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31st Jan '17 9:22:33 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''ShakeItUp'': (paraphrased)

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* ''ShakeItUp'': ''Series/ShakeItUp'': (paraphrased)



* ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':

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* ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'': ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
24th Jan '17 6:38:23 AM Ccook1956
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'''Major:''' Don't be childish, Jenkins. now, I think "fisties" would be best.

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'''Major:''' Don't be childish, Jenkins. now, No, I think "fisties" would be best.
24th Jan '17 6:37:38 AM Ccook1956
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'''Major:''' Don't be childish, Jenkins.

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'''Major:''' Don't be childish, Jenkins. now, I think "fisties" would be best.



'''Second Man:'''Come on now, be sensible, Parky.

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'''Second Man:'''Come on now, be sensible, Parky.\\
(''Cut to letter'') '''Voiceover:''' Dear sir, I wish to complain about that last sketch about people falling out of tall buildings. I myself have worked in a tall building all my life and have never once---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (''cut to man falling to the ground'')



* Tennessee Tuxedo frequently says "Don't be ridiculous" when Chumley says something obtuse.

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* Tennessee Tuxedo frequently says "Don't be ridiculous" when Chumley says something obtuse. Tennessee's ensuing thought would make as much if not less sense.
24th Jan '17 6:34:31 AM Ccook1956
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* ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
** In "Ypres 1914," the Major tries to come up with who should sacrifice himself before a charge up the line as there are five men and only rations enough for four:
-->'''Jenkins:''' How about "one potato, two potato"?\\
'''Major:''' Don't be childish, Jenkins.
** Two accountants make a bet with each other as to which clerk will fall past their office window next:
-->'''First Man:''' Come on, Parky.\\
'''Second Man:''' Don't do it, Parky.\\
'''First Man:''' Come on, Parky. Jump, Parky. Jump.\\
'''Second Man:'''Come on now, be sensible, Parky.


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* Tennessee Tuxedo frequently says "Don't be ridiculous" when Chumley says something obtuse.
24th Dec '16 12:16:23 PM Gosicrystal
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See InsaneTrollLogic. Somewhat related to VoodooShark (when RealLife fiction-creators are seen doing this themselves -- albeit not in response to a theory they find absurd). May also involve NoExceptYes ("No, I'm not eating an eraser. I'm eating ''two'' erasers.") Compare WorryingForTheWrongReason ("Sharks? Don't be silly. The crocodiles will get you first.")

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See InsaneTrollLogic. Somewhat related to VoodooShark (when RealLife fiction-creators are seen doing this themselves -- albeit not in response to a theory they find absurd). May also involve NoExceptYes DistinctionWithoutADifference ("No, I'm not eating an eraser. I'm eating ''two'' erasers.") erasers"). Compare WorryingForTheWrongReason ("Sharks? Don't be silly. The crocodiles will get you first.")first").
24th Nov '16 12:43:29 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''{{Spamalot}}'':

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* ''{{Spamalot}}'':''Theatre/{{Spamalot}}'':
28th Aug '16 9:41:25 PM LadyJafaria
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* In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', Colon confuses "hieroglyphs" for a type of mollusc, and when Nobby asks "so if we go any deeper, they'll be loweroglyphs" Colon tells him not to be ridiculous, because everyone knows you don't ''get'' loweroglyphs in these waters.
5th Jun '16 7:22:41 PM PaulA
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-->'''Tomo''': ''Bwahahaha!'' [[EskimosArentReal This moron believes in reindeer!]]
-->'''[[StraightMan Yomi]]''': Um... reindeer DO exist.
-->'''Tomo''': You can't pull that one over on me! No deer in the world could fly like that!
-->'''Yomi''': [[PoesLaw ...are you for real?]]

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-->'''Tomo''': -->'''Tomo:''' ''Bwahahaha!'' [[EskimosArentReal This moron believes in reindeer!]]
-->'''[[StraightMan Yomi]]''':
reindeer!]]\\
'''Yomi:'''
Um... reindeer DO exist.
-->'''Tomo''':
exist.\\
'''Tomo:'''
You can't pull that one over on me! No deer in the world could fly like that!
-->'''Yomi''':
that!\\
'''Yomi:'''
[[PoesLaw ...are you for real?]]



-->Nodamiki: And you need mayonnaise too!!
-->Tomokane: Mayonnaise?
-->Nodamiki: So I can put it on the crusts... and eat them![[note]]Bread is used as an eraser in charcoal drawing.[[/note]]
-->Tomokane: ''(holding up peanut butter)'' You don't use mayonnaise for the crusts!!
-->Kisaragi: Tomokane-san, that's not what you should be arguing about!!

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-->Nodamiki: -->'''Nodamiki:''' And you need mayonnaise too!!
-->Tomokane: Mayonnaise?
-->Nodamiki:
too!!\\
'''Tomokane:''' Mayonnaise?\\
'''Nodamiki:'''
So I can put it on the crusts... and eat them![[note]]Bread is used as an eraser in charcoal drawing.[[/note]]
-->Tomokane: ''(holding
[[/note]]\\
'''Tomokane:''' ''[holding
up peanut butter)'' butter]'' You don't use mayonnaise for the crusts!!
-->Kisaragi:
crusts!!\\
'''Kisaragi:'''
Tomokane-san, that's not what you should be arguing about!!



--> '''Kermit/Smallett:''' Your finger hired the crew?
--> '''Fozzie/Trelawney:''' No, that's silly: [[ConsultingMisterPuppet The man who LIVES inside my finger]] hired the crew.

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--> '''Kermit/Smallett:''' -->'''Kermit/Smallett:''' Your finger hired the crew?
-->
crew?\\
'''Fozzie/Trelawney:''' No, that's silly: [[ConsultingMisterPuppet The man who LIVES inside my finger]] hired the crew.



-->'''Jesse:''' ''(coming into the kitchen and seeing Danny scrubbing suds between his hands)'' Joey, it's finally happened -- he's cleaning liquid soap.
-->'''[[NeatFreak Danny]]:''' Don't be silly. I am just cleaning my rubber gloves.
-->'''Joey:''' Danny, there is no shame in therapy...

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-->'''Jesse:''' ''(coming ''[coming into the kitchen and seeing Danny scrubbing suds between his hands)'' hands]'' Joey, it's finally happened -- he's cleaning liquid soap.
-->'''[[NeatFreak
soap.\\
'''[[NeatFreak
Danny]]:''' Don't be silly. I am just cleaning my rubber gloves.
-->'''Joey:'''
gloves.\\
'''Joey:'''
Danny, there is no shame in therapy...



-->'''Peter:''' (Walter is examining a body, mentions talons) [[DeadpanSnarker We're looking for Big Bird.]]
-->'''Walter:''' Don't be ridiculous. Perhaps a Pterodactyl...

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-->'''Peter:''' (Walter -->''[Walter is examining a body, mentions talons) [[DeadpanSnarker talons]''\\
'''Peter:'''
We're looking for Big Bird.]]
-->'''Walter:'''
\\
'''Walter:'''
Don't be ridiculous. Perhaps a Pterodactyl...



-->'''Son:''' Dad, do you know Batman? 'Cuz I've been trying to contact him all day. (shows flashlight converted into a Batsignal)
-->'''Dad:''' That's ridiculous. You know as well as I do that Batman lives in Gotham City!

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-->'''Son:''' Dad, do you know Batman? 'Cuz I've been trying to contact him all day. (shows ''[shows flashlight converted into a Batsignal)
-->'''Dad:'''
Batsignal]''\\
'''Dad:'''
That's ridiculous. You know as well as I do that Batman lives in Gotham City!



-->'''Wallace Greenslade:''' Listeners [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment who are listening]] will, of course, realise that Minnie and Henry are talking rubbish; as erudite people will realise, there are no elephants in Sussex. They're only found in ''Kent''...

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-->'''Wallace Greenslade:''' Listeners [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment who are listening]] listening will, of course, realise that Minnie and Henry are talking rubbish; as erudite people will realise, there are no elephants in Sussex. They're only found in ''Kent''...



--> "Where are we going to find a shrubbery?"
--> "Well, maybe we can build one? Out of cats."
--> "Don't be ridiculous. Where are we going to find cats?"

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--> "Where -->"Where are we going to find a shrubbery?"
-->
shrubbery?"\\
"Well, maybe we can build one? Out of cats."
-->
"\\
"Don't be ridiculous. Where are we going to find cats?"



--> '''Qui-Gon:''' I've got an idea!
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' It's not SummonBiggerFish, is it?
--> '''Qui-Gon:''' Don't be stupid! That would only take one or two hits, at most. Tell them we're bringing up a load of the Queen's laundry.

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--> '''Qui-Gon:''' -->'''Qui-Gon:''' I've got an idea!
-->
idea!\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' It's not SummonBiggerFish, is it?
-->
it?\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' Don't be stupid! That would only take one or two hits, at most. Tell them we're bringing up a load of the Queen's laundry.



--> '''Roy:''' Then go play quietly with your puppet or something!
--> '''Elan:''' Don't be ridiculous, Roy! You know [[CompanionCube Banjo]] is even more worried than I am.

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--> '''Roy:''' -->'''Roy:''' Then go play quietly with your puppet or something!
-->
something!\\
'''Elan:''' Don't be ridiculous, Roy! You know [[CompanionCube Banjo]] is even more worried than I am.



-->'''Joel''' Is that a {{Muppet}}?
-->'''Burnie:''' Don't be silly, Muppets are trademark.

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-->'''Joel''' Is that a {{Muppet}}?
-->'''Burnie:'''
{{Muppet}}?\\
'''Burnie:'''
Don't be silly, Muppets are trademark.



-->'''Homestar:''' Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness!\\

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-->'''Homestar:''' --->'''Homestar:''' Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness!\\



-->'''March Hare:''' Mustard?
-->'''Mad Hatter:''' Mustard, yes... ''Mustard?!'' Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's more like it.

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-->'''March Hare:''' Mustard?
-->'''Mad
Mustard?\\
'''Mad
Hatter:''' Mustard, yes... ''Mustard?!'' Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's more like it.



* {{Squidbillies}}: Something has wrecked the Cuyler house.
-->'''Rusty''': I think Godzilly came over here and tipped our house up off the ground!
-->'''Early''': Son... Son, now come on. That's impossible. Ol' Godziller he lives over 'ere in Ja-pan. An' that's a long-ass commute just fer a beatdown.

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* {{Squidbillies}}: ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'': Something has wrecked the Cuyler house.
-->'''Rusty''': -->'''Rusty:''' I think Godzilly came over here and tipped our house up off the ground!
-->'''Early''':
ground!\\
'''Early:'''
Son... Son, now come on. That's impossible. Ol' Godziller he lives over 'ere in Ja-pan. An' that's a long-ass commute just fer a beatdown.



* From the WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck episode "Twin Beaks" when Launchpad (trying to get in touch with his aura) makes a detour in a cow pen.
-->'''Lanchpad:''' Okay, Twin Beaks is a quarter mile up the road, we should take a left at the second light and stop in at "Trudy's Diner". She makes a great pie and a darn good coffee.
-->'''Darkwing:''' Ooh, did the nice cow tell you all that?
-->'''Launchpad:''' Don't be silly, DW; this log gave me the directions. The cow just warned us not to order the coffee.

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* From the WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' episode "Twin Beaks" when Launchpad (trying to get in touch with his aura) makes a detour in a cow pen.
-->'''Lanchpad:''' Okay, Twin Beaks is a quarter mile up the road, we should take a left at the second light and stop in at "Trudy's Diner". She makes a great pie and a darn good coffee.
-->'''Darkwing:'''
coffee.\\
'''Darkwing:'''
Ooh, did the nice cow tell you all that?
-->'''Launchpad:'''
that?\\
'''Launchpad:'''
Don't be silly, DW; this log gave me the directions. The cow just warned us not to order the coffee.
5th Jun '16 1:09:14 AM ClockClockClock
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* From the WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck episode "Twin Beaks" when Launchpad (trying to get in touch with his aura) makes a detour in a cow pen.
-->'''Lanchpad:''' Okay, Twin Beaks is a quarter mile up the road, we should take a left at the second light and stop in at "Trudy's Diner". She makes a great pie and a darn good coffee.
-->'''Darkwing:''' Ooh, did the nice cow tell you all that?
-->'''Launchpad:''' Don't be silly, DW; this log gave me the directions. The cow just warned us not to order the coffee.
12th Mar '16 8:09:37 AM pablo360
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** Later on, on several occasions, Jim (who plays Qui-Gon) would suggest Summon Bigger Fish as a solution to the various problems they were facing. The DM would always have an objection ("You're not Qui-Gon anymore," Luke doesn't know that power," "You're in space," etc.), but ''Summon Bigger Fish isn't an actual Jedi power in the first place.'' Ben always responds:
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' ''That's'' your reason for not letting him do it?
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