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- In Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs there's a scene where after Flint's food machine goes rogue it drops a giant fortune cookie on the Great Wall of China, which cracks open revealing a fortune reading "You are about to be crushed by a giant corn." Immediately after a tourist reads it, a giant ear of corn falls down and begins rolling downward.
- In Cats Don't Dance T.W. The Turtle receives a whole bunch of these but that last one he gets at the end turns out to be good.
- Stephen King's It features a gruesome finale to a Chinese dinner. The Losers got together for lunch and had quite a good time in spite of the monster from their childhoods they came back to kill. Richie cracks a joke when the cookies arrive, "You will be eaten by a big greasy monster, have a nice day". They crack open their fortune cookies and receive: a jet of blood, a live roach, a dismembered human eye, horrifying clacking mandibles, a living fetal chick, and something with chitinous legs sprouting from it. They quickly flee the restaurant.
- Terry Pratchett's Interesting Times. In which inept wizard Rincewind, on a visit to the Discworld's Far "East" receives a fortune cookie at the end of an interesting meal. He has just enough time to see it reads "Many Apologies", before he is hit over the head.
- In another Discworld example, a character once found the following note about someone else's misfortune in a fortune cookie:
- Men at Arms has the dwarf policeman Constable Cuddy saying that his previous job was making "fortune rats" for Dwarf restaurants. (Dwarfs on the Discworld cannot get enough rat-based foodstuffs). Here, the misfortune is not just Cuddy's, but also the rat's: apparently they were still alive when he inserted the fortunes. Ouch. This experience is what made him give up a career in Dwarf catering and join the police.
- In Feet of Clay, Nobby wonders why you don't get Misfortune Cookies more often, and speculates that people who buy fortune cookies are naturally lucky. Vimes says the real answer is that people who sell fortune cookies want to continue doing so.
- There was a Zack Files book where the title character kept getting fortune cookies that predicted his future with frightening accuracy, but in unexpected ways ("passing the test of time" referred to passing a test at school about an article taken from TIME Magazine, "danger in the lion's shadow" referred to choking on popcorn at the movies at the moment the MGM lion roared, etc.)
- James Bond in DoubleShot receives an ominous message in a fortune cookie which reads "Meeting you double means certain death". It was planted by his enemies, who had made an Evil Knockoff of him through plastic surgery.
- Charles E. Fritch's short-short story "The Misfortune Cookie" was loosely adapted as an episode of the revived Twilight Zone; the episode expanded the storyline quite a bit but ended with the same punchline. (See directly below.)
- An episode of The Twilight Zone aptly titled "The Misfortune Cookie" has an arrogant food critic receiving a fortune telling him "A grand reward awaits you just around the corner", then while walking home accidentally causes a bank robber to drop $100k in diamonds and is given $1000 as a reward. He goes back to the restaurant and gets a fortune saying "April arrives today bringing romance", referring to him meeting a woman named April. The two go to the restaurant, April getting a fortune telling her she will soon recognize her error in judgment and the critic's fortune saying he's going to die. He yells at the owner, she leaves him, he develops a neverending hunger and the last fortune he gets tells him it's because he's dead.
- Home Improvement: Al mass produces a 'Tool Time Game' he invented for the show but misses an error that causes the board to catch on fire. As he's wallowing in misery another guy offers him a fortune cookie. It says "Your best days are behind you." At Tim's insistence he tries another and it says, "You've gone as far as you can in life." At that point Tim accuses the guy of handing out misfortune cookies.
- Are You Afraid of the Dark? takes this trope literally in the aptly named "Tale of the Misfortune Cookie": The protagonist, a young Chinese-American who is dissatisfied with his family's lifestyle and longs for fame and fortune as a comic book author, opens a special fortune cookie from his father's restaurant. The fortune cookie promises him "perfect living within imperfect living" and transports him to an Alternate Universe where his everything he's ever wanted is his. But Be Careful What You Wish For is in full effect here: Though he has the fame and fortune he desired, he's now estranged from his family and has no friends.
- Danger 5. Danger 5 travel to a Bad Future where Hitler has taken over the world, including fast food joints. Holly opens a swastika-shaped fortune cookie and reads "You are all going to die". Then Hitler enters and kills them all (they get better).
- Person of Interest. In "The Crossing", Simmons plays this trope for all it's worth when torturing Detective Fusco in a fortune cookie factory.
Simmons: [cracks open a cookie and throws the crumbs at Fusco] "You will be unusually successful at your career." Y'know, I don't think that one's true. [tosses the paper away and cracks open another] "A thrilling time is in your future." We're getting close now. [cracks open a third] Ah, here we go: "Tell your friends what they wanna know, or they will break you apart limb from limb." That's more like it.
- An episode of The Upright Citizens Brigade featured a skit where a group of friends were adding "... in bed" to the end of all their fortunes for poops and giggles. One guy kept drawing fortunes which sounded bad enough without the suffix; even switching cookies with one of the others at the last minute didn't help him out.
- One Gahan Wilson cartoon shows several Chinese restaurant customers departing the establishment in various states of wailing despair, with one of the restaurant's employees berating another: "We've got to lighten up on those fortunes!"
- The "Weather the Cuckoo Likes" supplement to the Over the Edge RPG revealed that the fortune cookie maker on Al Amarja provides a much wider assortment of fortunes than most, including "you will be eaten by demons." They don't have a higher rate of accuracy than normal fortune cookies...unless you're deliberately using them as a form of divination.
- In Animal Crossing: New Leaf, you can buy fortune cookies from Timmy and Tommy's shop, then give the fortune to them for a prize. Usually, it's a piece of Nintendo memorabilia, but there's a 1 in 10 chance you'll get a pessimistic-sounding fortune that will yield you a random piece of furniture, flooring, or wallpaper.
- In Brawl in the Family, Yoshi gets hit with this.
- In one IDGet strip, Kevin and Amanda dine at a Chinese restaurant, where Amanda reads the fortune in her fortune cookies says, "You will eat a fortune cookie."
Kevin: Aw, I wanted to get that one.
- In another strip, Kevin and IDGet eat caramel Hershey's Kisses, where IDGet mistakes the label strips for fortunes, and thinks that "CARAMEL CARAMEL CAR" means he will one day own a car made of double caramel; for kicks, Kevin reads his and concludes his means he will meet two people named Cara and Mel.
- Jack (David Hopkins): the seer Arloest runs a Chinese restaurant giving out accurate fortunes, ranging from "You will not be able to say 'in bed' at the end of this fortune" to "Don't take the highway home."
- T-Rex and Utahraptor have this idea in a strip of Dinosaur Comics, including phrases such as "I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE" and "YOUR BODY WILL BE OUR NEST".
- An episode of íMucha Lucha! has Buena Girl receiving a fortune donut that gives her a derogatory message completely destroying her self-esteem. The rest of the episode is Rikochet and Flea trying to get her out of her fugue. It later turns out she got the wrong one, and the one she was supposed to get went to a complete loser whose fortune she got instead.
- The Penguins of Madagascar episode "Misfortune Cookie" has Rico receiving a message telling him that he'll "meet a foul end". By "foul end" it meant "fowl end", as in "duck butt".
- The Regular Show episode "Fortune Cookie" has Rigby swapping the fortune in his fortune cookie which read "Bad luck is coming your way" with Benson's, the former becoming lucky and the latter having his streak of good luck go south, culminating in him losing his home due to unpaid bills and almost losing The Park to a warlock. In the end it turns out the bad fortune was Muscle Man's until he swapped it with Rigby's and went on to play in the video game competition that Rigby was first picked for.
- The Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi episode "Cursed" has Yumi receiving a fortune telling her that she'll have a horrible life, while Ami's tells her that her life will be even worse. Ironically Yumi's fortune has a happy face on it and Ami's has a heart.
- Pictured above, the Rocko's Modern Life short "Fortune Cookie" had Filburt (nicknaming himself "Mr. Lucky") receive a bad fortune from his cookie. This triggers a chain of bad luck he suffers throughout the rest of the short, until he gets one little spot of good luck in the wake of causing disaster for everyone else around him.
Filburt: Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
- Played as another example of confounding interest in The Simpsons episode "The Last Temptation of Homer", where Homer's fortune cookie reads "You will find happiness with a new love." To make it worse for him, he almost had gotten a cookie that would've said "Stick to your wife", because the "new love" cookies all came from the same barrel.
- An episode of Almost Naked Animals has Howie and Octo receiving fortunes that say they need to make new best friends. When they receive them again at the end of the episode, it turns out all of the ones from the restaurant had that printed to save money.
- In a Cutaway Gag on Family Guy Peter gets a fortune saying "Your wife is thinking of leaving you."
Lois: What does it say Peter?
Peter: Just something about perseverance. What does yours say?
Lois: It says I'm very creative.
closeup on Lois' fortune: "He knows. You should do it now."
- Another episode has Meg and one of her boyfriends each getting a cookie. Meg's reads "You will meet the love of your life," which gets her excited, while the boy gets one that reads "Dude. Run."
- In the second episode of Jackie Chan Adventures when the Chans are eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant and Jade reads her fortune.
- In an episode of The Emperor's New School, Kuzco becomes hooked on seeking fortune cookies for advice, so Yzma sends him one claiming that he'll turn into a sloth unless he hands his title to her by a certain time. Malina identifies the forged fortune as Yzma's because of the Is being dotted with a incredibly small Yzma face, then she later tells Kuzco that the fortune can't be true because it was daylight savings time and after the time that the fortune said he would turn into a sloth.
- In Snoopy, Come Home, Charlie Brown gets one that simply says, "Forget it, kid!"
- Back when King Features Syndicate made cartoon adaptations of some of their Newspaper Comics, there was a Beetle Bailey cartoon where some of the soldiers went to a Chinese restaurant. One of them drew a fortune that said, "Beware of beetles. They are bad luck." Bailey immediately turned into The Jinx.
- An inversion of sorts in the Star vs. the Forces of Evil episode "Fortune Cookies": Star begins relying on fortune cookies for guidance, so Toffee suggests that Ludo send a minion to replace a cookie in her bag with a cookie containing a forged fortune telling her to become an Actual Pacifist, so she'll be so distracted trying to make friends with Ludo's minions long enough for him to steal her Magic Wand. It almost works, until one of his minions that Star was giving a hug comes clean about it.