"'Lettuce' is not funny. 'Cabbage' is freaking hilarious. Just watch: lettuce (silence), cabbage (laugh track). Works every time."
— The Nostalgia Critic, "Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F%$# Ups 3"
"Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimi-cherry-changa!"
— Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Last Roundup"
"[...] I'm at home, sitting in front of my computer in my underwear, trying to decide which animal name is funnier, 'hamster' or 'gerbil.'" ("Answer: 'weasel.'")
— Dave Barry, introduction to Boogers Are My Beat
"He's doing a show called Nook Hour. He says the word "nook" for an hour. Is it funny? ...not at first. Then it is funny for a bit. Then it stops being funny. Does it become funny again? Yes."
— Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
"The young people today. They think comedy is dirty words. It's not. It's words that sound dirty. Like mukluk!"
— Krusty The Clown, "Day of The Jackanapes"
Love Glove: I don't know what to say.
Mr. Nobody: Try 'baboon'. It never fails to raise an embarrassed chuckle.
Finn: Let's see... funny... funny... Uh, diggy-diggy?
Heffer: Hey Rocko, what's funnier: bananas or cheese?
Rocko: Cheese, Heff. Definitely cheese.
— Rocko's Modern Life, "Wallaby of the West"
"Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!"
— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
At least I do not chuckle every time I hear the word: "disembowel"!
- Omi to Rai, Demon Of Wind