"I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never been young and beautiful. Oh, I've been beautiful, and God knows I've been young, but never the twain have met."Torch Song Trilogy is a groundbreaking gay theatre piece by Harvey Fierstein. Fierstein wrote the three plays to give himself acting work, and he became a famous writer accidentally. The three plays included were each written and produced separately, at La Ma Ma, etc. in New York in the 70s, then came to Broadway in 1983. The three plays have radically different styles, but all concern a character named Arnold Beckoff, and his on-again-off-again relationship with his bisexual lover Ed.They are:
- International Stud – 3 characters. Told in fragments as Arnold, a drag queen, talks to the audience, then Ed tries to pick up Arnold in a bar (the real-life gay bar "International Stud"), they break up when Ed can’t come out of the closet. The sections keep the actors apart, with monologues and speaking together on the phone, until they finally share the stage in the last scene. It is intended that a character called “Lady Blues” will sing a torch song between each section.
- Fugue in a Nursery – Arnold and his new young lover Alan come to visit Ed and his new wife at their country house for the weekend. Jealousy abounds. The set is an enormous bed with a back for four musicians who play thematically, each of the musical instruments represented a character in the original score.
- Widows and Children First! – Naturalistic style. Alan has died in a gay-bashing, and Arnold is left to raise their adopted gay teenager David alone. His intolerant mother comes to visit from Florida (a role written for Estelle Getty, who won great acclaim in the Broadway production – it was this that brought her to the attention of the producers of The Golden Girls). Ed meanwhile has divorced his wife, and it seems he and Arnold may reconcile.
Torch Song Trilogy provides examples of the following tropes:
- Brainless Beauty: Alan. He's a model. Arnold says to him in the film "If you have an I.Q. of over 30, then there is no God."
- Cast Full of Gay: Two straight women. Even more so in the movie, where the cast is expanded a bit.
- Drag Queen: Arnold is one, professionally. Theatrically, this is only touched on in the first play, the movie expands a bit and includes some musical numbers and other drag queen colleagues.
- Gayngst: From Ed. Pretty much the reason he and Arnold break up.
- Jewish Mother: Mrs. Beckoff.
- No Bisexuals: Averted with Ed.
- Queer Romance: Duh.