Well, This Is Not That Trope
Greenslade: Into this complex world of crime, of move and counter move, stepped a man of great ingenuity, daring, resource and brains.You know how when someone describes something they actually tell you about the thing itself? Well, this is not that trope. Subversion distilled to its purest essence: you directly build up the audience's expectations with an elaborate description of something, then tell them that you're actually talking about something else — often the exact opposite of everything you've just said. Closely related to Dissimile, where the simile is broken down by successively removing all the crucial elements. Most often a Comedy Trope, but can be Played for Drama if done correctly. Compare Analogy Backfire, Bait-and-Switch Comparison. Related to Bait-and-Switch Credits.
Eccles: Ain't me, folks.
Eccles: Ain't me, folks.
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Moloch: You know the kind of cancer you ultimately get better from? ...That ain't the kind I got.
- From chapter 8 of Rob Haynie's Ranma Ĺ fic, Girl Days:
The walk back was uneventful.No, sorry, that was a different walk back. THIS walk back was something other than uneventful.
Films — Animated
Films — Live-Action
- A Series of Unfortunate Events opens in a Sugar Bowl (not that one) with a sickeningly sweet musical number and an adorable dancing elf. It's cut off by the narrator.
Narrator: I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching.
- One of the trailers for the 2011 Muppets movie sets it up to look like a generic Rom Com — until the Muppets show up halfway through. The characters look as surprised as we are.
- Bookended with the final trailer, which inverts the previous joke by advertising the Muppet movie... then having the Muppets be surprised that there are humans in the movie too.
- The Lord of the Rings: "A day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day!"
- The trailer for Monty Python and the Holy Grail starts by talking about how there are some movies that change the film industry forever, like Seven Samurai and Ivan the Terrible. Then it mentions that there are also more run of the mill movies, like Herbie Rides Again and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After going on about how the movie is rather silly instead of serious fare, it then segues into a commercial for a Chinese restaurant for no particular reason.
- "If that's the kind of movie you've been searching for, to share with those you love, then you probably don't want to see (scream) 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'."
- A deleted scene from We Were Soldiers has a group of soldiers chatting about their new Sergeant Major, a mean fellow by the name of Basil Plumley. One of them used to be stationed with Plumley, and tells the others a story related to him: A brand new lieutenant orders all of his men to put all of their ribbons and medals on their uniforms, so he can see what kind of men he is leading. One of his senior NCOs comes out without having done so, and the lieutenant chews him out, without the sergeant visibly reacting. The sergeant goes back to the barracks, and comes out buck naked, save for a pair of boots, his ribbons and medals pinned directly to his chest, and a Medal of Honor. note
- Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi irritated the government of his country, and was placed under house arrest and banned from making films for twenty years. In response, he pointed a camera at his day-to-day life and made This Is Not A Film, which is most certainly not a film, just a collection of documentary sounds and images.
- The documentary Sicko starts by introducing people with large healthcare bills who didn't have insurance, then explains the movie's not about them, but rather people who did have insurance and still have such bills.
- Noted in Kingsman: The Secret Service alongside This Is Reality when Valentine shoots Harry in the head.
Valentine: This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
- Done twice in Piers Anthony's book Under A Velvet Cloak. First he describes the story of King Arthur and follows it up with "This is not that story." Then he describes the story of a girl who would be an ancestor to many Incarnations and says "This is not that story either."
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place...
This is not her story.
- Even this subversion is subverted a few books later, in So Long And Thanks For All The Fish. It opens up the same way as Hitchhiker's Guide, then says, "This is her story." Although the readers never do learn what she figured out, which was presumably the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
- There's also a sequence where Arthur asks Ford about how the universe was born, and Ford goes off on a tangent about buying a bathtub, filling it with sand, then watching all the sand drain down while filming it, and then playing the film back in reverse. Which, he adds, is nothing like how the universe was born.
- "Maybe once in a lifetime, there comes a book with such extraordinary characters, thrilling plot twists, and uncanny insight, that it comes to embody its time. Atlanta Nights is a book." ó Adam-Troy Castro
- The winner of the 2007 Lyttle Lytton Contest freeform challenge:
"Scaling Everest was, by far, the most amazing and transformative experience of my life. Unfortunately, this is a thesis on context-free grammars."
- The Adventures of Pinocchio opens with one: "Once upon a time, there was a king! No, there was a piece of wood."
- Used at the start of Stephen Leacock's short story Gertrude the Governess:
It was a wild and stormy night on the West Coast of Scotland. This, however, is immaterial to the present story, as the scene is not laid in the West of Scotland. For the matter of that the weather was just as bad on the East Coast of Ireland.
But the scene of this narrative is laid in the South of England...
- Played for Drama in the final stanza of "Casey at the Bat":
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Casey has struck out.
- In Sourcery, when Carding is bitten by the sourcerer's staff and Spelter asks him what it felt like
Carding: Have you ever been bitten by a viper?Spelter: No.Carding: In that case you'll understand exactly what it felt like.Spelter: Hmmm?Carding: It wasn't like a snake bite at all.
- The opening paragraphs of Terra says that some couples get along perfectly and are always in agreement, but the Bradburys weren't like that. It then says that there are also couples who argue, and make up, and it ultimately brings them closer together, and even when they're arguing you know they love each other beneath it. And the Bradburys aren't like that either.
- Older Than Steam: The opening of The Canterbury Tales is so well-known today that it's easy to miss its use of this trope. The first eleven lines describe the start of spring in faintly erotically-charged terms, with flowers being "engendered" and the west wind blowing with its "sweet breath" and little birds being "pricked" to "make melody" all night, before upending the reader's expectations with "Than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages."
- In Relativity, when Ravenswood is telling Melody the story about how he met Michael, he starts with a lengthy description of the accounting class he took in college. Then he reveals that the class has nothing to do with the story, as he met Michael several years later.
Live Action TV
- On Malcolm in the Middle, Lois tells Reese, "Some people have book smarts; some people have street smarts. You have neither."
- When Mike ends his deal with somebody in Breaking Bad, he says, "You know how they say 'it's been a pleasure'? It hasn't."
- Monty Python's Flying Circus:
- One of the sketches featured a narrator who would introduce various on-screen characters in detail, only to remark that they were not going to be the protagonist and move on to someone else they run into. This happens several times.
- Subversion: The "Science Fiction Sketch" begins by introducing Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample as a "perfectly ordinary couple" and promptly disregards them as being too ordinary to be of interest. Then they reappear at the sketch's climax to help resolve the plot.
- "Mount Everest. Aloof, terrifying, the highest mountain in the world. (Camera pulls away from a poster of Everest to show a travel agency's office) No, we don't fly there."
- "In 1943 a group of British Army officers, working deep inside enemy lines, carried off one of the most dangerous and heroic raids in the history of warfare. [Beat] But that's as may be. And now..." (segue to the Army Protection Racket sketch)
- "...And he's come into the studio tonight to talk about Tchaikovsky, which is a bit of a pity as this is 'Farming Club'." (Subverted in that they end up doing a sketch about Tchaikovsky anyway)
- "Mr. Bent is in our Durham studios, which is rather unfortunate as we're all down here in London."
- In the Wonder Showzen Season 1 DVD, we have this:
- In the Charmed episode "The Wedding from Hell":
Prue: Have you ever seen that television show where there's the woman who's an angel and she helps strangers every week?Allison Michaels: I love that show.
- On Roseanne: "Mark, remember all those times you screwed up? This ain't one of them!"
- In one episode of Hogan's Heroes, an American prisoner is brought to camp, and Hogan notices he's got a black thimble lens. When he looks into it, Klink asks him what he's seeing:
Hogan: You know that famous picture of George Washington crossing the Delaware?Klink: Yes, I'm familiar with it.Hogan (grinning): This ain't it.
- The Doctor (especially the 11th) does this a few times, using an analogy then saying immediately after (or after a convoluted explanation that goes nowhere) that the analogy is actually completely wrong.
- My Name Is Earl:
- Used in the pilot.
"And if you took the time to really get to know me, find out what kind of person I really am instead of just stereotyping me because of the way I look... well, you'd be wasting your time. 'Cause I'm exactly who you think I am. Hell, I'll pretty much steal anything that's not nailed down."
- Once again used in "Buried Treasure", in the last intro sequence with the librarian.
"You know the kind of girl who looks like a simple librarian, but when she pulls the pencil out of her hair it all falls down and she looks all wild and sexy? (sighs) I wish that was me."
- Used in the pilot.
- An episode of the Scottish sketch show Naked Video had a Radio Times listing that went something like "Today Tony Sopernote will be looking at the many kinds of wildlife and birds that can be found in the South East of England. Unfortunately, he's not on TV. We are. Sorry, Tony."
- In the Musical Episode of Scrubs while they're preparing a patient for a brain scan:
"Sometimes you're better off not knowing... but this isn't one of those times!"
- A Running Gag in the final episode of Blackadder II was Master of Disguise Prince Ludwig describing a friend or associate of a character in great detail, and when they said "You mean...?" replying "Yes! I was [someone else who was there at the same time]!"
- The Tenacious D song Tribute is about an encounter between Tenacious D and a Demon, who threatened to take their souls if they did not perform the Greatest Song In The World for him. After singing about it for the entire song, they reveal that the song you have been listening to sounds nothing like that song, as "this is a Tribute" to that song. note
- "It ain't me, babe" by Bob Dylan (and famously recorded by Johnny Cash):
You say youíre lookiní for someone
Never weak but always strong
To protect you and defend you
Whether you are right or wrong
Someone to open each and every door
But it ainít me, babe
No, no, no, it ainít me, babe
It ainít me youíre lookiní for. babe.
- Fred Astaire by San Cisco starts off live a typical sappy pop love song, with the singer mentioning how much he misses his girl and has been thinking of her. The rest of the song is devoted to explaining how she'd be better off with...Fred Astaire?
- Often done with the introductions on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. "People come to this theatre from far and wide to watch the greatest performers of the age. Other times, they come to see our teams..."
- Celebrating the 30th Anniversary Special:
"For a show such as this to have lasted thirty years might be thought achievement enough in itself. But to have brought joy and laughter to thousands of listeners ... might at least have been worth a try."
- "It would be a colossal waste to have Phil Jupitus on the show and not have a round that showcases his talents. Still, there you go."
- Celebrating the 30th Anniversary Special:
- The Audio Adaptation of Good Omens:
Shadwell: Ye can take the field telephone. Ye ken those wee modern smartphones?Pulsifer: Yes.Shadwell: Well, this isnae one.FX: THUMP!Pulsifer: Gosh, they knew how to build them in the eighties.
- From the beginning of The Several Journeys of Reemus
"Many moons ago in the Kingdom of Fredericus, there lived a champion dragon slayer. Beloved by the people, feared by outlaws, hated by dragons.He brought justice and peace to the land, saving villages and maidens wherever he traveled.This story is about his brother..."
- This piece of narration (and current page quote) from Roommates plays with this trope:
Somewhere, there is a place where all stories are real and all dreams are truth.
This is not that place.click for the continuation
Jareth: Do you know how some families fight and shout and curse each other, but at the end of the day they're still your family and you're with them to the end of the world because you love them and they love you? ... My family isn't like that.
- Later played straight and for drama:
- Dungeon Crawl Inc has the original author's description of the comic:
Once in a great while there comes a story that capture the imagination of all who read it. This is not that story. But we do have lots of violence and scantily clad women!
- FreakAngels kicks off with variation of this trope: "23 years ago, twelve strange children were born in England at the exact same moment. Six years ago, the world ended. This is the story of what happened next."
- The Discworld Emporium page for the Fools' Guild Stamp says: " Ankh-Morpork boasts some of the most highly regarded and illustrious guilds on the Discworld. Incidentally, it's also home the Guild of Fools and Joculators and College of Clowns."
- The Dragon Ball Abridged parody of "Bardock: The Father of Goku" begins this way:
Narrator: Long ago, on a planet long forgotten by time, a young hero was born. A righteous Saiyan warrior who would bring peace to the galaxy. This... is NOT his story...
- Computer Animation Showcase, a collection of computer-animated shorts, started one of them with this voiceover: "Every once in a great while, a movie comes along that touches everyone's lives. beat Eh, but not this one.
- Animaniacs: In "Taming Of The Screwy", some very rich investors want to meet all the employees, so Plotz has a big meet-and-greet party organized. After being introduced, and behaving very nicely, the Warner siblings are sent home by Plotz. Dr. Scratch'n'Sniff explains matters and takes them home. As they start climbing back into the water tower and Dr. Scratch'n'Sniff leaves:
Yakko: Well, I know when we're not wanted. I know when we should just -go home! (beat) Now... is not one of those times.(they climb back down)
- From the first episode of Freakazoid!:
Narrator: Only one hero can track down Cave Guy. Only one hero has the heart to fight this fiend. That hero is... On another network. Thus, we have no choice but to turn to...(zip pan to Dexter Douglas)Narrator: This fellow.
- Some schools of philosophy and theology hold that since certain concepts (such as God) are beyond human understanding, the only way one can describe them is by stating what they aren't. (e.g. "immortal", an attribute commonly given to gods, literally means "not mortal".)
- Aristotle uses this trope frequently in the Metaphysics. To introduce new concepts, he will begin with an inaccurate-but-simpler version of whatever concept he wants to discuss, and once that is understood, he moves on to more-accurate-but-harder-to-understand iterations.