Episode - 9F05
First Aired - 11/5/1992After a nuclear plant worker named Jack Marley is forced into retirement, Marge takes a job at the nuclear plant to help Homer pay for repairs needed to fix their slanty shanty. Meanwhile, Bart fakes sick to get out of taking an English Lit test, but who's going to come to his rescue when a bloodthirsty wolf from The Krusty the Clown Show runs off and heads for the school?
This episode contains examples of (YMMV goes here.):
- Amusing Injuries: When a hummingbird perches itself on the chimney causing the Simpson house to lean even further, Bart falls from his bedroom window (keep in mind they all sleep on the second floor) right on his head, but he gets up the next second.
- As Himself: Tom Jones
- As the Good Book Says: Homer tries to do this when arguing against Marge getting a job. He fails.Homer: Like the Bible says, "thou shalt not mooch in on thy husband's... racket".Marge: Where does the Bible say "racket"?
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: When Lisa mentions that Pierre and Marie Curie died due to radiation poisoning (even though Marie was the only Curie to die of radiation poisoning. Pierre died from a fatal skull injury after getting hit by a horse-drawn carriage), Bart imagines them as giants laying waste to Tokyo in kaiju-esque fashion.Japanese bystander: It's the Curies! We must flee!
- Ax-Crazy: One of Mister Burn's workers, who is polishing a shotgun and declaring "I am the Angel of Death; the time of purification is at hand". The next time we see him, he's giggling, pumping the shotgun and walking off somewhere...
- Big Damn Heroes: Groundskeeper Willie who fights the wolf that attacked Bart.
- Big "NO!": Smithers, when Homer pees on the urinal Smithers just cleaned.
- Bowdlerization: After catching heat from an actual viewer with Tourette's Syndrome who wanted to sue the show for mocking the condition, the censors changed Bart's claim that he has Tourette's to a claim that he has rabies (though the syndicated versionnote keeps the original Tourette's line and the DVD version has the rabies line, but keeps in Bart barking and growling and his muttering, "Tourette's Syndrome" under his breath after Krabappel leaves him in the hallway.)
- Keep Circulating the Tapes: As mentioned, the original version of the scene doesn't exist in syndication or the DVD version, so if you have the original airing (most likely from a VHS taping in the 1990s), do what you can to keep it in good quality.
- Briefcase Full of Money: Smithers offers one to Tom Jones as payment if Jones agrees to give a private show. Jones refuses, so Smithers opens a second briefcase containing knockout gas.
- Butt Monkey / The Ghost: Tibor, the foreign employee that everyone blames things on. (Though even he's been promoted while Homer hasn't.)"Please don't make me retire! It's the only thing keeping me alive, I'm not married, and my dog died..."
- Cassandra Truth: Mrs. Krabappel doesn't believe that Bart has been mauled by a wolf, until Bart gives her the test, admits that he lied (even though he didn't), and collapses.
- Chain Pain: The donut salesman uses these to fend off the plant employees trying to keep him from taking their donuts away.Donut salesman: (threateningly) Anyone else wanna be a hero?
- The Chew Toy: Retired plant employee and Droopy soundalike Jack Marley, from being upstaged and kicked out of his own retirement party and losing out on a new job.
- Crying Wolf: Bart does this and is literally attacked by a wolf. He then has to lie that he wasn't attacked by a wolf because Krabappel thinks he's lying.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Mr Burns fires Marge when he finds out she's married, envious of her husband (not realising it's Homer).
- Doom It Yourself: Homer tries to fix the sinking foundation by himself by watching a videotape hosted by Troy McClure. He's immediately in over his head.Troy: First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.
Homer: (to Bart) Hand me my patching trowel, boy. (Bart shrugs)
Troy: Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation?
Troy: Good. Assemble the aluminum J-channel using self-furring screws. Install.
Homer: What do I do in case-
Troy: After applying brushable coating to the panels-
Homer: Wait a minute.
Troy: ...You'll need corrosion-resistant metal stucco lath.
Homer: Wait a minute!
Troy: If you can't find metal stucco lath-
Troy: ...Use carbon fiber stucco lath!
Troy: Now parge the lath.
- Drowning My Sorrows: The woman in the trio of people at work at the power plant who sorely need a morale boost. "Funny Hat Day" and Tom Jones music did nothing to boost her spirits.
- Escaped Animal Rampage: A wolf escapes from Krusty's TV show. He then attacks Bart at school, who tries to warn Mrs. Krabappel, but just as in "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" nobody believes the previous liar anymore.
- Krusty also gets mauled by an eagle, who takes exception to him helping himself to her eggs.
- Homage: Smithers' musical salute to Mr. Burns is yet another Burns-centric variant on a scene from Citizen Kane (down to using the actual song, albeit with new lyrics).
- I Need a Freaking Drink: When Willie and the wolf finish wrestling, Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf. The wolf looked like he really needed it.Willie: Ah, don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teat.
- Introduction To The Opposites: Marge mentions a time when two Jehovah's Witnesses came over and she let them in — only for the Jehovah's Witnesses to get bored with her and leave.
- It's All About Me: The featured act at Jack Marley's retirement party turns out to be a musical number for Mr. Burns, who is visibly upset when Jack asks to say a few words.
- Move Along, Nothing to See Here: What Willie says to Bart while wrestling the wolf.Back to class, laddie. Nothing to see here.
- Never My Fault: On Marge's first day at the plant, Homer advises her to blame the guy who can't speak English if anything goes wrong. Tibor has repeatedly saved Homer's butt this way. As just one example, Homer lost the key to the room housing one of the plant's monitoring systems, and Smithers wrongly assumes that Tibor was the one who actually lost it. Despite all that, he still gets promoted ahead of Homer.
- Noodle Incident: The time Mr. Burns and Smithers dug up Al Jolson. The only information we get is that the corpse smelled bad and the rest of the night was something Mr. Burns never wants to remember again.
- Only Shop in Town: Or in this case, only foundation repairman in town, much to Homer's chagrin.
- Pet the Dog: Mr. Burns letting Marge and Homer enjoy the private concert with Tom's Jones at his own expense, since he wanted Homer to show her the time of her life.
- Pre Ass Kicking One Liner: Groundskeeper Willie gets one of these when he faces off with the wolf:Willie: Hey, wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeuvre...it's time for the main course!
- Quiet Cry for Help: Tom Jones is kidnapped by Mr. Burns and forced to play a private concert for him and Marge. He keeps trying to plead secretly with Marge to get him help, but she's too preoccupied to notice.
- Reassigned to Antarctica: Smithers, once Mr. Burns gives Marge his job, gets put in charge of the men's bathrooms. He actually seems to be enjoying it, until the inevitable happens.Smithers: Sparkling fresh, clear white. What could be better?(Homer bursts in and starts undoing his pants)Homer: Oh, man, I really gotta-Smithers: NOOOOOOO!!
- Savage Wolf: One attacks Bart. It is later seen with Groundskeeper Willie.
- Selective Obliviousness: Mrs. Krabapple, choosing to ignore Bart's cry for help, also manages not to hear the sound of a wolf growling and snarling as it attacks him.
- This episode is one of several times "The Imperial March" has been used as a Leitmotif for Mr. Burns.
- Smithers' dance act for Mr. Burns is a parody of a similar scene in Citizen Kane.
- Bart shouting wolf and nobody believing him is a reference to the very book he had to read for his report: Crying Wolf.
- Special Guest: Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure, as well as Surly Joe.
- Stay in the Kitchen: Homer's attitude toward Marge getting a job (among other reasons).
- Take That!: When Marge is reading the padding Lisa's added to her resume...Marge: "Worked for the Carter administration?!"Lisa: Well, you voted for him. Twice!Marge: Lisa, shh! Someone might be listening.
- Tempting Fate: When Surely Joe gives an estimate of $8500 to repair the house's foundation, Homer fires him, telling him he's not the only foundation repairman in town. Upon checking the phonebook, however, Homer discovers that Surely Joe actually is the only foundation repairman in town. It even says so in his ad.Homer: D'oh!
- Thermometer Gag:Grandpa: Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts boy, 'cause this is mighty cold.