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Get A Hold Of Yourself Man
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alt title(s): Bright Slap
"You hit me! Not even my father ever hit me!"
"When a man strays from the right path, a kind man needs the courage to raise his fist and correct him."
Like Percussive Maintenance, but for people.
The Hero has just gone off the deep end under stress. Proving himself to be Not So Above It All, he grows increasingly hysterical, Jerkass, unresponsive or (w)angsty, at a time when his team needs his unaffected leadership the most. How do you fix the hero?
With the Spike Spiegel School of Concussive Maintenance, of course!
His Sidekick, Distaff Counterpart, right-hand man or woman, love interest (specially the ladies of the Tsundere or Broken Bird kind) or commander jolts him back to his senses with a sharp slap with either the front or the back of his hand, or just a straight-up punch to the face, and occasionally a retort for him to get his head out of his ass already (see entry title for the archetypal one). In anime, the phrase " Shikkari shiro!" is often heard. The shame-faced hero says something along the lines of "Thanks. I needed that." Alternately, "Not even my dad hits me!", but they still calm down.
Alternatively in a program wanting to limit the potential for imitation violence, a glass of cold water may be used to bring the subject back to their senses.
Might overlap with the Dope Slap.
Examples:
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Anime and Manga
Comic Books
- In what is possibly the most impressive example of this of all time, in Mighty Avengers #30 Hank Pym gets bright slapped by The Universe Itself
◊. Literally.
Film
- Spoofed in Airplane!, when virtually everyone on the plane lines up for a chance to slap a hysterical woman, with increasingly violent means.
- In the sequel, she testifies about it in court, after the flashback, she goes into hysterics from the memory. Guess what happens?
- Played somewhat straight in Clue, when Mr. Green uses it to calm a hysterical Mrs. Peacock.
Mr. Green: Well, I had to stop her screaming...
- Subverted to great effect in The Producers, where a glass of water to the face just adds "I'm wet!" to the list of complaints, and slapping them makes it worse still: "I'm in pain! I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!"
- The iconic scene from Moonstruck is Cher slapping Nicolas Cage and yelling at him to "Snap out of it!" when he says he loves her.
- Undercover Brother. When Lance panics over the impending detonation of a Self Destruct Mechanism ("We're gonna die! We're all gonna die!"), the title character repeatedly slaps him to bring him to his senses.
- In Maverick, the title character comes unglued because he thinks all of his money has been stolen. His friend Chief Joseph slaps him and says "Pull yourself together! Everyone's looking!"
- Parodied in Monsters Unleashed when Scooby and Shaggy are under attack by monsters. After Shaggy hysterically yells at Scooby, Scooby slaps him ("I needed that") twice ("I needed that too"), then punches him in the face ("You're pushing your luck, Scoob!").
- In the Direct To Video Muppet Classic Theater, during the Rumpelstiltskin rendition, Piggy's father gets a little overboard trying to introduce himself and his daughter to the king.
Miller: She is Piggy, Miller's Daughter. And I am her father, Miller, Piggy's Father, your Majesty. No, wait I am not the majesty, You're the majesty, and this is my daughter, Piggy, and this is—
Loyal Royal Advisor backhands him.
Miller: Thanks, I needed that.
- And it's done again at the end of the Intermission.
Gonzo: Intermission!? Wait a minute!! Why wasn't I told about this?! This is an outrage!! OOF!! Thanks, I needed that.
Rizzo: Don't mention it.
- Disney's Aladdin. Iago to Jafar. Jafar was laughing uncontrollably because he had just realized that Prince Ali was Aladdin.
- No "I needed that", though - I seem to remember Jafar was distinctly ungrateful for the intervention... come to think of it the "Don't ever hit me again"-type response seems to be a fairly common alternative.
- Then again, it doesn't take much to get Jafar to laugh uncontrollably.
- Patton's preferred method of dealing with hysterical soldiers
- The Thing From Another World. A soldier is is hysterical after seeing the titular "Thing", and is brought back to reality with a cold glass of water to the face.
- Neatly done in Toy Story, when Buzz is angsting hysterically about his recent realization that he is just a toy; Woody picks up Buzz's own arm (which had previously become detached) and slaps him with it. Buzz calms down, admits he has a problem and that he can deal with it... and immediately begins howling again.
- The Incredibles: Edna Mode does this to the heroine after she starts sobbing about her husband's possible infidelity instead of getting out there and kicking some butt like she's supposed to do.
- Disney's The Great Mouse Detective has Basil and his sidekick Dawson in the Death Trap, Basil doing nothing but bemoaning how Ratigan's outwitted him until Dawson snaps and gives him an angry verbal slap back to reality.
Literature
- Harry Potter becomes quite upset at the concept of being possessed by Voldemort during his teenage hormonal phase in book 5, at least until Ginny reminds him quite sharply that she's been there and done that, and it's not at all like what's happening to him.
- In the last book, Remus Lupin, offered his service toward Harry Potter, while at the same time, as noticed by Harry, leaving his wife and unborn son, believing that they will be better off without him. In response, Harry (who is an orphan, and had gone through miserable treatment from Dursleys), calmly and viciously points out his cowardice and preference to "die in glory" than become a good father. Of course, he's snapped, but at least it had the desirable effect: he returned to his wife afterwards.
- Remus and Tonks both die anyway.
- Happens at least once in Dragonquest, when F'lar thinks he's about to die.
- God often sends his angels to give words of encouragement in The Bible, but on the top of the list of epic "Get A Hold Of Yourself"s from God Himself is when Elijah has a Heroic BSOD. Full text here
, but here's a sample:
"Then a great and powerful wind tore the mountains apart and shattered the rocks before the LORD, but the LORD was not in the wind. After the wind there was an earthquake, but the LORD was not in the earthquake. After the earthquake came a fire, but the LORD was not in the fire. And after the fire came a gentle whisper."
- In Dave Barry Does Japan, the author receives a big SLAP (possibly from himself) when he goes off on a long rant about American bureaucracy.
- In The Abhorsen Trilogy, Lirael has a dogbite-shaped scar on her leg from when her wangst was getting way too out-of-control and the Disreputable Dog decided to intervene. After that point she learned her lesson and decided to just deal with the situation she was in without too much whining.
Live Action TV
- When Basil in Fawlty Towers becomes hysterical with panic the builder he hired without his wife's knowledge and against her wishes botches the hotel's renovations, Polly smacks him. Apparently, he realized that's what he needed, because he told her to do it again.
- In Lost, Hurley does it to Charlie, who is afraid to die due to Desmond's visions, so he can convince Charlie to help him drive a van.
- Hurley's exact would were: "Snap out of it! Stop feelin' sorry for yourself 'cause some one said you're gonna die!"
- Inverted (kinda!) in the third season finale of NCIS as Gibbs regains his composure - and his memories! - when Ziva hits herself with his hand.
- Gibbs is also a fan of the Dope Slap.
- That's exactly why Ziva's amnesia cure worked — she grabbed Gibbs' wrist and walked him through the Dope Slap he delivers to his team members every single day of the week, which helped cue his memories of them.
- Spaced. Whenever Tim flashbacks to his relationship with his ex-girlfriend and goes off on a tirade, Mike is expected to slap his face. If Mike's not around, Daisy does it.
- In episode 37 of the original Ultraman, Hayata does this to Ide when the latter suffers a Heroic BSOD, causing him to kill one of the monsters himself by blowing it up piece by piece, and then another at the end of the episode.
- Used in the Third Rock From The Sun episode "Nightmare on Dick Street" when Dick is looped out on antidepressants.
Sally: Dick, exactly what did this psychiatrist do to you?
Dick: Well, we chatted a bit and he put everything in order. Oh, by the way, Sally, you're now my daughter.
Sally: What? Snap out of it! (slaps Dick)
Dick: (ala Chinatown) My sister. (slap) My daughter. (slap) My sister. (slap) My daughter. (slap) My sister and my daughter.
- Subverted in the recent Heroes flashback episode. Angela's heretofore unknown sister starts having a Super Power Meltdown and Dr. Chandra Suresh, Mohinder's father slaps her in an attempt to calm her down. Her father blasts him with a psychic wave, after which the soldiers mow down everybody in the
interment camp secret government experiment to study powers sanctuary for specials.
- In one episode of Frasier, Niles convinces himself that he is now a regular, beer-drinking, pool-shooting guy. Only a brotherly slap from Frasier restores him to his Chardonnay-sipping self.
- In The Wire, Rawls gives McNulty more of a psychological ego-slap when he BSOD's over a partner being shot. Given the chief's sheer level of Jerkassitude, this actually qualifies as a CMOH.
Rawls: You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. I know it, and I'll be fucked if everybody in CID doesn't know it. But, I'll also be fucked if I let you sit here and think you did a single fucking thing to get a fucking police shot. Believe it or not, not everything is about you. Get it into your head, McNulty - it's not on you... and the motherfucker telling you this, he fucking hates your guts. So you know that if it was your fault, I'd be the first son of a bitch to tell you.
- Used in a Seinfeld episode, where a parade is obstructing the traffic, and Elaine tries to go through underneath a viewing stand, leading a group of people, but they arrive to a brick wall.
Elaine: Oh, no! I thought—
Man: You thought?! We're gonna die in the dark! I knew it! I knew it! We're gonna die!
- Garth Marenghis Darkplace. Dagless punches his female co-worker as opposed to just slapping her, in a rather unsubtle sign of the creator's misogyny.
Liz: "Thanks Dr Dagless, I was hysterical."
- In the Beeb's new Sketch / Skit / Comedy show "We are Klang!" the Ditz of the group runs in thinking his mum's stolen (Makes sense in context.), and the big guy slaps him and shouts.. You know what this is easier:
Big guy: "Calm down!" *smacks him*
Bearded bloke: "Yeah calm down!" *hits him with a hammer in the groin*
Guy 1: "Calm down!"
Guy 2: "Yeah calm down!"
Guy 1: "Calm down!"
Guy 2: "Yeah calm down!"
Guy 1: "Calm down!"
Guy 2: "Yeah calm down!"
Ditz: "I'm calm, I'm calm!"
Non sequitor person unrelated to the show: "HE SAID, CALM DOOOOWN." *smacks him*
- In the Star Trek The Original Series episode "The Naked Time", Kirk does this to Spock. After several slaps, Spock finally retaliates and sends Kirk flying across the room. It does seem to work though.
- Also parodied in an episode of News Radio where Beth slaps Bill upon news that Mr. James's air balloon has gone down. Bill says, "No, see, I'm supposed to hit you."
Newspaper Comics
- Parodied in The Far Side, where a man wakes up as just a head and screams "AAAAAH! DOCTOR, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BODY!?" The doctor slaps him and he says "Thanks, I needed that."
Tabletop Games
- Fairly common among the Imperial Guard of Warhammer 40000. When they're not being executed for cowardice, that is.
- The upcoming Player's Handbook 3 for D&D 4th Edition will include Skills Powers, such as "Snap Out of it", which is pretty much this trope.
- A smack across the face brings your ally back to his or her senses.
Video Games
- Lan goes into an angst session roughly once per Mega Man Battle Network game, but he only got hit for it once, by Baryl (awesome human general regardless) in Battle Network 5 after Mega Man gets possessed by the Enemy Within. In Battle Network 6, when the Cyber Beast is possessing Mega Man, Heatman or Aquaman likewise hits him back into control.
- Geo follows in his footsteps by doing the exact same thing in the Mega Man Star Force series whenever someone betrays (or appears to) him . Here, the Get Ahold Of Yourself Man comes in the form of being promptly and scathingly chewed out. Doesn't always work though.
- In Disgaea 2, Adell does this to Rozalin once to snap her out of her shift into her Superpowered Evil Side. He applies a different method the next time it happens, though.
- In Skies Of Arcadia, de Loco has a lieutenant whose entire job is to shout this and shake him around when needed. Which is pretty often.
- Done TONS of times at one point in Tales of Rebirth. After driven berserk and attacking his teammates, Veigue starts blaming Agarte for being behind him being separated from Claire all the time. Until Tytree tells him to come to the beach with him. When Veigue arrives, Tytree gave him a punch in the face, and then Veigue hit back, and so on. So much until there's a mini battle where you control Veigue to punch on Tytree's face, while he'll do the same (no conclusion). Only until the end of the battle and the interference of his friends that Veigue finally gets a hold of himself.
- Also in the same game, Annie Barrs has the Force of Rain. Other than weather manipulation, she uses it to calm panicked or angered people down.
- In Tales Of The Abyss, when Natalia's grief over Asch's death gets the party almost caught in an instant death trap, Jade smacks her right in the face. It's his explanation that calms her down though, so the slap is almost more of a punishment.
- In Final Fantasy IV, when you meet Edward, he's slipped into inconsolable grief over Anna. Rydia, an 8 or so year old girl who lost just as much as Edward, yells at him for being a coward and tells him to stop crying. When Edward twists this around into more self-pity, Cecil backhands him and makes him get ahold of himself. Note that it takes the equivilent of two Brightslaps to get him to calm down. But, you know...
- In Threads Of Fate, there is a scene in both character's storylines where the Prima Doll has a temporary breakdown about soon fulfilling his purpose and afterward being considered worthless. Rue calmly talks him out of his slump. Mint slaps him and goes off on a rage about how pathetic he sounds.
- In Xenogears, Ramsus is a nervous, wangsty, psychotic wreck after failing to defeat Fei on multiple occasions. He is convinced that he is worthless and nobody cares for him. His old war buddy, Citan, slaps him in the face, telling him that he has four young women that care about him, and that by calling himself worthless, he calls them worthless. Citan's slap finally brings Ramsus to his senses, after spending the whole game being obsessed with defeating Fei.
- Yukari does this to Mitsuru once in Persona 3. In Persona 4, this is actually a combat ability your party members can learn when their Social Link gets high enough, allowing them to automatically cure Standard Status Effects after a critical or exploiting an enemies weakness.
- The standard cure for confusion in Final Fantasy and other RPGs is to attack the afflicted character. While it is preferable to use the staff chick or squishy wizard to attack for minimal damage, any character can be used. Even the one who wields the sword the size of a small building.
- Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus. Your job is to rescue your fellow mudokons, and if one of them is hysterical (generally as a result of laughing gas) you can slap some sense into him. Of course, slapping one that is not hysterical has less than pleasant effects...
- In Suikoden II, the main character can catch one of these from—of all people—The Strategist if you, the player, insist on trying to run away from the whole damn war. It's noteworthy because, in the main series, it's one of the few times a strategist ever so much as lifts a hand to anything.
- In Claude's story path in Star Ocean: The Second Story, he does this to Leon after the poor kid assumes everyone was wiped out in the shipwreck, including their friends and his parents, and starts screaming "I wish I were dead!"
- In a Variation/Subversion/Whatever, in Super Robot Wars Original Generation, Russel Bergman does this to Katina Tarask, which goes Hot Blooded and rampaging through enemy fleet like an amateur, emphasizes in HOT although it's just her personality, just overloaded somewhat. He snapped and deliver her a good Brightslap-no-ken for good.
- This also happened to Calvina Coulange in Super Robot Wars J (Straight play of Heroic BSOD) in wake of finding out her boyfriend and old pupil was alive, but was actually the bad guys and sent her in a traumatic trance in the past, resulting her going almost batshit to her three female friends. And since Bright Noa was absent... Melissa Mao comes in and delivers the
Bright Mao Slap to straight Calvina up.
- In Wild Arms 3, after your last battle against Maya's party, both Virginia and Maya got into an argument, in which Virginia proclaimed that she can "reach her (Maya)". Being the somewhat spoiled but insecure princess that Maya was, she taunted Virginia over it. Cue the slap. Completely subverted when Maya blocks Virginia's slap with her hand. And then Double Subverted when Virginia simply kept pushing her hand until it touches Maya's cheek.
Virginia: "See? I told you I can reach you."
Web Comics
Western Animation
- In one episode of Spongebob Squarepants, Squidward has just traveled through time and met Spongetron/Future Spongebob and his hundreds of clones. Trying to process what has just happened, Squidward curls up in the fetal position and intones "Future! Future!" over and over again until Future Spongebob drops a brick on his head.
- In another case, Spongebob begins "spiraling" after coming to the realizationt that he apparently is ugly, causing Patrick to slap him across the face. Spongebob immediately calms down. Being The Ditz, Patrick raises his hand to give him another.
- Done deliberately over the top, word for word, in Avatar The Last Airbender's "The Drill."
- On The Fairly Odd Parents, when Timmy's old Crimson Chin action figure is mortally wounded, he says ("You're... you're... you're... *SLAP* You're my best friend")
- Stroker And Hoop:
Hoop: You can't slap a woman! (slaps Stroker)
Stroker: It was a regain-your-composure slap. They do it in movies all the time. (slaps Hoop)
- Parodied in the Family Guy episode "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do": The family are on the lam after helping Lois escape from prison. After Meg (calmly) wonders out loud where they're going, Peter slaps her and barks at her to calm down.
- Also done in the episode "He's Too Sexy For His Fat": Brian begins freaking out when he's covered in fleas, and Peter, quoting the trope name, immediately slaps...Lois. She's (understandably) less than pleased.
- On Camp Lazlo, Hypercompetent Sidekick Slinkman frequently has to do this to his brainless boss Lumpus —- and Lumpus is perfectly aware of this. They even have a frying pan reserved specifically for Slinkman to beat him with.
- In Batman The Animated Series "The Demon's Quest (part 2)," Ra's al-Ghul has gone batshit insane and tried to kill his beautiful daughter. After Batman rescues her once, she says she can handle it and just slaps her dad upside the head. It works.
- In Cow And Chicken, Cow at one point slaps a panicking Chicken across the face with her udder and tells him to snap out of it.
- In one episode of Back at the Barnyard, Otis has a breakdown after a flying accident which he claims nearly killed all of his friends. When trying to snap him out of it, Freddie grabs Peck and smacks him a few times. Peck suggests he should have done the same to Otis, to which Freddie replies "He's much too big."
- In the Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command episode "Star Smasher," the LGMs are panic stricken and their Hive Mind is causing all of them to panic. Buzz splashes one with cold water and they all calm down.
- Used on The Simpsons. When Ned Flanders panics about being lost at sea, Homer slaps him, calming him down...then keeps slapping him.
Bart : "Dad! I think he gets the point!"
Homer : "(Slap) Better (Slap) To be (Slap) Safe (Slap) Than (Slap) Sorry (Slap)........sorry."
Ned : "diddly (Slap)"
- In the South Park episode "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub", Butters goes into hysterics over being shot at by the ATF. Stan slaps him and even says the accompanying phrase, causing Butters to ask, "How come you slapped my face, Stan, huh? Why on earth would you do that, anyways?"
Real Life
- General George S. Patton once famously slapped a young soldier who seemed to be suffering from shell shock (It turned out later he had malaria). It almost ended his career, proving that this isn't a good idea to try for real.
- As a side note, the soldier Patton slapped later said "He was probably pretty well worn out himself". Combat can do strange things to people. Patton's popularity saved him.
- It doesn't work if it is "shell shock" (PTSD) either. Anyone who's been in the Armed Forces can tell you that, combat experience or not. A person that far gone has usually spent themselves keeping a hold for as long as they have.
- This was parodied during the extensive Patton movie pastiche in The Simpsons episode "Bart the General". Bart does it, but Grampa scolds him:
Grampa:You can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send them off to die on some God-forsaken rock, but for some reason you can't slap them.
- Antonio Inoki's fighting spirit slap. In a rare inversion, reserved only for the manliest of men.
- This troper once played this trope for laughs when a friend was having a mock-breakdown during a zombie apocalypse game. Luckily, the person she slapped was also a troper...
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