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"[...] I'm at home, sitting in front of my computer in my underwear, trying to decide which animal name is funnier, 'hamster' or 'gerbil.'" ("Answer: 'weasel.'")

- Dave Barry, introduction to Boogers Are My Beat

"He's doing a show called Nook Hour. He says the word "nook" for an hour. Is it funny? ...not at first. Then it is funny for a bit. Then it stops being funny. Does it become funny again? Yes."

- Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

"The young people today. They think comedy is dirty words. It's not. It's words that sound dirty. Like mukluk!"

- Krusty The Clown, "Day of The Jackanapes"

Love Glove: I don't know what to say.

Mr. Nobody: Try 'baboon'. It never fails to raise an embarrassed chuckle.

- Doom Patrol #51

Finn: Let's see... funny... funny... Uh, diggy-diggy?
Marceline: PffffBAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

—Adventure Time

"'Lettuce' is not funny. 'Cabbage' is freaking hilarious. Just watch: lettuce (silence), cabbage (laugh track). Works every time."

-The Nostalgia Critic, "Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F%$# Ups 3"

"Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimi-cherry-changa!"

— Pinkie Pie, The Last Roundup