"Speaking the name of the State of New Jersey shall always get a big laugh. The Constitution cannot say exactly why."
— Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway
, The Constitution of the United States of America, Article IV, Section 5
In the media, New Jersey
is often portrayed one of three ways:
- An overgrown Little Italy. Everybody seems to know somebody who knows somebody who is "connected", be they a mechanic in Hoboken or a soccer mom in Parsippany. The politicians rival Third World dictators in brazen corruption. All the white people are Italian (and as of the 2010s they'll be white in name only, as they'll be slathered in fake-tan body paint), and they all know what the hottest clubs are. The men have blowouts, dress in either Armani Exchange clothing or muscle shirts, do vast quantities of steroids, drive '80s IROC-Z Camaros or entry-level BMWs, and are insanely misogynistic and homophobic. The women, known as "Jersey Girls," are all Hard Drinking Party Girls, still have '80s Hair decades after it went out of style, wear ten pounds of makeup, and are always dressed like they're headed to the club. The only radio station is WKTU, and they are always playing Lady Gaga or Cascada remixes. If a techno-sounding beat starts playing, the natural response is to start pumping one's fist in the air. And everyone speaks with an obnoxious, nasally, highly Flanderized Italian-American/New York accent.
- The Armpit of America, where people's hopes and dreams go to die. Suburbs, malls and smokestacks dominate the landscape, most of the kids are either vapid Alpha Bitches, Jerk Jocks or guidoes (see above), and the adults aren't much better. The cops are inept and more concerned with DWB (Driving While Black) than with the dude beating his wife just down the street. Our heroes are forced to have "fun" by loitering in convenience stores or malls, going to Action Park, and moping around to either a hip indie/emo soundtrack or '80s power ballads (preferably Bon Jovi or The Boss). The highways are jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive. You can only wonder why 8.7 million people choose to make New Jersey the most densely-populated state in the nation. This is arguably the most popular portrayal of New Jersey in the media, and will be played either for laughs or dead seriously.
- A Weirdness Magnet, with UFOs, monsters, ghosts, and The Jersey Devil waiting around every corner, and with the gateway to Hell sitting in the sewers of Clifton. Parts of it may be an out-of-New England branch of Lovecraft Country, only more likely to be Played for Laughs and/or snark (because hey, it's Jersey).
There is also an additional quasi-trope, which might involve any of these flavors or none of them, particularly prominent among media written by New Yorkers: the Shore as a setting, typically as a destination for white out-of-state tourists with money (and usually more of that than sense). A beach house may pop up.
Not to be confused with Funetik Aksent
Q: How is New Jersey like the Vatican?
For information on the various regions, cities and locales of the state of New Jersey, as well as a long list of famous New Jerseyans, check out our handy Useful Notes page
Not to be confused with that other Jersey
, after which this one was named.
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- A billboard advertising Dove deodorant sparked controversy in the state due to it saying "Dear New Jersey, when people call you 'The Armpit of America,' take it as a compliment." The intent was to say that armpits can be nice, even beautiful, instead of smelly (given that it's advertising deodorant and all), but it backfired badly, and the ad was pulled. (Fun fact: Unilever, the company that owns Dove, is based in New Jersey — Englewood Cliffs, specifically.)
Anime & Manga
- Shangri-La, the hometown of most of Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ's main characters, is a lot like the stereotypical image of Jersey... if it were a 60 km-long cylinder floating around in space. Unsurprisingly, it's mostly used as a space garbage dump.
- Part of the Intoccabile Arc of Noir, of all series, takes place in the Skylands.
Films — Animation
Films — Live-Action
- In the movie version of The Odd Couple, one of the poker players lights up a big cigar, leading another to say "Hey, do me a favor, smoke towards New Jersey!"
- New Jersey features in every film of Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, often as the main setting. Smith himself is from Highlands.
- In Superman: The Movie, Lex Luthor's master plan involves two nuclear missiles, one aimed at the San Andreas Fault in California, and the other aimed at Hackensack, New Jersey. It's implied that the latter target was chosen because he doesn't like his girlfriend's mother who lives there.
- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. Starts (and ends) in Hoboken, and goes through Newark, New Brunswick, Princeton, Cherry Hill, and miles of the New Jersey Turnpike.
- Which makes their journey all the more interesting as there are fifteen different White Castles within ten minutes of driving.
- Artie Lange's Beer League. Became a running joke on The Howard Stern Show (which Lange is one of the hosts of) due to its poor production values.
- Garden State, obviously.
- In Dude, Where's My Car? the good Aliens threaten to banish the bad Aliens to none other than Hoboken, NJ.
- The first half hour of The Remake of The War of the Worlds had New Jersey (specifically Bayonne) getting blown up. The film crew actually did blow up a small park in Bayonne as part of the movie (the crew rebuilt it afterwards).
- For that matter, the infamous 1938 radio show was also set largely in New Jersey.
- The New Jersey Turnpike makes notable appearances in Being John Malkovich and Men In Black.
- Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, in which, if nothing else, the hip indie kids have the initiative to go into New York City. Hilarity Ensues.
- Paul Blart: Mall Cop, though it suffers from some Boston Doubling (to be more precise, the well-loved South Shore Plaza in nearby Braintree).
- At one point in Zoolander, Derek goes to work with his family in the coal mines of South Jersey. The real South Jersey is a vast coastal plain, hardly the place where one would find coal mines... but of course, this is supposed to be a joke.
- Especially since the scene was actually filmed in an old mine (now a tourist trap) in the Highlands.
- This is the state Gracie represents while undercover in Miss Congeniality. We never actually get to see the state outside of one deleted scene, but Gracie can't resist going for the easy target when her training starts to wear on her nerves.
Victor: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State?"
Gracie: Because it's too hard to fit "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" on a license plate?
- The Wrestler. There the state is depicted as a feckless purgatory of trailer parks, run-down local shops, monotonous public housing, and abandoned amusement parks (no, not that kind).
- Hellboy's Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense is located in New Jersey, where it's disguised as a waste treatment plant.
- In The Long Kiss Goodnight, Geena Davis' character, a CIA agent, lives in New Jersey, and has to get out. She complains that she
gave birth to a child got herself out of Beirut, so getting out of New Jersey shouldn't be too hard. Samuel L. Jackson's character disagrees, saying many have tried and failed, including the state's entire population.
- Camp Crystal Lake, the setting of the bulk of the Friday the 13th series, is in New Jersey (most likely the Skylands — there's even a Voorhees State Park).
- The original was filmed in Hope and Blairstown, both in the Skylands.
- Most Troma movies, particularly The Toxic Avenger.
- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen spends a fair chunk of the movie in Princeton. (Although the university is left unnamed, it's pretty obvious that Sam's not going to Westminster Choir College.)
- The slasher film The Prowler takes place in Avalon Bay, New Jersey.
- The Professional (aka Leon) fails Jersey geography spectacularly in its final moments: Mathilda is at the Spenser School, which is (according to an overheard conversation) supposed to be in Wildwood, New Jersey. However, the final moments of the film show that it overlooks the Hudson River and Manhattan. Wildwood is in fact an oceanfront community near the tip of Cape May, over 150 miles away from New York City. (The scene was actually filmed at Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken.)
- Live Free or Die Hard opens up with John McClane keeping an eye on his daughter's dorm at Rutgers.
- The events of Alone in the Dark (1982) happen in New Jersey, as evident from main character's addresss that the bad guys manage to dig up.
- Daniel and his mom from The Karate Kid were originally from New Jersey.
- Michael Myers' hometown of Haddonfield, Illinois in the Halloween series was named after producer Debra Hill's hometown of Haddonfield, New Jersey... which shares a freeway exit◊ with the nearby town of Voorhees.
- Saturday Night Fever is largely set in New Jersey.
- In Eddie and the Cruisers and its sequel, Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!, Joisey-accented Eddie Wilson is proud of his home state, warts and all. In fact it seems like the warts are what he likes about it. From a conversation about his inexplicable homesickness while on tour in the sequel:
Eddie: Baby, there's nowhere else in the world like the Garden State! You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps... different colored rivers... automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It's the best place to live.
Diane: Uh huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?
- In Captain America: The First Avenger, Steve uses Paramus as a fake hometown during one of his failed attempts to enlist in the army. After Bucky chastises him for illegally lying on his enlistment form, he adds "And seriously, Jersey?".
- Don Jon portrays a very stereotypical Italian-style family with heavy accent.
- The two protagonists of The Wizard, the Witch, and Two Girls from Jersey, as one can easily guess by the title.
- F. Paul Wilson's short story "The Barrens" sees the Pine Barrens as an annex of Lovecraft Country.
- Stephanie Plum cheerily bills herself as a Jersey girl, and yes, among her relatives, friends, and colleagues, a lot of New Jersey stereotypes get covered.
- Daniel Pinkwater's books tend to be set in New Jersey.
- Several Philip Roth novels, including American Pastoral and Portnoy's Complaint, are set in Newark, New Jersey.
- Jean Shepherd wrote many short stories about Joisey. Many of them satirizing pop art — such as the large ship sailing against traffic on Route 22, Lucy, the giant elephant hotel room in Margate, and them concrete Mexicans and flamingos on people's lawns.
- Irene Adler, one of the few people (and the only woman) to have ever outwitted Sherlock Holmes, was from New Jersey.
- The Areas of My Expertise describes this as "The Too-Easy-To-Mock State". State motto: We Are Defensive About Our Faults.
- The Apocalypse Door, an urban fantasy/thriller novel featuring secret agents battling the forces of Hell, opens in Newark:
Newark, New Jersey, isn't the city of Dis, but it could play the part on TV without spending a lot of time in rehearsals.
Live Action TV
- Voltaire's song "Bomb New Jersey" (the other Voltaire). However, there are enough in-jokes that only people from New Jersey would get that it's hard to be offended.
- Voltaire grew up in New Jersey (and hated it), and mentions it in more then one of his songs. For example: "Hell in a Handbasket".
I'm goin to Hell, (he's going to hell) in a handbasket. (in a handbasket)
And I might like it that way.
No this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
Than live and kicking in Jersey any day
- Bruce Springsteen is from New Jersey, and several of his songs are love letters to his home state. Several others are about how much the state sucks (see: "Born to Run"). He also contributed the Ending Theme for the above-mentioned The Wrestler.
- Less Than Jake's song, "Never Going Back to New Jersey"
- John Gorka has a song called "I'm from New Jersey," which is a pretty accurate impression of residents' reactions to New Jersey jokes. Can be seen here.
- The Bloodhound Gang's "Ten Best Things About New Jersey", which is around 10 seconds of silence.
- The band Fountains of Wayne got its name from a lawn-decoration store in Wayne by that name, which closed in 2009.
- They sing about Jersey a lot, too — "Hackensack", for instance.
- The rock band My Chemical Romance is from Newark. And even then, three of them are from Belleville and one is from Kearny.
- Dean Friedman's 1977 song "Ariel" is about a Jersey boy who meets a spacey Jewish girl in Paramus Park and falls in love with her.
- The Bouncing Souls are from Jersey, and reference the state (especially Asbury Park) a lot in their songs.
- "My Ancestral Homeland, New Jersey" by The World/Inferno Friendship Society. Their first album, "The True Story of the Bridgewater Astral League," also takes place there.
- "Weird Al" Yankovic has a song called "I'll Sue Ya", which states, "I sued Delta Airlines / 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey / I went there, and it SUCKED!"
- Bon Jovi's fourth studio album was named New Jersey, and most of the band hails from the state.
- The Gaslight Anthem, a Springsteen-esque punk band, are from and sing about New Jersey. They've even appeared on stage with The Boss
- Titus Andronicus, an indie-punk band, are from and sing about New Jersey
- Tom Waits' song "Jersey Girl" from Heartattack And Vine
- "You Can't Get There From Here In Jersey" by Jason Didner, a commentary on Jersey's hard-to-navigate highways (made even harder by the other motorists).
And I can kiss the exit lane goodbye
They'd sooner crash than let you by
- Streetlight Manifesto (along with their previous incarnation/sister band Catch 22) started out in New Jersey, and their music contains lots of references to poverty, gun violence, drug use and other unsavory elements of Jersey life. Particularly prevalent on the album Keasbey Nights, which is named after the community where frontman Tomas Kalnoky grew up.
- The Fusco Brothers, which takes place in Newark, combines types 2 and 3. As the page quote indicates, the very name of the state is treated as a joke.
- Among the things Chris Candido and his nemesis Balls Mahoney have in common is their unapologetic pride for Joisey, both even using the New Jersey Jam leg drop.
- "The Full Breasted Italians" Angel Orsini and Salvatore Sincere (yes he's a guy with no boobs) billed from New Brunswick, NJ.
- Gomi-man, a mobile pile of toxic trash from Jersey City New Jersey who commits acts of vandalism in Kaiju Big Battel.
- In Ohio Valley Wrestling there was the Jersey Shore Crew, Danny Inferno, Nova and Trudi DeNucci and Aaron "The Idol" Stevens.
- TNA, in a transparent effort to cash in on Jersey Shore's popularity(the tv show, not the stable which was long dead at the time), briefly had the gimmick "Shore", featuring expies of the Situation and Snooki who feuded with the real J-WOWW.
- When he happened to be on a Monday Night Raw taking place in New Jersey, Vladimir Kozlov called it "a state devoid of class or integrity" and "the single most depressing place on Earth".
- Comedian Artie Lange on The Howard Stern Show. When on the show and in his comedy act, he'll sometimes exaggerate his Joisey characteristics to the point of becoming the epitome of a stereotypical Hudson County resident.
- Humorist Jean Shepherd broadcast nightly from WOR, and would often talk about New Jersey, coining the phrase 'Slob Art' for concrete Mexicans, and other such, and particularly applying it to Rt. 22 in northern NJ, pointing to the big ship sailing along in the median.
- And Lucy the Margate elephant.
- The infamous Orson Welles broadcast of "War of the Worlds".
Stand Up Comedy
- On his album What Am I Doing In New Jersey?, George Carlin proposes retitling New Jersey from "The Garden State" ("Ha-ha, sure... if you're growing smokestacks, yes") to "The Toll Booth State".
- Dom Irrera got mileage out of the fact New Jersey wanted to use Born to Run as the state's official song, apparently without having heard the lyrics.
- This bit from 1776:
Wake up, Franklin, you're going to New Brunswick.
[Franklin leaps to his feet and marches out behind Adams.]
- The reference is to a camp of the Continental Army located at New Brunswick, New Jersey at the time, where whoring and drinking were rampant and discipline was nearly dead. One poor innocent delegate gets a truckload of jokes poured on him and his family when he says, confused, "That can't be, I have an aunt who lives in New Brunswick!" Of course, by the time 1776 came out in 1969, Rutgers University in New Brunswick had a strong reputation as a "party school", meaning that the joke still worked for modern audiences.
- And of course, the running joke about the delegation from New Jersey not being present.
John Hancock: New Jersey. Where the hell is New Jersey?
John Dickinson: Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania.
- Which leads to the most love New Jersey has even been shown on screen: When the New Jersey delegates enter just in time to tie the vote for independence, prompting John Adams and co. to run to embrace them.
- In One Touch of Venus, the characters, being New Yorkers, sing a number called "Way Out West In New Jersey," whose premise is that the territory beyond the Hudson River might as well be The Wild West.
- The obscure, but hilarious Once Upon A Time In New Jersey. It's exactly what it sounds like.
- The jukebox musical Jersey Boys about the singing group, Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons, though most of the bashing focuses on Newark and not New Jersey as a whole.
- The Toxic Avenger Musical is particularly gleeful in its bashing of New Jersey. The villain song is called "Jersey Girl", and it describes the mayor of Tromaville to be evil and slutty. Then there's the opening song that establishes the setting.
There's a place between heaven and hell/Don't need a map, just follow the smell/a place full of filthy air/a place filled with dark despair/a place you have no prayer/a place called New Jersey
- The island of Alderney in Grand Theft Auto IV is based on New Jersey (in real life, Alderney is one of the other Channel Islands). Geographically, it replaces the actual New York City island of Staten Island, which is an improvement on the geography of the city.
- New Jersey is the first level of Tony Hawk's Underground, where it is depicted as a run-down, polluted suburb.
- Super Hero League Of Hoboken takes in place in the tri-state area, with the titular superheroes being based in, well, Hoboken. It's not much better even with superheroes.
- In the post-apocalyptic tri-state area, so the rampant crime, mutation and pollution has more explanations than just 'it's New Jersey'.
- The Cellphone game Tank Battles in Suburbia has eleven levels set across New Jersey suburbs like Montclair, Glen Ridge and Raritan, with the final level being on the Turnpike.
- The increased amount of Real Is Brown, grungy textures and film grain in Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse as opposed to its earlier two seasons is Hand Waved in-story as being due to the New York local government "importing grime from New Jersey".
- In Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Pvt. Sweetwater says it "smells like Jersey" when your squad goes into a drainage ditch.
- Obsidian Entertainment's "Project New Jersey"note , which was ultimately canceled.
- Several levels in the final stage of Need for Speed: The Run take place in New Jersey, and they play the Type 2 stereotype to the hilt. No prizes for guessing that said tracks mainly comprise industrial parks, highways and landfills, or that the one area of Jersey covered in greenery also happens to be within sight of New York. And in Challenge Mode, there's even a race called "The Situation".
- Two levels in Max Payne 3 take place in New Jersey. Later, during Max's flashback to Panama, he jokingly compares the boat he's on to Jersey, what with all the tanned people with plastic surgery listening to dance music and doing drugs.
- The Unova region in Pokémon Black and White is partially based on New Jersey. Pokémon Black 2 and White 2's new areas expand into New Jersey, including the new starting city.
- According to Instrucion Manual, Gabriel Logan was born in Camden, New Jersey.
- According to Faye of Questionable Content New Jersey is where Wonder Bread is mined. Yes, mined.
- In Goats, one character has a regular poker game in Jersey with his buddy Satan/Stan… his house is right off the Turnpike exit for Hell itself
- Megas XLR: The New Jersey Fireball is a regular occurrence on the show. The show is set in Jersey City, although the creators seemed to know nothing about the location (culturally, Jersey City and indeed all of Hudson County are quite different from the suburbs and the Shore that most outsiders are familiar with). The suburbs and Shore tend to conform more to the Jersey stereotypes outsiders are familiar with. But Jersey City, on the other hand, most definitely does not.
- American Dragon Jake Long had the Jersey Devil.
- The inexplicable 80s cartoon Dinosaucers features an odd episode revolving around football where the titular characters assume a football jersey and New Jersey are one and the same thing... and thus during the game wear "new jerseys" featuring the state's outline on the front rather than regulation numbers.
- Futurama, taking place in (essentially) New York City, takes jabs at New Jersey on a regular basis:
- Fry and the gang are touring a beautiful apartment, after looking at several dumps earlier in the episode.
Fry: Well, I give up, what's the catch?
Landlord: Oh, no catch... although we are technically in New Jersey.
Fry (back home): Not one place even remotely livable.
Leela: Who would've thought that Hell actually existed? And that it would be in New Jersey?
- Seems to be a frequent target of Futurama. In "A Big Piece of Garbage" the Planet Express crew watch a documentary about what New York did with its gigantic piles of garbage.
Narrator: The landfills were full. New Jersey was full.
- And they continue to mock it since it was Uncanceled.
Leela: (hugs Fry and smells him in the process) What have you been doing, rolling around in New Jersey?
Fry: Well, actually...
- In "All The President's Heads", it is revealed that back in 1776 the Continental Congress voted to make New Jersey the official joke state.
- In "Stench and Stenchibility" Zoidberg gets a girlfriend who can stand to be around him due to the fact that she has no sense of smell. On their date they go to Limburger King, a discount petting zoo filled with pigs and skunks and then take a walk past scenic New Jersey.
- An episode of South Park has Randy and the boys going up against the Jersey people. Every person from New Jersey is incredibly loud and arrogant and "all they do is have sex and fight each other". It's a Jersey thing. It gets so bad they have to get help from Al Qaeda.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, specifically South Jersey.
- An episode of Extreme Ghostbusters had the team going to New Jersey to fight the Jersey Devil. It's as awesome as it sounds.
- Referenced several times in the 2003 TMNT series — which makes sense, given that most of the protagonists are life-long New Yorkers. One particular jab involved Casey Jones' description of a world were global warming had caused humans to evolve into mole-people to survive the scorching heat. Jersey, apparently, was the first to go. Also, in the first episode the Turtles are stuck above ground and trying to find a manhole with which they can head back underground without anyone seeing them. The first one they come across gets parked on by an armored truck; leading Raphael to kick it in rage.
Leonardo: Way to be stealthy, Raph!
Michelangelo: Yeah, I don't think they heard you over in Joisey.
- The 1987 series had characters making references and similes to New Jersey.
- Bugs Bunny: "Hoboken? Ooooooh, I'm dyin' again!"
- According to Robot Chicken, Care-A-Lot is turned into New Jersey as a result of the Care Bears provoking the Great Cloudkeeper's wrath when they begin an ethnic cleansing of the Care Bear Cousins.
John Corzine: Hello. I'm New Jersey governor John Corzine. I hope you've enjoyed this reenactment of our state's proud history. [eats some rainbow] The Garden State: Come get in on some of this rainbow!
- Batman: The Animated Series: Harley Quinn has a New Jersey accent, which mixes with the implications of Gotham City in relation to New Jersey.
- Squirt, the street smart chihuahua in The Hub's Pound Puppies has a Jersey accent and, in an episode, even mentions he's from Hoboken.
- In The Simpsons, they do a parody of Jersey Shore when Fat Tony invites them to his mansion after Selma snubbed Marge at their wedding.
- In another episode, Marge and Homer are supposed to go to Dayton, Ohio for an elderly relative's birthday, but decide to take a last-minute romantic getaway to Miami... then wind up in Atlantic City when they find they're being tailed by Bart and Lisa. Homer and Marge are making out in a glass elevator, and Marge expresses (mock) concern about other people seeing them.
Homer: "What, they've never seen a fat guy making out? It's on the freakin' state flag!" (Cue a shot of a flag featuring a fat man kissing an attractive woman.)
- Avengers Assemble: When Iron Man finds out about Molecule Man's reality-warping wand, Tony starts talking about the wonderful things he could do once he figures out how it works. One of them is "Transmute Jersey into...what's the opposite of Jersey?"
- The magazine Weird NJ has undoubtedly contributed to New Jersey's reputation as a Weirdness Magnet. Teenagers will often go on tours of the state using the magazine as their guide. Has been spun off into two books, as well as books covering other states.
- Atlantic City has the distinction of being the original setting for the board game Monopoly. While other variations (read: licensed editions) of the game are abound, official Tournament Play uses the AC-based version, a fact that many Shore residents are proud (and defensive) of.
- Most media about The American Revolution will reference New Jersey in some capacity. The state played a pivotal role in the war, being the host of some of its most famous battles. George Washington's crossing of the Delaware River, immortalized by the famous painting, was the beginning of his attack on Trenton, and he made his winter camp at Morristown twice in the war.
- New York and Philadelphia (two of the three largest cities in the colonies at the time, with Patriot hotbed Boston the other) are literally next to it, and control of New Jersey meant quick access to both.
- An Iranian journalist who was imprisoned following the 2009 election riots said that his jailer/interrogator was obsessed with New Jersey, which he saw as some sort of capitalist American paradise and was intensely jealous that the journalist had been there. Neither the journalist nor Jon Stewart could figure out the cause of that.
- Be Nice To New Jersey Week was July 4-10, 2010.
- Why did New York get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste? New Jersey got first pick. (Sometimes Washington, DC is substituted for New York in this joke; the point is the same.)
- "I told my boyfriend, 'Arnie, ya gotta kiss me where it smells'....so he drove me to Wapping." — Bette Midler
- Speaking to almost any Pennsylvanian about New Jersey will almost inevitably result in them stating that New Jersey should be blown up. Why, you ask? Because New Jersey is the armpit of the country and Pennsylvania needs a beach. What lovely neighbors...
- It does not help that immediately across the river from Philidelphia is Camden, a Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy.
- Nor does it help that on the other side of that very same river is Philadelphia.
- The vast majority of bridges leading out of New Jersey (either east across the Hudson to New York or west across the Delaware to Pennsylvania) are tolled (those that aren't are small ones that trucks wouldn't be able to use). Moreover, all tolls are collected one-way leaving New Jersey (in order to avoid perpetual traffic congestion in New York or Philadelphia). In other words, it's free to enter New Jersey but you have to pay to leave it (and it ain't cheap — all six crossings of the Hudsonnote costs $13).
- Unlike, say, the Brooklyn Bridge with its raised promenade, the Manhattan-NJ tunnels are not pedestrian-friendly. One does not simply walk into Jersey.
- This is not the case near Philadelphia. The Ben Franklin Bridge has not one, but TWO walkways on each side of the bridge that you can walk from Philly into Jersey. That said, the walkways lead into Camden, the aforementioned Wretched Hive. You are advised to use the southern walkway if you care to save your life—the south side of the bridge leads to the actually pretty much OK area around the Camden campus of Rutgers University; some professors and students actually commute by taking the half-hour walk. However, "north of the bridge" is the proverbial worst part of Camden, with a violent-crime rate high enough to deter college students from walking there to buy cheap booze.
- The Holland Tunnel is particularly cruel: it's labeled as an Interstate, but it's an at-grade road with driveways and stoplights.note Which leads us to....
- An old cartoon in The New Yorker shows a religious pilgrim walking through a dark tunnel with a glum look on his face. The caption explains that he has just learned that "the light at the end of the tunnel" is New Jersey.
- Why do so many people move from New Jersey to Vermont? They were in the northbound lane, had to go that far out of their way to make a U-turn and figured they might as well stay... (this might be as much a commentary about New York roads as anything else)
- In late 2011 a New Jersey resident created a demographic map of the state (currently at the top of this page). Thanks to Facebook and Twitter it immediately went viral and made the local papers. A couple of politicians were unhappy with the portrayal, but the vast majority of residents found it to be hilarious and pretty much dead-on, as seen here