Quotes: Inherently Funny Words
"'Lettuce' is not funny. 'Cabbage' is freaking hilarious. Just watch: lettuce (silence), cabbage (laugh track). Works every time."
"Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimi-cherry-changa!"
"[...] I'm at home, sitting in front of my computer in my underwear, trying to decide which animal name is funnier, 'hamster' or 'gerbil.'" ("Answer: 'weasel.'")
"The young people today. They think comedy is dirty words. It's not. It's words that sound
dirty. Like mukluk!"
: I don't know what to say. Mr. Nobody
: Try 'baboon'. It never fails to raise an embarrassed chuckle.
Let's see... funny... funny... Uh, diggy-diggy? Marceline:
Hey Rocko, what's funnier: bananas or cheese? Rocko:
Cheese, Heff. Definitely cheese.
"Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!"
— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
At least I do not chuckle every time I hear the word: "disembowel"!