Recap: Doctor Who S13 E3 "Pyramids of Mars"
"Deactivating a generator loop without the correct key is like repairing a watch with a hammer and chisel. One false move and you'll never know the time again.
— The Doctor
The Doctor is having a bit of a midlife crisis, which isn't helped much when Sarah decides to raid the TARDIS wardrobe and show up in one of previous companion Victoria's old dresses. She also suddenly sees a demonic goat head floating around in the TARDIS. ... What?
As the TARDIS lands in 1911 England, the Doctor gets involved in a plot that wouldn't have been too out of place 20 years later on Stargate SG-1
Egyptologist Marcus Scarman has been possessed by Sutekh, last survivor of the ancient Osiran race who appeared to the Ancient Egyptians as gods. Sutekh is trapped in an Egyptian pyramid, his prison maintained by a signal from another pyramid on Mars. Sutekh has Scarman build service robots, (badly) disguised as Egyptian mummies, then with their help he builds a rocket to destroy the Martian pyramid.
Sarah Jane is all ready to leave and vworp back to 1980, but the Doctor shows her the view of 1980 Earth (a desolate wasteland) and explains that this is one historical event they are
going to have to meddle in, for a change.
The Doctor and Sarah Jane destroy the rocket, but the Doctor is soon forced to admit that Sutekh literally has god-like powers when he falls under Sutekh's control himself. After a Curb-Stomp Battle
in Sutekh's favour, some thorough Mind Rape
, the Doctor is made to transport Scarman to Mars in the TARDIS to disconnect the signal trapping Sutekh.
That done, Sutekh's hold on the Doctor is released. The Doctor realises there will be a delay before it has an effect on Earth, and makes it back in the TARDIS just in time to use the TARDIS' time controls to push the exit to Sutekh's time/space tunnel far into the future. Sutekh dies of old age before he ever reaches it.
- Adam Westing: Gabriel Woolf reprises his role as Sutekh in a mockumentary on the DVD release titled Oh, Mummy. Hordes of well-deserved Nightmare Retardant ensues.
- Sutekh shows us he's just a nice guy who likes raising rabbits.
- Ancient Astronauts: The Osirians, who inspired Ancient Egyptian mythology.
- Awesome McCoolname / Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Dr. Warlock. Who isn't half as cool as his name leads one to assume.
- Bad Future / The End of the World as We Know It: Sarah Jane asks the Doctor if they can simply leave and return to 1981 without fighting Sutekh. The Doctor complies and takes her to 1981. He shows her the desolate lifeless wasteland orbiting a dead sun that the Earth will become if the don't stop Sutekh from freeing himself. An homage to this scene was planned for "The Unquiet Dead", surviving several early drafts before it became clear that it wouldn't flow.
- Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad: How Sutekh sees things.
- Big "NO!": Sutekh lets one of these rip before his death.
- Bizarre Alien Biology: The Gallifreyan respiratory bypass system makes its first appearance here.
- Black Comedy: Sarah Jane on the Doctor's mummy costume: "It must have been a nasty accident!" Also, the Doctor: "I shall mingle with the mummies, but I shan't linger."
- Cain and Abel: Lawrence is killed by his possessed brother Marcus when trying to break the control. Sutekh associates the connection with Horus being brother of Sutekh. (He is known as Horus' Evil Uncle, although apparently the youngest brother of Sutekh was an aspect of Horus.)
- Call Back: Sarah Jane remarks on the similarity of the successive puzzle rooms to the ones encountered in the city of the Exxilons.
- The Doctor absent-mindedly calls Sarah Jane "Vicky" when she enters the Control Room wearing one of Victoria's old dresses.
- Changed My Jumper / Contrived Coincidence: Sarah just happens to change into Vicky's dress before walking around in the 1910's.
- Cold-Blooded Torture / Agony Beam: Done to the Doctor, courtesy of Sutekh.
- Creepy Monotone: Sutekh's servant at the end of part 1.
Servant: Die. I bring Sutekh's gift of death to the world.
- Cry into Chest: "You're soaking my shirt."
- Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?: The Doctor (severely ticked and horrified by Sutekh's hatred for all life) thoroughly and formally curses Sutekh 'in the name of all nature.' This goes over about as well as you would expect. Fortunately, Sutekh still needs the Doctor.
- Diegetic Switch: Even after Namin stops playing the organ, the music continues.
- Doomed by Canon: A subtle one: Laurence Scarman has invented the radio telescope a few decades early. Seeing as no one knows about this, of course he has to die, so the radio telescope can be invented at the right time.
- Dying as Yourself: Marcus at least gets to do this.
- Everybody's Dead, Dave: Only the Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith survive among the characters with lines. (There are a couple of non-speaking servants with Marcus when he enters the tomb at the start who might have got away alive.)
- Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: If Sutekh's last stab at bargaining with the Doctor is any indication — he offers to spare the planet Earth (just Earth) and give it to him as "a plaything".
- Good Is Not Nice: A subtle example. Although Horus imprisoned Sutekh rather than kill him for fear becoming just as bad as him, his Mecha-Mook mummies guarding the Martian pyramid are programmed to kill intruders if they guess the riddle incorrectly. However, considering what's at stake if Sutekh gets free, one could argue Horus was justified.
- Hair-Trigger Explosive: The Doctor and Sarah Jane hatch a plan to blow up Sutekh's rocket-pyramid. They come upon a store of blasting gelignite (a variant of dynamite) in Ernie's stores, leading to one of the best Doctor/Companion exchanges in the show's history:
Sarah Jane finds the nitro, and throws it to the Doctor
Sarah Jane: No. Perhaps he sneezed.
The Doctor gives her the Death Glare to end all Death Glares.
- "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight: Laurence Scarman tries to do this for Marcus when he shows up at his house. It doesn't work, and he ends up paying the ultimate price for it.
- On the commentary, Michael Sheard remembered that Bernard Archard (Marcus) asked for a second take of that scene. There's the faintest glimmer that he might break through Sutekh's possession, and Archard didn't think he "got it" on the first take. Remember that retakes are almost unheard-of in Classic Who—this should give you some idea of just how powerful the scene was.
- Improbable Aiming Skills: Elisabeth Sladen thought so, anyway. She wasn't wild about the scene with Sarah shooting the explosives because she didn't think it had ever been established that Sarah had such abilities.
- Invisible Means Undodgeable: Sutekh's magic.
- Kill 'em All: Outside the Doctor and Sarah, no-one else makes it out of the serial alive.
- Kneel Before Sutekh: Repeat after me: KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF SUTEKH!
- Last of His Kind: Sutekh, last of the Osirans. He blew up his home planet, leaving a few hundred survivors who chased him down and imprisoned him. What happened to the rest isn't clear, but by the eighteen-hundreds they're lone gone. And then Sutekh gets sent to the end of time.
- Mecha-Mooks: The mummies or "servicers" as Sutekh refers to them, are just robots wrapped in bandages. Good versions in the employ of Horus appear on Mars.
- Mind over Matter: Sutekh uses telekinesis throughout the story to counter his own paralysis; at one point, he even uses his mind to contain the blast from a gelignite explosive. Doubly impressive considering the explosion is occurring in England and Sutekh's pyramid is in Egypt!
- Nepharious Pharaoh: Sutekh, a Sufficiently Advanced Alien with an Egyptian theme and Mooks disguised as Mummies.
- Ominous Pipe Organ: Played by Namin.
- Omnicidal Maniac: Sutekh the Destroyer was a Sufficiently Advanced Alien with these tendencies to preclude the possibility that something that could challenge him might evolve.
Sutekh: "The alien who dares to intrude, the humans, animals, birds, fish, reptiles...all life is my enemy. All life shall perish under the reign of Sutekh the Destroyer!"
- Only Smart People May Pass: The Doctor notes that the Osirans were famous for their puzzle-based death-traps during the travel through the Pyramid.
- Organ Dodge: The Doctor's previously unrevealed "respiratory bypass system".
- Pyramid Power: There's a pyramid in Egypt, one on Mars and the rocket is a pyramid too.
- Sealed Evil in a Can: Sutekh was imprisoned in a pyramid in Egypt.
- Sickly Green Glow: Sutekh's Agony Beam.
- Suddenly Always Knew That: Sarah Jane is a crack shot with a rifle, apparently...
- Sufficiently Advanced Aliens: The Osirans.
- Smart Ball: Sarah Jane suddenly gains a lot of knowledge on how to fire a rifle and on Egyptian mythology.
- The Social Darwinist: Sutekh despite already being one of the most powerful beings in the Universe takes this to extremes, wanting to destroy all life to prevent something that could kill him evolving.
- Left the Background Music On: Namin's organ-playing.
- Stock Puzzle: In the story's defence, the ol' Knights and Knaves stumper might have been new when Sutekh's prison was made. 7000 years ago.
- Tranquil Fury: Sutekh is this, creepily and effectively whispering every word, even when torturing The Doctor. Until he's freed, when predictable characterization developments occur.
- What Is Evil?
: "Evil"? Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness. I find that good
- What Year Is This?
- The X of Y
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: When the possessed Marcus Scarman arrives on the scene, the first thing he does is dispose of the minion who did all the preliminary work.
Namin: Master, spare me. Spare me. I am a true servant of the great Sutekh.
Scarman: I am the servant of Sutekh. He needs no other. [kills him]
- After the Doctor transported everybody to Mars, Sutekh orders his mummies to kill him, since none of them intend to leave the Pyramid anyway.