Your Television Hates You
"I love having a dog, and losing Blackie made me really depressed. Plus, having the Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Sounder, Turner & Hooch marathon on TV didn't help."Bob is feeling pretty bad. Maybe he's feeling insecure about something. Maybe he just got dumped. Maybe he just had a really bad day. Let's go ahead and say he got dumped. So Bob decides that he just needs a break from it all, and to get his mind off his problems. The best way to do that, of course, is by sitting on his couch and watching some TV. The problem is, as soon as he turns on the TV, a soap opera turns on where a girl is breaking up with a guy. Of course, this is the last thing Bob needs to get his mind off his break-up. So he changes the station... only to see a stand-up comedian talking about the first time he got dumped. So he changes the channel again, and the first thing he hears is a commercial say "Having relationship problems?" No matter how many times Bob flips the channel, somebody is talking about relationships and break-ups. Eventually, Bob gives up and turns the TV off, at which point the scene usually ends. This is a quick gag that's pretty common when you're trying to make the audience feel sorry for your character, or prove just how much the universe hates him. It's almost always never mentioned again. Can be justified when the character's circumstances are due to some supernatural agency that is also perfectly capable of controlling the programming on the TV. Compare Coincidental Broadcast, where this phenomenon is used as a plot device instead of a gag. May coincide with Cold Turkeys Are Everywhere if the thing that keeps popping up on TV or radio is something that the character is trying to quit. Potty Emergency sometimes has similar themes. See also Mocking Music for the radio version and Vengeful Vending Machine.
—Everybody Hates Chris, "Everybody Hates Blackie"
Examples:Advertising Comic Books
- One story in Archie Comics had Archie and the gang trying to find some way to escape the heat on a scorching summer day. Eventually they retreat into an air-conditioned movie theatre. the movie showing is called Way Down Below, which they assume will be a Sub Story. It turns out to be set in Fire and Brimstone Hell.
Tintin: Moon-Rocket to Earth. We're going to begin the repair work. Give us some music: it will help us keep up our morale.
- From "Explorers on the Moon"
Mission Control: Earth to Moon-Rocket. We'll switch on Radio-Klow for you. Keep your spirits up!
Haddock: Come on, come on, cry-babies! To work! And none of those gloomy thoughts. We're going to have some music. Thundering typhoons, there's nothing like a bit of music to cheer you up!
Radio-Klow: This is Radio-Klow. Our programme continues with "The Gravedigger," by Schubert.
Haddock: Impossible! They're doing it on purpose — it's a plot!
- In "Tintin and the Picaros", Captain Haddock inexplicably finds alcohol tastes awful (because Calclulus has secretly given him a drug). After a very tiring day, he relaxes in front of the TV, only to find it's showing an add for Loch Lomond whiskey.
- In the Star Trek: Voyager parody Hardcore Entertainment presents: Seven Does Voyager, Captain Janeway is trying to maintain her Celibate Hero status, only for the computer to screen a documentary on the reproductive habits of tribbles, another on Deltan society, and finally a porn movie called The Amorous Adventures of Captain Kirk.
- In Over the Hedge, R.J. discovers that he is being included as a member of the family (who don't know that he is exploiting them to pay back a hungry bear). When he turns on the TV they've given him, a Soap Opera is playing in which a woman says "We let you into our lives and you deceived us!" and so forth. An instance where this trope is both Played for Laughs and used for Character Development.
TV: Get real, Kevin! 'Cause when you feel like a dirtbag, it's because you're a dirtbag. So just own it! Just say it out loud: (RJ mouths along with TV) I am a dirtbag.
- Practically parodied in Hoodwinked Too. The poor Wolf just keeps flipping channels, and the TV just gets more ridiculously pointed.
- In Stranger Than Fiction, Harold is told to take a day off to "do nothing," so he stays at home and watches TV to try to get his mind off of the voice declaring his imminent death. So he turns on nature shows, because he likes animals. Unfortunately, all the nature shows he turns on involve animals killing each other.
- In A New Life, newly-divorced Steve flips channels only to keep seeing the same mattress store ad with the jingle "have more fun in bed!"
- Early on in Earth Girls Are Easy, Geena Davis's character throws her doctor fiance out when she finds him cheating with another girl. The next day, as she's weeping at the kitchen table, a soap opera shows a doctor fooling around with a nurse, on top of his comatose wife.
- Bridget Jones' Diary: Bridget finds out that Daniel is cheating on her and wants to watch some comforting TV. However, the first show has a woman telling her boyfriend that it's her last chance to have a child, the second one features a woman being brutally murdered (it's a scene from Fatal Attraction), and finally, there is a documentary about wild lions: "The male penetrates the female and leaves. Coitus is brief and perfunctory." Poor Bridget!
- Phat Girlz: the main character Jazmine Biltmore is having a bad case of depression due to her love life and her Weight Woe, she turns on the TV where several weight-related programs: a cartoon with a depressed fat man being enticed into pigging out, an ad for a weight-loss clinic, an ad for a type of exercise, and a talk show with a woman crying over her weight and her hopelessness in dieting. This leads to Jazmine from having a Heroic BSOD to a Freak Out.
- In Three O'Clock High, one of the first things the main character, a high school student, does one school day is inadvertently offend a bully who promises to beat him up at 3 PM. Before the scheduled fight, our hero goes to his biology class, where he sees a film about how poor defenceless critters like crickets get eaten (with crunching sound effects) by big mean predators.
- In a Deleted Scene of Lolita (1997), Dolores and Humbert are on their road trip with the car radio on, playing the comedy The Bickersons. There's Canned Laughter as Dolores flirts with Humbert, but when he talks about her going back to school they start arguing with the Bickersons doing likewise. When Humbert says bluntly that their holiday is over, causing Dolores to fall into a sullen silence, the announcer can be heard saying they'll be back after a few commercials for the Bickerson's in "The Honeymoon Is Over".
- In Bad Monkeys, after Jane's crime-fighting company finds out that she used to sleep with younger men, all she sees on TV is The Mary Kay LeTourneau Story and all she hears is Michael Jackson songs.
- Used for Gallows Humor in Nightworld, which has a Running Gag in that a particular cable channel is broadcasting horror movies for all the people who have locked themselves in their houses due to The Night That Never Ends and the accompanying swarm of Eldritch Abominations. The list of horror movies get longer as the days get shorter, and the titles always match whatever horror has just been unleashed on the world.
- It happens to Fran and Maxwell on The Nanny when she loses his Shakespeare original after being mugged. They were treated to Shakespeare plays, on their channels.
- True Blood has a moment where Jason — who's just been violently dumped by his current girlfriend, in part because he's jealous of the vampire she let bite her — starts gloomily channel-surfing and finding that every station is talking about vampires, including a nature documentary about vampire bats.
- In Married... with Children, this happens repeatedly to Al. He sits down to watch TV but only shows he hates are on: Oprah, Facts of Life, etc. This trope is averted in the episode where he has built himself a man's bathroom (with a mighty Fergusen - Bar-WHOOOOSH!). He just finished it, and went in to 'christen' it, but was constipated. He turned on the television and the array of programs loosened him right up.
- In the Sherlock episode "The Hounds of Baskerville", man whose father was apparently killed by a wolf keeps getting wolf-related channels. There's a justification: he's under the influence of a fear-inducing drug.
- In an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Carlton is depressed since his favorite race horse is gonna be put down. Will tries to take his mind off the horse by turning the tv on, only to find that Mr. Ed just so happens to come on. Carlton takes it as well as expected.
Carlton Banks:' You Bastard!!!!!
- Played for Drama on an episode of Barney Miller ("The Hero"). After Chano kills a suspect in a bank robbery with hostages, he goes home and turns on the radio, where every news station is talking about the crime and his part in it. Even the Spanish-language station.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer. At the end of "Innocence", in which Buffy's romance with Angel comes to an abrupt end when he turns evil, Buffy quietly watches a black & white romantic movie, in which Alice Faye is singing "Goodnight, My Love".
- This seems to happen to Garfield every time he's on a diet; the TV seems to have a lot more food commercials. Worst example: He tried to watch TV to take his mind off food, and turned to a program called Bowling for Meatloaf. In the next panel, he and Jon were at the vet's waiting room with the TV lodged in Garfield's mouth.
- The MP3 player of Sandra from Sandra and Woo thinks Sandra's relationship with Cloud won't last long.
- In the Rocko's Modern Life episode "Tickled Pinky" Rocko is in a hospital bed where he is going to get his appendix cut out. He turns on the TV to take his mind off of it and sees an ad for a kitchen device called the Cut-O-Matic that looks like a mini guillotine, a chain saw competition, and a detective show with a seedy man taking out scissors to "cut someone out".
- In the episode of Spongebob Squarepants "Idiot Box", Squidward is trying to forget about SpongeBob and Patrick playing in their box, but everything on TV is about boxes, even boxing.
- The Looney Tunes short "Birds Anonymous", in which Sylvester tries to swear off eating birds. He turns on the TV, and there's a cooking show featuring a chef cutting into some poultry. The radio hates him, too: The playlist features "Bye Bye Blackbird" and "When the Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbin' Along". Talk about Cold Turkeys Are Everywhere.
- In the first episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show, Stimpy leaves to become a big TV star, leaving Ren all alone. To take his mind off it, he turns on the TV... and wouldn't you know it, Stimpy's on every channel.
- In the Pilot Movie of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Bloo has just learned that Mac has to give him up, and as he changes the channels late at night, every show is about having "the blues". One show even talks about the Grand Canyon being a "deep depression".
- The Simpsons:
- In the episode "Deep Space Homer", Homer, after losing an award to an "inanimate carbon rod" and being ridiculed by his family, sits down to watch TV, saying "TV respects me. It laughs with me. Not at me." He turns it on and the first thing that appears on screen is a man pointing at the camera laughing hysterically and saying "You stupid..."
- Episode "Homer Badman": After being publicly accused of molesting a college-aged baby sitter, Homer watches TV in the Troubled Fetal Position while David Letterman remarks "...and the number one reference I am running into the ground is...Homer Simpson!" followed by an episode of the Mexican Bumblebee Man's sitcom, in which the Bumblebee Man gets pinched in the butt while smelling a flower and yells, "Ai-yi-yi! Es Homer Simpson!" However, Homer finds solace in An Evening at the Improv, whose comedians are stuck in the 80's.
- In "The Last Temptation of Homer": Homer is attracted to a sexy female co-worker; back at home he tries his best to not think about cheating on his wife. When he tries to distract himself with watching TV, he cycles though several channels about sex and cheating.
- In "YOLO"note , Homer feels trapped in his routine life and that it's already wasted. (He was okay, but Kirk van Houten showed up in a new sports car with a skateboard and having just enrolled to a rapping course. They laughed at him with Marge, but she later upset him with emphasizing how his life will never ever change.) He watches TV and surfs through channels. The work titles were telling: "Same Time Next Year", "Life Stinks", "No Exit", "Point of No Return", "Dead End", and "Little League World Series".
- Hey Arnold!:
- In the episode "Arnold's Hat", our hero is depressed because he lost his hat. To take his mind off it, he turns on the TV and sees that it's Hat Day at the local ballpark, and everyone in the stadium is wearing one. It doesn't help.
- Turns into a case of Your Movie Theatre Hates You in the episode "Heat". Trying to find relief in the cool movie theatre during a heat wave, the only movies playing are The Day the Sun Exploded, Invasion of the People Melters and Hotter Than the Sun.
- A movie theater example: In "Hooky" Arnold and Gerald skip school and spend the whole episode narrowly avoiding getting caught, they take refuge in the movie theater and before the movie starts; A PSA is played of a politician telling kids to "stay in school".
- One episode of Arthur had a character with a bed-wetting problem invited to Muffy's sleep over and with no way to politely decline. She's too embarrassed to put on her pull up, so she stays awake most of the night worrying. She turns on the television, only to be presented with images of running water, an ad with a Scot advertising a wee patch for wee leaks, and a kids' show sponsored by the letter "P".
- In Frisky Dingo, Killface, brooding over the betrayal of his friendship by 'Barnaby Jones' (in reality Xander Crewes), tries to take his mind of things by watching TV, except that every single channel is either about Xander Crewes, Barnaby Jones, friendship, or spells out 'Xander Crews' or 'Barnaby Jones' by judicious use of channel flipping. Eventually he just shoots the TV.
- In the Family Guy episode "Stewie Loves Lois", Peter feels sexually violated after his prostate exam and Brian tries to console him by turning on the TV, but every channel is about fingers and fingering.
- In The Boondocks, Grandad is feeling low after finding out he had a long lost son.
Grandad: After all this time, a son.Huey: Grandad, it's not all your fault. It doesn't make you a horrible person.Steve Wilkos on TV: IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON!
- The House of Mouse cartoon "Hickory Dickory Mickey" has Mickey becoming annoyed by Goofy's loudly-ticking alarm clock and decides to block it out with music. He turns to the "all-tick station" and the "all-tock station", then turning on the TV to "The Tick-Tock Channel".
- The Angry Beavers Norbert is trying to get his mind off Daggett being the taller of the two, and he is the shortest. When he watches TV everything is about being short means being a loser.
- In the As Told by Ginger finale "The Wedding Frame" Ginger, who is still reeling from her break-up with Darren and is hesitant about entering into a new relationship, is at home watching a music video where the curly and titian haired chanteuse is singing about being abandoned by the man she loves. This trope is soon turned Up to Eleven where Ginger soon imagines herself and Darren in place of the characters in the song and she finally drowns.
- In the Disney short Duck Pimples, Donald Duck tries to relax on a stormy night by listening to the radio. Given his usual bad luck, all the radio programs he listens to are either horror stories or violent crime dramas.
- This happens to Guy Hamdon of all people in the SheZow episode "Super Sidekick", when Shaverine is stealing the limelight away from SheZow.
- In the Season Two episode of Transformers Prime, "Operation: Bumblebee (Part One)", 'Bee has his Transformation Cog—- the biomechanism that allows a Cybertronian to transform—- stolen by the paramilitary group MECH. Stuck in the base, he tries to watch TV with the humans, but the first thing they see is a car commercial. To add insult to injury, said commercial was for the exact same model car 'Bee's alt-mode was based on.