Stock Ness Monster
SyFy Originals. Some idiot starts the plot by becoming kelpie chow, some low paid fringe scientist, with fewer peer-reviewed papers and far better looks than any normal scientist, will go or be forced out there to investigate alongside a gruff, no-nonsense local and a wacky comedy sidekick, daring to find the truth while being threatened with ridicule and/or group buggery by the other locals. The earliest written mention of Nessie may be in a 7th century biography of St. Columba who saved a swimmer being pursued by a "water beast" in Loch Ness by making the sign of the cross. A number of myths also have their creatures as helpful or at least sufficiently beautiful to not want to kill, so there's also a softer side to the trope where the creature will be friendly. The myths of Nessie being a Plesiosaur helps play into that being a slightly more friendly looking form than a giant eel or a floating turd. Occasionally, the monster will turn out to have been something completely different. Is not in any way related to the name of an RPG protagonist. For other rumored-to-be creatures in the "Nessie" vein, see Our Cryptids Are More Mysterious.
Stock and Loch don't rhyme? Well for God's sake then, don't tell anyone else.
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- The Loch Trevor Monster in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen (and later Project Cadmus-related comics).
- One of those elements used again and again and again in Disney Mouse and Duck Comics, whether in the form of an expy or the original. Carl Barks already did it, but that didn't keep everyone else from doing it, too.
- Lake Placid had a giant crocodile, which was raised by a surprisingly foul-mouthed Betty White, and was running amok eating people. As it turns out, there's actually two of them. And they had babies. At least 10.
- The 1996 film Loch Ness in which an American scientist trying to disprove the existence of the Monster, only to later disprove his own evidence when he accidentally finds it.
- The Water Horse posits that the titular creature is a dinosaur-like beast which reproduces by laying a single egg and dying, so only one is in existence at a time.
- Beyond Loch Ness is a movie about the titular creature... in Lake Superior. Yes, you read that right. The identity of the creature is revealed to be a "plesiosaur". Note the quotation marks, as it's entirely possible that this is the least realistic plesiosaur in fiction. Not only does it have the typical inaccuracies, like the swan like position of the neck and laying eggs, this one goes further. For one thing, it doesn't have flippers, it has amphibian like legs. In fact, it spends most of the movie on land. It apparently has no problem with this. Despite plesiosaurs being mainly fish eaters this one, of course, seems to have a taste for humans. To top it all off, it doesn't even look like a plesiosaur, not even the inaccurate ones!.
- Amazon Women on the Moon reveals that Nessie was also Jack the Ripper.
- And speaking of Amazon Women on the Moon, its Nessie prop is originally from the 1981 Loch Ness monster movie directed by Larry Buchanan - The Loch Ness Horror.
- A tourist had decided to visit the Loch Ness lake, in the hopes of seeing the famous monster. Looking for information, he asks a local:
Tourist: Tell me; when does the monster usually appear?Local: Usually after the sixth glass, mister.
- Danny Dunn and his friends once went searching for a lake monster in central Africa, thinking it might be a dinosaur. It turned out to be (no, really!) a giant electric walking catfish.
- Steve Alten writes a lot of books with Sea Monsters. A recent novel, The Loch, deals with, of course, the Loch Ness Monster. In a twist however, Nessie isn't a peaceful plesiosaur (it's pointed out that Nessie couldn't be a plesiosaur since if it was an air-breathing creature there's be a hell of a lot more sightings of it) but a giant eel with a taste for tourists. Turns out it and several like it were put there by an ancient Scottish order, then trapped and brain-damaged by construction and pollution. That caused them to grow to an unnatural size, broke their normal food chain, and turned them savage.
- Claire encounters one in Outlander.
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them explains that the Loch Ness monster is actually a shapeshifting lake monster that turns into an otter when Muggle tourists are around.
- Erasmus Darwin had an encounter with this critter in The Amazing Dr. Darwin.
- According to the Star Trek: Stargazer novels, the trope isn't just confined to Earth. The Kandilkari have "The Lake Dweller That Roars", though it's unclear as to whether it's real or not. Nol Kastiigan seems to think so, but it's not certain.
- The Redwall novel High Rhulain features the Slothunog. It's only on one page, but it makes up for it by being the most awesome page in the book.
- Anthill: A Novel by E. O. Wilson mentions one. It's probably just a myth.
- Nessie makes a brief cameo in Illuminatus!.
- In Voyage Of The Basset the sea serpent looks like this. In a variation on the "monster" bit, he's actually a good creature.
- Shady from Hometown. An odd and suspicious case, since all sightings (and attacks) report a creature far too large to survive and stay hidden in the bodies of water where the sightings took place. And yet the bodies, mauled by an unknown but appropriately-sized animal, keep turning up.
- When Janine's sent back in time in Dinoverse and encounters an Elasmosaurus she immediately nicknames Nessie. Nessie's a big time Prehistoric Monster here, going after pterosaurs and using its neck like a constrictor snake to attack a Tyrannosaurus rex that was wading in the shallows.
- The Blackbury Monster in "The Blackbury Monster" by Terry Pratchett, one of the early stories collected in Dragons at Crumbling Castle. This may or may not be related to the time Johnny Maxwell claimed to have found Nessie in his goldfish pond.
- Alice, Girl from the Future had a dragon from The Time of Myths say that Nessie is probably his niece; she was very lazy; so once she met Archimedes and learned from him that anything submerged in the water loses a lot of weight, she decided to live in the water so as to avoid carrying that weight.
Live Action TV
- Doctor Who:
- The Skarasen (a.k.a. the Loch Ness Monster) from the 1975 serial "Terror of the Zygons". Much later on, Sarah Jane was able to Name Drop the Loch Ness Monster during an argument with Rose as to which Companion endured the most incredible "space stuff". Rose couldn't trump it. ("School Reunion")
- In a case of Negative Continuity, the Borad becomes the Loch Ness Monster in the Sixth Doctor serial "Timelash".
- The X-Files episode "Quagmire": Mulder and Scully investigate reports of a lake serpent and find a surprisingly ordinary (albiet still deadly) crocodile. This being The X-Files, however, after they've left, a The End... Or Is It? ending shows there really is a serpent in the lake.
- Some of the giant fish pursued on River Monsters have a reputation for bumping boats or dragging fishermen into the water, feats often attributed to the scarier versions of this trope. Jeremy Wade eventually did a two-hour episode devoted to Nessie. He didn't catch her, obviously, but he explored various possibilities of the creature's identity and eventually concluded that a Greenland shark was the most likely suspect.
- In the Andy Griffith Show Reunion Movie Return to Mayberry some locals - including Earnest T. Bass - try to convince people there's a lake monster.
- On an episode of Married... with Children in which Al claims to have been visited by aliens, daughter Kelly tells him, "And by the way, the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot wanted to know if you're still on for poker at Darth Vader's house tomorrow night."
- In the first episode of ''Monster Quest, the suggestion that "Champ", or "The American Loch Ness Monster" could be a pleisiosaur is bandied about.
- The Lost Tapes episode "Monster of Monterey" contemplates that one or more Elasmosaurs (carnivorous marine reptiles of the "pleisiosaur" type) may inhabit Monterey Canyon and are responsible for many of the mysterious disappearances amongst sailors in those waters, with the ominous shadow that twice glides past the boat looking very much like the pleisiosaur silhouette.
- In Bewitched the Loch Ness Monster is actually an old warlock boyfriend of Samantha's who got transformed into a monster.
- The Police's "Synchronicity II", besides singing about an emasculated frustrated man living in a suburban family hellhole, makes vague mention of a mysterious creature in a Scottish lake "many miles away" (possibly referring to the Loch Ness Monster).
- "Loch Ness Monster" by Big Dipper, where the narrator's boat is bumped into by the title creature, and he becomes obsessed with making a second encounter and getting evidence. The lyrics are also a deliberately silly metaphor for unrequited love - Nessie is referred to with feminine pronouns, and in the bridge the narrator laments "It's a mystery / why she left me".
- Nessie, of course, is the most famous of the lot. Interestingly, its fame is a fairly recent phenomenon, largely resulting from alleged sightings in the 1930s: before that, it was just another local legend like many, many, many others. Many of the "imitators" were already recorded in local folklore long before Nessie became famous.
- Canada has several, including Ogopogo (which is actually protected under provincial legislation, just in case) in the Okanagon Valley lakes and its cousin Manipogo (who lives in Manitoba), and Memphré (in Quebec/Vermont, the first recorded North American monster). All of them were recorded in local legend long before the 1930s; as far back as the 1810s for Memphré.
- There are many, many, many others:
- Champ is probably the most famous North American one, dwelling in Lake Champlain. And yes, it was recorded in local folklore several decades before Nessie became an international star.
- The Storsjö Monster in Jämtland, Sweden, the earliest sightings of which go back to the 17th century. Along with its hypothetical nest and eggs, the monster was officially a protected species until some smartass asked for a license to collect its eggs and the authorities had no choice but to declare the protection frivolous and repeal it.
- See also the Bear Lake Monster of Bear Lake, Idaho.
- The Other Wiki, as a matter of fact, has a rather impressive list of reported lake monsters from all over the world.
- Martin Ruane (1945-1998), while better known in his native England as Giant Haystacks, also competed as Loch Ness in Stampede Wrestling and was in WCW for a month, debuting in February 1996 before the SuperBrawl VI PPV as a member of the Dungeon of Doom before he left the group in March. His last appearance saw the Giant (The Big Show) defeat him at the Uncensored PPV on March 24. His run was cut short due to health problems.
- Parodied to heck and back in the Hamish And Dougal episode "The Monster of the Loch". First, Hamish and Dougal are fishing, when they're attacked by a monster with bark like skin, and twig-like claws, and branch-like arms, and leaf-like scales. Then, when they've discovered it's actually a log and used it to start a fire, the Laird complains that now they don't have a log that looks like a monster, there's nothing to attract gullible tourists to the Glen. So he spends a week in his lab while watching Frankenstein and Godzilla and creates ... another log. And then the monster turns out to be Real After All, but the Laird is so infuriated by it eating his log that he shoots it.
Dougal: So we did have a monster ... and you killed it. And now we don't even have a log.
- Ravenloft had an undead lake monster. One assumes it was a living lake monster at some previous point.
- The Lok Pik Monster in The Spellcasting Series. It basically serves as the You Shall Not Pass guardian of the first game's final chapter.
- While not quite a sea serpent or pleisiosaur, Psychonauts nonetheless has its own lake monster—the Hideous Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblogata, who is... an enormous, mutated lungfish who lives at the bottom of Lake Oblongata. Her real name is Linda. She's pretty nice.
- 'Gourdy' is a monster of unknown attributes that supposedly lives in Gourd Lake in Ace Attorney. Lotta Hart's attempts to get a picture of him become a key plot element in case 1-4. While there's no canon evidence of Gourdy's existence, a piece of official fanart shows the cast enjoying a picnic by the lake while a dark Nessie-like shape is seen poking out of the lake in the far background.
- In Pokémon Lapras is a plesiosaur, the sort of creature Nessie is often explained as being and its production name was Ness. Draw your own conclusions.
- Gyarados is based on legends about magic carp jumping over the Dragon gate and becoming dragons but its abode being in lakes in its appearances in Red and Blue seem to be inspired by lake monster myths.
- Monster Rancher has the Lesione, which is like a cross between a Plesiosaur and a trained seal. In the advanced games, one Lesione plays the role of a lake monster.
- Earthbound has the gentle and friendly Tessie, the Lawyer-Friendly Cameo of the Loch Ness Monster.
- Mother 3 follows up both of these with the Oh-So-Snake, in the well beneath Osohe Castle. Tessie also makes a reappearance, though she's stuffed and mounted in Porky's tower.
- Shadow of the Colossus features the wading lake monster, which is rather more frustrating.
- There's also Sally, the Lake Salamanca monster in City of Heroes. Sally is peaceful, though, and dives below the water if you attack her.
- Mega Man Star Force 2 involves the legend of Messie, a sea monster supposedly found in (say it with me) Loch Mess. People have been seeing it recently, but it turns out to be a fake. There is a real Messie, though — and its elusiveness is explained by the fact that it's an EM being, invisible to most people. It ends up fusing with the guy who created the fake Messie to become a rather nasty boss, Plesio Surf.
- Incidentally, something funny went on in translation here. The character's English name refers to the longstanding theory that the "real" Loch Ness Monster is a plesiosaur. But the original Japanese name is Brachio Wave — referring to the Brachiosaurus, which did sorta look like a plesiosaur from the neck up, but didn't live underwater. Between this and its incredible size (40 feet tall and twice as long, making it one of the most colossal creatures ever to walk the Earth), a Brachiosaurus couldn't hide in Loch Ness if it wanted to.
- World of Warcraft has an underground tram running from Ironforge to Stormwind. In the middle, the tram runs between two humongous aquaria. One aquarium contains a plesiosaur named "Nessy".
- In Danger On Deception Island, Nancy has to assemble a model of the local legendary sea monster as one of her Solve the Soup Cans tasks. It naturally resembles a plesiosaur, although the actual creature never appears in the game.
- There's an easter egg in the original Zoo Tycoon that will let you keep these in your zoo.
- In Professor Layton and the Last Specter, the titular specter is both Loosha, a Stock Ness Monster and a giant robot entangled in fight. Loosha is actually defending the village of the attacks of the robot as well as protecting its only friend Arianna.
- One level of Lemmings is titled "Hunt the Nessie", and takes place on the back of a serpentine lake monster.
- While not the plesiosaur type, Resident Evil 4 has the Del Lago, a man-eating mutant salamander that inhabits the village lake.
- Occasionally, one of these swims down the river in the Neighborhood view in The Sims. It's a random event, and not in any way related to any of the games going on in the households (either Sims you made or premade Sims.)
- Super Mario Bros.:
- Super Mario 64 has Dorrie, found swimming in the underground lake in Hazy Maze Cave. Signs leading up to the area warn of a terrible monster, but he/she turns out to be completely harmless, and in fact even friendly and helpful to Mario.
- Super Mario 3D World introduces Plessie, another friendly lake monster type that lets the characters ride on its back and dash through river levels.
- Mentioned in the Mass Effect 3 DLC Leviathan, when Shepard sees a plesiosaur skeleton hanging from the ceiling of a lab.
Shepard: Loch Ness Monster?
Shepard: Loch Ness Monster is more interesting.
EDI: Interesting and nonexistent.
- The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang has a friendly one named Sid living in the castle moat.
- The graphical adventure text adventure Cryptozookeeper features a mission to bring the Loch Ness Monster into the game.
- Transarctica has a bridge over a lake in the north-western part of game map guarded by this monster. Crossing it without the unique harpoon car, which can obtained in only one location, is definitely a bad idea.
- The Touhou game Urban Legend in Limbo has Nessie as Nitori's urban legend theme. She and the rest of the kappa have built a Nessie-shaped robot based on the legend, so they can easily make "evidence" of the monster, and profit off of it. Due to the nature of Gensokyo, however, Nitori is eventually stalked by a real Loch Ness monster.
- George the Dragon features a trope namer in his comic. And apparently her name is Gladys Vanessa of the Loch. She eventually (marries the main character and moves out of the Loch) which is why no one can find Nessie.
- In The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob!, Generictown recently became the Loch Ness Monster's new home. It's very cute.
- The Lake Nose Monster from Phineas and Ferb.
- The entire non-human cast of The Family Ness.
- Scooby-Doo and friends have encountered the Loch Ness monster or similar lake monsters on a regular basis, but always seem surprised to learn they're fake. The direct-to-DVD movie Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster reveals the monster to be a scam but at the end (like The X-Files example above) shows a real creature in the Loch. Scooby met a lake monster that was compared to Nessie in The New Scooby Doo Movies episode "Loch Ness Mess" and met Nessie again (apparently out of continuity) in the Scooby's All-Stars episode "A Highland Fling with a Monstrous Thing."
- An episode of The Simpsons was actually about Homer and Mr. Burns attempting to capture the Loch Ness Monster.
- Xiaolin Showdown: According to Dojo Kanojo Cho, the Loch Ness Monster is actually his cousin.
- According to Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., Nessie was actually banished to the human world along with the Abominable Snowman.
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- In the Gargoyles episode Monsters, Golith, Angela, Eliza and Bronx help save a family of Loch Ness Monsters from Dr. Sevarius.
- An episode of Godzilla: The Series features a mother Loch Ness monster teaming up with Zilla to save her baby.
- One episode of The Venture Bros. two henchmen debating about who the better lake monster is; "Champ" or the Loch Ness Monster. Then Henchman 21 enters the debate. Turns out Ogopogo wins.
- In South Park, Chef's parents (who live in a castle in Scotland for some reason) insist that they keep having run-ins with Nessie, who keeps asking for $3.50.
- The 2011 Disney short The Ballad of Nessie tells the story of how Nessie ended up at Loch Ness after her home was paved over to build a miniature golf course. By the end of it, you'll probably want to give her a hug.
- Denver the Last Dinosaur did this in "Monster Maze", with a local bad guy trying to convince people there was a monster in the lake, the 'Lost Lake Monster'.
- Disney's Doug had Doug and Skeeter investigate the existence of the Lucky Duck Lake Monster on occasion. Said monster is a featured character in The Movie.
- An episode of Inspector Gadget centers around this, in the end it turns out to be a Mechanical Monster created by MAD.
- In "Come Back, Little Monster" on PB&J Otter when Jelly is trying to convince her friends that the really is a monster, she takes a blurry picture of Pippin (a manatee, and the supposed "monster") that bears a resemblance to typical photos of the Loch Ness Monster.
- The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker.
- "The Loch monster" from The Smurfs Season 9 episode "Hefty Sees A Serpent".
- Happy Ness: The Secret of the Loch has a whole world of Nessies, all of whom live up to their names.
- Hyphalosaurus was pretty much the closest equivalent to a real Nessie: it was a long-necked, completely aquatic freshwater reptile that lived in what was once a large lake in a temperate climate. Unfortunately, it lived in the early Cretaceous...though relatives might survived in Europe until the ice ages.
- It was also less than a meter long.
- Minne the Lake Creature, a (statue, sadly) monster who "lives" in the lakes around Minneapolis.
- Hippo, seal, otter and manatee sightings have all been misreported as Stock Ness Monster encounters. The first, at least, occasionally do earn the "monster" part of the title, attacking swimmers or small boats in defense of their territories or young.
- Not exactly a dinosaur, but an unidentified animal looking something like a seal-manatee cross keeps lolling around the waters of Miami, captured on film by a Gene Sowerwine. Already there have been attempts to consider it a modern variation of a Mosasaur.
- Brickly, the Lego Ness Monster who inhabits the lake at Downtown Disney outside the Lego store. While Legoland already has a pair of dragon mascots (Ollie and Allie), when they began building a Legoland in Florida, enough people asked if Brickly was going to be the mascot for Legoland Florida that they decided to make it canon-and released a special edition set just for him.
- The specific name of the Loch Ness Monster, Nesisteras rhombopteryx was devised in the 1970s by the naturalist Peter Scott. It's an anagram of 'monster hoax by Sir Peter S'.
Stock and Loch don't rhyme? Well for God's sake then, don't tell anyone else.