A BBC radio sitcom, written by John Finnemore, about a small charter airline (or 'airdot', as you can't 'put only one aircraft in a line'). There are two pilots, a good one and a safe one, the former played by Roger Allam, the latter by Benedict Cumberbatch. The attendants are Carolyn (Stephanie Cole, Waiting For God), who owns the airline as part of her last divorce settlement, and Arthur (Finnemore), her well-meaning, if dim, late-twenties son.Much of the humour comes from the tension between the two pilots, Martin and Douglas; Carolyn's penny pinching ways; and Arthur's stupidity.
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Ace Pilot: Martin is *not* one of these, he is very safety-conscious, and he won't let Douglas be one.
Douglas definitely is one of these. He managed to chase polar bears across Qikiqtarjuaq in a really old commerical charter plane, all the while making taka-taka noises.
Also Hercules 'Herc' Shipwright, Douglas' old friend.
Subverted in Series 3 episode, 'Paris'. According to John Finnemore's blog, he promised Benedict that he wouldn't put in Sherlock references just for the sake of it. True to his word, in an episode where Martin attempts to track down a missing bottle of whisky with his trusty sidekick Arthur, he is repeatedly likened to... Miss Marple. He also narrowly avoids quoting Sherlock Holmes in the line;
Martin: The thing is, we've taken away all the things that can't possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen in fact!
Martin is referred to more than once as rather short. Benedict is 6 feet tall.
Audio Erotica: The voice-off between Douglas and Herc.
Caroline: Stop it, you two, before I drown in syrup!
Douglas: Answer this question with a lie. What's your name?
Arthur: Arth...nold...man...er...cat...sir...man.
Douglas: Arthnoldmanercatsirman... That's an unusual name. Tell me, is it made up?
Arthur: Yes, it is. Augh!
Berserk Button: Arthur loves his mother and woe betide anyone who insults her in his presence. Admittedly his idea of going berserk is putting a cake in someone's face, but by Arthur's standards the merest hint of hostility is an extreme reaction.
Chain of Deals: Douglas is quite good at this. He started with a half eaten sandwich, and towards series 2 has a couple of bouquets of orchids.
Chekhov's Gun: Several, most memorably the freezing cold metal sticking to flesh and Gordon's Gin in 'St Petersburg'
Christmas Episode: Featuring an impromptu celebration on the flight deck, with 'turkey' made from bits of a chicken sandwich and a green umbrella in lieu of a tree.
Crowning Momentof Awesome: 'St Petersburg'- the engine fire. Suddenly, in their worst ever crisis, the pilots are totally confident, Douglas talks to Martin like a Captain and Martin lands the plane on one engine so well that Arthur and Carolyn "thought Douglas must have done it" (which is a good thing...).
Later in the same episode:
Carolyn: Get off My Jet Now!
Deadpan Snarker: Douglas is a master of this. Martin and Carolyn also go in for it fairly often, but Douglas is the fount of eternal snark.
Carolyn: Now Douglas, as soon as we get to the motel, I want you to help me write my little speech for tomorrow.
Martin: What about me?
Carolyn: Well, okay, you too, but I want it to be unbearably snide and superior, so obviously Douglas is my primary source.
Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: Carolyn has put (lost) most of her share of her ex-husband's fortune into the airline, which has been running at a deficit for years. She holds on because being the CEO of MJN Air is "a good thing to be. Better than ... a little old lady."
Determinator: Martin. It took him seven goes to get his pilots' licence, but he managed it eventually!
Expospeak Gag: A "rabbit of negative euphoria" (not a happy bunny) among others.
Friendship Moment: At the end of series two, Douglas and Martin have a chat that's less vitriolic than usual. Also the Christmas celebration in the special. ... Sort of.
Green-Eyed Monster: Martin in Series 3, Episode 5, of the actor Carolyn hires to do the safety video also called Martin.
Martin: See, you look more like a captain than me, you sound more like a captain than me, you've got a better uniform than me, and even a better name than me, you must be very pleased.
And later:
Martin: How tall are you?
Other Martin: Oh, er... 6'2...
Martin: Ha! (to Douglas) Told you so Are you married? Oh, of course you are, kids too, I expect?
Other Martin: Yes, two.
Martin: Boy and a girl?
Other Martin: How did you know...?
Martin: Oh, just a hunch.
Although eventually the two bond, when Captain Martin realises they are Not so Different.
Good Looking Pilots: Douglas has, apparently, put his pilot's uniform to very good use. He advises Martin to do the same, but Martin is too inept.
Hey, It's That Voice!: Besides the main cast, there are rather a lot of guest stars, including Anthony Head of Buffy fame who gets in a warm fuzzy voice contest with Douglas.
Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Each episode is the name of a city the crew is flying to, and the city names start with each letter of the alphabet in order: Abu Dhabi, Boston, Cremona...
I Don't Like the Sound of That Place: Douglas's reaction to Helsinki, in the episode of the same name: "I've always thought it sounds like a sink in hell."
Mistaken for Gay: After Martin gets over his animosity for the other Martin, his friendliness is misinterpreted. His frenzied reaction is quite priceless.
Martin: Do you live in Fitton, Martin?
Other Martin: Yes
Martin: You want to... go for a drink some time?
Other Martin: Martin... look, I'm really sorry I'm not...
Older Sidekick: A humorous variation. Douglas is first officer to Martin, who is younger (and less experienced). Everyone always assumes Douglas must be the captain, which drives Martin crazy.
One Steve Limit: Subverted in 'Rotterdam', with the two Martins.
Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Carolyn speaks with a Received Pronunciation accent. Most of the time. In series two episode one, when her Lancastrian sister turns up, Carolyn's accent gradually drifts back to her natural Lancastrian as she and Ruth spend more and more time bickering.
Out Of Order: Each episode's title is in alphabetical order (see Idiosyncratic Episode Naming above). In series 2 "Helsinki" and "Gdansk" are swapped around, and series 3 goes Q-P-N-O (on account of Benedict Cumberbatch losing his voice for the "Newcastle" episode).
Perfectly Cromulent Word: Douglas reacts this way to the examiner's use of "glid", an archaic but otherwise legitimate past tense form of "glide".
Perpetual Poverty: Poor Martin. Sometimes, for a treat, he has a baked potato.
Martin: "For two very different reasons, neither Arthur nor Carolyn quite float my boat."
Shout Out: In episode 5 of series 2, during a "Mystery Passenger" roleplay, Arthur refers to a Scottish passenger he has created as Mrs. Badcrumble.
In episode 2 of series one, a passenger named Mr. Leeman dies and is inspected by a Dr. Price. In episode 4 of series two of Fawlty Towers , a guest named Mr. Leeman dies and is inspected by Dr. Price.
Spanner in the Works: Arthur. "It has long been a maxim of MJN Air that when Arthur stops helping, we can do anything."
Tall, Dark and Snarky: First Officer Douglas Richardson. If the cast picture is canon, Roger Allam's Douglas is certainly dark-haired, and in dialogue he is described as much taller than Martin. And Douglas's snark is well-documented.
The Other Darrin: In series 3, episode 3, Benedict Cumberbatch was ill with Laryngitis. As there was no time to re-record the episode when he was well, Tom Goodman-Hill filled in as Martin. Although he didn't sound exactly the same, he did an excellent job of mimicking Cumberbatch's speech patterns. This is heavily lampshaded in the pre-credits opening scene.
Carolyn: Where's Martin?
Douglas: He's not in yet.
Arthur: What's the job, Mum?
Carolyn: For Air Caledonian, the wee Scottish Airline. One of their pilots has gone sick in Newcastle, they want us to fly out the covering crew.
...
Arthur: Mum, we've only got two pilots. What would we do if one of them went sick?
Carolyn: They wouldn't dare.
Arthur: But what if they did?
Carolyn: Well, I'm sure we'd think of something.
(Door opens and Martin enters - played by Tom Goodman-Hill)
Carolyn: Ah, there you are, Martin.
Martin: Hello Carolyn, what have I missed?
Arthur: Hi Skip, you're looking very well.
Martin: Oh, thank you Arthur.
Arthur: Don't you think, Douglas?
Douglas: Not 'specially. I think he looks exactly the same as always.
After winning a whole series of bets to Martin, Douglas gives Martin a hint to a quiz, letting him come in second to Carolyn.
The Unfavourite: Martin's brother and sister got five grand each in inheritance. Martin got ... a van.
The Unpronounceable: Carolyn is really proud of herself for being able to say "Qikiqtarjuaq" in the episode of the same name.
Well Done Son Guy: Understated (it's a comedy after all), but Martin harbors some angst over the fact that his father, who was frustrated with his son for "wasting" thousands of pounds re-taking failed aviation training and exams, died a scant four months before Martin qualified and got his first job as a pilot.
Woman Scorned: The tone of the messages Carolyn leaves for her ex-husband definitely ring of this trope. And the airline is called "My Jet Now."