After Bart and Milhouse go on a sugar bender after finding a $20 bill and spending most of the money on a Squishee made of syrup, Bart wakes to find that he's a member of the geekiest club known to man: The Junior Campers (not affiliated with The Boy Scouts of America).
- Disproportionate Retribution: Moe threatened to stab Hans Moleman for not putting his beer on a coaster.
- G-Rated Drug: The all-syrup Squishee.
- I Have No Son: Homer's reaction when Bart liked a joke told by Flanders.
- Take Our Word for It: The curse word written on the back of Milhouse's head. The only clue to how dirty it is was Principal Skinner's reaction upon reading it and the punishment ("I'm gonna shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right; it's a privilege.")