Typical tongue twisters
- William Poundstone declared this to be the most challenging tongue-twister in the English language:
The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
- This old song, the first line of which is a well-known example:
She sells sea shells on the sea-shore,The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shoreThen I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.
- Just try to rattle off the following without an error:
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitterAnd made her batter bitter.But a bit of better butter makes better batter.So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butterMaking Betty Botter's bitter batter better.
- This submission won a contest in Games magazine in 1979:
Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop;One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.
- And while we're on the topic of watches we've got:
Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.Which Swedish switched witch watches which Swiss Swatch watch switch?
- This one, while less difficult, is still plenty impressive to rattle off at speed:
Around the rough and rugged rock, the ragged rascal randomly ran.
- Some high-speed examples, which become tongue twisters if said quickly and repeatedly:
- A Proper Copper Coffee Pot.
- This one inspired a tongue-tangling song by the folk band Trout Fishing In America.
- Betty Bopper's battering batton made Bertie Bopper bite her.
- Cecily thought Sicily less thistly than Thessaly.
- Irish wristwatch.
- Peggy Babcock.
- The bog above Bob Gorman's bog.
- Pleasant mother pheasant plucker.
- Red Leather, Yellow Leather.
- (Alternately): Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry.
- Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper.
- Smiley shlug with Shloer.
- Mad Man.
- Unique New York.
- City Shellfish.
- Toy boat.
- A Proper Copper Coffee Pot.
- Some other classics:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers —
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Then where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
- And its answer:
All of the wood that a woodchuck would,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
- Or the variant:
How much whey would a zimbab weigh
If a zimbab would weigh whey
- According to at least one edition of the Guiness Book of World Records, the world's hardest tongue twister (or at least in English) is:
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
- "Fuzzy Duck" and "Duckie Fuzz" will eventually make the speaker mess up and say "fuck".
- The woodchuck example above is also intended to do this, as is the "pheasant plucker" variant.
- A German one that translates quite well:
Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritze.
becomes in English:
Fisher(man) Fritz fished fresh fish, fresh fish fished fisher(man) Fritz
- Announcers' tests, used to determine if someone has a suitable speaking voice for radio or narration, often include tongue-twisters. A classic example requires reciting the following, from memory, without an error:
One henTwo DucksThree squawking geeseFour Limerick oystersFive corpulent porpoisesSix bottles of smooth and pink Pepto Bismal (or Six pairs of Don Alverzo's Tweezers)Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle arrayNine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
- I'm not the pheasant plucker / I'm the pheasant plucker's sonI'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.Silent Susan sits in her Chevrolet.She sits and she shifts and she shifts and she sits.
Tongue-Tangling in Tales
- Dr. Seuss' Fox In Socks is made up of examples of this trope, as well as Oh Say Can You Say. Fox in Socks is a more solid tongue-twisting read.
A walrus with whiskers is not a good pet.
- Oh Say Can You Say's twisters are of varying quality and ease, but a few of them top Fox in Socks when taken individually. Yes, we're looking at you, "Never buy your Daddy a Walrus".
And a walrus which whispers is worse even yet.
When a walrus lisps whispers through tough rough wet whiskers,
your poor daddy’s ear will get blispers and bliskers.
- Practically everything that comes out of V's mouth in V for Vendetta qualifies. One wonders how many takes it must've taken to produce his dialogue for the film...
- Non-alliterative example: In It, Stuttering Bill's speech therapist has him recite "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts". This awkward sentence becomes something of a confidence-building mantra for Bill.
- It's actually much older than the movie or the book it was based on (first recorded in print sometime in the 18th century), and often used as a warmup for theatre actors. The full version goes "Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts/With barest wrists and stoutest boasts/He thrusts his fists against the posts/And still insists he sees the ghosts."
- Actors often use these to warm up for a performance; if someone is about to go onstage (in-universe or otherwise), you might see them preparing by speaking one of these aloud.
- In The Brady Bunch, little Cindy was attempting to get rid of her lisp:
Cindy: She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore.Marcia: Cindy, would you mind practicing somewhere else? Arithmetic is kind of hard.Cindy: So are S's.
- Family Guy had a Cutaway Gag mocking Tvs Bloopers And Practical Jokes, with a blooper from ''Joanie Loves Chachi", with Chachi attempting to say "She sells seashells by the seashore", he gets attacked by a bear.
- 2d!Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb Across The Second Dimension:
2D!Doof: Boy borg. Try saying that five times fast. Boyborg, Boyborg, Boyborg, Boyborg, Boyborg...I guess maybe it's not that hard to say.
- These are used as teaching tools in My Fair Lady: "In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen."
- At the Ascott race, Eliza shows off her eloquence by discussing the weather in tongue twisters.
- A variant of the "announcers' test" example, above, appears in the 1997 novel Matters of Chance by Jeannette Haien:
One good henTwo ducksThree cackling geeseFour plump partridgesFive Limerick oystersSix pairs of Don Alphonso tweezersSeven hundred Macedonian horseman [sic] dressed in full battle arrayEight sympathetic, apathetic, diabetic old men on crutchesNine brass monkeys from the Sacred Sepulchres of Ancient EgyptTen lyrical, spherical heliotropes from the Iliad Missionary Institute
- The Pheasant Plucking Song
- Fred Colon, of the Discworld City Watch novels, was once in a military regiment called the Pheasant Pluckers. In reminiscing, he recalls how the regimental song was a bit difficult to sing correctly.
- The third verse of Baloo's "Bare Necessities" song in The Jungle Book is one long tongue twister (this sound better with the music):
Now when you pick a pawpaw,Or a prickly pearAnd you prick a raw pawNext time bewareDon't pick the prickly pear by the pawWhen you pick a pearTry to use the clawBut you don't need to use the claw, when you pick a pear of the big pawpawHave I given you a clue?
- Edward "Eddy J" Lemberger's The Tongue Twister Song!
- In episode 14 of Bakemonogatari, Koyomi Araragi deals with Black Hanekawa (Tsubasa Hanekawa possessed by a male bakeneko she refers to as a "meddlesome cat"), whose appearance, demeanor, and actions get a rise out of Araragi. He then asks her to repeat, "Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?" Not only does she repeat the tongue twister flawlessly, but she finds the time to throw in her cat-based Verbal Tic as well. Araragi is quite impressed.
Black Hanekawa: "Can mew imyagine an imyaginyary mewnyagerie mewnyager imyagining mewnyaging an imyaginyary mewnyagerie?"
- On 30 Rock, Jenna starred in a film called "The Rural Juror", which no one can pronounce without it sounding like gibberish.
- In one of Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next books, a fictional character gets Thursday to try to say one, and is quite intrigued by her inability, because fictional characters have no trouble with them.
- There are numerous tongue twisters in the Pinky and the Brain episode "You Said a Mouseful", wherein Brain attempts to put helium into hacky-sack sack-kicker shoes in a Hackensack factory.
Brain: You must slit the sixth sick sheet slitter's son's sheet, secure it next to the toy boat from the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kickers' picnic in Secaucus, stretch it past the sack pickers' station and the sock plucker's chute, and pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug, so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast and bounce it off the rubber baby buggy bumper, into the Parker Packard purple pewter pressure pump.
- In one of the Harlem Globetrotters episodes of The New Scooby-Doo Movies, the normally Comically Serious Velma challenges her friends to say, "Something's thumping," three times fast. Shaggy doesn't even want to say it once.
- The Last Crown (sequel to The Lost Crown: A Ghosthunting Adventure) includes the phrase "powerful paranormal phenomena", which the creator's blog suggests gave voice actress Emma Harry some Real Life Tongue Twister issues.
- In an episode of The Colbert Report, Martin Freeman discussed playing Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit. He mentioned how thrilled he was that he, along with the rest of the cast, were immortalized as Lego figures.
Colbert: Is there a Lego Legolas?Freeman: Yes, but he only goes down to here (indicates his waist) so he's a legless Lego Legolas.
- This exchange in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum:
Miles Gloriosus: Oh, her bridal bower becomes a burial bier of bitter bereavement!Pseudolus: Very good! Can you say "Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse"?
- In Feet of Clay, Vimes recites "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers" to prove he's not drunk.
- Conversely, in Heinlein's short time-paradox story "By His Bootstraps", Wilson demonstrates that he is drunk by reciting the same phrase, and having it come out "Peter Piper pepped a pick of pippered peckles".
- In Wicked Bronze Ambition, Garrett's sorceress companion teases him about his least favorite food, saying that if he could ban green peppers as he wished, his criminal friends would all start picking and packing pecks of peppers for the black market. Garrett himself has had trouble enunciating the phrase "saber-toothed tiger" ever since Bitter Gold Hearts.
- The Jerk has a scene of Navin Talking in Bed with Marie:
Navin: Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that.
- A regular feature on Bosco. Two animated characters would say the Tongue Twister more and more quickly as their necks expanded. It was that kind of show.
- In a Toyota commercial, a saleswoman sums up a family's car-buying preferences:
"So, Clarence is here for clearance to get Cammy a Camry, and Blake wants it in black."
- In the "Martha's Got Talent" episode of Martha Speaks, the talking dog plans to demonstrate her ability to recite tongue twisters in a talent contest that's really a set-up by some bumbling would-be dog-nappers.
- The "Three Musketeers" sketch from The Muppets Go to the Movies involves the Scarlet Pimpernel dropping a crumpet made from pumpernickel, covered in lumps, from Humperdink's bakery, leading to the line "It's that simple wimp, Pimpernel, and his Humperdink's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets!" Link Hogthrob, playing one of the Musketeers, keeps stumbling over the line.
- The Beatles: George can't say "soothsayer to the stars" without getting his tongue twisted in "We Can Work It Out."
- The Smothers Brothers had a song "My Old Man", in which each verse started "My old man's an X, what do you think about that?" and X was then included multiple times in the verse (starting with "sailor", and then "anthropologist" and "refrigerator repairman"). The last verse started "My old man's a cotton-pickin, finger-lickin, chicken plucker, what do you think about that?" ("You'd better not make a mistake!" "Let's hope not.")
- In an early episode of Azumanga Daioh, child prodigy Chiyo-chan admits that tongue twisters are one of the few things she's not good at, as she demonstrates when she adorably stumbles over saying "Basu gasu bakuhatsu" ("Bus gas explosion").
- Lady in the Dark has one in "The Best Years Of His Life" (which fortunately is nowhere near as fast as the Patter Song sung by the same character immediately after):
The mister who once was the master of two
Would make of his mistress his Mrs.
But he's missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through—
What a mess of a mish-mash this is!
- The announcer on Tom Slick has a tough time when Tom kits the Thunderbolt Grease Slapper with rubber baby buggy bumpers.
- You can play tongue twisters with Rio in Lifeline after locating the correct command. Copy her without flubbing the words and she regains some health for free.
- In The Court Jester, instructions for the jester to avoid being poisoned are: the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, and the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Later (because the chalice from the palace is broken), the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon, and the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
- Also: "The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!"
- In The Last Unicorn, Schmendrick tries twice and just gives up:
"And be wary of wousing a wizard's wath! Rousing a rizard's... Be wary of making a magician angry!"
- In one "Bullwinkle's Corner" episode of The Adventures Of Rockyand Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle interviews Peter Piper, who says he quit the pickled pepper business because even he had trouble saying the tongue twister. So now he helps his sister sell sea shells by the sea shore. ("That's better?" exclaims Bullwinkle.)
- Zombie-child movie Cooties points out the difficulty one can have in saying the name of those pickup trucks with double-wheels in the back: "dual-rear-wheel".
- Used in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Money Talks".
Flying Dutchman: All sales are final from the Flying Dutchman, especially for a selfish shellfish like yourself! (to the viewer) Try saying that three times fast.
- On Wild Kratts, Martin names a honey guide "Sweet Tweet", which Chris finds difficult to say.
- One Animaniacs episode had the Warners encountering a pirate, who tells them "You're trespassing on my private pirate property!" Wakko challenges him to say that three times fast. He fails.
- The Simpsons once featured the Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service. Strangely, no one seems to have a problem with saying the name.
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses once rattled off three tongue-twisters in sequence, without stumbling or pausing for breath. One can only imagine the amount of takes it must have taken for him to do that.
- In the final episode of Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse, "The City That Dares Not Sleep", Mr. Featherly repeats "Unique New York" a few times in order to warm up for... laying an egg. It Makes Sense in Context.
- Doctor Who:
Captain Jack: We've got a fully-functional force field. Try saying that when you're drunk.
- In "The Power Of The Daleks", the Second Doctor gets distracted by this trope after asking his companions "But will Lesterson listen?". Polly joins him in repeating "Lesterson listen" as fast as possible.
- From "The Parting Of The Ways":
- In his review of Rogue One, Epic Voice Guy explains: "Rogue One is a sequel to the prequels of the sequels of the prequels that are the originals in which this is a prequel of, but not a sequel to the sequel of the originals."
- In Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Jake and Terry turn one of these into a tool of gloating after using a mobile situation command vehicle borrowed from the Department of Homeland Security to gain the upper-hand in a bet with Amy and Charles to see who can recover the most escape fugitives from a prison bus crash:
[Regarding the mobile situation command vehicle]
Terry: She's also got a holding cell. Which is big enough for three perps. Jake, counting this guy, how many perps have we caught and placed in the three-perp perp cell?
Jake: Well, Sarge, we've placed three perps in the three-perp perp cell.
Terry: So the three-perp perp cell is full?
Jake: Full of three perps is the three-perp perp cell—
Amy: Okay stop saying 'perps' and 'cell' and 'three'.
- F. Gwynplaine Macintyre's historical murder-mystery story "The Weighing Of The Heart" opens with a Tongue Twister in Ancient Egyptian, no less:
Medu m'at mai ma'at mety ["A mummy speaks in straightforward truth"]
- In Curious George: A Halloween Boo Fest, the Man in the Yellow Hat sends George to select a pumpkin. The young man who's managing the pumpkin patch rattles off a whole series of these, explaining that he's a "peppy expert picker, picking proper pumpkins".
- Nature Cat:
- Lampshaded when the title character proposes a trip to the grocery store to buy birdseed for "the Fabulous Feast for our Fine Feathered Friends".
- Daisy tries asking an actual woodchuck the solution to the "How much wood" example (see above). The woodchuck, evidently sick and tired of being asked that, refuses to come out of his burrow, instead sticking out a "No Tongue Twisters" sign.
- In Harry Lauder's "Wee Deoch an Doris" one is used as an index of sobriety.
Just a wee deoch an doris, just a wee drop, that's all.
Just a wee deoch an doris afore ye gang awa.
There's a wee wifie waitin' in a wee but an ben.
If you can say, "It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht",
Then yer a'richt, ye ken.
- One skit on John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme had two management consultants questioning whether by the seashore is the best place to sell seashells, with the tongue twister in question getting increasingly convoluted, until Mrs Shaw (the "she" in question) explains:
Mrs Shaw: Right... But these shells that I sell here in my store, I sell as souvenirs of the seashore. Here by the seashore, shells are a draw, but inshore seashells lose their allure. When you buy seashells, if ever, I'm sure you buy seashells by the seashore.
- A subplot in Jasper Fforde's The Fourth Bear turns out to be an Overly Prepared Gag setup to a tongue-twister, which prompts one character to say "I don't know how he gets away with it".