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- Azumanga Daioh, after a third character posits that the existence of reindeer supports the existence of Santa Claus:
- GA Geijutsuka Art Design Class, when the upcoming class is doing sketches in charcoal:
Nodamiki: And you need mayonnaise too!!
Nodamiki: So I can put it on the crusts... and eat them!note
Tomokane: [holding up peanut butter] You don't use mayonnaise for the crusts!!
Kisaragi: Tomokane-san, that's not what you should be arguing about!!
- In Tea With the Black Dragon by R. A. MacAvoy, during Martha's first conversation with Mayland Long, he tells her a version of the tale of Thomas the Rhymer, which continues past the usual ending point to talk about Thomas' son. When he finishes, she remarks that he tells it with such authority she could almost believe he'd had it from Thomas in person.
"From the Rhymer?" He leaned forward and lifted his eyebrows in mock wonderment. "How could that be? ... I have the story from the boy, of course. The Rhymer's son.
"Beautiful boy," he added, after a moment. "Resembled his mother."
- In So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, Arthur can't resist making the obvious The Importance of Being Earnest reference when he learns Fenchurch's name: was she found in a handbag in Fenchurch Street Station?
Fenchurch: And the answer is no.
Fenchurch: I was conceived there.
- In Rivers of London, Peter tells Toby the dog that Nightingale would probably turn him into mittens. Nightingale objects, a shorthair would make terrible mittens, but might make a nice hat.
- In Jingo, Colon confuses "hieroglyphs" for a type of mollusc, and when Nobby asks "so if we go any deeper, they'll be loweroglyphs" Colon tells him not to be ridiculous, because everyone knows you don't get loweroglyphs in these waters.
Live Action TV
- Full House:
Jesse: [coming into the kitchen and seeing Danny scrubbing suds between his hands] Joey, it's finally happened — he's cleaning liquid soap.
Danny: Don't be silly. I am just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there is no shame in therapy...
[Walter is examining a body, mentions talons]
Peter: We're looking for Big Bird.
Walter: Don't be ridiculous. Perhaps a Pterodactyl...
- Doctor Who
- "The Stolen Earth":
Donna: Are you saying bees are aliens?
The Doctor: Don't be so daft. Not all of them.
- "Day of the Moon":
River: Apollo 11's your secret weapon?
The Doctor: No, no, it's not Apollo 11. That would be silly. It's Neil Armstrong's foot.
- "The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe":
Lily: I don't understand. Is this place real? Or is it fairyland?
The Doctor: Fairyland? Oh grow up, Lily! Fairyland looks completely different.
- "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship":
Brian: Are you saying dinosaurs are flying a spaceship?
The Doctor: Brian, please! That would be ridiculous. They're probably just passengers.
- "The Name of the Doctor":
Clara: So, how do we get down there? Jump?
The Doctor: Don't be silly. We fall.
- "The Pilot":
[after entering the TARDIS at night and exiting it somewhere else in broad daylight]
Bill: Oh my God, have we traveled in time?
The Doctor: No, of course not. We've traveled to Australia.
- "The Stolen Earth":
- Shake It Up: (paraphrased)
Son: Dad, do you know Batman? 'Cuz I've been trying to contact him all day. [shows flashlight converted into a Batsignal]
Dad: That's ridiculous. You know as well as I do that Batman lives in Gotham City!
- Monty Python's Flying Circus:
Jenkins: How about "one potato, two potato"?
- In "Ypres 1914," the Major tries to come up with who should sacrifice himself before a charge up the line as there are five men and only rations enough for four:
Major: Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think "fisties" would be best.
First Man: Come on, Parky.
- Two accountants make a bet with each other as to which clerk will fall past their office window next:
Second Man: Don't do it, Parky.
First Man: Come on, Parky. Jump, Parky. Jump.
Second Man:Come on now, be sensible, Parky.
(Cut to letter) Voiceover: Dear sir, I wish to complain about that last sketch about people falling out of tall buildings. I myself have worked in a tall building all my life and have never once—-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (cut to man falling to the ground)
- An old Peanuts comic had Linus trying to throw rocks at the stars. Lucy eventually stops him, admonishing him with "You blockhead! What if you had hit one?!"
- The Goon Show - in "The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler", Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister discuss shooting elephants (out of season, no less) in Sussex. The announcer then adds this:
Wallace Greenslade: Listeners who are listening will, of course, realise that Minnie and Henry are talking rubbish; as erudite people will realise, there are no elephants in Sussex. They're only found in Kent...
"Where are we going to find a shrubbery?"
"Well, maybe we can build one? Out of cats."
"Don't be ridiculous. Where are we going to find cats?"
- In Dragon Age: Origins – Awakening, Oghren tells the Warden that he's heard about schleets, monsters that disguise themselves as a seemingly ordinary pair of pants, then gouge out a victim's eyes. The Warden can egg him on by claiming schleets then lay eggs in the victim's eye sockets, to which he retorts "What kind of moron do you think I am? Schleets don't lay eggs!"
- Darths & Droids, when the characters are surrounded by enemy ships:
Qui-Gon: I've got an idea!
Obi-Wan: It's not Summon Bigger Fish, is it?
Qui-Gon: Don't be stupid! That would only take one or two hits, at most. Tell them we're bringing up a load of the Queen's laundry.
Obi-Wan: That's your reason for not letting him do it?
- Later on, on several occasions, Jim (who plays Qui-Gon) would suggest Summon Bigger Fish as a solution to the various problems they were facing. The DM would always have an objection ("You're not Qui-Gon anymore," Luke doesn't know that power," "You're in space," etc.), but Summon Bigger Fish isn't an actual Jedi power in the first place. Ben always responds:
- In The Order of the Stick, Roy has suggested that Elan sleep, but Elan is too worried to sleep. So...
Roy: Then go play quietly with your puppet or something!
Elan: Don't be ridiculous, Roy! You know Banjo is even more worried than I am.
- In a Rooster Teeth Short when they find that their new intern is a puppet.
Joel Is that a Muppet?
Burnie: Don't be silly, Muppets are trademark.
- Homestar Runner:
- In the Halloween cartoon "Happy Hallow-Day", Strong Sad accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween Night. The King of Town protests "You amateurs, you don't know what you're talking about. I'm on a diet! It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year!"
- In the cartoon "Cool Things", the following exchange occurs when Homestar spots Strong Sad through a pair of Cool Shades covered in wet yellow paint.
Homestar: Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness!
Strong Sad:' What? I'm Strong Sad. Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after the fifth grade.
- Alice in Wonderland, when the Mad Hatter is "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch:
March Hare: Mustard?
Mad Hatter: Mustard, yes... Mustard?! Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's more like it.
- Dexter's Laboratory had this in the Charlie and the Chocolate Parody "Golden Diskette", when Professor Hawk (a Stephen Hawking clone who's just a human head on a mechanical bird body) makes his big entrance.
Boy: It's a bird!
Girl: It's a plane!
Man: Don't be silly. It's just a man's head on a robot body.
- Squidbillies: Something has wrecked the Cuyler house.
Rusty: I think Godzilly came over here and tipped our house up off the ground!
Early: Son... Son, now come on. That's impossible. Ol' Godziller he lives over 'ere in Ja-pan. An' that's a long-ass commute just fer a beatdown.
- In one episode of Codename: Kids Next Door, the episode ends just as Numbuh Five tells the other kids where babies come from. The Stinger shows the other kids reacting with disgust... except Numbuh One, who protests "Babies don't come from Detroit, they come from Philadelphia!"
- From the Darkwing Duck episode "Twin Beaks" when Launchpad (trying to get in touch with his aura) makes a detour in a cow pen.
Lanchpad: Okay, Twin Beaks is a quarter mile up the road, we should take a left at the second light and stop in at "Trudy's Diner". She makes a great pie and a darn good coffee.
Darkwing: Ooh, did the nice cow tell you all that?
Launchpad: Don't be silly, DW; this log gave me the directions. The cow just warned us not to order the coffee.
- Tennessee Tuxedo frequently says "Don't be ridiculous" when Chumley says something obtuse. Tennessee's ensuing thought would make as much if not less sense.