Once upon a time, people thought December 21, 2012 was The End of the World as We Know It
. Silly, right? Well, a surprising number of people took this seriously. Where did this date come from, you ask? Well, let's sort out fact and fiction:
- Myth: The Mayans predicted December 21, 2012 would be the end of the world.
- Fact: Conspiracy theorists pulled a mathematically significant date from the Mayan calendar (not the end of the calendar, as it's usually reported) and reappropriated it as the end of the world. The actual Mayans had nothing to do with it. Also, whenever the "Mayan" calendar is shown, expect it to actually be the more visually appealing Aztec calendar.
- Myth: Nostradamus also predicted something would happen in 2012.
- Fact: The only years Nostradamus mentions by name in his quatrains are 1999 and 3797. Of course, he could be talking about 2012 in some of his other quatrains. Or he could not. That's the magic of Nostradamus — he was so vague that you can interpret him however you like, which is where his "correct" predictions come from.
- Myth: Lots of other ancient civilizations also cited the year 2012.
- Fact: Yeah, no. Conspiracy theorists just took every doomsday prediction under the sun and attached it to December 21, 2012 because why not.
So, what was supposed to happen on December 21, 2012? Well, there were some fun predictions:
- Nibiru, a.k.a. Planet X: A planet about as real as Tatooine which was supposed to hit the Earth in May of 2003. For some reason, the theory was later dusted off and applied to — you guessed it — December 21, 2012.note
- Polar shift: Supposedly, the magnetic poles were going to reverse in 2012. Didn't happen and wouldn't have caused disaster if it had.
- Solar flares: Solar flares happen all the time, but obviously solar flares happening on December 21, 2012 would be evil, world-ending, magic solar flares.
- Planetary alignments: When the planets line up, you know it's bad! Except there were no planetary alignments in 2012 and planetary alignments have happened many times before without any effect on the Earth.
- The Rapture: Naturally.
- New World Order: Presumably, The Illuminati thought it would be fun to kick their plans into high gear on December 21, 2012, since people were expecting something to happen anyway.
- Three days of darkness: A theory which got lots of traction in China, leading to huge sales of candles there.
- Pic de Bugarach: A mountain in southern France near the Spanish border associated with UFO phenomena. New Agers flocked to the mountain in December of 2012, believing they would be spared from the apocalypse and also get to reenact Close Encounters of the Third Kind. French police eventually had to block access to the mountain itself, concerned that a doomsday cult might carry out a mass suicide or worse.
- The Zombie Apocalypse: Because again, why not?
- The reintroduction of magic and the start of the Sixth World, or the Age of Aquarius. (Shadow Run)
- The Ancient Astronauts who guided the Mayans returning to Earth.
As you may have noticed, none of this stuff ever happened
. However, popular culture had a lot of fun with the supposed doomsday and that's what we're here to record.note
Now that Dec 21, 2012 has come and gone, it's safe to say that this is now a Discredited Trope
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- "Fruitcake" Mullins in Hard Time is a crazed scientist who claims he can predict the future, and who believes in the Mayan apocalypse. However, he thinks "the end of linear time" is to come on December 23rd, 2012. The "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue reveals that it was the end... for him; he died that day.
- Why else do you think Anthropology takes place in 2012? With all these weird end-of-the-world conspiracies people were having at the time, Discord causing chaos seems just as plausible. In fact, Nathan mentions in chapter 28 that "the end of the world wasn’t for a couple more months", referring to the Mayan Doomsday.
- The Mayan Doomsday is brought up in chapter 1 of Ed, Edd n Eddy's Quest for the Pure Hearts:
: [to Plank]
What'd yah say buddy? [beat]
End of the world. Are you buyin' into that Mayan stuff? It's always a fad with you, mister!
Live Action TV
- The Go On episode "The World Ain't Over 'Till It's Over" (aired December 4, 2012) takes place on December 21, 2012. Mr. K believes the world will end, but nothing happens.
- 2 Broke Girls: "And The High Holidays" makes comments referencing this.
- Penn & Teller: Bullshit! tackles this in the episode "The Apocalypse".
- According to The X-Files, December 21, 2012 is the date of a future Alien Invasion.
- A Saturday Night Live skit featured two Mayans showing their newly completed calender to their countrymen. They say the calender ends in 2012 because the world will end, but eventually admit they just ran out of space.
- Around the time Roland Emmerich film came out, SNL did a recut trailer parody in which the world was ending because Sarah Palin had been elected president (with Glenn Beck as her vice-president, no less).
- The 1990's Speculative Documentary series Ancient Prophecies got in on the fun quite early, predicting that mankind's technology would suddenly come to life and rebel. Cue humorous shots of a guy getting his tie caught in a printer and a Christmas tree shaking around menacingly.
- The Discovery Channel had a special on this, taking the proposed "how the world would end" ideas that were scientifically possible. But the end conclusion was "there's a chance any one of these could happen anyway, regardless of date".
- Prime Minister Julia Gillard appeared on the Triple J TV show for a very tongue in cheek end of the world speech.
- "A Certain Shade of Green" by Incubus
- "2012 (It Ain't the End)" by Jay Sean
- "Till the World Ends" by Britney Spears (the song doesn't mention 2012, but the official music video does)
- Industrial Metal act Hanzel Und Gretyl's album 2012 was dedicated to the Mayan prophecies.
- Some comics referenced the supposed doomsday in their strip for December 21, 2012:
- Mother Goose and Grimm has a story arc about Ralph's Mayan girlfriend who panics about the supposed "end of the world" and wants him to make a bucket list of what to do before the world ends. This arc, of course, ran◊ for◊ five◊ whole◊ days◊ on the week of November 27, 2012. The aftermath did not occur until December 30◊, the day before New Year's Eve, and only nine days after the supposed "Mayan Doomsday".
- In early January 2012, Sally Forth had a two-week storyline where Ted, while not seriously believing it, used the doomsday talk as a reason to look back on their lives thus far, leading into a What If? storyline speculating on a future where Ted and Sally had never met.
- The Shadowrun universe backstory has the fifth (our) world end on December 24th, 2011 according to the Mayan calendar, and the sixth world begins, bringing with it magic, dragons, new types of humans that resemble the legendary dwarves, orks, elves and trolls, among others.
- Debunked by Sci Show here and here.
- Jib Jab's 2012 year-in-review video is themed around this. It's also briefly mentioned in their 2011 video.
- Cracked.com's The Embarrassing Aftermath of the Mayan 'Apocalypse'
- The Onion: "Man Who Just Bought Mayan Headdress, 4 Crates Of Corn Pretty Sure You'll Be Looking Like The Fool When Apocalypse Happens" and "Mayan Word For 'Apocalypse' Actually Translates More Accurately As 'Time Of Pale Obese Gun Monsters'."
- Made into a Running Gag by Jesse Cox and Crendor during the Cox n' Crendor Show podcast. Jesse & Crendor would frequently remark about evil Mayan robots rising against humanity in their takeover bit and then make it more ridiculous from there.
- Weekly World News had some articles about this, such as the Mayans doing an "apocalypse countdown". Notably, on the date itself, the site reported that the end of the world was postponed to September 3, 2015.
- In December 21, 2012, Chuggaaconroy posted a Tweet making fun of how people were hyping over the supposed end of the world. It's more of a humorous post, really.
Days like today make me glad that I already stopped the moon from crashing last year! Play Majora's Mask today, you owe it to yourself!
- Know Your Meme claims the phenomenon has reached memetic status, as seen here.
- Spoofed in the opening of the 2012 "Treehouse of Horror" episode of The Simpsons.
- On Futurama, a Martian calendar predicts a sunflare that will destroy the planet in 3012. Later it is revealed that the planet in question is Mars, and the calendar was sent to Earth as a warning to not visit Mars, but by then the Earth's people had already relocated to there.
- Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated which started in 2011, played with this, indirectly, with Nibiru being the Big Bad.
- In a mid-season Gravity Falls short, (released in 2013) Dipper asks a magic mailbox that gives answers to all questions when the world will end. It gives the answer of 3012, to Dipper's mild surprise.