Stealing from the Hotel
A character steals the complementary items from their hotel room, such as towels, robes, ash trays and unused toiletries. This is usually played for comedy, showing that the character is petty, rude, cheap or without class. It often results when a character is staying at a much nicer room than they can usually afford. This is sometimes taken to the extreme, where the character takes—or tries to take—everything in sight from the establishment. This can be related to Poke the Poodle and Evil Is Petty, though it's often not an indication of villainy. Related to Stealing from the Till.
- Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop loves his hotel's bathrobes.
- In The Cocoanuts, The Marx Brothers' first released film, Chico and Harpo check in with an empty suitcase. "That's all right, we fill it before we leave."
- In Kill List, the hitmen peruse the toiletries in all their hotel rooms to take back home, showing that their lives are pretty unglamorous.
- This is a Running Gag in the film If Its Tuesday This Must Be Belgium where one character starts the tour with an empty suitcase that he proceeds to fill with items he pilfers from hotels (and other places).
- Upstream Color: Jeff is allowed to dine in the kitchen of a hotel due to business connections, but he and Kris also help themselves to some toiletries while giggling.
- Casino: Mr. Ishikawa, a Japanese billionaire who gets free hotel suite stays, nevertheless fills up his suitcases with the hotel's towels and soap when he checks out.
- Mission: Impossible, Jim Phelps took the Gideon bible he used to find the verses needed to communicate with the various villains with him. This allows Ethan Hunt to figure out that he's the mole when he finds the bible. However, technically Gideon bibles are not hotel property and are intended to be taken.
- A joke: a man back from a trip is talking about his hotel: "Oh, it was incredible! The towels were so soft and fluffy, they barely fit into the suitcase!"
- This is one of Kit Carson's primary complaints about tourists in Time Scout. That and paperwork.
- Inverted in John Varley’s Red Thunder, the narrators family runs a run-down motel: “I (gave) Jubal (...) a set of our best big towels, not the little scratchy ones nobody bothered to steal.”
- Abbie Hoffman in Steal This Book gives a practical how-to guide for the aspiring yippie on how to steal as much as possible from a hotel room, including the TV.
- In With One Stone, some Manticoran spies pretend to be caught doing this in order to account for the empty suitcases from the espionage gear they had just disposed of.
- Cheers. Cliff's Girlfriend In Florida turns out to be the hotel he stayed in there, and Cliff took more than just towels. He took the shower curtains, hair dryer, welcome mat, bed sheets, and so on. Needless to say, the hotel was not amused.
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.Chandler: I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.Ross: Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.Chandler: Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?Ross: No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!Chandler: Yes, but the batteries...(Ross claps his hands)
- Ross always tries to get his money's worth out of hotels by staying in the room to the very last minute before checkout, taking the batteries from the remotes, and taking the Bibles (despite being Jewish). It was a Running Gag for his character.
- There was an episode where Ross and Chandler were together on a hotel and they decided to do this (in this case because the hotel ripped them off).
- Friends conversation (courtesy of here):
- The Golden Girls
- In one episode, Sophia does this. There's even one thing she tries to take, but it's secured to its table, so it doesn't work. It's some kind of container that looks like a closed clamshell.
- In another episode, she also starts taking first-aid supplies from a hospital room when they visit Rose there, telling Dorothy: "They expect us to take it; it's like hotel soap!"
- In the Rizzoli & Isles episode "Gone Daddy Gone", Angela returns from a trip to Atlantic City with a hotel robe, the contents of the minibar and a hairdryer.
- Red Dwarf: In the episode "Justice", Lister reveals that he used to steal the furniture from hotel rooms.
- In an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place Teresa and Jerry go away for their anniversary weekend. When they check on the kids at home they see that they're causing havoc and Teresa tells Jerry to "grab the towels, I'll get the bath soap" as they're hurrying out of the hotel.
- Gilmore Girls: Lorelai works as a hotel manager. Michel, also an employee at the Independence Inn, spends one episode worrying that a pair of people who had stolen from them once returned. He insists that Lorelai let him check their suitcases.
- In the fourth season of Arrested Development, Marky Bark takes Lindsay out to a restaurant that only accepts trade. He offers a handful of hotel soap bars, but he's told by the waitress that those are no longer accepted.
- This moment from Family Fortunes (starting at 0:52):
Les Dennis: Name something people take from hotels as a souvenir. (buzz in) Ann!Ann: The lamps!Les Dennis: (incredulously) The lamps. (laughter) This is experience talking, is it, Ann?Ann: (through embarrassed laughter) Yes!
- In an early Monkees episode, the band is running about in a hotel and Peter stops all of a sudden to steal a towel with the picture suddenly freezing with the written text, "Everyone does it!"
- Dave Barry tells this story:
I was staying at a luxury Hyatt hotel. There was a little plastic sign in the bathroom that said: "Our towels are 100 percent cotton. Should you wish to purchase a set, they are available in the gift store. Should you prefer the set in your bathroom, a $75 charge will automatically be added to your bill." This was Hyatt's polite way of saying, "If you steal our towels, we'll charge you 75 bucks." So I stole the sign. Really. I kept it in my guest bathroom for a couple of years, to amuse guests.
- The Colbert Report: After the story of U2 losing their luggage hit the news networks, Colbert claimed to have discovered their suitcases and pored through them on air. He remarks that Bono has stolen a lot of hotel towels.
- In a gag that ran across several episodes on Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge, Alan (miffed at Roger not turning up for a scheduled appearance) accuses Roger Moore of being a hotel towel thief. Roger's lawyers later force him to issue a public apology.
- In the M*A*S*H episode, "Snappier Judgment," with Klinger facing court martial for theft, Winchester interviews Father Mulcahy about Klinger's character. In the interview, Father Mulcahy praises Klinger for getting a supply of new bibles, specifically Gideon bibles from a certain hotel. Upon hearing that, Winchester notes that he cannot form a defence on Klinger's obviously stick fingers. To that obvious insinuation, an outraged Mulcahy has one question:
Mulcahy: Klinger, Hot Bibles?!
- In a MAD Magazine "Lighter Side of" feature by Dave Berg, a husband and wife are traveling abroad, when the wife is suddenly alarmed that one of their suitcases was stolen. She rants about how those foreigners are all crooks. When her husband asks what was in that particular bag, she replies "The ash trays and the towels and the silverware" that they took from the hotel.
- The Jack Benny Program
- In one episode, Rochester and a friend are cleaning in Jack's house when the friend asks Rochester what Benny's name was before he changed it. Rochester says he's forgotten. The friend looks down at the towel he's holding and says, "It wasn't Conrad Hilton, was it?"
- Another episode had Benny bragging about a place he likes to stay called the "Juniper Breeze", even though it sounds like a dive. Eventually it turns out he only stays there because the initials on the towels and bathrobes match his own.
- Dylan Moran mentions this trope in one of his acts. He says "hotel rooms are the most corrupting places in the world. Where else do you start stealing everything that's not fixed down within minutes of arriving?"
- British comedian Peter Kay used to dread being out on the road with his comic partner, Paddy McGuinness. Put in a hotel room together, Kay relates that Paddy suffered from hotel room fever - he stole everything, regardless of whether he needed it or not. He would even gain access to empty adjoining rooms to steal things from them, too. Paddy would arrive with one suitcase and leave with four, which had Peter cringing with embarrassment. Both men have since become TV stars, Peter as a comic actor and Paddy as a dating show presenter.
- One Jeff Foxworthy routine has him describe the time he put his entire redneck family up in a swanky hotel; at one point they encounter a housekeeper's cart and clean it out. When one relative is asked what he plans to do with so many shower caps, he replies "Christmas presents".
- Your character can do this in The Elder Scrolls games. Prior to Skyrim, no repercussions result; in Skyrim, the innkeeper can send a few hired goons after you if you do so.
- Tomodachi Life has treasure items that can be sold for money and one of these is "Hotel Toiletries." The description states, "Might as well stock up on the essentials while you're on vacation. They're free... right?"
- There's a Not Always Right story where the guy ''complains'' about the towels he stole to hotel management (by phone, a while after he'd stayed there).
- Exaggerated in Spongebob Squarepants, episode "Kracked Krabs". Mr. Krabs starts "exaggerating" (stealing) from the hotel room, and Spongebob helps him. They steal the toiletries, the furniture, the wall.... They stole the entire room! As a hotel worker inspects their suitcase, the entire room pops out.
- One Looney Tunes travelogue short showed a man who collected hotel silverware and towels. He is shown having several of them in his hands and when the camera pulled back, it's revealed he's in a jail cell.
- The Simpsons:
- In the fifth season episode "The Boy Who Knew Too Much", we get this hilarious piece of conversation:
Principal Skinner: You're stealing a table?Homer: I'm not stealing it. Hotels expect you to take a few things. It's a souvenir!Principal Skinner: Ah. Is that my necktie you're wearing?Homer: Souvenir.
- In one episode in which Homer and Bart became Catholics, Homer is confessing his sins to the priest. One of them is that he stole a TV set from a hotel.
- In the fifth season episode "The Boy Who Knew Too Much", we get this hilarious piece of conversation:
- In an episode of Daria where the Morgendorffer family have been forced to live in a hotel following a Jake-induced kitchen fire, a lowly bellhop falls heavily for the airheaded Quinn. Quinn is therefore showered in complimentary food, drink, and an upgrade to the Presidential Suite, which the bellhop claims he has okayed with his uncle, who runs the hotel. Being an airhead and taking it as her due for being cute and pretty and popular, Quinn does not question this until her family are run into the police station for fraud. It turns out the besotted bellhop has been scamming the hotel computer system to pay for Quinn's luxuries, leading to her exclaiming:
You mean... I nearly went out with a... (shocked pause)...computer geek?
- An unusual case occurs in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, in which Rarity is attending a fashion competition in Manehattan only to discover a rival has stolen her designs. Needing to make a new set of dresses as quickly as possible, she and her friends raid their hotel room of everything they can find to make them, including curtains, bedsheets, lampshades and even room keys. Curiously, the fact that they effectively stole all of these things is never brought up.