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Get A Hold Of Yourself Man:
Harry Potter Harry gets quite upset at the concept of being possessed by Voldemort during his teenage hormonal phase in book 5, at least until Ginny reminds him quite sharply that she's been there and done that, and it's not at all like what's happening to him.
In the last book, Remus Lupin offered his service toward Harry Potter while at the same time, leaving his wife and unborn son, believing that they will be better off without him. In response, Harry (who is an orphan, and had gone through miserable treatment from Dursleys), calmly and viciously points out his cowardice and preference to "die in glory" than become a good father. He's snapped, but it had the desirable effect: Remus returned to his wife afterwards.
Happens at least once in , when F'lar thinks he's about to die.
Dragonquest God often sends his angels to give words of encouragement in The Bible, but on the top of the list of epic "Get A Hold Of Yourself"s from God Himself is when Elijah has a Heroic BSOD. Full text here, but here's a sample:
"Then a great and powerful wind tore the mountains apart and shattered the rocks before the LORD, but the LORD was not in the wind. After the wind there was an earthquake, but the LORD was not in the earthquake. After the earthquake came a fire, but the LORD was not in the fire. And after the fire came a gentle whisper."
In , the author receives a big Dave Barry Does Japan (possibly from himself) when he goes off on a long rant about American bureaucracy.
SLAP In the trilogy, Lirael has a dogbite-shaped scar on her leg from when her Old Kingdom wangst was getting way too out-of-control and the Disreputable Dog decided to intervene. After that point she learned her lesson and decided to just deal with the situation she was in without too much whining.
Happens once in , when a newbie in the trenches is getting hysterical to the point of trying to leave the bomb shelter. Everybody else in the shelter beats him up until he doesn't try to leave any more. The narrator tells us that it's not pleasant, but it's the only thing that helps.
All Quiet on the Western Front
Discworld Nanny Ogg delivers a much-needed slap to Granny Weatherwax in , less to calm her down and more to focus her rage. It's so powerful that it lifts Wyrd Sisters both of them off their feet.
Used repeatedly in to interrupt Hubert Turvey's involuntary bouts of insane laughter. Igor slaps his cheek to do this, while the fastidious Mr. Bent pounds Hubert on the back.
Making Money In Robert E. Howard's , The Pool of the Black One Conan the Barbarian shakes Sancha until she says she will help him rescue the prisoners; then he gives her an encouraging (and heavy) slap on the back.
In , volume four of Wizard and Glass series, Cuthbert The Dark Tower punches Roland to get him to focus on their mission instead of sneaking off with his girlfriend.
In Gene Stratton Porter's , Angel threatens to slap him if Freckles goes and dies on her.
Freckles In "The Brain Stealers of Mars", Rod Blake starts laughing hysterically after encountering an alien disguised as Ted Penton. The real Ted Penton cracks him across the face to snap him out of it.
In " Who Goes There?", McReady slaps Kinner's face "with a methodical one-two, one-two action" when he bursts into hysterical laughter upon finding out the Thing is (apparently) dead.
In a Sweet Valley High book, a toddler is choking. Her older sister cannot wrench her away from her hysterical stepmother and remembers reading that when someone is hysterical, the best things to do is slap them. . .and she does. The woman's stunned reaction gives the girl enough time to get the baby away from her and perform the Heimlich, saving the child's life.
In , Bast panics when he realizes Kvothe spoke to The Wise Man's Fear the Cthaeh. The Chronicler snaps him out of it with a slap, which is the opposite of their usual interactions.
In Andre Norton's , Ziantha loses control when in Turan's tomb and doing a read. Forerunner Foray Iuban subjects her to this, quite viciously/