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- Actor Allusion: In the Hogmanay special, when Hamish tries to explain to Dougal who Tim Brooke-Taylor is, The Goodies are described as "him, Bill Oddie and..." "...the other one."
- Actually Not a Vampire: "The Vampire of the Glen" suggested that either the Laird was a vampire, or he was in the thrall of his ancestor Count Cardula, who was a vampire. It turned out there were explanations for everything. We even heard some of them.
- Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?Dougal: Hamish, are you thinking what I'm thinking?Hamish: No.
- Aristocrats Are Evil: The Laird is devious, ruthless and occasionally criminal. However, he's also a complete idiot who's incapable of doing anything, so it evens out.
- As Himself: The Hogmanay episode features Tim Brooke-Taylor and Colin Sell as themselves. As the culmination of a Running Gag throughout the series about Mrs Naughtie's son Jimmy, who went to London to work in radio, the newsreader James Naughtie appeared in the Hogmanay special as himself as well.
- As You Know: Frequent, to the extent of Dougal sometimes becoming a Captain Obvious Mr. Exposition. And of course, mocked and lampshaded every time:Dougal: Well, here we are on London's busy Oxford Street.Hamish: Why did you say that?Dougal: Well, it doesn't do any harm.
- Bait and Switch: Whatever you think is happening, based on what the characters are saying, it isn't. Especially if you think they're heading towards an obvious joke. (Well, sometimes...)
- Bathroom Stall Graffiti:In one episode, they notice the graffiti in the ladies' has much neater handwriting.Hamish: That'll be because they have both hands free.
Dougal: Och, I never thought of that. Often heard it, but never thought of it.
- Brick Joke: Frequently. In the Hogmanay special, an early gag was the bells (not a typo) freezing off a brass monkey, and subesquently off anything else that had bells. This was then not mentioned for the rest of the episode ... until they waited for the chimes of New Year at the end, and realised that, yes...
- British Brevity: Three series of six fifteen-minute episodes each (except the first, which has four) and two half-hour specials. One can get through the show's entire run in five hours.
- Chain of Corrections: In the Hogmanay Special, when the characters are confused as to who Tim Brooke-Taylor is:Hamish: Oh, Mr Tim. I've always admired your musicals.Tim: I think you've got your Tims in a twist. Rice is the name you're looking for.Hamish: So you're Anneka?Tim: No, that's a Jewish holiday.Dougal: No, that was the woman with the big bottom who jumped out of helicopters.Hamish: And wrote Cats.Dougal: Yes.Tim: No. In any case, Tim Rice has nothing to do with Cats.Dougal: Oh, is he allergic?Hamish: Oh, I sympathise. Mrs Naughtie's pussy has often brought me out in a rash.Tim: (shocked) Jesus Christ!Hamish: Superstar! Aye, that was one of yours.
- Character Name and the Noun Phrase: "Inverurie Jones and the Thimble of Doom".
- Clip Show: Parodied in "Trapped!" Hamish reminisces about the events of the previous episode, because that's what you do when you're trapped somewhere. Dougal doesn't quite get the concept, becoming confused as to which of him is when halfway through a line from the clip, and then remembering a scene from Friends instead.
- Comically Missing the Point: Frequently by Hamish
Dougal: There's only one place she could be. Hamish, tonight we camp out on the moors!
- For instance, when Mrs Naughtie goes missing.
Hamish: Seems a bit callous when we could be searching for Mrs Naughtie, but whatever you say, old friend.
Dougal: Hamish, does that coffin-shaped wardrobe remind you of anything?
- Another one, where evidence is piling up that the Laird is a vampire:
Hamish: Of course! A coffin-shaped sideboard!
Mrs. Mc Allister: There's no postage stamp on the envelopes!Hamish: No postage stamp? That means the letters were delivered by... ...magic!Dougal: ...Yes. ...Or by hand.
- And another, when the lads are trying to trace a letter.
- Courtroom Antic: Parodied in "The Poison-Pen Letters":The Laird: You're turning this courtroom into a circus! Get off that trapeze and call a proper witness!
- Department of Redundancy Department: "McCoist of That Ilk" means the same as "McCoist of McCoist", so there's no need for the Laird's name to contain both. Unless he's actually The McCoist of McCoist of McCoist of McCoist.
- Double Entendre: Every third line, just about. For instance, this section from "The Fitness Club", where Dougal has entered an athletics event called the Macathalon:Hamish: Are you up for it?
Dougal: Not the night before a Macathalon.
Hamish: But are you having misgivings?
Dougal: Not the night before a Macathalon!
Hamish: Well, I'll be right behind you.
Both: Not the night before a Macathalon...
Hamish: But, looky here. Do you think you can pull it off?
- Dreadful Musician: The Laird is played by Jeremy Hardy. Naturally, the plots are often structured to give him an opportunity to sing, in a sanity-threateningly horrific parody of The Cast Show Off.
- Everyone Calls Him Barkeep: The Laird, whose full name is eventually revealed as The McCoist of McCoist of That Ilk.
- Get a Hold of Yourself Man: Parodied in the episode "Trapped!":Hamish: Help! We're trapped between floors! Help!Dougal: Hamish, you're getting hysterical.SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!Hamish: Well, don't just stand there applauding, do something!Dougal: All right!SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!Hamish: Ow!Dougal: Now, control yourself. Or next time it's the face.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Hamish and Dougal are always in each other's company, usually share a house (and sometimes a bed) and are straight unless it's funny to suggest they aren't.
- Hurricane of Puns
- I Read It for the Articles: In "The Fitness Club", the Laird claims to read Big Fit Birds for the gardening tips.
- Irony As He Is Cast Jeremy Hardy (whose main career is as a very left-wing standup comedian) as the Laird.
- Locked in a Room: In "Trapped!" Hamish and Dougal need to be rescued from a stuck escalator.
- Mixed Metaphor: Dougal taunts the Laird with "Hah! So you don't like it when the boots are down and the chips are on the other foot!"
- Musical Gag: Once all the Clue regulars have been introduced in the Hogmanay Special, there's a quick burst of "The Shickle Shamble"; Clue's theme song.
- New Year Has Come: Hamish and Dougal's Hogmanay Frolic.
- Not Actually The Ultimate Question: In "The Murder Mystery", the standard gag is utterly subverted:Dougal: Look up in the sky, Hamish...tell me what you see.Hamish: I see the full moon and a lot of stars, each one in its proper place...which tells me God is in his heaven, and all's right with the world.Dougal: ...Hamish, you're an idiot. We are in a tent. It is impossible to see the moon or any of the stars from here.Hamish: Well...not if somebody had stolen the tent.Dougal: (laughing) Stolen the tent! That would be the funniest joke in the world, wouldn't it!
- Not What It Looks Like: When Hamish and Dougal are in the lavatory together. Mrs. Naughtie knocks on the door.Hamish: Don't worry, Mrs. Naughtie, it's not what it seems!Mrs. Naughtie: ...You mean it isn't a completely innocent misunderstanding?
- Non-Singing Voice: The episode "Fame Idol" hinges on Mrs Naughtie having a beautiful singing voice, played by opera singer Jane Gilchrist. There was inevitably one scene where Mrs Naughtie sang in her own voice, for no reason whatsoever.
- Precision F-Strike: Occurs in "Porridge Votes" (via rhyming slang) after a publicity stunt is sabotaged:Dougal: Oh Hamish, thanks to the other side's dirty tricks, I am Donald Ducked.
- Public Domain Soundtrack: The opening music is a pipe version of the Rondo from Mozart's 4th Horn Concerto.
- Real After All: In "The Monster In The Loch", the Laird goes to some effort to replace the log that thousands of gullible tourists mistake for a monster every year. When the log gets eaten by the real monster, he's so angry he shoots it...
- Reveal Shot: Technically Reveal Line, this being radio, but a standard bit.
- Required Spin Off Crossover: The Hogmanay Special features Clue regulars Tim (as himself), Colin (as himself) and Humph (as Lyttelton the butler). And semi-regular Sandi Toksvig as the very tall golfer Sandi Wedge.
- When Jeremy stood in for Graeme as Barry's teammate on one episode of Clue, they naturally did a "Hamish and the Laird" sketch.
- Sesquipedalian Smith: Inverurie Jones in "Inverurie Jones and the Thimble of Doom"
- Something That Begins with "Boring": In ''Trapped!" With a double Brick Joke.Hamish: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "P".Dougal: Hamish, take your head out from between your knees.Hamish: Give up? It was "panty-hose". I did get dressed in a hurry!
- Servile Snarker: Lyttelton the butler in the Hogmanay special.
- Left the Background Music On: Frequent. "Inverurie Jones And The Thimble Of Doom", for instance, has a Scare Chord that turns out to be the Laird practicing on the organ, and then keeps happening, even when logic suggests the organ can't possibly be present.
- Spell My Name with a "The": The McCoist of McCoist of That Ilk.
- Status Quo Is God: Mentioned and subverted in one episode, when Mrs. Naughtie tries to get her old job back after handing in her resignation.Mrs. Naughtie: Oh, Mr. Hamish, Mr. Dougal! Can't I go back to being your housekeeper again?Hamish: Ah, yes, and it'd be just like old times.Dougal: Yes ... but the position has already been filled. Goodbye!
- Of course, Negative Continuity means she's back to being their housekeeper the following week anyway.
- Straight Man: Dougal. Except when he isn't.
- Stock Ness Monster: In the episode "The Monster In The Loch".
- Suspiciously Similar Substitute: In a way; earlier episodes of Clue sometimes had very similar characters called Dalziel and Alec (or Angus), before they settled on Hamish and Dougal.
- Talking to Himself: All the characters (except in the Hogmanay Special) are voiced by four actors, only one of whom is female. This is frequently Lampshaded.Mrs MacAllister: How can you stand here and say that to me?
Mrs Naughtie: It isn't easy.
- In another episode, the Laird (played by Jeremy Hardy) had an argument with his mother (played by Jeremy Hardy with a silly high-pitched voice) which ended "Now take me home before anyone realises you're doing both voices". Not being a show to let a joke rest, the Laird's mother later had a party with Mrs Dougal, Mrs Hamish, and Grandpa Naughtie.
- Title Confusion: The announcer calls it You'll Have Had Your Tea: The Doings of Hamish and Dougal. The BBC website calls it Hamish And Dougal or Hamish and Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea (the Radio 4 Extra Comedy A-Z lists both separately) and the CD covers say either Hamish And Dougal: The hilarous spin-off from Im Sorry I Havent A Clue or Im Sorry I Havent A Clue: The Doings of Hamish and Dougal.
- Thrifty Scot: As the phrase "You'll have had your tea?" suggests (the implication is "Welcome to my home, I hope you've already eaten").
- Strange Minds Think Alike: Used, and severely abused.
- In "The Shooting Party" Dougal tells Hamish (in a whisper) what the strange buzzing thing he mistook for a novelty thermos was, and Hamish mishears it as "pie-grater". Shortly thereafter the Laird appears.Laird: What are you doing with my Christmas present to Mrs Naughtie?
Dougal: No, it's a novelty thermos.
Laird: Pity. I've a pie here that badly needs grating.
- Later still, Mrs Naughtie herself serves up grated pie at a picnic.
- In "Inverurie Jones and the Thimble of Doom", Hamish sarcastically says "Brad bloody Pitt!" when Dougal asks who's at the door. For the rest of the episode, everyone mistakes Hamish for Brad Pitt, for no reason at all.
- In "The Shooting Party" Dougal tells Hamish (in a whisper) what the strange buzzing thing he mistook for a novelty thermos was, and Hamish mishears it as "pie-grater". Shortly thereafter the Laird appears.
- Word Salad Lyrics: The song "Whackit on the Dram" from the episode "Fame Idol" is a string of random Scots words and just plain gibberish, concluding "Hi-ho! For the open road!"
There's a whackit on the dram
- The full lyrics are
And a hooley doon the noo
There's a snicket in the drappit
Where the midden slotters coo
There's a wishty washty winky
In the muckle bucker's moo
Hi-ho for the open road!
TRANSLATION (kind of):
There's a walloped on the whisky glass
And a slowly down just now
There's a (gibberish, might possibly mean "notched") in the dropped
Where the dungheap slippery cow
In the big Buckaven resident's mouth
Hi-ho for the open road!