Below listed are pages with quotes taken from miscellaneous sources.
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Advertising
- Allstate Insurance
- Amazon Fire TV
- AT&T
- Billboards
- Capital One
- Coro
- Dairy Queen commercial (2011)
- Discount Tire Co.
- Jaguar 2014 Super Bowl commercial: "British Villains"
- Keep America Beautiful
- L'Oreal
- Maxi Pad commercial
- Miller Lite
- Pirelli
- Plumbing ad
- "Real Men of Genius"
- Samsung
- Sauza Tequila
- Sheraton
- Smokey Bear
- Sunny Delight
- Timex
- Yak Backwards
Audio Plays
Asian Animation
Fairy Tales
- The Brothers Grimm:
- Appeal to Inherent Nature ("The Lord's Anmals and the Devil's")
Greeting Cards
Jokes
- Armenia
- Belarus
- Chinese with Chopper Support
- Choosing Death
- Crossword Puzzle
- Do You Want to Haggle?
- Everything's Louder with Bagpipes
- Fallen-on-Hard-Times Job
- Fascists' Bed Time
- Flippant Forgiveness
- Flying Broomstick
- Funny Answering Machine
- Grindcore
- Hollywood Psych
- House Amnesia
- Hungary
- Hypochondria
- Improbable Taxonomy Skills
- Incredibly Obvious Bug
- Inflationary Dialogue
- Instant Seduction
- Insurance Fraud
- Is the Answer to This Question "Yes"?
- Is This a Joke?
- Italians Talk with Hands
- Lightbulb Joke
- Lions and Tigers and Humans... Oh, My!
- "L" Is for "Dyslexia"
- Moon-Landing Hoax
- My Defense Need Not Protect Me Forever
- Naked on Arrival
- National Stereotypes
- Nazi Grandpa
- Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
- The New Russia
- No Longer with Us
- Not Actually the Ultimate Question (a "Funniest Joke in the World" competition)
- Ohio
- Once Original, Now Common
- Outlandish Device Setting
- Pennsylvania
- Programming Language
- Real Men Take It Black
- Revolving Door Revolution
- Russian Humour
- Sea Mine
- Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism
- Slow Electricity
- Spell Our Name with a "Po"
- That Was the Reward
- The Thin Formerly Green Line
- Timmy in a Well
- Throw the Book at Them
- Walk This Way
Magazines
- Billboard Charts Magazine
- Chimera
- Empire
- LIFE
- The New Zealand Listener
- Official Nintendo Magazine
- Scientific American
- Sinclair User
- Smashing Magazine
- Vanity Fair
- Variety
- Vice
- Wired
Manhua
Manhwa
Memes
News Media
- The Atlantic
- CNN
- The Daily Record
- The Guardian
- The Morning Star
- The New York Sun
- The New York Times
- Press TV
- The Straight Dope
- The Telegraph
- The Washington Post
Notes and Correspondence
- Ransom Note
Nursery Rhymes
Official Proceedings
Pinball
Professional Wrestling
Proverbs and Sayings
- Accidental Pun
- Attack Reflector
- Beer Goggles
- Born in the Saddle
- Brawn Hilda
- Captain Crash
- Chaos While They're Not Looking
- Chocolate of Romance
- Chubby Chef
- Clothes Make the Maniac
- Cruel to Be Kind
- Cold Touch Surprise
- Corrupt Church
- Dancing Bear
- Didn't See That Coming
- The "Fun" in "Funeral"
- Go
- Good Luck Charm
- Gratuitous Latin
- Grenade Hot Potato
- Happily Failed Suicide
- Honest Advisor
- Hustling the Mark
- If You Taunt Him, You Will Be Just Like Him
- In the Back
- Jack of All Trades
- Jews Love to Argue
- Kavorka Man
- Lonely at the Top
- Lost in Translation
- The Medic
- Mismeasurement
- Peace Through Superior Firepower
- Perspective Magic
- The Power of the Sun
- Prussia
- Raised by the Community
- Roguelike
- Silly Simian
- Start X to Stop X
- Speak of the Devil
- Televisually Transmitted Disease
- Through His Stomach
- Tom Hanks Syndrome
- Too Desperate to Be Picky
- Too Good to Be True
- Vocal Minority
- Women Are Delicate
- You Can't Fight Fate
Radio
- 100.3 KSWD
- At the Mountains of Madness (Atlanta Radio Theater Company version)
- Pleasant Green Universe
- Numbers Stations (Fugue State)
- The Reduced Shakespeare Radio Show
- That Mitchell and Webb Sound
Roleplay
Rules and Guidelines
Tabletop Games & Toys
- Magic: The Gathering
- The Alliance (Coalition Victory
) - The All-Solving Hammer (Sizzle)
- Anti-Magic (Remand)
- Back Stab (Sneak Attack)
- Batman Grabs a Gun
- Blessing (Nature's Blessing)
- Blood Knight (Black Knight)
- Casting a Shadow (Strands of Night)
- Chain of Deals (Squandered Resources)
- Counter Spell (Counterspell)
- Deadly Scratch (Venom)
- Death or Glory Attack (Final Fortune)
- Defend Command (Defensive Stance)
- Disproportionate Restitution (Reparations)
- Do Not Go Gentle (Time of Heroes)
- Eating Optional (Walking Corpse)
- Evil Egg Eater (Nest Robber)
- Evil Is Deathly Cold (Icy Manipulator)
- Evil Twin (Evil Twin)
- Exotic Entree (Feast of the Unicorn)
- Fearless Undead (Dread Warlock)
- A Fête Worse than Death (Slaughterhouse Bouncer)
- Flavor Text (Double Header)
- Flipping Helpless (Colossodon Yearling)
- Freak Lab Accident (Fraction Jackson)
- Gardening-Variety Weapon (Hearthfire Hobgoblin)
- God of Thunder (Lightning Strike)
- Harmful Healing (Maggot Therapy)
- Human-to-Werewolf Footprints (Grizzled Outcasts/Krallenhorde Wantons)
- An Ice Person (Flashfreeze)
- Intangibility (Turn to Mist)
- Intelligent Forest (Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer)
- It's Probably Nothing (Bump in the Night)
- Jack the Ripoff (Thrill-Kill Assassin)
- Kill It with Fire (Sizzle)
- Magma Man (Grim Lavamancer)
- Martial Arts Staff (Silkenfist Fighter)
- Mega Maelstrom (Vortex Elemental)
- Merchant City (High Market)
- Monster Lord (Zombie Master)
- My Skull Runneth Over (Battle of Wits)
- Nature Equals Plants (Nature's Lore)
- Nuckelavee (Lone Rider/It That Rides As One)
- Personality Blood Types
- Power Nullifier (Null Rod)
- Ret-Gone (Door to Nothingness)
- Rhino Rampage (Crash of Rhinos)
- Scary Scorpions (Dakmor Scorpion)
- Shattering the Illusion (Jilt)
- Show-and-Tell Antics (Show and Tell)
- Stupidity-Inducing Attack (Mind Sculpt)
- Sturdy and Steady Turtles (Giant Tortoise)
- Superior Successor (Elder Cathar)
- Thieving Magpie (Thieving Magpie)
- Time Master (Telling Time)
- Whip Sword (Kor Duelist)
- Will-o'-the-Wisp (Misleading Motes)
- You Cannot Grasp the True Form (Nemesis of Reason)
- The Alliance (Coalition Victory
- Warhammer
- Animate Dead
- Blood Lust
- Dark Fantasy
- Feral Vampires
- Genius Slob
- Made a Slave (Warhammer Armies: Dark Elves (6th Edition))
- Mage-Hunting Monster (Warhammer Armies: Beastmen (7th Edition))
- MagnificentBastard.Tabletop Games (Warhammer Armies: Tomb Kings (6th Edition))
- Points of Light Setting (Warhammer Armies: Beastmen (7th Edition))
- Skull for a Head
- Warhammer 40,000
- Alien Fair Folk
- Always Chaotic Evil
- BadassBoast.Tabletop Games
- Big Book of War
- Bright Is Not Good
- Collective Identity
- Colonel Badass
- Combat Clairvoyance
- Death World
- Defeating the Undefeatable
- Doom Troops
- Drop Pod
- Elites Are More Glamorous
- The Emperor
- Fame Through Infamy
- Glory Seeker
- Guilt-Free Extermination War
- Hanging Judge
- Highly-Conspicuous Uniform
- Hopeless War
- The Horde
- Humanoid Aliens
- Hyperspace Is a Scary Place
- Kill Sat
- Machine Worship
- Meatgrinder Surgery
- Military Mashup Machine
- Plaguemaster
- Planet Terra
- Praetorian Guard
- Red Ones Go Faster
- Right Hand Versus Left Hand
- Slobs Versus Snobs
- Space Marine
- Super-Soldier
- Talking with Signs
- Tautological Templar
- TearJerker.Tabletop Games
- Unhappy Medium
- Wave-Motion Gun
- We Are as Mayflies
- Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay
- Anomalous Art (Tome of Corruption)
- Dirty Old Monk (Career Compendium)
- Loan Shark
- Quieting the Unquiet Dead (Old World Bestiary — A Compendium of Creatures Fair and Foul)
- Smarter Than You Look (Old World Bestiary — A Compendium of Creatures Fair and Foul)
Theme Parks
- James Bond "Licence to Thrill" Action Ride
