''Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, we're all champions in the ring"
Back in the 1980s when Pro Wrestling was experiencing its first proper boom, an outrageous television show produced by Johnny Cafarella and David McClane came onto the scene. An all women's show featuring mad and outlandish characters, comedy skits and of course plenty of beautiful women with some actual wrestling thrown in too, GLOW
ran for four seasons and continued in various forms after it left television. The most notable alumna of the GLOW
roster is Lisa Moretti who played Tina Ferrari and who went on to become 3-time WWE Women's Champion Ivory
A documentary about the show was produced in 2012 titled GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
"Gorgeous Tropes of Wrestling":
- '80s Hair: Oh good God yes. But then, it was the 1980s.
- Acting for Two: Several girls doubled up and played different characters.
- Aloha Hawaii: The Royal Hawaiian
- All American Face: Americana. Spanish Red was heel that hated Americana but she would not tolerate desecration of the American flag, which gave her a (brief) face turn.
- As Himself: Bizarrely inverted. Each of the girls were for unknown reasons credited under false names in the show's credits, which made it very hard to track everyone down for reunion shows.
- Ax-Crazy: The Heavy Metal Sisters, armed with a chainsaw and blowtorch. Daisy and Dementia too.
- Badass Boast: Each GLOW girl would get a rap verse that would play over her entrance.
- The Beautiful Elite: Tina and Ashley, glamorous and wealthy socialites.
- Beauty Is Never Tarnished: Played with. Sometimes injuries were shown. Once Little Egypt was bitten and blood did flow - but it was on her leg and didn't detract from her physical beauty.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Susie Spirit alludes to this in her rap.
"I'm sugar and spice/But in the ring I'm not so nice"
- Berserk Button: Don't tell Spanish Red that she isn't American.
- Bifauxnen: Attache is quite manly looking but that's part of her charm.
- Big Eater: Royal Hawaiian munches two pineapples at a time before all her matches.
- Big Bad: Aunt Kitty
- Biker Babe: Hollywood and Vine.
- Boyish Short Hair: Major Tanya and Attache.
- But Not Too Black: Soul Patrol.
- The Cheerleader: Debbie Debutante, Susie Spirit and Vicki Victory.
- Charles Atlas Superpower: Mt Fiji and Matilda The Hun make good uses of this.
- Country Mouse: Sally and Amy the farmer's daughters.
- Cute Bruiser: Tammy Jones.
- Dance Battler: Little Egypt.
- Distaff Counterpart: Justice is one to Shaft.
- Drill Sergeant Nasty: Corporal Kelly and Attache.
- Everything's Better with Sparkles
- Expy: Little Egypt had one with the same rap and costume called "The Egyptian".
- Faux Action Girl: About 90% of the girls were models and actresses looking to get into show business through wrestling, and the first season had girls with only about 8 weeks worth of training competing.
- Foreign Wrestling Heel: Several - Matilda The Hun (German), Godiva (British), Palestina (Syrian), Colonel Ninotchka and Major Tanya (Russian).
- Fun with Acronyms: Melody Trouble Vixen.
- Game-Breaking Injury: Sadly a lot of the girls on the show. Most notably Susie Spirit, whose dislocated her elbow in one particularly gruesome injury.
- The Giant: Mt Fiji, Matilda The Hun and Big Bad Mama.
- Girl Posse: Aunt Kitty and her "Tigers".
- Girlish Pigtails: Tammy Jones.
- Godiva Hair: Clearly Godiva's hair was meant to evoke this but she's wearing as little as possible since she can't exactly wrestle naked on the show.
- Gratuitous Rap: The show opened with the girls in the ring rapping the show's song.
- Hair Decorations: Tammy Jones has her hair ribbons and lace.
- Hollywood Voodoo: Big Bad Mama.
- Hot Gypsy Woman: Little Egypt.
- The Ingenue: Tammy Jones though played with since she is still a wrestler.
- Jail Bait: There was such a character who was injured before she could ever appear on TV. Footage of her appeared on the 1993 Reunion PPV.
- Joisey: The Housewives.
- Leotard of Power: Not for Fanservice (ok not just for that), that was the standard garment for female wrestlers in the 80s. There were actually restrictions on how much skin could be shown at the time.
- Lovely Angels: Heavy Metal Sisters, The Housewives, Corp Kelly & Attache, the list goes on.
- The Mentor: Aunt Kitty to the Bad Girls, Jackie Stallone to the Good Girls.
- Non-Action Guy: No wrestling males were on the show.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Godiva wavers between a British cockney accent and a generic Australian one..
- Opera Gloves: Ashley Cartier favoured black ones.
- Parts Unknown:
- The Princess of Darkness was billed from there.
- Star, from "The Far Reaches of the Galaxy"
- Perky Goth: Evil perky but Chainsaw and Spike do fit.
- Pretty in Mink: Ashley and Tina's shawls.
- Power Hair: Ninotchka.
- Refugee from TV Land: Thunderbolt and Lightning were comic book heroes.
- Ricky Morton: Little Fiji, in contrast to Mountain Fiji who would have been virtually unstoppable if she was not always having to save Little Fiji from all her enemies.
- Royals Who Actually Do Something: The Royal Hawaiian
- Salt and Pepper: A tag team with a white girl and black girl, with this very name.
- Sassy Black Woman: Ebony. Soul Patrol too.
- Sexy Whatever Outfit: It turns out The Housewives are the exception to this rule. The girls playing them couldn't find a way to make them sexy and so they created the Heavy Metal Sisters instead.
- Slasher Smile: Both the Heavy Metal Sisters in their opening rap.
- Spicy Latina: Spanish Red. And if you want a loose definition of Latin, then there's Tina's rap...
"All my opponents know I'm a stud, what can I say, it's the Italian blood"
- Spiritual Successor: The show had three such successors, the first being Powerful Women of Wrestling (POWW) which was more wrestling-based, Women of Wrestling (WOW) which was a trainwreck and Wrestlicious which was a little bit of both.
- Sublime Rhyme
- Subverted Trope: Nature Boy was nothing like the other three wrestlers to use that moniker.
- True Companions: The girls on the show became these.
- Undermined By Reality: The documentary revealed a lot of behind the scenes stuff that tarnishes the show's happy-go-lucky camp factor. For example the girls had to wrestle in a boxing ring (much harder than a wrestling ring), there were fines for staying out late and the director loved to yell.
- Woman Bites Woman: Attache, to Tina Ferrari in their submission match to break Tina's figure-four leglock.