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"Fifty-seven years in this business, you learn a few things. You know what words are funny and which words are not funny. Alka-Seltzer is funny. You say 'Alka-Seltzer', you get a laugh... Words with 'k' in them are funny. Casey Stengel, that's a funny name. Robert Taylor is not funny. Cupcake is funny. Tomato is not funny. Cookie is funny. Cucumber is funny. Car keys. Cleveland... Cleveland is funny. Maryland is not funny. Then, there's chicken. Chicken is funny. Pickle is funny."
— Neil Simon, The Sunshine Boys
"Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat..."
Fact: Whether by pronunciation, spelling, or use, some words are just plain funny. List your favorite Inherently Funny Words here!
Warning: Do not use any of these words to try to make an unfunny sentence funny.
See also Narm, which is what happens when Inherently Funny Words crop up in inherently unfunny contexts.
Examples:
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Words With A "K"
Words With an "oo" Sound
- albumen (Look Around You: "Watch out for the new albumen- it's out now.")
- There's a character called Brian Albumen in Rik Mayall's TV show 'Believe Nothing'.
- bamboozle
- bassoon (including Shatner's bassoon)
- baboon
- bazooka
- behoove
- beluga
- bewildered
- bloop
- booby
- boob
- boogaloo (particularly electric ones)
- booger
- boondoggle is probably worth two. It probably had a real meaning once, but is now only ever heard in the context of political messes.
- boop
- Boota
- booty
- booze
- Broo (Broos themselves aren't very funny, though)
- bosom (which can be pronounced with either the vowel of "book" or "duke." Extra funny if said by a very old man reading The Bible in church.)
- brouhaha
- Bugenhagen
- caboose
- cahoots
- canoodle
- canoe
- chartreuse
- cockadoodie
- cock-a-doodle-doo
- Cthulhu
- cuckoo
- didgeridoo
- discombobulated
- doodad
- doodle
- doofus
- dooky
- doohickey
- doom
- doot
- doozy
- droopy
- Dubong. Which, interestingly, sounds a lot like 'dick bong' when heard during a spread.
- dude
- duty
- fedora
- festoon
- floozy
- Flugelhorn
- Fool
- And, by extension, Foo.
- "Foo" actually predates Mr. T. It originated from the now little known comic strip Smokey Stover. In this case however, it wasn't meant to sound like "fool", it was just a nonsense word.
- Baka
- Aho (made funnier by the fact that this is an onomatopoeia for the sound a crow makes, hence the recurring gag seen in anime)
- Froot Loops
- goo goo g'joob (from I Am the Walrus)
- goober
- Google. How did you think it became so popular?
- On a related note, Yahoo! as well.
- goop
- gruel
- gubernatorial (the 'u' is pronounced as 'oo')
- Smoot-Hawley Tariff
- haboub (Arabic word for sandstorm, used recently to describe the Arizona dust cloud)
- hoopla
- Humpty Doo, Australia
- hullabaloo
- impromptu
- indubitably
- inglenook
- kablooie
- Kaboodle
- Kalamazoo
- kazoo
- koo koo ka choo (from Mrs. Robinson)
- kook
- Kugel. Especially noodle kugel.
- lollapalooza
- loo
- loofah
- ludicrous
- lutefisk (LOO-da-fisk: a gelatinous fish product eaten by Norwegians on Christmas.)
- macaroon
- maroon
- moo
- Moogle
- Mook
- moon
- moose (including møøse)
- ...and, by extension, Moose Jaw, SK
- or Moose Factory ON. Yeah, Canada has some funny place names...
- Not to mention mousse.
- Mufasa!! Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!!
- noodle
- nincompoop
- nougat
- obtuse
- oo, ooo, OOO, ooooo, OOo
, Ooo (but not oooo)
- Ood
- Note Rose Tyler's comically exaggerated "An odd Ood..."
- Note also that the above entry perfectly matches — perhaps by accident — the Doctor Who theme. Now start singing.
- Damn you!
- Ook
- oogle
- oompa loompa
- oomph
- oops
- Ouagadougou
- pantaloons
- patoot/patootie
- "Pazuzu!"
- Petaluma
- picaroon
- picayune
- poltroon
- poo, poop
- "Poop" is the only word in the English language that is funny in absolutely any context. No, really. It's been scientifically proven. Twice. In every language.
- Naturally; science requires replication for proof. Luckily, poop is inherently easy for humans to replicate.
- "Poo Nugget" cannot be used while maintaining a straight face, try it.
- AND THEN THEY EAT DA POO POO
- Proof, bitches - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a show known for its willingness to use the word "shit", has an episode in its fourth season called "Who Pooped the Bed?", where "shit" is scarcely used. "Poop" is funny. Lampshaded, even.
- Try "poo gas", a la Freakazoid!
- EarthBound has a character NAMED Poo. It's hard not to break out laughing in the middle of serious moments because of this. Probably they got some Narm in our RPG...
- Pooh anyone?
- Dammit, man what more evidence do you need? The poo-pooing alone is a court-martial offense!
- And how could we forget Poopie?
- Poopiewuffen
- Agent Mulder's reference to a 'Poo-storm' in the censored in-flight version of the X-Files movie. Originally 'shit-storm,' whoever did the voiceover intentionally overemphasized the POO.
- Zoosmell Pooplord
- poopie suit
- After all, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.
- "Iiiii am, the Great Mighty Poo / And I'm going to throw my shit at you..."
- pooch
- poodle
- poon
- poontang
- Pooka
- pootermobile
- poubelle
- protuberance ("Now, inject the serum. This should cause the foci to protuberate." Thank you, Trauma Team.)
- prune
- puce
- punanny
- ratatouille
- Roomba/Scooba
- rutabaga (often cited in cartoons when the name of a vegetable is needed for this very reason)
- Schnoodle (cross between a Schnauzer and a Poodle)
- Scootaloo
- Scooper Dooper
- scruples
- SCUBA
- Shaboozey!
- shadoof - Yes, this word actually exists. It's a sort of small crane for lifting water.
- Shih Tzu
- Shipoopie
- Shoopuff
- snu snu - even better when you find out what it means
- snickerdoodle
- snood
- Soup
- spittoon
- spoo
- spooge
- spoon
- spoot
- stoop
- strudel
- switcheroo
- Thu'um
- Timbuktu
- Toon
- Tooting Bec
- tuba
- tube
- Tuesday (when a random day of the week needs to be referenced in a comedic line, it's usually Tuesday.)
- tutu
- Uboa (though the man himself is either Accidental Nightmare Fuel or hilarious
, depending on who you ask).
- Ubuntu
- unununium
- uterus (uter-you! uter-me! ...Okay, I'm done.)
- vacuum tubes
- voodoo
- vuvuzela
- wahoonie
- wazoo
- Whiffenpoof
- Whoops
- witloof
- woodchuck
- Woolloomooloo
- Woobie. Seriously, just try and say it with a straight face.
- zeeky boogy doog
- zoo
- zucchini
Celebrity Names
- Al Albuquerque, Detroit Tigers relief pitcher.
- Anurag Dikshit. I swear this is a real person. Google it.
- Barack Hussein Obama. Mmm, mmm, mmm!
- Barkevious Mingo. Winner of 2009's Name of the year
(have a look around that site, while you're at it).
- Bear Grylls
- Benedict Cumberbatch. (Technically it's Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch. No, really
.)
- Benjamin Netanyahu
- New England Patriots running back Ben Jarvus Green-Ellis (known to fans as The Law Firm)
- Bent Koch
- Bhumibol Adulyadej
- Bill Boner, former mayor of Nashville, Tennessee. Do not ask about the campaign signs he once used.
- You don't need to ask
◊. Better still, it's a campaign fan, so you can wave a Boner in front of anyone's face anytime!
- Billy Bob Thornton
- BILLY MAYS!
- Bonar Law (who did not enact legislation prohibiting public erections, but it would have been even funnier if he had)
- Bono - even his given name, Paul Hewson, is funny.
- Boutros-Boutros Ghali
- Brad Pitt, at least to some
of us.
- Bram Moolenaar, creator of the Vim text editor.
- Bristol Palin
- Bruce Boxleitner
- Bruce Cockburn
- The late Cardinal Sin, Archbishop of Manila. Even he himself made jokes about his name.
- Chone Figgins
- Chuck Mangione, as demonstrated by King of the Hill. It helps to say it in Dale Gribble's nasally twang.
- Chuck Norris
- Clive Staples Lewis (even he hated it and preferred "Jack")
- Coco Crisp, Major League Baseball player
- Does he enjoy Cocoa Krispies?
- His given name is, arguably, even worse: Covelli Loyce Crisp
- Boof Bonser is the legal name of a Major League Baseball player.
- Crispin Freeman, the voice actor of Kyon, Itachi, and many others.
- Crispin Glover, an actor. His name sounds like a brand name for gloves. Crispy gloves.
- Not sure if it counts because he's fictional, but Palpatine (in addition to having a funny name) was originally named Cos Dashit.
- Craig Killmaster
- Creflo Dollar
- Dan Aykroyd
- Darren Puppa. An ESPN announcer once referred to this NHL's goaltender's glove as the "Puppa Scoopa"
- Darryl Strawberry
- David Hooner (see the "oo" rule).
- Desmond Tutu
- Dick Assman
- Dick Armey
- Dick Bona
- Dick Bong
- Dick Butkus
- As exploited frequently by MST3K, which would sometimes have riffs to the tune of "don't forget your Dick Butkus collector's plate!" during a scene at a gas station.
- Dick Cass, Baltimore Ravens president.
- Dick
Hymen Hyman
- Dick Pole, Cincinnati Reds pitching coach
- Dick Pound
, ex-IOC vice-president and ex-president of the World Anti-Doping Agency. Extra funny in that he has three names to pick from, and still settled on Dick.
- Dick Trickle, NASCAR driver
- Dick Van Dyke
- Donald Trump
- Dudley Manlove
- Emerson Boozer, New York Jets running back
- Engelbert Humperdinck. I dare you to say it with a straight face.
- Relatedly, Zingelbert Bembledack, Yingybert Dambleban, Zangelbert Bingledack, Wingelbert Humptyback, Slup ben Walla, Kringelbert Fishtybuns, Steviebuns Bottrittrundle, Tringelbert Wangledack, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Vingelbert Wingledanck...
- Izzard is a little off base here, since Engelbert Humperdinck ( whose real name is Arnold Dorsey) took his stage name from a real 19th-century operatic composer. Though the name is no less funny as a result.
- Esa-Pekka Salonen
- Fair Hooker, a '70s NFL wide receiver.
- Flozell Adams
- Forrest Tucker
- Forrest Gump
- Francesco Cappuccino
- Fred Fuchs
- Funk & Wagnalls, as both Dick Martin and Ed McMahon will attest.
- Gay Search
- Gloria Estefan
- Goodluck Jonathan
- Guido van Rossum (inventer of the Python programming language)
- Guy Mann-Dude
- Hakan Loob
- Han Hoogerbrugge (OO phonetic)
- Hedy Lamarr (see "Hedy LaRue" from How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying and "Hedley Lamarr" from Blazing Saddles, not to mention the pet headcrab in Half-Life 2)
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Brilliant poet with the name of a porn star.
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
- Hosni Mubarak
- Ima Hogg
- Jack Fightmaster
- Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, US Army.
- Jacques-Roger Booh-Booh
- Jensen Ackles, at least at first. His name sounds like a law firm.
- Jian Ghomeshi
- Jimbob Duggar (Even funnier when said in an obnoxious southern accent.)
- Jimmer Fredette
- Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup, Britain's Chief of The Defence Staff and owner of the greatest name ever.
- Joey Buttafuoco
- John Keister
- John Kricfalusi
- John Stamos
- Jubal Early, the Confederate general who led the Shenandoah Campaign in The American Civil War.
- "Shenandoah" itself is pretty funny.
- Larry Csonka, football great, as used to marvelous effect in "The Final Sacrifice", an episode of MST3K: "He just finished his exhaustive, 4 volume biography of Larry Csonka!".
- Learned Hand — Judge Learned Hand
- What's really hilarious about this is that this was his middle name. He actually preferred being "Learned Hand" over being "Billings Hand." Ouch.
- Lemmy Kilmister
- Leon Trotsky
- Leonard Woodcock
- M. Night Shyamalan
- Madison Hedgecock
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Matt Damon
- Matthew Gray Gubler
- Mickey Rourke
- Mike Figgis. His surname is particularly popular as a source of hilarity for English students.
- Mike Huckabee
- Mike Hunt (Green Bay Packers linebacker)
- Mike Litoris
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- Misha Collins
- Mitch Gaylord
- Muamar Khadafi
- Myke Hawke
- Neil Cicierega
- Niccolò Machiavelli
- Orlando Jones
- Paul Anka
- Pat Buttram
- Patrick Kilpatrick
- Pelham Grenville Wodehouse was, to use his own phrase, a victim of raw work at the font. No wonder he abbreviated his name.
- Peter Beter
- Peter Stormare
- His birth name was Peter Ingvar Rolf Storm. He's awesome, but he should've become a supervillain with that name.
- He isn't a supervillain?! Have you seen Fargo?
- Petey Pablo
- Pia Zadora
- Pieter Botha
- Pieter van den Hoogenband
- Radek Bonk
- Randy Bumgardner
- Reince Priebus
- Richard Braine
- Ron Stuart!
- Rip Van Winkle
- Robert Dinwiddie
- Robert Loggia. That's R, as in "Robert Loggia..."
- Rod Blagojevich
- Roger Bumpass
- Ron Tugnutt
- Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower
- Rusty Kuntz, former Major League Baseball player
- Samuel Gompers
- Saxby Chambliss
- Scott Ramsoomair. Bonus points for the "oo" sound.
- Splapp-Me-Do
- Skip Hinnant (of The Electric Company and Fritz the Cat fame.)
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- Slartibartfast
- Slobodan Milošević
- Sonny Tufts
- Spanky DeBrest (Seriously. He was in Art Blakey's band.)
- Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono (President of Indonesia; his name sounds especially funny in Russian)
- Uwe Boll
- Vanilla Ice
- The Von Trapp Family
- Walter Mondale
- Wim Kok (former Dutch prime minister)
- Y. A. Tittle
- Yelnick McWaWa
- Yo-Yo Ma
- Yogi Bera (the pro baseball player, not the cartoon bear)
- Yoko Ono (Oh, no!)
- Yolanda Squatpump
- Any of the Zappas but especially Dweezil
- ZaSu Pitts
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Zun
Given Names
- Aberforth
- Abernathy
- Albert
- Algernon
- Aloysius
- Archibald
- Archimedes
- Bernard
- Bert, or Bertram
- Bertha
- The ever-classic Bob (especially if Edmund Blackadder says it. That has a lot to do with the fact that Rowan Atkinson has a stutter when he tries to pronounce the letter B)
- Brian
- I want to cwucify Bwian and wealease Wodewwick.
- Caboose. Actually his last name, but his full name is Michael J. Caboose. Though, Grif might be funnier.
- Chesterdrawers
- Cos Dashit, the original name for the equally funny-named Emperor Palpatine.
- Cluck was my Grandmother's maiden name. I also knew a few Gobbles growing up.
- Deutch
- Dick
- Donny
- Dora, particularly when combined with allusions to 'explorer'.
- Dorcas
- Durwood
- Dwayne!
- Jerome
- Gregor (is a weird name)
- Dumas, what a unfortunate last name.
- Elmer
- Ernie
- Ethelbert
- Eugene
- Ezekiel
- Fegelein
- Filbert
- Fillmore
- Flaherty
- Garth
- Gaylord
- Gibby
- Gladys
- Any variation of those German surnames that sound like the call of a turkey.
- Hank
- Hans (especially in the context of "Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!")
- Hogarth
- Hortense
- Hubert
- Jeff
- Jehosephat
- Jethro
- Josh
- Lamar
- Lester
- Lipschitz, and variations
- Logan
- Louise
- Lucie Ascam
- Lulu
- Hey, Mac!
- Sticking Mc in front of anything, too
Brad: "Hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm Chester Snapdragon McFisticuffs..."
- Maynard
- Melvin (one of the most common names in MAD Magazine, from the first issue on)
- Mervin
- Morag
- Morton
- Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!!
- Neku (say it 10 times fast)
- Neji. Rhymes with both "Reggie" and "wedgie". Go on, repeat it to yourself over and over.
- Ned (or Neddy)
- MRS. NESBIT.
- Norbert
- Oonagh
- Percy, Percival
- Patchouli
- Penelope
- Phinneas
- Pussy, especially paired with the last name "Galore"
- Ralph
- Rupert
- Rutigar
- Seymour
- Sheldon
- Sindri
- Surname example: Snodgrass.
- Stan
- Steve. Stretch it out. Steeeeve.
- Strunk
- Sven (and Ole)
- Tarquin, the metonym of pretentious child-naming.
- Thaddeus
- "Thrakazog! With a 'K'! Boy are you ever rude!"
- Tiesenhausen
- Todd
- Waldo, Wally (particularly when combined with allusions to "where's")
- Walter (especially when combined with Sobchak)
- Wilberforce
- Bathsheba
- Elvendork (it's unisex!)
- Woody
- Yogi
- Zu-Zu
- ...And, of course, just about anything to be found at the Pophangover site Awkward Names
.
Animal Names
- aardvark
- alligator
- anemone
- badger
- axolotl
- banana slug.
- baboon
- Beagle. According to Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz, Snoopy is a beagle because it's a funny word.
- Bear
- beaver
- bees
- blue-footed boobies (a kind of bird)
- blue-tongued skink (a type of lizard).
- boll weevil
- Bubo bubo, a.k.a. Eurasian eagle-owl.
- buffalo
- bullshih. This is what the offspring of a Shih-Tzu and a bulldog is actually called.
- And here I thought Cockapoodle was bad!
- Lots of designer-dog names were specifically designed to invoke this trope.
- Not bad, not bad. But as for the crowning dog breed name, I give you the Chiweenie, half chihuahua, half dauschund (weiner dog). Made funnier considering they are just about the most hideous, most blindingly adorable animals you will ever see.
- bumblebee
- bunnies
- camel
- chachalaca
- chicken
- chihuahua
- cockatoo
- coelacanth (See-la-canth)
- cow (Gary Larson said so)
- crab
- crappie
- dickey-bird
- dik dik (A type of antelope. Adam Sessler once made a Catch Phrase out of it).
- dingo
- duck
- Scientifically proven to be true in most languages - duck jokes even translate well even when they rely on language-specific puns.
- dodo
- dung beetle
- elephant
- emu
- frog
- gerbil
- gibbon
- goats
- gopher
- gnu
- don't forget, GNU's not Unix!
- goose (see also "oo" sounds, but "geese" is just as funny)
- great tit
- hamster
- herring
- hippopotamus
- horned toad
- or better still, "horny toad"
- horse
- iguana
- kangaroo
- kiwi
- koala (especialy if they come from Koala Walla Land.)
- kukaburra
- Kunekune
- liger (the offspring of a lion and a tiger)
- lizard
- llama. It's got to be the double L.
- lobster
- lumba-lumba (Malaysian for dolphin)
- manatee
- seacow
- both got nothin' on Dugong
- mandrill (a kind of old-world monkey; separate the two words with a hyphen for full effect)
- marmot
- mongoose
- monkey
- Even more inherently funny than duck. Especially when used as an Adjective. Go ahead, add the word "monkey" to any verb or nn-proper noun you can think of.
- So, what about "duck-monkey"?
- It's also useable as a handy verb. Or an expletive. Especially as an expletive.
- There's a type of flower called the Sticky Monkey Flower, apparently because its sticky and it looks like the face of a monkey. Try thinking about sticky monkeys without laughing.
- moose (...once bit my sister...)
- This has led to something of a fundamental difference in the perception of the animal in the US and Europe; it's hard to remember sometimes that the "majestic elk" in folklore isn't the larger animal in the Pacific Northwest, but the goofy animal that Americans, and increasingly the rest of the Anglophone world, know as the "moose."
- narwhal
- ocelot, according to Greg Proops
- Proops is quite the funny name too.
- orangutan
- otter. Try inserting it into an average sentence.
- penguin
- pig
- platypus
- polliwog
- pony
- Pudu. This is a real creature (look it up!), the world's smallest deer. Scientific name? Pudu Pudu.
- Aww!
◊
- But what do you call it when one of those breeds with a bantha?
- Quokka.
- sheep (known to blow up real baaaaaad)
- SNAAAAKE!!
- sperm whale
- spotted shag (actually a kind of seabird)
- squid
- squirrel
- titmouse (which is neither a tit [breast], nor a mouse)
- And one variety, the tufted titmouse.
- Tits! They're actually cute little birds.
- Pictures of them make surprisingly good offerings when people online ask for tits without specifying which kind.
- Tree sloth
- trout
Anything goes in Anything goes out fish, bananas, old pajamas mutton, beef and trout
Often thinks that travel widens "Stay at home," the trout obliges
- turtle
- walrus
- weasel (one of Dave Barry's favorite words)
- weimaraner (a breed of dog)
- wombat (actually a very dangerous animal, but a funny name to be sure). And even their dangerousness is in a very Killer Rabbit way; since they have a similar ecological niche to rabbits and look like them, though they are rather larger than any rabbit.
- woodcock
- yak
- yellow-bellied sapsucker
- Most if not all animal noises as well, some of which have already been listed.
Place Names
- Whose Line Is It Anyway? lampshaded a whole string of this in one session of Scenes From a Hat, when the suggestion "Cities that shouldn't have a song about them" came up:
Jeff: Who wants an Oxnard ? I do! I do!
Ryan: (with a stoned look on his face) What's the matter with Weed ?
- Abu Dhabi, hence its abuse in Garfield comics.
- Albuquerque, NM
- Not only Weird Al, Bugs Bunny knew it was funny ("I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.") Made funnier by his Brooklyn accent that toined it into Albecoikie.
- It even shows up in a Halo fanfic, of all places, narrated by a Covenant Elite: "...we had landed on the UNSCDF orbital platform Albuquerque. I had no idea which was more bizarre: The platform's name, which tied my mandibles in knots..."
- Antananarivo, Madagascar
- Antwerp, Belgium
- Attawapiskat, ON, Canada
- Azerbaijan
- Baden-Baden, Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
- Even funnier when you know that "Baden" means "Baths."
- So it's German for "tub-tub"?
- Actually, no. "Baden" is a German verb which translates to "to have a bath" and "to bathe". The correct German word for "Baths" would be "Bäder".
- Bald Knob, AR/WV/VA
- Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
- Bangkok, Thailand
- which is just down the road from Phuket
- Oh, and its ceremonial name? * deep breath* Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathon Amon Piwan Awatan Sathit Sakkathatiya Witsanukam Prasit. Longest place name in the world, people! (For those curious, it means "The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous royal palace that resembles the heavenly abode where above reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarm".)
- Batman, Turkey. Apparently they've tried to sue Warner Bros.
- Beaver County, PA. With two boroughs called Beaver and Big Beaver and a city called Beaver Falls...
- Belchertown, MA
- Belgium
- "Things were getting pretty Belgium, so..."
- Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
- Located near the towns of Beaver Lick and Rabbit Hash...
- Heck, "Kentucky" itself becomes somewhat funny after saying it enough times.
- Bird-in-Hand, PA
- Blue Ball Lane, Surrey
- Boring, OR. Whenever a resident makes the newspapers, the headline always reads something like: "Boring man arrested for..."
- Boogardie, WA, Australia
- Booger Hollow, Arkansas. Look it up.
- Booger Mountain, North Carolina. Known for Christmas trees; their marketing campaign is "Always Pick a Booger!"
- Botswana
- Bora Bora
- Bruce Rock, WA, Australia
- Bundaberg, QLD, Australia
- Buttzville, NJ
- Cape Foulwind, New Zealand
- Cape Horn. If you don't get it, just yell "I really like Cape Horn!" really loudly and quickly in front of all your friends.
- ... K-porn? Oh dear.
Ain't the same thing as K-pop, is it?
- Chattahoochee River
- Chattanooga, Tennessee
- Cheesequake State Park, New Jersey
- Chicken, AK
- So named because they couldn't spell Ptarmigan.
- Chittagong, Bangladesh.
- Cleveland.
- Climax, Michigan
- Clitheroe, Lancashire, England (the middle syllable is pronounced like "the", but still)
- Cockalofty, Hereford, England
- Cockburn Town, capital city of the Turks and Caicos Islands.
- Cockfield
, County Durham, England
- Cockfosters (a Piccadilly Line destination)
- Cocklebiddy, WA, Australia
- Condom
, France. Where you can find the Condom Cathedral . No, it's not made of rubber.
- Cooma, NSW, Australia
- Cox Bight, TAS, Australia
- Cuba, Missouri
- Cucamonga, CA (Animated characters are required by law to pronounce it "KOOK... aMUNga!")
- The full name is "Rancho Cucamonga", which might be even funnier.
- Cut and Shoot, TX. No, really
.
- Czechoslovakia
- Denial Bay, SA, Australia (I have no idea why)
- Dike Access Road, Washington (if you've ever driven north on I-5 from Portland to Seattle, you couldn't have missed the sign)
- Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
- Dingle Peninsula, Kerry, Ireland
- Diss, Norfolk, England
- Djibouti (congratulations, you just laughed at thousands of starving people.)
- Sheik sheik sheik, sheik sheik sheik, sheik djibouti...oh yeah!
- Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine
- Dookie, Australia.
- Dooomadgee, QLD, Australia (yes, with three o's, I checked)
- Dubbo, Australia
- Eromanga Basin, Australia.
- Fazakerley
- Fernando Poo (see entry above on "poo")
- Fingringhoe
- Fishkill, New York
- Floyds Knobs, Indiana, USA
- And in the same state, French Lick.
- Flippin, Arkansas, USA
- Fort Gay, West Virginia
- Microsoft didn't think it was funny (that, plus they didn't know there really was such a place). An Xbox Live user from there got banned for it. The user had to fight to keep his account. Even the mayor got involved, and MS only reinstated his account when it started making national news.
- Fucking, Austria; which had problems with British tourists stealing their signs.
- Same country: Oberfucking, Unterfucking, and Fuckersberg.
- Great Cockup and Little Cockup
. These are the genuine names of two hills in England.
- Both are near the town of Cockermouth, which itself belongs on the list.
- Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany
- The Gliese 581 System
- Gosh, Armenia
- Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico (this is funnier to Spanish speakers than English, mind you.)
- Guam
- Hackensack, NJ (mentioned in many Joisey jokes)
- Hahatonka State Park (in the Ozarks in Missouri)
- Ha Ha Road, London
- Hamtramck, Michigan
- Happy Valley-Goose Bay, Labrador, Canada
- Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta, Canada
- So called because First Nations hunters used to chase buffalo off the cliff.
- Dave Barry: "I have called the centre, and when they answer the phone, they say, very politely—I absolutely swear this is true—'Head-Smashed-In, may I help you?'"
- Hell, Michigan
(which does tend to freeze over in the winter)
- Hialeah, Florida (Bells Are Ringing has Handel's Hialeah Chorus)
- Hoboken, NJ. "Yeah, but that's Hoboken."
- Hohokus, NJ
- Hooker County, Nebraska
- Humptulips, WA. (Yes, it's said like you think.)
- Ii, Finland
- Illibilli, Sudan (which is also the longest palindromic place name)
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania, right around Amish country.
- In case you didn't know, Intercourse is right near some other towns named Gap, Bird-in-Hand, Paradise, and Blue Ball. I'll let your dirty mind fill in the rest.
- Though, sadly, there appears to be no Foreplay.
- Don't forget Virginville, PA!
- Idaho
- Inaloo, WA, Australia
- Islamabad, Pakistan
- Jackson Hole, Wyoming
- Kalamazoo, Michigan (that "zoo" is the crucial syllable is ably demonstrated by the song "I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo")
- Ironically, there is no zoo in Kalamazoo. There is, however, an aircraft museum called the "Air Zoo".
- Kazakhstan
- Kapuskasing, ON Canada
- Robert Munsch even wrote a story about
a girl who just wanted to go to Kapuskasing because the name was so awesome.
- Kennebunkport, Maine
- If we're doing unusual Native American-derived town names, try this: Mooselookmeguntic, ME.
- Heck, half of Maine towns, rivers, etc.
- Or how about Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg? (Allegedly it means "I fish on my side, you fish on your side, nobody fish in the middle," but that's just an urban myth from the 1920s. The Other Wiki says it means "Englishmen at Manchaug at the fishing place at the boundary."
)
- That's why locals, among themselves at least, refer to it as Lake Webster.
- Keokuk, Iowa
- Kiek in de Kök, Tallinn, Estonia
- Kokomo, Indiana. Sadly, nothing like the Beach Boys song.
- Kola Superdeep Borehole, Russia (which happens to be in the Murmansk Oblast)
- Kush (now known as the much less funny "Sudan")
- Lahaina, Hawaii
- Lackawanna, New York
- Lake Merrimu
- Lake Minnetonka (where you have to purify yourself)
- Lake Okeechobee
- Lake Titicaca
- Lake Winnipesaukee (What About Bob?)
- Lake Made-Of-Winnipesaukee!
- Liechtenstein
- Lizard Lick, North Carolina
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
- Loachapoka, Alabama (another real place
, pronounced "low-cha-POKE-ah")
- Lucky Slap, Angus, Scotland
- Luxembourg
- Medicine Hat, AB Canada
- Meat Camp, North Carolina
- Minnehaha Falls, Minneapolis, Minnesota
- Mississippi
- Monkey Mia, WA, Australia
- Moose Factory, ON Canada
- Moose Lake, Minnesota
- Muff, County Donegal, Ireland
- Nagorno-Karabakh,
Azerbaijan Republic of Artsakh It's Complicated...
- Nempnett Thrubwell, England
- Nicaragua
- Nizny-Novgorod, Russia
- And for that matter Novgorod.
- Ngorongoro, Tanzania
- Normal, Illinois
- Norway, or is that just me?
- Nob End, Lancashire, England
- Okefenokee Swamp
- Oktemberyan, Armenia
- Oonadatta, SA, Australia
- Orlando, Florida.
- Orly, France ("NO WAI!")
- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
- In fact, Burkina Faso itself is a pretty funny name.
- Pahrump, Nevada
- Relating back to funny animals, Penguin, TAS, Australia
- Peculiar, Missouri
- Penistone, Yorkshire, England. Not pronounced how it looks, but with a short E. Suffers from the Scunthorpe Problem nevertheless.
- Petaluma, California
- The River Piddle, England, near the towns of Puddletown, Tolpuddle, Piddlehinton, Piddletrenthide, Affpuddle, Briantspuddle and Turnerspuddle. How I love being British.
- Pimperne, Dorset, England. Just let that imagery simmer for a little while.
- Pismo Beach, CA.
- Pratts Bottom, London
- Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
- Qatar. Looks strange enough to English-speakers because it violates the q-u rule, but it's pronounced like "cutter".
- Qikiqtarjuaq, Nunavut, Canada.
- How the heck do you pronounce that?
- Ramsbottom, Lancashire, England.
- Regina, SK, Canada. Innocent enough if you don't know how to pronounce it (rhymes with 'vagina').
- Ringarooma, TAS, Australia
- Romanshorn, Switzerland (recently featured in Irregular Webcomic!)
- Santa Claus, Indiana
- Saratoga Springs, NY
- Saskatchewan, Canada, but that may be because of this song
.
- Also, nothing rhymes with Saskatchewan.
- Not to mention its biggest city, Saskatoon.
- Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England. (Possibly even funnier when rendered as "S!!!!horpe" by internet censorware.)
- If pages related to it are not just blocked.
- Seattle, WA
- Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
PQ, Canada. Exclamation points and all.
- Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines (sadly, nerfed
)
- Sheboygan, Wisconsin
- Shitterton, Dorset, England. The village that dare not speak its name.
- Six Mile Bottom, Cambridgeshire, England (this is honestly a real place)
- Smackover, Arkansas [1]
- South Kumminin, WA, Australia
- Sparta (or SPAAAAAAAAARRTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!)
- Stampersgat ("stomper's hole"), the Netherlands.
- Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England
- Tallahassee, Florida.
- Termonfeckin, County Louth, Ireland.
- Tierp, Sweden
- Timbuktu, Mali, Africa
- Which inspired the name of the One Hit Wonder group Timbuk3 (of "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" fame)
- Tippecanoe, Indiana
- "Tippecanoe and Tyler too"
- Tittybong, Vic, Australia
- Tlaquepaque, Mexico
- Toad Suck Ferry (near Conway), Arkansas
- Toast, North Carolina
- Togo. Formerly the European colony Togoland.
- Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
- Tumbarumba, NSW, Australia
- Tuzigoot, Arizona (pronounced too-see-goot)
- Twatt, Shetland, Scotland
- Two Egg, Florida
- Upper Volta
- Ur
(not related to Ur Example) and Uruk
- Useless Loop, WA, Australia
- Vulcan, Alberta, Canada
- Wagga Wagga, Australia
- Wahoo, Nebraska
- Walla Walla, WA.
- Wanglik (AKA Hengli,) China
- Wanker's Corner, Oregon.
- Waterloo, either because of the -oo or the bathroom implications. Or both.
- Wawa, ON Canada
- Westward Ho!, Devon, England.
- Weed, CA. Mentioned earlier, but too briefly. They like to lampshade it, too: one of the town's mottoes is "Try legal Weed!"
- Wetwang, England
- Windpassing, Austria.
- Winnipeg, MB Canada
- Wolverhampton, England. It doesn't seem like it'd be that funny, but believe me, it is.
- Woonsocket, Rhode Island (and South Dakota)
- Wonthaggi, Australia (known locally as Wonni or The Thag, often depending on your opinion of the place)
- Worms, Germany
- Yazoo City, Mississippi
- Yeehaw Junction, Florida
- Former name was Jackass Junction, Florida
- Yemen
- Zimbabwe
- It'd probably be easier to list the British hamlets whose names don't qualify.
- Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä, Finland
General
Celtic languages
Yiddish
- Anything in Yiddish, or sounding like Yiddish, even (Note that about half of the examples are either Hebrew and German words, or very close to them. Yiddish practically mishes the rediculoucy of those two languages and takes it aup to eleven):
- Alter Kocker
- blech (a metal sheet you place on your heated stove to keep food warm, especially during Shabbos)
- bupkis
- cockamamie
- ferkokter
- fershlugginer
- hoohah,
- veeblefetzer
- ganef
- gefilte fish
- gevalt
- kabosh
- kreplach
- kvetch
- matsess
- meshuggenah
- paskudnyik
- nogoodnik
- plotz
- putz
- schlemiel
- schlemazel
- schlepp
- schmaltz
- schmegege
- schmuck
- schnook
- schnorer
- schvitz
- shmooze
- shpilkis
- tuchus
- verklempt
- vershpuket
- The classic and incredibly useful "Oy vey!"
other Germanic languages (minus English)
- Afrikaans:
- Aardvark- literally "earth pig"
- (my personal favorite) Free Sample= Gratis Monster (Gratis pronounced Hratis)
- Hell, "Afrikaans" itself is pretty funny.
- Trying listening to someone with an Afrikaans accent speak English. They sound like some sort of mutant who bounces between Australia, the UK, and some alternate dimension on business regularly.
- For other examples, see the entire of the film District9.
- For a further, greater example, see Lethal Weapon: "But... You're blick!"
- Klipspringer
- Dutch:
- tentoonstelling
- sokken
- pannekoek
- daarna
- zeehond
- varken
- telefoon
- nieuw
- kinnesinne
- German:
- Achtung
- Arschgeige
- Lederhosen
- funny word for a funny garment
- Flammenwerfer
- Pritschenwagen ("pickup truck", which is pretty funny itself)
- Wolpertinger, a mythical creature that is itself meant to be frightening but, seeing as it's a bunny rabbit with large antlers, ends up as adorable
- Kaninchen. In other words, a li'l fluffy bunneh!
- Karnickel, a regional term for the same li'l bunneh! (But it is better because it has more k's!)
- Gegenüber
- Kampfflugzeug
- Kofferraumdeckel
- Mannschaft (which is simply the word for "team" but sounds dirty)
- Schwanz ("tail"; in slang it can mean what you think Mannschaft means)
- Ochsenschwanzsuppe (ox tail soup, but considering what the word above can mean...)
- Schnurrbart
- Dick (it means "thick" in the measurement-and-body-shape-senses)
- Schlange ("snake")
- By extension, the English slang term "schlong".
- Siebenfacher Sonnenkreis (OK, so it's two words, but this phrase from The Magic Flute never fails to crack me up)
- Spinnenfinger ("spider fingers", unattactively long (often cold) fingers, that look like spiderlegs; especially funny if spoken in a Hessian dialect)
- Ausfahrt (highway exit)
- Gegengegangen
- Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. Longest-published word in the language,
at 79~80 letters (nowadays, it would be written with a triple F).
- Ananas
- Schmetterling (Butterfly. Interestingly, "schmettern" means to strike hard/violently)
- Schnauzer
- Schwippschwager (The brother in law of your brother or sister in law)
- Und (and), if said in the right way.
- Wienerschnitzel
- Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung ("speed limit")
- Pferdefedern (literally, "horse feathers")
- Dirndl
- packen
- kaputt
- Mumpitz (which means something along the line of "balderdash")
- Ach!
- Vergnügt (pronounced "fair-gnyct." go ahead, try and say it without giggling.)
- Dudelsack, pronounced "doodle-zock". It means "bagpipe".
- Schmaltz
- Büstenhalter
- Pfannkuchen
- rumspringen
- Oddly enough, schadenfreude. It means receiving pleasure at the pain of others.
- Fünfundfünfzig (Foonf-oont-foonf-zic. It means 55.)
- Walpurgisnacht
- Schnupfen
- Besteckschublade
- vollgepfropft ("choked up")
- Swedish
- Basically, anything at IKEA. One particular example, appleflarn, an oat cookie with apple pieces baked in.
- 'Fart' means 'speed', as in 'velocity'. There are roadsigns in Sweden with words such as 'Infart', 'Utfart', 'Påfart' and 'Avfart'. In = In. Ut = Out. På = On. Av = Off. Also, 'Cruise control' is 'Fartkontroll'.
- slut ("end"; pronounced "sloot")
Italic and Romance languages
- Latin:
- The pronoun hic, haec (pronounce [haik]), hoc. Also works if you're a Francophone, as "hic" is the onomatopoeia for hiccups in both French and English.
- The Astérix comics went to town with this — every time they showed a drunk Roman, they'd use all three pronouns for his hiccups.
- Not to mention, the verb 'facio'. (And to go with imperatives- 'Dic me! Dic me!' It ought to have some indicators for long vowels, but not in our textbook...)
- ambulabamus ("We were walking")
- In fact, any verb ending in -bimus, -bamus, -bimini or -bamini is funny.
- plumbum (lead)
- superbum (superb)
- French:
- bibliothèque
- escargot
- fromage
- ménage
- caoutchouc, especially in the song Ça Plane Pour Moi
- pamplemousse (used as a running gag in the webcomic Bob the Angry Flower)
- Used incorrectly, nonetheless; "pamplemousse" actually means "grapefruit".
- There's even a band that derives it's name from this word, though they change the spelling to Pomplamoose.
- poisson
- "Who poisoned the poisson?
- poubelle
- plus belle qu'une poubelle
- merde, even better because it means poop (as well as made famous by Monty Python).
- phoque, pronounced like a certain English F word (elementary school French class was never the same when they came up with that silly zoo program where you clicked on the animals, and all you could hear was "phoque", "phoque"...)
- quinze
- harpe, and since the h is silent, it makes someone saying sound as if they are trying some strange seal bark. Try continually saying "arp arp arp arp" with a French accent and not laugh.
- hockey, especially when "au" is used before it.
- calculatrice
- le fromage est mort parce que le chat est dans l'aspirateur or: the cheese is dead because the cat is in the vacuum cleaner.
- agrafeuse, the lovely word for stapler
- affiche, or "poster" used in the same way with a French accent
- concombre, or cucumber
- raplapla, meaning tired
- roploplo, usually used as plural, roploplos
- Spanish:
- chimichanga (a Mexican dish)
- hablaba (he/she/it spoke)
- trabajaba (he/she/it worked)
- And by association, trabajábamos (we worked)
- mundo (world)
- mofongo (a Puerto Rican dish)
- bufanda (scarf)
- jipijapa (Panama hat)
- galimatías (gobbledygook)
- Perú, emú, cebú, anticucho (according to the -oo phonetics)
- Ñandú. Seriously, try to say it with a straight face.
- marmota (groundhog)
- panza (belly)
- By extension, most words with the suffix "-ito" and "-ita" as a diminutive ("pancita")
- Not to mention you can repeat the diminutive as many times as you like for emphasis, thus something extremely small could be ''chiquitititititito" or "chiquitiquitiquitico"
- pie (foot)
- sacapuntas (pencil sharpener)
- equipaje (baggage). Say it out loud.
- catorce (fourteen)
- yuxtaponer (to juxtapose) and all its conjugations: yuxtapusiste, yuxtapuesto, yuxtaponga...
- cacahuate (Mexican Spanish for peanut)
- marmita (cooking pot)
- limpiaparabrisas (windshield wipers)
- poner, pongo (to put, I put)
- And puse ("I put" in the past)!!! Meow, meow...
- pescado (fish)
- atún (tuna)
- pez globo (blowfish)
- facón (a sword carried by Argentinian cowboys)
- quizás (perhaps)... again, say it out loud.
- Italian:
- squillante
- Adverbs which are formed by adding the suffix "-mente" to present participles ending in "-ente". Particularly the word indipendentemente ("independently"). More so if you still haven't grasped its proper pronunciation.
- Romanian:
Japanese
- Japanese:
- Japanese has a good bit of reduplication; there's even a character used to indicate repetition of the previous kanji (々). As such, you end up with words like 時々 "tokidoki" (sometimes), 黙々 "mokumoku" (silently), 中々 "nakanaka" (rather) or 我々 "wareware".
- desu - if you don't think it's funny, say it five times fast without giggling.
- kyuukyuusha (ambulance)
- koko/soko/asoko (here/there/over there)
- demo (but)
- eeto (erh...), n, and other stopgaps and fillers
- In particular, "ano...," meaning "that..." is popular as well, sounds slightly dirty in English and IS dirty in Spanish.
- moshimoshi
- hahaoya (mother) and chichioya (father)
- aso, because if you say it the right way...
- chin - while still a body part, it's not in the same region as the english one.
- Try below the belt. Actually, almost any euphemism for a penis is Japanese is hilarious. There's at least twelve.
- Nobuatsu Aoki.
- baka (largely thanks to Akane Tendo
)
- bukkake (the smart bomb of dirty words. First off, few people know what it is - those who don't go home and look it up..."AAAAAAAAAAGH!" It also has a totally clean alternate meaning as a style of noodle preparation. Plus, it's ridiculously fun to say.)
- In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said '''Bukkake Bukkake'''.
- And it can also be easily confused with "Bokukko". Now try to say both words and then repeat all this twice!
- Moshi moshi
- Dō itashimashite (can sound like "don't touch my mustache")
- Yoshi
- Oppai
- bonkura
- Itadakimasu (somewhat appropriately, sounds like "Eat a duck, we must")
- Nani?! Standard for any moe-blob.
- Dango
- No da!/Na no da!
- Gyūnyu (cow's milk)
- Washi (how old men say "I" or "me"). Try saying it in an old man's voice.
- -tachi, a collectivizing suffix for all the various gender- and age- specific ways to say "I" (ore/boku/atashi/watashi/etc.), which can add a humorous nuance beyond the meaning of "we" ("Ore-tachi"="we [tough guys]...")
- The word "tomodachi" was originally made by applying the collectivizing "-tachi" to the word "tomo" (friend), but nowadays this word also means a single friend. How to make a noun which explicitly means "a group of friends"? Well, of course, add the same suffix once more: "tomodachitachi"!
- Seieki
.
- 若干 (jakkan), despite being more or less synonymous with ちょっと (chotto) or 少し (sukoshi), is considered more inherently funny.
- Atatakai - warmish
- Even more fun in past tense, "Atatakakatta"
- Uso. It means "Lie".
- Midori means green and is insanely fun to say (though not as much as tokidoki)
- Wagamama (selfishness)
- Hikikomori, but probably not funny if you are one.
- Hito is 'person', while hitobito is 'people'.
- mimikaki
- Ninki (popular)
- Nonki (easy going. Trying it and the above in rapid succession.)
- Shishunki (puberty). Especially funny for Russian speakers when transliterated (using the Polivanov system
) as "сисюнки", which is dangerously close to the Russian word for "titties".
- konichiwa
- shiitake (as in the mushrooms)
- Basically any by itself, especally "Pu" (see "Poo" above), and any other symbols ending in "U" (for the same reasons of he "oo" words).
- The sequence of numbers, 8-8-7-1 (hachi hachi nana ichi)
- Using the slightly less popular Japanese variation for "seven", the same sequence is "Hachi-Hachi-Shichi-Ichi.
- geso (squid tentacles for eating)*
- sumo (a funny name for a funny sport)
- ninja
- Unputenpu (trusting something to chance). Fans of Kaiji will be familiar with this one.
- Kuuki versus Kukki: the first means "air," the second is the Japanese pronunciation of "cookie." You will get them mixed up.
- Many Japanese Pokémon names qualify as this, with many of them being portmanteaus of existing words:
- Pikachu ("Pick a chew, any chew!")
- Fushigisou (Ivysaur)
- Shizarigā/Shizariger (Crawdaunt)
- Roobushin/Roopushin (Conkeldurr)
- Būbā/Boober (Magmar)
- Matadogasu (Weezing)
- Ragurāji (Swampert)
- Kekkingu (Slaking)
- Bosugodora/Bossgodora (Aggron)
- Mukuhōku (Staraptor)
- Rejigigasu (Regigigas; fun to say in English as well)
- Gigaiasu (Gigalith)
- Gamageroge (Seismitoad)
- Darumakka
- Hihidaruma (Darmanitan)
- Rankurusu (Reuniclus)
- Baibanira (Vanilluxe)
- Shikijika (Deerling)
- Mebukijika (Sawsbuck)
- Tamagetake (Foongus)
- Gigigiaru (Klinklang)
- Shibishirasu (Tynamo)
- Shibibīru (Eelektrik)
- Ononokusu (Haxorus)
- Genosekuto (Genesect)
Other Languages
- Aboriginal Australian languages:
- kookaburra
- Woop Woop. Yes, it's a place.
- kangaroo
- wallaby
- Toowoomba
- Woomera
- Coonamble
- Wagga Wagga
- Goondiwindi
- didgeridoo
- Wollongong
- Wombat
- Bundanoon
- Tubbarubba
- Armenian:
- apoosh (meaning fool)
- chezarmanak (meaning "don't be suprised")
- duduk
- saganakagoyn (brown)
- Finnish:
- saippuakuppinippukauppias (the world's longest palindrome, 'meaning' "soap cup bunch merchant")
- Kalevala
- höpö-höpö! (meaning "nonsense!")
- lämpimämpi (meaning "warmer")
- saarikaari (meaning "arch of islands")
- Hungarian:
- féltégla
- sajt
- hó (it means snow)
- Polish:
- fart ((good) luck)
- pies (dog, mostly funny due to the false friend)
- potrzebie
- Russian
- бутерброд (sandwich) pronounced "booterbrod"
- глупый (stupid) pronounced "gloopyi"
- Phobos-Grunt
(Фобос-Грунт), where "Grunt" is pronounced "groont".
- гофрированный (like, wrinkly metal. Damn, it got funnier) pronounced "gophrirovannyi"
- грымза (old hag, borrowed from Polish) pronounced "gryimza".
- Turkish:
- Bashi-Bazouk
- Along with the rest of Captain Haddock's vocabulary. Captain Archibald Haddock, to give his full name...
- Ali Baba
- babaganoush
- sesame
- baklava
- Constantinople
- elele
- Hebrew
- 'Me' is who and 'hu' is he and 'he' is she.
- dag *
pronounced "dug" (fish)
- Dikduk (grammar)
- Bakbuk (bottle)
- Lama (why)
- Melafefon (cucumber) - funny in pretty much every language
- Tarnegol (rooster)
- Timtum (stupidity)
- Tookie (parrot)
- Chinese
- Bōluó (pineapple)
- Moo Goo Gai Pan
- Indonesian
- Kerbau (water buffalo)
- Kuda (horse)
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