Web Video: Game Theory

"Hello, Internet. Welcome to Game Theory."

Game Theory is a comedy web series created by Matthew Patrick, where he engages in Wild Mass Guessing by analyzing video games to provide answers on a wide variety of questions, from scientifically determining if something in a video game could be achieved in real life (example: could someone survive being headshot a la Fallout: New Vegas?) to tackling some of gaming's biggest questions (example: what is the Pyro's gender?) to some game changing accusations. (example: should Dr. Light be considered a villain?) The show is accompanied by pictures and diagrams, which often aid with what he is saying, or they are just there for visual puns. There are a lot of puns.

On rare occasions, MatPat himself goes on camera to test the episode's topic in real life, although it happens less frequently currently.

Game Theory is a part of the Game Theorists, a group of game-based shows that analyze video games for a certain reason. See Game Exchange and Digressing And Sidequesting. Not to be confused with the fanfic of the same name.

Tropes found in Game Theory:

  • Alternative Character Interpretation: invoked
    • Princess Peach is actually paying Bowser to kidnap her.
    • In a two-part episode, he described Mario as an animal abuser, misogynist, sadist and mass murderer.
    • He theorizes that The Angry Video Game Nerd has a serious mental conditon.
    • In his Toad's Deadly Secret episode, he proposes that Peach is the true Big Bad of the Mario franchise, using her parasitic followers to run the goombas out of their native homeland, with Bowser as the tragic, reluctant Big Good just trying to combat a parasitic threat.
  • Animation Lead Time: The likely reason why he posted his Five Nights at Freddy's video (theorizing that Mike Schmidt is the murderer, that the evil animatronics don't exist, and that the entire game is his guilt-ridden nightmares in his final days on death row) two days after the trailer and steam greenlight information for the sequel rendered it impossible. He seems to have since quietly abandoned the theory entirely and makes no mention of it at all in his Five Nights at Freddy's 2 video.
  • Acceptable Breaks from Reality: Touched upon his War Thunder Tanks video when he finally reveals a real life attribute that is not accurately represented in the game (that being the very significant rates at which the real tanks break down just from locomotion without even seeing combat), only to then state that the developers did spend some time deliberating as to whether or not they should add that trait into the game and ultimately decided that having your tank cripplingly malfunction at random was not fun.
  • Armor Is Useless: In the Minecraft episode, diamond armor turns out be Awesome but Impractical. Sure, it looks awesome, but it would weigh about 1100 lbs (over 500 kilograms)... and because of the fact that it would be very easy to cut the armor by slicing it along 90–degree planes relative to the surface of the armor, due to the diamond's cleavages (that all crystals also have) making it easier to slice through the hard armor, you would risk wasting a few billion dollars when hit with a sword.
  • Ass Shove: The line "Let's diagnose" in the AVGN episode is accompanied by a picture of the host giving the Nerd a prostate exam.
  • Big Bad Friend: The theory posted that Phone Guy is the Golden Freddy Murderer after seeing Five Nights at Freddy's 2.
  • Boom, Headshot: There's a scientific look into how the Courier survived their headshot. Long answer: Yes, but only under certain conditions and the Courier likely wouldn't be the same afterwards. Short answer: Doesn't matter, because Bennie actually fired twice, with the second aimed at the temple, aka the squishiest, most vulnerable part of the head.
  • Butt Monkey: Ronnie of Digressing and Sidequesting, is frequently mocked in Game Theory videos and end slates.
  • Cannot Tell a Joke: Happens in the "Surviving the Assasin's Creed Leap of Faith" Episode after disproving its chance of survival.
    MatPat: Leap of faith? Hah! They wish they had the chance! More like tumble of... fatigue. I don't know, I can't come up with any good punchlines this week.
    It's really just a little baby moon, little moon-in-training, Goodnight Moon, Moon Jr... Junior Mints, Moon Over Miami, moon, moon... there's a joke here, and I can't figure it out.
  • Dead All Along:
    • The center of the Link is Dead episode.
    • Rosalina Unmasked suggests this of Princess Peach, or at least an alternate version of her as well.
  • Deus ex Machina: Repeatedly lampshaded in the Composite Superman episode.
  • Drunk on Milk: Well, more like "addicted to milk", in the Candy Crush Saga episode he claims to have an addiction to Diet Coke.
  • Early Installment Weirdness: MatPat says outright that the show was inspired by Extra Credits, and before he found his own voice, artifacts of that style can be seen in the presentation.
  • Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory: In many theories, MatPat uses obvious or supposed symbolism as evidence.
  • Fake Boobs: I kid you not, there is an entire episode about which video game characters have fake breasts and which ones have natural breasts.
  • Fake-Out Opening: The satire before the FNAF video.
  • Freudian Slip: Matt sure has a hard time saying "Kremcroc."
  • Gosh Dang It to Heck!: MatPat actually apologizes for saying the word "poop" in one episode.
  • Hostile Show Takeover: Subverted.. While PeanutButterGamer interrupts an episode about Majora's Mask (MatPat blames a YouTube glitch), it's by no means hostile, or even intentionalnote  on PBG's part.
    • In fact, the only real moments of hostility (if you can call it that) are when PBG jumps the gun and trys to say "A Game Theory!" before the proper point.
  • Hurricane of Euphemisms: At the beginning of the boobs episode, he sings a song of these to the tune of Offenbach's "Orpheus In The Underworld Overture".note 
  • Late-Arrival Spoiler: If you saw the thumbnail for the second part of the Rosalina Unmasked theory before watching the first, then Princess Peach being Dead All Along won't come as much of a surprise to you.
  • Nothing Is Scarier: MatPat acts terrified in the satirical beginning of the Five Nights at Freddy's episode, but once he actually gets jump-scared, he stops being scared of it in the slightest. Until Golden Freddy shows up, at least.
  • Magic Feather: One of the Zelda episodes focused on the various strength and health items, and then goes on to explain the Placebo Effect.
  • Monty Hall Problem: Half of "Monty Hall, Plinko, and Probability" concerns this and how by switching your door, you're 2/3rds more likely to win.
  • Messianic Archetype: Discussed in Chrono Trigger episode, where MatPat claims that the whole game is actually a retelling of the Bible.
  • Metaphor Is My Middle Name: In his first FNAF video:
    Hello, internet! Welcome to Game Theory, where fear is our middle name. Matthew Fear Patrick! It's a very strange name.
  • Mood Whiplash:
    • The Five Nights at Freddy's episode. Who expected him to bring up a real life murder incident that took place at a Chuck E. Cheese?
    • At the end of the 2nd part of the Watch_Dogs episode, where he ends on a dark note about how vulnerable we are to hackers, so much so that they could kill people... immediately follows it up with a light-hearted advert about a shaving website.
  • Overly Long Gag: In an episode discussing whether Pokémon supports animal abuse, the screen stops on a shot of a cricket match. While MatPat is talking, the subtitles comment that he's never stayed on one shot so long before. They then go off on a random tangent for about a minute, before reminding you that MatPat is still talking in the background and you should probably rewind to hear what he said.
  • Path of Inspiration : One episode was dedicated to examining the religion-themed antagonists from the Final Fantasy games.
  • Poe's Law: While they tried to defy this with the opening of the Five Nights at Freddy's episode, (where MatPat deliberately made it blatantly obvious that he was faking it), some people who failed to sit through the first two minutes apparently believed it.
    Game Theorists: YouTube Rule #13: Make sure all obvious satire in a video comes with a large red label on screen that says "OBVIOUS SATIRE." *cough* first two minutes *cough*
  • Reality Ensues: The focus of some episodes is to determine if some concepts, like a flying city, diamond armor, or the Morph Ball are actually feasible.
  • The Reveal: Subverted. Near the end of the two-parter concerning Rosalina, Matt thinks a little more and starts to think that she isn't Peach and Mario's daughter, but Peach and Luigi's... before dismissing it.
  • Running Gag: MatPat is really fond of them.
    • Ever since the episode where it was the main topic, MatPat has frequently used his claim that "Wario is 10 feet tall" to highlight inaccuracies in his videos, and also for general Self-Deprecation.
    • He frequently expresses his goal of beating PewDiePie in subscribers.
  • Rule of Sexy: Mentions the controversy about Smite and it's original character model for Kali (and other characters) being overly sexualised to draw the attention of males.
    • Justified, as MatPat goes on to argue, in that most mythological art of female goddesses are practically half-naked. Kali's already been showing her boobs since BC times, so Smite isn't really giving us anything we couldn't have seen after a quick search on the internet.
  • Self-Deprecation: This gem from "Problems with Princess Peach" episode:
    MatPat: Hello, Internet, welcome to Game Theory, hailed by critics as "Fast edits with mildly impressive Photoshopping".
    • Ronnie while talking during Digressing and Sidequesting has a Greek Chorus calling out most of the flaws in what he says.
  • Shout-Out: In the "What gender is the Pyro?" video, MatPat, after "ending" the video about halfway through, says that his end-cards are long, but he's no Yuriofwind.
  • Shown Their Work: The whole point of the show.
  • Signing Off Catchphrase: "But hey! That's just a theory: A Game Theory! Thanks for watching."
    "That is the world of Watch_Dogs. That is our world. And that isn't a theory: it's a fact."
  • Epileptic Trees: The whole purpose of his theories.
    • Stock Epileptic Trees: Many or his theories are some of these:
      • Link being in purgatory.
      • Mario being the villain.
  • Stylistic Suck: The opening of his video on Five Nights at Freddy's plays out like a really bad Let's Play.
    *whispering quickly*I am so scared right now, I am so scared, can't you tell how scared I am right now?
  • Take That: The AVGN episode has one towards The Irate Gamer.
  • This Is Gonna Suck: From the beginning of "Is Link dead in Majora's Mask" episode:
    MatPat: Wheel of Gaming, turn, turn, turn, tell me the fanbase I should burn...
    (wheel stops on The Legend of Zelda)
    MatPat: Oh geez…
  • Two First Names: The host of the show, Matthew Patrick.
  • Up to Eleven: If you thought Aerith's death wasn't tragic enough, Mat Pat's Game Theory makes it much worse.
  • Very Loosely Based on a True Story: Half of the "Five Nights at Freddy's" episode posits that the game is based off of a real life incident that took place a Chuck E. Cheese on December 14th, 1993.
  • Visual Pun: Multiple ones per episode.

But hey, it's just a theory! A Game Theory! Thanks for watching.