather unspectacular way. Then they start to get more enthusiastic and by series 4 the credits go for as long as Mr Cumberbatch doesn't run out of air.
- Eldritch Abomination: The picture of Goofy that Arthur paints on the side of Martin's van is variously interpreted as "an evil hippo", the Nachzehrer (by Theresa) and "some kind of demon".
- Eskimos Aren't Real: In "Timbuktu", Mr. Birling pays MJN Air to take him to the eponymous city so that he can prove to his wife that it exists. While Timbuktu does, in fact, exist, a civil war in Mali prevents the characters from going there, leading to the implementation of a Zany Scheme.
- Everybody Knew Already: Martin finally decides to confess to his family that he's a man with a van, only to later find out from his mother that they all already knew and just didn't mention it because as he never said, they assumed he didn't want to talk about it.
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Gordon claims in "Zurich" that the real reason he wants GERTI back is that it's named after his late mother. Subverted in that Arthur immediately realizes he's lying, since of course he knows his own grandmother's name.
- Everything's Better with Princesses: Princess Theresa of Liechtenstein is a match for Carolyn - and as it turns out, in the other sense, for Martin!
- Exact Words: In "Xinzhou", Douglas assures Martin he has not touched his mysteriously bacon-scented shirt. He has, however, used Martin's iron to fry himself a bacon butty.
- Expecting Someone Taller
- It's a Running Gag that most people meeting Douglas and Martin assume Douglas is the captain.
- More than one person is surprised that the manager of MJN is a woman.
- Martin is surprised to learn that the King of Liechtenstein is a small child.
- Expensive Glass of Crap: Carolyn gets back at one rude passenger by passing off cheap box wine as the expensive stuff he'd ordered.
- Expospeak Gag: A "rabbit of negative euphoria" (not a happy bunny) among others.
- Family Theme Naming: Hercules' brothers are named Wellington and Harrier. His sister is named Sarah — their father was "eccentric, not mad."
- Fictional Holiday: In addition to being almost unreasonably enthusiastic about Christmas and anyone's birthday, Arthur also celebrates Birling Day, Birling Day Eve, GERTI's birthday and Summer Christmas. Martin speculates that the latter might have something to do with his half-Australian heritage.
- Fire-Forged Friends
- French Jerk: The corrupt air traffic controller in 'Douz'.
- Friendship Moment:
- "Fitton", while not a crowning example, is the only episode where Martin and Douglas are shown actually laughing at the same joke. And it's a joke partially at Martin's expense, to boot.
- The Christmas celebration in "Molokai".
- In "Wokingham", the crew unites to make Martin look good in front of his family and humiliate his Big Brother Bully; Douglas even embarrasses himself to make Martin sound good.
- MJN picking Martin up after his interview in "Yverdon-les-Bains".
- In St. Petersburg, the episode which featured Gordon trying to steal GERTI, Carolyn said, "I can see the next three hours are going to fly by on gilded wings." She had no idea how right she was - it was revealed in Zurich, the episode in which Gordon tried to steal GERTI yet again, that GERTI is literally partly made of gold. (her wiring)
- In Zurich, GERTI gets auctioned off as Lot 42. Also known as the answer to life, the universe, and everything. She turned out to be the solution to everyone's problems.
- Fun with Acronyms: MJN is revealed in Fitton to stand for "My Jet Now", a name chosen after Carolyn won GERTI in an acrimonious divorce. In "Zurich", the reborn airline is christened "OJS" for "Our Jet Still".
- Get a Stupid Answer: In 'Xinzhou', they play a game pairing up Questioning Titles with ones that answer them, such as "Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Gandhi," and "What's Eating Gilbert Grape? 12 Monkeys."
- Grail in the Garbage: Central to the plot of "Zurich" part 2.
- Grand Finale: "Zurich," a two-parter.
- Green-Eyed Monster: Martin in "Rotterdam", of the actor Carolyn hires to do the safety video – also called Martin.Martin: See, you look more like a captain than me, you sound more like a captain than me, you've got a better uniform than me, and even a better name than me, you must be very pleased.
Martin: How tall are you?Other Martin: Oh, er... 6'2...Martin: Ha! (to Douglas) Told you so – Are you married? Oh, of course you are, kids too, I expect?Other Martin: Yes, two.Martin: Boy and a girl?Other Martin: How did you know...?Martin: Oh, just a hunch.
- And later:
- Although eventually the two bond, when Captain Martin realises they are Not So Different.
- Gretzky Has the Ball: Birling Day involves flying Mr Birling to the "final" of the Six Nations, a round-robin tournament. By 'Timbuktu', it's been retconned to the final of the Rugby World Cup.John Finnemore: In this episode, there's a running joke that Arthur doesn't know much about rugby. And also in this episode, Wales apparently play France in Scotland, for some reason, at the previously little-known 'final' of the Six Nations. Rugby fans may at this point be able to spot where Arthur gets it from...
- Grew a Spine: Martin noticeably manages to stand up to bullies in series 4.
- Good Looking Pilots: Douglas has, apparently, put his pilot's uniform to very good use. He advises Martin to do the same, but Martin is too inept.
- Hard Work Hardly Works: Martin has devoted his entire life to being a pilot, sacrificing everything and working obsessively towards getting his licence and doing everything by the book (which he has memorised), yet all those years of dedication have made him merely competent, and markedly not as good a pilot as Douglas manages effortlessly to be - it just comes naturally to him, and absolutely doesn't to Martin. Not that Martin lets this stop him.
- Heir Club for Men: The annoying young King of Liechtenstein has six older sisters.
- Henpecked Husband: Carolyn's brother-in-law responds to being told that they've left his wife in Helsinki with "Oh. Well done you!" He's also led his wife to believe that he's deaf just so he has an excuse to ignore her.
- Hurricane of Euphemisms: Douglas, trying to give an oblivious Martin a hint to the last of the Seven Dwarfs after promising Carolyn he wouldn't tell him the answer:Douglas: Then I suggest you seek out a... healthcare professional. [Martin doesn't get it] No, Martin, listen: if you have those six symptoms, I strongly suggest you seek out a medic. [still nothing] ...A quack! A sawbones! Someone who can tell you, in the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What's Up?"
- Hypocritical Humour: Martin's description of an Obstructive Bureaucrat in 'Douz'.Martin: He's alright really, he's just one of those little men who've got a little job so need to spend the whole time proving they're just as good as anyone else — you know the type.
Douglas: It rings a faint bell.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Each episode is the name of a town or city in alphabetical order: Abu Dhabi, Boston, Cremona, etc. They're ostensibly the setting or flight destination for that episode, but there are variations on this — sometimes they travel there by other means ('Ottery St. Mary', 'Wokingham'), sometimes they spend the whole episode in one place ('Fitton'), sometimes they set off for a destination but don't get there before the episode ends ('Johannesburg', 'Limerick'), sometimes they only pretend to go there ('Kuala Lumpur', 'Timbuktu')...
- I Don't Like the Sound of That Place: Douglas's reaction to Helsinki, in the episode of the same name: "I've always thought it sounds like a sink in hell." Inverted by Arthur, who really likes the sound of Helsinki ("half helter-skelter and half twinkly"), as well as Kuala Lumpur and Timbuktu.
- The "I Love You" Stigma: Herc and Carolyn in "Vaduz".
- Impossible Task: The Swiss Air candidate theory exam is so hard, it's not supposed to be possible to score more than 60%. When Martin scores 99%, they assume he's cheated.
- Insistent Terminology: It's Captain Martin Crieff!
- Most of Martin's interactions with Karl, the Air Traffic Controller, involve Martin berating him for neglecting to use the right terminology.
- Insufferable Genius: Douglas.
Douglas: I'm very good at cooking.Martin: Is there anything you're not 'very good' at? (beat) Douglas?Douglas: I'm thinking. There are things I haven't tried yet. I suppose it's possible I'm not very good at some of those. Theoretically.
- To date, his skills include: aircraft piloting, cooking, piano playing.
- It Tastes Like Feet: St. Petersburg.Martin: How was your soggy... brown... thing?Douglas: It lived up to its promise. How was your "bowl of grey"?
Arthur: Here you are, Skip. Nice hot cup of coffee.Martin: Augh. It's cold.Arthur: Nice cup of coffee.Martin: It's horrible.Arthur: Cup of coffee.Martin: Not even sure it is coffee...Arthur: Cup.
- Also comes up with coffee earlier in the episode.
- I Think You Broke Him: Douglas, on Arthur's stuttering reaction to being asked to describe his father.
- It Was with You All Along: In Zurich, it turns out that the answer to MJN's financial problems was right there onboard GERTI the whole time. And not only that, but once the gold wire has been stripped out and replaced with regular copper wire, GERTI will be much lighter and more efficient.
- Jerkass Has a Point: The MJN staff are doing their best, but nevertheless whenever another character suggests that they're cutting corners or are acting in an unprofessional manner, they've usually got a point.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Douglas and Carolyn both have some genuine affection for Martin (although it's more evident in later series).
- Just Plane Wrong: Averted, Finnemore does extensive research. His father was actually an airline pilot.
- Kavorka Man: An Informed Attribute of Arthur's is his "mysterious and unaccountable pull over bossy pony-club types with Alice bands and stupid names".
- Kick the Dog: Gordon Shappey. Specifically, his treatment of Arthur.
- Lampshade Hanging: Third series episode Newcastle features a different actor playing Martin, owing to Benedict Cumberbatch being off sick. (In the two preceding episodes, his voice is noticeably croaky, to boot.) In a lampshade-heavy Cold Opening presumably written at the last minute, the other three cast members have a conversation about what would happen if one of MJN's two pilots were to call in sick. When the recast Martin enters the flight deck, Arthur comments that he's looking extremely well, but Douglas claims he looks exactly the same as always.
- Last-Second Word Swap: Arthur tries to lie to Martin by telling him he's been at an Italian restaurant. Thinking that sounds suspiciously like something they'd recently done together, Martin asks who he went with;Arthur: Douglas and you... wouldn't know the other one.
Martin: What was his name?
Arthur: Marrr...k. Uhh... Mark Ramprakash!
- Lethal Chef: Arthur, inventor of such dishes as "surprising rice" and "fizzy yoghurt". (The recipe for the latter is "yoghurt plus time.")Douglas: You're aware the reason for giving us two separate meals is to stop us both getting food poisoning? What's the point if you're just going to poison us both in two separate ways?
- Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition: The A to Z boxset, which unlike the original series releases has the episodes in the correct alphabetical order and also includes a 32 page full-colour booklet with original artwork by Finnemore, and extra features (virtually, if not completely unheard of for a radio series) such as some deleted scenes, trailers and outtakes.
- Locked Room Mystery: A plane in flight, and a disappearing bottle of premium whisky, make for a classic example of this in 'Paris'.
- Loophole Abuse: The resolution of "Ipswich", when Arthur's ineptitude is about to get MJN closed down: Douglas realises that there's no obligation to have Arthur on staff at all because GERTI doesn't have the minimum number of seats required for a steward to be compulsory, resulting in Arthur being downgraded to the passenger roster.
- Man Child: Arthur.
- Meaningful Rename: At one point in the finale, as they scheme to win GERTI back from Gordon, Carolyn refers to her as Our Jet Still (rather than My Jet Now). Blink and you'll miss it, but Douglas' pre-flight announcement at the end of the episode welcomes the passengers to "OJS Airlines".
- Mistaken for Gay: After Martin gets over his animosity for the other Martin, his friendliness is misinterpreted. His frenzied reaction is quite priceless.Martin: Do you live in Fitton, Martin?Other Martin: Yes.Martin: You want to... go for a drink some time?Other Martin: Martin... look, I'm really sorry, I'm not...Martin: (realising) Oh no! No!!
- Also, Linda in 'Newcastle'.
- Mistaken for Prank Call: Martin and Douglas each assume the other is behind a call from the Princess of Liechtenstein, with Martin asking if she needs rescuing from a dragon. Apparently it happens to her a lot.
- Later in the episode, Herc hears that the pilots have gotten a booking from the King of Liechtenstein and says "Well, that's clearly just Douglas doing a funny voice."
- Mr. Muffykins: Snoopadoop the cockapoo ("noblest of hounds!"), Carolyn's "ridiculous little dog". In Carolyn's defence, Arthur picked the name.
- Modest Royalty: The Princess of Liechtenstein, who books her own flights and insists everyone call her Theresa. Her younger brother the King is not an example, and apparently neither is their mother, of whom she pulls off a terrifying impression to cow Carolyn.
- Momma's Boy: Arthur
- Mondegreen: Arthur is convinced the Christmas carol goes "Get dressed, ye merry gentlemen." Martin and Douglas argue over whether it's actually "God rest ye, merry gentlemen" or "God rest ye merry, gentlemen."
- Mood Whiplash: St. Petersburg goes from word games to an impending crash and sirens going off.
- Subverted in "Wokingham"; Martin gets the rest of the crew to humiliate his brother by regaling the rest of his family with stories of what a great pilot he is. At the end, Martin's mother suggests he may have been a bit too cruel, asks him not to do anything like it again and assures him that his brother loves him. For a moment it seems like Martin is genuinely guilty... but it soon becomes clear that it was one of the most enjoyable things he's ever done regardless.
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: In "Limerick," Douglas, Martin and Carolyn play a game of "real people with evil-sounding names".
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Carolyn has finally succeeded in getting Madame Szyszko-Bohusz to trust her when Martin using the cabin address to relay the names of the Seven Dwarfs sets her off again.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain!: If Gordon Shappey hadn't tried to steal Gerti at St Petersburg, or been so nasty about how he was continually trying to get Carolyn to sell it to him on other occassions, then when they actually needed to sell the plane in the final episode, Carolyn probably would have sold Gerti to Gordon without any fuss
- Non-Indicative Name:
- Noodle Implements: Douglas puts Martin on the spot by asking him over the address system to tell the passengers the story of how he once escaped from a polar bear "using only, if I recall correctly, an egg-whisk and a pogo stick." And, to his credit, he does.
- Noodle Incident: In "Gdansk"Arthur: "I'll bet with you, Douglas!"Carolyn: "No you won't."Arthur: "Oh, but mum-"Carolyn: "Don't 'oh, but mum' me. Who owns your car?"Arthur: "...Douglas does."Carolyn: "Well then."Athur: "He still lets me drive it!"Douglas: "And at a very competitive hourly rate!"
Douglas: "If it’s any consolation, I thought you coped very well with being anchovied. You had a real, quiet dignity."
- In "Kuala Lumpur"
Douglas: "Peach Schnapps is to Arthur what water is to gremlins."Arthur: "I was terrifying."
- In "Uskerty"
- No Social Skills: Martin. Uptight, borderline neurotic, and utterly incapable of being "one of the blokes", even when he desperately tries.
- Not So Above It All: "Limerick" opens with Douglas bemoaning just how phenomenally boring flying from Russia to Limerick is (and inviting the passengers to the flight deck for sex). Martin cuts in to apologise for Douglas, then to agree that it is, in fact, unbelievably boring. (Fortunately, it's a cargo flight.)
- After witnessing Arthur's way of dealing with the Comic Role Play intended to improve his stewarding skills (inventing new passengers played by himself who take over most of the requests, then turning on the seatbelt sign), Carolyn admits she might well have done the same thing and lets him borrow her car as agreed.
- Not So Different: Martin is terribly jealous of the actor Carolyn hires to record a welcome video, thinking he makes a far more convincing airline captain than he does himself. He eventually finds out the guy is an amateur (and not very good) actor who's waived his fee in order to get some work, and who drives a taxi to pay the bills.
- Not That Kind of Doctor: When Martin makes several increasingly sarcastic requests for any doctor on board to help a patient in the galley, knowing there's a "Dr. Pryce" on the roster. The man does come forward.Dr. Pryce: Hullo?Martin: Oh, hello! Mr. Price, is it?Dr. Pryce: Dr. Pryce.Martin: (sarcastically) Oh, a doctor! Good lord! What a stroke of luck! The very thing we’re looking for. Well, this is the patient.Dr. Pryce: Okay, let’s have a look. Okay. Uh-huh.Martin: What d’you think?Dr. Pryce: I think probably a bridge.Martin: A bridge?Dr. Pryce: Yeah, a tunnel’s obviously out of the question, but if you really need to get past him, you could use a couple of drinks trolleys and a stretcher to rig up a rudimentary cantilever bridge. That at least is my professional opinion as a PhD in civil engineering. Or has one of us made some sort of really embarrassing mistake?Martin: I’m … so sorry. I … didn’t …Dr. Pryce: Yeah. Oh, and by the way, I dunno anything about medicine, but this guy doesn’t need a doctor.Martin: What?Dr. Pryce: Not any more!
- Not This One, That One: In the episode "Newcastle", there is a subversion. A passenger asks the crew whether the plane she is looking at is theirs, in an admiring tone. Since GERTI is parked next to a much better plane, Douglas assumes that she's talking about the better plane and corrects her. She then tells him that she was talking about GERTI.
- No, You: Arthur responds to a fourteen-year-old saying his job is stupid with "no, you've got a stupid job!"
- Obstructive Bureaucrat: A corrupt one in Douz air-traffic control, who keeps racking up ridiculous charges knowing that nobody can leave without his say-so.
- Odd Couple: Martin and Douglas.
- Not So Different: In the series finale, Douglas implies that he was like Martin when he was young and states that he got his confidence by impersonating his own captain, whom he admired, and eventually the confidence became real. The same, it seems, will happen to Martin as well.
- Oddly Small Organisation: MJN is an "airdot". Although there is a ground crew, the staff of MJN Air consists of the regular cast of two pilots, one steward and the CEO/stewardess. The problems created by only having the minimum two pilots are occasionally acknowledged, but justified by the company's Perpetual Poverty.
- Official Couple: Martin and Theresa; Herc and Carolyn.
- Older Sidekick: A humorous variation. Douglas is first officer to Martin, who is younger (and less experienced). Everyone always assumes Douglas must be the captain, which drives Martin crazy.
- Once a Season: The annual tradition of "Birling Day," when they fly the wealthy Mr Birling to wherever the final of the Six Nations is being held, whilst Douglas steals the bottle of very expensive Talisker whisky provided for him. They take him to 'Edinburgh' in series one, 'Paris' in series three, and 'Timbuktu' in series four (it's not really in Timbuktu, but he decides he'd rather go there than Twickenham). Only series two didn't have one (although it gets a nod — one of the stolen bottles of Talisker is a minor plot point in 'Kuala Lumpur').
- Every series except the third has had a Bottle Episode featuring as little guest cast as possible, if any, and set entirely aboard GERTI, with little plot beyond the characters' interactions with each other.
- One Steve Limit: Subverted in 'Rotterdam', with the two Martins.
Arthur: That was the clever bit. It's the last name you'd expect me to use, because it actually is my name!
- Played with in 'Helsinki', when Arthur invokes the trope to conceal the fact that he has created a false persona 'Arthur Milliner' to book GERTI in secret.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Arthur's description of his dad;Douglas: I think what we may be witnessing here, is Arthur trying to describe something with an adjective other than 'brilliant'.
Arthur: No, I wouldn't say he's b... well I mean, everyone's b... No, he's not brilliant. He's, ah... he's alright.
Martin: God... he must be awful!
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Carolyn speaks with a Received Pronunciation accent. Most of the time. In "Helsinki", when her Lancastrian sister turns up, Carolyn's accent gradually drifts back to her natural Lancastrian as she and Ruth spend more and more time bickering.
- Actually, her vowels are generally a little more flattened than in 'classic' RP. This is probably correct for the upmarket dormitory district of Cheshire, just south of Lancashire.
- Opposite Day: "Timbuktu" — "It's been a topsy-turvy sort of Birling Day, hasn't it? We flew away from the rugby, Mr. Birling got soberer and soberer, and Arthur ruined everything with his knowledge and erudition." And Carolyn stole the Talisker from Douglas... or tried, anyway.
- Out of Order: Each episode's titular location starts with a different letter of the alphabet, starting with A and the the intention being for the complete series to run A-Z (see Idiosyncratic Episode Naming above). In series 2 "Helsinki" and "Gdansk" are swapped aroundnote , and series 3 goes Q-P-N-Onote . The originally intended alphabetical order was reinstated for the complete series boxset.
- Overreacting Airport Security: Martin, flush with self-confidence after strongarming an obstructive paramedic, tries the same tactic with one of these when he objects to Martin's nose hair trimmer. The results are predictable.
- Passive-Aggressive Kombat: Carolyn and her sister Ruth.
- Perfectly Cromulent Word: Douglas takes issue with an examiner's use of "glid", an archaic but otherwise legitimate past tense form of "glide".
- Perpetual Poverty: Poor Martin. Sometimes, for a treat, he has a baked potato.
- MJN, too.
- Playing Hard to Get: Carolyn, with Herc. He gives as good as he gets, though.
- The Pollyanna: Arthur.Arthur: Brilliant! I love take-off delays.Douglas: Oh, Arthur, please. Even you cannot love take-off delays.Carolyn: (wearily) No, he does.Arthur: Yeah! 'Cause take-off's the best bit of the whole flight, isn't it? And normally it's over before you can enjoy it. Whereas this way, we get to really build up to it!
- Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure: In "Abu Dhabi", Martin seems to think that Cpt. Ahab (of Moby-Dick fame) and Cpt. Bligh (of Real Life and Mutiny on the Bounty fame) are friends of Douglas' from Air England, and that Cpt. Queeg is something Douglas made up. He eventually cottons on that they're fictional characters.
- The Precious, Precious Car: The airstrip controller's BMW in 'Johannesburg.'
- Preppy Name: Several of Arthur's ex-girlfriends, who Carolyn describes as "bossy, pony-club types with Alice bands and stupid names" like Fliss, Minty, Libbett, and Pobs.
- The Prima Donna: The entire orchestra in 'Gdansk', but Madame Szyszko-Bohusz takes the prize.Carolyn: Listen to this! This chamber orchestra we’re picking up – listen to what their conductor’s put under ‘Any Special Requirements’: "The first violins will not sit together; the second violins will not sit apart. The harpist will ignore you unless your aura is orange; there is nothing you can do to make your aura more orange. The tubist must on no account be given alcohol; the conductor must at all times be given alcohol. He will also require the toilet to himself for an hour before landing. And, most importantly, the bassoonist, Madame Szyszko-Bohusz, will be working under the presumption that you are trying to kill her unless proved otherwise, so avoid approaching her with blunt instruments, sharp knives or hot liquids." Fantastic, how am I supposed to serve her dinner?
- A Rare Sentence: In 'Gdansk', in the midst of a game of "who can remember the names of all the Seven Dwarfs first";Martin: Come on, Douglas, I've got to get my last dwarf before Carolyn does!
Douglas: There's a phrase you don't hear very often. Since the dwarf-hunting ban.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Martin gets one in "Boston" courtesy of an uncooperative passenger. Carolyn's sister gives her a scorching one in "Helsinki".
- Repetitive Name: Discussed and defied in 'Ipswich':Douglas: Tell me, Mr. Sargent: were you in the RAF, by any chance?
Sargent: I certainly was.
'Douglas: And were you a sergeant, Mr. Sargent?
Sargent: No, sir, I wasn’t a sergeant because as we just established, I was in the R.A.-bleedin’-F., not the bleedin’ Army, so I was a warrant officer. And since my name is not Warren Tofficer, this occasioned no bleedin’ mirth whatsoever.
- Reveal Shot: Finnemore has said this is one of the things he likes about radio comedy; counter-intuitively, it's easier to write visual gags, because you don't have to use artificial camera tricks to control what the viewer can "see", you just don't tell them things until the moment it's funniest to do so.
- Reverse Psychology: When Martin complains that he never wins anything, Douglas bets Martin that next air traffic controller they contact will be female. Martin is suspicious of this, given that almost all AT Cs are male, and bets the other way. Predictably, he loses. This makes him incredibly paranoid when it comes to the cheesecake/strudel wager... and he still takes the long shot, and loses again.
- Rhyming with Itself: Several of Martin's attempts at Douglas' "rhyming journeys" game.
- Riding into the Sunset: In Zurich.
- Right for the Wrong Reasons: Martin accuses Douglas of stealing the Talisker twice in "Paris", but doesn't actually get to find out what happened until the prospect of a thousand-pound reward from Mr Birling gets him to give it up.
- Royal Brat: The King of Liechtenstein.
- Royal Mess: "Vaduz" features the King of Liechtenstein, which is really a principality. Word of God, heading off the inevitable angry letters, pointed out that this was because a particular joke relies on the regal, senior expectations associated with a "king", whereas our expectations of a "prince" would not be so subverted by The Reveal that he's a small child.
- Rule of Funny: Madame Szyszko-Bohusz having her bassoon clearly out of its case and assembled on the seat next to her while in flight note , seeing as it would be hard for Carolyn to identify it in its case.
- Running Gag: Many episodes have Douglas and Martin engaging in some kind of word game ("Brians of Britain", flights between rhyming destinations, etc) to ease the boredom, and these serve as a running gag within the episode.
- Sadly Mythtaken: In-universe, it seems that Quest for Camelot (not that one) takes quite a few liberties with Arthurian Legend, to the confusion of Martin and Douglas. For one thing, Excalibur is a Living MacGuffin, not a sword. For another, he turns out to be a vampire.
- Sarcasm-BlindArthur: Mr. Birling said I'll never find another girlfriend.
Carolyn: I see. Well, Mr. Birling, the 70-something-year-old retiree from Sussex, is of course one of the country's leading experts on relationships, bu—
Arthur: Awww, is he? I didn't even know that!
- Sarcastic Confession: After hiding the orchids Douglas is smuggling to Helsinki;Carolyn: What are you all doing in here?
Martin: Arranging flowers.
Carolyn: Don't get sarcastic with me!
- Sand in My Eyes: Martin insists that Mr. Leeman didn't make him cry, he just blew smoke in his eyes.
- Screw the Money, I Have Rules!: Martin's initial reaction to Mr. Birling, before he discovers just how large his tips really are and pulls an abrupt about-face.
- Secret Test of Character: Defied when Martin refuses to bow and scrape to Mr. Birling;Mr. Birling: It occurs to me that in a fairytale I would be so impressed by your failure to be bought, I would at the end of the trip give you an even bigger tip than anyone else. What you should know about me, though, is that I like being toadied to, and I pay people to do it... so you won't be getting a sausage. Cheerio!
- Serious Business: The various word games that the crew play in many episodes to assuage boredom can get pretty intense.
- Sequel Hook: The Bolivian Army Ending of 'Yverdon-Les-Bains', to cover the possibilities of the series being renewed or not.
- Sexy Stewardess: Averted.Martin: For two very different reasons, neither Arthur nor Carolyn quite float my boat.
- In 'Boston', a passenger named Mr. Leeman dies and is inspected by a Dr. Price. In episode 4 of series two of Fawlty Towers, a guest named Mr. Leeman dies and is inspected by Dr. Price.
- In 'Douz', as they're taking the plane out of Douz airport, Martin tells Douglas "Right hand down a bit, Number One."
- In 'Fitton', the majority of the episode is spent on stand-by waiting for a passenger named Goddard.
- In 'Gdansk', Douglas and Martin bet on which is more popular between cheesecake and strudel.
- In 'Johannesburg', Martin wears a pair of Aviators and Arthur mentions that he looks like a certain other vertically challenged pilot. Being Arthur, he gets the name of the movie wrong, causing Martin to express his dismay at being likened to Jeremy Clarkson.
- In 'Kuala Lumpur', during a "Mystery Passenger" roleplay, Arthur refers to a Scottish passenger he has created as Mrs. Badcrumble.
- In 'Molokai', Russian oligarch Mr. Alyakhin owns a company which sells "massive yachts". As a special bonus reference Mr Finnemore himself wrote many sketches for that show including all the massive yacht ones.
- 'Paris' is basically one big shout out to BBC's Sherlock, on which Benedict Cumberbatch stars.
- A Simple Plan: 'Ottery St. Mary'. Drive van to house; pick up piano; drive piano 200 miles to destination. Looking at that plan, you'd be stumped as to how they manage to involve an aeroplane in it at all.
- Smart Ball: Invoked in "Timbuktu", where Arthur ends up "ruining everything with his knowledge and erudition".
- Snipe Hunt: As part of a scheme to steal Mr. Birling's Talisker in "Edinburgh", Douglas sends Arthur onto the roof of the plane to adjust the aerial.
- Spanner in the Works: Arthur. "It has long been a maxim of MJN Air that when Arthur stops helping, we can do anything."
- Stealing from the Hotel: Douglas has been in his room at the Excelsior Hotel for five minutes when Martin informs him they can't afford to stay there:Douglas: I've got things to pack.Martin: You can't have unpacked already.Douglas: I didn't say they were my things.
- Story Arc: The thread of Martin's possible move to Zurich runs through series four, including his romance with Theresa and his application to work for Swiss Air.
- Sudden Musical Ending: "Ottery St Mary". The cast sings "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines".
- Sue Donym: "Arth... nold... man. Err... cat... sir... man."
- Take Our Word for It: Frequently, since we only have the characters' reactions to judge anything by. This is often abused for Rule of Funny.
- The size and elaborateness of Martin's hat apparently has to be seen to be believed.
- Arthur demonstrates two different bows, and asks which of them is more suitable for greeting the King of Liechtenstein. The second one involves a significantly longer pause, is described as "a bit fancier", and apparently involves his hat falling off.
- Tall, Dark and Snarky: First Officer Douglas Richardson. If the cast picture is canon, Roger Allam's Douglas is certainly dark-haired, and in dialogue he is described as much taller than Martin. And Douglas's snark is well-documented.
- The Teetotaler: Douglas, revealed at the end of series 1. A recovering alcoholic, he fakes it at social events to keep up his reputation. He likes apple juice - it looks like whisky.
- Technician vs. Performer: Martin compares his and Douglas' respective flying styles this way, lamenting that he doesn't have the innate feel for flying that others do... but that needing to make up for that weakness has forced him to devote every fibre of his being to improving his piloting skills in every other respect, leading to his ability steadily progressing.
- Throw the Dog a Bone:
- At the end of "Ottery St. Mary", in which Arthur's stupidity has been repeatedly and particularly cruelly pointed out to him, it's revealed that he was right about giving a set of keys back to Douglas, thus making the majority of the episode's hijinks Douglas' fault.
- At the end of "Vaduz", Martin has scored a date with a real-life princess who happens to be a bit of an aviation geek.
- A couple of in-universe examples;
- At the end of series 2 Douglas actually lets Martin win one of their games. However, the alarm of Martin's "genuine" Patek Philippe kind of ruins the moment.
- After winning a whole series of bets to Martin (and then finding out that he doesn't have a salary), Douglas gives Martin a hint to a quiz, letting him come in second to Carolyn.
- Tongue on the Flagpole: Arthur gets his hands stuck on the hold doors in St. Petersburg, and when he's freed he tries to put his gloves back on and puts the keys he was holding in his mouth. This is a Chekhov's Gun for how they later teach a lesson to Arthur's dad.
- Triple Shifter: In "Wokingham", Martin adds looking after his sick mother to his already full schedule of piloting and moving furniture, and becomes so sleep-deprived that Carolyn refuses to let him fly.
- Try to Fit THAT on a Business Card!: "I am Her Serene Highness Princess Theresa Gustava Bonaventura of Liechtenstein, Countess of Spondheim and Protector-Extraordinary of the Cantons of Nim. Who are you?"
- Uncle Pennybags: Mr. Birling's redeeming trait, at least in the minds of Douglas and Carolyn.
- The Unfavourite: Martin's brother and sister got five grand each in inheritance. Martin got ... a van. (Subverted in the fact that it was probably thought to be conducive to Martin's long-term happiness to force him to change jobs, but all the same...)
- The Unpronounceable: There is no such word in Carolyn's dictionary (and if there were, she'd make damn sure she knew how to pronounce it). Witness the pride she takes in being able to say "Szyszko-Bohusz" in 'Gdansk' and "Qikiqtarjuaq" in the episode of the same name.Douglas: Where is this Kicky-Tarry-Jack, anyway?
Carolyn: Are you referring to Qikiqtarjuaq?
Douglas: [long pause; frostily] ...You're really proud of yourself for learning how to say that, aren't you?
Carolyn: [smug] Yes!
- Verbal Backspace:Arthur: The miniatures?
Carolyn: Do not tell me you left Douglas alone with all those miniatures of very expensive whisky!
Carolyn: Then why were you saying "the miniatures" like that?
Arthur: I wasn't! I was... singing.
Carolyn: What were you singing?
Arthur: "...The minute'cha walked through the door..."
- A Very British Christmas: Done on a plane. In seven minutes. According to Arthur, it consists of: turkey and Christmas pudding and presents and carols and stockings and silly hats and mulled wine. Additionally, Martin is adamant that (for Arthur's sake, of course) that each stocking must have: an orange, a sugar mouse, and chocolate coins.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Martin and Douglas certainly seem to qualify for this by the end of season three; Douglas will insult Martin endlessly, as he always does, but Martin is by no means above returning the favor for himself. And, despite the rampant jabs at one another, they do both certainly have each other's backs when the organic matter hits the spinning blades...
- Waxing Lyrical: One of the first series' Cold Opens has Douglas and Martin making tannoy announcements bearing a suspicious similarity to "Fly Me To The Moon" and "Come Fly With Me".
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Understated (it's a comedy after all), but Martin harbors some angst over the fact that his father, who was frustrated with his son for "wasting" thousands of pounds re-taking failed aviation training and exams, died a scant four months before Martin qualified and got his first job as a pilot. He also keeps it a secret from his family that he's been using the van his father left him to run a side-business as a delivery man, only to discover that his father had left it to him for precisely that reason (to his older brother's considerable jealousy).
- Whammy Bid: In "Zurich", played first for drama, then for comedy.
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: Uttered with heavy sarcasm by Douglas regarding the plan for Martin (who's got a sprained ankle) and Arthur (who's Arthur) to deliver a piano by van. He thinks tagging along in "a managerial role" will help matters...
- What Did You Expect When You Named It ____?: Douglas pokes fun at Martin for naming his removals company "Icarus", "after the first bad pilot in history".
- What Have I Become?: Douglas quotes this trope word for word as he, briefly, saw the world through Martin's eyes in 'Yverdon-les-Bains'.
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: Arthur manages a mangled Australian and Irish accent. Martin also contributes with French and equally mangled Irish accent.
- Where the Hell Is Springfield?: Fitton. Fan speculation based on the driving directions in 'Ottery St. Mary' concluded that it's somewhere between Coventry and Daventry, which was confirmed by Word of God.
- Whole Plot Reference: A very subtle one, but "Boston" has a man named Mr. Leeman inconveniently dying, and the protagonists try to recruit the help of a Dr. Pryce, which is basically the plot to the Fawlty Towers episode "The Kipper and the Corpse", right down to the names of incidental characters. Subverted when Pryce turns out to be Not That Kind of Doctor.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Herc is afraid of sheep.
- With Due Respect: When Martin insists that Douglas call him "sir" in "Abu Dhabi", he quickly comes to regret it.
- Woman Scorned: The tone of the messages Carolyn leaves for her ex-husband definitely ring of this trope. And the airline is called "My Jet Now."
- Would Hurt a Child: In 'Helsinki', Martin finally gives Bratty Half-Pint Kieran the "clip round the ear" more than one person had threatened him with. Forgetting, of course, that Kieran is an orange-belt in karate who's been itching for an excuse to use his skills in "self-defence".Ruth: I can't believe you would hit a defenceless child!
Martin: [groaning in a heap on the floor] He is not defenceless...
- Yank the Dog's Chain: At the end of "Johannesburg", Martin has solved all the problems, gotten a confidence boost and a pair of Cool Shades, and is about to take off on time and under budget...when his rushed walkaround results in a wine bottle breaking the airfield manager's BMW.