Episode - 1F07
First Aired - 12/9/1993
Mindy Simmons, a sexy new employee at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant proves alarmingly compatible with Homer, who worries that his attraction to her may mean danger for his marriage. Meanwhile, Bart becomes a nerd after being fitted for glasses and prescribed medicated hair salve, orthopedic shoes, and throat spray that makes him sound like Jerry Lewis
from the original version of The Nutty Professor
This episode contains examples of:
- A Form You Are Comfortable With: Homer's guardian angel appears to him in the form of Sir Isaac Newton, "a man you would respect and admire." When he realizes Homer has no idea who Newton is, he instead takes the form of Colonel Klink — which he really didn't want to do.
- Big Eater: Mindy loves to eat just as much as Homer, but she somehow avoided getting fat.
- Borrowed Catch Phrase: Mindy does Homer's drooling sound.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Mindy just vanished after Homer tells her that they can never be in love because he's a married man. While Wild Mass Guessing has suggested that Homer imagined Mindy as Marge so he can finally have sex with her, later episodes with Homer at the nuclear plant don't have Mindy Simmons at all, suggesting that Mindy left, Marge somehow found out where Homer was, and came down to cheer him up. "Another Simpsons Clip Show" from season six explained that Mindy was fired from her job at the plant after succumbing to alcoholism, but later episodes (such as "Team Homer"note and "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"note ) have Mindy clean and sober, suggesting that she either went to rehab and came back or the "Mindy drank herself out of the job" story was a rumor.
- Cutting Corners: The Running Gag concerning the lack of safety at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant continues, with Homer and some of his friends discovering the hard way that the emergency exit doors are painted onto the walls.
- For Want of a Nail: Homer is shown what would have happened if he married Mindy instead of Marge. Homer and Mindy live in a mansion and are apparently happy and Marge is president!
- From Bad to Worse: Homer tries to get to know Mindy to prove his attraction to her is simply physical. Unfortunately, he learns she's basically his Distaff Counterpart (albeit a gorgeous one) and the two are perfect for each other.
- Heroes Want Redheads: Homer's attraction to Mindy.
- The Lad-ette: Mindy is essentially a female version of Homer (except she's slim and attractive). She loves drinking beer, watching TV and eating junk food. She also drives a motorbike.
- Riddle for the Ages: How did the employees escape the gas that was threatening to kill them?
- Spaghetti Kiss: Homer and Mindy eat two ends of a hot dog and end up kissing each other, much like Lady and the Tramp.
- Special Guest: Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz; Michelle Pfeiffer as Mindy Simmons; Werner Klemperer as Colonel Klink
- Strange Minds Think Alike: Both Mr. Burns and Dr. Hibbert use a suction tube on hapless victims. Marge is spared because she has insurance. also Homer and Mindy try to not react upon the attraction by thinking the same thing.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: When Homer, Lenny and Carl were moaning about the things he couldn't do at work with a woman around, Homer mention peeing on the drinking fountain. Noticing their reactions he lamely tried to deny he ever did that.
- Shout-Out: Mr. Burns has winged monkeys. They can't fly.
- Homer imagines Mindy as Venus in the painting "The Birth of Venus" by Sandro Botticelli.
- The angel showing Homer what life would be like if he would marry Mindy and leave Marge is a shout out to a similar scene in It's a Wonderful Life.
- Sympathetic Almost-Adulterer: The commentary goes into some detail about how they were very careful to portray Homer and Mindy's attraction to each other as something that neither of them actually wanted, so both could be kept sympathetic.
- Tempting Fate: Homer said he had no reason to worry about going with Mindy to a convention for as long as the two of them have no moment alone.
- Think Unsexy Thoughts: The Trope Namer. When Homer ends up in an elevator with Mindy he tells himself to "think unsexy thoughts" and imagines first Patty and Selma wearing towels and shaving their legs in the bathroom, then Barney in a polka dot bikini drunkenly humming the theme to I Dream of Jeannie. It doesn't work, as Barney morphs into Mindy.